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Firematthew
Thank you for the healing @-EliteKnight-. I thought it might help with our unconsious friend after the wound was sealed up.
Joker
*Joker places a hand on the door, pleased to hear Boss returned, only to see large flashes of light, and sounds of war.

He leans in and looks through the glass to see the chaos ensuing.
His hand lifting from the handle, he turns and leans against the wall just outside the door instead*
Hillock
OOC: I'm out for a bit.
Firematthew
(OOC: I like the fact you missed the battle and come in afterwards. Then again you are doing mod things occasionally @Joker)
Shiza_Salad
wait, you won?
Hillock
Looks like
Shiza_Salad
yay.
Hillock
I wanted to train my new persona a bit...
Firematthew
There is an unconsious person and there is a dead thing that tried to kill us. Yes I think we won.
Hillock
;-;
Hillock
Again: need recarm?
Shiza_Salad
yes
Firematthew
Possibly. Targeting our unconscious friend once they are sewed up...
Hillock
YAY! *Prepares for summoning*
Come to me... TALOS!
*A giant persona appears. Looks like some kind of human, but made of steel*
Recarm!
*Uses Recarm*
Shiza_Salad
OOC: wait, @Liam, your persona is talos? that's badass.
Hillock
OOC: No, that´s my second persona. I used at first only Sirius Black, but because my arcana changes from justice to high priestess and vice versa, I decided I needed another one. That´s Talos.
Hillock
OOC: I am @Hillock, @Liam is another dude.
The_Hunter
*finishes up sewing the tail*

Done. She will be fine after five hours.
-EliteKnight-
Her wounds have healed, yet her body is in shock. The wound on her tail has recovered and the entirety shall regrow in coming weeks.
Hillock
So, what now? We need someone to watch upon her...
-EliteKnight-
I am able to take her into the world. If boss says it's okay, I can place her in the attic
Hillock
Then lets wait for boss... *Looks around*
We should do something about this mess...
-EliteKnight-
*takes the 10 foot tall dragon woman into the cafe. Fits her upstairs somehow*
The_Hunter
Good plan @-EliteKnight-, i will go tell boss.

*goes off to find the exit*
Boss
*walks inside the cafe, his breath smells slightly of tobacco. He looks relaxed* so what happened here?
Hillock
Don't ask me, I was sleeing
Boss
Uh huh....
Shiza_Salad
OOC: sorry hillock. I just say the pfp out of the corner of my eye, and it looked like liam's. sorry!
-Labrys-
*is sitting by the vent where @Crystal_lizard disappeared*

It was so cute...
Hillock
OOC: Don't worry @Shiza_Salad
Shiza_Salad
things happened boss. don't worry, we helped.
Shiza_Salad
rip @-Labrys-
Kuroumi
I just came in cause' I need more coffee. No idea what happened.
Boss
Here's a cup of coffee for everybody, and where'd that lizard go?
The_Hunter
*Looks into the vent*

I see it... but it's napping...
-Labrys-
*is still crouched down by the vent*

I want...
Hillock
Coffee! Thanks!
Kuroumi
Oh, that was fast with the coffee.
*Takes a few sips*
Boss
*walks upstairs to grab another bag of beans, comes down audibly sighing* there is a ten foot dragon woman in my attic, can somebody explain that?
The_Hunter
We've been exposed @-EliteKnight-!!!

*segways his way out of the cafe*
Kuroumi
He brought the segway in the cafe...? Is that even allowed?
The_Hunter
OOC: It's the armless one
-EliteKnight-
Um....she's a friend.....may she stay in the attic?
-Labrys-
*continues to stare into the vent...*
Boss
Uh....fine....just as long as she doesn't cause trouble.

Um.....here you go, little guy
*puts a bowl of peanut butter next to the vent*
Crystal_Lizard
*sniffs the nutty goodness and crawls out to snack*
Bikusen
*Walks in and sits at a table.*
Kuroumi
Guess the lizard likes peanut butter. Is that what you've been feeding it the whole time?
Boss
@Kuroumi yes actually, I'm not suprised however. Peanut butter can become crystal
Hillock
Really?!
Crystal_Lizard
*nodded up and down to what boss said*

*burp*
-Labrys-
*watches, turning bright red at how cute @Crystal_Lizard is*

Kawaii...
Kuroumi
@Boss
Guess that's a nice fact to know.
Boss
OOC: im not joking,peanut butter when put under enough pressure becomes effectively diamond
-Labrys-
OOC: yep. Did that lab before. A lotta fun.
Crystal_Lizard
*begins to smell like peanut butter and needs a bath by licking itself*
-EliteKnight-
Im still wondering what Kirk wanted from Priscilla....oh well, ill know when it is time.

The lizard has come out of the vent, wonderful. Labrys seems enamored....
Hillock
OOC: You always learn something new every day!
-Labrys-
*helps and sponge baths @Crystal_Lizard*

Ewwwaahhhh...
Crystal_Lizard
*feels super relaxes and shakes off the soapy water and have it's back gem shiny*
-Labrys-
*shines the gem with a nanofiber cloth*

Kawaii...
Kuroumi
Labrys really loves the Lizard.
Crystal_Lizard
*gazes a purple glowing butterfly and tries to look at it when it landed on it's tail*
-Labrys-
*watches Lizard closely as it plays around*
Mona
Meow
Bgammax
*comes in and notices the group around Crystal_Lizard*

Oh, what's going on. Is there a kitty?
The_Abyss_Watcher
*walks in*

Hello everyone i heard~

*sees the crystal lizard*

Why is that here?
Bgammax
*notices Mona*

Oh, there is a Kitty. Come here and let me love you

*attempts to pet Mona*
Starwaddle
Goddess of kicking asses to amusement parks coming in. *takes a seat* I'll have some coffee. Black, please.
The_Abyss_Watcher
... again why is there a crystal lizard here but I like a estus flask please.

*buts a silver coin on the counter*
-EliteKnight-
@Starwaddle here, the boss is out back.
-Labrys-
*scoops up @Crystal_Lizard and cradles it near my chest*

Back off of my lil muffin.
Starwaddle
Thanks. *takes a sip* so, what did I miss?
Crystal_Lizard
*hisses at gamme for his pink hair think he is an unfriendly*
Mona
@Bgammax *acts unphased by the contact*
Bgammax
OH KITTY

*picks up Mona and begins cuddling him*

You're so much nicer than the weird kitty

*glares at Lizard*
KensukeKurosaki
Phone died, how we all been doing
Crystal_Lizard
*looks at the abyss watcher*

*blink* *blink*
The_Abyss_Watcher
...? Why is you pet looking at me? Did I do something?
KensukeKurosaki
*reposts ad*
4 star chef, @KensukeKurosaki wants you to work at his restaurant.
Contact @KensukeKurosaki#8397 for more information or visit his website today @fake name
-Labrys-
@Crystal_Lizard is so cute....

*rubs its belly*
Starwaddle
Ooc: internet is fucking up, so i have to use my phone. Please pardon any misspelling i make.
The_Abyss_Watcher
Alright then.

*chugs a blue estus flask*
Crystal_Lizard
*feels so relaxed upon having it's belly rubbed and begins purring*
KensukeKurosaki
Hey whoever is bartending, I'll have A Double Shot Caramel Macchiato​ Latte
-EliteKnight-
@KensukeKurosaki

Alright, here you go
Hillock
I should refil my coffee cup...
KensukeKurosaki
Thank you, so what's gone on so far today, anything interesting
LuxTenebris
*Lux enters the cafe and proceeds to stand completely motionless in the corner*
Bgammax
*noticing Lux*

Oh.... Angry Robot's here...

*sets down Mona, and moves to sit near the door*

I hope he's not going to do anything again
-Labrys-
*keeps rubbing @Crystal_Lizard's belly, gently scratching the crook of its neck*

Awhhh....
KensukeKurosaki
High lux
LuxTenebris
*Lux remains strangely silent*
Hillock
Is he crashed?
Mona
Something seems off about this guy...
Hillock
Maybe we have to press enter to restart...
KensukeKurosaki
*checks @LuxTenebris's batteries*
Starwaddle
Did you try turning it on and off again?
KensukeKurosaki
He is out of charge
KensukeKurosaki
Plug him into the mains
Hillock
Jow did he get here then?!
Hillock
How*
Stupid phone
Crystal_Lizard
*looks at the blankly expresses Lux and feels sleepy and begins to yawn*
LuxTenebris
Don't touch me.
Bgammax
.... For once I agree with angry robot. Please don't touch him, usually he's mad at me.
Migrant
*opens the door, smashing anyone in the way with it*

Hey everyone.
-Labrys-
Awwwhhh...!! <3

*gently kisses @Crystal_Lizard on the nose and slowly rocks and hums it to sleep*
Hillock
Sup!
Starwaddle
What up?
Kuroumi
'Ello.
Bgammax
*is hit by the door*

Ow!! Watch what you're doing angry guy.
Hillock
Btw, @-Labrys- is way to infatuated with the lizard, isn't she?
LuxTenebris
*faces Gamma*
Why don't you just shut up already, all this is your fault anyway.
Kuroumi
Yeah, she is.
Starwaddle
Yeah...think its another sin? That, Or its really cute to her.
KensukeKurosaki
This robot s angry hmmm....So is he basically a rip off of astro boy r34
Migrant
Oh? Were you leaving, Envy?
KensukeKurosaki
Hey it is a very cute lizard....😍
KensukeKurosaki
@Crystal_Lizard...Can...Can I pet you
Bgammax
*returns Lux's gaze*
I haven't done anything yet, you people are always so mean to me.

That includes you too angry guy.
Crystal_Lizard
*wakes to just nod yes and goes back to sleep*
Hillock
Oh, yeah, @Bgammax is envy's vessel...
I totally forgot.
Starwaddle
Im not mean. Rude, sure, but not mean.
Hillock
@Starwaddle wut?
Kuroumi
I'm not mean either. I'm only mean when I'm insane.
LuxTenebris
Haven't done anything? Do you really think you've done nothing to me...? I'm broken because of you! Your nothing but a selfish brat Envy!
Hillock
I am not mean, I'm Hillock
Starwaddle
Its a dictionary thing.
KensukeKurosaki
*pets @Crystal_Lizard*
KensukeKurosaki
Awwwwwwwwhhhhhh
KensukeKurosaki
@Bgammax, I'm not mean to you. I hope we can be friends even though we may have to fight
Hillock
...
(Why can't I pet him...)
(No, @Hillock, stay strong!)
Crystal_Lizard
*purrs in delight as it naps about making a crystal burrow*
Bgammax
Broken? Seems to me you were always this way. Besides, why should you get to run around when I don't? I never asked for this trouble, you just attacked me out of nowhere

I'm sorry people I haven't met before, that wasn't aimed at you
KensukeKurosaki
@Bgammax it's cool dude, let's not fight k
Hillock
Hey, we know each other! You helped with the gluttony case, @Bgammax!
Hillock
But its cool, I dont mind the mean thing.
Bgammax
.... I shouldn't be fighting here anyways. And I don't know what my brother has to do with this wolf guy, but I should probably leave before this gets worse.
KensukeKurosaki
4 star chef, @KensukeKurosaki wants you to work at his restaurant.
Contact @KensukeKurosaki#8397 for more information or visit his website today @fake name
Hillock
Hey, but I dont want you to leave!
You are not giving problems for now!
C'mon!
Migrant
Well you certainly do live up to your name. You want everything, and want others to have nothing.
-Labrys-
This lil bean is coming home with me...

*keeps petting @Crystal_Lizard*
Starwaddle
Hmm...whats this work about?
KensukeKurosaki
*also continues to pet @Crystal_Lizard*
-EliteKnight-
Be careful, @-Labrys-. If they become corrupted by the abyss any titanite lizard will take on a more....combat ready mindset and form
Kuroumi
Looks like Labrys is in her own world with that Lizard.
KensukeKurosaki
Oh this work is about getting an assistant at my resteraunt please contact for more details
KensukeKurosaki
Ooc: it's to do with a discord group
Bgammax
You know, that's a weird kitty, but its still a good kitty. If only I could pet it...
Starwaddle
Ooc: well then i might do it...depends on if my internet works.
Crystal_Lizard
*wakes up and looks at Gamma, happy and drooling liquid crystal*
Hillock
(Liquid... and solid at the same time?!)
Bgammax
awwww. Its so cute

*pushes through the crowd and begins petting Lizard*

You are a nice kitty, aren't you?
*muttering*
unlike some people I know
Hillock
(No, wait, never mind)
Hillock
I'm a nice cat-boy too!
Hillock
*goes to a corner, clearly dissapointed*
Crystal_Lizard
*squirms out of Labrys' arms and scuttles to Hillock and makes a crystal statue of him*
Kuroumi
The Lizard can even do that? Impressive.
Hillock
*snif* t-thats... *snif* thank you...
*smiles and tries to hug @Crystal_Lizard*
Starwaddle
But can it make a statue of jesus with an ak47? I would pay top dollar or any other thing to see that.
Crystal_Lizard
*happy to Hillocks reaction and wags it's tail with glee*
Kuroumi
That's a great idea, Star.
Crystal_Lizard
*gives out a confused look to Star about what she said*
Hillock
He needs a pick
Hillock
Pic*
Sh- phone
Mona
Meow
Starwaddle
*shows pictures of jesus with an ak47* could you make a statue of this?
Bgammax
Oh, i didn't forget about you kitty

*runs back to Mona and cuddles him*

You're a cute, normal kitty.
Mishimans
*Walks in*


Hello friends, enemies, and any other crazy shit that might have appeared today.
Kuroumi
'Ello there.
Starwaddle
Hey. How was your time after momentos?
Mishimans
*looks at crystal lizard*

What is that creature?
Crystal_Lizard
*paincs upon sees Mishimans and rapidly squirms back into the vent and making a crystal barricade*
Kuroumi
It's a lizard thing that can spew crystals.
Mishimans
Things were fine after mementos. I left to chill for a bit and as far as I can tell I didn't miss much.
Mishimans
*grows confused*

Why did the lizard thing just run from me?
Starwaddle
Neat. I've just been doing some shopping here and there.
Kuroumi
Not sure. Maybe it thinks you're a danger to it?
Migrant
It's a lizard. That makes crystals.
-Labrys-
*whistles and goes to leave*

Bye everyone. I'm going home

*exits*
Starwaddle
Bye toaster lady.
Crystal_Lizard
*breaks the barricade and scurries to follow Labrys*
Bgammax
Bye weird kitty lady. I hope you find another cat.
Mishimans
@Starwaddle

I have wanted to do some shopping lately but I'm too broke.

Spent all my money on some vidya game merch.

@KuroummI

Okay the lizard must be a little confused.

How am I a danger to anyone.

I already learned my lesson after getting the shit beaten out of me twice.
Mishimans
Bye Labrys.
Starwaddle
Bye shiny...Shiny.
Kuroumi
See ya Labrys.
KensukeKurosaki
*walks in* How we doing?
AdachiImouto
She leaves as I appear... *Sits at the counter and sulks*
Kuroumi
Just chatting. Labrys left, the Lizard-Thing left with her too.
KensukeKurosaki
Damn, i wanted to pet it more, Also *walks to @AdachiImouto* don't feel bad kid, she'll be back. You want anything I'll pay for ya ok
AdachiImouto
@KensukeKurosaki
That's quite alright. I can pay for myself. I merely come for a coffee with sugar and cream.
LuxTenebris
Well, if Labrys is gone, I'm gonna go to the metaverse or something.
*Lux teleports out looking somewhat despondent*
Hillock
@AdachiImouto, did you read the fanfic from @Mako-chan?
Hillock
Go search it
Bgammax
*relieved*

Oh good, angry robot's gone. That's the first time I've met him and he hasn't tried to kill me
Hillock
That's good to hear
Hillock
I will take...
Hillock
THE POST NUMBER 500!
Bgammax
..... Are you ok wolf guy? You're yelling for no apparent reason.
Hillock
*Hillock's power has increased!*
KensukeKurosaki
What post number
Hillock
500
KensukeKurosaki
We are just sitting here as friends no?
Hillock
... yes?
KensukeKurosaki
What is this we are talking off, my friend have a coffee, your Obviously over tired
Kazuya
*Walks in*
Hey honey I'm home!
*A round of applause is heard. Nobody knows from where it's coming from*
KensukeKurosaki
...You should...
Bgammax
we're just sitting here chef guy, that's for sure.
KensukeKurosaki
GO TO DLEEP
Hillock
... please, no...
Bgammax
*noticing Kazuya*

oh look, its average-guy. He doesn't have a crowd now though. Hey, Average-guy, how did you get that sound thing to happen?
Hillock
Nut it's 0:24 for me, so I will leave for now.
*opens the door*
Until then, farewell...
*exits*
Katsuya
@Kazuya
You've been out awfully late.
*Generic laugh track plays*
Kazuya
*Notices Gamma*
Sound thing? What do you mean?
...
Also why is my name Average-guy, Gamma...?
Starwaddle
*sips coffee* the Nexus is a strange place...
Bgammax
Well, your name's average-guy because you don't look special, most of the people around here have some kinda violent hair color, or something else notable, but you don't really seem to stand out much. Would you rather I call you ladies guy because you seem to draw a crowd?
KensukeKurosaki
*sips Double Shot Caramel Machiatto Latte* yes it is
Kazuya
W-Well I...I have this thing in my wrist!!

*He moves his left arm from one side to the other trying to show off his COMP*

A-Also I wear a lot of green and...please do not call me Ladies Guy, I'm not like that...
AdachiImouto
@Hillock
OOC: I read it. I loved it so much. Sohappy

*Stares at her phone intently*
Bgammax
Oh? I kinda thought you'd love being the center of attention

*looking at the COMP*

So what does that thingy do? I haven't seen any of those before.
Kazuya
My COMP...? Man you should know already, we've been fighting together for a while now...
This thing allows me to summon demons.
DemonicHomura
Greeting everyone.

I have come to partake in the joys of tea today.

*Notices Envy's presence*

Hello there Ku. I have not seen you in a while.

Where have you been?
Dojima_Nanako
Hello, what is happening here? Does anyone know where big bro is?
Bgammax
Demons? Are those kinda like the shadows I see every now and then?

*hearing Homura*

oh, hey bow-la.. I mean Akemi, I've been... With the others.... I.. Um..

*looks away from Homura*
Starwaddle
*sips coffee* hello.
DemonicHomura
*Tilts head in confusion*

Kuudere is something the matter?
Kazuya
*Kazuya suddenly glares at Gamma*

You should know what a Demon is by now, you damn brat.
Kuroumi
There's a kid in the cafe...? When did she get in LeBlanc?
Akamoto_Nanaka
*walks in* Hi Everyone! Hi Kazy! Hi Homu-chan! Hi.... Lavender hair guy who isn't Gammy!
DemonicHomura
*Waves at Nanaka*

Hello crazy one.
Bgammax
noticing Nanaka*

Hey teleporting lady, I hope you're nicer than SOME people here
*returning Kazuya's glare*

So what, I can't ask a simple question without you guys going off on me now? I'm starting to see why they didn't want me going around here.
Gintoki
Hey, do they serve chocolate parfaits here?
Kuroumi
'Ello Nanaka.
Akamoto_Nanaka
? Have I ever told Homu-chan my name?
Kazuya
*His wrathful expression suddenly changes into his usual, carefree one as he notices Nanaka*

Hey Nana! Also hey Homura, didn't know you were here!
Starwaddle
And so, another wave of customers came in...who is serving everything right now anyway?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hi Kuro-chan!

Kazy! Don't be mean to Lavender!

*walks over to Envy and starts sniffing him*

Hmm?
DemonicHomura
@Akamoto_Nanaka

You have never told me your name directly but I do sometimes watch you people from afar.

Do you mind if I call you yandere for simplicitys sake?
Gintoki
Well, don't look at me, it's my day off today.
DemonicHomura
@Kazuya

Hello Kazuya.

I am always here ...

You people just don't know it.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Mmm, I'd prefer a cuter nickname, but if that's all Homu Homu can come up with then that's fine I guess.

Kazuya
Mean? What did I say...?
*He looks at Nanaka with a confused look*
And that doesn't really surprise me Homura, you are the closest thing we have to a good God...
Zura
@@Gintoki IM HIP -Spins fidget spinner rapidly to beyblade theme song-
DemonicHomura
@Akamoto_Nanaka

*Becomes determined*

Don't underestimate my creativity.

I am sure to come up with something better.

*Thinks hard*

Just give me a few seconds*
Akamoto_Nanaka
Don't you play dumb with me Kazy! I'm not smart but I'm not dumb either! I heard you call him a "damn brat" AND I saw you glare at him! Apologize! Now!
Gintoki
@Zura
Sometimes it's hard to believe you're even the same Zura from back in our war days.
Bgammax
Anyways, teleporting lady, I was wondering what you could do with that. The other teleporting guy I saw was pretty angry and kept calling it "warping". He seems touchy on the subject.
Akamoto_Nanaka
OK Homerun-chan!
DemonicHomura
@Kazuya

*Clenches her hands*

*Smiles creepily*

Thing is I am not a God ...

I'm Satan.

I do not like being mistaken for my significant other.
Zura
@Gintoki Says you, your literally and odd jobs hobo who babysits two kids in which one of them is am aisan stereotype and the other is just glasses.
Starwaddle
Sometimes people call me Jesus fucking Crist...that's always a laugh.
-Labrys-
*sneaks up and slides in next to @AdachiImouto, giving her a surprise kiss as she stares at her phone*
Akamoto_Nanaka
Big bro is super anal about calling it that. As for what you can do with it? You can go places close by with it. It's faster than walking!
Kazuya
D-Did I really say something like that...?
*Kazuya looks honestly surprised, and even more confused*
DemonicHomura
@Akamoto_Nanaka

I appreciate the new nickname but I can one up you with your new one.

From now one you shall be known as Terminator-chan.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Yes you did. So apologize to him.
*pouts*
Gintoki
@Zura
Hey now, I was just joking around, Zura. No need to bring that up.
Zura
I should be known as Katsura the hip better than @Gintoki person.
Kuroumi
You forget your own words, Kazuya?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Termy-cham it is then!
Zura
@Gintoki Cmon, join me and Elizabeth in my terroris- I mean revolution.
Bgammax
*apparently nervous*

um... Teleporting lady.. Do you think you could.. Use that to.. Leave? Not this cafe, this whole place.. Just... Leave it behind?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Kazy you weren't being possessed when you said that were you?

*looks concerned*
Gintoki
@Zura
You know that isn't my life anymore, I'm just odd jobs Gin now. Besides I'd rather not get arrested with a bunch of bozos.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Not warping no. Other places are suuuuper far away.
DemonicHomura
@Bgammax

Kuudere if you wanted to leave the nexus you should have just told me so.

I may not be able to physically leave but I might be able to send someone to a different universe.
Zura
@Gintoki im pretty sure you've been arrested more than me. And more than anyone, you are a born outlaw.
Kazuya
I-I'm being serious...I don't remember saying something like that.
Starwaddle
So...can I get some more coffee?
Zura
JOIN THE TERRORIST CR- I MEAN REVOLUTIONARY ARMY.
Bgammax
*turns back to Homura with a light in his eyes*

Really? You can do that? Like, you know you could send me somewhere else? Why doesn't it work for you, just others?
Zura
WE HAVE COOKIES, FIDGET SPINNERS AND MEXICAN DRUG DEALERS NAMED PABLO.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Kuudere? Oh! You're the one big bro made the body for!
Kuroumi
Kazuya, you were explaining the function of your COMP to Gamma. All of a sudden, you gave that glare at him.
Zura
WE ALSO HAVE ALOT OF SHITPOSTERS.
Zura
WE ALSO HAVE ALOT OF SHITPOSTERS.
Bgammax
*confused at Nanaka*

brother? You mean teleporting guy's your family? And... What do you mean "made a body for?"
DemonicHomura
@Bgammax

I tried my abilities on an apple the other day and the apple never cam back. So I assume that my dimension crossing abilities still work on organic life forms.

Although I can't really promise your safety since you would be my first human test subject.

I assume my abilities don't work on myself since a powerful entity appears to be trapping me in here.

Whenever I try I just get pushed back to where I started.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Big bro made a body for you so you don't have to possess Gammy anymore! And technically big bro and I are two halves of a soul in different bodies! See! Big bro made my body too!

*strips clothes off and spins around*
Zura
THE SHIT POST GO ON @Gintoki
The_Hunter
*enters in while driving a hands free segway*

Sup Bluey?
Bgammax
A powe.... Oh, you mean Dad... Then, I'm afraid that's not likely to work on me Akemi. I guess there really is nothing for it...

And why would he want to do that teleporting lady? I mean, I guess I'm ok with having a body, but he hates me.
Zura
@The_Hunter May I borrow your segway and not return it. For you see im hip.
Zura
@The_Hunter im so hip I need a 20th segway to stack on top of each other to do a trick shot on while possibly dieing.
Zura
-Stands on top of a stack of 19 Segways-
Akamoto_Nanaka
Walks to Envy and starts petting his head*

Big bro doesn't hate you he's just cautious. Big bro is a jerk sometimes and doesn't realize it.
The_Hunter
Uh... @Zura, made lose half my of my allowance to get it.
DemonicHomura
@Bgammax

Wait your father is the one trapping me here!

*Tries hard to suppress her growing rage*

Do you mind asking your dad to let me out of this dimension ...

I have someone waiting for me back home.
Zura
@The_Hunter -Suddenly has unibrow- I will pay you.....
Double that you payed for that Segway so I can segway the segway with segways. Then i will be Seg"Gay".
Bgammax
*shaking a little*

About him.... Uh.. You know that ribbon you gave me? He wasn't very happy to see it... I think that if I asked him to do something for you... Well... He's already mad at me..

I.. I don't think that's a good idea
Akamoto_Nanaka
And you can call me Nanaka Kuu-kun!
Zura
-Rimshot- Wubba lubba dub dub. Ricky Ticky Taky. That why grass....
Taste bad.
The_Hunter
*segways to @DemonicHomura and puts a sedative infront of her*

Just drink this and you will feel relaxed. That is why I am not a beast for the past five years.
-Reaper-
*walks in* Hey everyone
Kazuya
*Kazuya sits on the booth seat as he plays around with his COMP, and then mutters to himself*

Why did that damn brat Envy have to show up? What a drag...
Zura
Hey bro, it's scarce here. @-Reaper-
Zura
@-Reaper- And noe lets get right into the news...
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hi rea-... reapy? No that sounds dumb...

Aha! Shin-kun!
Zura
HELLO WORLD IT'S SHIT POSTER NO.666 HERE.NICE TO MEET CHA.