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OOC: Making a CAH deck
Upon playing Cards Against Humanity tonight I have realized something... there are no decent custom Persona 5 decks.

I have taken it upon myself to fix this, however I have not actually beaten the game yet.

This is where you guys come in, I ask that you make suggestions, either for things in the game itself or things here on the Phansite.

Just remember to keep it to Persona 5 only.
I can't believe y'all don't wanna help me. I'm hurt.
If "pancakes" and "go the fuck to sleep" are not cards I will be severely disappointed.
serving __ at leblanc
this sounds fun but i hope you don't get spoiled for the rest of the game!!
@Sonicfiend @pancake

I have already added versions of all of those.

@pure-anon

I have actually already spoiled myself, I don't really mind it.
You'll never see _____ coming
Yusuke would ____ for money
guess whos back, back, back again
@pixie

Added.

@Kumokia

What you have suggested doesn't work well for the CAH format, however I will adjust it in a way that does.
Damn brat, I'll ___!
during the interrogation sae asked joker about __
I thought I heard something about delicious __
You can fuse ___ by fusing ___ and ___
@AdachiImouto

Unfortunately, that line doesn't translate well and there is no real way to fix it without it losing its iconic charm.

@pancake @The Fool

Adjusted and added.
@pixie

Added.
___ was the source of ___'s distortions.

You must be tired after ____ today. Let's go to sleep.
@Enigma

Added both.
We raided ___'s palace, but it was was full of ___
@Pixie

Added.
Shitty 'effin ______
@Jack_Frost

Doesn't translate well for anything besides character names.
Holy shit, I can't believe no one said this yet.

I am ____ ____ art I
@Kitagawa A quick question, can we suggest white response card as well, or would you prefer we stick to black call cards? o:
Everyday's great at your ___
While on a date with ___, Joker gave ____ as a gift.
caroline beat joker with a ___
@Enigma

I will take suggestions for both. Get as silly as you want so long as it's not too far. I literally have a card that is "Yusuke's questionable sexuality" so go ham lol.

@-AkiraKurusu-

Doesn't translate well.

@Pixie

Added.
Behold, the sin of ___
@pancake @hazama

Added.
White Cards
"I went to the maid cafe and my waitress spilled _____"
"Request for the Phantom Thieves: A man who keeps attacking _____"
"A vote for Taro is a vote for _____"

Black Cards
"A stockpile of fake guns"
"Hacking an arcade game"
"A skintight red leather bodysuit"
"The cat who doubles as a bus"

"
I spent a romantic evening with ____
@-Kanji-

Added them.
@-AkiraKurusu-

I think that may be a bit too basic to add.
@Kitagawa, did you get my I am ___ ___ art I suggestion?
A soul is composed of appetite, spirit, and what else?
Uhh... How about "I call a maid service and I got ____"
@PhantomRider

I must have missed it, added.

@-Labrys-

Added.
Glad to be of service! I hope we get to see the final product when you're through.
white cards: Mothman, Kamoshida's ass-elevator, SP Adhesive 3, Kawakami's fluffy hair, The Reaper, Sojiro's pimp hat, Medjed, The Sayuri, Joker's 6 month overdue rented DVDs
@-AkiraKurusu-

Added.
In Leblanc you can now order ____ with ____ Flavour.
White:get smoked hat
@Pixie

Added them.

@Aki-Joker

Already have something similar.

@Jack_Frost

Already added.
madarame's exhibit was showing __
@pancake

Added.
@Kitagawa Good to know, I'll try to do both accordingly.

Black cards:

Akira (Kurusu? Joker?) was actually arrested for ___.

Yesterday, Yusuke tried eating ___ off the floor.

They weren't stealing hearts, the Phantom Thieves were ____ the whole time!

Hey, the real Sayuri painting didn't have ___ in her arms!

White Cards:
coffee brewed a month ago
omelettes with an overwhelming amount of ketchup
curry
wielding toy ray guns as weapons
Looking cool ______
@Enigma

Added them.
@Jack_Frost

Doesn't translate well.
Reading this all, I'm excited to see the end product...
The mispronunciation of Ryuji Sakamoto's last name.
@Mako-chan

Added.
Kamoshida beat ____ with a ____

I WANNA BE IN IT
@Suguru Kamoshida

I didn't add your exact recommendation, but worry not I added a couple others that feature you.
It was actually ____ who killed Futaba's mom.
@Suguru Kamoshida

Added.
Did you add the characters as white cards?
@Suguru Kamoshida

I did, though I may have missed some due to not completing the game yet and possibly not meeting everyone. I intend on showing my progress before I head to sleep and people can look at it and point out things I may have missed.
Sakamoto is as useless as ____.
@Suguru Kamoshida

Added.
Here are some suggestions, some good some bad

-The legendary "GET SMOKED" hat.
-Fucking Mudo...
-BS Shadows with no weaknesses.
-The Last Surprise.
-Sae Nijima's "short" interrogation time.
-Mothman's adorable face.
-The Futaba Cannon.
-Ann's ridiculous metabolism.
-Yusuke's lobsters.
-The Almighty Power of Shitpost.
-Those people who think Ohya is best girl.
-The angry men with guns sent to your house by Atlus for spoiling the game on stream.
-The Pheonix Rangers.
-Shido's lawyers.
-AkiraKurusu-, the one man army.
-Joker, who incidentally is looking cool.
-Makoto's unachievable demands for beauty (or charm whatever you wanna put)
-Clara, the Clumsy Maid
-Throwing Jack Frost under the guillotine because you're a bastard.
-Haru's massive forehead.
-Fatty tuna.
Is "Igor's nose" a white card yet?
Add it
during the interrogation sae asked joker about igor's nose

IT'S GOLD
What is the secret ingredient for Sojiro's delicious curry/coffee? As a black card
Some say Yusuke is gay. However, I just think he's _____.
@Mako-chan

I have actually added a lot of those, though in some more hilarious ways. Example: "Joker, who incidentally is looking cool." being "your repressed gay thoughts emerging after seeing Joker smirk."

Regardless, I have added a few that were on your list.
@Suguru Kamoshida

I have both "Igor's nose" and "sitting directly on Igor's nose" as cards.

@Mako-chan

Added.
Damn _____! I'll sue! It might sound a little weird with the noun cards, but it won't really matter. You just might get something like Damn "A penis"! I'll sue! Or something like that but i don't think it matters
@Mako-chan

It's unfortunate that no matter how you word that iconic quote it will just never work. Regardless, I feel as if it must be added in one way or another so I will settle for a less than perfect card.
Also, please note that a lot of these cards are very NSFW. It should be no surprise if you truly know what CAH is but regardless I feel like a warning must be in order.
-Discovering the existence of Shinya Oda literally right before you beat the game
-Skipping through Ryuji's texts because who cares.
-Looking up the answers to the exam questions on your phone and being proud when people call you smart.
-Forgetting to return a DVD 4 months late and having to spend your life savings on fines.
-Futaba's gravity-defying headphones.
-Getting turned on by Sojiro saying "Let me explain!" (Because we all do)
-Dodging the eraser that the teacher throws at you and feeling like a badass.
-Mara, the best girl.
-Chihaya's Holy Stone.
-Milady's fucking gun dress.
-Futaba's useless Evade buffs.
-The power that courses through me.
-The Big Bang Challenge.
-Yusuke's PASSION OF CHRIST
Idk what CAH or NSFW stands for
OH I got it. Ignore my stupidity
Oh, and make a card having something to do with the "Mmm Im in bed" thread
@Mako-chan

Altered and added quite a few of them.

I hope you don't mind that I switch them up a bit. I kinda of want to try and capture the more ridiculous nature of CAH.
@Mako-chan

"the "Mmm I'm in my bed" threads" is already a card.
I have done all I can for now, as I must go to sleep. However, behold some results of me messing with the randomizer:

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A link to the deck itself as well:

https://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/DZW44
Feel free to continue to add suggestions while I sleep, I will get to them in the morning. But for now, goodnight.
I have no idea what I'd add to this.
-futaba's search history-
Actually
This is beautiful, you should put it in a Tabletop Simulator mod on Steam
We should play it together some time.
Add the legendary Akechi RP as a black card.

"ANYONE WANT TO RP ____? I WANT YOU TO LUBE UP YOUR COCK WITH ____. EMAIL ME TO MEET UP AND FUCK. ILL GIVE MY EMAIL IF SOMEONE ASKS FOR IT"
@MORGANALOVER

It's too long, not to mention I would like to avoid all caps in things. I will add a reference to it somewhere though.
White card: Himalayan Black coffee beans
Or "The 'Leblanc Secret Ingredient' Thread
Ignore if it's already there. I also have an idea for a white card. The Haru bomb, or whatever you call the Haru spam.
@Boss

There are already several references to that incident.
@MORGANALOVER

There are already several referenced to the Haru bomb.
*references

Excuse me, I literally just woke up minutes ago.
Black cards

Frenzy Dagger's stupid high rage rate

Arsene's ridiculous top hat

Arsene's knife stillettos
@SatoNishima

Added.
White card

I pulled off my mask and ____ Appeared!
@SatoNishima

Added.
I couldn't hang out with Makoto because my _____ wasn't high enough.
Dunno what kinda card this could be but something about Ryuji's fighting style and/or weapon
And maybe something about persona fusion and itemization

I put ____ in the electric chair and got ___
"Ann's suggestive "downed" pose"
Oh my god that's good
Ah, you wanna get dirty with these? Challenge accepted
You probably already have this one, but
"CAN ANYONE SELL ME THEIR _____ PLUSHIE SO I CAN FILL IT WITH ______?"
@NotAkira

First doesn't translate well, added the second one.

@SatoNishima

Already have enough cards shitting on Ryujo, added the second one.

@Mako-chan

I've been treading the dirty path from the start. After the mandatory names "Akira's cum coffee" and "getting a blowjob from your maid fetish teacher" were literally some of the first cards I added.

Also I am trying to avoid all caps.
This is probably a little off the wall, but how about
"that Morgana H-doujin where he gets raped and squished by elephant demons/personas"
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(warning, cats getting squished)
@Mementos4all

What the fuck?
It's almost scary how _____ I am
@Hibiki_Kuze

Doesn't translate well.
A ___ In a dry land
@FutabaAlibaba

Added.
Let me explain ______
Also "Dead Parent Trope"
Cafe Le____
@Boss Clever!
You are a slave. Want _____?
"The ruse cruise."
"Buff Shido."
"Getting blackmailed to stop the blackmailing."
"My Teacher Maid Girlfriend"
Black cards:
What's at the bottom of Mementos?
____: also known as The Phantom Theives
Goro Akechi's secret third persona is ____
How about
"The fight was going well until Caroline and Justine used _____"
@SatoNishima @FutabaAlibaba @Boss

Added them.
Jokers new code name: Sister Fister
Loli Wardens and the 70 year old man that owns them
Yusuke's paintbrushes
Captain Kidd's sickass pirate ship
Fucking the back-alley doctor while your maid teacher sits in the corner making lockpicks
@NotAkira @Hibiki_Kuze

Added.
You already have Sayuri, but what about, "The ever elusive mystery of what the Sayuri is looking at" as a white card or "What is the Sayuri looking at?" as a black card
Some white cards:

-Big Bang Burger challenge
-Sayuri

Black cards:

"My whole goddamn party was wiped out by ____ because of ____!"
"I played shogi with ___ today, and they conceded."
"I saw Joker with ____ on Valentine's Day"
"Ohya wrote an article about ____. I heard they were ____"
Also 'Kaneshiro was going to blackmail Makoto with ____'
@Boss @Mako-chan

Altered and added.

@_Mishima

Either too generic or too long.
@Broke-Ass_Student @_Mishima

Added.
White card

A coffin that's weak to wind
"Ah, that night in Destinyland would have been incomplete without _____."
"Takemi and ____ went to a love hotel in Shinjuku for 'thorough examination'"
@SatoNishima @Mako-chan

Added.

@-AkiraKurusu-

Already have some "special examination" cards.
-Goro Akechi's daddy issues.
-Rule 34 of Kamoshida's cognition of Ann Takameki.

Another black card: Of _______? What tryhards..." or "Sincerely, The Phantom Thieves of ______."
A black card involving Naked Mitsuru putting things in her asshole?

Naked Mitsuru wants to put____inside of her anus, or whatever would fit CaH
Getting ambushed by 5 Angels
That won't work m8
This place exist between ___ and reality, mind and ___
@Mako-chan @hazama

Already have cards of some of those. Added the ones I didn't make yet.
I know you probably have enough black cards, but I keep thinking of good ones.
"Shiho would have died if _____ hadn't broken her fall."
@-AkiraKurusu- @SatoNishima

Added.
Something about Ryuji saying Get Wrek't for the millionth time
@Mako-chan

I will never have enough cards. Also, added.
Forcefeeding Goro the red hot takoyaki
@SatoNishima

I feel as if "wanting to punch Ryuji in the face every time he opens his mouth" is close enough, I have enough cards shitting on Ryuji.
Persona 5: Still Dancing All Night
Putting a gun in somebody's face to have a friendly conversation
Three high school boys trying to screw their Teacher maid.
Mugging demons all night
Some Bonafide Monafide Noodles
___ never saw ___ coming
Eating giant burgers to increase social skills
I want ___ to ___ me with a ___
Morgana hitting Akira with the Go To Sleep
_____ owes the DVD store 3,000,000 yen
Futaba's thighs
Mommy Sae
Mara.




That's the card. It just says Mara.
Hassou Tobi
Yusuke wants ___ to model for him
@Sae Niijima @-AkiraKurusu- @FutabaAlibaba @Boss

Added.

@Inari

Already have them made or a bit too generic.

@MothmanTheMothman

Who do you take me for? I have several Mara cards already.
Futaba's Computer
Morgana realized that she was not a Human, not a Shadow, not even a cat. She was a _______
The late night shitposts of Futaba on /v/
-The life you could have lived if you hadn't found Persona 5.
-Your Shadow self coming to shoot you.
-The Futaba Cannon. (I'm pretty sure I didn't see it already, and I'm surprised)
-Mishima-'s boner for every single girl
-Wanting to see the depths of Morgana's vast Mementos.

Black cards:
"We were on our way to school, but it is was replaced with ____."
"We are the Phantom Thieves, and we're going to steal _____ from you." (Reword that however you see fit)

I'll do my best to think of more throughout the day
___ is best waifu
The ingredients in a Big Bang Burger are ___, ___, and ___
@Inari @Sae Niijima @FutabaAlibaba @Mako-chan

Added.
Kamoshida's chin
Something shittier than the shitposting on Mishima's Phansite.
@Inari

"Kamoshida's abnormally long face" is already a card.
Futaba's mother
Ann's acting
The Mona-Bus
@Sae Niijima @Inari

Altered and added.
Gun-Fu
@boss

Added.
Joker! I found ___ in your ___!
@Inari

Doesn't translate well.
Caroline and Justine ___ while the Prisoner is gone

alter as you see fit
@Inari

Altered and added.
Kaneshiro's tiny face
Sojiro's beard
The real reason why Shiho attempted Suicide: ______
"I saw ___ and ___ at Shinjuku. They were going inside a love hotel."
I dont think that enough people will get the joke but for a black card: "What is Mako-chan's true identity?"
@Inari @Sae Niijima @Mako-chan

Added.

@-AkiraKurusu-

Doesn't translate well.
"Instead of a calling card, The Phantom Thieves sent _____."
@Mako-chan

Added.
A River in a ___! The last ___ in a lost hand!
"______'s Velvet Room takes the shape of ______."

It's just so much easier to think of black cards
Ah, The, eventually, filthy game but the one time we can and it's fun. I agree on there not being any good custom decks. I cannot wait for the finished product. I'd say you have to include as much in game quotes as possible. You have to! Once you complete the game you can add some spoiler y quotes too.
"I tried negotiating with ____ so it can be my Persona, but I got ____ instead"
Deciding to romance your teacher while in high school while she works as a maid
Unfortunately, I must be getting ready for work. Keep them coming though, I will read over them and add them when I return.
More fun with the randomizer before I go though:

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White cards:
-Carmen
-Johanna
-Milady
-Succubus
-Mika
-Popped (insert female Confidant here)'s cherry
-Joker's secret mask fetish.
-The meaty explosion in Ryuji's mouth. (hopefully someone gets that joke)
-The sexy, sexy voice of the Meta Nav.
-Beauty Theif.
-Ryuji's exam scores.
"Yusuke, please stop posting pictures of _____ in the thieves group chat"
@Broke-Ass_Student
-Popping Futaba-chan's innocent 15 year old cherry.

That one actually hurt me to type
Welcome to the Velvet Room. My name is _____.
Also
-Broke-ass College Student.
Oh....

"The real reason Shiho jumped?"
Pleasant Boy
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Lavenza was actually _____ and ______ separated by _______.
Quickly added most of them before heading off, don't have the time to @ everyone with the details.

From this point on anything recommended will not be immediately looked at.
The true mastermind behind everything was ___
@SatoNishima

Added.
Please note I am still at work and doing this on mobile so I man vanish again at any time.
*may
Im stockpiling ideas I get while I'm at school, so let me know when you're out of work so I can drop them.
@Mako-chan

Alright. I can't wait to see your ideas.
Alright I am at home and off of work for probably about an hour or two. Feel free to send more suggestions my way.
Hold on, are you going infinitely or do you want to stop at a specific number?
@Suguru Kamoshida

I intend to keep it going for at least the rest of today and maybe tomorrow. I want to make sure that I get as many suggestions in.

The more cards, the more stupid possibilities.
Your dedication to stupid possibilities speaks to my heart.
I hope there are some games using the deck linked here in the future.
Yes, though currently there appears to be too much shitposting for people to suggest things to me.
I don't have any ideas sadly but bump since shitposts are burying this.
Well I guess I'll add cards about awakening the ancient gods and crashing the forums.
Thou hast awakened to the ultimate secret of ____, granting thee infinite power.

I can't believe Iwai refused to buy my ____

Mishima's phansite admin password is ____

//

A real Shin Megoomy Tensay game
The Cake Knight Rises
What REALLY fuels the Morganamobile (could also be a black card with different phrasing?)
Mishima's idol waifu
Fighting shadows with toy lightsaber's and ray guns
Rank 5 Charm
The Velvet Room's jail cell toilet

@Pixie

Altered and added.
Caroline and Justine executed ____ for the heinous crime of ____

I didn't see anything of our wardens​ so threw this out.
@Tatsuya

Added.
So after all the shit that happened I have a few ideas now.

After some investigating, Mishima learned the site crash was due to ___

THOT BE GONE

And that is literally all I have atm
@nyarlathotep

Both of those have actually already been added.
Well shit... oh well, always next time
How about for a black card
"What is inside The Card Czar's palace?"
@Hibiki_Kuze

Added.
@Hibiki_Kuze
(^:
Last call for suggestions before I slow down on checking this as often.
The death of a hero
@Boss

Hm? I just feel like I have enough cards of both types so I don't have to glue myself to here to get as many suggestions as possible. I will still check occasionally afterwards.
Carrying 25 cups of coffee and 15 plates of curry into the metaverse
@_Mishima

Added.
You wrote your name on the confession as instructed: __________ _________.
After a talk with your closest friends, you decided to name your group of phantom thieves ___________
After calling the sketchy number from the red light district, your teacher showed up dressed as a __________
By the sound of his voice, I think Igor is now voiced by _____
I didn't get much sorry

White Cards:

-Goro Akechi's wild ride.
-Psychotic Break Dancing
-A surprise SFM porn pic.

Black Cards:

"What was Joker's last surprise?"
The Phantom theives lost popularity after ____ appeared.
Joker likes his coffee _______
@NotAkira

Added.

@SpikeSpiegel

Doesn't translate well.
Hey, is that ___ in the transfer student's desk?
Goro Akechi, also known as the Detective Prince, Crow, and ___.

mistaking the P-Thieves as the "Pee Thieves".
Chihaya's Holy Stone.
Paying 100000 yen for a magic rock.
"Is that the new transfer student? I heard he got arrested for ______."
It's looking amazing, can't wait to try it out. I'll probably be down tomorrow night.
"telling a prosecutor all the important details. Method, Motive, the fact you had hardcore sex with her little sister"
If they're not added already:


Black Cards
-What event did Emperor Nero add to the Olympics so he could participate?
-The common usage of kakushinhan is _ but the real kakushinhan is _.
-Wunder means _ and kind means _. So Wunderkind must mean _!
-_ is the real reason Shiho did what she did.
-A Greek Philosopher once claimed that evil is born from _.
-In the end it was _ who caught _.
-_ was the true influence of _.
-_??? You're so useless Ryuji...
-Ryuji's Fist: _'s Face
-The devs originally planned _'s Persona to be _.
-After some dedicated time towards _, you are finally _.
-What are King Crab's closely related to?
-It turns out that before Caroline and Justine were gruesomly split they were _.
-Only _ has enough room for _.
-It's raining _ outside. Whoops, I stepped in a _.
-A skilled _ hides _.
-In Ann's attempt to act like she was _ she ended up seeming like she was _.
-Akira actually has a criminal record for _.
-Turns out there's no point to stealing the heart(s) of _.




White Cards
-Akira's Heart
-A questionably named protagonist
-Kamoshida's pride and glory
-Ryuji's Fist: Your Face
-Yusuke's secret sketchbook
-Shiho's suicidal thoughts
-Learned
-Milquetoast
-Telling Shiho she shouldn't kill herself
-Yusuke's Lobsters
-Three olympic sized pools
-The government
-Ann and Ryuji
-Escapism's true meaning
-The people on the Phan-Site
-Messages on IM



I'll come back if I get anymore.

_______. That is my name.
Not sure if this is still going

Mishima posts a concerning amount of polls about _____ on the phansite.
Shinya Oda won't admit it, but his favorite game that isn't a shooter is a game about ______
She claims it is for her job as a reporter, but Ichiko Ohya has a weird amount of photos of ______
"Akira, we know you will romance anything: your teachers, your doctor, even your guardian's daughter, but did you have to hit up ____?!"
Today somebody doodled ______ on the chalkboard at the back of the class.
What is something that makes Yusuke's 'tail' wag?

White cards:
Oda's get smoked hat
The Latest Phansite Poll
Succubus
____'s are better than personas
"_____ is strangely present in people's cognitions."

Press F to frog
Bullets made out of concepts

3 foot long revolver barrels
It may not be persona 5 but it is persona related
"Totally not just Hitler in sunglasses"
Zip
The Treasure Demon's one weakness is _
The Twin Wardens demand a persona with _
You learned the _ fusion technique!
Anon: _
Why doesn't Takemi sell SP items?

And now for the white cards...

Drinking 60 Waters of Rebirth in one sitting.
The World.
Getting just above average on your exams.
A part-time job.
New Card ideas based on the events transpiring here: https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=2532
White Card: Bad Post OP
Black Card: What does "Bad Post OP Mean?__"
Too many to individually @ at.

I have added as many that I didn't already have that I could get to work.
White card: Evil Fucking Adults
The Legendary Shitting Goblin
A five second lunch break
Black Card: Oh, am I mistaken? I thought I heard something about _________
My Sole Interest is ______