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Metis' Restaurant Is Now Open!
Please do come and enjoy our food! We will be looking forward to your company!
Okay
Would you be willing to sell my Amrita Soda at your establishment?
*walks in*
Hey a new restaurant.
Armita Soda? May I ask what that is?
May I please order one bowl of ramen and some soda?
Table for 2, please.
Table for 1
@-Twintelle-
You don't know Amrita soda? They fund almost all the persona services.
Anyone else find all these new restaurants really suspect?
Alright! Coming right up!
Actually, do you need any help? I'll have you know I make some pretty mean ramen, if I do say so myself.
@-Twintelle-
Amrita Soda is specially designed for both healing and taste needs! Now with flavors like Amrita Soda: Soul Drop Blue and Amrita Soda: Energy Rain Green!
Alright here is your ramen and soda, @3xcal1bur! Also I am only vacationing in this town, so I am not aware of the many things that are here. What are these "Persona Services" you speak of?
@Persona what about the special-edition Amrita Soda: Me Patra yellow?
I am here to observe.
Unit 024 is the one who is currently in charge of this establishment until Metis comes back, @Soupicide. I am just working here as an employee until she returns, but Unit 024 gave me the key to open up the restaurant. You may want to ask Unit 024 if you'd like to work here.
@-Twintelle-
It's a lot of magic related stuff, calling out to another aspect of oneself to physically manifest, usually for the purpose of battling monsters known as shadows. Such services are quite expensive though so we get sponsorship from Amrita Soda.
You may also want to ask Unit 024 about this Amrita Soda deal you speak of?
Alright. Any idea on where she os or when she's coming back?
@Soupicide
How do you know about that? That flavors supposed to be a secret project in development.
Ramen please!
Speak of.*
Mao
Hey I'm here does anyone want a drink?
Ummmm...Errr...About that...my uncle works at...errr...the...um...factory...?
Persona services help people on the site face their shadow and unlock their persona.
She will be back anytime later, @Soupicide. She is currently making a few errands.

Let me whip you up some ramen real quick, @-Reaper-! Also, why would the Reaper himself be asking for some ramen in a small restaurant like this?
Ahhh. Then may I please order some curry? Spiciest you've got, please.
Taking people to the afterlife is hungry work I guess.
@-Twintelle- because i am hungry
"Site"...? Again with this loony talk?
Mao
I didn't know death liked ramen
Curry is coming right up, @Soupicide!
We're all crazies here.
@-Twintelle-
Ah sorry, I guess it's a realm. Colloquially, I use site.
i guess???
Mao
@-Twintelle- I think he means construction site
**i have no idea what I'm doing right now?
Twintelle, was it? This place is a bit of a weird one, you'll meet a lot of strange individuals all using unusual vocabulary. It might be confusing, but get used to it. You'll learn more as things go on.
@Mao I like ramen
@-Reaper-
Hey did you get a new robe or something? You look different from when I last saw you.
Here is your curry, @Soupicide!

Here is the ramen you asked for, @-Reaper-!
Mao
@-Reaper- understandable, ramen is very good
Do you assist Metis here, @Hibiki?
Thank you, @-Twintelle- *Takes bite* Holy crap, you guys aren't kidding around when it comes to spicy! Someone get me a milkshake the size of the sea, quick!! Please!!!
@-Twintelle- thank you
@Soupicide
BUILD THE WILL TO SURVIVE THE S P I C E
Well, not really... I can't really cook or do much to help, so I tend to just hang out. I suppose I'm a moral support for her and 024 if anything?
@3xcal1bur yeah its new
Well... I-I mean milkshakes aren't on the menu apparently, but I can whip one up for you, @Soupicide!
Mao
@Soupicide if you ask for the spiciest don't plan on getting tepid food
No guys we have to see how long @Soupicide holds out
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I LEARNT MY LESSON. MY MOUTH IS BURNING SO BADLY, I THINK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO CAST AGIDYNE WITHOUT A PERSONA. Thank you @-Twintelle- for going above and beyond when it comes to customer service. Expect a sizable tip from me.
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@-Twintelle-
I'm surprised your still not freaked out that you're talking to a butterfly.
@Soupicide
and that's a solid 30 seconds.
@3xcal1bur if you're not careful, you're gonna be the test for my newfound fire abilities. So hush.
@Persona
You're a cluster of butterflies.
Why thank you very much! I know how this type of business works only because I ran an establishment like this a long time ago. I always wish to cater to my customers' needs and give them a happy and positive experience while they enjoy my meals.
@Soupicide
Didn't you get your milkshake anyways? No spice means no agi.
Eh, I've seen a lot of weird things so far in my time of being here, @Persona. At this point i'm unfazed and completely used to it.
Not yet. And also the curry was so good it changed my heart. SO yes, I can use Agi, I just now need the assistance of a Persona.
Hopefully the milkshake came out great, @Soupicide.
@Soupicide
Well that must be some curry then...
Oh, thanks! *Sip* Ohh, chocolate, my fave! Thanks! *Leaves 100,000 yen on table* Keep the change.
Talk about "sizable tip"! Damn @Soupicide, you're fucking loaded!
HOLY CRUD I NEVER EXPECTED THIS MUCH!!
That's the payroll for stealing heartsImean...ummm...doing a normal office job. Yeah, I work at a totally normal office, no thievery here!
"Tip"?! That's a "tip" to you?!
...Are you giving us so much because this is "dirty"?
@Soupicide
normal office job my ass! That's a ton of money!
Nooooooo...I mean, I made sure to launder it. It meaning my...umm... office clothes...yeah, my suit and tie need lots of...detergent...
...Are you sure this is completely fine?
money laundering??
Sure. The money's totally legal. Shadows don't count as people...did I say Shadows? I meant cheques. Yeah, cheques.
@Soupicide are you hiding something?
I don't trust you... Take it back, please. Giving so much for a tip is suspicious enough as it is, but your mumbling isn't helping.
@3xcal1bur I SIAD SUIT AND TIE, DAMMIT!
You rob shadows and then launder the money?!
Fine, but then how do I pay. Oh, I know! Does this restaurant accept PearPay?
...Pearpay??
Do you not just... have like 1,000 Yen or something?
@3xcal1bur, I SAID CHEQUES AND SUITS AND TIES!!!
*Places 1,500 yen* Is this enough?
OOC: Dang, now I see the appeal in RPing. This is fun!
OOC: yeah rp is fun
It's still excessive for a tip really, but it's better than giving us 100,000...
Ok. Thanks for the meal! Can I get take-out?
Is a tip even necessary at this point?
At least it's not stolen and laundered.
How much should i pay for the ramen?
I am done with it
@Soupicide
OOC: Yes good, convert over to the Darkside. Let your inner rp out.
OOC: @Persona RP COURSES THROUGH ME!
750 yen should be fine, @-Reaper-.
@-Twintelle- here *pays 750 yen*
*Puts 1000 yen on the table*
Thanks for the food! This is a great restaurant.
Thank you very much guys!
Maybe i check in later for some ramen
We appreciate your patronage! Please do come again soon!
I do hope all of you come when Metis returns, she makes some good spaghetti!
I shall continue preparing dishes in the meantime, I suppose.
Would you like anything, @Hibiki?
Sorry Twintelle, I'll pass. I'm not all that hungry right now.
Is everything alright with you? You seem very upset suddenly.
I'm really not upset, just... concerned I guess.
Hmm? Concerned about what, hun? Is this about Metis again?
Hehe, Guess I'm easy to read, huh?
Well, I mean I figured you probably were worrying about her disappearance, since it was so sudden. Do you doubt that she's doing fine?
No, I'm sure she's doing fine. I'm just a bit concerned if her traveling partner is Shadow Labrys... I don't really trust her...
Why don't you trust Shadow Labrys at all? Is she a bad person?
I don't really know anything about her honestly... I just don't get all this... Shadow business. I only really have experience with dealing with mine and... she's a hassle to say the least.
I don't quite understand any of this at all myself, but I can assure you that she will be fine, @Hibiki. For now we should help her with her business until she returns from wherever she is.
Yeah, you're right. Metis will be fine, even if something happens, I know it can't stop her.
That's more like it! Are you sure you don't want anything, though?
Hey guys, All the robots are drunk over by the bar so I figured I'd come over here.
Aigis and Labrys are getting drunk? I wonder how that's going, I just had one drink and left.
It's been pretty dead in here lately. Not a lot of business has been going on at all tonight.
It's been pretty dead in here lately. Not a lot of business has been going on at all tonight.
(Whoops posted that twice)
You guys serve corpses?
*bURSTS THROUGH THE DOORS*

HALLO MEIN FRIENDS, I'M HOME.
Not again
Oh no... I wish I could leave...
Eh??? ...Who are you now? I don't think I've seen you before.
Whaaaaaaat? Why?

The party's just getting started! Come on! Sit down, grab a bowl of sauerkraut!
Can I kill Hitler?
@-Twintelle-
Ah, yes, hallo.

I'm only Hitler, is all.

No big deal or anything.
@Akamoto_Shinji
Only if I can kill you first.
Now who may you be? That is quite the ugly 'stache you got working there, by the way.
My Jewish instinct tells me that this is a bad idea...
Oh come on. I haven't done anything wrong! ....Yet.

But who worries about that! Come on! Grab a bottle of champagne, let us celebrate! What is the word that the cool kids use? Uh, "cut loose?"
We need to get @Tatsuya to deal with this.
@Yu-Narukami
Oh don't be like that. If I wanted to cause harm I would have already.
What is your reason for being here? Would you like something?
Do you know who Metis is?
Well aside from ruling over all humanity, perhaps something to drink would be lovely.
............I will neither confirm nor deny this.
@-Twintelle- I'm back! Sorry for taking so long. You did not let the business fall apart while I was gone did you?

*stares blankly at the scene unfolding before her*

Umm...what is going on here?
So are you telling me you know where she may be? What would you like to drink, by the way?
@TheFuhrer

Hey! Ruling over humanity is my goal!

Go find a new one you basic fuck.
Hey Rei! hows it hangin?
@Mishimans
Oh please, ruling over humanity was my goal long before you ever conceived in your mother's womb.
Can someone make a video on @Mishimans fall from grace?
I know not of her whereabouts, unfortunately.
Well I'll take your word for it then. Now what would you like to drink?
@Rei The business hasn't fallen apart the the customer base has.
@Mishimans

Bitch please you are nothing, but a weak mortal while I am an all powerful shadow. Eventually, you will wither and die with the rest of them and I will just continue existing.

I recommend you back off before I finish you off myself.

@lnari

How have I fallen from grace???
I can call you that right 024? Even if you won't accept it as a real name?
@Akamoto_Shinji Yes yes hello Shinji-kun, wait are you still calling me that?

@-Twintelle-! What is going on here?! And why are you serving drinks to this villian?!
024.... Please help... I don't like where this is going...
I thought he just came here for a drink, is all. Geez it's really hard to wrap my head around all this mumbo jumbo.
I would ask for a beer to watch this argument go down but I'm pretty lightweight when it comes to drinking.
Hmph! I knew I should not have entrusted the restaurant to you!

*points to @TheFuhrer, eyes filled with rage*

And you, out! You are not welcome here!
I'd prefer to call you by an actual name. Like I said numbers are Dehumanizing.
HAHA!! You tell 'em Rei!
...A beer is enough to make you drunk, @3xcal1bur? Talk about weak.
@-Twintelle-
I'm still a minor
I hope alcohol tolerance grows with age...
@Akamoto_Shinji Well...if you are so insistent on calling me that then I guess it is fine.

@-Twintelle- Wait, you're selling drinks to minors?!

*sigh*

This is a mess.
Can I have a beer?

There is a severe lack of alcohol in the tv world.
Wait, what? HEY! I NEVER OFFERED ANYTHING TO HIM ALRIGHT?!?
Where did you go off to today? Looking for ingredients, your sister, something else, or none of my business?
She never offered me anything chill robowaifu.
@-Twintelle- You know what? It doesn't matter. It is becoming more and more apparent to me that this business is doomed to fail without sister...

@Mishimans Yes sir, coming right up.

Oh it was nothing important @Shinji-kun, I was just...looking into something.
Listen, 024... I don't want to admit it, but I've been here watching the entire time. @-Twintelle- ran things fine...

@TheFuhrer walking in is really the only problem we've had today.
@RobowaifuUnit024
It's her first day here as far as I'm concerned there's no need to bust a circuit yelling.
@-Twintelle- did nothing wrong???
Oh good grief, and here I thought things were getting progressively better.
*sigh*

My apologies. I am just on edge lately. With Metis missing I am finding it hard to keep a handle on things...

*bows politely to @-Twintelle-

I am sorry for shouting at you. I appreciate you looking after the restaurant for me today. It seems that you are far better suited for the task than I am.

*glances down sadly*

Just another thing that I am useless at...
Don't feel so down, @RobowaifuUnit024. You do a really great job here as well. I'm sure Metis is very happy to have you helping her.
@Rei, You DO make a mighty fine cake, if that makes you feel better.
YEAH, give me anything that ISN'T on FIRE.
...You people really are strange.
Set it on fire for shits and giggles
YO, lady! A DRINK please!
@3xcal1bur
MAN, I will shit on your FUCKING DICK.
And what kind of drink would you like?
Ok then
Since I would prefer not to get shit on
No fire I guess
Can you really say that? What have I done other than constantly be absent? I cannot run a business, I cannot summon a Persona. What purpose do I have in this world...

*shakes her head*

Anyway, it is not important.

@Akamoto_Shinji ...That cake was burnt to a crisp remember?

@Joker Certainly sir. @-Twintelle- Could you make this man something to eat?
I SAID, anything that isn't ON FUCKING FIRE.
Will Everclear suffice, sir? I highly recommend it for people like you. You'll get that special zing right after, if you know what I mean. ;)
Yea but that was cuz you left it in the oven for 3 hours, otherwise it was fine. Only a complete scatterbrain would do that everytime, plus it was your very first cake, My first cake turned into pudding.
No, I don't KNOW WHAT YOU MEAn. But sure.
Take the whole bottle, sir! My treat~
UH. Sure. WHATEVER.

*Doesn't even hesitate to chug it down*
@Akamoto_Shinji Hmmm...I am not so sure about that.

*a faint smile crosses her face*

But I appreciate your attempts to cheer me up Shinji-kun. Would you like anything to eat or drink?
Oh geez. Quite the daredevil, are we?
That drinks gonna set him on fire isn't it?
Sure! I'll take some orange juice, and when can I try your next cake?
Oh no, but he will feel pretty happy afterwards. Possibly might need a nap too, in fact.
IF IT DOES, someone's going down with me. MOLOTOV COCKTAIL this motherfucker.
CAN YOU RELAX FOR ONCE!?!?!
Hell are you TALKING ABOUT? I'm as lax AS CAN be.
Certainly, coming right up.

Hmm...I may try baking one soon. I cannot promise it will be much better than the last one though.

@-Twintelle- Please don't start fires in the restaurant, we do not have funds to afford repairs.
Damn, your liver must be pretty strong then.
Are you guys short on cash?
Not entirely no. We did fairly decent today, in all honesty.
*brings the orange juice to @Akamoto_Shinji*

Well we are not doing badly honestly, but as we are a new business we have not have much saved away yet.

...Not to mention that if this place was damaged Metis would kill me.
Too bad, I'm paying double for everything starting with this OJ.
Maybe triple.
Yea triple.
@Akamoto_Shinji What?! N-No that is not necessary Shinji-kun! Your support is already more than enough.
OhHhHhHHh ShIT, i Am OrBItiNg fUCKING SATURN RIGHT now.
Too late, you already brought me my drink, its official! heh,
Told you so.
@Akamoto_Shinji W-Well if you insist...

*she smiles warmly*

But in return I will go and bake a cake right now for you to try!

@-Twintelle- Please serve any customers that come in. I trust you will not allow any shady characters in here...
I CAN SEE CASSINI MOTHERFUCKER.
...I think I need a good drink myself.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffsteak.
You make me feel so jealous, @J0KER. Good grief.
Cool, Cake.
*Casts hearing charm on @-Twintelle-*
There, that should help drown him out, I'll tell ya if he makes an order.
...JEALOUS OF WHAT? My charming grood looks?

Oh SHIT.

I think I'ma hurl.
The bathroom is over there. Have fun~!
I don't know what's going on, but I hope an average normal person can get some fish!
NAH. I'ma puke RIGHT HERE.

*He would proceed to lift up his bag a tad to puke on the floor, almost falling directly onto it*
Wow, He's so loud you can hear him past the charm?
may i have the plastic knife of war for free? i am broke as fuck.
mOTHERFUCKER DID YOU NOT HEAR WHEN I SAID THEN I'M LOUD N I'M PROUD? I wasn't bluffing.
AGH P-PLEASE I'M EMETOPHO--

*proceeds to puke along with him*
Well, things seem to have taken a turn...
Should I make the charm stronger Twin?
D-Dammit... Get out... of the restaurant, urk.
i want the plastic knife of war for free please, i have absolutely no yen and i was abandoned by my family which happened to be rats too. please give.
wHOA. I feel like that means something in some culture, but which one, and what that meaning is goes right over my head.
*comes out of the back of the restaurant*

Okay I think it's rea-

*takes a moment to process the scene*

What is going on here?! Why is there puke everywhere?!
the plastic knife of war is a religion
*urp*

I told you to use the bathroom dammit.

...Bush did it.
come on hotties i'm waiting
n i sAID I WOULD PUKE RIGHT THERE.

So I did.

I keep my promises.
GIVE
I'll clean it up, don't worry.
Agh it reeks into high hell in here. WHY DID I EVEN SUGGEST TO GIVE YOU THAT BOTTLE!?!? *urp* I think I had enough for one night.
Will a plastic knife work, @haruDOS? It's all we got.
Fuck if I know. All I said was anything that wasn't on fucking fire.

You could have easily just given me a glass of water.
Maybe we should close up before it gets any worse...
@Akamoto_Shinji Thank you Shinji-kun, you are more of a help than some people around here.

*glares at @-Twintelle-*

And what do you have to say for yourself?
OKAY DUDE, CANT U JUST GIVE IT.
IT WAS HIS FAULT!!
@Hibiki
Or we could just light it up with a molotov and THEN call nit a night. That's also an option.
Are you sure you want this plastic fork, @haruDOS? I can give you a better looking one.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THAT YOU DIDN'T PRE-ENABLE BY GIVING ME THAT BOTTLE.
Enough! I am sick to death of all of this craziness.

*points to @J0KER*

I have tolerated your presence for long enough, please leave!
@J0KER: ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN' NOT!
YOU ASKED FOR A DRINK THOUGH, YOU MORON!!
@-Twintelle- You! Stop complaining and help me get this nuisance out of the restaurant!
I'm too comfortable to get up.
wON'T YOU CARRY ME, CARRY ME.
Let me carry you out with my twin-tails then.
*Warps to JOKER, Grabs him, Warps him to a random lake then drops him in and warps back*
Goodnight, sweet prince.
@J0KER Either you leave here of your own accord, or I will ensure that you leave this place in pieces!
That's HOT.

Kinda like the burning building what's his face threw me into.
That should get rid of him, Can ya put the cake on the table? I gotta clean this up.
I really do think we should clean up and close the shop. I don't it'd be fine for people to come in the way it's looking right now.
aND I

I WON'T BE THE ONE

BE THE ONE TO LEEEEAAAAVE THIS

IN PIIIIIIEEEECEEEESS

CAUSE REEEEGRETS DON'T LIE.
Don't think*
To think it was a fine enough night before he walked in...
I have had it up to here with you humans!

The restaurant is now closed! If anyone would like to object to this then they can do so while impaled on the end of my broadsword!

Do I make myself clear!?
...Kinky.
No more ramen for me I guess *leaves*
That's a bit too much, but okay! I shall see you all tomorrow then.
What about the cake? can I leave after I taste it?
@Akamoto_Shinji Take the entire thing if you would like Shinji-kun. I just want to close up the restaurant so I can rest.

*sigh*

I feel like I am going mad...
K, I'll tell you how it is tomorrow, sorry bout that.
I'm sorry I could not help much to stop this 024. I hope you have a good rest.
*smiles weakly*

It is fine Hibiki-chan, your concern is appreciated as always.

Well, it is time to close up.

*Flips the sign on the door to closed*
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