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Boss
Leblanc 2: Coffee Boogaloo
This time, NO FUCKING SEMEN

-AHEM-

After the incident, I've reopened the shop after the incident. And now we have security.
hazama
I sure hope it wasn't the security Joker bought in The Day Breakers. He has full control over that.
-AkiraKurusu-
How's the new coffee business going? Surely it needs my 'love' in it.
GioGio
Passione Shall guard with our lives
Shinya
BOSS WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TASTES DISGUSTING
Boss
No more, Akira. I want a peaceful business. And those men of questionable sexuality will defend this shop
xX_NastyCrimeBoy_Xx
haha who are these passione fags, akira-sama is better security, he can bench a truck haha.
pixie
Don't worry sojiro. Any trouble? swole Pixie's got your back.
AdachiImouto
I believe I missed something here...

Oh well. As long as the coffee is still fantastic.
NotAJojoReference
With my Stand [L O R E] This will be part of the lore!
-AkiraKurusu-
lol pixie just pointing a gun at you will make you run a way how are you gonna protect this soon to be 'love'coffee shop
Boss
I made it, the right way.
Rhea
I missed something too... anyway, I certainly don't want to know what happened...
-Labrys-
Whew, and I was worried I'd never get to try Leblanc's coffee after the original closed!
Shinya
What is the right way?
Bamtom1234
Brainwave, chocolate pancake curry!
Boss
It's​ sperm free.


Fuck you, kid
Boss
Akechi, calm down. Here
Shinya
Isn't that paedophilia
AdachiImouto
...

Should I bring my own cream just in case?
Souji Seta
Mild curry, please?
Bamtom1234
But...that's my idea already made!? Boss you glorious bastard *starts wolfing down probably lethal combination of pancakes and curry*
Rhea
...
Okay I'll never order cream on my coffee anymore
-Labrys-
Ohhhh pancakes sound soooo good right now! Dunno about pancake curry, but pancake; yes!
Boss
No, trust me. I set a biological alarm on the pot. Any DNA and this place goes under
Bamtom1234
*looks up from abomination of food* this is surprisingly amazing *carries on gorging*
Boss
Everybody gets pancakes!
Shinya
So you serve boiled water?
Craven
I returned for some coffe
Mako-chan
Hold up, what's the big deal Sojiro? It's not like you got any customers anyway tbh
-Kanji-
Yeah... I'm gonna stick to the vending machines for a while regardless.
Rhea
omg did I hear pancakes ? I want some !

I think it can be dangerous to give pancakes to Akechi btw
Boss
@Mako-chan im suprised you're refusing free pancakes
Boss
FREE PANCAKES FOR EVERYBODY!
BlackFrost
I'll have a coffee, extra black.
Boss
Free coffee too. Fuck it. Im old
Craven
Yeah free pancake :D
Bamtom1234
So long as my will is appeased with pancakes, I shan't go on any crazy murder sprees :P
Boss
Here @BlackFrost, pure blacl
Boss
*black
Shinya
Do you have a cola?
AdachiImouto
Oh, that's a relief. I will have my usual of cream and sugar.

Is there a sushi day, by any chance?
BlackFrost
Just like my heart, hee-ho! Thanks @Boss
Bamtom1234
You should totally do fatty tuna :P
MORGANALOVER
Hi ua
hazama
inb4 Terumi already jizzed in the food and coffee
Boss
Ah, right, sorry.

Coming right up, cola, cream and sugar, and I don't have any sushi, sorry
Boss
@hazama WHAT!?
-Labrys-
Ohhh yeahhh!! Pancakes, Pancakes~! @Boss is best Boss!
hazama
It just seems like something he'd do. Tell me, does the food look ever so slightly green? Even just a tiny bit?
Boss
Stop, or ill throw you out for disturbing business
Boss
Here, a fresh stack @-Labrys-
pancake
where is the MENU
-Labrys-
Whoo! 5 stars for @Boss ! 5 stars!
hazama
What? I'm asking out of the goodness of my heart. No ulterior motives, really. Do I really seem like someone who would do something shady?

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Bamtom1234
I concur, boss is best boss
AdachiImouto
Terumi is here? I wonder if Lady Rachel knows...
Boss
@pancake
There is no menu, only coffee, curry and pancakes
hazama
@pancake @Boss
All of them semen free, too. More than likely. Maybe?
Boss
If you do anything strange @hazama

Zipper guy over there will do...something probably scary. Things disappear when I hear zippers
-Labrys-
Hey @Boss how do you like your curry personally? A lot of spice, little spice, bit of sweet in the mix?
JackieBoy
Iced coffee with a flapjack please, ho.
hazama
@Boss
Nanda?! Why would you ever think I would do something like that? I'm just a simple shitposter. I certainly have no strange motives such as jizzing through the wooden planks in the attic and it dripping down into the food. Preposterous.
-Labrys-
@hazama Whaaaa?? That is not the syrup I ordered.
hazama
Don't question it.
Boss
One iced and a stack of jacks

Boss
@hazama

Ill be checking

Boss
@-Labrys-
I enjoy spicy Curry,
-Labrys-
@Boss
Nice! Spice or bust!
Boss
OOC: I actually don't enjoy curry.

I don't actually enjoy almost any condiment.

Im a really picky eater irl
-Labrys-
It's a bummer. But I know what you mean. My sister is the same way irl. So if I do make curry, its for a crowd of one.
Boss
I don't know why, I just don't enjoy condiments
AdachiImouto
Curry should be extra, extra, extra spicy.

My brother said I have the spice tolerance of a volcano demon.
Fnafsona5
give me pizza like freddy
-Labrys-
It's cool @Boss, to each his own, y'know?
-Labrys-
@AdachiImouto oh my goodness that's hilarious. Pftttt
hazama
Update: Don't eat the food. Boss, make a new batch. N O W.
hazama
All jokes aside, I actually like curry a lot.
Boss
Ugh...why does everyone jerk off into my food...?
hazama
Don't blame me, blame Terumi, I.e. me. I think. Maybe? God, BlazBlue plot is weird.
NotAkira
Need some help, Boss? I can keep an eye on the curry to prevent "extra protein" from getting in.
Boss
I can't trust you
-Labrys-
Oh goodness... Protein just gives me war flashbacks to Akihiko-san...
NotAkira
Wow. That's cold. I thought we were friends, Boss. And to think i'm not trustworthy. You're like a father to me. A second father.
AdachiImouto
...This person is suspicious.

NotAkira-san, can you please look really closely at the TV for a moment?
NotAJojoReference
NotAkira? Seems legit
Boss
Ugh...fine. ill allow it. But im planting detonators in the attic. And everywhere
Boss
No, im just kidding. Get out
Craven
Hello
Boss
Thought this place was dead
Craven
For me its not
Boss
Thanks kid. Want a cup?
Craven
Yeah
Boss
Here you go, fresh out of the pot
Craven
Thank you so why do you have security?
Boss
Reasons
Aki-Joker
Can I get a mild curry again, boss? I tried a pizza at a new place but all they had was pineapple Pizza. -.-
IamThou
Can I use the toilet?
Craven
I understand
Boss
Go right ahead
NotAJojoReference
I'll have two number 9s. A number 9 large. A number 6 with extra dip. Two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.
Craven
Big smoke
Boss
@Aki-Joker here you go, hot and not that spicy
-AkiraKurusu-
May I just check your siphons and curry pots for a while?
Boss
@NotAJojoReference
What kinda place has 45 main menu items?
Craven
I revived the thread
Boss
@-AkiraKurusu-
NO GET OUT
-AkiraKurusu-
Too late. Already added the secret ingredient.
hazama
Well, here we are again
http://imgur.com/VwExnfp
Aki-Joker
Thanks boss. I needed this.*^*
NotAJojoReference
@-AkiraKurusu- No wonder my order tasted sweet.
IamThou
Hey thanks for letting me use the toilet boss.


So, can I have a cup of coffee? Make it extra creamy please. I feel like being a little girl.
Craven
Can i have a spicy curry?
Mako-chan
Plot Twist: @-AkiraKurusu- IS @Boss
Boss
Hang on, 1: I though I told you to leave Akira.
2: im Making another pot with no taint in it. Sorry for the delay
NotAJojoReference
Whoops. I forgot to order my number 7.
Mako-chan
Calling it now, it's a publicity stunt because he doesn't get enough customers
Boss
Plot twist:
Boss=
VaatiVidya
GioGio
GiantDad
ThotSlayerDio
Boss
Alright, one spicy Curry and a fresh, Adorable cream coffee.
IamThou
Plot twist:
IamThou=
Narrator
????
hazama
Simple:
Sojiro was jizzing in the stuff from the beginning, and paying Akira to take the fall. Everyone would believe him, since he already has a criminal record, and Sojiro would make people miss LeBlanc by closing it down for a bit. Now, everyone is grateful that it's back and business is booming. It was the perfect crime.
Mako-chan
NANI?! MASAKA!
nyarlathotep
Plot twist:
I don't know what I'm doing with my life
hazama
Also, I wrote the Naked_Mitsuru documentation, but I'm sure some of you figured that out.
Mako-chan
Nice work detective Hazama. Hundred times better than Akechi.
Boss
Ugh...I just want to serve coffee and forget​ about this...
Mako-chan
Wait wha?! Im so confused, idk who the narrator is anymore
NotAJojoReference
Sojiro exposed
hazama
*tips fedora*
hazama
Narrator is a public account
nyarlathotep
We are all the narrator
Mako-chan
Nani?!
Boss
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Craven
Daaaaamn
hazama
Exposed
IamThou
I just documented the Haru thing to kickstart the Narrations
HahaRIP
May I have some Haha RIP?
Boss
Why can't I just run a shop without controversy?
hazama
It's a pretty cool idea, one account that gives a bit of detailed history on some of the stranger things that happen on the site. Like an archive of sorts.
SatoNishima
Hey, Boss. Can I get a cup of coffee? The usual.
hazama
Sojiro, when I first played P5, I thought you were a molester.
Boss
OOC
that's why I think Mishima Should add an archived section for posts
Boss
Oh c'mon...I don't do that to kids!
Craven
Molester LOL
Boss
And yes, here's something fresh.
IamThou
OOC: The Shitpost Hall of Fame
Craven
Where is my curry?
Boss
Right here, sorry...I've been calming the masses
Craven
No problem
Craven
So Akira is now banned from leblanc?
Boss
Yes, we've already reset the universe once and I can't use the same JoJo reference twice
Craven
Did you heard that shitpost girl returned?
Aki-Joker
I so hope for a hall of fame of shitpose. Drown in the insider memes.
Kotone Shiomi
oh no is this still a thing?
NotAJojoReference
We can always use D4C to go to a universe where Akira isn't a thot.
Craven
I just heard im not gonna start talking about it dont worry
IamThou
So chief, know why Akira is doing this?
Boss
OOC

I love RPing as boss now, because I have a legitimate lore to this utter mess
Boss
No, I've got no clue. He just up and did it
Craven
You are very good at rping boss
Sae Niijima
So, do I need to come back and investigate this shop? Already did it once, dont wanna do it again.
Kotone Shiomi
Just shit it for good. Let the man just retire in peace
Boss
@Sae Niijima
No, you don't. Nobody does. In fact, im real close to Calling in a favor
Craven
Why do you wanna investigate?
Kotone Shiomi
*shut
oops
NotAJojoReference
J U S T S H I T I T F O R G O O D
Boss
Boss AU where everything's the same except im going into the alcohol business
Kotone Shiomi
nooooo ;_;
Craven
Why
nyarlathotep
Because sometimes you just gotta get wasted
Boss
If this place keeps getting corrupted ill have to go underground...
PTAlibaba
Sojiro. Coffee. Gimme.
Kotone Shiomi
That may be for the best.
Dont let them find you
Sae Niijima
Also @Boss I'm sorry that Goro was in that cafe for 2 months. Must be terrible.
Boss
@PTAlibaba
Yes yes, here
Boss
@Sae Niijima
I love the kid, but do you know how much pancake stuff costs?
Narrator
While documenting the incredible stories of the Phansite, a thought came to the Narrator's mind. Amidst the chaos, perhaps the real Narrator was the friends we made along the way.

...

nah
Boss
I might just sell this place and buy a spot in Shinjuku....
PTAlibaba
@Boss You're the best dad!
GGGrahamcracker
@Boss You think a simple Coffee/Curry Cafe can compete with those seedy bars they've got up there in Shinjuku?

It'd be safer just to throw that kid out on the street like you always promised...this is the last straw, ho!
IamThou
Hey Sojiro, why doesn't Futaba always call you "dad"?
Boss
You're right @GGGrahamcracker
-all Akira's belongings are in the streets in a matter of minu-
Sae Niijima
BTW could I have that new coffee that @-AkiraKurusu- makes? Tastes really good. Wonder what the secret ingredient is.
Boss
@IamThou
Well, I don't know. I think im just a father figure because her dad was never there
Boss
@Sae Niijima
Trust me, you don't want it
Boss
@IamThou
Even though​ I am, I understand if she doesn't. Im not her real dad and she knows that.
IamThou
@Sae Niijima

Uhh Ms. Niijima, Akira's secret ingredient is well...what Makoto had inside her on Valentine's day.
PTAlibaba
@IamThou I can answer that actually, one, he adopted me, two, mom was thinking about going out with him after she finished her research, and three, I like messing with him.
Sae Niijima
@IamThou and that is...
IamThou
@PTAlibaba
But do you give him hugs? That would look really sweet.
nyarlathotep
Love nectar @Sae Niijima
RobowaifuAigis
*sips hot oil*
This gonna be good.
IamThou
@Sae Niijima

You know what? Nevermind that isn't too important.
PTAlibaba
@IamThou Oh, all the time since the phantom thieves helped me.
Boss
Usually before she leaves
Craven
So what did i miss?
Boss
A mid life crisis
Craven
I see