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Leblanc: Meme Drop Distance
Featured below is my current mood:

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A new leblanc thread hooray
@Kirito_Kun
get your stolen memes out of the poor leblanc thread
@3xcal1bur No sorry
Killer Queen has already touched that coffee.
Where is the Cafe now, Boss?
I never thought I'd say it but hoorah the closest thing we have to haven is back
@MonoDj a strange, decrepit place

Also known as the Internet
OOC: I'm gonna stop shit-shitposting now.

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*Enters cafe*

I'm here, boss! 💖
YOU DOWNLOADED THE CAFE TO THE INTERNET!?
@Hibiki @Boss YAY
-ahem-

Welcome
Don't you wish you could just reset the timeline?
can i have some curry?
Within these doors, we are safe.
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May I take your orders, everyone?
💖

(I had to buy a new outfit for this. That damned inmate took my old one.)
@IamThou
one curry with extra meat and one black coffee please.
@IamThou i can steal it back for you.
Thief vs theif
Get me my hook and and a barrel of coffee it's time to drink my pain away.
I'll have some curry too and uh... what was it I usually get, an Irish?
@3xcal1bur
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Okie dokie~

*Goes over to the stove*

Hmm...how do I start this thing?
give me coffee please
Hello everyone
Coffee please
@IamThou
agi it?
So, The cafe is a video game now?
@IamThou

Ah, here. I'll show you

*shows you how to use the basic functions of the kitchen*
You know what, I'll have an Irish too.
@IamThou I'll prepare, just take the orders to the customers

*prepares every order immaculately *
@IamThou
OOC: Can you "accidently" post the pic of Akira nutting instead of your usual Lazena pic? That would make my day.
A solo coffee, please. Maybe I don't participate too much, I have to study this...

*Sits in a far away chair and starts studying things*
*A few minutes later*

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Okay, everyone, here are your orders!

@3xcal1bur
*Places a really meaty looking dish and really black coffee in front of you*

@Centunculus_fur
*Serves you a literal hook and some coffee*

@Hibiki

*Serves seemingly normal looking curry and a Leprechaun hat*

💖💖
I would like a coffee and curry, as well.
wheres mah order
One order of the spiciest curry you got, and a cup of coffee.
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
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Here you go!
...a...Leprechaun hat?
@IamThou
No no no, this is an Irish, here

*hands you a mug of coffee that smells faintly of alchoho*
@IamThou
thanks!
But there's more meat in the curry than actual curry...
@Boss
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Oh..okay!
*Takes the drink*

@Hibiki

Here you go, Hibiki-san. I'm sorry about that. *Takes back the hat and gives you the drink*
OOC: Quality
Ahaha, thanks.
Who am i
Am i not unique
Maybe i'm not here at all.
Oh boy I can't wait to see how many posts this is gonna get
@3xcal1bur
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Oh no, I'll just...
*Scoops some of the meat chunks away*
@MonoDj
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Here's your spicy curry and coffee, Mono!

*Hands over the meal*

Be careful, it might be a bit too spicy!
I don't care!
And here we are at another kingdom hearts name.
I've never played a single KH game.
*drinks oil*
Fime
I see how it is.
... I... still don't have my coffee... please?
@Hillock

Oh my, I'm so sorry...here
@RobowaifuAigis

Oh geez, sorry everybody, blame me.

Here
OOC: Skipping over Re:Coded eh? Well I don't blame ya.
@Boss
Thank you
I can't stay mad at you or Lavenza anyway.
@bluehairedemo OOC: because 1: I couldn't figure out a pun, and 2: because recoded sucks
Don´t worry @Boss, and thank you.
*Starts sipping calmly, then continues studying*
@bluehairedemo
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What would you like, Yuki-san?
OOC: Can't argue there.

*Yuki walks in* Morning everyone...
@RobowaifuAigis
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*Bows*
I'm so sorry, Aigis-san! Please forgive me!
Seems like it's quite the busy day, huh Boss?
*walks through door and takes a seat at the counter*

Hey @Boss. Could I get Blue Mountain please?
@bluehairedemo
oh hey yuki-san. how's it going?
Good morning!
@-Labrys- here you go.
I'm good. But I slept in a bit...
@IamThou
It's fine, don't worry.
@bluehairedemo
Ok
I'm sorry I destroyed the alarm clock.
@RobowaifuAigis
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Why did you destroy his alarm clock, master Aigis?
@RobowaifuAigis
It's fine. After last night I probably needed that extra sleep.
Could I get some coffee, please?
@Inari
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Sure thing, master Inari!

*Gives him an aromatic cup of coffee*

💕
*takes a sip*

Mmm...that's the stuff. Thanks Boss.

*swivels a bit to observe everyone else in their conversations*
You have seltzer water here?
@JunpeiStupeiIori
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I don't know, master Iori...


@Boss

Do we?
@JunpeiStupeiIori we've got cola
Sup everyone how's it going? Also please tell me we aren't fighting anything.
@JunpeiStupeiIori
who even drinks seltzer water?
*wanders in*
Hello again cafe I spend an unnatural amount of time in.
Thanks, @IamThou

>Picks up cup
>Slowly lifts up cup to lips
>...
>.....
/\|To Be Continued>
I drink it.. mixed with liquor.
@Tatsuya
not right now
hopefully.
Thank god last night was crazy.
@boss I'll have a cola with a spicy curry.
Whatever @-V- predicted may be coming soon anyway
@Tatsuya
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Everything's fine, master Tatsuya! No need to worry about any shadows or new gods.

What will you have? 💖
@Tatsuya
what happened?
i don't remember any note worthy battles happening yesterday.
I wish I could get in on that....but these old bones can't fight easy
@IamThou
I destroyed it cause he needed the rest after last night... I swear if I see that stupid bug again, it's dead.
Coffee all the caffeine.
@JunpeiStupeiIori here you are
@3xcal1bur wouldn't hurt to try right?
Last night was crazy? What happened?
Nyarlathotep made Yu's shadow come out. It it was a super version with all his power. And then I helped him face his real shadow.
@RobowaifuAigis
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Oh, how caring! ❤️❤️

And...bug? Do you mean @Persona, miss Aigis?
Can I get a job here?
@Tatsuya
what time was this at?? I was passed out by 2:00 am est.
Also he came up with an idea! What if we had someone who got a Persona by facing a shadow Awaken to a Persona in the Metaverse?
Surprised I didn't hear about this, seems like it might have been a big commotion.
Last... night?
It was like 2:00 CST to start with and around 4 by the time we were done.
*walks in carrying multiple bags*

Hey everyone
Was yu alright after the battle?
@Mishimans what're you carrying?
@Mishimans
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Do you want me to help you out with some of those, Master? 💖
@IamThou
Yup, that's exactly who I'm talking about
Little shit said he was gonna put me in a coffin
I should of just stomped him and left.
*her eyes flash yellow for a second before turning back to normal*
OOC: here's the thread if anyone wants to read it. https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=3610
@Mishimans
lot of stuff there. what is it?
@Mishimans Yeah Klib and I had to fight his real shadow to but he seems back to form.
@Boss

Bags full of ramen from the local convince store.

Today I woke up feeling dead inside and ramen is the only known cure for this feeling.
nigga im gay lol
The thing followed us home...
Anyway, can I get a coffee? Black, please.
@Mishimans
too much instant ramen is bad for you.
or are shadows not that susceptible to health issues?
@IamThou

*Hides the bags behind my body*

No one is allowed to touch my supply!

@Mishimans okay....Welp
I think it's got something to do with gluttony.
Hey @Boss @IamThou you guys got any C A P R I S U N ?
@RobowaifuAigis
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Wow, miss Aigis...you're scary sometimes.

But still beautiful as ever! 💖💖
@Tatsuya

Well that's good. Knowing Yu I hope he didn't take what happened with his shadow too badly.
Welp
Here comes gluttony.
@Inari nope
That's Goro who does that Inari.
@Inari
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Crow hasn't given us a supply of it yet. Sorry.
That's too bad
@Tatsuya

Nope I just found something new to obsess over. Toasters used to be my thing, but now instant ramen took its place.
Knowing Goro he'll show up at the worst time.
Well if you say so man. I'm not to worried either way.
@3xcal1bur

There is no way that ramen this good will be bad for my health.
*takes a sip of coffee*
Aaaahhh
Heaven.
Wait a second...

*walks over to @RobowaifuAigis*

Interface with me Sister.

*extends a retractable cable*
@RobowaifuAigis appreciate it
@Tatsuya

Don't know whether to take your lack of concern as a good thing or bad thing..
@Mishimans I'm pretty sure everything is bad for your health in quantities like that.

Except for of course, Metis' fajitas.
...[clears throat]
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*Washes all the finished plates*


*Cleans the tables*
what is this thread stop it
@IamThou That was pretty fast
@Hibiki

Well if I die somehow from eating ramen then it will be a noble death.

*Takes a seat and begins opening the ramen packs*
Does Leblanc hire humans that look like cats? It's so hard to get a job like this.
@-Labrys-
Ok, sure.
*opens input port*
@Mona he meows a lot, he must like company
@Inari
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I have had a lot of experience in my maid occupation.
@Boss I know you can hear me, since, you're a persona-user and all.
@Boss
He was asking if he could work here.
@IamThou Just don't overdo it, you might get tired
I need money so I can swoon my lady.
Maybe the Leblanc cafe should have a cat mascot?

*Consumes the ramen at an inhuman speed*
@Inari
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Ooooo, are you worried about me, master Inari?

💖
Ah....alright. I give in...I can hear him. But @Mona how can you work in that form?
@IamThou Why do you ask?
@ Inari
TIRED! THEN SHE SHOULD GO TO SLEE-
Sorry, my cat was typing.
@Mona that's your reason? You don't need money if you want a woman. You use money for other reasons
OOC: @Hillock ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「CAT!」!! ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
@Inari
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...Nothing. 💖
@Boss

I'm sure ladies also appreciate a little bit of cash.
OOC: @Inari lol
@IamThou It's good you can go fast, but doing too much fast too much is jut wasteful of your energy
@Inari

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*Multitasks HARD*

Ohdontbesillymasterinariiknowmylimitsimjusttryingmy-

*Collapses in the middle of the cafe*


Zzz...

Zzz...

*Snoring*
*picks up @IamThou and places her in a booth.*
*plugs into @RobowaifuAigis*

*proceeds interfacing with her memory module and personality module, scanning for abnormalities*

*stares seriously into her eyes*
Boss, I think you need more reliable part-timers.
Welp
Down goes Lavenza
*takes another sip of coffee*
@Boss
Baka. If you overwork this poor girl, it'll be the last time you see this café. Got that?
Wow... I have never seen someone multitask so hard before...
@IamThou *Sigh* What am I supposed to do with you...
OOC: I always feel bad RPing as Taiga because I'm not a mean person 😭😭
What are the odds Mona will ever get a job? (*In character just a whisper to @Mona* No offence intended)
OOC: @Taiga_Aisaka alt account?
Employers usually expect their workers to be reliable, so Mona probably won't be getting one anytime soon.
@-Labrys-
What exactly are you looking for anyway sis?
*eyes flash yellow again*
OOC: Cant answer that, I like to keep my accounts secret, thank you
More bitter coffee plox.
>Sits in booth
>Lightly pokes @IamThou
You still there?
@Inari
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Huh, w-wh-wha...Oh, it's you, master Inari.


I'm sorry...did I doze off?
Baka! Don't wake up, you've been working yourself hard, so take a break.
@IamThou I just told you not to overwork yourself...
OOC: That's the power of Morgana
@IamThou Just get some rest.
*Sips coffee*
*notices that there is no more ramen*

Well rip...

Sorry guys I got to go to the convenience store.
@Taiga_Aisaka
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*Sigh*

No... in fact I've been messing up everybody's orders.


I'm not a good waitress...
The lack of concern is a good thing Mishimans. It means I'm not freaking out over these so called god's anymore. If it does show up we'll make it get out of whoever it possesses!
YOU ATE ALL THAT ALREADY??
... *Hands @Boss a note with exactly enough money to buy everyone here a coffee and asks for him to give a coffee to everyone BUT @Firematthew*
@Tatsuya, @Hibiki
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It seems Mishimans is under the influence of Gluttony.

We must expel it from him at once.
hey hey cam I get 7 of your finest curries and 2 of your mildest ones?
Thanks
@IamThou How do you suggest we do that?
No idea how to get him off of Ramen @IamThou...
Baka!! Don't beat yourself up, it's been like an hour! Don't you dare give up, you'll get better.
We? Leave me outta this... I'm gonna just hide under the table.
@Firematthew Wow!!
Thanks!!!
@Inari
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....I 'unno.
@Hibiki

Of course!

If I don't then the empty feeling from this morning will just come back.
@Hillock Your welcome.
Alright, here's everybody's orders
Oh Hi @Mishimans we weren't talking about you here...
@IamThou ...
*eyes focus at the yellow flash and probes @RobowaifAigis's systems from all angles to zero in on the source of the anomaly*

*Remains silent and focused*
Once again it is not a sin to love ramen so much that it even makes you weep tears of joy.
*is sweating bullets*
@Boss
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*Takes them all to the customers*
I can't exactly fight either
Sis is still interfaced with me.
What is she looking for anyway?
@Firematthew

Seriously man I heard everything.

Not that it matters anyway...

You can all continue to be jealous of my loving relationship with ramen
@Mishimans
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Umm...Mishimans? Would you care to try a jelly donut?

*Offers him a jelly donut*
Ah good.
9 curry meals is the perfect lunch.
and now there is a god of Ramen apparently. Is he the gluttony boss?
@Firematthew
OOC: Shitto
@Firematthew
... maybe?
@bluehairedemo
I'm not sure, but it must be important , otherwise a scan would of worked fine.
@IamThou

*Smacks the donut out of her hand*

How dare you try to give me second rate food like that!

I refuse to cheat on ramen
He says eating ramen with chopsticks is the heathen way to eat ramen! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Ok so it's only ramen that interests you? Hmm how odd.
@Mishimans
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*Gasps and falls down to save the jelly donut*

No!

*Looks up at Mishimans with tears in her eyes*

HOW COULD YOU?!
Can we move the subject off of Ramen? Just curious.
why talk about ramen in a curry shop?
I bet he only eats cup ramen too. Baka.
OOC: @IamThou I'm actually eating a donut irl rn
Actually...
I kinda of have a headache.
*eyes repeatedly flash between yellow and blue*
@IamThou

How could you offer me such blasphemous food...

It's almost as if you were attempting to poison me.
Wow, this is really turning dark...
*downs the 9 currys*
*Is carrying poisoned Ramen, if you want to take it though be my guest* @Mishimans Seriously though man? Why would you think that
There!

*throttles system and isolates anomaly*

*analyzes and begins quarantine process*

@Mishimans
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I wasn't! A jelly donut would never harm anyone!

*Looks shocked*

There...is evil in your eyes...is that still you, Mishimans?
@bluehairedemo
Yes Yuki?
Your eyes are changing color... and fast.
@IamThou I think we've lost him... be prepared for anything.

On another note, could I have that jelly donut?
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Can you bring me a donut too? I'm over here, under the table in the back!
@Inari
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Here you go.

*Hands Inari the jelly donut*
Mao
I guess it's an internet cafe
Nom.
@bluehairedemo
Well then, that would explain what sis is doing.
@Hibiki
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*Crouches down and gives Hibiki a box of donuts*
@Firematthew

Obviously any other form of food that is not ramen is the equivalent of cyanide. Look like you need to be enlightened.

@IamThou

Oh yep it's still me I am just in a enlightened mental state now.
What's going on then?
If you all want to see the truth of ramen then you must visit my thread.
It's been a while since I've last been here. Just a cup of coffee, please.
*Sigh* Looks like we have to deal with @Mishimans and @Ramengod
*locks down anomaly in personality module and completes quarantine*

T-That should do it...

*presses hand to @RobowaifuAigis chest*

Extracting.

*yellow light, filled with numbers and glitching binary pulls out of her as I pull my hand away, manifesting in a this strange glowing number sphere*
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It's too late. He's already lost his mind.
*Gives @Mishimans the poisoned Ramen* I know you love ramen so much so here.
Mao
Hey, boss can I get a cup of coffee
@bluehairedemo
I have no clue, but she's apparently found....whatever it is.
@Akechi-kun
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Oh certainly, Akechi-kun!

*Serves you a cup of coffee*

Here you go! 💖
Thank you very much. Not that it bothers me, but can you explain the maid outfit?
@-Labrys-
Ok
What is that?
No better yet
How did it get there?
@Firematthew

*Constantly switches between looking at matthew and looking at the ramen*

Damn it look so good, but knowing that your a heretic you may have done something to it..
This is going far for a curry place o.o
*furrows brow*

I don't know what happening...Why...your eyes...they're still flashing...

looks like this happens quite a lot
@Akechi-kun
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Well, I used to do maid services for random people, but now I'm just a waitress here.


I just kept the look since others find it adorable.
@Mishimans I usually eat ramen the same way you do... *Eye twitch*.
Ugh... man....

*wanders in the door, bell ringing, arms stretching*

So did we ever figure out what Yu was u-- is that a glowing number ball?
@Firematthew

*Notices the eye twitch*

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS PURE EXAMPLE OF RAMEN!

*grabs Firematthew*

HOW COULD YOU HAVE HURT SUCH AN INNOCENT CHILD OF GOD...
OOC: Is there an actual glowing number ball... we don't need TWO incidents at the same time?
@-Labrys-
Oh son of a... *grips head with one hand*
ow
Ow
OWWWW
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*Tries to pull away Firematthew from Mishimans*

Let go of him!
*still holding the strange orb*

Sista..Sista!

*rests a hand on @RobowaifuAigis's shoulder*

Aigis...
@Mishimans Wait what? Why do you think I did something to the Ramen? I didn't do anything to the Ramen *NO eye twitch*. I don't know what you are talking about *THERE is the eye twitch*!
Huh? Oh no, oh no no no. Don't tell me she's gonna be the next one.
What's going on out there? I'm hearing a lot of noise?
OBJECTION!!!!
... or that's what I would say, if there was anything suspicious...
What's happening to her?!
Uhm...
Quick question.
Does anyone have a bucket?
Dare I ask what's happening?
OOC: I'm just saying that in character I didn't do anything... but I am aware that it's poisoned.
#Sips coffee*
I'm not quite sure anymore. And I'm kinda Mr exposition.
OOC: Aww man after you guys kill gluttony I wanna shout

"ONE MORE GOD REJECTED"
I am truly sorry, @Kotone Shiomi, But I do not own any bucket for the time being.
I hope I didn't miss..... Why is that orb glowing?
@Firematthew

*struggles between punishing Firematthew and shaking IamThou off*

YOU LIAR YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS!
Is this a roleplay? I'm not gonna judge, I'm just asking
OOC: I really don't get what's happening with Aigis.
OOC: it is a roleplay Joker
OOC:It is indeed yes.
OOC: Neither do I? We require her to fill in the blanks about her condition eventually with this arc.
Can I have 1 million coffee please ?
@MLG_Joker
OOC: Mhm. Happens quite often.
OOC: @MLG_Joker yes and no. I gave @Mishimans a poisoned cup of Ramen while he's a bit crazy on the Ramen. Now I'm trying to talk him out of possibly killing me.

@Mishimans

*Eyebrow raise* How am I going to do that?
OOC: I am deadly serious here...
about the bucket, the thing with Mishimans is roleplaying.
*Pulls away Mishimans from firematthew* stop
@Mishimans
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Agh!

*Falls to the ground*
(Intensity intensifies!!!!!!!!)
Ah I see. Well I hope you all have a wonderful time roleplaying. In fact if you care for more roleplay fun, I recomend joining something called Amino. It's a fun app that all you to join different communities, heres a link to my personal roleplay community. I hope to see you guys there. http://aminoapps.com/c/roleplayers-and-then-some
*Pulls @IamThou up* Are you ok?
@-Labrys-
DoN't wOrRY my DeFenSe sYsTeMs aRE F I g h t I ng it.
Mao
*walks in*
Hello what is going on with you people?
*Puts hand in his pockets, obviously trying to get something that would help him get out of @Mishimans grip for longer than a few seconds or minutes*
OOC: I'm late but did @IamThou just make a nocturne joke
Oh Hey @Mao it's like this every day here. The regulars are immune to the effects of the crazy events.
Fighting it?! Does she have a virus or something?!
Aigis has been acting weird ever since that Shadow Wrath Yu appeared... do you think Nyarlathotep did something to her?
*doesn't care any s*** * hey guys , do you need some hope bagels and eat it with coffee