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REAL AMERICA INTRODUCTION
LEMME TELL YA BROTHER, WE GONNA BE RUNNING WILD UP HERE IN THE FORUMS.
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE, HULKAMANIACS. WAKE UP, GET UP, WRESTLE OUT THERE, BROTHERRR.





Topic.
This works

Way too well
WHOS DA MAN!!!!!!
....

Yes.
Randy Savage was better.
What....
What is even.....
Why......
Daddy I want your autograph on my soul.
I...can't even comment. I'm too confused.
*rises out of a coffin*
ITS CHECKMATE. AMERICA!!!!
Why.
So....

When's the hell in a cell match between Hogan and Shido?
Jackman is back, revived by the American Spirit!
On second thought I may not want to be human anymore.

*Immediately leaves*
I REJECT MY HUMANITY!
THE HULKSTER WILL GIVE YA ALL AUTOGRAPHED T-SHIRTS OF ME, YA HEAR ME BROTHER?
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, WE HAVE BURGERS, FREEDOM, DOLLARS, EAGLES AND GOD DAMN WRESTLING.
WE REAL AMERICANS
WHODS DA MAN!!!!
Again.




WHy.
MURICA BEST COUNTRY 2017
IT IS MY DUTY AS AN AMERICAN TO LOUDLY PROCLAIM THE SOUNDS OF OUR GREATNESS.
NOW COME, FELLOW CITIZENS. WHO SHALL JOIN ME IN THE SINGING OF OUR GREAT ANTHEM?
OHHHHH, SAAAAAY CAN YOU SEEEE?
🅱️igor smells freedom, liberty, and memes coming from this thread
All of you are doing my country proud
LISTEN TO THAT GREAT AMERICAN HERO HULKAMANIACS.
GOD DAMN, AMERICAN LIBERTY AND CAPITALISM MADE HIM COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE JUST TO SING OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM.
IF YOU DON'T SING WE'LL SETTLE IT IN THE RING, BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAAAAAAVE
BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT
LETS DO IT!!!!!
Patriotism incarnate
Just dropping by to just say Canada is the greatest country in the world lol

Sleeping with your countries title every night eh

I'll clean you anytime old man <3
LOOK AT THIS POOR BROTHERR, HE BELIEVES CANADA IS A REAL COUNTRY THE POOR MAN.
LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHER, ME AND MY AMERICAN BROTHERS AND SISTERS WILL SHOVE OUR FREEDOM SO FAR UP YOUR BACK THAT YOU WILL CRY MAPLE SYRUP.
IF YOU MESS WITH MY COUNTRY BY SAYING SOMETHING ELSE IS BETTER, THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE MAN, WE GONNA SHOW YA SOME REAL POWER.
OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WOOT REVERSE WEEABOOS!!!!
....Yeah gonnna have to side with Canada on this one Hulky sorry I'm not a brother.
@Centunculus_fur
Get out.
GET OUT NOW
So much BOLSTERING at your age, Hulk, oh HERO of the American people! But time has past you by, and now I am the hero that the boys and girls of America and the great country of Canada look up to! I am your countries true champion!!!

If you are done with your little Hollywood scandal, you know where to find me Hogan... You bring your boys, I'll bring mine.

Goodbye... and Goodnight
@Kenny_Omega
How can you be the hero to all if you are unknown to most?
@President-Valentine

I think I'll just watch stay. Everybody loves Canadians and the true country of glory Canada.
Every country sucks. The world sucks. We should go burn in hell.
Oh Canada, bitches.