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Aigis's Bar and Grill
I bought another bar since I gave the last one to Metis
Please come in and enjoy yourselves.
I need a best gril
mine just left me apparently...
That's what you get for being a perv.
Well, I can't have coffee all the time...

Can I get a grilled cheeseburger?
b-but !!! I was preserving her effin' modesty here ! OAO DAMN YOU PHILEMON, ALWAYS MESSIN WITH THE LAWS OF LAVENZA !!!
@AdachiImouto
Coming right up!
Ahem!

I am a very personly person who would like your finest grilled fish!
@AdachiImouto
*makes sure the cheeseburger is perfectly cooked, plates it, and slides it to you*
There you go!
BBQ Ribs Plz!

Oh hey, the cat shaped being has returned.
You're in deep shit Liam
@--Morgana--
Oki doki, fish will be done a few minutes.
@Akamoto_Shinji
Ribs coming right up!
*slides both @Akamoto_Shinji and @--Morgana-- their orders, and starts cleaning the grill*
Best grill
Mhmmm
Anytime.
Take care of that grill it's precious
...I sense a kitty. After this burger I will snuggle it... *noms burger*
I would like the largest hamburger you have.
Do not hold back
@NotAkira
Ok
I hope you don't regret that order.
Make sure you finish it
@Akamoto_Shinji I-I'm not a cat! I'm a strapping young lad looking for a meal!

@RobowaifuAigis Thanks a lot, chef! I love grilled fish...

@AdachiImouto I feel like I'm in danger, somehow... I should finish quick.
I will triumph over the burger
*flaunting MAX STATS*
*puts the biggest burger she can make on the grill*
I really hope this doesn't break anything.
@NotAkira
*carries the plate to you since she can't slide it*
Here's your burger!
Ah, hello there. Seems like this place is quite fresh and new.
Man, how do you find these places so quick?
Break the grill and you're dead
Thank you.
*Begins eating as fast as humanly possible plus a bit more.*
@--Morgana-- Well it's obvious you aren't a cat, Which is why I said "Cat shaped being". If I had to guess I'd say you're more the physical embodiment of a human desire.
Jesus Christ
@-Twintelle-
Welcome! Order whatever you want!
@bluehairedemo
I have connections
Mostly Mitsuru though.
@RobowaifuAigis
Ah ok.
...I hope one person isn't going to eat that burger.

Now then...

@--Morgana--
*picks up the kitty and pets it* So cute! Nya nya.
I suppose I just love food too much. You gave your last bar to Metis, correct? Would that make you related to her then?
Yo @RobowaifuAigis, give me the biggest burger you got, I got a me a competition
Is this gonna be the next Lablanc?
@-Twintelle-
Yes, we consider ourselves sisters, although that went to hell yesterday...

@KensukeKurosaki
Coming right up!
Well apparently she has vanished. She left the door the the restaurant completely open with a note attached to it.
@Akamoto_Shinji Well... You aren't really "wrong", but why would I look like-- meow!? *plucked off seat*

@AdachiImouto W-what are you doing!? unhand me, you villain!
*Is halfway through the Burg Dimension.*
@--Morgana--
Now now. Would you like me to order another grilled fish on the house?
@-Twintelle-
She did?
What did the note say?
Maybe Metis's disappearance has something to do with those Camo dudes she hung out with earlier. Something about Giant Death Robots if I recall?
*hands @KensukeKurosaki a plate*
Here's your burger!
@AdachiImouto Huh...? Um, that doesn't sound so bad, actually. Yes please!
@Akamoto_Shinji
I really hope not.
@RobowaifuAigis
Another grilled fish for the little one? It's on me.
@AdachiImouto
*nods*
I'll cook that right up.
She just explains how she has decided to take leave for a short while, and that someone is accompanying her as well. She did not specify the reasons behind her departure, but I am going to assume it's something very important. People were apparently saying such confusing things last night like "her plotting to take over the world" or "the destruction of mankind". It was only my first night here, and I was bombarded by such craziness from everyone. I don't think anyone is normal here at all.
@-Twintelle-
That's actually normal here.
NO ONE is normal here.
Ok if Metis is planning on taking over the world I'm shooting to kill when I see her. We already used non lethal means once if it didn't work whatever.
I have decided to help her business in the meantime until she returns, along with a few other people. It is the best I can do since I was the first person to find her place abandoned, and I'm vacationing here for a while.
You people are quite destructive.
@-Twintelle-
*sighs*
Trust me, normality gets thrown out the window here
And as for Metis... She did try to enslave humanity once... She's just been misunderstood since then... Part of that is my fault.
@-Twintelle-
We've been through a lot.
I only destroy things that try to kill me. It's just a lot of stuff does that here.
Your fault, you say? Why would that be the case?
@AdachiImouto
*slides you a plate of fish*
I apologize for the wait.
Yea, Pretty sure the destructive tendency are just knee jerk reactions out of fear of another Great Genocidal War.

Honestly I think Metis has changed and I can't foresee her trying it again.
"A lot of stuff"? Please explain yourself, @Tatsuya.
@-Twintelle-
We had a fight not long after she stopped trying to enslave everyone...Really it was only because I wanted her to understand that she doesn't have to be violent and want to destroy everything, but my temper flew out of hand.
@bluehairedemo
You want anything?
Well let's see there's various evil god's made from sins. Metis of course. Oh Hitler. All the Shadows. That Lux asshole who's deal I don't know. Oh and Nyarlathotep. Not counting the numerous enemies I had before coming here which I won't list cause it takes to long.
@RobowaifuAigis
Nothing in mind. Except to spoil you more.
Do you care about the fact that your sister disappeared without telling anyone?
@bluehairedemo
*blushes*
I have no idea what I did to deserve you, but I'm glad I have you as a husband.
Hitler? You fought Hitler? When?
Well twice once before coming here. But I fought him in Metis Palace why do you ask?
@-Twintelle-
Yes I do
Unfortunately I can't look for her without us tearing each other apart
But, someone else promised me that they would keep her safe, and I trust them enough to keep that promise.
And I thought me, being a mutant and all, with long, stretchable hair that reaches abnormal proportions was out of the ordinary. I even have fists at the end of my twin-tails, and I use them to fight my competitors.
@RobowaifuAigis
And I'm glad to be your husband.
And how are you sure you can trust this person? How will you know if she's either lying behind your back or trying to manipulate her?
Pfft that's basically normal for us. Almost no one here hasn't fought god's at this point. Hell my profession is hunting all things supernatural.
Crud, I've always wanted to kill him, what an opportunity missed.

Oh well, I was doing important Great Genocidal War prevention stuff at the time.
Well don't worry Akamoto he got away. Barely but he might be back sometime.
"Palace"? Was she that wealthy?
Hello! I heard someone mention Aigis opened a new food place, what do ya got?
Cool, I've got a bone to pick with that guy.
@-Twintelle-
I doubt she would promise me something and then try to manipulate Metis
Labrys would beat her into the ground if that was the case.
@Hibiki
Anything that can be grilled
Take your time with your order!
Oh right um a Palace is a physical manifestation of someone's distorted desires. Like say if you really wanted to take over the world you would have one. By going in and taking it's focal point called a treasure you can change someone's heart got rid of those desires. That's​ the rundown.
You never quite know the true intentions of people until the very last second, but that is fine.
This is all too much to take in... Good grief.
Anything grilled hmm... Let's see.

@-Twintelle-: Hey, don't worry about absorbing all the info right now, I've been here for a long time and I still have no clue what they're talking about.
@-Twintelle-
What you say is true, but sometimes there are exceptions.
This is just scratching the surface @-Twintelle-

It helps if you understand a bit of Psychology though.
Hibiki that's cause you stay clear of it.
I have no idea what happens in this town either.
Expect the unexpected, I suppose.
Also the bar will be open here shortly
Please don't destroy anything while drinking though.
@Tatsuya: Well, I admit I try, but it's hard to avoid these kinds of things with that Shadow running around, and... Metis...
What is the finest dish you people have?
Ah, so this where you were @-Twintelle-. I have been looking for you.
She will be back soon, @Hibiki.
@-Twintelle-
I would suggest either the Ribs or the fish, but please take your time to decide.
Oh hello, @RobowaifuUnit024. How have you been?
24 you aren't with Metis?
Do you, by any chance, serve pasta here?
@RobowaifuUnit024
Welcome!
@-Twintelle-
Sure, what kind would you like?
Ya Know? 024 is a bit of a mouthful, we should give you a name.

*thinks*

Like Rei Nishi!
@-Twintelle- I have been fine. Listen, I have some important errands to run today, so though it irritates to say this...I need you to open up the restaurant in my absence.

*throws her the key*

Do not make me regret placing my trust in you...

@Tatsuya No, sister left without me, without even telling me...
Spaghetti with pesto sauce would be nice.
Wait... Metis left with another person? Could it be she left with that other Labrys?
I shall open up soon after I finish my meal.
@-Twintelle-
I'll cook that right up!
...other Labrys? What?
Shadow Labrys. She's like the repressed emotions if the original made into a physical being.
@Hibiki
I'm pretty sure that's who's with her, as I haven't seen her for awhile.
@RobowaifuAigis Hello there Aigis! You have a very nice bar here!

@Akamoto_Shinji But my name only consists of three syllables, I would not consider that a mouthful.

Other Labrys? What are you talking about @Hibiki-chan?
I still wonder why she would leave with giving word to anyone.
Without*
Shadow Labrys... I don't think I trust her being with Metis, but there's not much we can do now.

...I don't suppose I can get some grilled chicken?
@-Twintelle- Well Metis can be quite impulsive. She tends to act on whatever comes into her mind.

But for her to leave entirely...It must be something important.
Numbers are... Dehumanizing for lack of better term, plus I took the name from you guys' language.

Rei=0
Ni=2
Shi=4

Just a suggestion.
@-Twintelle-
*puts a plate in front of you*
Here's the spaghetti with pesto you ordered!
@Hibiki
*nods*
Chicken coming right up!
Ohhhh, this both smells and looks great.
Why would she leave without notifying the people she cares about though? It's quite difficult to understand.
@-Twintelle-
Thank you!
I've taken alot of cooking classes, so
I try my hardest to get it right.
@Akamoto_Shinji I appreciate the offer as always Shinji-san! But to be quite honest I have grown quite used to being called 024.

...And it is not like I deserve a name in the first place...

*glances down sadly*

A-Anyway I must be off. I am already running late! Don't destroy the restaurant while I am gone @-Twintelle-!

Have a nice day everyone!

*she waves as she leaves the bar*
@Hibiki
*hands you a plate*
Here's the chicken you ordered!
Alright, See ya Rei!
Thank you Aigis, and see ya later 024!
Ah, as have I, @RobowaifuAigis. I actually ran my own food establishment back home about 4 years ago when I was still in my early 20s. My food was quite the talk in my hometown. I really enjoyed the experience I had with my business, nonetheless.
@-Twintelle-
Maybe you can give me some pointers sometime then.
I'm always willing to learn more.
I would be glad to, @RobowaifuAigis. The pasta was very good.
@-Twintelle-
I appreciate that you enjoyed.
*enjoyed it
The chicken is also very good!

You better do a good job @-Twintelle-, I'll be keeping an eye on you...
@Hibiki
Thank you for the praise as well.
Loved the Ribs Aig.
@Akamoto_Shinji
I'm glad you liked them.
If anyone else wishes to order please go right ahead, I'll be open all night.
I'll take a water and a conversational topic.
*slides you a glass of water*
There you go!
The towns buried my bar...
It's ok, they'll vanish over time, just like everything else here in the nexus.
I guess so.
Except Leblanc we never let it go.
LeBlanc is the most stable area really.
I think the nexus works kinda like the Public Consciousness, The more people that gather at a place the more the place stands out, and the more people will find themselves drawn to that place. So as long as we keep an area active it won't disappear from the Public Consciousness and therefore will never disappear from reality.
That's seems like the best explanation to me.
Guys, help! I think I just Traumatized Sensei!
Nice going...
This always happens! Why did I think this would be different?
Relax it didn't happen with me. Though granted I know other dimension hoppers to.
I'm sure she'll be fine, only about a third of them actually DIE of the shock.
>a third
Hoo boy.
Wait really? Even before I knew I just assumed there were multiple universes.
Yea, eventually I just stopped doing it.
You'd be surprised how many people think that their own "Scientific Laws" are absolute fact.
Man, it's slow today.
Glad I'm not the only one to feel that way.
@RobowaifuAigis
I'm still waiting for someone to drop a metaphorical bomb. Doesn't seem like it's happening though.
@Yozora
Nah
Probably not.
I mean, usually there's a shit ton of shitposts zooming around.
There was Town Spam earlier...

Guess this is why we decided to hold off on Ramen God's heist.
So... lets compile a list of ongoing plot right now,

1.Ramengods Palace
2.Metis is Missing
3.Labrys is being haunted by ghosts
4.024 Needs to get her persona
5.P-1 Tourney

Anything I'm missing?
6.Sensei is in a coma
6. Nyarlathotep being Nyarlathotep
7. My Shadow is running around doing as she pleases.
8.That black and white guy that nulls magic
So many plot lines.
The hell did I come back to.

*walks in*
Oh, hey Labrys, we're discussing the latest news.
@-Labrys-
Oh hey sis
I bought another bar.
Hey! Labs back!, just trying to make conversation.
Hello Labrys... This is the uh... real you, right?
Hi guys. How is everyone?

OOC: the numerous parallel plots are murdering my brain.
Yes @Hibiki. I am legit.
The forum is truly.. slothful right now.
It's a filler day.
OOC: thought compiling a list of them would help people weed out the casual stuff from the lore.
Greetings Ms.@-Labrys- Admiring the sweet lovely day? Plus there's a slag flood.
OOC: So speaking of casual stuff. Is that ARMS character the same OOC as Metis? Because if so I think we can demote Metis is Missing from major plot.
OOC: a good idea. Helps me certainly. But who the hell is Sensei, and what black and white guy??? Wait, is black and white guy Monokuma?
Well I mean
We did have the dome town episode today.
OOC: I bookmarked dome town for tonights reading
Could someone explain what's been going on in these Palaces? I haven't had time to visit one yet.
@-Labrys-: Oh good... I hope you're having a good day so far.
OOC: Not Monokuma. It was some weird guy yesterday who claimed to be a servant of the sins or something.
Sensei Is Kawakami, I introduced the Idea of the Multiverse and the shock put her in a coma, The black and white guy is some villan that tried to kill some guys in the tv world, his name is LuxTenebris
OOC: thanks @Hibiki. I have been having a good day. Just got home from a date.
OOC: the hell happened in that thread?
OOC: OH that Thread! Completely forgot about that
Even more threats
*yays sarcastically*
*taps chin and sits down*

Hey sis, could I get some teriyaki sirloin and potato croquettes?
OOC: if I recall correctly, Lux appeared, fought some people, then someone faced their shadow. Didn't read all of it.
What is even going on around here?
OOC: Well I was more talking about the ending when apparently Ventus showed up and did the same thing and then everyone was like "eh screw it, we're out"
9.Twilight Town is now part of the Nexus, so the nexus is officially pulling locations into it now, not just people.
@-Labrys-
I'll get right on it!
@Aqua
Trust me
It's hard to explain.
OOC: damn it. Okay I'm gonna start working on the timeline as soon as I finish wrapping this gift.
OOC: I'd argue waiting on calling Twilight Town part of the nexus. Since it's part of the Town Shitposts unless it survives the night.
Do ya'lls show the pay per view wrastlins her? He and the boys are gonna make ya face look like ya...I mean me and the boys wanna watch dat der AJ Styles put the moves on dat boi Kevin Owens.
.... Do we even get television service here? We've just used them for Yu's Persona Services.
No! Please tell me there's no televisions here!
@-Labrys-
*slides her a plate*
There you go sis!
@Hibiki
It's a bar
Of course there's tvs.
OOC: From what I can gather, They were fighting Kazuya's shadow, then Kuma came and his shadow appeared, then Yuki came and turned into a titan to kill Kuma's shadow, Then the KH squad appeared to fight the rampaging titan, which proceeded to pass out, then everyone just bailed.
Oh no... no more TVs...
Ah dat's a shame. Do ya'lls got dat midnight channel den? I her dey gots some good stuff.
Nevermind that sixth one, Kawakami woke up.
OOC: Okay so basically it went off the rails and spiraled into true and total chaos.
Thanks sis!

*cuts off some of the sirloin and noms*

Delicious sis!!

OOC: Christ what is this forum
OOC:This truly is a crazy train, please let me off Mr. Bones.
-Labrys-

An abomination.
OOC: Doot doot.
So
Who wants to get wasted?
If only I could.
Hang on
*pulls an unmarked bottle from the alcohol cabinet and slides it to you*
Try that, it makes your circuits all tingly.
Shit seriously?

*pours self a glass and necks*

Whohooooooo shittttt
See
Told ya so.
I wasn't aware you could get drunk...
It takes a special alcohol
Downside is that it kills normal humans
Very hard to get ahold of... Without the right connections.
Oh... I see... I think I'll pass then. Heh...
@RobowaifuAigis
I want to try this alcohol.
Mao
As a fellow bartender, I wonder where you get your hands on an alcohol that would kill an average human
@Persona
*sets a glass down *
Be my guest.
@Mao
Sorry, I can't give my connections away
Very hush hush.
*The butterfly flies over the glass and upon touching the liquid immediately sets on fire*
That's some pretty good stuff.
Welp
Wasn't expecting burnt butterflies today.
@RobowaifuAigis

May I try this alcohol too?
Mao
@RobowaifuAigis I get it no worries, can I try some though?
@Aqua @Mao
Fine
*slides you both a glass*
Just don't die on me.
Mao
@RobowaifuAigis Don't worry I'm not a human
*takes sip*
*tonge is on fire*
It's very good, I love the earthy undertones, and the hops really add something
Yup
Taste like heaven, burns like hell.
Aigis... Do you perhaps have anything that... won't kill humans? As much as I'm curious what that drink tastes like, I don't think Metis would appreciate returning to find me dead.
Hello what drink do you have?
@Hibiki
Of course I do
It wouldn't make sense to have a bar that only no humans can drink at
Whatcha want?
@-Reaper-
We have many drinks here
You're choice.
@RobowaifuAigis: Whatever you'd recommend honestly (cuz I don't know anything about drinks).
Whiskey please
@Hibiki @-Reaper-
*pours two whiskey's and slides them to you both*
Enjoy.
[Takes a sip]
Thanks, time to get wasted.
Thanks
Mhmmmmm
* starts cleaning more shot glasses*
If I had made this during the town spam I could of made Aigis's Bar Town
Nothing but bars
Damn a missed opportunity.
What about that Ramengod?
Far as I know, he's still around.
Yeah, I still need to steal their shard of glutt-I mean watch as you guys steal their heart.
He disappared as i see
*pours herself a glass of Mystery Alcohol X and slams it*
G O O D S H I T
Nice bar
and Grill
Nice bar and grill
just watch your head, most people just walk strait into the bar.
Do you hyave grilled truth here?
Nya?
What would that even taste like?
@Yu-Nyarukami
*slides you some grilled fish*
Try that and see how you like it.
I dont even wanna know what'd it taste like...
He means Tuna guys. In his world truth is tuna and tuna is truth.
Probably pretty weird.
I that is a tuna statement. Or I would like some fatty truth. Don't ask how we figured that out I don't remember.
OOC: well I gotta get back to work sadly.
OOC: eh just a couple more houses I'm almost done.
*stretches and rubs eyes*

So What's been going on today? I've been kinda tied up with things today.
*echo of Sunbreaker walks in*

Greetings everyone!
Nothing much, its been slow all day.
@-Labrys-
Nothing much, kinda slow.
@Sunbreaker-Titan
Welcome!
But I think i'm getting closer to understanding the Nature of the Nexus
So reason why this is a echo is that the real Sunbreaker is sleeping in a hotel in Twilight town
How bad is the economy that there are so many bars for sale?
@Kotone Shiomi
I've heard its pretty bad.
I'm starting to see that yeeahh.
Now that you mentioned it
There's alot of houses for sale too.
*leans back*

Slow is nice for a change. How was Dome Town?
Houses? Maybe you and Yuki should get one together. You're married after all.
@-Labrys-
It was fun
Got into an eating contest with Yuki
It ended in a draw.
*scratches head*

Dome Town...what's that?
@-Labrys-
We bought one not that long ago.
Mao
I didn't know robot marriage was legalised?
@Mao
Well, were a very progressive interdimensional nexus.
@Mao
Mhmmm
I don't think anyone cares who you marry here
As long as you don't go after the Velvet Lolita.
Mao
Ah, I see
Mao
I don't plan on getting hitched, so this won't be a problem for me
But the romance! How can you skip that!
*sighs*

I don't think I'm getting hitched any time soon. @AdachiImouto and I are both too young...Well, I mean I'm 18. But she's only 16...
Then hold out!
Let that romance grow!
Don't worry about it sis
As long as you two are happy you really don't need to rush marriage.
I know, but also I can't help but feel antsy. I don't know how long I will actually have with her...You know, with the whole Nexus pickle we're in and what RamenGoddess said about some "Succoth-bennoth" false god shit?
Yeah that's true
That's why you should enjoy your time together, even if you don't get married
Heck, I'm just hoping Yuki is still able to stay with me after all of this.
*slams another shot*
Wooooo
It's good to relax.
How does a robot get drunk?
A special alcohol that kills normal people.
I'd like to order a toaster that toast toast
But
You toast toast
But i wanna toast more toast at a faster rate of 18.74437 tpm (toasts per minute)
*slides you a toaster *
Fine here you go.