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I allways knew you were stupid @Akamoto_Shinji ^-^

Anyway, I still need your attack comp
if no attack is registered soon, you'll be skiped
(Just say the ramen got to him and he froze for a sec)
Desperately need help. I got shocked by ION loader. Unable to cloak...shit...

*reloads a mag and returns fire*

Hyperion Battle Architect 1: the bandit's hurt! ENCLOSE THAT S.O.B!

Hyperion Battle Architect 2: All units surround that ninja prick!
update
@KensukeKurosaki Go help 0 he's surrounded!!
*Ill assume he went AFK again so I'll have him use mabufudyne on the walls*
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*Salvation to all friendly characters*
(Just a question, do shield disappear if you are not hit?
Because I used Makarakarn on the first round and I didn´t got hit)
(no they stay till used up)
(The shield stays)
(Thanks)
*goes into Fight-For-Your-Life*

It's all going blue. I feel death surround me now. I need a kill now.

GUN Loader: Hostile threat neutralized

Hyperion Battle Architect: Everyone scatter! Don't let that vault hunter get up!
Some guy named zero tried going through the poartal ( or something I didn't quite get it) but got stuck midway through. Guess you won't be able to go back that way

Shido casts Shido and wolf cast Ziodyne on the thunder god.

" I told you, stop with the thunder ! You're going to make my noodles all stiff !"

Kotone charges up, she's concentrated.
"You have quite the focus young lady."

Futaba runs in and hits the god.
"hmpf. As pittiful as your are brave."

Shinji shoots an Ice bullet.

Suddenly, a enormous, unpenetrable wall of ramen surges from the ground.

"HAHAHAHA !!!! You think knowing my weakness will help ? This is MY dimension ! I rule this place as a GOD !!!!'

Ramen god uses Collapse: the ramen wall collapses on you. You all take a severe fire hit and a medium physical hit.
I don't get what zero's doing. can someone explain ? ._.
Sorry @Zer0, but we really cant do much. Or turn has finished and Ramengod is hard to handle.
I will pay your reconstruction, promise!
Ngh... Thanatos Picaro! *Composer casts Door of Hades*
*having reflected the physical hit, Futaba immediately rushes in for a Vicious Strike*
Medical assistance is still here.....let's try something more potent from his last attack.

*Potion heals all the party for 85 HP*

Good enough....
*Shido slightly staggers leaving him at 750 HP He uses Tyrants fury and stomping can be heard from somewhere, getting louder*
Gah,
Time to switch tactics!

*Equips Grimoire*

Lets see how you like this!

Thunder Reign!!!
Hp: 4993
So lets do my one thing!
*Casts a charged amped/boosted megidoloan*
Heh.
(but how much sp did it take for shido to cast himself???????)
S-shit!
Better stay away of those walls!
*Shoots with the silenced gun.
(Rounds left: 9)*
*nnghh* alright...

*falls down dead for Reconstruction*
A silent voices rings in your minds


"you must break free of this dimension."
* voice
!? T-that voice... It's telling use to get out of here, but how? The exit is closed!
That Uke's voice I here? sounds similar at least.
Up date? I guess?
... Not if we destroy the ramen here right?
.....well this is a cognition world...there could be another exit somewhere around here.
Well, my trump card might be able to help... but it still isn't here yet. *Shido grimaces*
The voice is @Mako-chan, our goddess... right?
But composer, the ramen is infinite here! (Sure updateu away)
Guess we need to keep fighting. Your trump card could offer outside help.
Wait... break free...
...
...
...
...
Guys! Look around for a new exit!
Or so he thinks. It'd be a shame if it all shattered.
I will wait to the update...
*reconstructed*
Returned from the grave. All weapons has been restocked. I am returning.
Sup!
Wolf, covering his allies shoots at the god, promptly followed by another vicious strike to the back of the god.

"Such foul tactics !"

The hit propulses the god toward Shido who immediatly follows up with a powerfull upercut. The god, now soaring, is finally hit with powerful thunder strikes electrifying his entire body.

As, the god lays motionless on the ground, Energy amasses inside of the god's body before brutally exploding. This is shortly followed by Kotone's megamegidolaon.

"Gaaaah! Such power.... It seems I must show my true power. I am the god of GLUTTONY !! I Am He Who Shall Consume This Sinful World !!!! PREPARE YOURSELVES MORTALS !!!!!"

The false god Uses Eternal famine. The whole party is afflicted with hunger and can only deal low damage.

The false god uses Tidal Broth Severe Fire damage to all enemies

HP: 4253
Oh, I forgot to announce ? sorry ^^'
A Silent voice rigns in your minds.


"Beware, you must quell your hunger before-"

The voice is interupted by that of the god's

"SILENCE YOU VERMIN !!!!"
Shit! Okay. Pres, is your trump card here yet?!
Ack! oh no!

From my research this famine can't be cured! BE CAREFUL!

*Cast a potion party defence went up*
I suppose I reflected the magic attack, didn´t I?
@Centunculus_fur, the ramen bowl, the one we found yesterday:
Could you throw it´s content to ramengod? I think...
I am thinking of something...
Gh, This is nothing!

*Equips Scythe*

*warps behind god and swings*

Sorry, I prefer my noodles cut!
@cent. uh... yes it can. I said it wasn't final yet;
Also has someone any Me Patra gems?
Just saying...
*Shido takes the hit leaving him with 650HP. Shido laughs and steps back, as he does this the beast of human sacrifice bursts through one of the ramen walls. The beast now has wings and could maybe be a way out of here. (The beast takes 100HP damage to get here leaving it with 600Hp) Shido use maziodyne once again* (Also, I gotta go guys. Can one of you guys control Shido for me? Just make him defend the party while they get out, it's alright if he goes down due to this, since he managed to call the beast anyway)
oh no hunger
and im low on health
*casts mediarahan then collapses*
@wolf you reflected tidal broth. not famine
*Stance falls as she adjusts to the hunger* How do we cure this...? The whole place is made of ramen or something right...? *Quickly stands up fully and Defends*
Yeah, I know
@Centunculus_fur, the ramen bowl, the one we found yesterday:
Could you throw it´s content to ramengod? I think...
I am thinking of something...
RG: " give into your sins. Give into your hunger. Come, feed, eat, feast !!!é
@Liam

OCC: Sorry then. I told you i was a few screws loose otherwise i would have remembered that.
Hyperion goons cleared. All are not alive but dead. Everything is quite.

*chunk of a balcony falls off*

very quite.
OOC: Guess I'll take control of Shido

so, to clarify, hunger has a 50% chance cure rate if you use skills or items to cure it. :3 it's plot related as you could've guessed
@Wolf_

hmmm... you may be onto something....give me some time everyone I think I can change the tide of battle just buy me some time.
Tch. Not using skills this time. *He uses a standard attack... very standard.*
perhaps i shouldnt have taken part in the food fight huh?
( no one is curing the hunger ?
very well. bad call on your side .

Update.
OOC: I don't remember what the item to cure hunger is called... or if it exists.
(I thought @fur said it couldn't be cured?)
OOC: Jam doughnut
OOC: Yeah doesn't it naturally recover after a turn?
@Akamoto_Shinji

Liam changed it it's now 50% chance to be cured.


Just curious Liam did you change any of his other moves so i don't go spouting false lies
Returning to search. Will go continuing the hunt. Call if treasure found.
Futaba defends.

Shido uses Ziodyne on the god. he gets strongly electrocuted.

"this isn't as strong as last time. are you getting tired mayhaps? " the god seems to smile amidst all his noodles.


Akamoto comes in, cutting and slashing away at the noodles.

"It's no use child of man. My noodles are legion"

Suddenly, the beast comes in.
"hah, a beast of sin? against another sin? how interesting. Let us see whom mankind is most devoted to !" The gap, which seemd to lead to the church's main hall, closes up again.

Kotone used yet another heal

"Again? You know I dislike that ! "
he heals himself a bit again.

Now, Child of Man, come. Quench This unsatiable hunger !!!!

The ramen god uses Enticing Ramen bowl. All except Kotone, Shido, Fur and Futaba rush towards the meal they are offered. As they eat, the feel their hunger growing deeper and deeper. they crave more and more. Hunger is cured, but now... They are brainwashed.

"Now fight for me ! Show me this power of yours ! "

The god sits back and enjoys the sight amused.
@fur lowered the succes rate of the fear skill. don't know if I'"ll use it though
(I assume our hunger isn't healed yet?)
the voice rings out again

"he has no control on what he absorbs when he heals... Use the cursed ramen when he heals again!"

HP:3982
S... Shit! *Luckily Shido slaps sense back into Composer* Ugh, thanks. Fur, hurry up!
(good thing I don't have healing skills)
Crap! Sorry!

*casts Eiga on Kotone*
@futaba it heals during next update.

@controlled people. You'll have to fight your friends. do what ever you want
(I KNEW IT!!!!!! Oh, wait:)

BECOME AS RAMEN, BECOME AS RAMEN, BECOME AS RAMEN, BECOME AS RAMEN, BECOME AS RAMEN, BECOME AS RAMEN,
etc
*falls to her knees*
Sorry folks, I'm running low on energy, I think I can get one charged attack off but that will be me out of it.
*concentrates again*
@bluehairedemo nu-uh. I don't allow that. you can make shido slap you but you won't recover immediatly. next update
(Does brainwash cure next turn too?)
Dammit... Messiah Picaro! *He casts Megidolaon*
*Decides to attack Shido physicaly with the sword*
BECOME AS RAMEN, BECOME AS RAMEN, BECOME AS RAMEN, BECOME AS RAMEN, BECOME AS RAMEN, BECOME AS RAMEN
@kotone. No coffee with ya ?
OOC: Ah, sorry. Forgot the limits when it comes to that.
brainwash lasts until cured by someone. (that's why you should've tried getting rid of hunger.
(becom ass ramen lol)
@Liam i was promised others would bring refreshments
@bluehairedemo no problem ^^
*Futaba defends after seeing the series of attacks others are preforming*
(I have coffee... but you will have to steal it from my brainwashed hands!!)
Oh come on what can I do against brainwashed people i'm useless.... of wait!

Ladies and Gentlemen MY NEW FEAR GAS!

*Unleashes toxins of fear in attempt to paralyze and inflict fear on brainwashed allies*

eh...give me a moment i'll save you from this brainwash guys trust me!
(Please tell me the only ones with status healing items aren't brainwashed)
Oh and that idea...still working on it...more time...
OOC: That's a little counterproductive.
so,@blue you cast megidolaon on your team mates ? sure you want to do that ?
@futaba, you don't happen to have a random paper fan to slap people with right?
OOC: eh, change that to standard attack.
(Guys, we need to concentrate. I have the feeling we are losing)
also, ramen god enjoys the BECOME AS RAMEN. he regens 20 sp to you @wolf
OOC
I had to leave for a while
Sorry
What did I miss?
So fellow sane people I ~may~ have a plan.
That involves you all defeating every single brainwashed person.
SO I can samarecarm them.
OOC: Half the team is brainwashed and they're probably losing.
@Emerson (We're basically screwed)
(Can we say I slapped @bluehairedemo ? I forgot about the whole fan thing from P5 for a sec.)
@futa we can say you did. but... he's alreading gettin' slaped by shit- I mean Shido
(if it gets too bad i'll just bring out a yoshitsune)
OOC: I just imagined how painful that slap would be.
@Kotone Shiomi è_é you don't plan on cheesing my glorious boss do you ? I have the power over plot devices 'k !
@bluehairedemo I know right xD who would you rather be slapped by ? a gentle litle loli? or a buff old man ?
Do we really have no one with Brainwash curing skills or items?
Man, we really are lacking supports...
OOC: Just down half your party and Futaba will take care of the rest. :P
OOC: You guys can do it, the rest of the team believes in your success!
(I have Items, but I'm brainwashed soooooo)
@Emerson what, you don't have it either ? xD just fan slap someone
( @Liam right, I'll slap @Akamoto_Shinji then?)
it's a fanslap fest =D
(Sweet thanks,)
Eheh yeah I kinda am just for high damage high heals.
Ailments arent my pixies specialty sorry.
aye.

also, I guess you could say it's a... PHanslap fest =DDD
OOC: Is person with nice hair an option?
alright, can I get a recap of your actions? it'll simplify this a bit xD also tell me who's brained and who's not
(I'll do fanslapping next turn I just needed to paralyze you first before we get overwhelmed by the brainwash.)
" All except Kotone, Shido, Fur and Futaba rush towards the meal they are offered. As they eat, the feel their hunger growing deeper and deeper. they crave more and more. Hunger is cured, but now... They are brainwashed. "
*casts Eiga on Kotone*
OOC: Ok Composer just does a standard attack, Pres slapped him.
*Unbrainwashed next turn due to slaps*
I am brainwashed, and I will BECOME ASS GOD
(I'm gonna fanslap Akamoto and then defend)
@fur. just use the effin' bowl already. aren't yall listening to the mysterious voice ??? I'm literally spelling out a way to break free.
(I charged btw)
ok. update
Also I attack prez with my weapon
I told him befor to do it, but he didn´t
OOC: Seriously. It's like the Kaneshiro fight, pick out the item then toss it.
@Liam

(Alright fine I will!)
The bowl
HEY!
FOODGUY!
MY MOM MADE BETTER RAMEN THAN YOU
@KOTONE


TRIGGERED
OOC
Moral Support
Marakukaja
real update this time xD
(BTW Kotone is weak to curse)
(go team pixie)
(At least I didn't shoot you!)
(Elevator music intensifies)
Take your time
(next time i will bring more than a minmax pixie)
@Kotone Shiomi

Jesus Christ that roast broke the clouds of the ramen god heavens.
..................................
OOC: .... You uh... ya done yet?
'k

so, all the brainbleached people go in and smack their former allies with their weapons except that one dick who uses his magic. What a traitor.

RG:" I like you human. here." The ramen god feeds Akamoto some food via ramenIV. He gains +50hp

Wolf also get's the same treatment for his gungho chanting;

The allied team follows suit armed to the teeth with paper fans.
Almost all allies are freed.

The beast of desire and wolf stay in the enemy team.

GR: "I will enjoy this.."

GR uses Ramen's embrace on Kotone.
>72 (barely passes) Kotone is now afraid.

"quite the fine body you have milady" the god laughs.

GR: uses Hot Broth on Futaba

Who Isn't free yet?
( geez, calm your noodles all. )
OOC: Uh... Does slapping someone make them recover the next turn? I don't remember.
@akamoto, the beast and wolf
Wow this God is the creepy and dangerous type....gah no choice...


All right I have a plan wish me luck!


@Liam
Ramen God I wish to speak with you I have an negotiation for you!
slap= recovery.
Oh god no.
(This time I will be less gentle)
Makarakarn!!
*a barrier forms around ramengod*
I MUST PROTECT GOD!
UPDATE
Get the stronger one first!

*Uses Amrita Soda on Beast*
@wolf GOD LOVES YOU do you wish to become the new thor ?
but no, update seriously.
OOC: Okai.

You son of a bitch... Tch, looks like I have to use this after all. *Something is off about Composer. Shido slaps the beast. So much slapping*
@fur.

NEGOTIATION

"What is it Human?"

"You wish to join the ranks of the sinners? "
(Oh soda affects whole party, sorry)
@bluehairedemo you are free you know ? °-°
(No, I would neve-)
I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR GOD!
GOD LOVES ME, I LOVE GOD, I LOVE RAMEN.
(SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MEEEEEEEE)
I dont want to be ramengod's thor!!!
*loud screaming*
OOC: Yeah but outside shadow Aigis agreed to defend me 5 times. It's more of a warning I guess. I'm too used to writing for bosses...
@fur.

"do not test my patience human"
*Futaba uses the last of her ammo to unload completely unto the god of cheap noodles*
Something like that...gah....


As a offer I present to you this gift!

*Reveals a ramen bowl*

I personally made this bowl to praise you for I have seen the errors of my way and I will make it up to you in a trade...


Take this bowl and eat its content, take me as your new minion and release the ones brainwashed and let them return to their allies....do we have a deal?
(@futaba ! they ain't cheap ! he takes ofense to that ! OAO)
(Did my soda go through?)
( -__- I'll have to roll this one. I doubt he wouldn't recognize his own troll bowl. ) (gimme a sec)
(I'm out for a bit. I will return)
nothing got through. we're in negotiations
(Oh plot nvermind)
*goes into a elevator and sees Vault button*

...?

*presses the button to go there*
@Liam

(pretent i redecorated it and added stuff to it...because i did)
@Zer0, Hey! Your team is lookin for ya,
https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=5365
*shadows start to wraith a little around Yuki in anticipation*
Roll to persuade god
>30 (for eff's sake -_- this god is stupidity incarnate.)

"very well human. I will take you up on your offer" The god takes the bowl and gulps it down. "

he uses Enticing Ramen on Fur. Fur is now brainwashed.

"..." "this ramen.... Oh fuck...."

Ramen god suddenly falls to the ground. The ramen walls all around shatter ! You are back in the Ramen church ! The ramen god is on the ground.

"You filthy Humans... YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS !!!!"

You gather around him

>all out attack
Negotiations

*walks out and sees Hyperion soldiers aiming at him*

Hyperion Battle Architect 1: Look what the cat drag in *arms a Bitch smg*

Hyperion Battle Architect 2: No where left to hide

ION Loader: Generating shield capacity. Escape is inevitable.
I've been waiting for this.
UwU Zero being lost. I still don't get it
OOC: sorry didn't notice
Aha! Is this our chance!
All out attack!
update
He's down! Give 'em what for you guys!
The team ( except wolf, beast and whoever else is brained) prepares for an all out attack.

gimme your all out attack lines ! 8D
@Liam

i'm still under his brainwash right?
>ailmented people dont aoa so only the snapped out peeps can do things
(Unless the hunger got mass wiped)
hunger is cured
update
Take control of me will you!!!
OOC: This is going to be one hell of an AOA

Let's seal his fate!!

*Shido says something like "For our great nation" or whatever*
The not brained people rush into the fray and beat the god to a bloody pulp.

It was not enough to finish him though.

He stands up again.

"I.... I WILL DEVOUR YOU ALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!"

what do you do ?
( "our great nation or whatever ! " shido president of japan 2knever)
Damn it! We almost got em! *Prepares another Vicious Strike*
*continue being feared*
I need halp
*Amrita Soda*

Shoulda done this earlier!
god HP

1930
(Assuming i'm brain washed...)

Forgive me fore the decide master.....but I shall make it up for you Ramen God

*Tries to inflict fear on party members*

OCC: How much health does ramen god have?
@akamoto gud thinkin'
(There's a reason I brought 10)
I use ziodyne on reaper.
I forgot he is strong against elect
( xD let's all thank @Persona after this)
Let's go. *He casts Oratorio*

*Shido uses Tyrant's Fist. Is that what the move is called?*
(@wolf you uh.. "forgot" right? yeah right. )
( what does oratorio do again? )
(Actually Thank Mishimans it was his shadow convention I stole them from)
Yep, I forgot...
Oratorio, Fully restore party's HP and negate all -nda debuffs
OOC: It works like Madiahan or whatever it's called. It also heals -nda debuffs apparently.
@nice;and since I'm no longer in the ramen dimension, I can't heal ! =D seems like you're going to win.





















Or are you ? >:D
Update
(I can only predict what you might do)
Of course...
OOC: Boop.
ooc: beep
OOC: Sheep
Futaba strikes the false god from behind with her vicious strike.

" I TOLD YOU TO STOP " !!!!

RG uses Ramenly Appendage on Futaba. Futaba is now constricted and will loose 20% of her current hp every turn until freed. She can't use physical attacks. Only persona skills.

Kotone, being feared, runs around like a brain dead chicken and bumps her head on a chair. -5hp

Fur uses a mass fear skill.
>2 success Akamoto and comp are feared.

Wolf uses thunder on akamoto, it's not really effective....

Akamoto opens a can of amrita soda and sprays its contents on everyone in the room. All ailments healed. You are all sticky however...

RG uses tidal broth to scald everyone's pants

COmp sings everyone a pretty song called an oratorio. You all listen to it and it soothes your pain. You're all full health.

I am watching Jaiden animations.
What are you doing while waiting?
OCC:Beep Beep
(Did that heal the people just feared too?)
you are all full health.

Futaba is being lewded. that is the status
MY CLOTHES ARE SO RUINED ARGH
Oh, great! Ziodyne!
(I drain elect, and he has a magic barrier, so I should attack first...
Unles some other does...)
hp 1899
OOC: God dammit

*Shido punches RG i guess*
*Warps to futaba and cuts lewdle noodles with sword*

That's just sick and wrong!
( don't forget rg's weaknesses -w- )
*Futaba makes a disgusted scoff at her clothes and stares back at the enemy, not attacking this time around*
Also, because I already used my turn, I take my phone and record Futaba being lewded by hent-ramengod...
For science, of course!!
My need for food has gotten too much.
I'm gonna be unable to do much of anything now...
@Wolf_

that's just wrong....for the sake of not only the ramen god but for research...


*Runs up and stabs sleeping syringes into Wolf_*

Go to sleep
(@Centunculus_fur, you're cured of brainwash y'know)
@kotone you can always get mind controlled =D you'll get free food if you do
Dude, it was a jok-
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*sleeping*
(WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!!)
and, at all, USE THE EFFIN'ICE !!!!
OOC: Well I would IF I HAD ICE
(You guys still aren't done yet?)
I don have it... does Reaper have something?
Some dude has an ice bullet loaded in your group and is NOT using it! he's a traitor ! kill him !
(Yea but I saved futaba this turn)
@Tatsuya final moments
(Oh wait i'm free!

I redo me turn now that i'm back from the brainwash I assist the team.)

Cool i'll just cast this!

*Uses a potion to increase everyones attack.
@Akamoto_Shinji you can do both you noodle !
(Just use Nuke Yuki. Oh wait you don't ever have any. Should I have Margaret show up and pull Personas for Bluey out of her book than GTFO?)
(Unless that doesn't count as a turn?)
shoot the noodles holding futa
(Gotcha)
*Fire's Ice round at RG's torso)
@Tatsuya no outsider interference allowed. I'll deus ex you if you do
( me ? no I'm not tired of the battle at al l! what are you thinking there you eh so bees !
OOC: Well it's kinda like Thor, I don't understand nuke.
(Oh, Duh, can I change my move to that?)
(Twas a question no need for threats)
there's always a need for threats =3 and yes, as long as no updates are done, your choice is not set in stone
you don't mind if i end the battle now right ?
OOC: Define end.
OOC: Argo GM is agro.
(Ya got my vote)
@bluehairedemo I'm nuking the whole nexus. is that a good enough definition ?
Ooooh ! we can update !
@Liam

Sure this life was unimportant anyways.
OOC: Jebus man. But sure, I don't wanna do this all day.
Reaper shoots a freezing bullet to the ramen god

"GAAAAARGH !!! ICE !!!! SO COLD !!!!"

He falls on the ground.

*gimme your all out attack quotes !!!
All out attack!
Lets get em!
oh, and futaba is free
We're putting an end to this! *Rushes the enemy with her hatchet*
Let's end this!!
Reaper requests an all out attack

>yes?
No?
He's down for the count! Give it all you've got!
DINNERS READY KID! ALL OUT ATTACK COMMENCE!
OOC
I might still need to alter how I do my support.
It's pretty infrequent.
YOU ALL BUMRUSH THIS DOUCHEBAG !!!!!

DEAD

RIP
FUCK YOU NOODLE GOD !!!
NO ONE CONTROLS THE NARRATOR AND GETS OUT OF IT ALIVE !!!!


*gimme a cool pose and one liner @Akamoto_Shinji
*Leans against the wall*

Get Rekt!
OOC: it's no rising sun. Seriously though I kinda thought that was over dramatic.
Click to load youtube video
Hope you enjoy meal!
OOC: You better hope you didn't just kill that shadow. You know what happens if you kill shadows.
Update
*Begins preparing mass teleport*
Made it back just in time...