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Tea Time with Satan
*sets up table and chairs and begins brewing the tea.
Why don't you just join my shadow meet and greet?

We have slightly burnt cookies.
Tea? Now this I can get behind.
Coffee is bitter and awful.
Because The Devil is British and in Britain we call Cookies Biscuits.
*serves some tea to Skull
As a British demon I can confirm he's in fact correct.
Mao
SOUNDS GOOD
Mao
As an also british demon I can double confirm
Well sorry, but I happen to be a Japanese shadow and I just call them cookies
Everyone the refreshments are on the table to left, after you grab some tea and sit down so we discuss the cult'I mean gathering of friends meeting.
Everyone the refreshments are on the table to left, after you grab some tea please sit down so we discuss the cult'I mean gathering of friends meeting.
Hey Satan! I'm your biggest fan.
Did you know Satan is an anagram of Santa?
Bringing gifts of tea.
Do you have floral flavors of tea?
This tea is too warm, dammit!
*nabs all the biscuits

I'm outta here suckas!
The steaks are finally ready begins serving them to the guests
A pleasure to join you for this momentous occasion, my Dark Lord.
A pleasure to have you as well, grab some tea and steak if you want and find a seat
But of course.

I commend you on this tea. I must ask what kind of leaves you used?
Umm... Isn't it kind of dangerous to just accept a dinner invitation from a shadow?