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pure_girl
Super Nyanko Heaven Cafe!
Hey Nyall~! I'm purr_girl, i shall be the cafe's maid and owner! Please be kind and don't tug on my tail!
I hope that you enjoy your stay! ♡w♡
-Taokaka-
Meowlo ! Tao came at your request !
pure_girl
@-Taokaka- yay! Help me deliver my paw-some food! Don't forget to meow with the customers!
pure_girl
P-please don't ignore me!
-Taokaka-
Tao'll work her hardest meow !
pure_girl
@-Taokaka- thank you! Meow ☆w☆
-Taokaka-
ooc: sorry laggy internet ;-;
Akamoto_Shinji
*Warps in* So Love Town has a maid cafe now? Sure, I'll try it out.
pure_girl
@Akamoto_Shinji i hope that yiu enjoy your stay, now what would you like?
-Taokaka-
Welcome edgy guy ! what do you want meow ?
AdachiImouto
U-umm...

I was told there would be kitties here...
pure_girl
@AdachiImouto there are though! There are cat girls! Meow ♡w♡
Akamoto_Shinji
I'll take some Rice balls please.
-Taokaka-
welcome cat loving lady ! what'll you have ?
pure_girl
@Akamoto_Shinji do you mean Nyan-ful Rice Balls?? Coming up!
-Taokaka-
*tao rushes to the kitchen, jumping over the furniture

Two rice balls coming right up meow !
Mao
Hello my good friends, I would like to be treated to culinary delights!
AdachiImouto
@pure_girl Cat girls are nice... *blushes* may I have a omelette, please?
pure_girl
@AdachiImouto one omelette coming up! Nyaaaaaa~~~
Mako-chan
Nya~! Hello purr_girl, hello Tao-chan! I'm just here to drink coffee and play with cats.
-Taokaka-
*comes back to @Akamoto_Shinji with two big rice balls

here's your order meow !

*puts the plate on the table

enjoy your meowl !
Hillock
*Walks in*
...
I am in heaven... did I died before?
-Taokaka-
*looks starry eyed at Purr_girl

Did Tao do good ?
pure_girl
@Mako-chan cool! The cat room is to the left of here, i shall make you some coffe! Have fun~~~~
-EliteKnight-
I heard of beautiful maidens trained to serve, I would enjoy a nice cold ale
Mako-chan
Lol, drink coffee a d playing with cats is literally what I live for let's be honest
Astarte
U-Um... H-Hello! I...I'd like... to have some tea, please... um... N-Nyaaah~?
D-Did I do that right?
--Morgana--
This isn't good... If these cat girls catch on, everyone will come here instead of feeding and petting me.

I must take drastic measures...

*sneakysneak*
pure_girl
@-Taokaka- very! Giod job! I shall give you a raise!
Akamoto_Shinji
Thanks, *Eats and enjoys the atmosphere*
pure_girl
@Astarte your tea is coming up! Nyaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~~♡w♡
Akamoto_Shinji
Hey Noir! Haven't seen you since the Thor boss, Hows it hangin'?
AdachiImouto
@Astarte
You're here too, Haru-chan? I mean... I'm not weird, okay? *blushing hard*
Mako-chan
@Astarte
You gotta have confidence when you speak the language of cats. Give it one more nya~!
-Taokaka-
yaaay ! but... what will you raise ? *tao looks confused
pure_girl
^^
What Mako-nyan said~!
pure_girl
@Astarte uhh... I'll give you more if those meat balls that you love!
Mako-chan
@pure_girl
*whispers* Tao-chan only accepts food as payment.
Hillock
Can I have some black coffee, Please?
pure_girl
@Hillock coming right up! -w- 0///0
-Taokaka-
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Meatbuns.... Tao'll do her super best then !!!
-EliteKnight-
I'd like something cold, a juice or something
Mao
Can I get a whisky on the rocks? If not coffee maybe?
pure_girl
@-EliteKnight- will a cold milkshake soda be good??? 0w0
--Morgana--
*walks in wearing the frilly outfit that Miss Sayaka and Haru dressed him in* Umm... N-nyaaa~ would anyone like their order taken, nya..?
Astarte
I... um... I'll try!
O-Okay, Okay...
Nyaaaah~ ! * She does a petite cat gesture with curled fists, tilting her head lightly. *
pure_girl
@Mao no alchohol! I will get you some coffe!
pure_girl
@Astarte yeaaaaaas! Good, good! ☆w☆
Mako-chan
Now if you'll excuse me...

*lays down with the cats*

*they're all attracted to me*
Akamoto_Shinji
*HHNNNGGG*
T-that was dangerous...
-EliteKnight-
@pure_girl that sounds delicious.
Hillock
Just...
This thing is too cute...
I think I´m dying...
AdachiImouto
@Astarte
...That was precious.

@--Morgana--
...No. way. This is amazing...
Hillock
*Collapses on the floor*
Mako-chan
@Astarte
Oh my me, that was purrfect, nya~!
pure_girl
@Hillock nyaaaaaah! I'll call the ambulance!
-Taokaka-
*brings their orders to everyone

there you all go meow! :3
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Hillock
Don´t... *Barely gets up* I-I am fine... thanks...
Mao
@pure_girl fine I'll take the coffee then...
pure_girl
@Hillock are you sure?? Could i get you some water?? 0///0
-EliteKnight-
Oh my....everything here is rather quaint. It makes me feel comfortable....
--Morgana--
@AdachiImouto !? Ummm, what are you looking at, nya~? would you like anything nice~?
Hillock
@pure_girl yeah, that works too.
Astarte
U-Um... P-Please don't say things like that to me, Nya... I... It's quite embarrassing... * Her face turns pink. *
Mako-chan
Me right now
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-EliteKnight-
*sips milkshake through the helmet. How is he doing that?*
pure_girl
@--Morgana-- i'm nit hiring.... But feel free to enjoy this cat-astrophe!
AdachiImouto
@-Taokaka-
Thank you. *smiles*

@--Morgana--
Why yes, actually. Would you sign my omelette, "Miss"?
pure_girl
@Mako-chan please be careful! Some of our cats can get viciouuuus! -w-
Akamoto_Shinji
@Astarte Has anyone told you you're Utterly Adorable?
-Taokaka-
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*tao roaming around mindlessly
Mako-chan
@Astarte
It's cute, and cute is good. Don't worry about it.
Hillock
I agree with Mako-chan
Mako-chan
@pure_girl
I'm a nekomimi goddess, cats love me, it's fine.
Astarte
* She shakes her head, hiding her face behind her hands. *
P-Please, you're all f-f-flattering me too much, Nya!
pure_girl
@Astarte would you like to become a new cat maid? 0///0
Astarte
U-Um... A-Are you... sure?
M-My... measurements are... troublesome, to say the least...
--Morgana--
@AdachiImouto Umm, sure, nya~! *leaps up and signs "We never speak of this again" on it* Enjoy, nyaaa~!

@pure_girl Oh, umm, please, nya~? I'm so catlike I would be purrfect! please nyaaa~? *purrs against her leg*
-Taokaka-
*at astarte

yay ! more friends at work meow!
pure_girl
@Astarte what are you saying 0w0? You are purrrrrfect!
-Taokaka-
@Astarte tao doesn't mind if you've got big boobies, boobie lady! They make you lovable!
Mako-chan
@Astarte
How are you're measurements troublesome? Your body is perfect.
pure_girl
@--Morgana-- i'm not sure.... But please don't creep out the costumers!
AdachiImouto
@--Morgana--
Thank you. I won't forget your lovely service. *winks and enjoys omelette*
-EliteKnight-
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Basically at this point
Hillock
(Neko intensifying intensity intensifying)
Akamoto_Shinji
This place is a feast for the eyes... Except for you Mona, guys can't be Cat Maids, that's just sick and wrong.
pure_girl
@Hillock would you like to bd one a cat butler?? 0///0 ♡w♡
Hillock
Morgana is not a guy: he is a cat
Astarte
W-Wh---- T-Tao-chan, please don't say things l-l-l-l-like that, nya !
-EliteKnight-
@Akamoto_Shinji
Tell that to the Lothric prince....his brother mounts him more than his horse
--Morgana--
@pure_girl I wouldn't do that, nya~! I'm a pure maiden, nya~

*suspicious glance at Sayaka*
Hillock
I am truly sorry, @pure_girl, but I don't really have the time to work here.
But I am really glad you offered the opportunity to me.
Akamoto_Shinji
He's a guy cat thing, the point is he isn't feminine at all.
pure_girl
@--Morgana-- w-wait... You. A. Pure. Maiden?
Get out.
pure_girl
@Hillock maybe some other day?? ^-^
Hillock
@pure_girl I will see if I can. Thank you!
Akamoto_Shinji
@-EliteKnight- That's terrifying on SO many levels.

Can I get a tea please?
-Taokaka-
@pure_girl Do you want Tao to throw him out ?
*tao looks raring for a fight
--Morgana--
@Akamoto_Shinji N-n--nya...? Master... You think I'm.. a boy!? Master... How could you...! *sobs fake tears loudly*
-EliteKnight-
@pure_girl
Uh, he means he's...not pure. But tries to be. He's been sullied enough...
pure_girl
@Hillock no problem! Please enjoy our cat-fe!
Astarte
* Haru looks around, hesitating. *
W-Where's... the uniform?
pure_girl
@--Morgana-- i told you already...
Get. Out.
pure_girl
@Astarte yay! Nyaaaa~~. It's to the right, where the kitchen is!
Akamoto_Shinji
@--Morgana-- That's disgusting dude, I ain't my sister, I don't fall for that crap.
Astarte
O-Okay! I'll... b-be back now !
* She dashes out. *
-Taokaka-
*rushes to the back of the cafe and fetches a uniform for Astarte

there you go meow !
Mao
What a cutthroat business strategy, I love it.
--Morgana--
@pure_girl F-Fine! I'll open my own cafe! with fatty tuna! y-you're all a bunch of... Meanies! *escapes through the window*
pure_girl
@--Morgana-- and don't come back, you not real cat thing!
*furious Nya~*
Astarte
* She returned, donning the cat-maid costume. *
Um... I-Is this okay, Nya?
Akamoto_Shinji
Now that the eyesore is gone, Tea please?
AdachiImouto
*giggles* Poor Mona-chan...I'll have to give him extra treats and pets later. *Finishes off omelette*
-Taokaka-
*Tao throws fish bones at Morgana

You meanie ! You broke the window !
pure_girl
@Astarte 0w0 a-a-a-amazing.....!
*stares with star eyes*
Akamoto_Shinji
*sees @Astarte*
Guh! T-that's too cute!
Astarte
I... I'll do my best, master! Nyaaaa~ !
* ... Haru lowkey wants to die. *
pure_girl
@Astarte w-wha?? You don't like being a cat maid? -w-
-EliteKnight-
@Astarte
*a slight bit of blood seeps out of my helmet, quickly trie snot to stare*
pure_girl
W-wait... What's that smell?
-Taokaka-
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v644/knuckleslives/Tao/taokaka-nya-6.png

*plays with haru's breasts

It's the boobie lady !
pure_girl
Is that something burning?
-Taokaka-
ooc: replace tsubaki with haru :3
pure_girl
W-wait... The kitchen is on fire!!!
Mako-chan
Haru, don't make yourself do things you don't want to do. The neko life ain't for everyone.
-Taokaka-
*Tao freaking out

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

FIRE !!!!!
pure_girl
F-F-FIRE! NYAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Akamoto_Shinji
*Trying not to stare*
pure_girl
MY KTTIES!!! NOOOOOOO!
Mako-chan
@-Taokaka-
The link isnt working Andi wanna see that pic.
Akamoto_Shinji
*sigh*

*Grabs Fire Extinguisher and puts out fire*
Mako-chan
HOW DID A FIRE START
Astarte
* ... Haru squeaks, eyes widening. She... begins to cry. *
pure_girl
I DON'T KNOW! WERE WE COOKING SOMETHING?!
*starts hyperventilating*
-Taokaka-
https://oimg.photobucket.com/albums/v644/knuckleslives/Tao/taokaka-nya-6.png

howabout now Meow?

*goes around and stuffs all the kitties in her robe

The kitties are safe meow !
-Labrys-
*runs in a shoots foam from finger tips stopping the fire*

*runs out*
pure_girl
@-Taokaka- g-good job...! Uhh.... I feel....
*faints from smoke*
AdachiImouto
My significant other is close to the Kirijo Group, so I can see if I can fix whatever was lost in the fire.
-Taokaka-
*catches Pure before she hits the ground

Pure !!! wake up ! *freaks out !
Mako-chan
CRP time?
Mako-chan
CPR
pure_girl
*the fure starts again, but this time burning and killing everyone inside it*

THE END
AdachiImouto
Oh... There she went. That's convenient.
Astarte
* ... Haru dashes out, panting. *
I-Is... e-everyone okay...?
-Taokaka-
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last try meow
pure_girl
Well. This was fun! I thank you all for participating in my poem!
Mako-chan
Yes
Mako-chan
But we want a real cat café.
-Taokaka-
._.

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Astarte
P-Please, stop t-t-t-t-touching my breasts!
pure_girl
@Mako-chan i'll make one! Don't worry! This time, it won't burn down!
-Taokaka-
They're so soft boobie lady ! Tao loves them! Almost as much as Tao loves meat buns ! Do you eat them too boobie lady ?
pure_girl
Uyt this post was so that i could make myself a base, for the next poem that i will be writing!
Mako-chan
Can... no...
pure_girl
Thank you all for participating in it!
Mao
Who keeps ligting the damn building on fire?
Mako-chan
@Astarte
Would it be rude if I asked...? Actually yes it would. But on second thought...
Hillock
You are welcome (Please don´t make me look too shady)
pure_girl
@Mao me! It was a scenario for my poem.
Astarte
P-Pleaaaase, PLEASE stop ! I-It feels weird!
-Labrys-
*walks back in*

I heard Kirijo Group. What about NY employer?
pure_girl
Anyway. If you guys want, you can keep chatting here, but i got a poem that i gotta write! So see you all later!
-Taokaka-
-w- Tao'll stop. For now.
Mako-chan
@Astarte
I'm a responsible, respectful goddess who totally WILL NOT ask to touch your breasts HOWEVER I'm not saying but I'm kinda saying that I would I appreciate it if...
AdachiImouto
-Labrys-
I was thinking the damages could be repaired... But it looks like the owner doesn't mind.
Astarte
... Um... W-Well... O-Okay. I... trust you, Mako-chan, so...
-Taokaka-
*A* If cat lady can touch, then tao can touch too right ?
-Labrys-
*puts on hard hat and safety glasses, slinging a sledgehammer over my shoulder out of nowhere!?*

I've got this.
Mako-chan
Really?! I mean... Yeah...

*face is glowing red*

*feels one of them*

Wow, Tao-chan was right. Uhh... Th-thank you...

*takes hands away*
Mako-chan
That was awkward to say the least...
pure_girl
*jumps at Astarte and grabs on her gummy breasts*

Wow! They are so soft!
Mako-chan
(I'm not Makoto, I'm just Mako-chan, so what do you think my size is, I'm honestly curious)
-Labrys-
*runs around repairing the building and replacing damaged objects*
AdachiImouto
Lady Mako-chan is amazing... *thumbs up*
pure_girl
>gummy breasts

I'm proud.
-Taokaka-
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*tao goes around cat-groping everyone

Boobies !!!
Mako-chan
Heheheh... Yeah...
*face is still bright red*
pure_girl
@-Taokaka- i don't think that's happening with me... I'm as flat as a board!
Mako-chan
@-Taokaka-
You're pretty nice yourself, Tao-chan, nya~!
-Taokaka-
Don't worry. Even if you're lacking, Tao still loves you !
-Labrys-
*looks down @-Taokaka-*

I see.

*pokes @-Taokaka-'s breasts back and returns to work*
-Taokaka-
Tao's boobies are great ! But boobie lady's boobies are the best !
pure_girl
@-Taokaka- aww~~ You're so sweet....
-Taokaka-
Sweet? Did you eat Tao when she wasn't looking, lacking lady ?
pure_girl
@-Taokaka- n-not like that! I mean your personality!
Mako-chan
Kawaii... -w-

Literally can't nosebleed anymore because I'm out of blood.
Mako-chan
@-Taokaka-
Ok, that's pretty rude to call her lacking lady...
pure_girl
@Mako-chan i'm okay with it! I think...
AdachiImouto
*collapses, steaming red after she is groped*

L-l-lewd kitty.....
-Taokaka-
*tao pouts.
It's not tao's fault if Nice lady has no boobies

(ooc: I'm just using the jokes from the original game. Flat characters end up being called "lacking" by tao. )
Mako-chan
@AdachiImouto
I have spare tissues.
Mako-chan
(I see, I haven't played BlazBlue so I wouldn't know)
-Taokaka-
Blushing lady are you alright ?? *takes her hands and puts them on tao's breasts

here ! feel Tao's meat buns ! They'll cheer you up
pure_girl
@-Taokaka- by characters you mean one character...
Astarte
U-Um. P-Please... don't touch them anywhere...
Mako-chan
@AdachiImouto
I take that back, I need them now.
Astarte
*anymore
-Labrys-
*picks up @AdachiImouto bridal style*

Are you okay honey?
-Taokaka-
(@pure didn't she call tsubaki lacking at first? I thought she used it for more then one... well I'm calling you Nice lady from here on anyway so no matter. )
pure_girl
@-Taokaka- really? I mean... Noel exists... And i know that she gets called lacking lady, but... Tsubaki?
Kazuya
OOC: Wasn't Tsubaki "Average Lady"?
-Taokaka-
>> ooc it's been a while since I played any BB... I'm probably getting rusty on my lore.
AdachiImouto
@-Taokaka-
Yes... Many betters...

@-Labrys-
Hi beautiful... I'm definitely okay now. *giggles and hugs*
Mako-chan
So cute...
-Labrys-
*nods and holds @AdachiImouto close*

Do you require lewds? Is that what you were saying when you were on the floor?
Hillock
I will bump this. Just for the lols. Also want to see what happens next if I do this.
BUMP!
Akamoto_Shinji
This was a treat to watch... The recording quality on these phone things are good,