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pure_guy
3xcal1bur x Stick PhanFic - NSFW (Please dont read this)
Suggested reading music:
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3xcal1bur <3
3xcal1bur
god i already want to die
mishimans better be fucking next.
pure_guy
3xcal1bur walked over to his favorite park. He always loved coming by here since it overlooked the river by his hometown. He always loved the water. A few trees dotted the park granting a nice shade over a couple select areas. It was a beautiful day, just warm enough to be comfortable and not a cloud to ruin the crystal blue sky hanging over him. However, in stark contrast to this beautiful weather 3xcal1bur’s mind ran amok with dark thoughts. He had been performing poorly in school and his grades reflected that. His teachers and students despised him as he was a generally negative person and that attitude killed many of his blossoming friendships. Today was worse than usual as report cards would be sent home and he knew his mother would not be too happy to see his grades. Things were bad enough at home and this would make things even worse. Ever since his dad left, his mom had started becoming ever hard on him. He would usually go on the Phansite and bully Pure_guy to make himself feel better but today that did not help his anger issues.
goroami
Dang, you should do me if you have time XD!
3xcal1bur
accurate lmao
pure_guy
../.
Yu-Narukami
Can't really say anything to harm the guy he already faced his shadow.
3xcal1bur
@pure_guy
hey i gave you a compliment
im trying to be a positive, friendly person now
pure_guy
It wont let me post the rest of it wtf... all it keeps saying is "Answer must be at least 3 characters"
Yu-Narukami
Try reloading or even going back into forums and re-entering the thread
HahaRIP
Mine better be soon or I'm crying
MakotoYuki14
Pure guy is evil now
Yu-Narukami
Wait, why am I helping you with this madness.
3xcal1bur
whats with the holdup let me read the glorious fic starring moi, trash.
pure_guy
It just keeps saying the same thing
pure_guy
i even tried signing in and out..
3xcal1bur
:(((
Yozora
@pure_guy
You already got another person interested in your art!
pure_guy
Guys im sorry idk whats going on... iv tried going onto another account. going on my phone. and even altering the original draft. This is pretty frustrating. All it keeps saying is "Answer must be at least 3 characters"
3xcal1bur
link to a google doc then
Yu-Narukami
How long is it? The site has a 2000 character limit, I think.
pure_guy
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KFBXEQcvh2fTqgGw-MLsnU-2wS5GN0giSLF15xa3xQc/edit?usp=sharing
pure_guy
Did it work ? iv never used google doc :#
3xcal1bur
spicy/10 would read again
pure_guy
I appreciate that <3 @3xcal1bur
Yu-Narukami
...I'm out of words...
3xcal1bur
OK ITS MISHIMANS TURN
IM SORRY BRO BUT ITS YOUR TURN TO GO TO FANFIC HELL AAHAOIHOIGHOH#O
3xcal1bur
but seriously, it wasn't as bad as i thought it was gonna be lmao
pure_guy
@HahaRIP @Yu-Narukami and @Mishimans are next but who did you want me to write about ?
Yu-Narukami
I'm not actually going to be in it, am I?
pure_guy
Thanks sadly with all the complications the thread lost momentum so it will soon die. Maybe it deserves such a fate @3xcal1bur
Yozora
That was wonderful.
3xcal1bur
@Yozora
actually i haven't asked you this yet
what is your otp for fire emblem?
pure_guy
(OOC: I literally just wrote about a guy forming a relationship about a stick.. im supposed to be in the military soon wtf am i doing with my life.
3xcal1bur
@pure_guy
very very bad things.
pure_guy
@Mishimans and @Yu-Narukami Ill write about you two tomorrow. The last two works took a lot out of me :/
Yozora
@pure_guy
I'm sure the military will appreciate the service you're doing here.
Yozora
@3xcal1bur
Actually I havn't thought about that too much. owo I need some time!
Aki-Joker
Wow, just wow.
3xcal1bur
@Aki-Joker
yeah, i want to kill myself too
pure_guy
How would you rate it ? Also do you think the music fit the story? @Aki-Joker
pure_guy
@3xcal1bur id like to know your opinion on the music aswell. It is about you after all :)
3xcal1bur
@Mishimans
i hope your fanfic is equally terrible bro.
Mao
I wish I had a yaoi fanbook written about me
3xcal1bur
@pure_guy
its nichijou how can it NOT be good.

but that fic still was kiiinda terrifying????
3xcal1bur
i dont mean to be offensive, but i honestly cringed until i found it to be fucking hilarious and i tried to act like i was excited for it to reverse psychology my way out of having to read the fic.
Delta-M
I should have listened to the instructions and just not read it. Gonna go reread pure-anon's story to cleanse my mind and soul.
pure_guy
@3xcal1bur if its not cringe, its not good
pure_guy
@Mao who would you want to be paired with ?
Yu-Narukami
@3xcal1bur
Why was I dragged into this, again?
Mao
@pure_guy literally anyone
Yu-Narukami
At this rate were going to summon gluttony soon...
3xcal1bur
@Yu-Narukami
wrong person wrong time

i fucking blame @Mishimans for making this fic happen though. as funny as it was, it really made me uncomfortable.
Aki-Joker
3/10, I saw better from others here.
Yu-Narukami
@3xcal1bur
So, should we throw him into the TV?
goroami
@Yu-Narukami Dang Yu...
3xcal1bur
@Yu-Narukami
please.
Yu-Narukami
@goroami
He's a shadow he'll be fine. I bet he'll feel right at home.
bluehairedemo
Hey wha- .... Nope.
3xcal1bur
@bluehairedemo
kill me now please.
Aki-Joker
Also I gave points down on this fic, because not themed music.
For example this:
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Because it has in the title something fitting.
Yu-Narukami
Actually, we should throw @pure_guy into the TV, too.
bluehairedemo
Nope. Not doing this.
Yozora
TV-world kidnapping is not okay!
Yu-Narukami
It's fine, I'm pretty sure @pure_guy is a shadow, too.
pure_guy
Keep giving me ideas :3 @Yu-Narukami
goroami
@pure_guy do me!
Yu-Narukami
Yeah, definitely throwing you into the TV, Pure_Guy.
pure_guy
@goroami i need to do Yu first and then i gotta find out who to pair you with
pure_guy
@Yu-Narukami Thatd be like throwing a fish into the sea :)
goroami
Do you mean pair as in a person on the forum or P5 character?
Lewd
i'm not reading any of this, i just wanted to say, fuck you all
3xcal1bur
@Lewd
alright
goroami
@Lewd hawt
Yu-Narukami
Yu NArukami stared deep into Pure_Guy's eyes. "Soon, you will be with your people," Yu whispered into his ear. Pure_Guy was confused by this at first of course as he thought Yu was having a change of heart about his fan fictions, but soon he realized the truth to his word, as he pushed Pure_Guy into the TV. He felt the screen of the TV like a cool liquid on his skin and then entered it. He then fell to the bottom of the TV world where he met someone who looked exactly like him. The other Pure_Guy only muttered one phrase to him, "I am you and you are me." It then morphed into a horrible monster and devoured Pure_Guy.
pure_guy
Thanks! @Lewd

Someone on the site preferably. Im thinking @pure_girl but whoever you want its your fic :)
Yu-Narukami
There I wrote a fanfiction for you.
pure_guy
@Yu-Narukami Yo that was dope af
Yu-Narukami
I have to admit my heart was beating quite fast as I wrote it.
goroami
@pure_guy MakotoYuki14 CX, If you can.
MakotoYuki14
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What about me?
Yozora
@goroami
Yes, great idea!
goroami
@MakotoYuki14 uhh
goroami
@MakotoYuki14 You came at the right hime babe, you'll see later CX!
MakotoYuki14
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Ok
Mishimans
Damn missed out on so much
goroami
@Mishimans came back from the dead?
pure_guy
@Mishimans what do you think
Mishimans
The fanfiction was good though

3excal1bur x stick is ny new fave otp
3xcal1bur
@Mishimans
its your turn to die goddammit.
this is your fault.
Mishimans
@goroami

I wish...

Mao
Stop dicking around, chum
Mishimans
@pure_guy

I'm impressed at your ability to write quality crack fiction.
Mishimans
@3xcal1bur

How can you not like your fanfiction??? It was so good.
pure_guy
Click to load youtube video @Mishimans
3xcal1bur
@Mishimans
because it was pornography
of a fucking minor
the mINOR BEING ME
goroami
@3xcal1bur how old are you?
3xcal1bur
@goroami
14.
MakotoYuki14
How old are you goroami?
goroami
@3xcal1bur same, but tomorrow I'll be 15 :)!
goroami
@MakotoYuki14 ^^^
3xcal1bur
@goroami
happy early birthday!
goroami
@3xcal1bur Aww... thanks!
Mishimans
@pure_guy

Everything Trump said in that video was god's truth.

So the me and narukami fic is going to be up tommorow right?

@3xcal1bur

Dude I read your earlier comments you actually liked the fic. Also don't you dare call you relationship with stick porn it was the sweetest thing I read in a while.
MakotoYuki14
Happy early birthday!
MakotoYuki14
I'm almost 14
Mishimans
Damn all you people are making me feel old ...

@goroami

Hope you enjoy your birthday!
3xcal1bur
@Mishimans
reverse psychology much
Mao
Happy birthday, another year older, another year closer to death
goroami
@Mishimans and @Mao Thanks guys!

And I'm pretty sure you're not that old, Mishimans :)!

Yeah, I can't wait til I die!!! XD
Yozora
@Mishimans
Thats what I just thought..
goroami
@MakotoYuki14 Thanks babe! <3

http://38.media.tumblr.com/c6cf81cb10985305efb15a4acce8ae6b/tumblr_n91mpyRBGN1s7an0do4_r1_500.gif
Mishimans
@3xcal1bur

That must have been some intense reverse psychology.


Is Narukami really planning on throwing me into the tv world?
3xcal1bur
before he posted the fic:
i was acting like i was excited in order to prevent him from actually posting the fic. i thought his motives consisted of him humiliating me, so acting like the fic wouldn't really bother me was the best way to get him off the fic.
obviously i was wrong in his motive but whatever

after the fic:
it wasn't as bad as i expected
and
sarcasm.
Yozora
@Mishimans
Yes, we planned to do that.
3xcal1bur
@Mishimans
i don't think so
Yozora
@3xcal1bur
pure_guy is too pure to be tricked by reverse psychology!
Yu-Narukami
Mishiman stood there, looking at Yu. Yu had a twisted look on his face. "It's time for you to go home, Mishiman," Yu said with a sadistic look in his eye. "Yu, uh, wait, I know we aren't always on the same page but, I like it here I-," But Mishiman was interrupted as Yu grabbed by the shoulders and shoved him into the TV head first. Mishiman yelled in fear and anguish as he fell into the bottom of the TV world, never to be heard from again.
3xcal1bur
@Yu-Narukami
turning into a bit of a sadist now, aren't we...
Mishimans
@3xcal1bur

Wow you really planned out an escape route for not getting a fic. Why didn't you just convince pure_guy to go with the Narukami x me idea?? I'm sure he would have been willing to change his focus.
3xcal1bur
@Mishimans
fuck
i shouldve done that...
3xcal1bur
well its like 12:30 for me so im gonna go to bed.
MakotoYuki14
http://www.hxchector.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/persona-3-movie-1-makoto-smiles.gif

Anytime! Goroami
Mishimans
Someone is feeling sadistic towards me today.

@Yu-Narukami

Maybe you should be the top and I be the bottom instead. I feel like our whole relationship dynamic has just changed.
Yu-Narukami
I don't know what got into me.
OOC: I think my Persona(The butterfly) rp side just spilled over a bit into my Yu Narukami rp side.
Mishimans
@Yu-Narukami

Maybe the butterfly infected you with something after you captured it for your persona services thread.
Yozora
@Mishimans
Maybe Yu's just a switcher.
Mishimans
@Yu-Narukami

Or maybe you have a sadistic side to your personality that is finally letting itself known.
Yu-Narukami
Shadow Yu took over for a second.
Mishimans
@Yu-Narukami

Will we have to throw you into a tv so you can face yourself?

I always did find it weird that you didn't have to face your shadow.
pure_guy
@Yu-Narukami @Mishimans
I have finished you two's story :) ill release it around 8 eastern time.
PinkGuy
can you do pink guy x pizza next pls boss?
pure_guy
Dont play ill actually do it and itll be good @PinkGuy
PinkGuy
pls boss

i need pizza pussi boss
pure_guy
Le shameless bump*
Kirito_Kun
Xdddd