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You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Shadow_Naoya

Is it 3pm yet

Yu-Narukami

Looks like I finally found you shadow!

Kurowe

depends on the timezone i guess

Shadow_Naoya

@Yu-Narukami

Oh, um...right.

*cough*

I am a Shadow...the true self.

Yu-Narukami

Uh, right. What are you plotting, shadow?

CrowNotGoroAkechi

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3xcal1bur

It's 4:00 where I am so I think we're doing good
Also I can't believe you actually waited omg

Migrant

Oh yes, the one who trapped Naoya in 199x. The embodiment of pure Edge.

We were warned of your coming. P.H.A.N.S. was advised to use violence.

Shadow_Naoya

I plan to change the national anthem of Japan to "Mass Destruction" from that game with the blue kid and his dog.

And I'll probably absorb Naoya later.

Yu-Narukami

The first one, I'm fine with, But the second I'm not going to let happen!

3xcal1bur

How about we not do either of those things. You wanna fight, lets fight!

Shadow_Naoya

Are you sure?

Have you met Naoya? Always predicting things...

And when he's right the edge consumes him.

Yu-Narukami

But "Mass Destruction" is such a good son-I mean, yeah were not going to let you have your way, shadow!

Shadow_Naoya

Alright, well...

*casts Mudo on self, but it reflects off and hits the entire site*

Migrant

Wait, no breaking speech? No evil transformation? Just right into the mass murder!?

MakotoSenpai

Let's do 50/50, Mass Destruction becomes a thing, you don't let the edgelord out.

Shadow_Naoya

I'm getting the vibe that you like me better than Naoya.

Wasn't this like his biggest fear?

Yu-Narukami

I have Lucifer equip, I'm null dark.

Yu-Narukami

I'm not sure, I mean I guess I don't want to let him get consumed. It's the right thing to do, I think.

Delta-M

Hey, I love that boy with earring! He's the OG (but somehow not?) Velvet Room... champion. Let's go with champion.

Shadow_Naoya

Damn. Lucifer himself listens to you, huh?

Can't get much edgier than that.

I pass my turn to this little blob of goo I summoned.

hazama

Hey guys, I was wondering if you wanted to help me out, you see-

Oh. What the fuck, Naoya has a shadow?

Migrant

He's edgelordy and I doubt his predictions but yeah, consuming him sounds like a bad outcome.

Yu-Narukami

...uh. God's hand?

3xcal1bur

Well I mean
You're music taste consists of edgy kidzbop covers nothing can really get edgier than that

Kala-Nemi

Dude, I'm weak to Dark. Knock it the fuck off.

hazama

Good thing Terumi is about as edgy as they come.

Darkness is pretty edgy, so I'm fine.

Blob

*wriggles silently*

Shadow_Naoya

Sorry there, calamari.

You people don't know edge until you've senen Naoya's 666 song Vocaloid playlist.

CualiqueXSora

thread's shit.

Yu-Narukami

...ok. Lucifer. Maragidyne?

Shadow_Naoya

Thanks Blob.

SpikeSpiegel

This is stupid, spike gets a persona Fitzgerald using his persona he retcons shadow_naoya removing his existence from the phantomsite lore. Oh I can retcon people now that is Fitzgerald's power.

hazama

Hm.

*throws a knife at the blob, it just sinks into the blob's blobby self*

Huh, neat.

Shadow_Naoya

I'll clue you in to my true weakness.

She's green. And rhymes with Laura.

Blob

*is on fire*

hazama

Retconning things defeats the whole reason Phansite lore is so funny to me. Just roll with it fucko.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Is this one of those Sonic RPs?

Migrant

So.... getting punched in the face repeatedly?

Raffles! Mapsio!

SpikeSpiegel

Shadow nayoa is currently in a fanfic dimension as he has been retconned and he can't interact with people in the phansite dimension.

Yu-Narukami

I'm so confused as to what's going on...

Shadow_Naoya

At least that's what your cognition says.

Meanwhile, I've already changed my first name to Chad.

SpikeSpiegel

Nayoa has been retconned my q
Persona allows me to be a rebellious asshole

Blob

just a lonely blob. now I'm on fire. when do I get paid for this

Migrant

I'm very confused....

SpikeSpiegel

You want to sit down for some tea?

Yu-Narukami

*Throws 100 Yen at blob*

SpikeSpiegel

Migrant it is simple nayoa has been retconned he no longer exists

Shadow_Naoya

I want you to summon Mara and tell it to throw away Macca, then see where it comes out of.

hazama

Shadow Naoya is no threat.
The Blob is my waifu.
I like The Blob.

Blob

thanks bub.

SpikeSpiegel

Blob is cool I would drink a beer with him

RobowaifuAigis

Huh
This is underwhelming.

hazama

You're a neat guy Blob.

Shadow_Naoya

Fine, let me go get Todo.

Migrant

Hey Aigis....

Yeah, the Blob is honestly a cooler villain than Shadow Naoya.

Yu-Narukami

I agree...maybe I'm just used to fighting God's.

SpikeSpiegel

Blob isn't a villain he is a bro

Blob

i'd do it. spike's a cool guy.

Naoya_Todo

What the hell is this?

You guys can't even beat up him?

Shadow_Naoya

Huh.

SpikeSpiegel

He is brimming with broness there is no reason to fight him

Yu-Narukami

It's not that, it's just that he isn't really a threat.

hazama

I'd shake your hand Blob, but you lack those by nature.

C'mon fellas, let's go get a few rounds.

Migrant

The Shadow? Nah, it seem pretty harmless actually.

SpikeSpiegel

Alright lets get drunk

RobowaifuAigis

I honestly like the shadow more than you, and this is coming from a weaapon created to fight them.

Blob

i left my id in ginza sewers. do i look underage?

Shadow_Naoya

You shits are just going to leave?

I didn't know I could summon Blob just like that.

Fuck it, I'm going to Denny's.

3xcal1bur

Maybe not

3xcal1bur

There's no alcohol in dennys

Migrant

You could always go to Leblanc instead. It's probably more your style than Denny's.

Shadow_Naoya

There's syrup in Denny's ya lil shit

Yu-Narukami

I think there's a Denny's in Junes.

hazama

I can vouche for you, Blob.

Drinks are on me; LET'S GO!

Naoya_Todo

So I'm stuck waiting for Pandora..

I guess that's fine. Gives me more time to hone my skills.

Shadow_Naoya

Bye Naoya

Migrant

Honestly Pandora may be more worth fighting than this Shadow.

Yu-Narukami

Naoya, I think you might have lost your mind a while back.

hazama

Okay wait.
When I write about this; the fact that I'm going to mention that Spike retconned Shadow Naoya means that he still exists. Thus, defeating the purpose of retconning him in the first place.

My head hurts.

Delta-M

Believe in yourself boy with earring. I'm rooting for you... just don't destroy the site.

SpikeSpiegel

He exists in the fanfic dimension that is why he can still talk

Shadow_Naoya

I didnt do anything really. Want action?

Casts Marin Karin

hazama

I see.
This is like the King Crimson thing but much less annoying.

SpikeSpiegel

Hits fanfic spike

Migrant

Yeah, Hazama, that's about when I gave up on paying attention and decided I wanted curry.

Naoya_Todo

@Delta-M

Thanks. I'll show these fools.

Now, where is that damned Pandora..

3xcal1bur

What the fuck kind of fanfic???

Yu-Narukami

Oh god! Lucifer! Salvation!

Blob

you're lookin pretty cute shadow boy... wanna get blobby?

Shadow_Naoya

Seriously, what happens now?

Do Naoya and I co-exist?

Is this the formulation of a new sit-com?

Shadow_Naoya

@Blob

Yeah, lay it on me.

SpikeSpiegel

A fanfic where nayoa still exists even if he is not part of the main lore. This is simple parralel universe shit.

Blob

u ever hear of 'It's Always Sunny In Yongen-Jaya'? love that show

Migrant

I mean there's like three Shadow Mishimas running around. One even has a persona now.

I'm sure you can work something out.

RobowaifuAigis

I'll wait for the spin-off that's just based around you.

3xcal1bur

@blob
Nah is it good

SpikeSpiegel

Only his shadow was retconned his human self is still canon

Yu-Narukami

I can get you a persona, it's kind of become my hobby.

Shadow_Naoya

As I recall...Naoya did predict I would be better received than he. Was he right again?

Shadow_Naoya

And yeah, if I can have Titania, that would be nice.

She's hot.

Yu-Narukami

Well, you have to face Shadow Shadow Naoya first.

SpikeSpiegel

I have used all my sp to use retcon so I am tired for today I am going back home.

Shadow_Naoya

Can I kill myself?

3xcal1bur

Probably not

Yu-Narukami

Uh, no you have to accept yourself to get a persona.

Blob

got to warn u. never try to fuck a demon. there was this weird guy with tattoos in ginza once who tried to fuck a lilim and he got a mudo to the face. that was nasty.

Shadow_Naoya

What if I die, and Naoya gets it?

That little fucker got like, one card for his 32nd birthday.

Migrant

I mean if you die he's not getting a Persona, that's for sure.

In fact he's more likely to catch a bad case of death.

Delta-M

You'd think traveling Japan and eventually the world Naoya would have made some friends. Poor guy.

Yu-Narukami

Well, I'm not sure what the rules for a shadow like you are...In some shadow worlds shadows can't die and in another, a shadow dying means the real person dies.

Shadow_Naoya

Alright. I need to find my Shadow then. Probably Pandora.

Hurry the hell up with that.

Naoya_Todo

Quit messaging me on here, you're a part of me.

Yu-Narukami

Oh, good you guys are talking it out.

Mishimans

Aww did I miss everything again ???

The fuck is going on with my timing

Shadow_Naoya

Did...

What?

Naoya_Todo

Read what I said. Yeah, I said it.

Shadow_Naoya

eff

Looks like I'm dead guys, I'll see you in Denny's later.

Mishimans

@Shadow_Naoya

Can I join you at Denny's ?

I'm trying to find the Denny's witch.

Shadow_Naoya

@Mishimans sure thing, I need some pancake pals

hazama

I've added this incident to the wiki

Shadow_Naoya

The legend of Dennys continues.

Mishimans

@Shadow_Naoya

*Tears up a little bit*

Nice I am pancake pal material

Mishimans

The legend will only end once we find the Denny's witch and kill her.

Shadow_Naoya

@Mishimans of course.

Now, I should be dead, but I think we're going to have to find this witch.

Mishimans

@Shadow_Naoya

Sorry man, but your death must be postponed until our witch hunt is done.

Mishimans

@Shadow_Naoya

Should I create a separate thread for our witch hunt?

Shadow_Naoya

@Mishimans alright. Let's do this shit. I wasn't ready to die anyway. To Denny's we go.

Shadow_Naoya

Seperate thread sounds good.

Naoya_Todo

Denny's?

I prefer IHOP.

Shadow_Naoya

This is why people don't talk to you.

Yu-Narukami

Naoya, the only way to get rid of your shadow is to accept it! You can;t lie to yourself about which pancake place you like more.

Naoya_Todo

*sigh*

Denny's has the superior Grand Slamwich.