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*she smirks at Lelouch* Pssshhh... No one but Pyrrha, am I right, Lulu?
You got me
Welcome back dear.

*Aitome gives Arsene a kiss on the cheek
@Aergia
Joker: Oh. Guess I'm still waking up. Sorry! *scratches her head and laughs sheepishly*

Joker:Oh, what's up Yang?
No clue how it happened. Just that we all woke up like this at some point in the last three days.

We don't even know how to get back to normal.
Honestly I like being like this. It hasn't really affected my skill in combat. Plus I think I look hot.
Oh cmon Grey! Gotta enjoy having tits.
*she snickers at Lelouch* You know, I originally thought she'd get with Jaune or Ren, but you and her? That is so much cuter~
Sure? (See ya later)
Well that sounds like a strange experience.

*He laughs*

Sure hope that doesn't happen to me since I am done with all the stuff in the nexus.

*He looks at his maid outfit*

I also don't want to have to change my clothing.
(Aight, cya)
Hey, Joker! Not much, really. The sky, the clouds, and the ceiling, mostly.
The only awkward part is shopping. And you get over that pretty quickly. *She drinks more of her water*
I'm sorry, are you talking to me, Aergia?
Oh hey Joker how's it going. And anybody got any dungeon crawling or anything planed tonight?
I'm just gonna sleep. Probably going to find a hotel so my parents don't see me as a girl.
Yeah you!
Wait you actually have a family Hibki!? With parents that aren't dead!?
Bras are overly complicated, they make me have to pay attention to my balance, I don't really see what's so great.
I'm just amazed that some people have actual functional lives here.
They only acknowledge my existence when I do something wrong. So it's not even that great. They think all of you are bad influences.
Yeah so am I Mish... Geez I can't even remember a time I actually had that... *He laughs* Oh well what fun is being normal anyways?
Oh they do huh? *He smirks* Perhaps they could a use a visit from some Phantom Thieves?
You don't have to wear a bra man. Just get a tank top.
Hmm being normal would actually be pretty great.

*He offers a slight smile*

Wouldn't have to deal with pain or anything anymore.
No it's fine. That just means I can disappear for months and they don't care. Why do you think I haven't gone home since I got here.
*a bird hits the window near Yang's booth, causing her to jump* Woah! Jeez, poor thing...
Well then I need to go shopping....

Which, I probably should do.... and get some new armor. Maybe a better weighted sword...
Heh fair enough. Geez it's weird to think you're supposedly a kid man. Kinda reminds of my own younger days.

*He stares at Mish incredulously*
Do you think that nothing bad ever happens to people just because they aren't mixed up in this mess? Being normal wouldn't mean you don't have to deal with pain it'd just be different.
I could shop with ya Grey!
Need help with clothing Black Mask? I could help you out, however, you would have to help me get clothes!
Yeah. It's hard to believe that before I came to the Nexus I was taking mock exams and goofing off with friends. Hell I don't know if my parents even got dragged here. For all I know my house is empty.
*she stares blankly at the bird that hit the window* It's... a crow.
Joker: I can help you guys get clothes! I didn't need to get any, since my Thief outfit just molded to my figure, but I can help buy some clothes with you guys!

Arsene: *Turns to Aitome* I can help you pick the most dashing outfit!
*Hibki casts a recarm on the poor bird* Its alive!
Joker: I mean, I have parents, but they hate me. They sent me to live in Leblanc to get rid of me after I got a criminal record
Ooh yeah that case. I heard about that mess back when it happened actually, something always seemed off there so hearing you didn't even do anything wrong just made things add up... Tch I can't stand crap like that.
Hey think about it this way. That was the best thing to ever happen to you. You saved the world and made all these great friends.
You had a criminal record? No wonder I thought you were a bad guy when I first saw you Heartstealer

*Aitome looks at Arsene

You know I've always wondered what I would look like in a fancy Tuxedo..
Joker: The funny thing is, if you look at my record, that incident is still there, even though Shido confessed his crime....*Looks sad* Still makes me a little upset...
@Aitome_Korichi
Arsene: You would absolutely stunning! A true debonair!
*looks at Joker confused* You have a criminal record? Hard to believe...
*He glares back at Tatsuya*

Yeah well maybe I would like dealing with different.

I am so tired of dealing with what the nexus throws at me that I just want out.
Huh, a group shopping trip...?
Yeah man!
Can I go?
*He sighs* Yeah law enforcement here is pretty screwed in a lotta ways... Honestly I've always been glad that I don't have to deal with legal crap. *He mutters* Hell was I thinking even considering being a cop?
Why not! It will be fun! The only reason I want to wear a Tuxedo is too look in the right aesthetic, it doesn't fit me to wear this blue hoodie...
Tatsuya you would be one of the better cops the world has seen. Hell if more persona users and demon gamers became cops the world would be much better off.
*He chuckles* Hey no need to be so angry Mish.

I'm only saying that life is always going to be hard somehow. Still at least to me normal is just boring. *His face lights up* I mean come on don't you guys just love magic? There's something about being able to shatter the laws of physics I find entertaining.
*Arsene and Joker say at the same time*
Let's do it!
*Tamers
(Appears through the floor*

Hey guys. Can I get a light beer?
I mean I'd be okay with going as a group. We can take one of the ex-girl's along to get a.... "normal" opinion? And help her get some boy's clothes.
*He nods at Hibki* Got a point there. my brother actually is one, sort of a dick sometimes but sure. But let it never be said Katsuya Suou isn't a good person that can actually do his job.
@Tsugumi-Chan
Joker: Yup. I'm truly the world's greatest criminal. This corrupt politician named Masayoshi Shido was sexually assaulting a woman, so I stepped in and gently pulled him away from her, like a normal human being. He was drunk off his ass, so he fell over and hit his eye against something. He then sued my ass, and I was arrested and got a criminal record...
Sure sure.
Didn't you get expelled too?
@HibkiKuze
Thanks, but no thanks. Being an assassin is fun, and pays well. Laying down the law is no fun. Breaking it is though.
*stares at Joker* That's... For lack of a better term, fucked up...
*Em appears in a chair, looking at Joker.*

But hey, you got 'em back for that, didn'tcha? I heard you're that type of person.

Oh, and can whoever's on duty get me an iced mocha?
Hey Em. Glad to see you're still normal.
Black Mask! I am an Ex-Girl! Seriously! Pay more attention!
*Conjures an iced mocha with a Latin incantation and hands it to Emerson, then makes a ice cold beer for himself. With minimal effort, the bottlecap comes off with a loud "hiss"*

There you go my friend. Magical mocha.
Joker: Yep, Hibki, I did. No school accepted me after that. Shujin gave me a chance, and that's where I met my friends and eventual phantom thief members. It wasn't easy in the beginning, though. Everywhere I went, all I heard was "Hey that's the kid with the criminal record" "What a no good" "Be careful around him, I hear He'll stab you if you look at him funny". You get the point...

Arsene: He was truly a troubled individual
Excellent! Then I think we have everything we'd need.
Normal? Oh, you mean the whole genderswap thing that's been going around.
I had it for a little while, but it went away. Dunno why though...


*He takes the coffee from Shiza.*

Ah, thanks. Forgot you did shit like that.
Let me guess. When you answered a question right everyone was surprised. Meanwhile people wouldn't leave me alone. It was always "Don't hang out with him you'll catch nerd" or if I was with Daichi " Look at those two. They don't deserve to go here" It's fine though. If it weren't for Daichi I wouldn't be here.
@HibkiKuze
Joker: Huh... I guess you and I had a similar experience. No wonder we get along so well!
*His face turns to one of anger* And that's what I hate about high-school.. No just the world, Always dismissing somebody without bother to look under the surface. If I'd of acted like that I never would of become friends with any of my team... Honestly at first we didn't get on that well at all, but eventually we got past it. I just don't get why anyone would write people off so quickly unless they actually tried to kill you or something.
This is nice. I'm just glad I don't have to study or get a job. Shadow hunting pays more than anything really.
May I butt in? Life sucks. I know that for a fact. I used to be depressed all the time. You just need to learn to forgive, and ignore all the assholes. Take my word for it, kid.
*He looks a bit shocked by Shiza* I'll be dammed, you and I have a lot more in common than I thought.
So, um.... when should we head shopping?
*Gives Tatsuya a wide grin*

You don't know everything about me. I may look like a ruthless killer and an asshole on the outside, but like you said, look beneath the surface.
@Tatsuya
Joker: That's just how teens of this generation are. They jump to conclusions. Only the truly special ones look under the surface..

@Shiza_Salad
Joker: Thanks Satan Boy. I already learned that lesson awhile ago
Well, if we're talkin' philosophies on life, I suppose mine is pretty open-ended.

Shit happens. Deal with it accordingly. That's about all I've figured out.

*He leans back in his chair and sips his coffee.*
@Migrant
Joker: Maybe we should go tomorrow. All the shops are probably closed right now
I can go shopping anytime. I'm always ready. *Mumbling* oh god did my mindset change too?
Hmm, I might not be able to tonight, but I'm free most days, up to you guys really.
Heh ya got a point. Although I didn't buy the ruthless killer thing from the start... I've never actually seen you kill anyone that didn't deserve it.
Hm? You say something Hibki?

And yeah, tomorrow should work.
*Sighs*

Then you must've not heard about all those guards...or the dog...or the fairy...or the old innocent man...or...shall I go on?
I could go but I have no desire to. If anything I'd rather just get back to work on that sword Em. The thing Lux made is nice but it won't last for long... Might want to try getting Maya something better than whatever she's got too? I'm actually not sure she has anything really, violence was hardly the first thing on my mind today.
I'm just wondering if my mindset changed or if I'm just adapting to the situation. Umm I gotta go real quick. *She runs off to the bathroom*
Mindset change? Huh, I think im growing to be less mean in this form, I guess thats a good thing.
.... And she's gone....

I mean, it's not mindset adaptation to want more than one outfit, right?
Arsene: It is a wonderful thing, Aitome! You are also more romantic in this form!
Well Tatsu, I've got some base mechanisms down, but getting both the machine gun and chainsaw functions to work at the same time is pretty rough. I think I could put together a prototype if you wanna work out the kinks.
*He watches as everyone talks*

This place has gotten even more lively.

I might get another outfit. Or maybe some underwear. I only have like 3, I have to do a lot of laundry....
I mean isn't it? I've never needed more than one Mig. Of course I'm also an utter loon who considers losing a arm a minor setback so ya know. *He shrugs*
*He notices Mishimans.*

Mish! How's it going!
I mean... I don't think it's weird.... right Joker?
*Takes a large swig form the beer*

Hey Tatsuya! You must've not have heard me!

*He then starts to go on and on about his adventures in great detail during his drunken stupor*
Hmm yeah I can work with a prototype... *He grins like a madman* Oh yeah you haven't seen how my being good with machines works have ya?
*Hibki walks out of the bathroom although she appears somewhat irritated*
*He offer Em a slight smile*

Things are going fine enough.

*He yawns*

I have found a new approach towards things that not even this place can take away.
*He looks over at Shiza* Ya know what I'm not going to do anything about all that man, I probably should as a decent human being but on the other hand I don't want to fight you.
Is something the matter, Hibki?
Hey what's up
Is that true? Its probably cause your charm is rubbing off on me.
I'll open up shop sometime soon, so stop on by Tatsu. I've got an order to wrap up too.

*He fully turns to Mishimans to speak with him easier.*

That's good. Care to explain, or are you gonna keep it a secret for now?
What'dya mean? I dint do nothin'! Tatsuya? C'mon, talk to meh!
What's up Ozzy!

Yeah. I'm fine. If someone's serving I'd like some fries please.
*walks out of bathroom* What'd I miss?
@Migrant
Joker: It isn't weird at all!

@Aitome
Arsene: You give me too much credit....
... Of course you didn't Shiza, and like I said even if you did we're still kinda sorta friends and I wouldn't do anything about it.
@Tsugumi-Chan
Oh hey babe! Lemme tell ya a stery! Is 'bout a devilishly handsome man! Hehe, devil. I crack myself up!

*Shiza then proceeds to laugh WAY to hard at the shitty joke*
I figured it wasn't that weird. *grins* Tatsu's just weird.

Oh, hey Tsugumi. Not much, just plans to go out shopping.
*Hibki sighs. She then goes behind the counter and gets a basket of French fries. She takes them back to her table before putting a little too much salt on them before eating them*
*He keeps a neutral expression*

My new approach is to fade into the background of things Em.

I'm sure that if I do nothing of note then no one will desire to bother me again.

*His yellow eyes appear more vibrant*

I don't know why but not being a part of this...

*He motions to everyone else*

Actually feels right.
.... Hibki... are you sure you're okay?
Even if I did what? Killed some innocent person? Is kinda the jerb, my friend!

*shiza stands up and leans on Tatsuya with his arm around his shoulder. He then takes another drink of the bottle. At a closer look, the bottle seems to be bottomless, as Shiza has had way too much to drink*
Plans which I shall evade at all costs! *He draws his sword and looks dead serious* You'll never take me alive!

*he puts it away and starts laughing*
Yeah right as if I'd actually resort to that.
*she snickers, then starts to laugh* Ahh, terrible jokes... I love them~
Yeah I just had a craving for something salty. It's good now.
*He sighs* I just had to deal with my drunken girlfriend. She can get away with grabbing me at random though, I'd rather others not pull that.
Er, Mish, well... that doesn't really feel right to me.
Do you want this, or... are you just trying to run away from the real issue?
Hehe, you're a pretty funny guy, Tats. Hahaha...ugh...

*Shiza falls flat onto his face, passed out drunk*
*Just stares at Hibki* Did... someone send you something you didn't like...?
Joker: *Stealthily pokes Tats' ass and then runs back to his seat, whistling and looking around to avoid suspicion*
No. I just wanted something salty. *She suddenly seems to be happy* Don't worry about it I'm fine. Sorry if I worried you.
*He glares at Joker* I know that was you trickster. Do that ever again at your own risk... And in case you're wondering the whistling just makes you more suspect.
Oh! Cravings! I seem to have lost those sudden cravings as a guy...
I... don't really believe you, but if you don't wanna talk about it then I can't force you.
*she sighs, slinging one of Shiza's arms over her shoulder and heaving him to one of the booths* There we go, big guy!
*He looks directly at Em with his vibrant eyes*

I am just so tired at this point.

That non existence sounds like a blessing.

*He sighs*

Not having to deal with anything anymore would be a gift.

Wait... cravings?
*She opens her phone* Look through my phone you won't see anything. *The only thing on the screen is the male Tico*
... Hm? Oh... oh dear...
*It seems Ignis fell asleep. Iggy lifts his head off the table*
This is... embarrassing.
*He jolts back up in his seat.*

I'm awake! Hmm...Breath smells like beer, I was sleeping in a booth...I must've gotten drunk again. Heh, the alcohol runs right through me, not literally of course, it just gets flushed out of my system quickly.
Oh yeah you guys actually need food right? I keep wondering why nobody else bothers learning to live off magic but it's just me it seems.

*He looks over at Ignis* Geez you shouldn't just fall asleep around here man.
Food tastes good. That's why.
So, what, you just wanna go back to being a normal Shadow or somethin'? You're gonna get bored eventually Mish. And when you do, we'll welcome you back with open arms.

*Em stands up, and puts his empty coffee cup on the table with the money next to it.*

Well, I've got a store to run. Toodles, and stop by any time.

*He walks out of LeBlanc.*
This doesn't happen to me at all...
Yep! Random cravings! Im not sure if it's due to that time of the month or something else, but I get random cravings for food!
I don't need food, I just eat it 'cause I can. Same with drinks. I just like getting drunk sometimes.
*She laughs clearly trying to avoid what @Aitome_Korichi brought up* Hey it's okay let's keep talking about other things.
*He is left looking at the table*

A normal shadow huh ...

I never really thought about doing that.

*His gaze burns with a certain intensity*

Just hearing that already makes me feel calm.
Huh... I wonder if that was like me and corn dogs last night.... *frowns a bit and reads Hibki's phone*

Well it seems normal... anyway.... *tries to swipe a fry off her* You are right about food tasting good.
@Tatsuya
Joker: Geez Tats, I was joking.... now I know you can't take a damn joke
What did I miss while I was... sleeping?
Yeah apparently Tico got swapped too.

Tico: This is like, so not cool. Man I wish I was real so I could eat.
You could talk to Kalib, he's good with that digital stuff.
The thing is I picked the female Tico. It's probably what caused everyone else to switch.
You think your phone is the cause of our gender switching?
*He smiles sheepishly* Sorry Joker... I can sometimes but I dun know, been a weird past couple days.
No Tico's gender swapped as well. What's affecting us mus be affecting, I guess him now.
*He lays against the booth with a peaceful expression*

*He mutters to himself*

I wonder how it would feel like to be a shadow again ...
Ah, in that way. Yeah, that would make sense...

Hmm... I dunno, it feels like there's no leads on this at all... it's kinda scary, to be honest.
@Tatsuya
Joker: *walks up to him, pats his back, and gives him a serious look* You're talking about Maya, aren't you.... I know how tough it is for you. I mean, I was there for that Ira thing.... I feel for you man...
I suppose no one can answer that then...
I don't mind! Its the Nexus! Stuff like this happens all the time!
Well, I got to go. I'll see y'all around. Catch you on the flip side!

*Goes through a portal and instantly disappears*
@Migrant
Joker: The reason there are no leads is because nobody is looking into it, and that's because nobody is having any real problems with it.
What's so scary. *Suddenly she becomes irritated again and starts eating more fries* They could have at least asked first. I mean who thinks it funny to swap peoples gender? *She looks down* If they can do this what else can they do?
Yeah, but not knowing how it happened makes it impossible to know hwen it's going to un-happen.
Yeah I mean it's good that she's here, *His voice goes lower* And I'm sure she's real... what the hell am I gonna do if something happens to her.
*He glances at the ceiling with a dazed expression as he immerses in such thoughts*
*Hibki sees something* What was that?
If there is a person behind this, they aren't very powerful, they can't even change everyone, just a handful of us.
*she sits in a booth, watching everyone before mumbling to herself* Heh.. Glad I'm here with so many great people...
Hibki you are being real.... *turns around* What are you looking at?
Well... I should be going then.
*Iggy stands up*
@Tatsuya
Joker: *Hugs him* You need one of these. Don't worry, I'll be sure to keep an eye on her. I've been keeping tabs on everyone, so I'll help protect her


Joker: *Looks around, tense* Oh god, he's here....
I don't know. I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye.
*He stares back at Hibiki*

*He mouths*

Do you see me ?
Who's here? Why is everyone suddenly acting weird?
*She turns back.* Yeah. Somewhat.
*Attempts to follow Hibki's eyes*

I see nothing. Like literally nothing.
*He awkwardly accepts the hug then backs away a bit* Thanks Joker... Honestly her Persona isn't very strong, point in time she's from means her power just isn't up to par with the things around here it's not reassuring ya know?
Joker: Looks where Hibki is looking, and sees Null* So, Null appears once again

Arsene: *Gets in front of Aitome* I'll protect you, love..
*she looks at Joker confused* Huh? Joker, what's wrong? Who's here?
... Have you gone mad?
*His eyes widen*

So you are lacking in substance too.

Just like the rest.
And who's Null?
Null? *scratches her head for a moment before pausing*

Wait, are you telling me that nothing is something?
What? I don't get what you're talking about. Forget it. *She turns back to her meal*
Sup fles...
Ok
I can't be the only seeing this thing right?
Well I don't see anything but if everyone is telling me that nothing is something, then hello Null.
Joker: From what I've gathered, he appears at random, and is known as nobody. He always says something about making friends. He is the most mysterious being in the Nexus.

*turns to Null*
Joker: What do you mean I'm lacking in substance?
*Nothing smiles*

Thus I have ceased to exist once again.

How quaint.

*Nothing yawns*
So... he's essentially Igor?
What's wrong Dear? There isn't anyone there...
I'm confused...
No, as someone who's supposed ot see through fog, I'll trust that something is there. *waves in Null's general direction*
*walks in, looking pissed..per usual*

Can it Narrator.

*takes a seat, leaning sword against the counter next to my stool*
I mean Igor doesn't act quite as crazy as Null. He also doesn't say that he does exist either. Oh and he bothers to actually help people in spite of being a vague as hell bastard too.
Joker: No, he's different. He almost feels like he shouldn't exist....

Joker: Ceased to exist again?


*waves at Lightning* Oh, hey there! Nice to see you again!
*Enters*

I heard someone say Lightning. She's alive?
... Never mind.
*Iggy leaves*
Joker: *relaxes* I think he left

Arsene: *Sits back down* The Sin of Emptiness has vanished yet again...
*He looks over at Lighting in shock* Oh hey where have you been lately?
*Nothing stares at Migrant with interest*

Yet another one who may lack in the future.
*walks over to Lightning*

Hey, long time no see? Uh..What's wrong?
I just didn't feel like talking to myself. *She laughs at her own bad joke*
I don't think that's emptiness.... he seems like a good person if what you say is true.

I'd rather like to meet him. Though I suppose to do so I'd have to stop existing myself.

*looks over at Lightning*

Hey Claire, welcome to hell.
*Aergia tumbles down the stairs once more* Son of a bitch!
Joker: Nevermind, he's still here. Mig, he's staring at you...

Arsene: *Gets back up* Damn, he didnt leave
*Pauses, blinks* Wait, did someone say something? *looks back to where Null probably was*
Yeah, Lightnin'. What's wrong?
*Nothing's grin widens*
*looks at Aergia, rushes to help her up* Careful!
.... That was you, wasn't it.... Null?
Aergia san! You really have to stop doing that..

*Aitome helps up Aergia-san
Nevermind. I'll take a nap over here. Yang, protect me. Don't want anyone fucking with me while I'm asleep.

OOC: It's getting late, g'night.
Why the hell does that keep happening?! Oh and, thanks Yang.
Man look at the time. *She quickly downs the rest of the extremely salty fries.* How much do I owe you?
(Goodnight, Shiza~)
No problem, Aergia. That's what friends're for!
Hey guys!
*walks in*

Current status. Bored.
I mean gals.
*Nothing walks up to Migrant*

So you do notice me.

*Nothing peers closely at him*

I wonder what it is that you lack?
Hmm... could have saved some of those for me.
What I lack...?

I... don't know what it is I lack...? D-doesn't everyone lack something?
Joker: Mig, be careful with him.

Joker: *thinking out loud* I think I can see him because I was once erased from existence... thus i was once "nothing" myself
*looks and scans Migrant*

Hello Migrant.

*waves in a choppy motion*
*picks up sword and it shimmers into my gunblade, gun form*

What's wrong? A world full of liars and pricks that's what.
Sorry. Seriously how much for the fries?
True that. Woah! Robot man!
Light that's been wrong for ages, the trick is sorting out the ones who are actually worth dealing with. So you feel like talking about it or just checking in?
*looks at Aergia*

Hello adopted daughter of Anti-Sgadow weapon Unit #031 "Labrys". This is Reaper.
Really, Lightning? Damn...
Joker: Seriously, is that why I'm the only one that can see him right now? Can anyone else see Null right now?
Indeed everyone is in need of something.

*Nothing stares at Migrant*

But to see me a part of you needs to only be empty.

Your lack is simply that much greater then those around you.
I can see him. I'm just ignoring him.

*Thinking* "This is the forth iteration of the world. I did cease to exist in version 2 maybe that did it"
What I lack.... *she seems to struggle internally for a moment, eyes flashing golden for just a frame*

You don't think.... no.... home....?
What are you talking about Heartstealer? Who's this Null?
*Opens one eye*

Claire? Do you need a hug?
I actually can't see or even hear him... Tch I guess I know why that is too.
... He's too specific! Kill it!
Joker: Supposedly, he's "nothing". He apparently comes to people who have a "lacking" of something in their hearts...


*Sees Mig*
Joker: Mig, are you ok?!
I...don't get it... I guess ill know it when I see it...
Light, need a hug? Or do you not wanna be touched at the moment?
I-I'm fine. Totally fine....

I'm not missing a home... I have the Nexus... it's gonna last forever... right?
Joker: Mig, don't listen to him! He's trying to mess with you!
Of course it's going to last forever. I have no plan to simply leave this place when we're done, besides if I actually went back to when I'm meant to be I'd have to leave Maya too. *He tightens his fists* Not a chance in hell that's going to happen.
What are you talking about Black Mask? Of course the Nexus is going to stay! Its not going anywhere fast!
*Nothing's gaze begins to burn*

It appears your emptiness stems from a lack of home.

How interesting.

*Nothing walks away from Migrant*

Without a home you lack a heart

Without a heart your emptiness will never go away.
Joker: I've got nothing to really go back to. He'll, I can't be a Phantom Thief if I go back... the leaders was destroyed in my world. So the answer is no, it's not going anywhere Miggy!
A heart...? But... I have to have a heart, right? I mean, I have a Persona. Two in fact!

Without a heart I'd be just... nothing. H-how would I even get a heart?
Joker: Stop telling her lies, you monster! *She seems pretty upset at what Null is saying to Miggy*
Dude... you got a Persona then you got a heart. Easy peasy man.
Calm down Mig, Null's an asshole seems to be the theme.

Of course you've got a heart dumbass... Although it's possible to exist without one I'm positive you have one. *He smiles slyly* After all aren't you still after a certain goddess?
What are you even saying? Calm down Black Mask you obviously have a heart, your not dead after all.
*Walks in* Hey guys!
*Nothing gives Migrant one final glance*

Are you sure that you are not nothing already?

*Nothing dissapears leaving Migrant with a sense of uncertainty*
If you hug me you get a bullet in your skull.

*holds up gun*

And I know Tatsuya. I'm just finally getting pissed off at em enough to voice it.
I.... I am something.... right?

But... then what am I...? *she looks down at her hands*
Your not nothing Migrant! Your you, and that's all that matters!
Joker: That damn asshole! Everyone, I heard the whole thing. Null was telling her all these things to cause uncertainty. He's clearly up to something....
*She lightly punches Mig in the arm* See you are something. Besides a little piece of your heart lies in each of us. In your bonds. That's what makes a human human.
Joker: *Walks up without a word and just gives Mig a hug*
Well I'm willing ta listen if you ever feel like talking. *He grins* Or hey if you just wanna engage in pointless violence that always cheers me up!
@-LightningFarron-
Even if you put a bullet in my head, that wouldn't stop me. I'm immortal.
Holy shit! Calm down Light!
*holds up hands in surrender* Woah there, hon! I ain't gonna hug you, it was just a question!
*Hibki suddenly passes out from exhaustion*
*Gets hugged by Joker and has that reaction that Link has when remembering memories in BotW.*

Joker...?

*heh*

Joker-chan, you're right... You too, Hibki. It's about bonds, isn't it? Friendship.... love....

*quieter* I have to save this place. For you guys.
look, mig. Your a great person. I know that. Don't let nothing get you down! Your a friend, and you are awesome just the way you are. The nexus will stay. Trust us.
Mig... Don't give into invisible assholes
This is coming from a bitchy shadow.
@Migrant
Joker: He said some terrible things to you.... I'm sorry you had to go through that *Tearing up* I promise that what he said isn't true! We, your friends, are your home!
*spins gun and holsters it, leaning on the counter*

Tch...anyone got a beer around here?
Jokers right. You are with us always.
*He goes behind the counter and grabs one then hands it to Lighting* Yeah we got lots of stuff.
Barely anyone can stay in a happy relationship here...
I don't even have a relationship. except for friendship.
@Aergia
Joker: I'm in one with Star!
Y-yeah.... we'll get through this... I'm sure of it. *a half smile is better than no smile*

Hey Tatsu, I want some fries!
Same Tatsu.
*He looks down* I mean I'm in one with Maya but well that only just started... *He grins and raises his head* Oh well I'm sure it'll work out, like she always say's let's think positive!
Oh, Ai, I was passing by the arcade earlier, and I heard Shiza and Yang hitting it off!
I'm.... still hunting for one.

*mutter mutter maybe I should try some like this mutter*
Joker: *Smiles* I'm sure of it too... BTW, how come you laughed when I hugged you?
*walks to booth and sits down*

Ms. Lightning... condition of current day?
So they're together now!
*He takes a few minutes to cook up some fries then hands them to Mig* Sure thing pal, anything else with that?
Er... no reason, Joker. Just remembered something you... told me once.

No thanks, Tatsu, this is fine. *lightly applies salt and eats* Want some, Joker?
Huh? Why are you telling me that?

*Aitome turns to Red Coat

Hey pass me some as well! I don't want to be left behind either!
*He hands some to Ai* Oh yeah you did want some... Cut me some slack guys I don't even work here.
@Migrant
Joker: Sure, I'll take some fries! Also, what is it that I told you?
He I work part time some times I'll make my own.
Ooc: hey not he
Aw, come on Red Coat! Im allot more hungry as a guy!
*Begins to make fries*
*He wakes up with a pain in his neck*

Ugh it looks like I feel asleep in a bad position.

*He sniffs the air*

Why does it smell like fries in here?
Are you? Have you considered what you're eating? I'm not going to lecture you but unless you're some freak of nature diet is important.
Because we're making fries Mish. You want some?
Oh, we just had a little heart to heart. About bonds... and heart stealing. *winks subtly*
Can I get some tea please?
I'm parched.
And... Done!
@Migrant
Joker: *Stares blankly* Huh? What are you-

*Suddenly remembers*

Joker: *Stares widely at her* Oh...
*He gazes at Tatsuya with a slightly dazed expression*

Sure fries sound good.

*He rubs his tired eyes*

I got this Tatsu.
*He hands S-Aigis her ideal cup of tea... Somehow* There ya go, don't ask why I know what you like I just do.
*Makes shaigis her tea* There ya go!