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Aergia
slowly*
-Light-
What the hell?
TheDarkOne
Tell me, In that situation, what could you have done? Attack the killer? That would have just quickened their death. And perhaps have put your comrades in danger.
Migrant
I could have saved Mish myself. He fell out, he was caught by that demon... If I'd jumped in...
-Reaper-
*listens*
TheDarkOne
If you had jumped in, you'd have died as well. because I doubt you can fly.
naho
*enters*
-Arika-
*enters and sits down*
Migrant
But... The mech... Maybe I could have done it...
Dahlia
*walks over to arika* hello. and who might you be?
-Arika-
*looks at her* Oh hello i'm Arika.
Sam
The mechs data indicated a lack of wings or flight.
*Sam reattaches his arm*
-Light-
*he finishes his coffee and sits down in one of the booths, he then takes out his laptop from his messenger bag and searches for notorious criminals names and faces*
Dahlia
Dahlia. nice to meet you, Arika. *holds out her hand*
Migrant
Still... I put Nana in the hospital by tying to fight Gamma... And again trying to save myself in here.
-Arika-
*shakes her hand*
naho
*sits down at a booth*
TheDarkOne
You would have saved no one, you and the mech would have fallen into the abyss, even if you had thrown him back up, what's to stop her from just grabbing him anyway?
-Reaper-
*wakes up again*
TheDarkOne
As for Na-chan, as I said earlier, this has happened before, not even her brother could have saved her from herself.
Dahlia
So... what do you want? a drink? or perhaps some curry?
Sam
You forget that I was also there. Believe me, you did the best you could.
-Arika-
Coffee
Dahlia
ok. *pours some coffee* here you go!
-Arika-
Thanks. *sips coffee*
-Reaper-
*starts reading a book*
Migrant
.... I suppose so, but either way I need to stop future deaths...
-Light-
This isn't gonna work *he closes his laptop and heads out* thanks for the coffee!
naho
*sighs and looks around*
Dahlia
you're welcome!
-Reaper-
I'm bored....
TheDarkOne
Yes, that's the spirit. Work towards that.
*smiles*
So, now that that's out of the way.... Tell me dear, what's your name? It must be beautiful for a girl like you.
Dahlia
you know reaper... there's one place we haven't been to yet...
-Reaper-
Where?
Sam
Glad you're finally looking less at the past and more to the present. You can take it from here, other person.
*Sam goes back to his arm*
Dahlia
a nice, fancy Italian restaurant...
-Reaper-
Sounds good.
Dahlia
ok. lets go!
Migrant
It's Migrant... To be frank... I've considered getting a real name...
-Reaper-
*leaves with Dahlia*
TheDarkOne
You strike me as..... A Milani.
naho
*watches migrant and the other person talk*
BonafideMonafide04
*walks in* Hey guys!
TheDarkOne
*Notices naho and smiles at her*
naho
*waves and gets up and sits near you are*
Migrant
Milani...? What even is that?
TheDarkOne
Hello dear, what's your name?
BonafideMonafide04
Oh, Hey mig!
TheDarkOne
I believe it means Gentle.
naho
my name is naho.. the cyborg ninja.. dont call me genji
BonafideMonafide04
*gows and makes himself a hot cocoa*
TheDarkOne
Alright naho, You can call me Rem.
naho
well its nice to meet you rem..

*is trying to resist thinking about jewelry and accessories*
Migrant
Interesting. But a bit weird sounding.
TheDarkOne
Really? I thought it sounded elegant....

Pleased to meet you naho.
naho
*looks around*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she wakes up* ....I slept like a rock.... *yawns*
naho
*gets out a airhorn and press it*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she falls down and ragdolls in surprise, eyes wide open*
Kuroumi
*Wakes up at the sound of the airhorn and fall out of his booth.*

FUCKIN' CHRIST!
Tsugumi-Chan
......*sighs, rubbing her eyes* Well, if I wasn't awake then, then I'm awake now...
naho
*laughs and hides the airhorn*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she gets up from the floor, sitting back down in the booth she fell from*
Kuroumi
*He sits back in his booth and hides.*
And sleep duration has extended to 2 weeks.
Saitama
*enters* Yo
naho
*gets up and walks to the booth next to yang*
Kuroumi
OOC: I just realized that says hides. Sighs* What the fuck autocorrect?
Saitama
*sits down*
Tsugumi-Chan
*waves at Saitama* Hi!
Tsugumi-Chan
*she gets up and goes behind the counter, making herself a cup of coffee* Caffeine~♪
Saitama
Hi Yang!
naho
hey yang can you get me a cup of coffee too
Tsugumi-Chan
*she smiles at Saitama* Hi~! *she makes a cup of coffee for Naho* Here you go!
naho
thanks *drinks the coffee the moment it was put on the counter*
Saitama
Water please.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she gets a glass of water for Saitama* Here ya go, Saitama.
naho
!... hey yang do you have a crush on saitama
Saitama
Thanks *takes a sip* Still want to join the Hero Organization?
Kuroumi
She probably doesn't since she's already dating Shiza.
Saitama
Crush you mean she wants to fight?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she makes a face at Naho* Lady. No. *looks at Saitama* And no, I haven't... *looks back at Naho* And Kuro's right, I already have Shiza. *she smiles inwardly, tinting pink*
naho
*faints*
despairnaho
*wakes up*

IM BACK!..
Saitama
You are pink....
Kuroumi
Oh, it's you. Hello, I guess.
Saitama
*looks at naho* Found a hobby?
despairnaho
how was i going to do that i was inside of naho the whole time!
Saitama
I don't know it's up to you....
Tsugumi-Chan
*she snaps out of whatever daydream she was having, eyes turning red* You again?
Starwaddle
*walks in with a mini version of herself* hey guys. "Woomy." *Takes a seat*
despairnaho
hello yang!
despairnaho
OOC: oh god.. star.. meet naho's other side
Saitama
And she starts talking for hours... about how evil she is *sigh*
-Light-
(I think there's a new phansite couple)
Saitama
(What do you mean?)
Tsugumi-Chan
(What? :|)
*she sighs, eyes returning to violet* Well, she's not hurting anyone right now, so I guess it's fine...
Kuroumi
As long Naho doesn't hurt anyone, I don't have to go insane. Seems good to me.
despairnaho
well i cant hurt anyone in this universe or that demon will kill this girl's body and i need to bring despair to other universes
-Light-
(-Reaper- x Dahlia)
Saitama
Told you...
Saitama
(When did that happened?)
Tsugumi-Chan
(Dude. That's been a thing for a while now, Light :/)
-Light-
(But Saitama didn't know)
Tsugumi-Chan
(:::/// seriously? It's been a thing for at least three or four days)
Tsugumi-Chan
(Naruhodo, Yagami-san....)
-Light-
(Hehe oops)
Kuroumi
OOC: Yeah, it has.
IC: Jesus, stop with the despair and evil chat. Talk about something normal.
-Light-
(Engrish)
despairnaho
hey yang want to see a video of all the despair i did in this universe!..
Saitama
(Didn't know.)
Starwaddle
So... anything interesting been happening lately?
despairnaho
hey its not my fault i was made like this into naho
Tsugumi-Chan
No thanks, lady.
despairnaho
*has already started the video*
-Light-
(Well now you know)
Saitama
*looks at the video* Boring....
Tsugumi-Chan
*she's not even paying attention to the video*
despairnaho
*puts the phone down and goses to star*

WHY HELLO THEIR!
PrimPrim
*Himeno returns, sitting down at the same seat as last time* Can't believe I forgot to do that. At least I can take a break here...
Kuroumi
OOC: Wrong account. I feel ya pain.
Himeno_Akatsuki
ooc: wrong account rip. delet button mish

ic: *Himeno returns, sitting down at the same seat as last time* Can't believe I forgot to do that. At least I can take a break here...
Starwaddle
Hi obviously possessed Naho.
Tsugumi-Chan
*her eyes seem distant as if she's in another world*
despairnaho
my name is despair naho, im naho's other side

*Uses two airhorn*
Starwaddle
...neat. "Woomy." You said it, me. *Fistbumps with herself*
despairnaho
*rolls my eyes and goses back to the booth and faints*
Himeno_Akatsuki
*Himeno flinches at the noise, then glares at Naho* Could you stop that?
Saitama
*drinks*
Himeno_Akatsuki
...well, looks like I spoke too soon. *She sighs and looks away from Naho*
Starwaddle
*they pull out a drink of some kind before drinking it* ahh...
Kuroumi
Star, when did another you pop up?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she snaps out of her daze, smirking and quietly cheering for herself*
Saitama
*watches*
naho
*Wakes up*
naho
.. did my despair side get out again
Starwaddle
I don't know. She just kinda showed up a few days ago. "Woomy." Wait seriously? "Woomy!" Huh...neat.
Saitama
Yup
Tsugumi-Chan
*looks around* What happened while I was away?
Kuroumi
.... Does she only say "Woomy"?
Himeno_Akatsuki
If your "Despair Side" enjoys blaring air horns in a public place, then yes. It did.
Starwaddle
"nah, I'm just fucking with you guys. I know how to speak your language."
naho
... *sigh and slams my head onto the table*
Tsugumi-Chan
... *sips coffee*
Starwaddle
So... I've just been showing her around. We've been doing a few things out of sight of everyone, but other than that...
BonafideMonafide04
*kappa appears and looks like Bona, like usual at this time of day* Hey guys!
naho
*thinks "if crow was not their would i have won the battle"*
Kuroumi
Heya Kappa. You doing good?
BonafideMonafide04
Yeah, I'm good Kuro. Although I really think bona should get more sleep. It's starting to affect.. *yawn*...Me.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she's suddenly eating a croissant*
BonafideMonafide04
Hey yang!
Saitama
*takes a sip*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she waves at Kappa* Hi, Kapps.
Kuroumi
I understand, I've been living with that for the past few years.
naho
*soon gets hit by some of the roof falling on me*
BonafideMonafide04
What the- Naho, you OK?
Saitama
*looks bored*
Tsugumi-Chan
*looks at Naho* ....ouch. *she looks at her scroll* ...Uncle Qrow isn't even near here...
Starwaddle
...ouch, that had to hurt. "Definitely. Getting hit above hurts like hell."
Tsugumi-Chan
.......I suddenly want to sing....
BonafideMonafide04
*uses diarahan on naho* That should help.
naho
*and another part of the roof lands on my face... my luck today is very bad*
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: in case anyone is wondering what is up with the new prof pic that is supposed to be Bonas design
Himeno_Akatsuki
*She mutters to herself* Yes, yes, bad- *She pauses, staring at Kappa* ...what is that?
Boss
@BonafideMonafide04
OOC: Uh....hate to break it to you, but it hasn't changed
Himeno_Akatsuki
ooc: has for me
Kuroumi
OOC: It's changed for me though. ?_?
BonafideMonafide04
Hi there! I'm kappa. I'm Bona persona. He's kinda asleep right now.
Dahlia
Ooc: same here. It changed.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: try clearing the cache on your computer/phone
Starwaddle
Ooc: it changed.
Boss
OOC: nope, nothing. Ah well. Just put it in another post or something.
Himeno_Akatsuki
First off, what is a Persona? And second- *She closes her eyes and shakes her head* ...nevermind. Magic explains everything here, apparently.
Starwaddle
Ooc: try exiting out of the phansite completely, then try again.
Kuroumi
Hey, isn't that a surprise. Someone who doesn't know what a persona is.
Starwaddle
"Persona? Oh, you mean those things that come from inside you guys or something? I've got Necronomicon."
Boss
OOC: Oh, there we go.
I spammed profile reload
BonafideMonafide04
Well actually alot of people don't know what personas are. I can't explain it that well though.
BonafideMonafide04
Also star, why are there 2 of you?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she's suddenly in her Harley Quinn cosplay, baseball bat slung over her shoulder, taking a sip of her coffee*
BonafideMonafide04
Wait when did you get into you're Harley cosplay yang?
Kuroumi
When did she go into her cosplay?
Saitama
*takes a sip*
Tsugumi-Chan
Like... Two minutes ago?
Himeno_Akatsuki
That doesn't really answer my question. Or clarifies what a Necronomicon is.
Starwaddle
This is myself from the Splatoon multiverse. I call her...mini me. "My name is Futaba. I didn't have to deal with this whole 'My mother is dead' thing, so...yeah. and Necronomicon is a Persona. I'm sure they can explain more."
Starwaddle
Oh, if you're talking about the actual Necronomicon, it's a book of Eldritch horrors.
BonafideMonafide04
Oh. Cool. Bona once met himself from an undertale multiverse.
Unit_Spectre
*Octoling Spectre pops out of nowhere from the floor*

Hello
Tsugumi-Chan
*looks at Spectre* What happened to you?
naho
*gets up from the rubble of the roof and looks at yang*
Unit_Spectre
Octoling Spectre: I am a former Octoling sniper.

*Human Spectre walks in to see the octoling*

Human Spectre: Who is that?
Nana-sama
*enters and sits at the counter*
Do you serve wine?
Kuroumi
I'm just going to..

*Walks out.*
Starwaddle
Terf war probably. I started making an Inkopolis, and now that it's all done, I've started a Splatfest. A terf war is going down right now. Oh, nevermind. There's just two of them. And seeing as how nobody is around to serve...*gives Nana some wine*
Tsugumi-Chan
*nods at Nana, pouring her a glass of wine* Here... And why are there two Spectres?
Unit_Spectre
Octoling Spectre: I was just "sliding" around.

*morphs into his octo form and slides around*

Human Spectre: Flying fuck?!
Tsugumi-Chan
.......... *she pulls out a bottle of vodka, taking a swig directly from it* This is why I drink..
Nana-sama
Thank you......
*chugs the drink*

Another please..... I'll drink it slowly this time....
Starwaddle
If I had to take a guess, when I made Inkopolis, there must have been some kind of connection made to the actual Inkopolis, so now my Inkopolis is being merged with the true Inkopolis..."that's bad, right?" Oh, definitely. But hey, we'll have an army of Inklings that can probably combat shadows. *Hands Nana some more wine*
Unit_Spectre
*takes off his helmet*

Human Spectre: Yang... may I have some Vodka too?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she pours Nana another glass of wine*
OceanMan1988
*walks in, looking exhausted*
Hi, ill.....
*Notices the inky squids*
STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD
*Jotaro somehow bypasses the inky shenanigans*
Sam
*Sam is fiddling with his arm again*
So, there are inkling versions of us now? Wonder if Tim would go over to squid Nexus to rule instead of making a mess here.
-Reaper-
*enters* Whisky...
Tsugumi-Chan
*she nods at Spectre, offering the bottle to Spectre* Sure, bud...
Unit_Spectre
H. Spectre: Hello there.

*he grabs his octoling form and shows it to him*

Octo. Spectre: Hey put me down I am you!
Dahlia
*enters while her hair is still inking tenticles* hey guys.
-Reaper-
*pours some whisky*
Sam
More inklings. This Is starting to become a problem. I'm not over there too, am I?
Unit_Spectre
*Human Spectre grabs the bottle and chugs the whole thing*

H. Spectre: Thank you Yang. And Jotaro care to examine this?

Octo. Spectre: Again I am you!

*he shoots ink with a paintball version of his Maverick rifle in the face and slides out*
Dahlia
Wait... *comes to a sudden realization* what the hell happened to my hair?!
Starwaddle
You probably are. Nexus time is weird.
-Reaper-
*takes a sip* No idea....
Dahlia
*looks in the mirror* hopefully trimming this is as painless as trimming normal hair...
Tsugumi-Chan
.....wow. *she props her baseball bat down on the floor so she can lean on it* Inklings everywhere... *she opens another bottle of vodka, taking a swig from it*
Sam
Agreed.
-Reaper-
*takes another sip*
Starwaddle
"it is. And yes, Inklings everywhere. Wee..."
Dahlia
Guys! Its me, dahlia! I dunno what happened to me, but now my hairs like... like... this!
Sam
One idiot leaving ink everywhere was bad enough.
*Sam reattaches his arm.*
Unit_Spectre
Star why is there an inking version of me?!
-Reaper-
Inkling...
Dahlia
Guys... why dont you believe me...? *starts to cry*
Dahlia
Guys... why dont you believe me...? *starts to cry*
Unit_Spectre
*he scratches his head*

This is purely nuts that what I see.
-Reaper-
Prove it.
Dahlia
Ooc: dammit! Double post got to me again!
Starwaddle
I already said it. Mini, could you please repeat what I said? "If I had to take a guess, when I made Inkopolis, there must have been some kind of connection made to the actual Inkopolis, so now my Inkopolis is being merged with the true Inkopolis...'that's bad, right?' Oh, definitely. But hey, we'll have an army of Inklings that can probably combat shadows."
Tsugumi-Chan
*she shrugs, grabbing two more bottles of vodka before sitting down* Excuse me whilst I pull a Qrow... *she downs the entire bottle of vodka before moving on to the next*
Dahlia
Ok... is this enough proof?
*she summons anne bonny, who looks at dahlia with shock and horrer* "lady dahlia?! What happened to you?"
-Reaper-
Sounds Dahlia to me.
Sam
*Sam scans Inkling Dahlia*
Yeah, that's Dahlia. Readings are mostly identical, apart from the whole inkling thing.
Unit_Spectre
I was in Mothership Atlas having a blood dialysis. I got infected by the frenzy Virus from the Tigrex!
naho
*while i was somehow asleep a inkling verison of me was ontop of me also asleep*
Dahlia
So im an inkling now... oh joy. *she rolls her eyes*
"Oh dear... is this reversable? Will she be able to switch between this and her normal self? What am i going to do now???"
Starwaddle
Oh God...I have unleashed ink hell upon us...I think. "Yes, you did." Oh...shit.
-Reaper-
*takes a sip* It's not that bad....
Starwaddle
It's probably reversable. Remember that gender bender thing? That get reversed... mostly.
Unit_Spectre
Again I was in the hospital to remove 90% of my blood which is infected by the Frenzy Virus from the Tigrex. And I don't know that octoling me.
Dahlia
Eh? *blushes*
Sam
*Sam and his inkling self sigh*
I Sam: Some people are idiots.
H Sam: Well and truly.
Gin: Oh great. Two idiots.
Sams: I have 1000 IQ.
*The two notice and promptly scan eachother.*
naho
*both normal me and inkling me both wake and and notices each other and both falls*

who are you! "who are you!"
Starwaddle
...dude...mini just repeated it... I'm not saying it again.
-Reaper-
I said it's not that bad...
Dahlia
T-thanks reaper... *fidgets with her fingers while blushing*
Starwaddle
Well...if anything, this just means we have more weapons and an army of Inklings who can fight shadows, so... it's a good thing?
-Reaper-
No problem *takes a sip*
naho
what "what" we were both asleep.. oh i think thats the other verison of me "guess so"
Tsugumi-Chan
......whelp. *finished off her second bottle* That's a thing....
Dahlia
*sigh* maybe some curry will calm me down... *pours herslef a plateful*
-Reaper-
*starts drinking a bottle of whisky*
Unit_Spectre
*he checks his health and sees that his heart is 79% infected*

Shit... glad thing I have an extra body.
Sam
I Sam: How interesting. You're me in everyway...
H Sam: Except the species. I wonder why
I Sam: Perhaps the integration of inkling events into the nexus
H Sam: Is causing an event where versions of eachother are splitting in two. One inkling
I Sam: And one human. We need to do an experiment.
H Sam: Agreed. More data is needed.
Dahlia
Thats not all... some people in the nexus, like me, are actually turning into inklings... this is really woerd, even for nexus standards...
Dahlia
Ooc: meant wierd.
naho
so wait dose that mean you have a evil side "yep i turn into a octoling somehow" wow "i really want to hug star.. not the human one you can hug that"
Sam
I wonder if that means Tim has a human that randomly spawned. Heh. I kind of want to see that.
Unit_Spectre
*he gets up*

Well time to get a new body that is resistant to the Frenzy Virus. Have fun guys.

*he leaves*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she lays her head down on the countertop* .............so many squids.........
Starwaddle
...that, or our Inkling selves are just crossing the multiverse, along with all the other Inklings. Ours just got here faster because we are influential around here. Soon, Inkopolis will truly be a part of the Nexus. As for people turning into Inklings, it's probably a side effect. It should go away in a week or so.
Dahlia
See ya spectre! Good luck!
Dahlia
I see... very interesting...
Starwaddle
It may also have effected Octolings as well. And if that's the case..."oh fuck, you think Octavio got out again?" Probably. Welp, time to search for October Valley. But I'm doing that later.
Starwaddle
(Octo Valley. Fucking autocorrect!)
Dahlia
Octo valley? Wheres that?
Jacob
*enters* This isn't London...
naho
*hugs inkling me* your cute! "*blushs* thanks"
Sam
I think this unkling shit is too much for Yang.
naho
*looks at jacob* HOLY COW ITS ASSASSIN!
Starwaddle
I don't know, and there's another new guy. Welp, I'm just going to be going now. I've got things to do. *They both suddenly disappear*
Nana-sama
*Still sipping wine*
Jacob
Where the hell am i....
Dahlia
Hey nana. How are you?
Dahlia
This is cafe leblanc, coffee and curry. Im dahlia, the curry chef here.
Jacob
Jacob Frye.
Dahlia
Nice to meet you jacob.
naho
*inkling me goses away* i cant believe jacob frye, a assassin is here
Sam
Another misfit fell through the cracks of space time, eh? Welcome to the club.
Jacob
Likewise.
Jacob
This is the future or something?
Sam
Another dimension, actually. Though for you, yes I think so.
naho
this is a different universe jacob
Jacob
I see...
Tsugumi-Chan
*she's tracing along the side of her fourth bottle, face flushed and mumbling the lyrics to Despacito*
Jacob
I wonder where is Evie....
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears* wrong. This is a Nexus, a place where time and space have little meaning, yet they have a great impact on everything. It's also a place that's been sucking other universes into itself, so...my explanation is done. *Suddenly disappears*
Sam
So, is anyone gonna stop Yang from drinking before she kills herself?
*Inkling Sam is fiddling with his metal arm*
naho
*knocks out yang*
Jacob
*takes the bottle from Yang*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she's knocked out cold....*
Jacob
She will be fine....
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears* pfft hahahahahaha! Knocking someone out: the only way to get someone to stop drinking around here! Hahahahahaha! *Suddenly disappears... again.*
Nana-sama
Hello Dali....
*she sounds tired*
naho
hey star can i follow you to where you are since i know you can see and hear us still
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears* no. I will open up the establishment later though, so...yeah. *suddenly disappears*
Mysterious_Stranger
*The Mysterious Stranger appears*
Sam
Star, can you choose whether you're here or not? It's annoying.
naho
*looks at the stranger*
Mysterious_Stranger
*looks back at her*
Mysterious_Stranger
*looks back at her*