Yu's Amazing Text Adventure - Phansite Archive

You wake up in you're room. It's morning.

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Invalid Command. My Grammar is perfect. And I can't edit the first post in a thread.

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>Go to the kitchen.

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>Go into living room.

You go back to sleep even though you've just gotten up. You wake up an hour later, refreshed. You then leave your room and go downstairs.

You walk over to the TV and punch it without really knowing why. Fortunately, your hand passes right through the screen due to you being a persona user. Nanako gets really freaked out though.

You go upstairs and try to eat your own tv. It doesn't fit in your mouth. Eventually, you decide to stop. You are now back in your room.

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You try to eat your bed. It can't fit in your mouth either. You eventually stop because there is more things to eat than the useful things in your room. You go to the bathroom. You are now in the bathroom.

>Stay up to watch the midnight channel, then leap into your TV as it's playing.

>Take a hecking shower

You cannot do that from here. Or at this time of day. You take a toothbrush and eat it. You choke and die. It seems doing stupid things ends in death. Who would have guessed? Bad End. Save Loaded You are in your room.

>Jump out your window

Jump out the window.

You decide to jump out of your window. You break your neck on the concrete and freak out the lady outside of your house. The cat starts nomming your corpse *Bad End. Loading Save* You are in your room.

>Wait around until midnight, then foolishly stuff yourself through the biggest TV in the house regardless of how tight it is as the midnight channel plays.

>Be a man and jump into the tv right now

Sleep in the midnight channel.

It's the wrong time of day for that. You punch the window. Nothing happens excepts your fist starts hurting.

>crack egg on belt and eat it raw

You don't have an Egg You turn on the TV. The weather is playing.

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>Egg some loser's house... with food from fridge

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> up up down down left right left right B A start

You can't do that from here. Cheat Entered: You can now use Izanagi in the real world

>Go to Junes and rob it with Izanagi so you can obtain all the egg, then crack egg on Izanagi and eat it raw

> I + \ + --> + Punch v >

You can't do that from here You summon Izanagi. Invalid Cheat code

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>Rename Izanagi to Izaneggi

You can't do that from here

>Uses Izanagi to go get eggs from the grocery store

>Plant the cooked egg

Sleep until midnight.

oh, sweet >Commit Suppuku

You have no egg Invalid Command You Sleep. You wake up an hour later, feeling refreshed. You commit Sodoku. Nanako finds your corpse a few hours later and is traumatized for life. You monster Bad End. Save loaded You are in your room

>Valid egg based command

>Go to Tokyo and use Izanagi to kill Shido.

Wait until midnight.

You have no Egg You cannot summon Izanagi. You go downstairs

>Install hackerware to give player 99x egg

>Walks over to fridge

You open the fridge. There is MILK, leftover RICE, 2 EGGS and NANAKO'S SCIENCE PROJECT Obtained: EGG x99

>Get Izanagi again with cheat code, use him to fight Adachi by casting Armageddon at level 1 like in the Golden anime.

Crack egg on belt and eat raw

Consume all the eggs.

>Devour Science Project

You eat all of the eggs and die. They were all raw. Nanako is freaked out and traumatised for life. You monster Bad End. Loading Save. You are in your room

>Lead a robot army against humanity

Invalid Command You decide to jump out of your window. You break your neck on the concrete and freak out the lady outside of your house. The cat starts nomming your corpse *Bad End. Loading Save* You are in your room.

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You go downstairs You have no eggs You jump into the TV. Nanako is surprised. You are now in the TV world

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>Use previously installed hackerware to change all shadows into eggs, but they stay as lethal as shadows

>Fights shadows with my shadow

You do not know Spanish, so you swear in Japanese. No-one is around, so it's alright, isn't it? You still feel bad. There is no Shadow nearby, Teddie included.

>The only language I speak is Spanish!

You snap your own neck and die. A Shadow eats your corpse. Bad End. Save Loaded You are in your room

>Walks downstairs and vores TV

You cannot do that from here.

>Go downstairs and go outside

>Go into Nanako's room and search for evidence of her being jewish

>Drag Nanako into TV world

You go back to sleep. You wake back up an hour later, feeling refreshed. You wake up to find you tried and failed to eat your bed. Wierd. You scream. Nanako runs into your room, looking panicked "What's wrong, big bro?"

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>Leads a robot army into a TV and the robot army speaks Spanish.

>Hides the dank weed

You drop kick your TV , breaking it. Probably a bad idea. You go downstairs. Nanako follows you and goes back to watching her program

>Search under bed for doujin stash

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>Devour Text Based Adventure

>Pat Nanako on the head

Invalid command What's a Phansite? You dropkick Nanako. Nanako start's crying. "B-Big Bro? T-That hurt. Waaaaaah!!" You jump into the TV, leaving Nanako crying

>go to school and learn spanish

>Go into Shadow palace dungeon thing

>Suddenly karma strikes for kicking Nanako, breaks neck again

>commit genocide

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>Feed Nanako to Chie as Nanako Steak

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You pose dramatically for some reason. You feel really cool. You snap your own neck and die. A Shadow eats your corpse. Bad End. Save Loaded You are in your room

>Burn down the house

>Hang out with Nanako

>Take nanako to a dark Ally with a TV

>Take out the old chem set and make some explosives

>Throw Nanako into TV

Go downstairs, jump into TV, find Teddie ok thanks

You go downstairs You have nothing to burn down the house with. Thankfully. You invite Nanako to go play outside. Where do you want to go?

>The local dark alleyway

>Go to Adachi's house

>You want to go to Germany

You take Nanko out into a dark alleyway. She doesn't seem to like it so you go to Junes instead Every day is great at your Junes with Nanako.

>take nanako to a dark alley and team up with adachi

>The play ground or the the school, IDK >Also, eat a random bomb

>Kill Nanako in front of people

>Buys an uhhhhhh steak

>Chant the Junes theme over and over

>Eat eggs with the carton

You choke Nanako to death and are arrested by Adachi. You are now in Adachi's car with Adachi Equipped: HANDCUFFS

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>Bludgeon Adachi with handcuffs

>Try out some of that weird cuff dancing

> Up up down down left right left right B A Start

>summon izanagi and break out and run for the border to Mexico

>Blitzkreg out the car door and ride a tank into Adachi

Hack the cuffs off, kiss Adachi.

You try to bludgeon Adachi to death with the handcuff, but you can't reach him. And they are handcuffs Cheat Code activated: You can now summon Izanagi in the real world You try to dance. It's hard because you are in a car.

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>Uses Armageddon on car with Izanagi

>Ask Adachi to be your Partner in Crime

>Acuse Adachi of being a jew

Izanagi does not know Armageddon You flirt with Adachi. He tries to ignore you but blushes slightly You cannot reach Adachi to kiss, dropkick or Shoryuken him.

>Give Adachi your phone number

>Accuse Adachi of being a jew

>tell adachi about the TV world and prepose a plan to him

Flirt with Adachi some more.

You use Zio. The car explodes, injuring you greatly, but launching you out of the car. You are now in the shopping district. You now have a broken leg.

What do you mean Izanagi doesn't know Armageddon? Haven't you seen the anime? >Eat leg

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>tell adachi you love me

>Seduce people with broken leg

> Crawl like a peasant

>Crawls to a random store

>Swap Persona to Satan. Lewd Satan. Also Salvation I guess.

>Rip off broken leg and eats it

Use the power of friendship to teleport to the TV world.

>pull out Automatic rifle

>Choke yourself with the handcuffs >if not, kill Lopez and Choke urself

You crawl into Konishi Liquors You are now in Konishi Liquors You do not have Satan You dab. Naoki looks at you with a strange look.

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>Grab nearest bottle

>Choke and restart game

>Uses Zio on Konishi Liquors

>Drink all the liquor

>Teleport to Teddie via cheat codes the power of friendship.

>get drunk and wake up in a hotel

You grab the nearest bottle and drink it. You're vision blurs. You are now LEVEL 1 DRUNK. Noaki looks at you. "You have to pay for that, you know." You use Zio. It ignites the store, blowing it up and burning down the store. This starts a chain reaction that burns down the entire shopping district, ending with blowing up the gas staion and killin Izanami. You are, however, also dead. Your reign of terror has come to an end. Bad End. Loading Save You are in your room.

>Go to Riseâ€™s place!

>Take nanako to a nightclub

>Get Breakfast, and get eggs

> go to Rise's place

>Dance spontaneously

>Up up down down left right left right B A Start

>Go to Adachis house

>Go to the TV world instead because Rise is smelly.

You call for help. But no-one came. You cannot go to Rise's place from here You start dancing for some reason. You keep dancing. It's fun. Eventually, you tire out and stop dancing Cheat Activated: You can summon Izanagi in the real world

>Go to Rise's place and establish Social link(DON'T FORGET TO GET DRESSED!)

>Summon Izanagi and kiss him

>Eat Breakfast and summon the egg >Do the Flop

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>Walks to the bathroom

>Go downstairs, jump into the TV.

You kiss Izanagi. He doesn't react. You go downstairs and jump into the TV You are now in the TV world

>Find Teddie please.

Dammit, >Find Ted and awaken Persona, AGAIN

>Grab chainsaw and liquor while Finding Teddie

Teddie is not here. He's at Yosuke's place, you remind yourself You scream. A lot. You don't stop. You feel like you cannot. Something appears. It's a Shadow. Congratulations, you found one.

>Tell the shadow it is not you

>Hug the shadow and give it lots of love

>Fights shadow with my shadow

>Offer the shadow better living conditions and easily available jobs

You try to seduce the shadow. It doesn't look like it worked. You tell the shadow that it isn't you. It nods in agreement. It seems like the Shadow isn't you. This is a matter that has been solved. Congratulations. You hug the Shadow. It seems confused and pushes you off it before trying to attack. You use Zio on the shadow. It seems to be strong to it. The shadow laughs at you. How mean of the Shadow.

>Enters rom hacks to alter the game

>Dropkick the shadow with your ninja skills

>Vore the Shadow out of spite

>Seranade the shadow