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Hillock
(OMG Porn intensifies 0.0)
Hillock
(WOW, HENTAI INTENSIFIES)
AdachiImouto
*Puts up another sign that says "20% markup on lewd behavior*

@Migrant
I am the best at finding kitties.

*Marches up to attic*
-LightningFarron-
*gets nose to nose with @Kazuya and is bright red*

I need water. Holy crap these two...
Akamoto_Shinji
*Lifts Aqua up, carries her upstairs, and gently lays her on the bed*
Hillock
Hello!- Wowowow what the heck?!
... @AdachiImouto... please, a cup of black coffee...
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC: Scratch that!
IamThou
@Aqua, @Akamoto_Shinji
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I need to document this method of lovemaking!
*Sneaks behind and follows Shinji upstairs*
Aqua
OOC: Are you going to post up a new action?
Hillock
(I just realized I started page 7! Great for me!)
--Morgana--
OOC: WHAT WHY AM I BEING DRAGGED INTO THIS

Meow!? why is everyone here!? you are NOT doing that on my treasure!!
Akamoto_Shinji
*runs hand slowly down Aqua's leg and caresses her inner thigh*
IamThou
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*Makoto Niijimas the two*
Aqua
*Groans in pleasure*

Shinji ...
AdachiImouto
@--Morgana--
Emergency situation. Uncontrollable hormones. I am evacuating you. *Picks up Mona-chan and brings him downstairs*

@Hillock
At once. *Sets Mona-chan on the counter and pours him a black coffee*
Hillock
(Where is Mako-chan! She needs to see this! This is prime phanfic material!)
IamThou
@Aqua, @Akamoto_Shinji
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*Softly speaks*
Ohohohoho...such passion!

*Writes down what she sees*

*Blood starts dripping from her nose*
Akamoto_Shinji
*stares into Aqua's eyes as he caresses her*

You sure you want this Aqua? I won't do it without your permission.
--Morgana--
@AdachiImouto If they use my treasure for anything weird I'm stealing their hearts myself!!
Kazuya
*Kazuya's face turns into a bright red*

H-Hey...you shouldn't be this close t-to me, Lightning...!!
IamThou
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*Stares at the couple with wide open eyes*

I don't care if mom's gonna kill me for this.

This is worth it.

*Draws the two on her notebook*
Kuroumi
Is this where the madness starts?
Hillock
Ok, I´m calling @Mako-chan. This is a MUST for her.
*Gets his phone*
...
Someone on this place knows @Mako-chan´s phone number?
IamThou
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*Drops the pencil and notebook*

*Stares at the couple*

*Blood gushes from her nose*

...
AdachiImouto
*Pulls down Martial Law and beer signs*

*Puts up a "50% markup on noise" sign*
Kuroumi
@IamThou
Lavenza, are you okay?!
Hillock
Wow this is going out of hand...
Aqua
*Stares back into Shinji's eyes*

Shinji I ...

*Notices that they are still in the cafe*

*Faces turns completely red*

I think we continue this another time!

*Gently climbs off of Shinji*

*Walks out of the cafe in a disheveled manner*

IamThou
@Kuroumi
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*Staring at the couple*

Uh....huh...

*Jaw drops*
--Morgana--
Why is everyone acting like this today!? just makes me think of what I cant do! *pout.*
Hillock
And so, the perverted-hentai episode came to an end...
Hope Mako-chan sees this...
IamThou
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*Snaps out of it*

Wait, what?! Aww...

*Sigh*
Akamoto_Shinji
Uh... crap, I, Hold up! *chases after Aqua*
AdachiImouto
...

Aqua-san didn't pay her bill...

*Puts up a Wanted poster*
Kuroumi
@--Morgana--
Don't think about the bad things.
*Pets Him Slowly*
Hillock
Never fear, @--Morgana--! You will find someone eventually! Just keep searching...
That reminds me HOW COULD YOU DRAW IN MY FACE WHEN I WAS ASLEEP!!!!
AdachiImouto
And another.
Hillock
@AdachiImouto I will pay for her...
How much?
Mona
*Wakes up* *yawn* So, what's everyone been up to? Ugh, i'm hungry now...
--Morgana--
@Kuroumi Cant help it now.. *blushes* Meow.

@Hillock Oh, did someone do that~? wasnt meeee~
IamThou
@AdachiImouto
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Imouto-san, please invite me to your honeymoon with Aunt Labrys when you two get married.

I want to see romance in its purest form.
Hillock
@--MORGANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
ok now I need more coffee please!
Kuroumi
@--Morgana--
Good cat. You've gotten enough from me now.
*Stops petting*
Mona
@IamThou what about in its filthiest form O~O
Mona
So, yeah, can someone please feed me?
AdachiImouto
@Hillock
You don't wanna pay this bill. *Casually places spear on the table*

@Mona
Good morning, treasure. *Smiles*

Now I can make a big plate of fish for all of the Monas.

*Prepares a large plate of fish and places it on the counter*
-LightningFarron-
*looks down and presses my forehead to @Kazuya's*

I'm feeling faint Kaz...I might need your help...for support...
Kotone Shiomi
*enters*
Hey folks~
Mona
Yay~!
-LightningFarron-
*slides @AdachiImouto 12 million Gil*

One to one conversion to yen I've found. I have her tab.
AdachiImouto
@IamThou
Ehh...? *Blushes brightly* as in, you would watch? That's quite indecent... And, we probably are unable to get married anyway...
Kazuya
*Kazuya tries his hardest to keep calm*

W-W-What's wrong, Lightning...?
AdachiImouto
@-LightningFarron-
Gil...? What kind of currency is this? Can I convert this?

Wait, what am I getting this for again?
Hillock
(And so, let the game begin)
-LightningFarron-
Gil is a one to one currency with Yen. I am paying Aqua's bill @AdachiImouto.
--Morgana--
@Hillock It was Ryuji! it was the only way he could express his feelings~

@AdachiImouto Thanks Miss Sayaka!! *shares the fish with the other Mona*
-LightningFarron-
*glares @Kazuya in the eyes*

Walk me home. I'm not feeling well. That was too intense to watch. Especially considering she looks like me with blue hair...
Kazuya
I-I'll go home too...I can let you ride Cerberus, if you want...
Kotone Shiomi
*starts making a cup of coffee*
AdachiImouto
@-LightningFarron-
I see. She must have left. Well, I will just bring it up when she returns.

@Hillock
*Pours him another coffee*

@Kotone Shiomi
Welcome. Any requests?
Mona
*VOREs fish*
AdachiImouto
Or help yourself...

My apologies. It is quite chaotic today.
-LightningFarron-
*leans on @Kazuya*

Just get me the fuck outta here.
Kotone Shiomi
I'm making coffee, I dont need to request anything~
AdachiImouto
@Mona @--Morgana--
Is it to your liking, dears? *Smiles*
AdachiImouto
@Kotone Shiomi
...I believe I'm the temporary owner here. *Coffee Dictatorship intensifies*
--Morgana--
@AdachiImouto Its yummy!! and dont call us dears! we are handsome, very in demand bachelors!
Kazuya
Alright...
*From his COMP, Ceberus appears and he places Lightning on him*
Come on buddy, let's get her home!
*Both Kazuya and Cerberus walk out of the cafe*
Mona
@AdachiImouto it's VERY delicious! Thanks for serving us.
Kotone Shiomi
You may be the temp owner but I am the land lord.
I will kick you out.
AdachiImouto
If one more person walks out of this cafe without paying I'm personally going to burn down the whole to-

...

@Mona @--Morgana--
*Pets the Monas*

Sure, you're both very handsome. *Giggles* just let me know if either of you need anything else.
AdachiImouto
@Kotone Shiomi
Is that a threat? I will tell Labrys.
Kotone Shiomi
Its an expansion on your claim.
*takes finished coffee and starts to drink*
LuxTenebris
Threat to primary missions detected...
Begin elimination protocol? Y/N
Mona
Don't worry, I promise not to leave without paying, I live here!
Akamoto_Shinji
*Walks in*

THAT could have gone better...

*walks over to counter and places a large sack of yen*

That should cover our drinks, and for putting up with everything...

*walks out*
AdachiImouto
@Kotone Shiomi
Case in point. I will just appreciate these Monas and attend to other customers.
AdachiImouto
@Mona
I wouldn't charge you regardless. Everything is on me. *Petpets*

@Akamoto_Shinji
Thank you. Please come again.
LuxTenebris
Threat alleviated...
Disengaging defenses...
Mona
@AdachiImouto ah... so kind, lady.
Hillock
*sigh* So everything is ok now, uh?
--Morgana--
This whole situation feels like it can blow up at any moment..
Hillock
You think? But...
Who is left right now?
LuxTenebris
That is impossible Morgana, I was made with the intent of self preservation. Thus I will not blow up at any time.
Tatsuya
Hey everyone how's it hanging?
Kotone Shiomi
I made coffee.
LuxTenebris
I was also programmed to only obey the orders of those considered allies...except that damn red head...apologies I seem to have had a slight error in my programming.
AdachiImouto
@Mona
Lady? My my, what a gentleman. You can just call me Sayaka like the others.

@--Morgana--
Don't worry. As long as I can spoil you I won't break hurt anyone.

@LuxTenebris
Eh? Was there a threat nearby?

@Hillock
It should be calm now.
AdachiImouto
@Tatsuya
Greetings. Would you like anything?
Mona
@AdachiImouto very well, if that is what you wish...
Hillock
Thats good to hear.
-Reaper-
*walks in* Hey
-Labrys-
Good morning everyone. We are open and ready for business...time to serve drinks and change lives..

*flips sign to open*
IamThou
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*Has music playing in her earphones while entering*

~hakanaku tayutau sekai wo kimi no te de mamottakara
imawa tada tsubasa wo tatande yukkuri nemurinasai
eien no yasuragi ni tsutsumarete love through all eternity~

*Takes them off*

Hey, Aunt L!

*Sits down*

Can I have a cup of coffee? Thank you! Just got back from school.
Hillock
(@-Labrys- I see what you didi there...)
Hello! I got good marks on this evaluation!
Black coffee please!~
Hillock
Did*
Kuroumi
Mind if I get some tea?
-Reaper-
*enters* Hey
-Reaper-
*brews some tea for @Kuroumi
-Reaper-
@Kuroumi It's ready
IamThou
Question: Are we ever going to make another LeBlanc or will this be the final one since there are pages now?
Firematthew
Maybe. Honestly though it's up to us to make sure it never gets buried.
Kuroumi
@-Reaper-
Thanks. *Takes the tea from him.*
-Labrys-
*slides coffee to @Hillock and @IamThou*

Enjoy~. It is good to see you both. My adorable little niece~!

(Whatever do you mean @Hillock? ;) and sorry, finally got internet back. Rolling outages here)
-Labrys-
(We are trying to keep it contained here. Now that we have pages especially. So just keep it bookmarked and unburied)
IamThou
@-Labrys-
*Lavenza suddenly disappears, leaving her bag behind*
Hillock
(My exams! The 3rd evaluation! I got good grades on all my subjects!)
(... now I have to prepare for the finals... well, shit)
Hillock
(@IamThou so now you are on the other thread?)
Akamoto_Shinji
*Warps in*
Hm? Hey Lab!

OOC: Congrats dude!
-Labrys-
Well then...
-Labrys-
(Congrats! I'd give you coffee and cake IRL if I could)
Hillock
(Yay! I´m happy and depressed at the same time! Probably a side effect of stress and tiredness!)
Hillock
(Thank you all.)
-Reaper-
@Akamoto_Shinji want the usual?
-Reaper-
@Hillock congratulations
Hillock
Thanks man.
Akamoto_Shinji
Yep Thanks Reaper,

Hm? Hey Lab, Someone left their bag here.
-Reaper-
*brews some tea*
Hillock
Yep, @IamThou disappeared. She left the bag
-Labrys-
*nods*

My niece. Lavenza. Hand it here please.
-Reaper-
@Akamoto_Shinji Ready
Akamoto_Shinji
Thanks man.
-Labrys-
*stretches and rolls neck*

You have this @-Reaper-? I'm still kind of jet lagged from my flight back from Tibet...
-Reaper-
Sure go rest @-Labrys-
Akamoto_Shinji
So, for research purposes Lab, Does you body benefit from stretching? or are you going through the motions?
Yukayo
hey !
can i have a part time job , again ?
IamThou
*A person can be seen running towards the cafe outside*

*She seems to be getting closer*

-LAVENZA OPENS THE DOOR-

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*Pant* *Pant* *Pant*

DAMN YOU, VOICE IN MY HEAD! HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO DO THAT!?

(Well, I am the one controlling you.)

SCREW YOU!

-Makajam-

*Sigh*

*Walks over to a booth and sits down*

Ugh, my legs are sore.

Aqua
*Walks in looking bashful*

Hi everyone.

I came back to pay the tab I left yesterday.

*Notices Shinji*

Oh um I think I left my stove on ...

*Quickly drops some money and makes it for the door*
IamThou
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I need a glass of water...
-Reaper-
Wow *takes money*
-Reaper-
@IamThou Here
-Sora-
Hey !
-Reaper-
@-Sora- Hey
Akamoto_Shinji
Hold up Aqua!
*Chases after Aqua*
-Sora-
*sees @Aqua *
is that ... Aqua ?
IamThou
@-Reaper-
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Thank you.

*Downs the glass of water*

Ahh...that was refreshing!
Necho_Cat
Meow
-Sora-
@Necho_Cat thats , necho cat
looks like it doesn't belong to neku
*pets him*
-Reaper-
@IamThou You're welcome
Aqua
*Turns to face Shinji*

Look Shinji yesterday was ...

*Blushes a bit*

Nice.

But I would rather not repeat the same behavior in front of everyone in this cafe.

*Takes a step closer to the door*
-Reaper-
@-Sora- He is my cat
Akamoto_Shinji
Then can we talk outside?
Boss
*walks in, sees all the people.*

Mhmm.....hoo boy....

*walks out*
-Sora-
@-Reaper- oh, i see
IamThou
HOO
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BOY
IamThou
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-Reaper-
@-Sora- You can play with him
Aqua
*Thinks on Shinji's offer*

*Then looks at him with a bit of hesitation*

Sure let's talk outside.

*Pushes door open*

After you.

Boss
*currently smoking outside, as he notices the couple step outside, he walks back in and speaks rather condescendingly*
Do me a favor @Aqua, don't get hands outside my window
Boss
*handsy
Hillock
So @Aqua x @Akamoto_Shinji is a thing now, uh?
-Sora-
hey , ma'am , can i have the menu
Aqua
*Focuses her heated gaze on the ground*

Don't worry boss we won't ...

Right Shinji.
Akamoto_Shinji
Hey boss.

*Walks out a distance from Boss*

We can talk here.
Akamoto_Shinji
Right...
-Ventus-
hey!
can i have a curry ?
-Ventus-
oh , it is aqua and akamoto ! how are you guys

*sees @-Sora-
i knew you would be there , how is the things ?
-Sora-
@-Ventus- it is okay , there are no heartless here so , it is save for the time being
by the way how is chirithy ?

@-Reaper- oh really ? i'll let meow wow play with him
*summons meow wow
Aqua
*Folds arms across her chest*

*Gives Shinji a stern look*

Okay then talk Shinji.

I want to know how we got to the point of public indecency in a cafe.

This was only supposed to be a date and we ended up causing a scene!
MeowWow
meow wow ruff ~!
*runs into @Necho_Cat
Necho_Cat
Meow *runs to @MeowWow*
Akamoto_Shinji
I... I lost control of myself, And I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of everyone, I should have never let things get as far as they did, And once I realized what was happening I should have taken you somewhere private...

*Bows*
I'm Sorry...
KensukeKurosaki
What a lovely day, how are we all? *To whoever is bartending* Double Espresso Caramel Machiatto Latte
MeowWow
@Necho_Cat ruff ! *licks necho's ears
ooc: it will make him angry
KensukeKurosaki
Oh....Well then.... I'll just sit here
Necho_Cat
OOC: okay
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC: just a rule of thumb guys, Controlling other peoples characters through your own dialogue "I.e. ooc: it will make him angry" is frowned upon in RP's
Aqua
*Stern look softens a bit*

It's fine Shinji.

I should be saying sorry too for just leaving you like that yesterday.

*Nervously taps her foot*

I actually enjoyed what we did ...

But maybe we should take things a bit more slowly.
-Labrys-
*leans out window*

And in your own place. Need an apartment? I'm renting.
Akamoto_Shinji
I totally agree!... With both of those statements... and don't worry about leaving, It was only natural...

I'll control myself better from now on.
Hillock
(And here is the "HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD KISS" comment of the day. Good work @-Labrys-)
Akamoto_Shinji
-_- Ya mind not listening in on our conversations Lab...
Aqua
I'll try to control myself too ...

At least until we get to know each other better.

*Blushes at Labrys' comment*
Akamoto_Shinji
I forgot that I rented that room, huh.

So, I mean. I feel we need to lay down ground rules of where the "too far" line is drawn, other than the obvious, of course.
Hillock
-_-
-Labrys-
*waters flowers*

Hey. Im trying man.

*pops back in and closes window*
Aqua
I believe the first rule should be to not bring our more intimate moments to public locations.

*Whispers*

I really don't want anyone else knowing my preferences in clothing.
Hillock
Privacy? That´s a no-no in the nexus (Because everything is recorded in those places called "Threads")
Akamoto_Shinji
Well yea, That shouldn't have happened... I mean like, Holding hands, kissing, physical contact, stuff like that, How much is too much? Other than the obvious foreplay crap.

*Whispers*

What do you mean by that?
Aqua
Well I think things were fine until you grabbed my butt...

After that stuff kind of got intense.

*Whispers*

You know my preferences in lingerie and other things.
mickeyMouse
Heya pals,i'm mickey!
Akamoto_Shinji
Oh! Right... Well Not even I know that sooooo,

Yeah Ok, basically anything short of touching "vital points" is fine then?
Aqua
Yes anything short of that is fine in public.

*Whispers*

You will know once we spend little more private time together.

I promise you Shinji.
mickeyMouse
oh boy, hey master @Aqua , how you've been ?
Akamoto_Shinji
Dah, um... er, I, Can't wait...

And now I sound like a perv... great. -_-
Hillock
(OOC: Yes you do)
Yes you do.
Hillock
IC the second one.
Aqua
*awkwardly looks around*

So I guess we had the conversation ...

*Suddenly remembers something*

I left my stove on!

Shinji I have to go bye!

*runs to turn off her stove*
mickeyMouse
*notices @Akamoto_Shinji with @Aqua
oh boy ,Aqua , that your boyfriend
Akamoto_Shinji
Wait so the Stove wasn't an excuse! Crap!

*Chases Aqua*
Hillock
...
*Turns to the ones on the café*
Ok, the show is over, return to your affairs...
Hillock
*Sits and drinks his coffee*
Hillock
Bumping to the truth
Hillock
*But nobody came*
Migrant
*walks in*
*turns on the news*
*sees it talking about corrupt cops and dead lolis*
*turns it off*

There's gonna be another Shido rising up at this rate...
Hillock
We already have one Shido, we don't need more...
Hillock
*Looks around, nobody seems to be on the counter*
Migrant
Yeah but he's on our side.

Hmm.... actually, Light would probably run for Prime Minister at this rate....

*pauses*

SON OF A-rrested loli dead!? That has to be his doing!
Akamoto_Shinji
*Warps in*
That was a wild ride...
Migrant
*blinks* Oh, hey, people.

What was a wild ride?
Hillock
*... looks up*
Oh, you are back...
Akamoto_Shinji
Aqua's home burned down then some White haired jerk started spouting crap...
Migrant
White haired jerk?

Is it related to the grey haired jerk?
Hillock
Probably
Akamoto_Shinji
White, Silver, Grey, whatever. He was a Monochrome haired jerk.
-LightningFarron-
*sits down*
I know a few people like that physically. But they're bit jerks.
KensukeKurosaki
*enters and sits, orders drink*
Snow perhaps @-LightningFarron-
-LightningFarron-
Eh. He's blonde.
*sips coffee*
Akamoto_Shinji
Sup Farron!
-LightningFarron-
Not much. Trying to relax

*tries not to look at Shinji, turns slightly red in the ears*
Migrant
Too much going on at once now. Izanami's got Yu freaked out, there's a white haired guy spouting nonsense apparently, there's a kid who wants to kill criminals to make a new world order, Envy's possessed Gamma, and we still haven't taken Ira's treasure.

I'm worried what happens if even two of those things team up.
-LightningFarron-
Oh dear...
Mona
Meow
-LightningFarron-
*pets @Mona*

The cute black cat is back...
Migrant
Wonder where it was. Probably causing trouble for Futaba.
Mona
Wh- I am not a cat!
-LightningFarron-
Hm? Who is..Futabae? Is that what you said their name was?

*keeps letting @Mona*
Migrant
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Mona
I don't do anything to Futaba! SHE causes troble for ME!
Migrant
You cause enough trouble for her as well, Mona.
Mona
Wrong, wrong, WRONG!
-LightningFarron-
*scratches behind @Mona's ears*

He sure meows a lot...
Migrant
Oh, yeah, he's a very mean kitty. *sinister grin*
Mona
Grrrrr...
-LightningFarron-
*scratches under @Mona's chin and kisses the top of his head*

So soft and cute...
-Reaper-
Hey
Doctor_Ver
(Pokes head into the dark cafe and enters.)

Alright, nobody here. Perfect situation to scan.

(He produces the scanner in his pocket once more, and scans the building top to bottom.)

Oh my...this is...unique. (Begins to laugh loudly.)

Oh this is perfect! Everything will move along as planned!

(Regains composure and returns the scanner to his pocket.)

Time to head back.. (He exits the cafe.)
Hillock
Will no one givi me some COFFEE!!!
*Despairs and runs to school*
Tatsuya
*Stares at Hillock running out* I thought school was over though?
Hillock
(No, I still have school. But it will end in... 3 weeks aprox... more or less)
Tatsuya
(Ah wow that sucks. It's over where I live. I know cuz my job sucks more than normal now!)