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OOC: Stupid quotes while playing P5
So I have a habit of talking to myself while I play video games. I am currently playing Persona 5 so I will be saying stupid crap as we go. I will share the stupid things I say or have said and you can share yours as well.

Here is one I just said...

"Dammit Ann you just killed the roomba I wanted."
"Damn you with your instant kill Yu-Gi-Oh card's"
What's roomba though?
Lol. I do that too. Only mine tend to be a little more awkward.

@Mishima robot vacuum cleaner
This isn't p5, it's mass effect but it's.... beautiful out of context
"I shall now continue my quest for bug pussy"
And I assume he's talking about a shadow he wanted to turn, but Ann killed it. Not an actual Roomba
Once, I fucked up in Assassin's Creed 2, and all I could think of was, "Ezi-uh-oh."
"FUCKING RYUJI. SHUT UP."

Twice. I said that twice.
"this is Adorable, a little...creepy because this is a mommy fetish thing, but still adorable"
Also I keep calling Yusuke "Yusubae"
I keep calling Ms Chouno "porno teacher"
I just remember always saying "Stop slamming the table I have PTSD!" whenever Sae started getting pissy during interrogation.
I keep calling Futaba "Inkling"
Every time a flash forward occurs in the beginning (which is a lot) "all right, I get it, somebody here is important, you don't have to tell me"
Any time one of those flash forwards happens to me I try to make it as ridiculous as possible like those Sae parody memes you see around sometimes.

"SO YOU GOT A SHOGI PARTNER? HUH?! WHEN DID YOU GUYS START PLAYING CLUE INSTEAD? HOW ABOUT TWISTER?! I NEED ANSWERS!!!"
I honestly though Makoto and Ann were going to bitchslap each other in the early game. Tensions were high
Imitating/guessing Sae's speech on the silliest stuff. "You must have someone teach you how to be a rat."

"YOU'RE IN PUBLIC, RYUJI" was very common as well.
"Hey, Morgana. Do the exams for me, while I fantasize about Kawakami in her maid outfit."
"Don't worry I'll just drink like 20 coffees and be fine."
"Hey, Ryuji, I'll give you a dollar if you eat this rancid gravy that shadow just gave me."
"Why....why won't sojiro talk to me....."
*when someone calls me at night*

"Dammit, Roman! I don't want to fucking go bowling!"
I was with a friend when I discovered that the futaba confidant required level 4 kindness, so every time I talked with futaba after that he would imitate futaba and said: "Why are you even talking to me? You don't have enough K I N D N E S S"
Every time I sent my friend a screenshot of something Futaba said, he would just ask, "Did you bang the inkling yet?"
"Damn the animations of the characters in this game are a huge step-up from 3 and 4."

Specifically the scene where Ryuji was calling for a taxi in Kaneshiro's arc.
"I hate airlocks, airlocks are assholes"

Me playing Okumura Palace
"I'm a popsicle!"

.....

"I'm dead!"
"KILL ALL THE MIAS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*flying through airlocks in Okumura palace*

*starts humming Super Mario Galaxy music*
*witnessing the final bosses death, thinking about what his last words would be*

"Man, fuck anime"
"In space no one can hear you meme."