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Firematthew
Pickup line off
Everyone try pickup lines, best pickup line within 20 min wins GO!
Mako-chan
Hey baby, you gotta mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in yo pants.
Solarflared
"You made me wait quite a while. You seek love, correct? Then let us form a pact."
-TheAkiraKurusu-
Let's get our confidant rank to 10
AdachiImouto
You can steal my treasure anytime, Senpai
Boss
Got any raisins? How about a date?
Mako-chan
Oh dang, Boss is smooth!
-Kuma-
These lines are already embearessing!
Firematthew
I know, but there are a few good ones.
Joker
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
MonasWaifu
I main Lucio.
Firematthew
What does that have to do with pickup lines @MonasWaifu?
Joker
It's a meme lol
Firematthew
I don't know the meme but ok.
Boss
@Mako-chan

I'm suprised anybody got that
CrowNotGoroAkechi
Pfft...Mercy main
Kitagawa
I'm an artist. Want to see my special white paint?
MonasWaifu
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Solarflared
Maining a brazillian = instant swoon?
Pineapple
My love for you is like diarehea, I just can't hold it in.

Did you just fart because you blew me away.
Mako-chan
I main a Korean, rip
Kitagawa
@Solarflared

I believe it has more to do with the perceived purity of Lucio and the general idea that everyone that mains Lucio is also a good and pure person.
Firematthew
My only response is that @MonasWaifu hasn't won this.
CrowNotGoroAkechi
I_NEED_HEALING
MonasWaifu
I tried.
MonasWaifu
(I secretly main Mercy not Lucio DON'T TELL ANYONE)
Mako-chan
"Atleast you're not as bad as Ohya."
Best pick up line
Firematthew
True. You can give another shot I mean there is still time.
CrowNotGoroAkechi
Don't worry fam we're both Mercy mains here.....
Joker
I have lv 5 charm.
Firematthew
@MonasWaifu (*In a whisper* You told everyone pal...)
Boss
I main Lucio tho.

And zen

And orisa

What am I?
Mako-chan
It was a Bizarre Adventure to get here, so let me ORA ORA your Heaven's Door, bby.
Solarflared
I think we have about two or less minutes left in the contest.
MonasWaifu
Foiled again.

Okay how about this one:

*Softly whispers in ear* You must be tired after today. Let's go to sleep.
Migrant
Is that a Mara in your Mask or are you just happy to see me?
Firematthew
Less than one minute.
Firematthew
Time is up... gonna check for the best one now.
Boss
Hoo boy

How about I slide a red hot chili pepper into your crazy diamond?
Note: only works on whites
Firematthew
@Boss is 1st
@Joker is 2nd
and @-TheAkiraKurusu- for 3rd. Gratz.
Mako-chan
Dammit
GETBENT
"Do you think this handkerchief smells of chloroform?"
Solarflared
Awww, I didn't make it to the top three?
Boss
How in the hell did I win?
MonasWaifu
"omae are so kawaii that I'm doki doki"
Migrant
I feel like this was rigged by Sae.
Firematthew
You were 4th @Solarflared. It was a very close 3rd and 4th.
Firematthew
@Migrant are you only saying that because @Boss won?
--AkiraTworusu--
Fuck me in the ass
Firematthew
Seriously though at least half of these were pretty good. I hope everyone had a great time doing this. Have a nice day everyone. I'm signing off for awhile.
Solarflared
I was 4th?!
Wow. So I was that close, huh.
AkirasGirl
Wait it was timed shame. I just discovered it and I have plenty.

For starters:
Are you mitsuru because you won't stop charming me
Did you use garu? Or did you just blow me away?
Did someone use zio? Because I feel a spark between us.
Are you haya because you are the light of my life.
TheWorld
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids in you.
TheSixthSiren
Hey girl are you a double d? because double DAMN
TheSixthSiren
I have an entire document of these i aint playing around.

Hey baby im like a garden hose. Always kinky
are you peanut butter? Because I'd like to spread you all over
According to the sorting hat, im a SLYTHERIN THOSE DMS
if your left leg was was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas id visit you IN BETWEEN holidays
AkirasGirl
Are you goro cuz how would you like to hand cuff a phantom thief?
IamThou
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I heard this line worked on my sisters, and they both come from really handsome young men who saved the world!

"..."
IamThou
OOC: Hey girl are you the news? Because I wanna get RIGHT INTO YOU.