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bluehairedemo

Another coffee please.

Bamtom1234

These cafe threads are always entertaining :P a milkshake and stack of pancakes good sir :P

-Labrys-

*refills @bluehairedemo's cup*

Here you are Brother. And for you @Bamtom1234. It's, uh "good lady", my friend.

*laughs softly and slides over a stack of pancakes*

I'll be right back with the the shake.

Kotone Shiomi

These are the best threads yes

bluehairedemo

OOC: The bestest... wait that's not a word.

Nightstalker-Hunter

Well @-Labrys-, I hope the results come in quicker. And thanks for the drink, I'll be in patrol in the Plaguelands in Russia. And Shadow Night, get to patrolling in the T.V. and notify me if any sin based shadows are in there.

*Gets up and exits*

Shadow-Nightstalker

Cya Night and that is sweg

*falls of from the T.V. but guts up and salutes to Night*

Bamtom1234

Oh is boss out labrys? :P I'll make sure you get a big tip for helping him out :P

-Labrys-

*comes back with the milkshake*

Here you are Mr @Bamtom1234. Enjoy.

Have a good evening @Nightstalker-Hunter and @Shadow-Nightstalker! Come again soon.

*smiles gently and waves them goodbye*

Bamtom1234

Thanks very much *passes you a Â¥3000 tip*

bluehairedemo

Looks like it's starting to get empty.

-Labrys-

*bows curtly and smiles*

Thank you Mr @Bamtom1234. Is there anything else I can get for you as of now?

Bamtom1234

Shame really, these cafe threads are always fun and kinda relaxing...well when the shitposters stay away

Bamtom1234

Could I have your recommendation of curry please?

bluehairedemo

True.

-Labrys-

*nods*

We can get hectic sometimes, but most times we are chill. But we are always happy to serve, and look forward to it.

ShinjiroAragaki

*Walks into the cafe and sits down.*
Hey @-Labrys-, Can I get a coffee, black please?

Tatsuya

Hey everyone what's up?

-Labrys-

*bows to @ShinjiroAragaki and @Tatsuya as they enter*

Welcome back to Leblanc gentlemen!

*pours Shinji a cuppa and slides it over to him*

Our house blend for you Mr Aragaki. Anything for you Tatsuya?

Shadow-Nightstalker

I am not going any where Labrys oh and you may some questions about me, like *puts up air quotes* Why isn't he killing his other self? Simple, Phantom Thieves and Breaker.

bluehairedemo

Hey you two!

-Labrys-

*nods*

Understood @Shadow-Nightstalker. Can I get you anything?

Tatsuya

Eh I'm just here for the atmosphere right now.

-Labrys-

*nods*

Sure thing. Let me know if you change your mind @Tatsuya-san.

Kazuya

I get ya Tatsuya, this place is seriously relaxing, even when shit is going down

Mishimans

*Walks in and takes a seat*

Hey guys how goes it.

Tatsuya

Pfft san she says, as though some jackass who spends his time searching for the supernatural demands a tiny bit of respect.

-Labrys-

*bows to @Kazuya and @Mishimans*

Welcome back to LeBlanc gentlemen, anything I can get for you?

*cocks head*

Mr Mishiman, you've recently taken a liking to Ramen, correct?

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

Yes I have thanks for noticing.

Why are you asking?

-Labrys-

I will always respect you @Tatsuya, as you a both strong and kind. Most of all, you are my friend.

Shadow-Nightstalker

Give me the most SPICEIST curry you can make Labrys.

Kazuya

I would like a coffee, black *Smiles*

ShinjiroAragaki

*drinks his coffee*
Thank you @-Labrys-. Also hey @bluehairedemo How are you all doing?

Tatsuya

Heh thanks Labrys, but seriously no one uses honorifics for me I'm just to laid back for em.

bluehairedemo

I'm fine. Keeping an eye on Aigis.

Mishimans

This cafe atmosphere is prefect after a hard day spreading the word of a new god.

-Labrys-

I would like you to try this Mr @Mishimans.

*brings out an enormous bowl the size of a large crockpot of ramen. Fish cake slices, a sliced boiled egg, tempura shrimp, chicken, pork, spinach, scallions, bean spouts, and seaweed can be seen in the fresh hot chicken based broth!*

It's a new recipe I'm trying.

Also, yes. Here you are @Shadow-Nightstalker.

*slides over a plate of our spiciest curry*

-Labrys-

*slides over a fresh cuppa black coffee*

There you are Mr @Kazuya. Enjoy!

Shiza_Salad

So...how many is this now @Boss? I've lost track. Hey @-Labrys-, can I get a curry and a coffee?

Shadow-Nightstalker

Thank you, and now. BON APPETITE!!

*Begins to eat but his Torgue Kerbalster rifle falls out of his cape*

-Labrys-

*bows to @Shiza_Salad*

Yes sir!

*slides over a plate of fresh curry and pours a cuppa house blend*

Enjoy Mr Shiza.

Mishimans

*Eyes Widen*

Labrys what you made is amazing...

*Consumes the creation like a starving man*

-Labrys-

*picks up the rifle and passes it back*

Please be more careful @Shadow-Nightstalker. Try not to lose it!

*smiles gently*

Shiza_Salad

thank out Labby. here, have a tip. *hands 3000 yen*

Shadow-Nightstalker

Thank you, and you gotta love the Torgue Company. And you know what Labrys, you're awesome *gives out a thumbs up*

ShinjiroAragaki

Ah, how's life as a married man going anyway? It all you hoped for @bluehairedemo?

Shadow-Nightstalker

Kek, I don't know Shinjiro, hadn't seen the love birds for a while.

Kazuya

*Smiles and nods*

Thanks a lot @-Labrys-

*Takes a sip*

I'm still surprised, this coffee is really good, I guess I'll have to comeback more often

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

The ramen I just ate was like the very essence of my god...

Shit I don't think I will ever be able to eat convenience store ramen again thank to you. You basically introduced me to top tier ramen.

*Begins to cry*

Thank you Labrys for providing me with salvation.

bluehairedemo

@ShinjiroAragaki
Yeah. It'd be nice if we could spend more time together without something trying to kill us.

ShinjiroAragaki

Wasn't he just here a few minutes ago.
*Looks around*

ShinjiroAragaki

Things still that crazy around here?
OOC: Welp that last one sent like 2 seconds too late.

Shiza_Salad

when did @Mishimans become addicted to ramen? what'd I miss?

-Labrys-

*bows*

Thank you for your generosity @Shiza_Salad. It is much appreciated and shall be going towards the repair funds most likely.

*laughs softly and leans hip against the counter as I clean glasses*

And thank you for your kind words as well @Shadow-Nightstalker

Shadow-Nightstalker

...

*Pure reaction: http://pa1.narvii.com/6259/9b7e5cff19ac9ce738a5fefcfa3c7663b5f5755a_hq.gif *

bluehairedemo

Yep. Yesterday a Shadow Yu attached, and... Messiah changed.

-Labrys-

*bows to @Mishimans*

I am glad you approve. Oh my! You seem to by quite hungry. Here, have another.

*procures another bowl for @Mishimans*

Shadow-Nightstalker

It's flavor, it's texture, it's SPICINESS!!! It's GLORIOUS!!! *Waterfalls tears of joy*

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

It's official you must be some sort of ramen goddess.

*Consumes this new bowl as fast as the previous one*

ShinjiroAragaki

Ahhh, one moment.
*Turns to @-Labrys-*
You know where a good place to get a battle axe is nearby? I need a new one.
*Turns back to @bluehairedemo*
And I'm guessing by the pause that's questionably good at best.

Mishimans

@Shiza_Salad

You missed out on my revelation of the inherent purity of ramen and the appearance of Ramengod.

Don;t worry i'm sure you too will be graced with Ramengod's presence.

Tatsuya

Well everyone we're having a fighting tournament and need 3 more. Thought I'd ask around, it's being held here if anyone is interested.

https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=4631

-Labrys-

An axe @ShinjiroAragaki? Like this?

*brandishes my own weapon, a massize battle axe*

Also, I am very pleased you enjoy the curry @Shadow-Nightstalker! And the ramen, @Mishimans!

*slides over another two bowls to @Mishimans, and another plate to @Shadow-Nightstalker*

On me gentlemen!

bluehairedemo

@ShinjiroAragaki
Yeah. The only thing is that I don't know what truly triggered the change. Or if it can happen to anyone else.

Shiza_Salad

elaborate upon your "ramen god" @Mishimans. I'd like to hear more.

Mishimans

*Wolves down the two bowls in less than a minute*

I think I died and went to heaven.

Shiza_Salad

lmao, casually hit post #666 accidentally...

-Labrys-

*cringes and looks incredibly taken aback at @Tatsuya*

T-That event has no right to exist! It's an abomination and should not be endorsed! Please..cease!

Persona

I picked the name just for you Labrys.

Mishimans

@Shiza_Salad

Ramengod in his state of true purity appeared before the forum earlier today. He graced some of us such as myself with ramen and universal wisdom. However, sadly some did not take well to his appearance and attempted to fight him. They even mistook my religious devotion as signs of sinful possession or craziness.

Hmph the nerve of those heretics. Anyway we fought a bit until Ramengod wisely left for the day to regroup our forces.

Now I am here in the midst of a ramen feast.

-Labrys-

*takes @Mishimans's bowls and washes them before preparing three more for him*

Here you are Sir.

*angry cut in*

Screw you @Persona! You can kiss my skinny lil ass and bug off!

Shadow-Nightstalker

*finishes the dish and begins hiccuping*

Yikes, that is tasty

*hiccuped which cause a small spout of fire to come out*

Neato!

Shiza_Salad

may I join you in the ramen worshipping, @Mishimans?

-Labrys-

*laughs at/with @Shadow-Nightstalker, delicately covering mouth with hand*

Shiza_Salad

hey @-Labrys-, when do you get off work?

ShinjiroAragaki

Yeah @-Labrys- Something like that, saw you with it a couple of times before and figured you'd know places that might sell them.

@bluehairedemo
Well I'm probably not the most knowledgeable person to ask about that personally. Though I heard that others have had their persona change as well if that helps.

Mishimans

@Shiza_Salad

Of course anyone is welcome to worship our lord and savior Ramengod! Your desire to follow him shows that you are ready to learn the great truths of the universe.

-Labrys-

*slides @Shiza_Salad a giant bowl of the ramen*

When do I get off work? I dunno. Whenever someone else that can run the place comes in..(OOC: or when the thread gets too big). Why, what's up?

And yeah, @ShinjiroAragaki, I'll hook ya up.

*pulls out phone and dials up the lab*

bluehairedemo

@ShinjiroAragaki
Well yeah...

Shadow-Nightstalker

Hey guys look at this awesome party trick that I can pull off.

*spawns a taken Psion and burns it by performing Agidyne*

Sweet is it not?

Shiza_Salad

@-Labrys- eh I dunno. I was just wondering if us like to go somewhere sometime, but in that case, never mind.

-Labrys-

*a man in a black suit walks in and hands @ShinjiroAragaki a large battle axe, perfectly balanced and sharpened, similar in design to mine, but less technical*

*man leaves, and I call out*

Seeya Joey!

Mishimans

@Shadow-Nightstalker

Very sweet can you do the same trick to other things?

Such as convenience stores that don't sell cheap ramen.

-Labrys-

*slides @Mishimans three fresh bowl of the ramen*

What do you mean @Shiza_Salad? Go somewhere..?

Shadow-Nightstalker

*sniff* something burning?

*looks at the fire left behind from the dead psion*

HOLY SHIET!!!

*vacuums the flames away by swalloing it and starts repairs*

Shiza_Salad

in that case @Mishimans, I shall join you in a bowl of ramen. @-Labrys-, one ramen please.

Shiza_Salad

@-Labrys- *visually embarrassed* N...never mind!

-Labrys-

Yikes! Oh goodness, please be more careful @Shadow-Nightstalker! Thank you for promptly identifying and taking care of it. Thank you for repairing it as well. It is much appreciated. As such, your next order is on me, okay?

Mishimans

@Shiza_Salad

Welcome to the religion good sir we are happy to have you as one of us.

*slides one of the bowls over to Shiza and consumes the rest at an alarming rate*

-Labrys-

*slides @Shiza_Salad a giant bowl of ramen*

Ohhhh...I think I get what you mean @Shiza_Salad...Did you not hear?

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

Thank you so much for all the quality ramen. I swear I will pay you back fro it one day.

Shadow-Nightstalker

@Mishimans
I can perform Kougaon, Shining Arrows, Psycho Blast, and Ice Age.

Mishimans

@Shadow-Nightstalker

If you can use all those skills then why aren't you participating in the Persona Arena event that persona is hosting?

Shiza_Salad

@-Labrys- uh...no...?

-Labrys-

*winces at the mention of the tournament*

-Labrys-

*plays with ponytail bashfully*

I-I'm actually spoken for..!

Shiza_Salad

well shit...

Shadow-Nightstalker

It's okay Labrys, I should've be more careful. Still need to know on how to aim.

ShinjiroAragaki

*Studies the axe he was just handed.*
Thank you @-Labrys-, this'll help nicely with any shadows I encounter. So how much do I owe you for this?

Shadow-Nightstalker

@Mishimans
Uh...NEWS flash, I am. And before my change you know how much potential I have.

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

Damn I am so sorry that I mentioned it. I can't believe I forgot about your experiences during the previous one. If you want you can hit me if it helps you feel better.

Shiza_Salad

Welcome to "How To Get Shutdown In An RP" with Shiza_Salad!

Step 1: Be inactive for half a week
Step 2: Be oblivious to all recent developments
Step 3: Enter an RP thread and hit on someone
Step 4: Watch the result of your actions blow up in your face
Step 5: Weep into pillow IRL

If you follow this step-by-step guide to the letter, you too can be even more depressed that you already are!

-Labrys-

*nods to @Shadow-Nightstalker*

I know the feeling friend.

@ShinjiroAragaki no need for payment. Courteous of the Shadow Operatives.

*plays with ponytail more*

I'm sorry @Shiza_Salad..@AdachiImouto are very happy together...she's so lovely! I hope she stops by tonight!

Shiza_Salad

OOC: that feel when u can't even hit one someone in an RO without getting rejected. such is my pitiful existence...

Shiza_Salad

*you, RP

Shiza_Salad

guess I'll die...

-Labrys-

No, I wont hit you @Mishimans. We all have memory lapses. And I'm sorry as well @Shiza_Salad. Here.

*gives both another bowl of ramen*

You're a wonderful man, incredibly kind and gentle! Don't lose heart!

-Labrys-

@Shiza_Salad Noooooo!!

*hugs*

Shiza_Salad

thank you @-Labrys-, I appreciate it, but I just don't feel hungry anymore. Do you have anything of the more alcoholic variety? I need to forget this happened...

Mishimans

@Shiza_Salad

I'm sure next time you hit on someone it will be a bit more successful.

*Downs the ramen*

I mean look at me. It took me a while to find ramen to fill the never ending void I suffer from as a shadow.

ShinjiroAragaki

@-Labrys- You sure you guys want nothing for it? And that's Mitsuru's new outfit right?

-Labrys-

*bows to @Shiza_Salad*

Yes I do.

*pours @Shiza_Salad a tall glass of 99%bv Irish Whicky and slides it over*

On me.

Shiza_Salad

Good to know you've got my back @Mishimans, but I doubt it, judging from how my love life in RP and IRL is going

Shiza_Salad

thanks @-Labrys-, you've always got me covered. eh screw it, can I have the whole bottle? I'll just crash here, if you don't mind.

-Labrys-

I'm sure Boss won't mind, you're his friend after all.

*slides over the whole bottle as well as an additional bottle of the same kind of whisky*

Mishimans

Ugh after mentioning something about myself I am beginning to feel weird again just like how I felt this morning.

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

Can I get like 3 bowls of ramen ...

I just want this feeling to go away.

Shadow-Nightstalker

*reappears* Well I didn't had my chance to get into the match.

bluehairedemo

Hm? Oh... dozed off again...

Persona

I'm making a bunch of worthless mortals and Hazama fight in a tournament.

Tatsuya

Hey we're not worthless you jerk!

-Labrys-

Yes @ShinjiroAragaki, I am sure. And yeah, @Mitsuru is the boss there. And sure thing @Mishimans.

*slides over three fresh bowls of ramen*

bluehairedemo

@Persona
Do I have to get the net again?

lnari

Do as I say not as I do because
The shit's so deep you can't run away
I beg to differ on the contrary
I agree with every word that you say
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
My wallet's fat and so is my head
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb

Standards set and broken all the time
Control the chaos behind a gun
Call it as I see it even if
I was born deaf, blind and dumb
Losers winning big on the lottery
Rehab rejects still sniffing glue
Constant refutation with myself
I'm a victim of a catch 22

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

Do as I say not as I do because
The shit's so deep you can't run away
I beg to differ on the contrary
I agree with every word that you say
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
My wallet's fat and so is my head
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

Shadow-Nightstalker

@Persona...news flash

*points to himself*

I am a Taken Shadow, and if you like I can make the rest of the people here immortal to.

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

Thanks ...

Will we have to deal with person now?

Persona

@Shadow-Nightstalker
Please don't do that, I already have a hard enough time trying to kill them.

Persona

@Shadow-Nightstalker
A spot in the tournament might've opened up for you.

Shiza_Salad

Thanks @-Labrys-, I owe you one. *downs the contents of first bottle* Ugh...damn that's strong. *cough* I'm just gonna take a little nap here... *slams head on table*

-Labrys-

*gracefully lets @Persona perch on extended index finger and holds out a lily*

Persona

Oh, flower!
*The butterfly excitedly begins sucking the nectar out of the flower*

Shadow-Nightstalker

@Persona
Oh yeah, I command a legion of space zombies...

Hey Labrys I would like to have the most strongest drink that you have!

*Foreshadowing the utter mistake he will make*

Shadow-Nightstalker

@Persona I'll take that spot

-Labrys-

*smiles softly and carries @Shiza_Salad and puts him in the bed upstairs, slipping the remaining bottle into my bag as I return to behind the counter*

Persona

@Shadow-Nightstalker
Don't know if you heard me but you can enter the tournament, A spot opened up.

ShinjiroAragaki

Well @-Labrys- Thank you for hooking me up with this. It'll save so much energy fighting shadows. Though speaking of which I should probably go practise with it a little, I'm a few years out of practise.

*He says getting up with the axe to leave the cafe*

Oh before I forget, here for the coffee, plus a tip for helping me out.

*Plops 30000Â¥ on the counter before leaving.*

Shadow-Nightstalker

@Persona
Yeah I heard ya

-Labrys-

Strongest drink?

*slides over a black dodecashot*

Mishimans

*Feels a bit sluggish after consuming so much ramen*

Heh did you guys know that having Mcdonalds as an Olympic sponsor is the equivalent of having smoking be the official medicine for cancer.

Crazy Right ...

*Stares at the wall*

Shiza_Salad

OOC: is it bad I'd rather RP with you guys instead of playing Persona 3? Dammit guys, stop being great people.

Shadow-Nightstalker

Yeah I summoned a echo so i can be in two places at the same time.

-Labrys-

*lays out another lily for @Persona and puts Shinjiro's money into the cashbox*

Thank you for your patronage @ShinjiroAragaki, and seeya later!

ShinjiroAragaki

*Gives a small wave as he leaves.*
See you all later. Try not to make @-Labrys- too much work by causing any damage to the place, you hear.

-Labrys-

*gently rubs @Mishimans's back*

Hey...are you okay?

OOC: I dunno man. Easily right back at ya. I haven't progressed on the FeMC ver of P3P in days because LeBlanc hahahaha.

Shiza_Salad

OOC: @-Labrys- Ill be honest, I've never beaten it, but I know how it ends, and I'm in late December, which is a boring waiting game. I'm just at a part where is rather just skip it.

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

URGHHHHHH

*Faces labrys with a dazed look*

Is it high noon yet???

-Labrys-

High noon..?

*looks concerned at confused at @Mishimans*

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

I was supposed to meet with Jesus behind the Denny's parking lot at high noon.

*Whispers in Labrys ear*

If I don;t he will smite my ass back to ancient eqypt.

-Labrys-

Uhm...

OOC: Since Boss and I are both EST...

It's 10:19...pm...@Mishimans-san...

bluehairedemo

OOC: I am of return... maybe... I stopped playing P5.

-Labrys-

OOC: you managed to pull yourself away? Hahahaha. I know I struggle.

Mishimans

@-Labrys-

*Begins to cry*

NOOOOO Jesus is going to beat me and my ramen into oblivion.

I'm a good ramen follower waht did I do to deserve this?

OOC: I am also EST

bluehairedemo

OOC: It was like getting your finger out of a finger trap.

I kinda want to say that I'm Jesus...

-Labrys-

*holds close and pats*

No worries @Mishimans-san...Or have you forgotten? Ramen Goddess?

Mishimans

*Looks at Labrys with eyes full of wonder*

Wait is there really a ramen goddess???

Can see save me from the frightening menace that is Jesus H Christ?

bluehairedemo

Oh no...

Mishimans

Does the ramen goddess also have money??

RobowaifuAigis

I'm up
Did I miss anything important?

RamenGoddess

~Descends upon @Mishimans and gently rests my hands upon his shoulders~

My deareast boy...You summoned me here yourself, correct? And you ask if I exist?

bluehairedemo

I'm not sure...

-Labrys-

...

*concern face and backs away*

Hey sis...

Inari

>Wakes up in booth
Whoa, how long did I sleep...

Mishimans

*Freezes up at the sight of Ramen Goddess*

RamenGoddess

~smiles lovingly at Mishimans~

Yes dear boy?

-Labrys-

Wait what is happening...

bluehairedemo

I am so confused...

-Labrys-

That makes two of us...

bluehairedemo

Well... you woke up at a bad moment Aigis...

Inari

I'm so confused...

Mishimans

@RamenGoddess

Im sorry for my terrible behavior...

It's just that I never imagined that ramen also had a goddess.

Are you of relation to Ramengod??

RamenGoddess

~seems to drift away from Mishimans and bows head slightly~

Hello, beautiful children of Man. I am The Goddess of Foods; Uke Mochi. Though I favor the luxurious dish that is Ramen.

-Labrys-

*slides hand under counter slowly and cautiously, eyes narrowing on @RamenGoddess*

Guys..uh...

bluehairedemo

No... could she be gluttony?

RobowaifuAigis

What even...

RamenGoddess

Be still dear -Labrys-. Do not fret. You too, young bluehairedemo. I mean no harm to you and your friends.

~bows humbly~

Mishimans

*immediately bows down to ramengoddess*

My lady I am unworthy of being in your sacred presence. Here take this as an offering.

*presents a cup of ramen to the goddess*

bluehairedemo

It's... Yuki. But how do we know you won't do anything funny?

-Labrys-

*freezes up upon hear my name*

W...what..?

*backs up slightly and furrows brow*

RamenGoddess

~smiles fondly and taps the cup of ramen on the rim, transforming it into an extravagant bowl of Tonkotsu Ramen~

A gift for you youngling.

MakotoYuki14

Holy shit I was right she is here

bluehairedemo

... Is this because of Mementos or did someone drug me without me noticing?

RamenGoddess

I am a Goddess that gives, not takes. Whilst I appreciate your loving offering, your well being and care is my first priority.

Shadow-Nightstalker

Well i am going to sleep, goodni~

*sees the @RamenGoddess*

Who's this? never mind good night

*turns to smoke and enters the t.v. and turns it off*

-Labrys-

It can't be drugs @bluehairedemo...I'm seeing it too...!!

MakotoYuki14

Drugs Arisato the strong addictive types

Inari

I just came here to drink some coffee... what even..

Mishimans

@RamenGoddess

You truly are a saint that is above all of us. How might we worship you then if you take nothing in return?

RamenGoddess

My dear Yuki...such a beautiful name.

~bows low~

I understand your weariness, as I have seen from the heavens above that this is a world in turmoil. However, you have my promise, my word, that I mean no harm to ye.

Mishimans

It's the power of ramen everyone!

See I told you all that ramen was truly magnificent.

MakotoYuki14

Damn she just bowed to me

bluehairedemo

... Ok. Um... yeah I'm still confused.

RamenGoddess

Dear Mishimans, is it not obvious? Show thine devotion by perpetuating mine love. Feed those around you, those less fortunate. Do good, and work to help the world prosper..!

-Labrys-

*slides @Inari a cuppa house blend*

I dont know either man...I'm losin track..

goroami

I CAME HERE FOR THE RAMEN GODDESS TECH ME YOUR WAYS. Please.

goroami

Teach^^

Mishimans

@RamenGoddess

I..I think I understand.

But, how about those who don't believe in you. What will you do if the heretics strike against you?

MakotoYuki14

Steriods Arisato

Inari

@-Labrys- Thanks.

OOC: just take my inactivity as me sleeping in one of the booths

bluehairedemo

Wait a minute! This place, the Nexus, what created it?!

MakotoYuki14

Edgy

RamenGoddess

Oh dear Yuki, please do forgive me for causing you much head hurt. I promise to you, I mean no harm.

~bows once more~

I am a Goddess of the people. I wish to see the world fed properly and prosperous.

RobowaifuMetis

Do you people have any hard liquor?

-Labrys-

*cleans glasses silently and resigns self to what is happening..*

-Labrys-

OOC: sure thing @Inari.

MakotoYuki14

I feel honored ramen goddess

RamenGoddess

~gracefully wraps hair into a bun secured by chopsticks~

It does not matter if they believe or not, I am a tolerant Goddess, and understand that many people come from many different walks of life. Even so, I will grace them and care for them; bless their harvests year to year.

Mishimans

@RamenGoddess

I see so your a harvest goddess.

Does this mean that you are capable of producing plentiful amounts of ramen?

MakotoYuki14

Interesting

RamenGoddess

~smiles gently and nods~

bluehairedemo

... Guess it was pointless to ask that.

goroami

@RamenGoddess C-Can you please teach me your ways oh great ramen goddess, I want to be like you when I grow up!

-Labrys-

@RobowaifuMetis yeah, here ya go.

*hands a bag of Vodka, Whisky, Tequila, and Dry Rum*

MakotoYuki14

Holy god Labrys do you want Metis to get high???????

RamenGoddess

My sweet goroami, what knowledge would you like? The ideal Tonkotsu? Yaki Soba? Miso? Or would you like to know the ways of the rice field and traditional Shio?

-Labrys-

@MakotoYuki14 she said she wanted hard liquor...I happen to have some..and more...

goroami

I-I would love to go for Miso!

MakotoYuki14

*sighs*

-Labrys-

OOC: Brb. I gotta take care of my doggo. She is sick :(

MakotoYuki14

Doggo better not get drunk

goroami

Good luck Labyrs!

imtherealklib

*walks in bruises abound*

Hey all!

*slips into a booth*

AdachiImouto

...Never a dull day in LeBlanc, I see. *shrugs*

-Labrys-

*plays with ponytail a bit*

Hey @bluehairedemo, watch the counter and make sure nothing horrible happens for a second please, okay? I need to use the restroom quickly.

*hangs up apron and goes into bathroom*

RobowaifuAigis

*pinches self*
Nope... Not dreaming.

bluehairedemo

OOC: Oh no.

bluehairedemo

You got it. *He appears behind the counter*

imtherealklib

So what's the sit-rep here Yuki?

MakotoYuki14

How is it possible for robots to use the restroom?

MakotoYuki14

We met the ramen goddess klib

RamenGoddess

(I'm sorry about your dog! Hope it feels better!)

~bows towards goroami~

You wish to master the Miso?

RobowaifuAigis

OOC: I hope your pupper gets better.

Mishimans

Apparently now Ramen has both a god and a goddess.

Mishimans

Which is inherently a good thing, but it has become difficult to tell who to follow??

Migrant

*ding dling*

*door shuts*

Why are there posters all over the area advertising a P-1 Tournament?

goroami

@RamenGoddess Yes!

imtherealklib

A...goddess....of ramen? Huh. Neat.

I'll take a house blend please!

OOC: I hate when my doggos are sick...so I hope they get well soon for both your sakes.

bluehairedemo

You got it.

RamenGoddess

~gives a deep bow to klib~

Dear child of man, I am the humble Goddess of Ford, Uke Mochi. May peace and great harvest be upon thee.

~makes an extravagant hand gesture and a steaming bowl of Yaki Soba appears before klib~

Mishimans

OOC: I pray for the poor doggo and hope he gets better.

MakotoYuki14

Doggos are life but I'm more of a cat person

AdachiImouto

I still owe Mimi an ass kicking.

Thanks to Dr. Takemis unique medicine, I can issue said kicking now.

imtherealklib

I...I...I...I...I..I.I...uh...t-thanks!

*awkwardly accepts the gift and digs in*

Thanks for the food!

Migrant

.... Unique medicine...?

bluehairedemo

Here. *He slides the cup of coffee to @imtherealklib*

@RobowaifuAigis
Hey, you feeling better?

Yu-Narukami

*Enters the cafe*
What a day, oh hey Klib, you feeling okay after the fight?

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
Yes, I feel fine now... Besides that talking female bowl of Ramen.

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
Good. You had me worried.

imtherealklib

Yeah! Nothing magic, coffee and soup from a Goddess can't fix! I'll foot the bill whenever you get your jacket fixed! Should've used a rod instead of a spear...whoops...

*takes the coffee and downs it*

Delish! Thanks Yuki!

RamenGoddess

~turns suddenly and holds hands to bosom~

Oh dear Yuki. I do beg your pardon, as it was not my intention to ignore you. You asked about this Nexus, did you not?

Yu-Narukami

It's fine, wait did you say a goddess.
*Yu has a serious look in his eyes*

imtherealklib

Y-yeah..the lady over there.

*points to the RamenGoddess*

AdachiImouto

@Migrant
Her medicine is surprisingly effective for recovering from surgery requiring injuries... I still have stitches though. I will wear said scar with pride.

@Yu-Narukami
Are you okay, Yu-kun? Last time I saw you, you looked dead.

bluehairedemo

@RamenGoddess
Yes.

Migrant

Wow, and she's the one from the clinic down the street?

*looks at the Goddess*

Are we getting exposition?

Yu-Narukami

@AdachiImouto
I'm better than okay, I'm a new me, now.

@RamenGoddess
*Yu casually get up and approaches the divine being*

RamenGoddess

This Nexus is the work of a false God. A dirty drenched in Sin and Shadows. I know not its end goals, but this is not the doing of the Natural Order. It is the work of some malicious intent. It seeks power, and to gain said power, it has funneled the known multiverse into a singular point: this world.

imtherealklib

Yu.....no killing.....this one might be nice.

Migrant

.... Huh....

I think we all kinda expected that, but it's nice to have it confirmed.

Mishimans

@RamenGoddess

I want to worship you since you are another ramen deity, but I have this nagging feeling that you are a false prophet.

bluehairedemo

A false god?

RamenGoddess

^^diety

(Forgive my errors! >.<)

~looks downtrodden and clasps hands at bosom~

That is the extent of mine knowledge...forgive me for not knowing more...I am a simple Goddess, left only to help feed the physical form, and bring charity to those unfortunate.

~turns to Yu~

Yes my dear boy? How may I help you? Do you desire a bountiful meal?

Yu-Narukami

*Yu stands motionless staring down the goddess*

Mishimans

@bluehairedemo

Well think about it ...

The goddess shows up right after the original ramen god appears and preaches entirely different ideals. It's as if she is attempting to trick all of us believers into following the depraved path.

Yu-Narukami

I have bad experiences with goddesses, is what you truly want to do to feed people or do you desire to grant humanities desires in some twisted way.

RamenGoddess

Yes Yuki. A false God. A God built of human vices; of impure desires, ignorance, and fear.

AdachiImouto

@Yu-Narukami
That's good. I hope I, erm, wasn't too harsh on your shadow..

@Migrant
The very same. Where she gets her ingredients is a mystery to me...

@RamenGoddess
Then... What does this "host" mean to do with us? What do they want to do?

Migrant

So... there's at least a fifty percent chance it's Nyarly, right?

imtherealklib

That's a given for most things nowadays it seems, Migrant.

Mishimans

@Yu-Narukami

I share your same concerns. At least Ramen god was a bit more trustworthy.

bluehairedemo

Built from the collective unconscious...

RamenGoddess

I wish only to spread good will and charity! A strong humanity is a humanity built on bonds and cooperation's. To build such bonds, must we not help our less fortunate brothers and sisters? Spread love and assist those whole are less fortune than ourselves? I wish for nothing but prosperity for the children of Man!

Persona

Is that so...begone wretched deity, humanity is done for, doomed to destroy itself.

RobowaifuAigis

Ramen Goddess seems pretty cool.

Migrant

Speak of the probable culprit.

RamenGoddess

If you do not trust me, I understand. It will sadden me greatly, but should you so wish, I shall disappear. My power will fade should you choose so, but I shall bless thine harvests to be bountiful for as long as I may. I wish for your happiness, your prosperity.

Persona

Me, why I'm just a butterfly, Heh.

imtherealklib

No, it's just that we've had trouble with gods, a lot in fact, so we're a bit on edge.

imtherealklib

Shut up Mimi, only Joker can "Heh."

*throws a daffodil on the table*

Here.

Mishimans

@RamenGoddess

I just don't trust you, because I am a devout believer of Ramengod. He warned me of possible false prophets in the future and you appear to be one.

IamThou

*Walks into the cafe*

*Ring*
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Hello everyone, how are you all today?

Persona

I'm not really in the mood for flowers. A much more enticing meal stands before me.
*The butterfly faces the goddess*

Migrant

@RamenGoddess you seem pretty chill for a Goddess, you can stick around as long as you want.

bluehairedemo

@Persona
Mimi, do I have to get the net?

IamThou

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*Collects the dirty dishes and takes them to the sink*

RamenGoddess

~bow graciously~

If that is thine belief, so be it child. As I have said, even if you choose not to believe, I mean no harm and harbor no ill will. I shall bless your harvest regardless, and wish upon your peace and joy.

Persona

@bluehairedemo
Your nets can't contain my craving for power.
*The butterfly takes on a purplish glow*

IamThou

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*Turns on the tap*

*Washes the dishes and cups*

IamThou

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*Ignores the butterfly*

bluehairedemo

@Persona
Yeah but this one has spikes. So it'll hurt.

Migrant

Mimi, are you really going to try this? With all of us here? Do you want your butterfly ass kicked?

RamenGoddess

Oh such a beautiful butterfly...your hard work is to be commended, assisting in the pollination of the crops. Such an admirable life ye lead, oh beautiful butterfly.

~outstreatches beautiful slim fingers to Persona~

AdachiImouto

@Persona
*puts Mimi in a jar and shakes said jar*
This is for getting me stabbed and hurting Labrys and my friends.

Inari

>Wakes up
Oh, hi @IamThou

Tatsuya

Hello there Nyarlathotep what brings you out tonight? *Tatsuya set's out a bowl of nectar*

Persona

*the butterfly bangs against the glass*
Why must you stop me from obtaining true power! So close to destroying this wretched reality and being free of this disgusting form!

IamThou

@Inari
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Oh, good [insert time of the day here] Inari.

Do you want a cup of coffee?

Mishimans

All of you guys are way too nice to the homicidal butterfly.

bluehairedemo

@RobowaifuAigis
*He sighs* Do you want anything Aigis?

Migrant

You know... as convenient as it would be... I don't think Nyarlathotep would be able to make this nexus if he wanted to...

AdachiImouto

@Persona
You can destroy reality without killing us. Do I have to fully domesticate you?