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hazama
The characters of the Phansire V.2.0
Okay, let's try this again:

Mishima: Our wonderful admin. Very good work ethic, as well as having good taste in music. Someone give him a hug.

Joker: At the moment, our only moderator. A good man, and occasionally role plays as the P5 MC. Tries to keep the peace if possible, but sometimes gets knee-deep in chaos himself.

Boss: Creator of the LeBlanc coffee threads. Sojiro RP-er, easily seduced by memes. Currently controls a nexus to other universes.

-Labrys-: Frequenter of the LeBlanc threads. Labrys RP-er and good friends with AdachiImouto. Surprisingly good at fixing things quickly.

AdachiImouto: Another LeBlanc regular, apparently is related to Tohru Adachi. Is probably hiding something.

There are a lot more LeBlanc regulars, I'll list them as honorable mentions, but I'm not familiar with everyone there.

Kitagawa: Sometimes a Yusuke roleplaeyer, other times a memer. Formerly infatuated with -TheAkiraKurusu-, but got cucked, so now he's seduced Boss with his memes. Owns a very shy frog, that is either a Symbol of Chaos, or perhaps an Old God in disguise.

-TheAkiraKurusu-: The creator of the original -AkiraKurusu- account, but was locked out of it during the group account purge. It is unknown if he is still a symbol of chaos necessary for reviving The Old Gods, but it's possible.

Fatposter: Posted a lot of fat Makoto fanart, and single-handedly founded the now defunct Fat Makoto Cult. Fatposter is also a known Symbol of Chaos.

Naked-Mitsuru: Creator of the now locked thread: Mmmm I'm in bed, formerly the most replied-to thread on the site. Mishima locked the thread once it hit 666 replies, and nothing has been heard of Naked-Mitsuru since. A Symbol of Chaos, but her only thread is locked, making her threads ineffective in summoning the Old Gods.
hazama
Mothman: An ancient diety, once hated by many, but has become widely accepted and loved. Sacrificed himself to stop the DickCheese Crisis, and has not been seen or heard from since. Many say he may still be fighting for us as we speak.

-AkiraKurusu-: The most memorable group account,due to it starting flame wars with itself. Eventually sopped by Mishima, but it still stuck around for quite a while before being killed by Mako-chan after the Group Account Purge. Is assumed to be a Symbol of Chaos.

AkirasDickCheese: A villainous group account that heavily spammed, causing Mishima to add a password change system, putting the Group Account Purge into motion. Has attempted to rise again, but all attempts have been for naught.

Inari: Yusuke lover, frequent and very prominent fecalposter. If the ancient scripts are correct, brought the term fecalpost on the Phansite.

Mako-chan: Frequent shitposter. Killed -AkiraKurusu-, and usually contributes to healthy conversation when there's no shitposting at foot.

HahaRIP: A known Old God cultist,and has attempted to raise them several times; though only one of these attempts was successful. Has gone quiet as of late.
hazama
576421421157: A spammer that was at first thought to be spamming numbers, but it was eventually found to be code. Apparently the creator is someone we know, but Mishima has kept their identity private.

Thoth: Resident loreman, tells every event as if it were an ancient story. Is likely gone reading ancient scripts as we speak. (Or Kitagawa hasn't to find anything lore-worthy.)

IamThou- Former fecalposter, and lewd Lavenza roleplayer; currently a pure, nice Lavenza RP-er.

-HaruOkamura-: Suicide bomber, and former yandere for IamThou. Possibly still wants to do nasty things with Lavenza, but that's for another time.

Pure-anon: Purest and most wonderful cinnamon role ever. Must be protected.

Trapsuke: At first, a simple fecalpost. However, it seems to have gained sentience and has it's own account now. Thought to be either a Symbol of Chaos, or perhaps even an Old God.

-Mishima-: Local sad boy. His friend frequently uses his account and tries to get his schlong wet with Haru. Please, save him from his failed relationships.

RobowaifuAigis: A semi-loreman account, but usually heavily drinks to forget the day-to-day horrors of the website.

HifumiTogo: Usually has something insightful to say about the future additions to the site, and has good taste in their P5 waifu.

Symbols of Chaos: Infamous users / accounts that have made big impacts on the website. It is said bumping their threads can awaken the Old Gods.

Old Gods: Ancient deities who are said to have the power to destroy both the entire website, and perhaps humanity as a whole. Some experts say Mothman is keeping them sealed, similarly to Door-kun with Nyx.
hazama

There are a lot of other notable users I don't know well enough / there isn't enough info on to give full bios for, so I'll list them here: Skull, MonoDj, imtherealklib, pixie, Mementos4all, Kotone Shiomi, Sae Nijima, SpikeSpiegel, Hibiki, Mona, and a lot more I'm sure I'm forgetting.

Thanks for reading. Let me know what I fucked up, because I'm sure I did something wrong. OwO

Also, I know it says Phansire. Oops. There are probably more spelling errors, but this took long enough as-is.
-Labrys-
Oh no I've been spotted. Time to move...
Hifumi Togo
It seems my reputation precedes me.
Hibiki
Time to bother everyone until there's enough about me to write about
hazama
Oh shit, there are a lot of spelling errors. Fuck. Spell-checking takes a while, and I just wanted to get this done. Whoopsies!
Yu-Narukami
Guess I need to destroy more cafes to get a reputation.
imtherealklib
@Hibiki

It seems I'm in the same boat. We should team up! Lol
Mona
Mona: A gorgeous and strong human whose talents exceed what is humanly possible. Likes Fatty Tuna and going to sleep.
pure-anon
it's so exciting to make a list like this!!
Joker
Phansire is appropriate, as it only takes a noble soul to burn this much time cataloging everyone.
Phantom_Trickster
Hmmmm
Hifumi Togo
@Joker And yet this is still an incomplete list. A nobler soul would refine the list.
Bankafalet
Guess I'm safe then
hazama
Heck off, it says V 2.0 for a reason. I'll refine it more tomorrow or something.
Hifumi Togo
Would you like some help?
Persona
@hazama
And your efforts aren't wasted. What you have created is truly a magnificent compendium.
hazama
Help would be appreciated, I'm in the temp Discord if you want to get a hold of me.
Hifumi Togo
Your wish is my command.
pixie
Moana - the user who pushed Mishima into developing the phansite into something resembling a usable website by breaking the forum and anon comments in a dozen different ways during it's earliest moments.
pancake
where is morganalover
pixie
also, the baskers
SF-Akira-Lover
We can never forget the baskers

Hmm, time to bring my plan into phase two: make enough posts to become a GOD!
Naoya_Todo
i worship three of these
FMF
FMF: The former ambassador for the now defunct Fat Makoto cult. Has since abandoned his old ways and now lives a quiet life, regrets his previous actions and reflects upon them from time to time. Is still lewd, but keeps quiet about his dark fantasies, as they could very well bring a new, worse cult into existence.
The Fool
This is fantastic hazama! You really are a good god
Jokerboi
Looks likr i need to do something memorable in the LeBlanc chats to be remembered
glacier
The true heroes of the Phan-site.
SF-Akira-Lover
I legitimately want to know where TRAP Mona and Fat Makoto came from ;-;
glacier
@SF-Akira-Lover me too, they were before my time here on the site.
The Fool
@SF-Akira-Lover can't speak about TRAP Mona,but trust me you don't want to know about Fat Makoto...that was a bad time
FMF
@SF-Akira-Lover It was terrible and I hated every second of it, but I kept posting and then the shitposts became my actual sexual desires. It was fun up until then. Glad I stopped when I did, or else I would have become a symbol of chaos, or worse.
-Noir-
I have not been spotted yet. Thats is a good thing
CualiqueXSora
i'm not even recognized. smh.
SF-Akira-Lover
@The Fool I saw the comments about the Fat Makoto and that was enough to scar me lol Still I'm nosy and I love origin stories

@FMF Well it's good to see you've come back from the dark side even though there are merits (cough cough I'm not SF for nothing cough)

@glacier tfw when you're late
SF-Akira-Lover
To the party
Answer
The feeling of being unwanted... I suppose it is better than the negative feedback for disagreeing with the phantom thieves methods
Yu-Narukami
Mementos4all started as a group account. The original maker of it claimed it when the password change happened though. Oddly enough, I was the one who posted the profile picture for it and it never got changed somehow.
glacier
@SF-Akira-Lover That, and I try to keep up with these massive threads, but sometimes it's just too much.
Fuck
Where the fuck am I?
-TheAkiraKurusu-
@pancake

Yes.
How could you not include the perpetrator of the Akechi RP spam?
Aigis
0/10 No toaster Goddess
Jokerboi
AIGIS, DID YOU JUST STEAL OUR TOASTER
Aigis
Maybe...
RobowaifuAigis
Yoh nailed it pretty good.
RobowaifuAigis
*You
Jokerboi
RETURN OUR TOASTER NOW PLEASE
Mako-chan
I AM NOT A SHIT POSTER!!!!!!!!!!
Aigis
Nah :P
Fuck
You kind of the fuck are
Hibiki
I look forward to the V3 of this to see what Hazama thinks of me because honestly I don't even know what it is I do here
Fuck
Fuck around
Mako-chan
When do I shit post? I wrote a phanfic once, is that what your'e talking about?
Fuck
Who the fuck knows?
hazama
I promise a third version will be made, but let me say some things.
Just because you ask, doesn't mean I'll add you in. I can't add every single user of the site to a list like this, it's just not possible.

That said, I do know of quite a few things I missed, so I might make use of the soon-to-be-added search bar and read through some ancient threads in order to find the OG Phansite memes. It's going to take a while, so give me some time.
Fuck
Can you fucking add me as the guy who says fuck alot... Fuck
Mako-chan
Im not a shitposter, Im just a shitty poster, thats all
Fuck
Same fucking thing
hazama
Shitposter may not have been the right term to use. In my defense, shitposters easily make up 60% of this site's users.
Fuck
I am fucking shitposter
Mako-chan
True, but careful where you aim that gun, words hurt man q.q
Persona
I'm fine not being a part of it...but I want flower nectar as compensation...
Sunbreaker-Titan
oh @hazama you torture the NOL yet I oddly enjoy it
Hibiki
I hope you don't mind if I bump this for easy access
It's not much info but given the new wiki some of this info might be useful as a starting point for some pages
Mako-chan
If you put me on the Wiki, DO NOT CALL ME A SHIT POSTERS! I'm still hella salty about that.
Hibiki
If I see anyone list you as a shitposter I will make an effort to edit it
Joker
Since when were you considered a shitposter @Mako-chan?
Tatsuya
Hey I don't get listed? Can't blame ya though I Haven't been on much. So I'll shamelessly​ self promote! Tatsuya Suou here one of the few from before 3 destroyer of a cafe and maybe a tad cool.
Mishimans
Time to pull crazier shit to get some love around these parts
Souji Seta
Tasteful crazy, I hope
Tatsuya
Is blowing up Leblanc tasteful?
lnari
lnari: The real Inari. Known for having the best bars on the site. Far superior to his fake Inari counterpart.
Tatsuya
I'm glad you agree that the real one is best... Lnari!
Mako-chan
@Joker Hazama called me a shitposter in when naming us as characters above.

This was the description: Mako-chan: Frequent shitposter. Killed -AkiraKurusu-, and usually contributes to healthy conversation when there's no shitposting at foot.
lnari
@Tatsuya I have fewer fans than No Man's Sky.
Joker
Ah, well...
Shall I get you some crackers? Help with the salt?

>.> No?
Okay.
Tatsuya
If you weren't s plagiarist Lnari then we'd like you better. I don't mind the name and avatar but trying to pretend you're someone else is unforgivable. Did the 2nd palace teach you nothing?
lnari
@Joker Do you at least feel my pain?
pixie
Lnari aka Faux
Joker
@Lnari - No, no I do not.
I don't even feel my own pain.