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Grand Reopening of Momma Metis' Meals
We are now officially reopened and ready to dish as many meals as well possibly can, with a good beverage on the side too! Please do stop by and have a bite.
We're back to work already? Don't you think you should rest after your battle?
Mao
I'm ready to help!
Business is business, 024. If we wish to increase our sales we must work with ease.
I guess you're right. But take it easy! For my sake at least...
Yo, Mind if I have a seat?
I support this business and shall recommend you to LeBlanc customers as well. After all, I guess since I work their you could say we're...Sister Businesses..!

OOC: I hate myself for that joke.
Ah Shinji-san, welcome! Sit anywhere you like!
**there. Hate autocorrect.
@-Labrys- Thank you sister! We appreciate the free advertisement! And that joke was pretty good actually.
You know what a reopening needs? Cool acronyms. Request one for fajita or something from me. I just want to see a persona for it.
Cool, Leblanc is nothing but drama right now so I'm looking for somewhere to relax.
Yes, please take a seat. Please feel free to try our foods!
@Delta-M I unfortunately don't have a persona...But Metis does if you would like to speak to her?
Mao
Yes sit anywhere relax, can I get you an alcoholic drink?
Ya got beef bowls?
Nah, too young to drink.
@Akamoto_Shinji Drama? What is happening exactly?

Oh! And before I forget, can I get you anything?
An acronym for fajita...?
Ah I see Mao already asked, quick as always!
The Stormcaller and his buddy are all upset about their dead friend.
Well beef bowls aren't on the menu, but I wish to expand it nonetheless. This one is complementary since you will be our first customer to try it out.
Mao
I don't think we have beef bowls
Mao
Oh I see now we do
@Akamoto_Shinji Their friend died? How awful! I know all too well what it's like to lose someone close to you...
Let me add my very special Spaghetti dish onto the menu as well.
Mao
The war was frankly, a terrible waste of life
Uh... Hello! Is everyone here doing fine?
@RobowaifuMetis
Yeah, it'll be sure to increase sales. I'm 87.457% sure of it. So, would you like to employ my services?
Ah Hibiki-chan welcome! Can I get you anything?
Yea, he killed his shadow which ended in his own death, Happened during Metis
yo sup everyone hows the business and shiz
@Mao True.
*Metis and Aigis's fight*
Business is going as fine as ever, @-TheAkiraKurusu-. Would you like some fajitas?
@RobowaifuUnit024
The only thing I need at the moment is a place to sit down and rest, preferably far away from any televisions...
@-TheAkiraKurusu- Welcome Akira-san! Can I get you anything?
Oh I was beaten to it once again! I really need to speed up!

@Hibiki Well you're always welcome here Hibiki-chan! Just take a seat anywhere you like.
Mao
Does anyone want a drink I've got only the finest liquors on the market
heyyy dont i work heree or something...
i dont remember
Thank you 024...
[slumps into a nearby seat]
Mao
I think he did work here didn't he?
Hibiki! Where have you been I missed you.
You seem troubled Hibiki-chan...What's the matter?
This looks interesting
Yes you actually do work here, @-TheAkiraKurusu- in fact, why are you slacking off right now??
@Inari Welcome sir! Can I get you anything?
@RobowaifuMetis
I'm sorry Metis... I was passed out in Leblanc for hours. It's been a crazy day for me. Some crazy impostor thing showed up, calling herself my "Shadow", and just kept being a pain in the ass...
* She enters, sitting down. *
What would you recommend?
@robowaifumetis
im not slacking off im making coffee and curry seee
Hey @Astarte Haven't seen you since the palace.
Mao
Hello to any newcomers, would you like an alcoholic beverage?
Don't run off like that next time, or else. 💪💖

As for recommendations, @Inari, I highly recommend our popular fajitas or my very special spaghetti.
@Inari Well our most popular dish is our fajitas but we recently added Metis' special spaghetti to the menu! Would you like either of those?

@Astarte Welcome ma'am! Can I get you anything?
@Akamoto_Shinji Oh? I've... been rather tired since the palace. I slept quite the bit!
The Beef Bowl is good too!
How did it go? Did you guys get very far?
Did someone say beef bowl?!?!
Fuck it, I'll have one of each
@RobowaifuUnit024 Um... W-Well, I've heard excellent things about the Fajitas... May I try some?
@Yu-Narukami Ah Yu-san welcome! Can I get you anything?
@Astarte Of course! Coming right up!
Do you have Mega Beef Bowls?
Don't worry, I won't. I'll probably stay holed up around here for a while... I don't wanna deal with that Shadow me thing anymore.
* She taps her bottom lip. * I... think we're around halfway through... * Haru hesitates. * I... wish my Persona was evolved... maybe I'd be a better help...
One of each it is. Everyone gets a complementary drink as well. It's on the house.
Mao
How is everyone doing this evening?
@Yu-Narukami Yes we do! Would you like to order one?
@Yu-Narukami @Akamoto_Shinji
What can I describe my other self...I don't know...maybe, drowned in despair? Yeah...that's it...
Mao
What would you all like to drink?
* Her eyes light up. * Ah— thank you ever so much!
Hey, at least you have a persona, By the way, sorry about bailing out on you guys... Not one of my proudest moments.
*brings Astarte and Yu their orders*

I hope you enjoy!
Is everyone enjoying their food? I hope of my dishes came out well.
im sure they are enjoying it
@RobowaifuUnit024
Thanks for the meal!
Thank you very much ~ !
If anyone needs anything else please don't hesitate to let me know!
@Yu-Narukami @Astarte

You're both very welcome!
Ah... Shinji-kun, don't worry! You did your best!
Mao
Make sure to stop by for more great food
Does anyone want anything else?
Ah! Uhm... I actually am a bit hungry... Metis, may I have whatever you would recommend?
Did my best huh...

Oh! I just remembered I never took that scent charm off of you did I? Or did it wear off on its own?
How about my very special spaghetti just for you, Hibiki~
Spaghetti, huh? Sounds good, I look forward to it!
I am still wondering where The Fuhrer ran off too...
As well as both Narcissus and Yaldabaoth...
Mao
Pretty sure the fuhrer was killed
Cowards all bailed as soon as things got serious.
To* Pardon me.
I must say I am worried about these things...But let's focus on the positives for now. At least our business seems to be doing well!
But how would've he been killed? He was nowhere in sight.
Mao
The other group found him, I'm not sure about the other two
Narcissus? Yaldabaoth, The Fuhrer?
What is everyone talking about?
Other group? Are there people still fighting? I had hoped that this war was over...
They were supposed to take part in the Great Genocide War, but they ran away.
Wait, a WAR?! What the hell did I sleep through??
I Think the others are still wandering inside Metis' Palace.
metis wanted to kiiilll everyone mate
As did I...but I am not proud of my actions
Wasn't a big war, It ended before it began really, the only real fights were between Metis and Aigis, which ended in a draw, and between Shadow Nightstalker and pretty much everyone else,
Mao
The other group in the palace
@-TheAkiraKurusu-: Okay well, I mean what else is new, honestly?
@Akamoto_Shinji Sisters' Palace? What reason would they have to be there? The fighting is over is it not?
And lots of feels between the... uh... Robot Sisters for lack of better term.
OOC: I think we'll just say the thread that's going on now happened before this. Yay for unreal time!
It sounds like I missed a lot in such a short time though... I'll have to ask 024 and Metis to fill me in more later.
They started before the war did. Palaces seem to take a while so they're still there.
Mao
The palace took longer than the war
I see. I hope they didn't do any damage to Metis' cognition...
Aww crap, looks like plot is happening in Leblanc, I'm staying out this time.
I-If they did anything bad to her, I'll-!
...I can't do anything...
Does Killing her cognitive version of Hitler count as damage?
Well you see, Hibiki... I uh.. decided to make a League of Super Evil and further progress with the plan of bringing up The Fall of the human race, but we shouldn't talk about that anymore, right...? Hehehe...
@Akamoto_Shinji Yes it would better if you stayed here Shinji-san (We could really use the business..)

@Hibiki I know how you feel Hibiki-chan, without a Persona of my own I am powerless to help sister...
What about you guys, Will you take currency other than yen?
M-Metis?! You...
...We shouldn't talk about it anymore, huh? Does that mean you're done trying to kill or enslave humanity?
Yes we do, in fact. Every single bit counts, of course.
Mao
Yeah, serving humanity delicious meals and drinks is better anyway
Great, cuz with the rate I'm buying this stuff I'm gonna run out of yen pretty quickly.
Eh my world domination days are over, but if anyone comes off as a posable threat then perhaps...
Though I still do not hold a high opinion of humanity, I have decided that helping Metis is more important than acting on my hatred.
Does anyone actually hold humanity in high opinion? I'd like to meet them if they exist, heh.
Expanding our business is more important than anything, after all.
Mao
The business is very important
Yes! My primary objectives as of now are aiding Metis and eventually obtaining a Persona!
I also wish to expand my menu as well. I would love to make more culinary masterpieces that people will definitely enjoy.
Well, I suppose killing only threats is better than taking over the world. Killing everyone... Enslaving them... That wouldn't have made me happy. But maybe now, Metis, 024, we can just... be happy, not have to worry about such cruel things.
I only wish for you to be by my side and support me, Hibiki.
Yes Hibiki-chan you are right as always. Those horrible events are all in the past now!

I hope...
Don't worry, as long as you don't do anything so radical again, I'll stay by ya Metis.
Do you wish to have more of my special spaghetti, Hibiki?
Of course!
Spaghetti is always welcome.
How about adding yofwals to the menu, It's a sweet pastry from a world I visited once, Here's the recipe.
*Hands Scroll to Metis*
Yofwals? What is that?
Like I said, some kind of Pastry, not that I've ever tried it or anything.
Well we don't necessarily make any pastries or desserts, but perhaps I can enhance my baking skills by doing so.
I think it's like some kind of Sweetened Waffle.
Though it would be nice to add desserts to the menu eventually, don't you think sister?
Mao
We could bring in a new crowd with different types of foods
Maybe I should start collecting recipes from the worlds I visit and give them to you.
Perhaps you should do the baking while I focus on the cooking myself, sister.
I do like sweets! Desserts sound like a good idea!
Baking? B-But I've never baked anything before! What if it came out horrible?
Hey there Metis so uh you feeling better now? Less of a desire to take over the world maybe.
Then we shall make sweets and desserts for Hibiki. It has been settled. I would be grateful if you were to bring more recipes, @Akamoto_Shinji.
You should practice, sister.
Silly @Tatsuya. I already got over that a very long time ago.
*sigh*

Fine, I guess I have no choice.

Would anyone happen to have a cook book I could use?
Mao
I'm sure baking will be a useful skill even if you don't get it right the first time
Phew yeah of course you did. Well anyways I'll take one of those beef bowls.. And something with Vodka if you've got it Mao.
Depends, Can you read Symphonian?
Should I assist? I'm not a great cook, but I feel kinda bad hanging around you two so much but I don't really help...
...Symphonian?
...Sympho-.......

SYMPHOGEAH?
Symphonian? I've never heard of that language...

Don't worry Hibiki-chan! Just your support and kind words is enough for me and Metis!
Mao
@Tatsuya could any self respecting bartender just not carry vodka?
*are enough
Of course you can help, Hibiki. Also, what is "Symphonian"?
Mao
You want a black Russian?
Darn, Well that's the only one I've got.

*mumbles*(Don't even know how I got this thing.)
Yeah that'll do.
It's the Language from the Island I come from, Symphonia, I guess the best way to describe it is... uh.... like reading a score.
Mao
Alrigt drinks are ready
Mao
Alright*
Reading scores? This is certainly a language I've never heard of before, but I will put the time to analyze it thoroughly.
@Akamoto_Shinji I see... Unfortunately I do not think I am equipped to read such a language.

*sigh*

I guess I will have to go out and buy one.
Damn that's so weird even I don't know about it. And I can tell you how to kill a frigging Loup Garou. *He takes a sip from his drink* Pretty good thanks Mao.
Mao
Wacha all reading?
We made quite a hefty amount of sales, today, 024. Our income is growing quite smoothly, to say the least.
I'd offer to teach you but... I use magic to translate everything, so that would be impossible.
Then we will have to find our own way to translate it. The question is how, though.
That's great sister! At this rate we will be to expand our menu and services!

Don't worry about it @Shinji-san, we appreciate the help regardless!
Mao
We could ask the lemon god to translate for us
Well, If it helps, I know the first recipe is for Chicken Noodle Casserole. Maybe you could use that as a reference.
Oh wait... I have that feeling again...
Could it be that my battery is running lo--
*initiating sleep mode*
Aaaaaannnd the barista fell asleep.
Oh dear... She should really manage that better...
*peeks through the window*

Well, I'm glad she's back to normal.

*sneaks away*
Is barista the right word here? Cashier? Waitress? Whatever.
Sister?! *sigh* Why does she always initiate sleep mode at the worst times?
I think it's best if we close up shop for the night and escort Metis to a proper bed.
Yes I agree Hibiki-chan! I need to go and buy a cookbook anyway...
Mao
Alright bye, I'll let you close up sjop
Okay then. Thank you to everyone who came! Your business was greatly appreciated!

*Flips the sign on the door to closed*
Have fun with looking for a cookbook 024, I'm a bit tired as well so I might just flop into bed with Metis. Good night.
I'm out!

*Warps Away*