You all stand in front of the Church of Gluttony. Epic sounds be soundin', Awsome threads be threadin' ( I'm talking about your clothes), Great GM's be GMing.
You're all ready to steal his treasure and gtfo. what do you do ? ( do I need to bring the maps again ? )
OOC: It seems like the teams will simply go when they are mostly all present, which means we'll need to rearrange them later based on time on, and then we'll simply act like it is happening in a similar timeframe.
You all rush towards the safe room in front of Thor and Ramen-kun's lovechamber. You meet no one on your way there. things are pretty quiet for a heist. A nice change of pace I suppose.
You all head into the royal love chamber. Thor's loot is still laying on the ground.
In the middle of the room floats the treasure. A plastic bowl. His treasure is a plastic bowl with " Your Mom ♥ you" written on it. It seems this bowl was the source of his distortion. what do you do ?
You wait some more. Yet nothing happens. Out of frustration, wolf and Futaba reach out to the trut.... wait no, to the treasure . The bowl is heavy.
A quick glance inside reveals how this could lead to distortion. The bowl was secretly a portal to the Ramen dimension. It's not the real treasure !!!!
Yyou jump in the bowl to land in the Ramen dimension. You stand on ramen, you breathe ramen, you see ramen, you touch ramen. Here, all is ramen and Ramen is all ! The distortion is so strong that even breathing in becomes difficult.
In front of you stands the False god Him self.
( I'll be playing him. ) "So you have come, mortals." how do you respond?
Oh? My treasure, ? You're inside of it ! this ramen dimension allows me to generate an infinite amount food for all eternity ! you've been fooled by the narrator whom I was controlling all along !!!!
The ramen god suddenly veils himself in a mass of Shaddows. He grows and bulges and changes shape.
"Prepare to feel the true power of Ramen !!!! I'll fill your hearts with such gluttony that you won't be able to resist me anymore !!!!!"
Before you stands a giant mass of noodles, ever changing, ever evolving. It's shape is incomprehensible. All you know is that the time to fight is upon you !!!!
Shido casts tyrant's glare and Tarukaja but forgets he tyrantly glared at the god and does nothing else
RG "pfft. what an idiot. You think that stare can scare me ? "
Reaper uses Eiga. Darkness amasses underneath the ramen god before bursting open like a balloon and cursing the god. However, he doesn't seem affected.
RG" A curse? to a god ? are you stupid human? We gods execute these curses and prayers. You cannot kill me with these lame attacks"
Wolf casts makaracarn
RG " tch. A barrier. This wont protect you long enough to survive human"
Futaba Shoots at the god while Composer uses one shot kill.
RG" ugh. that stings humans !! I will make you pay !!!"
The ramen god uses Ramen slap on Shido. Shido takes 75 phys damage
Ramen god uses Ramen Slap on Composer. he also takes 75 phys dmg
few. I won't allow any other players to join. -_- it'll take too much time for the battle updates. i'll drop the numerals as well since it takes time. I'll just aproximate like yesterday.
*Both Shido and Composer take the hit (Shido is down to 925 and I don't know Composers health) Shido uses Tyrants fist and then Tyrants fury while Composer uses maziodyne*
OCC: Alright i'm back pretty sure Liam put a curse on me for spoiling and hates me forever now. I promise to not even of out of context spoilers. JK...i think...
Ramengod takes @wolf's ziodyne without a word, slightly smoking.
(I'll go on a limb and say that fist is phys right?) Shido uses his two attacks pushing back the god. "gah, You're quite strong for a human. I can see how you managed to defeat thor-chan..."
He is interrupted by yet another maziodyne, this time comming from Comp. "Will you stop with this thunder??? it makes my noodles tingle !!"
Suddenly, Arahabaki comes in from behind and Visciously strikes the god from behind.
"You... You won't interrupt me anymore !!!"
Ramen god uses Hot Broth: Severe fire damage to Futaba
Ramen god uses Ramen slap: High phys damage to Composer
(If we are going by actual lightsabers, the core would determine somewhat it's damage. So having a nuclear core would indeed cause it to deal nuclear, since it's powering it)
COmp, creates a heavy blast of almighty energy "gah! Almighty powers ?? You are clearly no normal human ! I should focus on wiping you out first !!!"
Shido uses tyrant's fist again. God takes the full brunt of it.
SHinji, loads his rifle with ice rounds. "what is it mortal? Scared?"
WOlf rushes in close under the cover fire futaba provides to slash up the God. " It takes courage to come this close to my noodly appendage. DO you not fear for your life human ? "
Kotone fully heals everyone. "WHAT?? Healing ?? I shant tollerate this !!!!"
The ramen god extends his tentacle to the walls, ceiling and floor of the room and absorbs more ramen! he heals a rama amount of health.
Ramen god uses Tidal Broth: Severe Fire damage to all
