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Scarlet Mist Incident: Mist is not Crash [Bite Za Dusto Edition]
This is a continuation of the previous scarlet mist incident threads. Last time, I had to leave during a boss fight so we'll start at that point again. Before we do so though, I'll do a little test, as I usually do.

You wake up in a room akin to the bar room in Leblanc. There are two doors in front of you.
" The team decides to open the left door and go through it"


What do you do ?
Ooc: reporting to duty!
Ic: well, time for some scouting...
Hmm let's be careful. I don't remember falling asleep here.
*Gamma yawns as they walk up to the right door*

Well, looks like we'll be picking doors. Right is a synonym for correct. So I'll be picking the correct door.

*Gamma shrugs before attempting to open the right door*
OH GOD NOT THE DOORS!
*curls up in fetal position*
I'll take the left. Right is too obvious.
*Junpei gets up and stretches

Alright! Up and at em! Where are we though? Guess im following you bro!

*Junpei follows Gamma
Ill go with you, hibiki. Left!
Dammit this is how everyone dies in the horror movies!
update
* the doors close behind you

As planned, the team goes through the left doo... Wait a second.. Gamma, Junpei, why are you going through the right door? I, the game master said you'd be going through the left door ! Look at Daliah and Hibki ! They can follow the instructions correctly !

Hmm. well it doesn't matter. Next time, simply follow my instructions.

Daliah and Hibki proceed forward, ignoring the windows scattered about the coridor and wait for their team-mates in the waiting room that lies ahead.

Gamma and Junpei go on ahead as well, take a left instead of going straight forward in order to avoid the staff-room and get back on track towards the waiting room.
*Still suffering PTSD*
OOC: Stanley Parable alert!

IC: Hibki walks thorough the hall ignoring the windows and enters the waiting room.
*Cait is one of the last to wake up. He shakes his head, looking around at the new surroundings* Where am I...? Wait, where is everyone? *He follows Hibki's scent to catch up*
Whoa... where are we now?
ooc: wrong account rip

ic: *Cait is one of the last to wake up. He shakes his head, looking around at the new surroundings* Where am I...? Wait, where is everyone? *He follows Hibki's scent to catch up*
*follows hibiki*
Ooh a staff room! I wonder if they have food! Im starving!

*Junpei enters the staff room and looks for a fridge
*Gamma sighs as he walks forward*

Ah finally, my chance to leave Junpei behind
update
You know what Hibiki, I think I'm starting to like you ! Now, your team has arrived in the waiting room, but seeing as there isn't anyone here, you decide to go somewhere else. So, you take the door labeled " last boss' office"

Junpei... I said you and gamma should take the other door... It leads back to the waiting room ! How much of a fool can you be... anyway... you decide to open the fridge

Gamma on the other hand realized the error of his ways and goes along with the plan. He reaches a door which he promptly opens.

Behind all each and every one of these doors however, awaited your last surprise. You never saw it coming:

[please wait for the second part]
*Yukari shows up with a huge gap* you need to TRAIN HARDER! *Suddenly, trains come out of the gap and run everyone over, killing you all.*
Wha!?
Oh no
*Hibki is a bloody mess on the ground not saying anything because she is DEAD*
* with the shock of your awake nightmare ending, you all phase back to reality. Team 1 ( people stuck in the closed dimension) was about to fight sakuya
Team 2 (gamma and Junpei): are investigating the dorms
team 3 ( daliah) has arrived at the mansion.

T1: Sakuya is focusing.
Give me your actions
T2: You arrive in remilia's room, it's like I described it yesterday, you hear a faint ticking noise.
what do you do ?
t3:You arrive at the gates of the SDM. In front of you, Meiling, is covered in bruises and in no state to fight.
What do you do ?
*greets her* hello... oh my what happened to you?
*Hibki is focusing a dragon shaped energy stream flying into her*

(Charging Dragon Stream turn one of three)
Talk about having a bad time with trains... they never seem to help me at all...

*Junpei then turns to Gamma

Where was the other team? I haven't seen them for a while!
I really can't wait to have tea with you Saky-chan.
*Casually walks to the corner to investigate the ticking*
I really can't wait to have tea with you Saky-chan.
*Casually walks to the corner to investigate the ticking*
I really can't wait to have tea with you Saky-chan.
*Casually walks to the corner to investigate the ticking*
*Gamma shrugs as he looks for the source of the ticking*
I think they went into that room labeled Sakuya. They're probably fine. Just help me find the thing that's probably a bomb.
GG triple post xD )
ooc: Back now oops

ic: Puss in Boots, Tarunda! *The Persona casts the debuff*
Okay! Ill trust you!

*Junpei tries to follow the source of the ticking, checking under the bed
update
t3:
Huh? Oh well we have intruders trying to prevent Lady Remilia from spreading her scarlet mist. I tried to stop them, but I couldn't keep up. I'm not going to try and stop you either. My body is in shambles. They're probably on the second floor by now
* she gives you the keys
take this. you'll need it.

t2: While junpei looks under the bed, to no avail. Gamma searches randomly. He manages to rule out the possibility for the ticking to come from either the balcony or the bath room. It's got to be somewhere in the bed room.

T3: * to Nana
You can search all you want, there's nothing you can do from the inside. You'll be trapped here with me until the mistress completes her spell.
*Gamma sighs, opening random drawers in an attempt to find the source of the ticking.*

This is starting to feel like a waste of time. But well, it could help us get to the roof. Unless you actually have better ideas Junpei. This place seems to run on the same kinda weird logic you do.
Is there a clock of sorts in here? Maybe in a drawer?

*Junpei takes a look for a clock while searching some drawers
*Hibki is still charging the energy flowing faster*

(Turn 2 out of 3)
Thanks... and here, a gift from me... *casts diarahan on meiling*
*He decides to cast Sukukaja on himself since no attacks are happening yet*
Guess we gotta fight you Saky-chan.... we'll still be friends though, right?

*warps to Sakuya and immediately deploys an electric AOE blast*
* as they go through the dressers, t2 finally finds a dresser with intense ticking.
It's a drawer filled with watches of all kinds. Pocket watches, wrist watches, small clocks, etc.

t3:

Huh? I don't know why you'd heal me, but you really shouldn't stay here. If Lady remilia sees me helping the enemy, I can be sure to get severely punished later... just hurry on in. And... well, I won't forget you helping me. *she stands up and does some stretches* I'll see if I can help you out in return once this is all over * she winks at Dahlia.

T3: as soon as she spots nana disapearing, Sakuya stops time, teleporting herself to the oposite side of the room, close to Hibki

As long as we're in here, I can use my time magic without restrictions. Not only will hitting me be hard, but defeating will probably be impossible.
Nya? A puzzle boss? Hate those... *He growls and waves his sword* Force Dance! (2-3 med force/wind hits on Sakuya, since there's only 1 enemy)
Ok, see ya soon. *she winks back, unlocks the door and enters*
What do you think Gamma! Maybe time for a smashing?

*Junpei brings up his bat and taps his own shoulder with it a couple of times

It's all up to you!
*Gamma sighs as he rummages through drawers*

Smash it if you want man. The ticking's starting to get annoying.
Alrighty! If your sure about it!

*Junpei then sets up a mountain of clocks and begins to smash them with his bat

Batter up!
*Hibki is still letting the energy flow into her it's releasing next turn*

(Dragon stream will be two hits of severe almighty. But it takes three turns to charge and Hibki can't act for two turns afterwards)
ooc: food time. If I don't return in time, have Cait Sukukaja spam next turn onwards
(well i'm still waiting on nana)
Well, can't really blame me for trying?

*begins expanding the AOE effect*
Well, can't really blame me for trying?

*begins expanding the AOE effect*
t3: Dahlia enters the sdm. She's greeted with a huge flight of stairs behind wich lies a coridor.
On the left and right are two rooms as well, one being slightly battered.
Where do you go ?

t2: turns before smashing all watches: 2
keep smashing junpei. Gamma, feel free to wander.

T3 * sakuya gets hit by all three of force dance's hits, but she barely flinches.
She sends a small volley of knives towards nana to force her to stop her magic before it hits her.

"To answer your previous question, of course we'll be friends. But only once the spell is completed"
*enters the battered room* hmm? I wonder what happened here?
*He energy is absorbed into Hibki. She flys up and sends two dragon shaped energy streams at Sakuya. After firing she lowers to the ground* I'm exhausted. Im not doing another action for a while.
How many clocks are there? I swear when I have to break something it never works! Having any luck Gamma?
( turns out it's not a room, but a flight of stairs leading straight down. it's pretty dark so I hope you brought some light. )
*Gamma sighs and looks out into the hallway*

You know what... I'll just look for the others. Have fun breaking things. They went into Sakuya's room right? I'll see what's taking them so long. Maybe they found the right way.

*Gamma heads out into the hallway and tries to enter Sakuya's room*
ooc: Back!

ic: Resistant to wind, eh? That sucks for me. Fire Dance it is! *same thing, but with med fire damage*
*takes out a small torch and lights it with agidyne* Welp, going down...
Alright! Ill see you in a bit man!
Ok! Then I don't gotta worry about going at this seriously.

*gets grazed by one knife, but warps away from the others*

You don't like that, huh?

*Stomps the ground, creating an earthen box around Nana*
t3 heads down the dark stair case and arrives in front of what seems to be a reinforced 10 x 5cm layered adamantite door with diamond lock on it. There's no way you can open it. But you can hear a voice coming from inside
" I'm so bored... Big sis is always doing all kinds of fun things without me... I want to play too ! "

T2: Junpei breaks more shit (1 more turn before all watches are broken)
Gamma heads to Saku's room, it opens without a hitch.

t1:
Sakuya, entirely focused on nana, fails to spot the two dragons. As she gets hit by the first one, she stops time and gets out of range of the second one. She takes some time to pop the arm the dragon broke back into it's socket and rest up a bit.
"Haah.. time stop is convenient isn't it?" * she asks to her time-frozen friends. She stands back up and throws a volley of knives at the hibki. The knives freeze right in front of him.
Since sakuya moved, Cait totally whiffs his fire dance.
"And thus, time resumes its course" * time flows again, the knives fly at hibki
*Shrodingers Nana*
( you should make that an actual skill xD)
*knocks on the door* hello? Anybody there?
*Cait growls as his attack misses by a mile* Time shenanigans. Fun. *He calls upon Puss in Boots to refresh his Sukukaja*
How many clocks are in this drawer? Sheesh how many does 1 person need? Well they are almost down for the count! Keep your head high Junpei!

*Junpei smashes the final bits and bobs of the clocks before yelling out to Gamma

Is everything alright over there? Nothing suspicious?
*Gamma sighs as they explore the room, opening drawers and stuff*

Where could those idiots have gone?

*Gamma yells back to Junpei*

They're nowhere to be seen. Nothing. Just a normal room like every other one here.
( meanwhile, gamma is jacking off to sakuya's pa-knifed)
Huh? Who's there? Wait, stand back for a moment, okay? *Once Dahlia stands back, the door blows open, almost hitting her.* Hello!
oh, hello. my name's dahlia. may I ask what yours is?
t1:
Nana does... Something ? Better not ask what...
Sakuya looks at the team, cait is sukukajing up, while hibki is panting on the floor. She walks over to shrodinger's nana and knocks on the stone wall

t2: Gamma is searching sakuya's room. Sadly, luck wasn't on his side and he doesn't manage to find anything worth while.
Junpei finally smashes the last clocks. behind him the hallway shudders and trembles. It seems the magic is broken and team 1 is back into the real world.

T3: Dahlia "freed" flandre. ( oh no)
Eh? That feels funny... Hey, Puss! Garudyne that maid!
My name is Flandre! Big sis is doing something again, and I'm bored. Want to play with me?
Just gotta sit out this turn. Somebody wanna heal me!
Wooh! Finally done with the clocks! Sorry whoever's room this is! But im not being behind the ball!

*Junpei then steps outside and walks towards Gamma

The clocks are down for the count! Are we still looking for them?
Hmmm.... I always think exploring new places is fun... and i have no idea how this placed is structured... wanna try playing a game like that?
*Warping out of the box, behind Sakuya, Nana let's off a short range AoE electric blast*
*Gamma looks up at the noises from outside*

Ok. Why do I hear what sounds like tornados and yelling?

*Gamma walks out and stares at the scene before him, Junpei yelling as Cait attempts to attack a maid who is near a stone box, while Hibki is just standing there*

OK. FIRST OF ALL, WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? Second. Why are you attacking a random person?
Okay! Big sis and Sakuya are always making this palace a maze, so that sounds like lots of fun! I'll let you choose the first hallway we go down!
*Panting* Long, story, help.
( gamma, it's like you were born to make comebacks)
Ok... *looks at the left hallway* Lets try going there first.
update (I need food, I'm dying. brb)
Okay! *Flys down the hallway*
t3: they're busy
t21:
"hmm. So some of you managed to escape the trap."
And it seems the spell isn't complete either... You leave me no choice. I will fight to the full extent of my power !! * a murderous aura suddenly overwhelms the party as Sakuya's true hunterous nature is drawn forth.
However, she is interupted by nana and cait attacking at the same time. She gets hit by both spells but manages to stop time during the blast, reducing the damage she takes. She then sends two volleys of knives towards both her enemies. and walks over towards where the exit is, effectively cutting off any escape route the team could've had.
*Sukukaja fails Cait as he is hit by both volleys* She's scary, nya... Let's try Fire Dance 1 more time! (2-3 med fire hits)
*Hibki is back up* Ugh. That's a last resort attack. Hmm. I wonder what I'm going to do next I'm very weak. *As she is talking Hibki sent a Drain at Sakuya* I wonder.
Sorry Lady! But if your in our way, we are going to have to fight! Persona!

* Trismegetus appears and a blue light surronds the party

++Skil++
Marakuja
Gah.....
*Nana is hit by 1 volley, and manages to dodge the other, and is distracted by the massive amount of magic coming from downstairs*

What is THAT!

Hp 440
Lp 1440
Box 200
*Gamma looks around him and sighs, then he puts his hands behind his head to appear less threatening*

Look, I don't really know what's going on. Don't really care what you're talking about with the spell. Just.... Look. I'm mostly just wanting to talk to the mistress about getting a job here? Can we maybe all calm down and see what's going on? The constant fighting is getting old, I'm sure we might be able to figure something out.
I wonder where we are now...
*you come across a large wooden door...that Flandre opens...with her hands...and no explosions...* This is the library! Patchy is always reading her books in here! Want to see her? I can take you to her!
Sure... i wouldn't mind.
Okay! *Flandre picks you up and flys the both of you to a large table with a certain magician reading a large book and drinking tea. She hasn't noticed you yet.* Hi Patchy! *And now he has. She turns around with an "oh shit" look on her face before calming down and looking slightly annoyed*
Hello Flandre. I see you blew up your door again. And who is your new friend?
This is Dahlia! Say hi to Patchy, Dahlia!
*awkward chuckle* Don't worry, she opened the door normally... i saw... anyway, I'm dahlia. It's a pleasure to meet you... *meekly waves to pachouli*
* Cait manages to hit Sakuya with his fire attacks, and even inflict burn on her ( you lucky bastard).
Gh! Such intense heat !
Thankfully, due to having been a vampire's servant for so long, drain has no effect on sakuya.
She ignores Nana's screams, too focused on her burning dress.
Due to being on fire, she ignores gamma as well and goes straight to counter-attacking !
Spell card ! Time Sign “Sakuya’s Special Stopwatch”
* she takes a pocket watch out of her pocket and throws it at cait, in an attempt to freeze him in time for one turn (20% chance of succes)
That's it! *Hibki starts Dancing around in an attempt to use Holy dance (2-3 medium almighty hits)
I am Patchouli Knowledge. *walks over to Dahlia and wispers in her ear* Could you do me a small favor? Keep her away from fights and the roof.
Ok, but may I ask why?
*Cait easily sidesteps the watch* Lemme fan those flames for ya! Puss in Boots, Garudyne!
Now it's time for a fireball! Lets try this!

*Junpei stands back and charges up a ball of SP, concentrating to make sure the ball is incredibly dense

++Action++
Charge
*Gamma sighs as his persona flickers into life around him*

Violence is all you people understand, isn't it? I'll give you what you want then.
Shiranui, Eigaon.
*tendrils of darkness whip out of Gamma's right sleeve. He grabs them, and swings them vertically like a whip at Sakuya*
Flandre is a bit...unstable... That, and she could level the mansion if she wanted to. Just...don't let her fight, and keep her away from the roof.
*looks at the battle*
They got this for now.....
*Warps to the library*
What's going on? Where's this magic coming from?

*magic can be felt from the Box*
I'll try to keep her out of as much trouble as i can... that's all i can promise for the moment...
*flys over to @Akamoto_Nanaka* hello!
Good. *stops whispering and sits down*
Whoa...... you.... Are REALLY powerful......
Hi! I'm Nanaka!
I'm Flandre! Do you want to play with us?
I want to...... but I'm busy with stuff..... let's play later!
Okay! *Flys back to where Patchy and Dahlia are*
* still on fire, she doesn't think about dodging any of the incoming attacks. She ends up taking some severe punishment from gamma, cait and hibki's magic before finally stopping time, undressing, and fetching some spare clothes. ( they're perfectly similar to her previous clothes)

I'll make you pay this uniform !
Spell card ! Conjuring "Illusional Misdirection" [2-6 medium pierce attacks to all enemies] ( please roll a dice to see how many hits land.)
Oh, hi flandre. So, where do you wanna go now?
*Hibki gets hit by three attacks* Ow! Ugh I'm not gonna stand much longer. I need healed. *Hibki starts concentrating*
Hmm...that way! *Picks her up again and flys down the hallway opposite of the one they came in from.*
Ok. I wonder where this will take us...
*Warps back to the battle*
EVERYONE! I NEED YOUR ATTENTION! STOP FIGHTING PLEASE!
*Junpei gets hit with 3 volleys all over him, he seems wounded but not severely

Ah thats hurts bad! Atleast I charged up my SP ball! Hey I got an idea! Everyone cover me!

*Junpei then runs into Koakumas room and darts to the bathroom

++Action++
Pick Up a very peculiar piece of femine clothing which I wil not name, but you get the picture
*Gamma blinks, stunned by Sakuya suddenly not being on fire, he is struck head-on by 6 knives, though he doesn't seem particularly bothered, he turns and yell at Junpei*

Hey, what do you think you're doing? S.... Shiranui. Ice Age.

*Gamma sends a wave of ice over the room, simultaneously forming spears in an attempt to attack Sakuya, and freezing the door to Koakuma's room*
Kinda late for that, Nana! *Cait dodges one knife, but three others end up piercing him* N-nya... Garudyne, please!
I'm getting our Tactical Advantage! Just watch me in action!
What's up Nanaka?
*they fly down a few hallways until she stops at another intersection* hmm...which one do you think we should go down?
*freezes time to avoid the incoming attacks.

I'm willing to listen. I give you three seconds.
*Gamma lets out a sigh of relief and quickly attempts to explain himself to Sakuya*

I honestly don't know what's going on but I just came here and wanted to talk to the mistress about getting a job or at least like, permission to visit occasionally. You look like you've been here a while, think you could put in a good word for me? Consider this an.... Exhibition of sorts?
Shut up Gammy, There's a person of mass destruction downstairs named Flandre.....
She hasn't destroyed anything yet..... but I think there's a reason that basement was locked....
Just thought you'd want to know....
@Bgammax Visit? Work?! Why in the bloody hell would you want that ? This is a vampire's house ! They eat Humans like you !
Wait, you mean to say flandre escaped her cell ?
*Gamma looks at the ground for a moment, then turns back to Sakuya*
L.. Look the why isn't important. Just.... I would like to work here, and besides, aren't you a human? Clearly your mistress is reasonable. Its not out of the question just because I'm human, is it?
*flys down more random hallways because she didn't get an answer fast enough. She comes across everyone else, stops flying, and puts down Dahlia* hi Sakuya! Hi everyone else! Who are you all?
Uh oh.....
Hi Flan-chan.
OOC: It's time for me to go to bed. Sorry goodnight everyone.
ooc: Night Hib!
Hi Nanaka!
Flan, you should go back to your room. You know Lady remilia forbade you to leave, especially today
Ooc: night!

*Junpei knocks on the ice lightly
hehe... hey guys...
ooc: good nigh, hibiki.
But big sis is always doing stuff like this! And there's so many new people! Can't I play one game with them? Please? I promise to go back to my room after!
Oh and now there's more nuisances. But the spell will be complete soon. ( only five more minutes ! :^) )
If you play, do it outside where Meiling is. She'll also play with you. and going outside should be safe with all the mist.
We are playing Flan-chan, we're playing hide and seek with your sister, wanna join us in seeking her?
But what about me, her playmate? obviously the mist would cause problem for a fragile human without resistance like me...
*Gamma sighs and moves towards the door, waving at Flandre*
Hey kid. I'm a little busy here. Maybe we can play later?

*turning to Sakuya*
Look, I get you have this duty or something, but I really don't want to waste my time with this. If you don't want to say anything to your mistress about it, can I please just go talk to them?
Yeah, a nice game of hide and seek doesn't sound bad, right flandre?
* she materializes knives at his throat.

You can talk to her tomorrow morning. Then , the scarlet nexus spell will be completed.
*small, confused cat noises as he watches the chaos*
*Junpei smashes the ice with his bat before sneaking up on Sakuya
Mist? Is sis doing that thing again? I thought she learned her lesson after Reimu and Marisa beat her up? Oh! Hind and seek!? I love that game! I'll go find Meiling and see if she wants to play! *Flys the hallway, heading towards the foyer*
*Gamma backs away a little, he sounds frustrated*

Look, I don't even know how I got here, let alone how to get back. You might not have noticed, but this is pretty important. I just need to talk to the person in charge. Here, you can even have my weapon if you want.

*Gamma takes his staff off his back and holds it out towards Sakuya*
( you smash a door then sneak junpei? She spoted you bro)
Uh... should we move on, nya? *still hecking confused*
* the staff disapears from his hands.

I will ask the lady myself once the other "guests" are neutralized as well.
Fine, fine... why does this seem familiar...? *he holds out his sword for her to take*
I guess its a good thing i came in weaponless...
Hey now! Can't you let us through! Just this once!

*Junpei slowly walks up to Sakuya with a hand in his pocket
*cait's sword also disapears ( they go to her pocket dimension, with her infinite supply of knives and tea)
*Gamma sends Junpei a quick glare*

Just give her your weapon and maybe we can get an audience, ok? They're not unreasonable. Then we can actually learn about this situation, and maybe, just maybe, talk instead of random acts of violence, ok?
*knives surround junpei ( he is surrounded by a sphere of knives)

Don't move.
Okay! Woah! Okay! Ill do what you say!

*Junpei then puts his hands in the air and drops his bat

I better have that bat back later, its a nice one!
*Has a fairly good idea of what is going on with Junpei* ...I'll be at your funeral, nya.
I wasent planning on anything violent anyways!
*Sigh*
Here....
*Hands Sakuya a jar*
It's big bro's welcome gift to Remi-chan.....
I was supposed to deliver it.
It's skin lotion Mom made for Vampires that turns the dangerous sun rays to skin vitamins.
* junpei's bat disapears as well
umm... You should probably give that to the Young Mistress herself.
*Gamma breathes a sigh of relief*

Ok then, can we please get directions to your mistress then? There are a lot of things we have to talk about now that everyone's done with the fighting.
Agreed. Those knives still hurt, nya... *mutters the last part to himself*
* she stops time, flings the whole party on her shoulders, and flies to the roof garden where remilia is sipping on some fine scarlet tea ( with 100% more human)

[star, please bring remi]

My Lady, these people wish to talk to you.
*Gamma clears his throat, and shifts his weight between his feet as he speaks*

E.... Excuse me. I heard you were the mistress here and was wondering if I could.... Get a job, or at least, permission to visit here occasionally.
*Bows respectfully*
*curtsies in remi's presence*
* she knifes gamma and whispers menacingly

bow you arrogant fool !
*Bows nervously to avoid the same fate*
*quickly bows before Remi*

S... Sorry for my rudeness... I.... I haven't been in the presence of such a great mistress before.
Yo! The names Junpei Iori! Nice to meet you!
*twice as many knives in stupei's ass

you miserable cur !
Gah! Your just like Yuka-tan!
*is sipping tea when everyone shows up* ah, so these are the incident solvers. Welcome to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. I am Remilia Scarlet, the owner of this estate. You may stand up now. And pay them no mind, Sakuya. They may speak how they wish.
*Nana secretly wants to ask junpei if this Yuka-tan regularly shoves knives up his butt, but decides to keep quiet instead*
As you wish Milady.
*Gamma straightens up and looks at Remilia, sure not to meet her eyes*

I.... I was just wondering if I would be able to.... get a job here, or at least permission to visit sometimes... I.. I know its a bit weird for a human to ask that, but, well... Its not out of the question, right?
No, not at all. If you want a job here, then I will have Sakuya interview you to see if you are qualified for the job.
*Gamma perks up a bit*

T... Thank you mistress.... C... Can we go do that now? Or do I simply need to wait for the others' requests?
Let's wait for the others. I would like to hear why they are here in the first place.
I'll go next then. *ahem*

I'm Nanaka, I came to welcome everyone here to the Nexus.
*holds up jar*
This is skin lotion for Vampires that turns the dangerous sun rays to skin vitamins. Or.... whatever it is that Vampires use for their skin....
Anyway, it's a welcome gift.
Oh? Well, this is certainly useful. This isn't anything like "sun screen" is it? Is it permanent?
Well, it soaks into your skin.....
I think Big bro said one coat lasts for a month.... and the whole jar has enough for a year......
Ah. I will have to try it out when the sun comes out again...if it does come out.
Yea..... we didn't really expect the sun to disappear when we thought of the gift.
I guess it's my turn to speak then? ok... *gulp*

H-hello... Miss Remilia... m-m-m-m-my name is Dahlia...
Oh, my apologies...
Hello, Dahlia. Don't worry, you have no reason to be afraid. After all, I'm not going to kill any of you. I may have a small drink, however. *Sips her tea*
@Akamoto_Nanaka I'm sure you didn't.
I apologize for allowing flandre to roam the mansion freely. I knew little of just how dangerous she really was tried to minimize the damage as well as i could...
ooc: AND tried... rip me...
*Gamma reaches to where his staff would normally be on his back, but finds it empty, so he scratches his back*

S... So... If there's not much else to talk about.... A lot of the people we fought didn't do anything impressive until they pulled out some item and then... BAM. Huge pulse of magic. Mind telling me what that's all about?
She didn't destroy much, I assume? Well, so long as you have learned your lesson. Is there anything else anyone would like to talk about?
Aside from breaking the lock to her door, she didn't really cause a mess... a-anyway, that is all i have to say for now...
Oh... also, I gotta fight you, it's not a greeting to a Gensokyo resident if you don't fight.
I guess i'll do my best as well...
Hmm? Pulse of magic? I haven't any idea of what you might be talking about. The only thing I could think of would be one of patchouli's books. And is there anything anyone can think about as to why you are here in the first place? Anything at all? Perhaps a certain red mist?
Ah yes, the mist... if we defeat you, would you be willing to retract the mist and revert the nexus to normal?
*Gamma raises an eyebrow as he continues to look at Remilia*

Really? It seemed like everyone here was doing it, even that fairy kid... Anyways, yeah. Mist thing... I honestly have no idea what that means. But I take it the mist is important to you?
Red? Oh yeah, Gammy wants to Lewd your librarians assistant.....
Oh. And the mist.... I guess....
Finally. I've been waiting for you all to talk about this. Yes, I would be willing to retract my mist if you defeat me...that is, if you defeat me. This mist will block out the sun, letting me do whatever I want without the need for a parasol to protect me from the sun. Not only that, but it makes me far stronger the more there is.
Yep! We need the mist to be gone! Also Gamma is a pretty reliable guy! Perfect for any job! But he's pretty good with books! That's why he has glasses!
*Gamma jumps a bit at Nana's comment, then he swings in Nana's general direction, once again forgetting his lack of a staff. Gamma blushes a little as he speaks*
I... Its nothing like that. Besides, who are you to talk? L... Lets just get this mess over with ok Nana?
*Chuckle*
Whatever you say Gammy!

Time for a Gensokyo greeting!
No holding back... No backing down... I'll face you with everything i got to save everyone!
*she pulls a stuffed rabbit infused with magic from her satchel*
Now then, shall we begin? Oh, one moment. *Suddenly, Everyone has their weapons again* what is a man!? *You hear what sounds like glass shattering nearby* but enough talk, have at you!
*Player Phase!*
Try this on for size! *fires a psiodyne at remi*
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head*
You're supposed to add, "nothing but a miserable pile of secrets". But if we're seriously doing this.
Shiranui, Diamond Dust.
*Gamma's persona blazes into life around him. It then roars, creating 6 spears of ice that launch themselves at Remilia, aiming to freeze anywhere they hit. Severe Ice damage*
Im a man! Lets get this fight on!

*Junpei pulls out his orb of sp and launches it straight at Remilia, usint it as a baseball for his bat, it hits dead on and cracks in half upon impact

Play ball!

++Item++
SP Ball
Heavy Physical
*Nana warps a distance away and fires 3 heavy lightning bolts at the spaces between Gamma's Spears*

Let's have some tea together after all this!
*she tanks the Psiodyne, the Ice Age, and the lightning bolts, but dodges the SP ball* you will have to try harder than that if you want to take me down. Vampire Arts "Life Absorbtion." *Remilia quickly flys over to Nanaka and tries to drink a bit of her blood. Medium Almighty, 50% chance of bleeding*
*Gamma thinks for a moment, and plants his feet*
Shiranui, blow them away. Deathbound
*A large pulse of force comes out from Gamma and spreads out in a ring, leaving his allies unharmed. 1-2 medium Phys hits*
hmm... that didnt work too well... well how about THIS! *uses agidyne*
Alrighty then! Vorpal Blade! Cut em up Trismegetus!

*Junpei summons his persona having it fly over Remilia, slicing her hundreds of times with his sharp wings

++skill++
Vorpal Blade
(TO BE CONTINUED...AGAIN!)