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Leblanc 8: Back in Black
I'm a coffee maker
I make curry too
Please don't take out the pot
Coffees not done
Also, mmm, school food
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I wanna be a main part of this chat bodd
Boss* Ginnie a Double Shit Caramel Machiatto Latte
It'll blow up soon @KensukeKurosaki
@KensukeKurosaki
Course, here you go. A complicated first cup, but a good one
[[ Eight?? After all this time?? Could it be?? ]]
@Hibiki [Yup]
[[ I just realized how appropriate those KH names were because half the lore was buried in "spin-offs" ]]
OOC: Ya filthy casuals RP on a real Shin Me-cafe Tensei thread.


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Boss, can you teach me how to make a cheesecake?
Thank you boss *sips*
*walks in.* *Hands @Boss a note saying "Give everyone a coffee on me" and it has exactly enough cash for everyone here to have a coffee*
@IamThou
Hmm.....I don't have a big experience in desserts, but I can if you want.
That's very generous @Firematthew
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It's for my lo- I mean...an acquaintance.
*follows @Firematthews order, and gives everybody a cup*
Your welcome @KensukeKurosaki.
Can i post an advert for a job here Boss, Adachi is gonna kill me if i don't
I can always go back in time, however that would be a hassle
@Boss
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Really? Thank you, Sojiro-san!
Agreed, but what would you do when you went back?
@Firematthew
You're very generous, I was going to order one myself, but thank you.
@IamThou
I know who it's for kid, don't lie.
I would go back and force hire someone
I know, it's just I got a lot of cash right now, so I felt like being the nice guy.
...I had a lot of cash but i paid @IamThou bail money, it was a lot
@Boss
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*Turns her head away and blushes*
The station said they would pay me back tho
@IamThou and @Boss, i am a dessert chef you know, would you mind if I helped?
@KensukeKurosaki
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That would be great, Kurosaki-kun!
Thank you, it will provide a great chance to review my skills. @Boss, can i post this add then?
Alright you two, come on in the kitchen, I've got some stuff for this
@KensukeKurosaki go ahead
Hey @Boss, could i have a coffee and a curry?
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*Goes to the kitchen*
4 star chef, @KensukeKurosaki wants you to work at his restaurant.
Contact @KensukeKurosaki#8397 for more information or visit his website today @fake name
*goes to kitchen*
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I'm ready to learn!
@NotAkira
Yeah, here you go.
First off should we establish what you know?
That is a good idea no, @Boss
@IamThou alright, the ingredients are in the bottom cupboards down there, grab what you'd normally need for a cake
@KensukeKurosaki I should have enough in the cupboards for a basic one
@KensukeKurosaki
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To be honest, even though I've worked as a maid, the most "cooking" I've ever done is just making instant noodles.


Every dessert you've seen me have are actually just bought from outside...

😅
Want me to man the front while you teach, i can make coffee?
@KensukeKurosaki you can probably teach better than I can. Go ahead and use what you need
Ok then @Boss, first off @IamThou, we need to prepare our ingredients, set then out so that they are separate and easy to find
@Boss
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Okay!

*Grabs a cake pan and some other baking utensils*
It'll make things easier when tidying and make it easier to cook
What are the odds of something crazy happening here before @IamThou finishes cooking?
... 69% in favor or against?
@Firematthew
Yes
In favour
Good enough answer for me @Boss.
Wait was the yes towards my first question or the second one?
@KensukeKurosaki
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Got it.

*Arranges the ingredients and tools*
Good, now let's see.....You forgot the eggs, check over there *points*
*Sighs* Another coffee for me @Boss, *Pays upfront*
@Firematthew
If you want my opinion, I'm in favor.
@KensukeKurosaki
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Oh shoot!

*Gets the eggs*
Someone should start a betting pool trying to guess what type of crazy event is going to happen.
(Wait can Lavenza even reach the table?)
Good, now measure this much flour *points at measurements*
(Let's assume yes, or that you already got a stepstool or something)
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*Measures the right amount of flour*
(she can)
Lavenza is tall enough
Ok in this bowl i want you to creamthe butter and sugar together with the mixer
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*Adds the butter and sugar to the bowl and mixes it until it forms a smooth substance*
*passes by the cafe on a swegway*

Haters gonna hate, haters can't put me down! WHAT'S YOU KNOW SON?! WHAT'S YOU KNOW?!
Uh, why's he's yelling crap on a segway?
How did he get a Segway?
Thus is one crazy day...
*enters in*

I had to cough up 50k Blood Echoes to get it. And it's quite the novelty.

*leaves the cafe*
Everyday is crazy. And Boss, not sure where he got the Segway.
Was that the crazy event for today?
Maybe, if more people come then it'll probably get more crazy.
What are the odds a crazy event happening here is actually dangerous.
@Firematthew like I said before, yes
I'm not sure. How many times has LeBlanc blown up?
... Boss how much money do you lose from all of this stuff happening?
@Firematthew
.....
....


.......

Yes
... *gives @boss 1 million yen* *sarcastic voice* oops dropped some cash.
Hoo boy....
(Ooc: what are the odds that boss Will lose all that money by the end of the day? Due to crazy events of course.)
@Firematthew
OOC: the answer to that will always be




Y E S
(OOC: never saw it coming.
(Guess I'll just skip the cooking procedure, then.)

-A couple hours later-
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It's finally done! I hope she likes this!

*Keeps the cheesecake in a container*

Thank you, Kurosaki-senpai!
*Bows*
(Sensei* used the wrong honorific, soz)
@IamThou
Good luck, kid
*Falls asleep on table...*
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK @Boss!
how much for a coffee?
*started by loud scream... but remains asleep*
*whispering* sorry...
@Shiza_Salad
Here's a cup on the house
completely off topic, but if i drink your coffee, will i get a skill card?
Nope
dammit. thanks anyway though. *sips coffee thoughtfully*
@Boss
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*Tidies up*

Thank you, Sojiro-san!
*mumbles in sleep* I don't think that's how it works...
Can I get another cup of coffee, @Boss?
Can I get another cup of coffee, @Boss?
You dont? Dammit...
Oh, hey, can I get some black coffee?
(OOC: My laptop screwed with me and double posted my comment.)
Two cups, here you go
hey boss, you hiring?
Thanks!
*sits down and starts drinking his coffee*
Anything new, @boss?
Nothing important, and honestly @Shiza_Salad anybody can go serve for me. You'll get tips
Thank you.
*Takes a sip of her coffee.*
*Walks in* Hello everyone!
alrighty then @Boss. I'll make you proud!
welcome @Akamoto_Nanaka! can I get you anything?
Hey, what's your preference?
Some Milk please!
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*Takes her stuff*
Well, I have to go now.

Thanks for everything, Boss!

*Exits cafe*
*hands @Akamoto_Nanaka a glass of milk* here you go! enjoy.
Bye Loli!
Thank you Mister Salad Man!
Goodbye @IamThou. see ya later.
You're welcome, friend.
*squirms it's way out of a vent and scuttles about*
There's a thing inside the Cafe. Should someone kill it?
*the knight enters the cafe, then sees the crystal*

I do need to fully upgrade something.....

*tales out sword*
*panics a rabidly scurries back into the vent*
*rushes and slashes wildly*
*squirms back into the vent and spits out two titanite chunks to make it go away*
*walks in and takes a seat at the counter*

Its good to be home...

*smiles softly at Boss*

Could I get a latte please?
*stops to pick up the chunks, priorities clearly in order*
Oh, Hey Labrys. How've you been doing?
I'm doing alright. You Miss @Kuroumi?
Hey, there's my partner in crime! Here you go
*sees Labrys and scuttles its way to her*
Wait... What´s that?
I've been doing good, @-Labrys-. Nice of ya to ask.
*Points to @Crystal_Lizard*
*hisses at Hilock and the elite knight*
*scoops up @Crystal_Lizard*

Awhhh...so cute..

*pets it tenderly and smiles*

Hey @Boss. How are you sir?
Wow, I´m not hostile, little... lizard?
Just curious.
*Lifts both arms to show his non-hostility)
*feels relaxed and purrs in Labrys' arms*
(Should have ended with "*"
I've never looked at those tiny things before....they are rather cute. Peaceful even.
*growls at the elite knight for killing it's kin*
*smiles gently and keeps petting, gently rubbing @Crystal_Lizard's chin*

So precious...
@-Labrys-

Im....existing with this purging of my reality
It´s cute...
I-I want to- (no, control yourself, @Hillock!)
To be fair @Crystal_Lizard, most of the time they jumped off cliffs when I found them
*hisses at Hilock and spits a little crystal shard at his foot*
WOW! *Dodges* Ok, ok, I get it... *Steps back and sits down again*
Looks like is not friendly with dudes, I see...
Anri did say that she had a way with these things.....
*goes back to nap in Labrys' arms*
*keeps petting @Crystal_Lizard and holds it close to my bosom*

So adorable...and what do you mean "Purging of your reality"?
OK what did I miss while asleep?
Not much?

*keeps petting @Crystal_Lizard*
*feels and jumps off of Labrys' arms to find something to eat*
@-Labrys- well, just still accepting the fact of serving coffee to people form different limes and realities
...
*Thinking*
... what do lizards eat? And would a crystal lizard eat?
What would*
I hate my phone!
@boss I stumbled into one of those realities once. Horrible time...
Wonder how mona's doing.
*walks out of the kitchen with a jar or peanut butter and attempt to open the jar lid*
@Hillock *Firematthew will remember this.*
(I see what you did there @Firematthew...)
@boss
*yes I am ordering everyone a coffee again*
Yay! Coffee!
@crystal lizard, want peanut butter? Here...

*picks the jar up, and opens it*
*becomes gleeful and eats the peanut butter*
So they eat that... wait, something´s off...
Here's to hoping nothing bad comes from giving it peanut butter.
@Hillock what do you mean something's off?
*crawls out of the jar happy and is covered in peanut butter*
Well, you don't find peanut butter naturally, do you?
*spits out a titanite chunk infront of Hilock and goes back into the jar to eat*
It could be a pet.
*Picks the titanite chunk*... I should analyze this later...
*crawls out of the jar and licks itself to clean*
@Hillock
That is a rare chunk of titanite that is very import for improving weaponry
Really? *Looks the titanite chunk* hm...
@-Labrys- you're alive too? best day ever.
*desperatly licks itself trying to clean but thinking the peanutbutter is not coming off*
Just curious @-EliteKnight-... have you ever found anything that was defiantly not human, and can't fake it at all, but was friendly?
@Firematthew do you still want your flamethrower?
Yes. Yes I do.
are you sure?
*death stare engaged* yes. Yes I am.
(Ooc:I'm pretty sure I'm null fire.)
OOC: what about lightning and darkness?
(No resist or weak.)
I do have a sword on me right now.
OOC: then I could kick your ass, but you're my friend.

IC: here, have it back.
*loud enough for @boss to hear*And I'm pretty sure boss would stop any attempts to start a fight.
Thank you.
(Ooc sounded like you were about to start a fight...)
@Firematthew

Master Gwyndolin....Priscilla....Sif....Quelaana....Shalqiour...
@-EliteKnight- ... that's a lot, any that you specifically met in the nexus?
*scuttles up onto the counter and looks at Labrys and waits*
@Firematthew other than shadows, no
*looks at the elite knight when hearing the name Priscilla*
I did specify friendly, so I'm going to assume that they all tried to kill you.
@Firematthew I was gonna, but nah
Wait... when you mentioned names the Lizard, reacted, what were the names you listed again?
@Shiza_Salad I mean it would probably end in your favor as I know you are a persona user... and a stand user, so without counting anyone else here it would be a 3v1.
Master Gwyndolin, Priscilla, Quelaan, Sif, Shalqiour?
*Paying attention to the lizard for the exact name it reacts to*
@Firematthew do you not have a persona?
*scurries in circle on the counter of hearing the two names*
Not an awakened one...
... I have no idea what name it reacted to... shoot. *Sighs* What do you think @-EliteKnight-?
Priscilla? Does it know the Fair Lady?
*had it back gem glow sun yellow to Gwyndolin and snow white for Priscilla*
Possibly. Though I couldn't get the exact timing down for the reaction on my end.
Yellow....sun yellow.....I mentions Master Gwyndolin. And that White must mean Fair Lady Priscilla!
Mentioned*
*scuttles to the vent and brings out a pieces of the potrait of Ariames and Ariendell*
*remains silent, but interested*
*scoops up @Crystal_Lizard and gently let's, holding the portrait pieces in my other hand*

*holds them out to @-EliteKnight-*
*Mumbles* There's got to be something about those...
These portraits....scraps of paper....tis the edges of the bridge in the painting! different parchment...They must be the two different paintings....has the lizard come to show us something of Ariamis?
... This is going to end up in an adventure isn't it.
*holds both of them up for all to see. They look the same. But on closer inspection....various details differ them incredibly.*

Has something happened to the paintings, lizard?
*walks in*

Hey everyone... what's ya looking at?
Also did @NotAkira ever steal the recipe to the perfect cup of coffee?

(OOC: Refrencing n 30 of this thread, don't bump it
https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=6104 )
*Finally sits up from the booth I've been sitting in*
I'm curious too, what's going on now?
I have no clue.
*jumps out Labrys' arms and scuttles down to the vent and drags out the crossbreed's dagger*
Priscilla's dagger? How did you get that? You can only get that by cutting....off....her......oh my lord gwyndolin
*feels somthing pulling him*

Okay... what is dragging me?!

*gets sucked into the pieces of paper*

WHAT TYPE OF ARCANE TRICKERY IS THIS!!!

*becomes consumed into the paper that contains Ariamis*
I can assume that I can accurately guess what happened by your reaction, so this Gwyndolin is dead... what about Priscilla?
... Do I want to know what the hell happened over there?
@-EliteKnight-
What is it? I think you're the only one connecting the dots at this point, so could you give the rest of us an explanation?
Wait aren't you a morgana @Katsuya? I don't know if @-EliteKnight- can even understand you.
Or at least, I need an explanation. I'm so lost.
*spits out a crystal figure of a Moundmaker dark wraith*
@-EliteKnight- mind telling us what's been revealed to you?
... Weird figure...
Sorry...I just...ahem

This lizard seems to have a connection with Master Gwyndolin and an exile known as Crossbreed Priscilla, an old friend who guided me out of the painted world of ariamis, a home to those exiled from reality itself. This dagger is only gotten by cutting of Priscilla's tail, as her name implies, she is half dragon. A bastard child.
Ah... that makes sense... so there is less dead people than I thought, or is it the same amount I just thought the wrong person.

Also what do you make of the figure?
What figure? Is there....

*notices the figure of Kirk, Knight of Thorns*

How....how did that lowly bastard best her?
... *Deadpan* Who bested who?
*comming out of the paper*

Hey... I have met this giant women with a dmamged tail and fighting this armored mad man and HE IS KILLING ME!!
That figure is of a reknowned knight of the Darkwrait Covenant, Kirk, Knight of Thorns. A damned murderer
Dammit @The_Hunter run boy!
Ah. So a complete and utter asshole.
... This cannot end well can it.
So is the lizard trying to tell us someone was killed? Why though?
Whoever can understand me, keep pressing for info.
I AM @-EliteKnight-... BUT HE ROLLING INTO ME AND I AM GETTING IMPALED!!
You're a hunter right? You'll come back....just smack at him
@Katsuya I believe so, but if the hunter is true in saying he found "a woman with a severed tail" then that must be Priscilla! I think we need to think about this some more....
Oh yeah

*shoots him with a bulnderbuss and visceral attack him*

...he is still alive...

*unleashes his beast form with the Beast Claw*
Oooh what is this... uhh @-EliteKnight- this Kirk is on fire like Laurence the First Vicar...
why did this thread become "Leblanc Souls"?
is he glowing red?
@Shiza_SalaOOC: boss is taking a smoke and this is happening.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
oh. well, need any help?
*Reacts to @Katsuya* Hey @-EliteKnight-, do you think you can guess why they would try to kill Priscilla? I mean you said he was a murderer but...

*@The_Hunter* Did you actively set it on fire?
*Equips flamethrower*
He's glowing red but I see actual flames!!

*dodges out huge pyres of fire*
@Shiza_Salad the only way out is death or Priscilla
oh well...PERSONA!
He's using immolation! Don't get close!
Would actual fire work on it well? Just asking before I engage, if not I'll just focus on keeping us alive..
@Firematthew the mere hunt, the value of her soul, there are many reasons. It seems that this is kirks phantom, so it should be easy to kill....
Ah... I remember you do use souls back in your place...
@Firematthew immolation coats the body in flame, it's a dirty tactic only used by phantoms because they can get away with death easily. Just wait for the fire to consume him or use ranged attacks, fire unfortunately will not do anything significant
Shoot, then guess I'm on medic duty since my only ranged weapon is fire based.
It seems like now's not the time for talk! Rely on me if you need a quick healing!
*Summons Horus*
*Takes out a case full of healing items* *Focuses on using them on people who are hurt and dodging attacks*
*Uses Masukukaja*
Better to be safe than sorry when it comes to agility buffs.
*Whips out an evoked and pulls the trigger* KIMAT! Black viper!
OOC: wait, did we head into the painting or is Hunter fighting by himself? I should make a new thread if we plan on fighting
@Katsuya can't have too many healers in a fight, I'm focusing on healing because I can't do anything else right now.
(OOC: He left the painting I think)
@Firematthew, Assuming you'll be fine being the main healer, I'll be a secondary and focus on buffs more than healing.

(OOC: @-EliteKnight- I'm guessing we're about to fight)
*panting after kicking the thorn armored knight*

He's dead... and i am so close to dying.

*picks up the chunk of a tail*

Wow this is soft...
@Katsuya I've got a crap ton of medical supplies, I'll focus on keeping people alive for now...
OOC: then I'll make a new thread if we go to the painting
(OOC: ooor the battle could end early) *Uses some Medicines on @The_Hunter*
(OOC: I said he actively left the painting, check n 243)
That is her tail, why would Kirk keep the chunk...
OOC Thanks @Firematthew
*examines the gian crossbreed and check her neck*

Hey @-EliteKnight-... she is alive but fainted from blood loss. I need a sewing kit pronto.
Catch. *@throws @The_Hunter the medical case* I think there's a sewing kit in there somewhere.
OOC: hold on, Hunter is acting as if we're in the painting but he should be out. I'm confused
Also... Hey @Katsuya, do you know any revival skills?
(OOC: I have absolutely no idea.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz- uh? Did Something happened?
*the case landing on his head*

Thank you @Firematthew... and now i have a concussion.

*gets to work on the medical aid*
Oh, great, and I missed it!
@Firematthew,
Unfortunately, I don't know any. I never count on somebody getting downed before I can heal them. I'm sure someone has a skill or an item we could use.

But uh, where's the lizard?
OOC: I'm going to set the record straight,

We're in the painting, a giant dragon woman is unconscious and covered in blood before us, we are in a snow covered coliseum.
OOC: I am inside the painting just to clarify.
(OOC: It did sound like you left it in an earlier post)
*Sighs* I KNOW there is a revival bead in the case that I just gave to @The_Hunter.
Oooooooh...
I have recarm, do you need it?
Here...miracles....

*kneels in prayer, a light surrounds us and all wounds are healed*
That works too...