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elmco

Dear Archer.

Dear Archer4534, I want to be your friend. Truly and sincerely. This isn't a meme or a joke, I seriously want to get to know you better. Not your personal information, mind you (you've given me enough of that), I want to get to know the personality behind the mask that is Archer. For anyone who wishes to take part in this thread as well, feel free, but know that I'm making this thread because of my genuine feelings. This is aimed at Archer, but it applies to others as well. I wish to be friends with all of you. And Archer, if you don't want to talk publicly in this thread, feel free to DM me on here or through discord (elmco#5021), and I'd be happy to talk about anything. Or, if you don't care, feel free to ignore me. I want to be your friend, Archer, and I hope you feel the same way. Sincerely, Elm "elmco" Tully

Centunculus_fur

Give this a while...these kinds of lures take a few days before they spring...or get anywhere at all really.

Queef

Honestly? Same tbh. Like idk what to say but that entire post is just truthful

BBBam04

Don’t really know Elm’s and Archer’s history, but I wish you luck ElmBro!

Micah

Much respect to you elm

Sarinman

And then Archer ignored Elm. Again. The end.

SHDW_PSYCHE

*walks in with pink panther playing*

Archer4534

Elmco wants to be my friend but idk about Queef

SHDW_PSYCHE

archer will u be my friend?

Archer4534

Yes Psyche

elmco

Archer, will you be my friend? Ignore Luna if you wish, but my feelings are genuine.

Queef

Elmco wants to be my friend but idk about Queef archer i legit do wanna be your friend

Micah

Archer, will you be my friend? Ignore Luna if you wish, but my feelings are genuine. L

Archer4534

Elmco wants to be my friend but idk about Queef archer i legit do wanna be your friend But I'm not friends with gay guys because I don't like gay people

Sarinman

Holy shit Elm, Luna, you just gonna take that?

(edited by Sarinman)

Archer4534

I think they won't

Micah

Elmco wants to be my friend but idk about Queef archer i legit do wanna be your friend But I'm not friends with gay guys because I don't like gay people There goes my will to live

Gin

@Archer4534 Are Traps Gay?

Yu-Narukami

Elmco and Queef were gay all along.

BeautyThief

If i say i want to be archers friend have i friend zoned him

Gin

Haven’t you done that already?

BeautyThief

no not yet i just told him im getting married

elmco

Elmco and Queef were gay all along.I'm straight as can be. My 'crush' on Archer has been pretty jokingly, but I really do want to be his friend. And apparently he doesn't like gay people, so I guess I don't fit into his dislike criteria.

Micah

What kind of ??

InterNiko

Elmco wants to be my friend but idk about Queef archer i legit do wanna be your friend But I'm not friends with gay guys because I don't like gay people People like you actually exist?!

BBBam04

Elmco, I think it’s time you make a departure from Archer(4534).

elmco

I have no clue who you are, but I definitely won't be doing that. I'm not surprised, I already knew he was homophobic. I still want to be friends.

BBBam04

Eh, fair enough.

Archer4534

Lol

Joemomma40

Archer, you some child or are you an extremist of christian kind?

Archer4534

Good question and the answer is none of them I'm a prince and a phantom thief

Sarinman

I think they're more confused on why you don't like gay people. Ya don't have to be sexually attracted to them, but just going out and saying you don't like gay people is kinda rude.

elmco

it's because he's a prince and a phantom thief duh

TheRemitron

That make it completely okay 100%

Archer4534

Okay

Joemomma40

Idk if I should suprised he gave my question the light of day or angry that he’s dodging the question

Micah

Corrin can marry Niles or Rhajat, so you can be gay..or technically bi

BigDickThanos

snap Niles is now Male Corrin's only marriage option.

Archer4534

Which irritates me because I'm aiming for every marrage for the characters in FE Fates

Joemomma40

Which irritates me because I'm aiming for every marrage for the characters in FE Fates every huh? that would mean both male and female, but you hate gays, you’re super hypocritical

Micah

Which irritates me because I'm aiming for every marrage for the characters in FE Fates Gay rights

Mono

Mono says gay rights.

Archer4534

Omgs

Solid_Snake

Snake wants you to know that he loves his gay friends.

Samuel1364

Do you want to be my friend Archer

Archer4534

Yes Sam

Garfield

Do you want to be my gay lover Archer

elmco

WOW Archan. When I ask, it takes you days to give a cryptic response that I'm still not sure on, and yet when Sam asks, it takes you less than a day. I'm hurt Archer.

Mono

It's because Archer doesn't like gay people, elmco.

(edited by Mono)

Micah

This is so sad, can we get Elm a friend.

Centunculus_fur

Unfortunately Elm is cursed so he can't gain friends. I relate to him on a close level of sadness Feelsbadman.

Garden_of_Rosie

People say you and I would get along well, Archer, but that remains to be seen.

IHateAkechi

i dont even know who archer is but same i guess

Joemomma40

I would be friends elmco, but he told me to leave the discord soon as I joined so idk how to feel about them

Morgana_Amamiya

The only thing I got from this whole conversation is that Archer is a meh kinda character. Now time for me to go to sleep.

Archer4534

I'll do that but I have to raise my confidants

Mono

Confidants aren't real, Archer.

Garfield

get me to social rank 10 archer daddy nya

Flareon

People say you and I would get along well, Archer, but that remains to be seen. On the probable chance that you're gay, he won't like you.

Archer4534

I don't make confidants with gay people except for Luchan

(edited by Archer4534)

Garfield

Get me to S rank support then daddy Archer nya

snow-frost

I don't make confidants with gay people except for Luchan whoa whats wrong with gay people

Luck

you must be new here. (it's a figure of speech, not an insult, just to be clear)

(edited by Luck)

Joemomma40

Archer, I have another serious question, why do you hate gay people?

Mono

Seriously Archer, we want to know why you do.

Archer4534

U guys already know y

TheRemitron

We don’t though

Archer4534

It's because the can't have kids with the same gender I told u guys already

Sarinman

You don't have to be in love with gay people, you just shouldn't hate them because of them being gay. Gay people can still be friends. You don't have to have kids with all of your friends. Be friends with Elm and be Garfield's gay lover.

Mono

That isn't a reason that you should hate gay people at all, and considering the world is having an overpopulation problem, people not having kids is a good thing.

elmco

I'll do that but I have to raise my confidantsso are you saying we can be friends? because i'm still getting mixed messages

Sarinman

Just give up elm, you're too gay to be Archer's friend

elmco

i'm not into men, sorry sarin. as much as you want me to be gay so i can fit into your fantasies, i'm straight.

Sarinman

Elmco wants to be my friend but idk about Queef archer i legit do wanna be your friend But I'm not friends with gay guys because I don't like gay people Insert image of Archer saying "I sense a lie"

elmco

pretty sure in that context he's referring to luna

Sarinman

Pretty sure he knows Luna is a girl because the whole Lucy plot has Luna as Lucy's twin sister or something

Mahoroa

Elmco wants to be my friend but idk about Queef archer i legit do wanna be your friend But I'm not friends with gay guys because I don't like gay people there goes my will to live

elmco

don't steal micah's joke

Micah

It's because the can't have kids with the same gender I told u guys already IN FIRE EMBLEM MOTHERFUCKING FATES. HOLY SHIT

Joemomma40

God. Fucking. Damnit. He hates gays because they can’t have kids.. (I know I’m late to the party)

Raccoon

I'm late

Archer4534

Sarin I'm not lying it's the truth

Sarinman

So you don't want to be friends with Elm because he's gay @Archer4534?

elmco

archan how could you

Archer4534

Elmco say that he/she isn't gay/bi

Sarinman

So why don't you want to be friends with him?

Micah

....Archer, in real life, gay peeps can have kids. Adoption is a possibility you know

Sarinman

Smh Micah, but if Corrin marries Rhajat or Niles, then Corrin doesn't give birth to Kana or Nina. Perfect reason to hate the gays.

elmco

why does this thread keep coming back Elmco say that he/she isn't gay/bi also i still don't understand our current relationship

Archer4534

....Archer, in real life, gay peeps can have kids. Adoption is a possibility you know But if they adopt a kid than that kid will be straight

Sarinman

1): Archer why the hell did you revive this thread 2): I mean, they're not forced to be straight.

Archer4534

It's because this tread is not locked and it's wrong

Homura-Akemi

But Archer, my parents are I can only assume straight. And I'm the most lesbian person around.)

Joemomma40

I know many gay people with straight parents and vise versa

Micah

We are almost to June, Archer.

Archer4534

Yeah so and that's not how the lie works Homura

TheRemitron

Yeah so and that's not how the lie works Homura Confusion sounds

Joemomma40

Go ditto, use copy

Sarinman

Yeah so and that's not how the lie works HomuraCan you explain what you mean by this Archer?

elmco

i've given up on even attempting to get a proper response from Archer.

Archer4534

Life* and If a straight couple have a kid that child is born straight

Sarinman

Uh Archer, my parents are both straight and my sister is lesbian. She's biological and not adopted or anything, but she's 100% lesbian. Plenty of kids with a Mom and Dad who become gay.

Shadowgear

Archer how do you think gay people are born

TheRemitron

That... isn’t how genetics work Archer. By your logic the only way a gay person can be born is if gay people have a biological child, which, can’t actually happen. But they’re many gay people out there. So how do they exist if straight people can only have straight kids

Samuel1364

Wait GUYS CHERISH THIS THREAD BECAUSE ARCHER WON'T BE HERE DURING THIS SUMMER! OwO UwU

Archer4534

Okay first that's flaw logic and second y would straight people who have a gay/lesbian kid when they should teach them that hey can't date the same sex

Sarinman

You're not born lesbian or gay. It's something that just happens I guess.

Gin

I see Archer is still being the strawman the radical LGBT+ community use when they try to demonize straight people for existing.

Sarinman

I honestly just think he doesn't know any better. Like he doesn't understand how someone could be gay.

Scarletone

This thread seems to be getting kinda political idk

Joemomma40

Fuck, it’s getting political? I’m neutral so I can’t be here or people will think I’m not!

Archer4534

This thread is going to get a page 2

Sarinman

Uh, we're nearly 200 posts off from that Archer. This thread is already starting to die.

elmco

Sarinman

Gay people are born when man shoves an egg inside of them, then have sex with another man. The egg then gives birth naturally from outside of their body.

Scarletone

when man shoves an egg inside of them I- I just... Sarin? Are you okay?

Sarinman

Joemomma40

Mood

Archer4534

That's y this thread is alive if it's dead then should the admin or moderator locked it

Catn

Wtf is this thread?

elmco

a thread that archer keeps reviving

Maizono_Swift

While it might not get a page 2, it can be recorded as the thread that's never left dead :v

Archer4534

I'm not reviving it needs to be alive

Ren-kun

Archer, I'd like to know the reasons behind your hatred, if you wouldn't mind sharing?

Sarinman

The reasons were apparently the fact that gay people can't have kids. He didn't like gays because of Fire Emblem Fates or something. And Archer, Mods lock contriversal threads or threads that break rules. Don't post in dead threads to keep them alive jf nobody wants to talk there anymore. Its annoying.

Archer4534

And not keeping it alive is a rule

Sarinman

Do you mean keeping it alive isn't against the rules? It isn't, but there's no point whatsoever to keep it alive after people stop talking here.

Gin

Then stop talking in it, Sarin. If only Archer posts in it, it will be locked quicker. Also, Archer never answered the original proposal Elm put forward to be friends. He just went off on a rant against gay people for some reason.

Archer4534

Elmco is growning up so fast

SHDW_PSYCHE

lol

Archer4534

Dk y I said that

elmco

thank you, but this thread is almost a month old, let it go

BBBam04

Did Archer even answer your original question?

elmco

nope

Micah

Nope

BBBam04

Well, heck

Archer4534

No one will let it go Elmco this isn't Frozen