I need a new velvet room assistant.

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Jigor

Any candidates because 2 children as workers are not fun.

Tot_Pop

Oooh, pick me, I'd totally look great in blue. Promise I won't wreck the place *wink*

Jigor

ok I will choose 10 users and you may have to compete for the title as my new assistant.

JustAMimikip

I'd probably suck but why not I'm bored

Micah

I'll make sure do do well then, I have no job so why not

elmco

i know your true identity, and if you don't pick me i'll reveal your main account

Maizono_Swift

if you don't like children in blue then I guess you can get a pre-teen with blue hair, like me!

Micah

i know your true identity, and if you don't pick me i'll reveal your main account That is blackmail :(

(edited by Micah)

Yu-Narukami

I'd look good in a blue skirt.

Centunculus_fur

Considering robots mean slaves and I haven't applied for Androidship...uh I'm open and I like blue.

BBBam04

I have many questions about this job. Will I be paid? Is this a 9 to 5 job? Is there workers comp? Will I get sick/vacation days? Do I have weekends off? Is this job legal?

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TheRemitron

I promise not to laugh when they fuse Mara

Samuel1364

HMMM

elmco

hmmmmm

Kitagawa

- - - How is the pay? Will food and drink be provided on the job? - - -

Flareon

Well, I need to pay rent somehow. Not sure I want to wear a skirt, but i'm ameniable.

InterNiko

I'll sign up, no matter what the conditions are.

BBBam04

Weirdo

Luck

If you have one in green then sign me up

Jigor

Well you get payed 200,000 yen every day plus an option to make fun of the guest. Also drinks and food will be given like a buffet so enjoy

BBBam04

What about workers comp?

Jigor

no...

Flareon

Well, I don't wanna be rude to the guest. Can I just be made fun of instead?

BBBam04

no... Well, frick

Kitagawa

- - - In that case, I would like to apply for the job. - - -

Jigor

well ok now you all shall tell me WHY you want to work here since the girls are starting to get salty.

Luck

Do I have to interview for the job or should I audition by shouting “Shut up inmate!” At someone.

Jigor

oh well unless you wanted to get hunted by the internet then do so you will.

Flareon

Well, to pay rent, of course. The landlord's really coming down on my ass...

Jigor

if you wnat to work in the velvet room then you must come to Japan unless you want to talk to my AMERICAN brother or whatever country you live in other than Japan.

Centunculus_fur

Do you allow Canada home of the leafs?

Jigor

well you have to talk to my brother Yugor

Flareon

What's Japan? I thought we all lived in something called a Nexus.

Jigor

....

TheRemitron

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Jigor

let us see more explanations and I will compare and I will reveal the top 3

Jigor

oh and you must show me your most powerful Persona

Flareon

Persona? Wait, what do you mean by Persona? Do we just have to dress up or something?

Jigor

no like an actual persona like just find a picture of it on Google or something.

Flareon

Actual persona? Google? What do you mean??? What are all these words?????

BBBam04

https://www.shitpostbot.com/img/sourceimages/onion-ring-spiderman-5827a8c5ec36a.png Here’s my persona

Jigor

like just show me a picture of a persona like this https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/1/19/Arsene.png/revision/latest?cb=20170612163748

Jigor

or https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/20185dd8-427b-4a29-a03f-c03dc9c26226/dd4x9mt-014c8721-f603-4190-bbd5-4357c96cc7ca.png/v1/fill/w_1000,h_800,q_70,strp/joker_kirby_by_snowwolfproductions_dd4x9mt-pre.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTI4MCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzIwMTg1ZGQ4LTQyN2ItNGEyOS1hMDNmLWMwM2RjOWMyNjIyNlwvZGQ0eDltdC0wMTRjODcyMS1mNjAzLTQxOTAtYmJkNS00MzU3Yzk2Y2M3Y2EucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTE2MDAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.fp-AMZYSP6AFL-I8iIJLFGNNU1Muncde5Z2OV8JHWUQ

BBBam04

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ca/34/ab/ca34abf5e0a2a36bbf512027319878f4.jpg *gasp* my persona evolved!

Tot_Pop

I wanna become a velvet room attendant for three reasons. First, the blue uniforms would look totally killer with my hair, though I might have to drop the rockin' ribbon while I'm workin' unless you think you can hook me up Second, I've been kinda bored waiting around here and I think work like this would be a totally cool way to boost my resume. Third and finally the Velvet Room gives me a place to lay low after a gig, cops can't catch ya if you're in another dimension As for my Persona, [World's End Dancehall] forces people to dance to the beat of my music, making fighting totally inconvenient. Unless you're one of those trained dance-battlers from all those musicals Edit: Pic here https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/008/943/092/large/nexpill-the-stand.jpg?1516223315

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Jigor

I wanna become a velvet room attendant for three reasons. First, the blue uniforms would look totally killer with my hair, though I might have to drop the rockin' ribbon while I'm workin' unless you think you can hook me up Second, I've been kinda bored waiting around here and I think work like this would be a totally cool way to boost my resume. Third and finally the Velvet Room gives me a place to lay low after a gig, cops can't catch ya if you're in another dimension As for my Persona, [World's End Dancehall] forces people to dance to the beat of my music, making fighting totally inconvenient. Unless you're one of those trained dance-battlers from all those musicals Ok good well that persona will be useful when Atlus forces us into a dancing game!

Tot_Pop

Oh Dude I totally KILL at Rhythm games, you can go ahead and sign me up for that now

Jigor

well I have to see more don't I so I will think about it.

Flareon

So, from I gather about Personas, it's supposed to be an anime character we relate to? In that case, this is my submission: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a5/ba/1c/a5ba1c3d71a165df2d8c09d984390820.jpg

Jigor

who is that and what powers does it have

Flareon

Oh, that? That's chimera fusion of a girl and her dog from FMA. I mean, I guess it can like, attack and shit

Tot_Pop

TOO SOON, STILL TOO SOON

Jigor

wait what

elmco

I mean who wouldn’t want to tease teenagers and summon demons for a living. Plus the outfit looks cool, the pays nice, you get free food, and my favorite color is blue. Also I promise not to get depressed when my door boyfriend dies.spoilers, fuckhead also my point still stands i wish to work here, and if you do not hire me, i shall reveal your true identity to the world

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JustAMimikip

Ohh uh shizz I'm late for this I guess I like blue? People say looks good on me I'm super bored and just wanna do something, plus laughing at people is fun And uh idk whenever I'm just not doing anything I can just go there and make fun of people? Persona wise I have the thing in my Pfp, it's name is Mimi, pretty much it just kinda shoots water at people, sometimes like a water gun, sometimes like a fire hose, depends on it's mood. Also uh... Don't look under the cloak. Please. I'm begging you.

Flareon

No one wants to see your panties, dude

TheRemitron

Sorry Elmco, I’ll fix it I didn’t mean to be rude I just wanted to make a joke and I forgot about putting a spoiler warning there.

JustAMimikip

No one wants to see your panties, dude wait that's illegal lmao I just meant that if you looked under it Mimi would kill you

TheRemitron

ohno It won’t let me edit or delete the post, I’m sorry

Tot_Pop

yeah, its like a 10 minute limit on that, besides he's already seen it so it doesn't matter. Honestly its kinda like getting genuinely upset to learn Aerith died in FF7, its kinda just common knowledge so even if you didn't know that there's not really much reason to get upset.

Jigor

makes sense

JustAMimikip

Yeah uh its insecure

Jigor

ok everyone... You all have a deadline till May 24th then I will decide who shall be my attendee.

TheRemitron

JustAMimikip

lmao ur deadline is my birthday

Jigor

GOOD

InterNiko

I should be a velvet attendant because.... I'd know how to do my job. Plus I'll do it all for free. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447593107794690048/576233666787934218/3q52DkcPcpmAj6YQnc2vaD6XBtpZ8mz32UHz1Po8gimy7jNJKLbvH6YWsFsCGM35SUz2LdQp7pAFY1-768x1024.png also here's my most powerful persona

Jigor

.....

TheRemitron

Uh I would show my Persona but I don’t know how to send pictures on here. If someone told me how that would be nice.

InterNiko

Oh, should I have posted a different one?

elmco

Sorry Elmco, I’ll fix it I didn’t mean to be rude I just wanted to make a joke and I forgot about putting a spoiler warning there.all good, good make sure to be careful about that in the future

Jigor

no it is perfect and to send pictures all you have to do is put a image adress on here.

InterNiko

You sure you don't want the real persona of mine? You sure you don't want https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lovecraft/images/c/c1/Yog-sothoth_couleur.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100202022159 Yog-fucking-Sothoth?

Jigor

YES

TheRemitron

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/9/93/Tatsuya_Suou_render.png/revision/latest?cb=20141213152927 Okey this my Persona P2IS Protag. His ability is making people forget stuff. This is useful for spin offs that are canon but no one remembers them. (Examples: P3D, P5D, PQ and PQ2) I hope I’ll be a useful member to the team! Yes this a joke that nobody remembers Persona 1 and the Persona 2s exist

Jigor

I like the reference. I forgot about him too, Tatsuya correct?

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TheRemitron

I like the reference. I forgot about him too, Tatsuya correct? Yep that’s his name

Micah

Personas then? I guess I can see that. Hmm.. I guess Norn would be it https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/a/af/Sh_norn.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190329191034 Anyways, gotta be hip with the fools

Yu-Narukami

Behold, my most powerful Persona! Izanagi-nowhatitcalledkami! https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/0f11bbac-41f1-470b-bb17-332ffebe96c4/db8hhli-fd3a3ac3-1096-4d1f-8b89-0fca85ba4869.jpg/v1/fill/w_868,h_921,q_70,strp/izanagi_no_okami__by_eatenalivebyanime_db8hhli-pre.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTA4NiIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzBmMTFiYmFjLTQxZjEtNDcwYi1iYjE3LTMzMmZmZWJlOTZjNFwvZGI4aGhsaS1mZDNhM2FjMy0xMDk2LTRkMWYtOGI4OS0wZmNhODViYTQ4NjkuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEwMjQifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.Vcyx_Da7HOHVd-lA3n_iVFTXWNGiTWrocLgHoQyhvN0

Tatsuya

BigDickThanos

GIve me the job or watch your loved ones turn to dust.

Jigor

....

Sarinman

Pick me, I'm a really cute loli

Jigor

uuhhh...

Sarinman

Make me the assistant or I'll go all IAmThou on you

Luck

ok everyone... You all have a deadline till May 24th then I will decide who shall be my attendee. I think you should probably make your choices sooner.

Jigor

How about next thursday

Luck

That's your choice not mine. But if you're asking for my opinion than, that works.

Raiden

My sword is a tool of justice!

Micah

Okay

TheRemitron

Alright sounds good

Tot_Pop

Sounds totally kickin’ To me

Phan-Site

This shall be recommended

Luck

Well sense nothing else is going on, you never answered my question from earlier. Do you have an outfit in green. This is important information I need to know.

Samuel1364

um Jigor told me that he has a green outfit for some special occasion so yeah

Raccoon

I what's the pay?

TheRemitron

I what's the pay? He’s already said itWell you get payed 200,000 yen every day plus an option to make fun of the guest. Also drinks and food will be given like a buffet so enjoy

Luck

Today's the day. So jigor, who are the new velvet room assistants.

Garfield

TheRemitron

Good luck everyone

Tot_Pop

Nice sentiment dude, but I think I’ll make my own luck wink

Jigor

The top 3 are

TheRemitron

Ooooo who are they?

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Tot_Pop

It’s totally me. All three of them

Sarinman

it's been nearly 40 minute jigor. Choose before garfield chooses to vore someone.

Mahoroa

im a good assistant because i main elizabeth in persona 4 kart

Micah

..who are the top 3? :0

Himari-tabita

Me me me

Jigor

Luck, Tot Pop, Micah, and TheRemitron (Top 4)

InterNiko

but i ask for literally no pay i'm angery

TheRemitron

Yay! I did it!

Tot_Pop

“Tot”ally Rockin’ and ready for the next step. Or you can skip ahead and pick me.

Jigor

well I had a top 5 and you were the fifth one but now Garfielf is now going to vore my left toe.

TheRemitron

I can’t wait to stand around a blue room and tease teenagers everyday

InterNiko

THAT DOESN'T COUNT IF I NEED TO CONVINCE YOU FURTHER, I CAN ALSO PLAY A PRETTY KILLER GUITAR

TheRemitron

I took guitar in 7th grade checkmate

Haruka_Senzo

I look forward to working with the winners. I need to fuse some Personas while receiving cryptic advice on my destiny.

Jigor

Well I am sorry (PLEASE DON'T VORE ME GARFIELD)

InterNiko

fuck what garfield said, put me in the list coach

Flareon

this system is stacked against me

TheRemitron

I look forward to working with the winners. I need to fuse some Personas while receiving cryptic advice on my destiny. Ah yes I need to practice my cryptic speeches. Ahem... R E H A B I L I T A T I O N

Micah

Luck, Tot Pop, Micah, and TheRemitron (Top 4) Yay!!

InterNiko

i can also speak fluent retard

Garfield

Well I am sorry (PLEASE DON'T VORE ME GARFIELD)*Completely vores Jigor* "YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL YOU"

TheRemitron

Oof... I still keep the job right?