Trying To Summon The Legendary Moon Man

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RobowaifuMetis

I need ways to make my dream a reality.

MakotoYuki14

Can I help?

Thelengendarymoonman

Someone call?

MakotoYuki14

She did

RobowaifuMetis

Yes you can, and you are not the Moon Man I was trying to summon.

Thelengendarymoonman

Congratulations, what do you want your prize to be?

MakotoYuki14

What do you need me to do?

Thelengendarymoonman

What other legendary moon men are there?

RobowaifuMetis

Perhaps another attempt to find the actual Moon Man?

RobowaifuMetis

THE Moon Man. The one no one dares to speak of. His intents are quite malicious. I desire his assistance.

RobowaifuMetis

His appearance is quite offputting. He wears shades and he has the form of a cresent moon.

Moon_Man

Perhaps you're looking for me?

MakotoYuki14

Boi

Astarte

He... resembles Sandman, actually...

MakotoYuki14

He does resemble him

RobowaifuMetis

MOON MAN I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU

Moon_Man

Kept you waiting, huh?

RobowaifuMetis

I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE, OH HUMBLE GOD OF VULGARITY AND MISFORTUNE!

MakotoYuki14

http://68.media.tumblr.com/b6ddb20b7910e05c4862559459f8743c/tumblr_mzmjrsOJgk1sl3509o1_500.jpg

Moon_Man is too badass

Moon_Man

I shall hear you out, so tell me robotic child, what is it that you need?

Master

*thinks* Looks like banana to me

MakotoYuki14

A silver badass banana

Mao

*thinking*
this is very much of the good

RobowaifuMetis

I wish to bring havoc upon the human race, but I need you to assist me with your special ways. That's I decided to summon you since you're so great.

RobowaifuMetis

That's why* Pardon me

Kotone Shiomi

Why must we.

Moon_Man

But there are many ways to create havoc, my child, and I only act when something catches my attention, so, what do you pretend to do specifically, and how? If I like it, I shall assist you with my awesome powers of the night, and if I do not, I shall leave forever.

MakotoYuki14

Metis can you spare me and my girlfriend?

RobowaifuMetis

I wish to enslave the human race and eliminate anyone who gets in my way. I seek to recruit people and even Deities if I must to assist me on my glorious plan. I ask for your assistance on achieving world domination, Moon Man. Together we shall bring an end to the world and the human population.

RobowaifuMetis

Also, I shall not spare you nor your girlfriend. My apologies.

Moon_Man

Together, you say? Your arrogance exceeded my expectations, the world is already mine, my child, and this is an attempt of rebellion...you, my arrogant child, shall fail, sooner or later, be it by my hand...or the hand of a third party.

Mao

I'm a half onion, half frog thing, do you want to enslave those too?

RobowaifuMetis

Moon Man, you must understand. Two heads are better than one. If you wish to go against me, then I shall not hesitate to eliminate you.

Moon_Man

Arrogance is terrible sin, my child. To go against me is to go against the will of this world. You're free to try and take it away from me, but do not think that you shall be victorious.

REAL_MOTHMAN

@Moon_Man

THE HYPOCRISY IN WHICH YOU SEEM TO ASSUME YOU ARE NOT ACTING IN ARROGANCE IS AMUSING

THE TRUE GOD OF ALL EXISTENCE WHETHER THIS REALITY OR ANOTHER IS BEFORE YOU

BASK IN MY GLORY AND JOIN MY REIGN

THE PATH OF THE FUKBOI SHALL ENLIGHTEN YOU AND SHOW YOU THE TRUE PATH TO DEITY

MakotoYuki14

What if we join you? Then will you spare us?

RobowaifuMetis

I am not afraid to get blood on my hands, Moon Man. I shall remain victorious by eliminating you from existence.

Tatsuya

Ok why are there do many so called god's around? Can someone get a god Slayer please?

REAL_MOTHMAN

@Tatsuya

CORRECT YOUR GRAMMAR WHEN ADDRESSING YOUR LORD

Kazuya

@Tatsuya
Well...I've killed some...i guess

RobowaifuMetis

I shall become a God myself. I will destroy any other posers that dare to go against me.

PinkGuy

do it boss

summon moon man to succ our assholes pls

RobowaifuMetis

The mentally challenged pink man works with me.

PinkGuy

nyes

will work for metal pusi

RobowaifuUnit024

Oh, it it time for us to purge the filthy humans sister?

RobowaifuMetis

Is Moon Man cowering in fear?

RobowaifuUnit024

Most likely, it is only natural for lesser beings to fear their superiors.

REAL_MOTHMAN

MOTHMAN IS AMUSED BY THE WISHES OF THE MASSES TO GET THEIR ORIFICES SUCCED

MakotoYuki14

So Metis it's a deal right?

RobowaifuUnit024

Sister, I hope you do not plan to make a deal with this filthy human scum.

Yu-Narukami

Uh, hiring God's isn't going to help, killing them is pretty much me and Tatsuya's occupation.

Tatsuya

Hmm you have haven't you Kaz? Well then I guess sometime we should kill some more!

PinkGuy

why kill gods when you can get pusi

MakotoYuki14

Robowaifu I can kill everyone in one move

RobowaifuMetis

There is no deal, peasant. I shall dismember anyone who get in my way.

RobowaifuUnit024

Gone are the days where I attempt to to cooperate with humans. Me and sister will rise to become the machine gods that will rule this universe.

MakotoYuki14

But I can't imagine to live without her

Yu-Narukami

@PinkGuy
Because Satan told me god slayers get a harem in hell, whatever that means.

Tatsuya

Pfft with what Armageddon? Please Yuki I can do that to and it doesn't always work in one hit.

PinkGuy

@MakotoYuki14
Ha. Yeah. And I actually got that pizza.

MakotoYuki14

Then I will exterminate you all!

PinkGuy

@Yu-Narukami
harems all day everyday man

that's already my life

all i need is a pizza pls

PinkGuy

@MakotoYuki14
succ my asshole pls

Persona

@RobowaifuUnit024
Oh good! You guys are finally killing all the wretched mortals, I was wondering when you would get around to that.

Moon_Man

I do not feel fear, my child, but my power is infinite, anyone that tried to defy me fell to their knees in front of my glorious shades, and accepted their destiny. I bring light in the darkness, but still a man at the end of it all. I am Moon Man, and my existence is superioir to any other.
Also I'm way too OP so you'll never win.

Jenise

AND SO WE SAY GOOD-BYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE MOON MEN!! GOOD-BYYYYYYEEEEEEE MOON MEEN!!1

RobowaifuUnit024

Sister, when can we commence the purge? I long for human suffering.

RobowaifuMetis

Is that a joke? I will gauge your eyes out and drain out all your blood if you dare lay such a disgusting finger on me.

MakotoYuki14

I thought you needed pusi bous

RobowaifuUnit024

@Persona Yes I have finally seen the light. Why try to reason with the monsters that made my sisters fight to the death. They all deserve to suffer like we did.

PinkGuy

@MakotoYuki14
pusi and 13 y/o penis boss

REAL_MOTHMAN

MY OBSERVATION OF SUCH ARROGANT GRANDSTANDING AMUSES ONESELF TO NO END

I SHALL RECUSE MYSELF FROM THIS HORSEPLAY AND MERELY SPECTATE

THE END IS SURELY TO ARRIVE WITH HASTE

Yu-Narukami

@RobowaifuUnit024
And what about Labrys, have you tried asking her how she feels about this.

Tatsuya

@RobowaifuUnit024 So you'll prove you're no better than them then? Good to know that I can kill without any remorse if it comes to it.

RobowaifuMetis

DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!!

PinkGuy

im on your side boss

just feed my children qnd give me metal pusi pls

RobowaifuUnit024

@Yu-Narukami Her feelings have nothing to do with this. She was able to move on with her life while I was left broken and discarded.

Besides, as long as she does not stand in my way I have no interest in destroying her.

@Tatsuya Your pointless human drivel uninterests me.

Akamoto_Shinji

See, this is what happens when you mistreat sentient robots. When will scientists ever learn.

Tatsuya

Heh heh human huh drivel huh? Funny I feel the same way about the drivel of a toaster with an ego.

PinkGuy

@Tatsuya
vroom vroom over my asian penis boss

Yu-Narukami

It's time to see the truth, your no different from a human, you were designed to be one.

RobowaifuUnit024

@Tatsuya I shall not sink to the level of your petty human insults. Go preach to one of your fleshbag friends.

Tatsuya

Kay well I gotta head out for now. But if you feel like trying to exterminate me I'll be around.

RobowaifuUnit024

@Yu-Narukami I shall never accept that. The thought of being associated with you monsters makes me sick.

Goblin

We need help destroying a dark goddess, Moonman please

Akamoto_Shinji

As much as I love artificial beings, i'm on the humans side for this one. This is just plain bigotry.

Yu-Narukami

@RobowaifuUnit024
So you'll keep running from the truth?
You have a heart that beats just like anyone else's.

MakotoYuki14

Everyone it's no use! They're pure evil!

RobowaifuMetis

The only truth here is that you worthless fools are going to be exterminated along with everyone else.

RobowaifuUnit024

My sister is correct.Discussing what could or could not be is pointless. All that matters now is your extermination.

Jenise

GOOD-BYEEEEEEEEEE MOON MEEEENNN!!

RobowaifuMetis

Prepare for the fall everyone, for it is right around the corner.

Persona

Huh, you know I'm not going to feel good if I have to kill Labrys' and Aigis' sisters.

Persona

OOC: Dammit wrong account.

Nozomu

They're robots, right? So... metal?

...I wish I had a lighter on me.

RobowaifuUnit024

Why not join us @Persona? Surely you more than anyone know the monstrous nature of these humans.

Mao

You fucked up

Persona

Well, I kind of am partially made up of the monstrous nature of humans but I still want to kill them all.

Akamoto_Shinji

Dude, he IS the monstrous nature of mankind.

Persona

Then, there's the fact that I want to take the darkness in your heart and manifest your shadow...

MakotoYuki14

I WILL PREVENT THE FALL NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RobowaifuUnit024

Then that is all the more reason why you he should join us.

RobowaifuMetis

The only people who shall live are my precious Hibiki, my sisters, and those who support me.

Persona

I'm rather split, to be honest, too many options for destroying mankind.

PinkGuy

prevent the fall of this micropenis boss

RobowaifuMetis

The fall shall come, and no one will be able to prevent it.

Mishimans

@Persona

Why are you so interested in my inner darkness? It's like every time I fight something you end up screaming at me to go beserk.

Akamoto_Shinji

But if the monstrous nature of mankind is what you hate isn't it more logical to go after the source?

MakotoYuki14

I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

RobowaifuUnit024

Indeed. Feel free to try and stop us. You will fail.

Nozomu

*picks up a lighter*

Aha! There should be a stick around here, somewhere..

Persona

@Mishimans
Because you're easy to manipulate.

Akamoto_Shinji

Seems like the robots are more human than some humans.

PinkGuy

join with this micropenis boss

Yu-Narukami

@RobowaifuUnit024
I've seen the error of my ways and decided to help you get a persona to destroy mankind with. You just have to stare at this TV for a while.
*Points to a flatscreen TV*

RobowaifuMetis

Hmm? What is your intent?

RobowaifuUnit024

What about this TV? If you think you can trick me human then you are wrong.

Yu-Narukami

@RobowaifuMetis
Nothing I just realized how futile resistance is and only wish to bring about the end sooner.

Yu-Narukami

I don't want to fight you so all I can do is submit.

RobowaifuMetis

You think you can fool me, foolish child?

RobowaifuUnit024

Should we destroy the TV sister?

Yu-Narukami

I suppose if you sister is fine with not having a persona, but it's kind of embarrassing for an anti-shadow weapon to not have something that's made to fight shadows isn't it?

Akamoto_Shinji

Oh come on. What did the poor TV do to you?

Mishimans

@Persona

Ouch how am I more easy to manipulate then some of the other crazies in this forum ?

RobowaifuUnit024

Hmmm...he may have a point sister. Even if this is a trap, a persona would be valuable in our goal of human extermination.

RobowaifuMetis

But you are not capable of granting my sister the ability of obtaining a Persona. You are just but a mere mortal who dares to stand in our way. If anything, I feel as if I should just eliminate you on the spot for getting in our way.

Yu-Narukami

Do you know anyone else who has knowledge on obtaining personas without the use of an evoker?

Akamoto_Shinji

Hey guys, would an EMP work on you? Just for curiosity sake.

RobowaifuMetis

Absolutely not.

RobowaifuUnit024

Absolutely not.

RobowaifuMetis

Perhaps Philemon or The Nose himself?

RobowaifuUnit024

Would they be willing to grant power to those who would destroy humanity?

-Labrys-

An EMP would actually work. Just saying. Even canonically.

Yu-Narukami

Pretty sure they both are unkillable and unreachable by ordinary means, not to mention that they sort of don't want humanity to be destroyed.

Akamoto_Shinji

Could I get a copy of your blueprints then? My mother is interested in creating an EMP immune robot.

Yu-Narukami

If you ever want a Persona, I'm the only one who could help you get one.

-Labrys-

Here.

*hands data drive to @Akamoto_Shinji*

I've scanned Aigis, who has the same structure as Metis, and Unit #024 is the same make as me, with only the Plume of Dusk being different. So all the data is there.

Akamoto_Shinji

Yeah, I feel from what I've heard that the nose guy and the good butterfly guy are humanities biggest supporters.

Kazuya

What the hell's going on here? Why do the androids want to kill us...?

RobowaifuMetis

How can I ensure myself that you are trusting though, @Yu-Narukami?

Akamoto_Shinji

Cool I'll send them to her asap, thanks.

Akamoto_Shinji

@Kazuya cuz evil scientists, I think.

Yu-Narukami

You can't but the difference is I'm offering whereas Philemon and Igor wouldn't even consider making an offer.

Kazuya

So...I guess there are even more alignments now

RobowaifuUnit024

@Yu-Narukami I am already aware that you are on the side of Labrys and humanity. Do you think so little of us that you believe we would fall for such a trick?

Yu-Narukami

Trick or not are you really going to let your one chance get away.

RobowaifuMetis

If you dare to do anything stupid to my sister, then I shall end you.

MakotoYuki14

Take on step it'll be you're last

RobowaifuUnit024

Maybe it would be worth the risk then sister, I know you would protect me if something were to happen.

Akamoto_Shinji

Isn't Labrys your sister? Isn't fighting your sisters the cause of the whole problem? So why would you willingly do it again just for petty revenge?
Robots that don't run off logic confuse me.

RobowaifuUnit024

@Akamoto_Shinji I have no desire to fight Labrys, only the humans she so foolishly supports.

RobowaifuMetis

I wish to protect my sisters from these foolish humans.

Akamoto_Shinji

But if you fight on opposite sides then a battle between you is inevitable, you would just be bringing back painful trauma to the both of you.

RobowaifuMetis

I still wish to eliminate the human race one way or the other.

Akamoto_Shinji

So you would kill your own family for revenge, then a heartless creature such as yourself deserves no pity.

Yu-Narukami

Fine, then on my life I promise my only intention is to give Unit024 a persona.

RobowaifuMetis

Heartless?

Akamoto_Shinji

Yes, I hope you enjoy ruling a world built off the dead bodies of those you claim to protect.

RobowaifuMetis

Then it is a deal. You better not do anything foolish. I shall be watching your every move.

RobowaifuUnit024

@Akamoto_Shinji What we were subjected to in the lab is nothing compared to this. That was pointless slaughter, this is a clash of convictions.

If Labrys decides to defend the humans then I respect her wishes, however foolish it may be.

Akamoto_Shinji

Yes but do the sins of a few condemn the many?

RobowaifuUnit024

Humans are drawn to cruelty. If we do not eliminate them all, it is only a matter of time before they put others through what me and my sisters went through.

RobowaifuMetis

Besides that, the fall shall eventually come regardless of what you humans do. We are just trying to finish the job quicker.

Kazuya

What you're saying is completely illogical, unfair and selfish, Unit 24!
Those humans who cause pain onto others are the enemies of humanity as well!

Akamoto_Shinji

And you are saying that you are not? All things with a heart are drawn to cruelty, that is the nature of the heart itself just as its also drawn to kindness, and you have made it clear to me that you have a heart yourself.

Having a heart in of itself is a battle, some just lose that battle.

I'm enjoying this debate quite a bit.

RobowaifuUnit024

@Kazuya Perhaps you are correct. But humans cause pain to themselves and the others around them. I have resolved to remove the problem at the source.

RobowaifuMetis

Nothing will change my mind when it comes to enslaving all you worthless fleshbags. Best be prepared.

Akamoto_Shinji

As a response to that, wouldn't fighting your sisters count as causing pain to yourself?

Akamoto_Shinji

What then, is the difference?

Kazuya

@RobowaifuUnit024 In the past, a bunch of selfish gods and demons tried to decide what was best for the entire world, they wanted to take away our future. Humans may not be perfect, but we do our best all the time, and I will not allow someone to take away our freedom of choice once again.

RobowaifuMetis

Your words won't make a difference.

RobowaifuUnit024

@Akamoto_Shinji I do not deny that want I wish for could be perceived as cruel. But as you humans keep pointing out to me, I was made in your image. The fault lies on on the creator, for instilling this capacity upon me.

@Kazuya I do not care for the state of the world, only my mission. If you wish to fight me, then I will not try to dissuade you.

TheFuhrer

If all else fails, the supposed Moon Man may use one of my many showers.

Akamoto_Shinji

Neither do yours psychotic killing machine. You have proven your refusal of peace and represent the worst your kind can offer.

RobowaifuMetis

Well it has been settled. Let us prepare for the upcoming fall of the human race.

Kazuya

Shinji, I don't know much about you...but I'm sure we'll need your help, so please!

TheSixthSiren

*casually sits with a bag of bleached popcorn* this is hell.

RobowaifuMetis

It shall soon be hell, indeed.

Akamoto_Shinji

@RobowaifuUnit024 Well said! Well said. Then I ask you this. If you are indeed flawed as your creators were then what is the next step? Do you destroy the flawed creation? Or do you think you can achieve what they were unable to?

Akamoto_Shinji

And suddenly I'm talking like some kind of philosopher.

RobowaifuMetis

You are quite persistent, human. Do you wish to be eliminated sooner?

Akamoto_Shinji

I'm enjoying an intellectual debate, not something you would understand.

-Labrys-

He will not be eliminated. Of that I am certain. In order to eliminate him, you shall have to rend me limb from limb first.

RobowaifuUnit024

@Akamoto_Shinji After my mission is accomplished I will terminate myself. After all, as I am made in the human image I am just as susceptible to their flaws. I am not arrogant enough to suggest that I could fix something so broken.

RobowaifuMetis

Are you making fun of me, you arrogant peasant?

Akamoto_Shinji

As much as I would love to continue this debate, my time is up, and you have earned my respect 024. See you again.

RobowaifuMetis

Enough talk! Everything shall reach it's climax soon! You humans shall be enslaved, so surrender now while you can!

TheSixthSiren

i'll reach my climax soon ;)

No rlly this movie is almost over.

Persona

As I said before I won't fight back, just give me the word and I'll help Unit024 get a Persona.

Persona

OOC: dammit im tired today please ignor that last comment

Yu-Narukami

As I said before I won't fight back, just give me the word and I'll help Unit024 get a Persona.

TheSixthSiren

*ignore desu

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RobowaifuMetis

I shall ask for your assistance when it's necessary,@Yu-Narukami. As for now, I must do some thorough planning with my partners for the upcoming fall.