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Ooc: you may want to get in contact with a gm as well if your going to set up a full palace, unless you just want a boss fight its up to you
Not really
*Iggy enters*
That white haired man again...
Is something wrong?
*Hibki walks in* You know I could probably live like this. It's not so bad.
Same hibki! Hi five girl!
Agreed! Im starting to get used to this! What about you M'lady?
*Gamma quickly bows to Ignis*

Hello sir, I trust things are treating you well? I'm working here again today if anything is needed.

*Gamma quickly turns to Hibki and speaks curtly*
Of course, that applies to you too.
Greetings. Black coffee please. I need to take my mind off things.
Gamma, I can help if y'all need it!
Ooc: ya not yall
*Gamma moves to the shelves, but stops himself, instead turning to Ignis*
Any preference for the blend? Or do you simply want me to surprise you?

*Gamma then turns to Fem, and waves to him a little*
No no, I'll be fine. This place is never too busy for me to work.
So Lulu... founded anything in my mind?
I wonder if after all this forced change is over if we could switch at will. Either way I'm ok. *She sits in a booth* Water please.
Oh no!
I just noticed something bad!
Surprise me please.
*she rummages around the freezer, finding a popsicle* Ooh, yes, strawberry flavoured! *she starts sucking on the popsicle, letting out a content sigh* Yum~
This store...
Has ran outta chilli dogs!
Wait, they got Popsicles in the freezer? I want one! *looks for a blueberry flavored one*
You could always go to the store, its not too far away.

*Aitome turns to Iggy

So you said something about me when you entered the store, what's up?
Well I am going beast hunting you all take care.

*puts a piece of paper on his face and he fades away*
*Finds one* Sweet! *eats it* Mmmmmmmm. So good.
Oh no, not you. The one from last night.
*with the popsicle in her mouth, she starts grilling hot dogs and making chilli* Don't worry, Brotone. They're on their way!
Mmhh see you evil Dragon!
*Gamma sighs as Yang and Fem rummage through the freezer*
Maybe you two could, you know, ask before you try taking things?
Now then, you wanted a surprise Ignis? Alright, I'll see what I can do.

*Gamma spots a house blend on the shelf and decides to use that. He quickly preps the coffee and sets it before Ignis*
Things never really slow down here, do they?
Oh you mean the Takoyaki fellow? Yeah, I think people are going to try to change his heart, not sure though...
Just take the money. *throws 500 yen at the table*
Is that really a terrible thing, Kotone?
Nothing much except for insanity Hunter
*she throws 500 yen on the counter* here you go! *she assembles a chilli dog and hands it to Brotone* Here ya go, Bro!
Change his heart? Actually, don't tell me.
*The room's temperature briefly drops, but soon becomes normal*

Agreed. Don't say a word on the subject. If you catch my drift? Not everyone who walks in here will know what's going on. It'd be better if this cafe didn't get a reputation as a place for freaks.
I don't really understand it either, I just want to enjoy myself for now..
heck yeah chillidogs
you are the best @Tsugumi-Chan
Heh, no prob! Oh, and by the way, my name's Yang, Brotone.
Yang eh?
Thats Yangtastic!
How good are you on a board?
*walks in with a M8A7 assault rifle on his back with a carbon fiber frame*

So I notified Prophet, Eeaper and Firebreak but all of them are busy at the moment.
What's up spectre?
Well, I'm not the best at skateboarding... A girl I know from a tournament is, though!
*Enters by hanging from the roof with a portal*

I can help spectre. I just need a badass codename.
*Gamma turns to Spectre, with a plainly unamused look*

Greetings sir, welcome to Leblanc. This is a fine establishment as long as you're here to hang out or have coffee, or both. However, any conversation must be kept cool. Ya dig?
aww sweet a skating tournament?
sign me up!
I've been wondering. how should we celebrate when everyone turns back to normal? It seems like something we should throw a party for.
@Tsugumi-Chan
I seem to be back...I think?

*He obviously searches himself, looking like an idiot*
*Gamma raises an eyebrow at Shiza, and the room starts to grow cold again*
If this is something related to your.... Business I would advise you to meet elsewhere. This is a relaxed place, we don't need that kind of talk here. Alright?

*Gamma quickly glances at Hibki*
Things will never return to normal mate. Best to just get used to the weirdness.
*laughs at Shiza* You seem to be in one piece! Oh, and not a skating tournament, Brotone. A fighting one. Her board was also a weapon!
Lots of stuff is happening and I don't understand it
I am friends with Yang and Hunter so yeah I can agree with that.
No I think hibki meant if we go back to our og genders.
whoa
that sounds sick
where can i get one?
I meant the whole gender swap incident. Although it's gotten significantly easier to live with.
@Bgammax
My...business? You mean me being an assassin? No, this has nothing to do with it. Unless you mean me talking to Spectre, and not Yang. Nah man, I'm just chilling.

*As he finishes his sentence, the portal collapses and he falls from the ceiling, landing in a faceplant*
I'd really rather plan the celebration for after we turn back.

And maybe we should rent out a nicer restaraunt?
Gender swap?
that sounds wild!
While I do like this body, I can't wait to get back to normal.
Lively as always. Hopefully that doesn't change soon.
Still observing everything
*she shrugs* No clue! Plus, it was a hoverboard, and those are really hard to make...
*Walks in*

How are all ya doin'?
oh my gosh
a hoverboard?
i always wanted one of those!
*she winces as Shiza falls onto the floor* Hey, you okay hon?
I mean I made a ton! Selling them for only 5000 yen!
Good. We're just talking about celebrating the end of the gender swap when it finnaly arrives.
I mean I wouldn't mind staying like this! I look great AND feel great!
Celebrating the end of the gender swap? Eh, since I'm just a forced change of gender, I might stay like this. But who knows.
*sighs* A chance to wear normal clothes again. And no longer find my weapon so heavy....
Gender swap? ... That explains quite a bit.
*Muffled speech*

I'm fine!
I might dress like this every once in a while though. I have to say the skirt is really comfy. Who knows maybe afterwards we'll be able to change at will.
Yo Brotone! You want a hover board? I'm selling them for only 5000 yen!
I mean I have my gender ray that can change us at any time so.....
*Gamma lets out a sigh as the temperature returns to normal*

Well, while I'm glad the talk has left death could you perhaps find a subject other than the gender thing to talk about? If you actually did something fairly normal people who walked by might mistake this place for an actual cafe. Something I think we'd all be ok with, no?
I'm already able to change at will, but this time I somehow can't. But I don't care anyways, I kinda missed lookin' like this.
When do the genderbends end?
Fine. I'll change the topic. I can't believe how badly Star destroyed me earlier. Then again she is a goddess.
I wish we knew. But they have to end somehow... right?

Like maybe we just have to find whatever deity did this and kick their ass?
Well I helped. Using telepathy and teleportation!
I think thats the last thing we should do, atleast try to use some level of diplomacy.
But who did it?
*she helps Shiza up* Pfft... You're such a dork~
Well I don't care! I like my new looks and I like how I feel!
I like bein' in this version of myself. It's been a long time since I looked like this.
*Gamma simply sighs, as though resigned to his fate*
That topic is even worse. Somehow, things only ever get weirder. No wonder we don't get normal customers anymore.
At least I wasn't affected
Whelp, I hope I'm not next to genderbend... I like my feminine looks, thank you very much!
Gamma, ya expect normal customers? Any new customer we see is just another person with some sort of power.
So what? Normal is boring! I like being agile and DANG Looking sassy is great!
Not like this place had normal customers anyway...

Still, maybe we should open some kind of Bent Genders Cafe.
*Gamma turns to Kageomi, clearly frustrated*
That's part of the problem deary. There are random people walking around the city. None of them end up here. Businesses need customers, that much is common sense.
I'm sure I would make a great woman.
*Iggy sips his coffee*
Anyone could be affected
Can't force someone to change completely, ya know. Of course businesses need customers, but if the type they get is one that's not really common, gotta deal with it.
*smirks at Ignis* I betcha you would, hon~ Oh, that reminds me... Guys that are now girls, tell me, have you had any cramps as of late?
I mean most people that were turned into girls(including me) have DANG fine curves and looks, so you probably would.
Nope. Not at all.
Speak for yourself! I look quite dashing as a guy!
*walks in and sits down*
What a day....
Okay, anyone else? No? Whelp, that's a thing I'm good with. No guy should feel the pain women go through that one time every month...
New person
Woah too much detail
Oh, I know what ya talkin' bout Yang...
*Waves to Shino*
Greetings ma'am, and welcome to our humble cafe. Please don't worry about the other patrons. Is there anything I can get you while you're here?
Didn't know you could be nice Gummo! I thought you were just edge!
I'll take some coffee please
Just hit me with the strongest you have.
*slings an arm over Kage's shoulder* Yep... Imma pity them when they have to go through that event... *she finishes off the popsicle, throwing it in the trash*
Oh, someone that actually is normal. Then I'll try my best to not creep ya out.
Oh... that's a thing that'll happen....

We should resolve this as soon as possible.... just to avoid that.

*blinks at Shino*

Do I know you?
I will too Yang...
M-maybe...
Greetings!
*Gamma quickly bows to Shino*
Alright ma'am. I'll get it done in a moment.

*Gamma looks at his phone for a moment, before searching the shelves for a french roast. He then proceeds to pour water into the coffee maker before grinding the beans and adding them as well. In a few minutes, Gamma has enough coffee for a small cup and hands it over to Shino*

Sorry for the wait ma'am. Is there anything else you need?
Yo gamma! Another hot cocoa please!
Gamma sure is diligent
Hey Gamma, may I have some Mocha?
*walks over to Migrant, leaning her head on her shoulder* You're pretty~ Just thought I'd let ya know. *she walks behind the counter, making French fries (or chips, if you're British)* Imma make a good thing you guys're gonna love~
*takes the coffee from Gamma*

Thank you, and no I don't need anything else.

Hmm.... what's your name?
I'm Brittanian not British just saying in advance
*Gamma turns to Kageomi as he begins to mix the cocoa powder with warm water to make hot chocolate*

Anything more specific you want with that? After all, there are many kinds of coffee, or things you can add to it. Wouldn't want it to be an unpleasant experience for you.

*sson he finishes the hot chocolate, with little that could go wrong he hands it to FemBF*
Jus' regular mocha, please.
*looks at Lelouch* What? Hey, didja break the fourth wall? 'Cause no one called you British... *she starts to shred mozzarella*
*looks towards Mig*

My name is Shino.
Sweet, thanks. *Gives him 500 yen*
Just saying in advance
Whatcha making Yang?
Shino... I feel like someone's said that name before....

Oh well, I'm Migrant. And.... not usually a girl.
*shrugs* Alrighty then, king. *she then starts to make gravy (Haha... Only true Canadians know what this is...)*
Wall?

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(Umm ok?)
*smirks at Bona* Haha.... You'll see~!
Ooc: I know what it is, I just can't remember the name
I believe you, tons of people have been switching genders lately.
Are you one of them?
It's quite the problem...
(I'm not Canadian soooo.........)
*Gamma nods to Kageomi*
Very well, I'll prepare it in a moment.

*After checking his phone again, Gamma uses the last of the recently brewed French Roast to make a cup, and leaves it at the back counter for now. He then moves to begin heating some milk on the stove, not much, but just enough for the drink. As the milk heats Gamma takes a small glass and fills it with cocoa powder and warm water, stirring it to make a sort of syrup that he adds to the Mocha in progress. By the time this is finished he deems the milk warm enough and stirs it together with the mixture. Finally Gamma adds some whipped cream as a finishing touch before handing the drink to Kageomi*
Sorry for the wait. I hope you enjoy.

*He then takes note of Yang and Lelouch*
Please do not break any walls. This place has seen enough chaos before I got here, would rather not make more.
*she the fries on a plate, then adds mozzarella and gravy on top, before putting the plate on the counter* Voilà! Poutine~!
This looks neat *She takes a bite* OMG THIS IS DELICIOUS!
Thanks, Gamma.

*He sips the Mocha*

You did pretty good too.
No wall is going to be broken
Hopefully
Yeah, don't worry Gamma. We won't break the walls.
Can I have some water please? I don't really need much else.
Boss would get upset
Seriously this is delicious Yang! What is it?
Me?
Oh no... I haven't switched genders yet, but people I'm close to have.
And you're right Mr. Fedora, it is a bit of a problem.
Don't you think it's odd though? The fact that all of a sudden people's genders are being switched?
That much will be easy Hib. Just a moment.

*Gamma turns on the faucet, quickly filling a glass of water. He then chills the glass a little to get the water nice and cool before handing it to Hibki*
Thanks! Abilities like that are better than ice cubes.
It is called poutine, my dear Bona. A Canadian dish of Quebecois origin! *smirks* Found a recipe for it in a Canadian cookbook!
Mr. Fedora?
Interesting
(Well, damn. That picture didn't wanna do a thing.)
Ah... well that's good for you I suppose. It sucks.

But enough about that, what brings you out tonight?
I'll try some. What do you put on it again?
*sips her coffee*

You wear a fedora, do you not?
Well yes.
*Shiza stands back up*

Well, that's a first. There any staff around? I'd like a beer. If not beer, then some coffee, I guess.

OOC: Tfw you're listening to the P4 soundtrack while doing this. I love "A New World Fool", so good!
@Migrant
I just needed to get some fresh air
My family worries about me if I stay cooped up in my room too long.
(That looks kinda good but unhealthy)
Gals, you GOTTA try this it's DELICIOUS!
*hands a plate of poutine to Hibiki* Fries, gravy, and mozzarella cheese~ Anyone else?
*Drinks all his Mocha*

Just forgot! I need to go! See ya guys.

*He walks out the door*
Dont ever refer to me as a gall, in my genderbent form or regular form, but yes I will take a plate, I haven't had anything all day
Ah, you stay in your room? Do.... you like computers, by any chance?
(It's kinda unhealthy, but it's really yummy~. It's pretty much a comfort food, too)
*hands a plate to Aitome* Here you go!
No silly, it's a joke! You know how people say "guys" for alot of things? Well since most of us are genderswapped, I started saying gals!
(I try to stay away from greasy and unhealthy food because it makes me sick)
May I have a plate, miss?

*Winks*
I think I'll pass on that
This all seems very... unhealthy.
Doesn't sound very natural though, guess I'm just used to hearing guys...

*Aitome tries some fries and his face lights up after eating one

Wow, your pretty good at cooking Tsugami-senpai, I would love to try some of your other dishes.
Yes, I do happen to like computers.
*Gobbles more down* My gosh is this delicious! Thanks yang! *Gives yang 1500 yen*
(Understandable.)
Here ya go, Shiza~!
Ooc: I've actually never had poutine IRL but I wanna try it
(I eat a lot though)
Thank you so much.

*Gives her 300 yen, then takes a bite*

This is the best poutine I've ever had, and that's saying something.
(It's freaking easy to make, too.)
OOC: ^^^
OOC: ^^^
OOC: Freaking double post. Yay.
*smiles, taking the yen and puts it in a jar in the cafe* Thanks, and you guys are welcome~!
(With food like that it would be easy to make)
*a robot enteres in scanning something*

Searching DNI frequency. Frecuency: Samael "Spectre" Masakado found.
Is... that a machine?
Well then, miss Shino, I think you might like someone who frequents this place. Her name is Futaba.
A new robot? This will be interesting...
OOC: @EWR-115_Reaper

Since when is Spectre Japanese, and when was his name confirmed?
Another bucket of bolts? Great.
*looks at Ignis*

Affirmitave meatbag.
Well we call her star
A robot? What's it doing here?
OOC: It is out of my prediction and personal theory about the person.
OOC: Ah, figures. Since when would treyarch confirm a canon name for him. Dupin' the dupes.
One reaper was good enough
*looks at the Robot, Reaper* Ooh... Cool.
A rude one at that.
I'm always willing to meet other people interested in computers.

OOC: I have no clue about Spectre and i feel like he is japanese descent due to his/her supply drop costume Kabuki and his/her behaving like a ninja.
IC: I am Experimental War Robot 115. But I am Reaper.
Mmhhh Rapper was it? And why are you here?
What're ya doing here Experimental-you know what, I'm calling you EWR 115. What're Ya doing here EWR 115?
OOC: Yeah, I'd agree. Just read their wiki page, and there's evidence to it.
Reaper. I am searching for Spec Ops. Spectre via Direct Neural Implant frecuency. Beginning audio message.

*starts playing the audio message*

Spectre: So far I founded this odd app on my monitor the other day and when click it I was expecting it to install a virus but instead a second later I saw out side the mothership was giant bones and a giant castle that looked likea glorified Alcatraz.
What brings you to the nexus, rustbucket?
Ah... well... I can't help you with that.
I don't know who this Spacta person is, but it sounds like they need help at the very least.
Spectre? Are you trapped?
Prophet's attempt to expand his Glitch system into global teleporting. Me and Spectre were first test subjects.
Reaper, I will help. Got any leads?
*she washes the dishes and puts them away, before going into the front rooms and sitting in a booth* Wow. So you two are the only ones here and not this Prophet guy?
What the-glitch system?
Wait...Quick! I need a badass codename!
Something about this doesn't feel right...
*Aergia tumbles down the stairs... again* God dammit!
Aergia san! Are you okay?
*looks at Aergia in concern, rushing to her side* Oh, are you okay, honey?
Are you alright?!
Oh, AI! *uses Dia on aierga* you OK?
I'm fine. Fuck! Hate it when that happens.
Affirmative Yang Xiao Long. Prophet is moniter on our wellbeing.

*turns to Shiza and projects up a map*

Spectre is in location: Above Mementos

*picks up a call*

Prophet: Reaper? You there... got any leads of where Spectre is?

Reaper: General location is in Mementos but triangulation required.

Prophet: Alright I will look into that.

*the call ends*
*holds out hand to Aergia* Need a hand?
I guess it's mamatoes time....
Alright, how about...Monarch? Yeah, I like that. Shiza, codename monarch. Has I nice ring to it.
*She grabs Yang's hand* Thanks.
Suggested names: Shocking Meatbag or Slayer.
Reaper, let's find spectre.
*helps her up with ease* No problemo~!
Fuck you reaper. Monarch is badass. Since it's a synonym for 'King", it hints at my demonic possessor, Satan himself. Y'know, king of hell?
Oh shit, we coming up with nicknames? Cuz I got mine!
Hey! Im coming with you "Monarch"! You better not leave me behind
@Aergia
Not exactly. This name is only for the time being, or it might stick, who knows?
Well I need a codename....
Ninjii!
*switches his right arm into a Scythe minigun and walks to Mementos*

It is time to reap.
@EWR-115_Reaper
OOC: Perhaps you should make a new thread for this...
Oh well...
@Aergia
No, no. I want to hear it.
If you say so. My codename is... Baron!
What a weird robot...
I'm bad at codenames, so can I be called "Gold" or "Dragon"?
Baron? Why baron?
Wait! Yang! You need a persona! It's too dangerous without one!
Or, wait... Just call me Blondie! Junior calls me that all the time back at his club.
My codename will be King
Ooh... Well, I have a semblance, my Ember Celica, but not a Persona.... Shoot...
Have you seen my outfit?
I think that can work...
Hm? Your outfit? Well you don't look like a pilot to new...
No persona here either *he points to himself*
*He walks into the cafe grinning cheerfully* Hey guys how's it going?
Oh hey Tatsu. I mean I'm still a girl so it's only going so well.
*waves at Tatsuya* Hey there! Have a good time with your girlfriend?
When I enter the Metaverse I look like a Baron ok?
You seem fairly happy Tatsuya did something good happen?
@Tsugumi-Chan
You want a persona? Pretty sure I can just awaken you with magic. It'll be dangerous though...
I look like a ninja when I go in!
*He nods* Yeah I did, heh I'm sorta surprised but seems like it might actually work out. *He smirks* So what's all this about you guys awaking Personas?
*looks at Shiza* Dangerous? Huh... I dunno, then...
*Gamma looks up from his phone, still sitting behind the counter*

Tatsuya's happy... Maya's around. Yeah, I think its pretty clear what happened. Finally saw the new one, eh?
It really hurts when you awaken. ALOT.
Hey Red Coat! What's up?
This is starting to confuse me...
But it's awesome! You get so much power!
*Walks in*

I jus' murdered a buncha poisonous fish.
It's not exactly a pain, more extreme exhaustion. It might hurt because it'll be by unconventional means though...
@Kageomi
Is it murder if it's fish?
I look like this in the Metaverse

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*The room begins to chill as Gamma looks towards Shiza*

If you're going to do anything dramatic, persona awakenings are included, do it away from here. Got it? Trying to keep this place as close to calm as I can.
*Shrugs*

I dunno. I gotta buncha poisonous spikes outta 'em though.
Then... Sure. I trust you, Shiza. If anyone's gonna awaken me, I want it to be you.
OK. Just stay calm.
@Bgammax
You and what army?
That sounds MEGA wrong Yang.
@Tsugumi-Chan
Alright. Apparently we need to do this outside, so follow me real quick...

*Leaves the cafe*

OOC: Not sure if this'll require a new thread, or I could just do it here...
This isn't good
Yang's gettin' awakened? Oh god.
Ooc: new thread
Ic: Shouldn't you do it in mementos?
*He walks in*

Hey everybody wha-

*He notices the tension in the air*

On second thought I'll just chill over here.

*He sits in a booth*
OOC: You already have a date thread involving them. Why not do it there? Seems quite logical if you're not doing much with it
Either or. Doesn't matter, to be honest.
Finally? Gamma I talked to her yesterday. No actually it's that she's not really new... I went back home, she's not there anymore. Whatever the hell happened that's the same one I used ta know.
OOC: Fair enough. I'll do it after the battle. 'Kay?
Well she's a Maya, right Tatsu? So that should be good enough for you.
*Gamma sighs as the cafe once again returns to a normal temperature*

Sorry about that. I try my hardest to keep this place as close to casual as I can. Whatever counts as casual here.

*after taking a deep breath to calm himself, Gamma turns to Tatsuya*
I know you've seen them. But you might not have. "seen" them if you catch my drift.
Joker: *Wakes up from her* Huh? Did i miss something?
Oh, good morning Joker. You kinda... fell asleep there.
Hey! Heartstealer what's up. Not much is having expect for a robot.
*He looks around*

I see some of you people are still in different bodies.

*He raises an eyebrow*

How does that feel?
Heartstealer? Better not steal my heart.
Feels pretty good Wolfy! Im just missing my bust right now...
Nobody can steal my heart, physically and romantically
How does it feel? Well... different, in a word. Like I'm still getting used to some aspects of it.

And it's not like my wardrobe fits me anymore. And my sword feels so heavy suddenly.
@Aergia
Joker: If you don't do something evil, I won't have to steal your heart!
Joker: Man, I guess I just kind of took a nap there

Arsene: *Appears next to Aitome* Greetings again, My love
That sounds pretty weird.

Do you guys know how you ended up like that?
@Mishimans
Joker: I feel friggin fantastic!