im a closeted sonic furry. i shitpost to hide my pain, and i cant be bothered to type with more than one finger.

Closeted?

im not gonna admit to being a furry.

I am a mediocre piece of garbage who tries to improve but makes no progress.
also i play video games to relieve my anxiety.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

I'm a soulless otaku that has screwed logic.

I am a 17 year old teen who is trying to surpass my own limits but ends up failing again and again...
I think my shadow is taking over: I´m getting in a bad mood faster and longer than before...

@NotAkira aren't we all?

@Kuroumi aren't we all?

Bump

I'm also a cringey edgelord who makes "quality" musical.lys.

I'm the one guy who likes something no one else has even heard of and it's all for naught.

Greetings! Have you ever seen WataMote? I'm essentially the main character, only a little less lazy.

im 20 years above the target audience of this site

I'm pretty content with my existence. Besides the hatred for 90% of all of humanity.

@LuxTenebris just know that there's likely a 90% chance that someone hates you

I'm the girl that has powers. What kind of powers? If I knew, then I would have a PS4 and a copy of P5. I'm also the one that you will never see coming...METAL GEAR!(because stealth)

gay desu

I just exist

I am an otaku of anime, games and wrestling. Yuri is my lifeblood. I rarely go out, I have a job I'm not passionate about, and I have few redeeming qualities. I'm basically an uncute, crappy real life version of Gab from Gabriel Dropout.

I might take this seriously later
Maybe
But I'm sure most everyone knows me

@AdachiImouto i'm quite into wrestling myself. The lore confuses me, but I do buy the latest WWE games so I could be considered a fan

Just a less intelligent Daru with a scruffy excuse for a beard.

*H-Games not included. Batteries sold separately.*

I'm just a magician's apprentice.

@Mona
WWE 2K17 is great, it got outdated quick with WWE transforming over the past year. Still fun. I play Universe Mode with my girlfriend from time where we run Raw and SmackDown respectively. It's utter chaos.

I love Bayley and Finn Balor.

@Mona
People reserve the right to hate me. Can't win over everyone.

@AdachiImouto Why does that sound train wreckey fun?

Look, nobody ever said I'm a nice guy. I beat the crap out of people, more than I have to. Some are even still in the hospital. I've had idiot teachers who tried to talk big, so I taught them a lesson; and they never came back to class. If a go to a restaurant and the food's bad, I make it a policy to stiff 'em with the bill.

But even a bastard like me, can spot true evil when he sees it. True evil, are those who use the weak for their own gain, and crush them under foot when they're through; especially an innocent woman, and that's exactly what you've done, isn't it?

And your stand gets to hide from the victim, the law, and the consequences; so that is why I will judge you myself!

*applause intensifies*

@hazama Good JoJob.

My name is Amaya and I try to be pure and friendly but I act like a punk and I look like a dead anime mom irl
im gay as shit and live for yuri, some yuri anyway i get too passionate so i either love or hate some yuri ships/shows and stuff
I play a lot of games and watch a lot of anime and im really bad at finishing things
Symphogear gave me reason to live and i buy a lot of weeb shit like gundam model kits (i have literally never watched gundam) and various other figures and stuff from things like madoka magica, k-on, Lyrical nanoha and kancolle
and yes i play the shit out of kancolle and i married atago and
idk i guess i could go on but im stopping now

Hazama is our new god now.

Would you like to take a moment to hear about our lord and savior, Dio-sama?

@Hazama Is that a motherfucking Jojo reference?

tfw i posted at the same time as a meme and forever doomed myself to irrelevancy

This was all meant to happen, but it's hard to explain. Do you believe in gravity?

That was actually more than I thought you'd post. Color me surprised! But yes...you got JoJo'd hard.

@Migrant
Because it is. Its amazing.

Bray Wyatt is Universal Champion on Raw and Xavier Woods is WWE Champion on SmackDown.

Mr. Money In the Bank is Tye Dillinger...

@Hibiki
We need to share more yuri.

Theres no need to fear, Yu Narukami is here to talk about my new patented Narukami method. Never again will you be doomed to irrelevancy with the Narukami method.

Ok, in real life I'm a boring nobody that everybody mistakes for a feminine boy.
The only people who have ever hit on me are old white men and gay men. Lesbians turn me down because "your shoulders are too broad to be a girl"
I have the body of an athlete but my favourite sport is napping.

i live in water for the majority of the summer, i draw horrible art and i failed college. but i redeem myself with self-deprecating jokes, bad memes, and horrible content on my social media.

aren't i just a blast?

I'm into the general otaku stuff like manga games and anime and I cosplay!! I'm going to another con in June actually! I have a bit of unhealthy addiction to shopping, I really like trying weird foods (even if they're terrible) for the experience! my girlfriend got me into wrestling but Im not nearly as hardcore as she is lol. I'm actually a really shy person when Im not RPing or cosplaying so stuff like this where I talk about myself feels weird to me xD;; but oh well! hitting add now

wrestling lesbians when

We are all making a stable of lesbian wrestlers.

GWO. Gay World Order.

I want everyone to be a lesbian even though i'm a mostly straight male

I'm Wes, and i'm really gay and won't shut up about it
i'm not actually a vaporeon, i just like them a lot, and if you're wondering, yes i know jolly is a terrible nature for a vaporeon, but a jolly vaporeon was my first shiny so ssshhhhh
i like cute stuff and everything nintendo~ etran odyssey too~

Vaporeon kind of looks like Jack Frost now

WOW there is a lot more not straight people here than I expected! xD

uhh I guess I will reveal then that im a girl in real life, a lesbian(i think) and AdachiImouto is my real life girlfriend, its her fault I got into Persona and came here >.<; Im happy I did though!!

@--Morgana--: Hold up aren't you the one I'm supposed to kidnap

@--Morgana-- a real life girlfriend, huh. I'm kind of jealous

hi im here

Wassup, @PhantomThief

@Hibiki I forgot all about that lol! dont kidnap me pweeeaase

@Mona In our case we were crazy lucky tbh, like insanely~ just keep lifes doors open! <3

Arf! Arf! Woof! Grrrrrrrr...

i wont kidnap you but i can not say the same for the hibiharem collective

@-Koromaru- waa!? What the hell's a dog doing here!?!

*Sees cat*

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did this suddenly become an RP

Every thread becomes RP eventually

Only relevant RPing is allowed.

Don't set a precedent of tolerance for it, Hazama.

I was going to join the Hibiki harem anyway, so I will collect her myself seeing as she is only 10 feet away

Then we're all one big happy harem

Yeah, @-Koromaru-, stop