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Dark_Mona
Darkness
All of humanity's corruption will be ended. You will be replaced with superior, stronger beings. You have one year to repent for your sins and beg for salvation in your death.
Bgammax
We're being replaced by cats? Awesome
Mona
@Bgammax what led you to think cats?
Mona
Also, this seems like a serious threat
Bgammax
They said superior beings, so my mind jumped to cats. Is that off?
Mona
Cats aren't even holy, they're a result of human domestication
Bgammax
I'll have you know cats are considered sacred in many cultures, most notably Egyptian.
Mona
Well, is the god we're fightimg egyptian?
Bgammax
well considering it sent a cat as its messenger, probably. Its probably egyptian
Mona
@Bgammax I don't think that's a cat.
Bgammax
well no, its not just a cat. Its probably a magic cat. And even then it probably isn't technically a magic cat, but a primal force of nature with the appearance OF a cat, typical Egyptian stuff.
Starwaddle
It might be a powerful being disguised as a cat.
NotIgor
Why do we care? Honestly when the time comes we'll have a MacGuffin ready
Mona
Ok, then...

So, should we, like, stop the end of all humanity?
Bgammax
not if its replacing them with cats. I love cats.
NotIgor
One year for more shitposting
Mona
@Bgammax i'm 99% sure it's not going to be cats
Starwaddle
...and why would we not? When the time comes, we kick it's ass to Disney world.
Bgammax
But if its not cats what else would it be? I mean this is Egyptian after all, Egyptians loved cats.
Shadowwaifuaigis
Cats are better than humans anyway.
Mona
@Bgammax, we could try checking if it has a palace so we could confirm your... theory.
Mishimans
@Bgammax

If not cats then it would definitely be falcons.

The Egyptians also had a thing for falcons of any kind.
Bgammax
That's true, Horus was falcon-headed, and he's like, the most important god who's still around much. Since Ra was kinda banished.
I hope they don't want to replace us with falcons
Yu-Narukami
I already have enough on my plate dealing with a second Izanami, so I'll pass.
Mishimans
Hopefully they do replace us with falcons. Falcons are comprised of some of the coolest birds and they are known for being vicious.

*Eyes begin to sparkle*

When I die I want to be reincarnated as either a falcon or wolf.
Mona
Well, if you ask me, I think we're gonna be replaced with freaking COOL RANCH DORITOS
Dark_Mona
@Mishimans you will not the luck of reincarnation, for all filth will be cast into oblivion
Starwaddle
No! Nacho cheese all the way!
Kuroumi
I prefer being reincarnated into Nacho Cheese Doritos.
Mishimans
@Dark_Mona

Your wrong though i'm not filth ...

i'm trash which is a pretty big difference.

Even the scummiest trash on this earth gets reincarnated at some point.
Mona
Guess i'll just die, then
-Reaper-
Cat invasion
Yu-Narukami
Always late to the party, reaper.
-Reaper-
Always
Chirithy
is that a nightmare ?
Katsuya
This post is a challenge to see how much fecalposting we can all get done in a year, isn't it?
Cat
never enough
Bonafied-Monafied
A world ruled by cats huh? Does that mean I'll finally get some respect, because it seems everyone thinks I'm one!