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The Holy Ramen Church
This is the location in which our lord and savior Ramengod will create a new ramen based paradise.
Flying Spaghetti Monster is better
"One more god rejected!
I'm heaven above outside you
One more god rejected!
I have your back to the wall
One more god rejected!
Survived the fall from grace
Thou won't oppose the wrath of god!"
True that Flying Spaghetti Monster is the best
@-TheAkiraKurusu- Begone
Give into the Pineapple.

@crownotgoroakechi PASTA FARI!
Heretics leave for this is a holy location in which our salvation will occur.
You may only stay if your willing to join in the Ramengod worship.
Ramen is unholy!

You must worship Flying Spaghetti Monster instead!
I'll burn this place to the ground, so help me God of Chopsticks.
You mean Turing the world into ramen? Not letting that happen.
FAJITAS ARE THE TRUE GOD
Think you can stop me!
Fight me!!
So they are Aigis now help us take this down!
YOU SHALL BE JUDGED NOW RAMEN GOD! BEGONE!
Get out here before i crush you all
@Ramengod

My lord I am ready to support your if necessary.
Yeah I'm sure we can stop you! I believe in my power and I believe in my friends to dammit! Just who the hell do you think we are?
@Mishimans Bring the army
Shit looks serious...
I support this church, Jesus Christ and i approve of this church.
An army huh? I'll finally get to use all those instant kill spells!
@Ramengod

Understood my lord.

*Pulls out a war horn and blows on it*

*Suddenly a group of shadows appear*
@pure_girl

Thank you for you support it serves to show that our side is the truly righteous one.
Bring it!
*Pulls out a metallic rectangle. Then pushes a button, activating a light saber*
*Tatsu shoots himself with an Evoker and calls out Lucifer and Satan* It's time Armageddon!*a massive blast of light wipes away the shadows*
@Tatsuya Dont be so sure
@Mishimans Ramen was always righteous.
*Points at the remaining shadows*

Merlin, Media!
Yo yo what up just joined the Ramen God have some Caprisun peeps
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Hmm still standing? I'm impressed by that. Now come on Apollo Nova Cyther!
@pure_girl

Damn right it is!

Will you fight alongside me to defend our Lord?
How in the hell did they live? Never mind Lucifer Omega Cluster! *Darkness​ appears around the shadows and attempts to instant kill them*
@Mishimans sure, i could go for some action. To defend thy church from thee hillbilly's and shadiws!
Good job team!
I have your back, @Tatsuya!!
Ven a mi: Sirius Black!
*A mask, half black half white comes out and disappears, summoning my persona, Sirius Black*
Maragidyne!!!
Wonderful it's getting party members! God where's Yu when I need him?
I'll join you Tasuya, I can't see such unholy food being a god.
*Summons Zaou-Gongen and casts Ziodyne*
@Tatsuya

While I still breathe you will never kill off the Lord's servants.

*Points once again to the shadows*

Merlin, Mediarma!
Alright Appolo combine your flames! *The two spells merge into an even larger fire*
i shall join @tatsuya. eradicate ramen at all costs!
(Shoot, I was of: Maziodyne, not Maragidyne. LOL)
@pure_girl

Welcome to our blessed cause.

To have someone as pure as you on our side is truly a gift.
So Mishimans has to go first it seems. ZAOU-GONGEN! Marakunda!
Ahh I see. Luicfer Astroid Bomb on Mishimans!*a massive rock crashes down into him dealing huge Almighty damage* Thanks for the tip pal! *Tatsuya grins*
Join team Ramen we have ramen, drink machines, and
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*defends mishimans*
Do not kill @Mishimans! He is being controlled by @Ramengod, but he is still human.
Just knock him of and attack @Ramengod.
My team has coffee awesome curry and we give out superpowers!
Don't worry. Always take out the healer first.
I'll give you cover.
Hmm someone needs to distract the god so we can attack Mishimans.
Hey, how come you people disrespect ramen? Seriously, what is wrong with you?
@Ramengod

*Looks to the lord in awe*

Why would bother protecting such a lowly servants such as myself?

Because he needs heals duh.
Hmm do we need an item.
I only have some snuff soul.
*Attacking the shadows with his light saber, using with caution his persona*
I´m covering you, don't worry!
@Mishimans because you are one of my best warriors
I can distract him
would you like us to debilitate you
And oh yeah.. Apollo come out! *Apollo flys over to Ramen god and begins grappling with it*
Nice Job,Tatsuya.=D
@Ramengod

*grows even more determined*

I will protect you until the very end in order to earn your compliment.
Man....I've joined too many cults and they all failed. I'm just gonna abandon this one like the others. You guys can still have Caprisun though
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Not so fast summons ramen brutes
@Mishimans how about we two dance first. *Stands to cover Tatsuya*
Christ does anything work... Hmm I've got a stupid idea what if our Personas eat them?
Merlin use dia on the lord.
With out persona all of you are weak
... wut?
*Tatsuya rushes the brutes with his sword as Appolo grapples ramen god*
*Gun* No you don't. *Blocks Merlin*
@Tatsuya the Idea is not bad.
Zaou-Gongen feels hungry.
(Light saber intensifies)
Hillock was infuriated!
@Aki-Joker

Fine if you wish to fight with me then it is a fight you are getting.

*Pulls out two small knives and charges toward Aki*
*Hillock stops and runs to block @Mishimans*
Oh, no you don't!
(Crashing intensifies okno)
@Hillock Thanks for the back up.
How about some Pulinpa! *casts*
Just you and me, @Mishimans!
@Hillock

How dare you heretic!

*Starts slicing at Hillock with the knives*
*Block**Block**Dodge**Block*
@Aki-Joker Hold up!
*Blocks with Zaou-Gongen*
Mishimans, don't you realize how wrong you are. Come to your senses.
*Tatsuya finishes off the ramen brutes then rushes over to Mishimans and takes a swing, Apollo begins heating up his body to try and burn through the god*
*Tries to cut down Aki's block*

@Aki-Joker

You guys are the ones who are wrong! Today Ramengod finally cured me of the emptiness inside and yet you want to kill him!? He actually helped me and I tried to share the feeling among all of you yet you continue to be blind.
If you think about it Ramen is a type of pasta, so Ramengod is kind of like the flying spaghetti monster
*A gash suddenly appears at my side*

ARGHHHHHH!

*Whimpers a bit*

Dammit Merlin use dia on me.
Dude I've been willing to ignore till
now but. Your a shadow of course you feel empty. The only way to overcome that is... Well ask Teddie he might know.
@Mishimans but acting like this is the best way to do that?! Maybe you own him something, but this is wrong!
*Tatsuya attempts to stab Mishimans before he can summon*
@Mishimans but as it really the ramen god and not yourself who realized that. Please stop this nonsense.
*The summon is stopped and I am forced to cover the wound with my arm*

I just don't want to feel empty anymore!!! I am tired of shitposting and fighting shadows only to end up feeling dead inside afterwards. Sure ramengod may have given me the answer when I should have found a solution myself. But, who the fuck cares as long as I feel whole at the end of the day.
Hold up!
OCC: The internal error came, does that mean we won?
Lets retreat for now
OOC:Gotta go study so lets continue this later
@Ramengod you are not taking @Mishimans with you!
(Shoot, I have to study too)
@mishimans But you are not empty.
That you fight at all is the sign that you have a will.
I'll tell you who cares. All the people this damn thing is going to turn to Ramen all so you can feel a little better!

Guess what we've all felt lost and empty at some point but this isn't how to deal with it. You need to find your own path in life rather than follow some so called god.

When gods meddle in the world of man it only brings ruin.. Even it the only one it harms is it's followers.
*Notices that the wound is bleeding profusely*

@Ramengod

Understood my lord it will be wise to retreat and regroup for a later battle.
I'm just passing by... oh... Ramen!
Is this a church?
OCC: Let's call it quits for today.
Maybe tommorow same time.
I have a exam tommorow morning.XD
@Mishimans Lets go
OOC:It was good guys :D
This is it! our trump card!
@Fat_Makoto, there is a ramen god... you can eat it!
OOC: I writte too slow
OOC: Alright fair enough man. I'm gonna go see a movie later today so I may or may not be on when you come back.
Tatsuya, we should prepare for the battle tomorrow and gain more support as well.
OCC: Bye Guys. It was lot's of fun.=D
*Eyes clear for a sec*

@Tatsuya

I Understand...

*Eyes cloud once again*

But, I can't accept that logic when it is obvious that my god is attempting to save everyone.



@Ramengod

At your command my lord.

*Leaves with Ramengod*
OOC: Bye. idk if I will be able to get here tomorrow...
OOC: this was a lot of fun and thank god we are continuing this later. My poor dog needs a walk.
@MISHIMAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!
OOC:Funny enough mine does to.
@Tatsuya

OOC: I feel bad for our poor dogs having to wait while we fight.
OOC: lol
OCC: I have only fishes, I can't walk them.XD
OOC: alright bye guys
Hello my followers
OOC: Welcome back...
IC: Oh gosh he's back.
Sup dud- OH HELL NAH!!
OOC: i see i became popular
OOC: Apparently.
OOC: When is this appearing on the wiki?
OOC: i didnt expect to be popular
OOC: When it's resolved apparently.
*Grimaces*

@Ramengod

I want my cash back after all the shit you made me pull yesterday! I don't appreciate being forced to worship such a marvelous creation.
OOC: Apparently you are now thought to be the boss of Gluttony. Is that who you are IC or just going to stay as Ramengod?
OOC: oh...
@Mishimans No cash sorry
... S-So this is where the 10% shares are going to?
@Ramengod

What, but it's your fault that I spent all of my funds on glorious ramen yesterday.

At least give me some ramen as payback!
(Whispers to @Mishimans) Sorry about yesterday... I wanted to get you to calm down about ramen... you were acting a little overkill crazy about it...
@Mishimans
you go, stand up for your beliefs, even if you have to go against a god
Nope, this happened yesterday @Astarte.
Your funds are safe with @Mishimans now. He is a new man.
@Mishimans here *gives ramen*
I'm happy to support *throws a coin in the basket*
(Whispers to @Astarte) Nope. This started yesterday. He's calmed down from overkill devote of Ramengod... at least that's what I've heard...
T-That's a relief... I believe in you, @Mishimans !
Is this what imtherealklib was talking about when he mentioned fighting gods?
@Akamoto_Shinji Yes.
Probably.
But there was something some weeks before.
I wasn't there, because I was studying, but there was a god involved.
*Happily takes the Ramen*

@Ramengod

Thanks for paying me back this ramen you just gave me looks really good.

*Begins to wolf down the ramen*
OOC: why am i so popular?
OOC: Because some people think you are the gluttony god, @Ramengod
OOC: It was a funny event that went along with Mishimans thing, which is also part of a larger lore event, if you want to go deeper into the rabbit hole I would suggest looking at the Cheshire Code on the wiki, if not we even have a lore-based back door option
OOC: Because you showed up at the perfect time and place. The plot of the website is very complex. You happened to show up at a perfect time. Just curious though... do you have any alts on this site? No need to name them.
@Ramengod

Wow that ramen you gave me was really good...

Can you possibly give me some more m-my Lord.
OOC: Be happy about that, more supporters equal more power.
BTW I am back as well.=D
Erm... Could... I try some Ramen?
@Mishimans here
OOC: your popular, because you managed to create an entire event yesterday. It was fun and enjoyable for everyone involved.
*Is now mentally praying for @Mishimans to NOT fall back into @Ramengod's clutches. Either way, is prepping a flamethrower*
@Firematthew yes i have alts
OOC: It was enjoyable for everyone. Wonder if this will hit the 1k mark though.
OOC: I cant really participate because I have evaluation examn next week, so I will be going... for a while
OOC: good to hear it
Hmm.. I'm not gonna even touch that ramen, it just screams "Possession"
OOC: K cool. That makes sense. I'm assuming that you know a bit more about the lore of the site than just where you are now. As people did begin assuming you were the boss of gluttony that we needed to fight. Either you are and we need to fight you... or you are a fakeout boss fight. We will end up finding out.
OOC: i've been here very long so i know about the lore
@Ramengod

*Looks at you with admiration*

You truly are a benevolent deity ...

*Consumes the ramen just as quickly as before*
OOC: We'll see if Ramengods becomes gluttony but even so, this fight was fun.=D
@Mishimans but thou mustn´t
So this is the ramen church...
*Feels pain shoot up from the glowing tattoo*

@Hillock

Your right I mustn't ...

*Looks to Ramengod and suddenly feels tranquil*

Ugh, but the ramen he provides is just so pure and good.
Fight it Mishimans! You're stronger than the ramen!
@Mishimans That's just a trick.
Ramen is a way of him to possess someone it seems.

@hillock seems only Tatsuya is missing, but even without him, we will do this today.
It seems i have to bring the army again
@Ramengod but thou mustn´t
Wait what army?
*Turns to everyone with confusion*

Why would I want to fight against something as holy as ramen?

Also this apparent God of Ramen appears to be a truly good entity.
Yesterday army
@Firematthew the shadow army
@Mishimans but thou mustn´t
So a war's gonna start here huh? Since it's my first one in this world I'll take a back line position.

*Prepares Rifle*
*Ignores the pain coming from the tattoo*

@Ramengod

If I join your army will you continue to provide me with the holy ramen that your create?
well I missed the first disaster here, I hope I'm not late to the second
@Mishimans Yes
but thou mustn´t
(OOC: I wasn't here for the army)
Oh dear god its just food.
@Akamoto_Shinji You are very welcome to join the team against the ramen god.
@Ramengod AND @Mishimans but you shouldn't and you will regret it... both of you.
@Kotone Shiomi see?! someone actually sees this!
@Kotone Shiomi

It's not just food it's the glorious ambrosia known as Ramen!
Gotcha, I'll stand back and try to keep the mooks of our guys.
@Ramengod

Thank you so much my lord!

Then I will provide you with all the support that you will ever need.
Or should I keep Mishimans busy so he can't provide support?
@Kotone Shiomi it's not just food, Mishimans is in danger here.
@Firematthew

While I appreciate the cash you provided me with. I would prefer getting an unlimited supply of ramen from a deity.
@Akamoto_Shinji
well last time there were large ramen monsters, so I would suggest you deal with those and I can beat some sense into Mishimans
but thou mustn´t
@Mishimans
Gotcha. *Loads a round into rifle*
@Aki-Joker First we should weaken these guys. Zaou-gongen MARAKUNDA!
@Hillock

But, I must for the sake of my sanity.
*Sighs* You do realise if you did get the cash and followed through with my idea you would have gotten ramen through your own work which feels more satisfying right? (OOC: Both IC and OOC I am aware that Ramen is just food. IC me is just playing along with @Mishimans in an attempt to calm him down from helping @Ramengod)
@Mishimans
yesterday you were throwing up after eating so much ramen, I don't think its helping your sanity here
@Mishimans summon the army
Gah, ok.
I will cover you, @Firematthew.
Just be carefull
*Takes out his light saber, prepares his persona and waits until the army appears to cover his allies*
Huh? Oh, yeah, we talked about this.

Hey, @Mishimans your friends don't want you to serve random food gods, remember? If you do, we'll have to fight you.
*Aims rifle and prepares first shot*
@Mishimans nah dude food is food.
You eat it, its food.
@Bgammax

The vomiting just showed that I needed to strengthen my resolve yesterday. Today I am much more dedicated towards ramen.

@Ramengod

Understood my lord.

*Pulls out the same war horn from yesterday and blows on it*

*An entire army of shadwos appear*
(Yelling whisper to @Kotone Shiomi) can you not for right now? I'm trying to calm him down from helping Ramengod... there is no way in hell that I'm going to succeed in getting him away from ramen at all...
Oh god dang it. Here we go...
*Immediately Fires on the Largest shadow*
@Migrant

Ramengod is not just some random food god he is the true food good.

Also I agree that I have no wish to fight you guys, but by attacking my ramen provider you leave me no choice.
Well, looks like it's Gluttony time...

*cue mask appearing*
Is it.
R a m e m e n t o s
@Firematthew HUH WHAT?
GET HIM AWAY FROM RAMEN?

Pfft thats silly.
Dont decide what people can and cant eat.
alright, lets get started *pull out a wooden staff* if you guys can clear out a few shadows I could get to Mishimans pretty easily
I don't care how much shadows we fight, we'll eredicate them all.
*Maziodyne*
@Kotone Shiomi

Ramen is not just food it is the all powerful source of purity and innocence in this world.

You really are naive aren't you?
*Uses flamethrower to attack multiple shadows, though aiming more at the ones that are weak to fire*
Leave this place if you all want to survive!
@Aki-Joker
be careful with large spells like that, we don't want to hit Mishimans too, plus I'm going to have to get behind them soon....
i came to discuss food and have a good time and am really feeling so attacked right now
*Points at all the shadows that ahve already been struck at*

Merlin, Media!
*Prepares another bullet*

*Mazio*
HOLD IT!
(OBJECTION INTESIFIES)
@Mishimans, if you want ramen so bad, why don't you eat @Ramengod?
He is made of ramen, maybe if you eat him your hunger disappears. Just a guess
@Kotone Shiomi That is not what I said. You said that Ramen was just food. To him it's all glorious. I was referring to the fact that there is no way to get him off of that fact.
@Mishimans "not just food" So you agree it still fits the category of food right?
... Hillock does raise a very valid point.
@Bgammax I know, but my trump card is more on god hand.
I'll have some snuff soul so I'll be fine.
Also brought some takamedic.
Trying never hurts
You people are disgraces to chefs everywhere.
alright, here I go
*runs towards the nearest shadow, jumps over it using the rod to push off the ground and fly past the group*
alright MIshimans, this is going to hurt me more than it'll hurt you
.... Actually, Hillock has a good point.

Now then; Raffles, Mapsio!
@Hillock

*Looks thoughtfully toward Ramengod*

Hmm valid point ...

But what if I am still hungry after I consume him. Then I would basically just fuck myself myself over.

Nah can't risk it.
Falling back, ran out of gas for this thing... and I do not have a persona.
*summons gordon ramsay*
@Mishimans after you eat Ramengod then you use the money that I loaned you to make the resturant. You still haven't given it back to me so you still could use it...
*Attempts to dodge Bgammax's oncoming strike*
Gordon ATTACK
@Mishimans even without ramen god there will still be ramen,
So technicly you wouldn't be fucked.

@firematthew, I will shield you till your out.
Then, why not dominate @Ramengod, so he provides you infinite ramen without having to follow his orders?
Thou must control your iner self, to attain your dreams and rule over thou own destiny...
if you're just going to get possessed this easily why go through the trouble of getting that tattoo?
*swings at Mishimans legs*
just cus you eat a god doesnt mean the thing they are god of vanishes
*Fires on Gordon Ramsay, and summons Caliburn*

Lets try this

*Warps to closest shadow, Delivers 3 quick swings and warps back to safety*
@Firematthew

We both know that the minute I use your money it will not be towards a restaurant, but instead towards convenience store ramen. Then I will be suffering the same starvation that I was feeling before Ramengod.
So you have no self control? Come on, that's a pretty low opinion of yourself!

Thou art I...

Raffles, Psiodyne that Angry Chef!
@Aki-Joker

You forget that I am still broke as fuck.


@Hillock

I'm a shadow and a healer bitch meaning that I am incapable of doing such a things. Also why would I ever wnat to control such as bountiful deity as Ramengod??

*Falls to the ground at Bgamax's sweep*
Then hire someone to make sure that the money you use goes to a good place.
@Mishimans (To your response to Aki-Joker) YOU forgot you are currently carrying 1 million yen from me.
Shit, this isn't working.
Welp, I tried.
You definitely did @Hillock. Any better ideas?
*sigh begins striking Mishimans while he's down*
get a hold of yourself man, if nothing else I'd feel kinda bad if you neither recover nor fight back
... maybe
... I...What's going on?!
But it might hurt
@Astarte
Mishima is being possessed by a Ramen god, summoned an army of shadows, and we're trying to knock some sense into him
*Reloads an explosive round and fires at Gordons head*

@Astarte! Get back, this is a war zone!
Wait, civilians?!?! What are you doing here?!?!
*At Bgammax's mention of the tattoo I am suddenly reminded of the pain it is emitting*

*The pain brutally hits me and I am left writhing in agony on the floor*

ARRRRRGHHH!!
@Mishimans here some ramen for recover
D-Do you need any help?! * She readies her axe and rocket launcher, eyes narrowing. A small smile curls on her lips. *
@Astarte we are in a fight.

@hillock you did great He is jsut to stubborn.
*Shoots bowl out of ramengods hand*
(To @Hillock) I may be a civilian but I'm trying to help... I ran out of ammunition and I have no persona so I'm pretty much just trying to get @Mishimans to calm down, yet the tattoo that he has really should help him resist @Ramengod...
@Mishimans HOLD IT!
About the shadow thing, Teddy WAS a shadow, and he has a persona!
What about it?!
*knocks away Ramengod's ramen*
not so fast, I don't need you around making this worse
Ramen rain!!!!
@Firematthew I mean @Astarte
(OOC: How is that relevant to this situation?)
Mao
*pours salt on the tattoo*
@Hillock you mean an actual persona user who would be more help than I am right now?
*Consumes the ramen and feels slightly better*

@Ramengod

Thank you my lord I have no idea what just came over me.
@Astarte Go on ahead, the more allies the better, just don't go getting yourself hurt.
OOC: IDK, I cant write so fast, I am not English
@Firematthew OOC: Mishimans is a shadow too, thus he can likely summon a persona
*looks at the axe and explosives*

Help away...
OOC: please Halp
@Astarte sure.

@ramengod no you don't.
*shoots at the ramen bowl*
OOC: Is Gordon still a problem or did we take care of him?
I... I am no mere civillian ! I... I... I'm an... ally of justice! Y-Yes! * She tries to look determined. *
@Mishimans I have no idea what came over you as well. I mean it couldn't have to deal with the TATTOO THAT SHOULD MAKE YOU RESISTANT TO @Ramengod'S CONTROL RIGHT?
@Firematthew
look at me, I don't need any magic powers to stand up to people, don't use it as some sort of excuse to avoid getting your hands dirty
But anyway, about the idea...
*Run towards @Mishimans*
OOC: Gordon is still fighting
OOC: damn my internet is slow to answer.XD
@Bgammax I did. I ran out of ammo and I have no other weapons. I'm trying to assist by talking @Mishimans back to the realm of sanity.
Mao
With the salt you can make shio ramen
Alright, then! Let's go ! * She uses her rocket launcher, shooting wildly at the God. *
well I can't fight a god, but
*faces down Gordon Ramsey*
I can at least keep you out of this
*knocks out firematthew*
@Firematthew sorry dude, but that might have to wait.
*Jumps*
*Fires another explosive round, this time at Gordons torso*

Gees this guy can really take a beating.
OOC: damn you people type really fast.

*The tattoo continues to react, but the it is once agian ignored*

Merlin use dia on me!

@Firematthew
What tattoo are you talking about?
*Is knocked out*
*In mid air, grabs his stun gun and aims to @Mishimans*
Sorry dude
(Hope this works)
* She flinches, gritting her teeth lightly. * M-Milady ! Psidyne!
*Shoots*
*and...*

To be continue- okno
*uses band aid on firemathew*
Just get out of here your a civilian.
*Notices the beating that Gordon Ramsey is taking*

*Points to him*

Merlin, Dia!

*Body suddenly spasms and I am suddenly on the floor again*
*blooming villain starts* Lets win this battle
@Aki-Joker *STILL unconscious*
*grins at Astarte's declaration*

Alright then, let's go for a double dose!

Raffles, Psiodyne!
* Haru nods at Migrant, repeating the attack. *
Gotta conserve ammo, I'm running low...

*Puts away Rifle and summons Caliburn, warping near @Astarte*
Shit, I missed?