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Oh? *She smirks*
*boss reads the paper*
Hmm.....
@Aergia
*She smirks back, internally screaming*
Yup! What can I say.... a beautiful woman such as you is too hard to ignore....
*looks at Maria* I heard that, you know~! Did I take your breath away? 'Cause I can give it back~
I believe in you, dear.....
*She bites her knuckle*
Stay strong....
*he collapse onto the ground laughing in insanity*

HOW MANY TIMES HE IS GOING TO TORTURE ME?!?!? HAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Heh. *She pats her head* So cute... not as cute as her though.
@Tsugumi-Chan
I-I can too, Angel!
*Her face is red as Tatsuya's jacket*
*He hears what's happening, and smirks*
Kids....
@Aergia
*She pouts*
I can be if you want....
Nah. I have a girlfriend anyway.
Whoo, glad that's over, maybe I should talk instead of reading. *He puts the book away*
@Aergia
Awwww..... bummer....
Hey, I'm sure you'll find someone. Maybe with a bigger chest.
@Aergia
Maybe....but you're so pretty....
*she smirks at Maria* Heh, nice nickname you have for me there, but I think it suits you more, Angel~
*Grabs Maria's butt*
Ooh. Nice shape, so soft.
@Tsugumi-Chan
*She tries to hide her internal screaming my smirking and moving closer to Yang*
Why thank you~ You speak as beautifully as you look... Bonus points!
*She pats her head again* I can still be your friend though.
*watches*
@Nana-sama
Gah! Wh-who the hell?!
@Nana-sama
Nana, that is my daughter! At least warn her or me first!
*smirks, turning pink* Aw, hey look. You managed to get me to blush! Say, did it hurt when ya fell from Heaven? 'Cause I can kiss that injury all better~
@Tsugumi-Chan
I wouldn't mind that at all.... you're cute when you blush~
@Aergia
I wouldn't mind being your friend!
Ara~ But it's much more fun to surprise.
*She bonks Nana* Quit harassing everything that breathes.
@Nana-sama
No fair! If you can do that, then so will I! *Warps behind Nana and squeezes her butt*
Ooh, me likey~!
I don't, I leave animals alone.
Hmm....
A girl after my own heart.
Just stop. *she sighs* This is my somewhat sister, Nana.
Well, I don't mean to be rude, but your sister's ass is awesome
@Nana-sama
I'm Maria, beautiful~
*she smirks at Maria* Aw, thanks~! You're so cute, ya know? I'd date you, but I'm already taken. Let's still be friends, yeah? *smiles*
Maybe, but we both know I have the better chest.
@Tsugumi-Chan
Dammit, two in one day?! *Sighs* Why are all the good ones taken.... *pouts*
*she sits down next to Goku* So, how are things, Goku?
Gia-chan, telling me to stop is like telling you to start exercising.
Pretty good.
I don't need to do it in the first place! I never gain any weight!
Exactly.
And thank you dear, I can mold my body any way I see fit, but I prefer my original body.
That's good~! Oh, if you're wondering where Ruby is, she went back to Remnant to sort things out with Team RNJR... She said she'll be back some time in the future, but not so soon..
@Nana-sama
*Squeezes her butt*
It looks like you exercise though.... firm...
... I still have the better chest...
I see... Well we trained her good so she will be fine.
Unlike some Goddesses and gods, I don't my own dirty work.
@Nana-sama
You're a goddess?!
She calls herself that. Though I'm not entirely sure.
*nods* Yeah, I could tell. Say... Can you tell me a little about where you came from, Goku? Just out of curiosity.
*Pouts*
I am! I have a temple, worshippers, and Mako-chan's approval! Not to mention my Goddess powers.

I just happened to become a sin afterwards.
That's... somewhat convoluted...
Well i was born on Planet Vegeta.
@Nana-sama
Woah, so I'm I'm squeezing a Goddess' ass...
*squeeze* Awesome!
I kinda meant before you came to the Nexus... Let me rephrase.. Before you came to the Nexus, what's your home dimension like?
Well it's peaceful when no one attacks. And futuristic.
*enters and walks to one of the booths*
Sounds like a nice place.. Huh... I'm sure Summer would've probably loved to go there... *she groans inwardly at herself* Dammit, Yang, that's in the past... She's not here anymore, get over it...
Huh Summer?
Yes, you are, and I love it.
...she was... My stepmom.. She was there for me when my Biological mom left me and dad. *smiles* She was the best, too... But...
...she was... My stepmom.. She was there for me when my Biological mom left me and dad. *smiles* She was the best, too... But...
(Damn it, double post)
She died... i get it...
*sigh*

i really some coffee right now..
*thinks "i used to much energy today while using my sword"*
*nods* Yeah... But anyways, that's in the past... *she smiles up at Goku* So! You have a family? What're they like?
I have two sons and Chi Chi. They are the best thing in my life. *smiles*
*thinks "man.. lets hope i dont get grabed right now well at least not until i get my coffee"*
@Nana-sama
Do you really? *She smirks* I could show you an even better time, if you want...
That's nice, Goku. I hope me and Shiza get to experience that same happiness... I hope Lucifer releases him, soon...
I hope you find happines too.
can someone get me some coffee
*nods* Yeah. Anyways... *she stands* Can I get you something to eat? Curry or ramen?
Ramen sounds good.
*she goes behind the counter, making a cup of coffee for Naho* Here you go, miss! *she begins making a huge bowl of ramen for Goku, setting it down in front of him* And here ya go. Goku!
*sigh and looks around*
(That was supposed to be a comma... ✋👋)
Yummy *starts eating*
*takes the coffee and drinks it, happy sigh*
Huh? *Somehow no one noticed her sit in one of the booths and pull out her 3DS*
*finishes eating* This was good.... *burps*
You se like you enjoyed it quite a bit, Goku! *smiles* Glad you liked it!
(*seem)
*enters* Hello everyone...
*enters in with his two demon serpents*

Hey guys...
*looks at Kaneki* Huh? Oh hi. Would you like me to get you some coffee?
Yes that would be great.
Hello ya two.

*She waves at Spectre and Kaneki.*
*looks at Kage* Hello.
*he turns to Kaneki and waves*

You new to Shibuya?
*she gets up and makes a cup of coffee for Kaneki* Here you are! *she hands the coffee to Kaneki*
Yes i am.
Thank you *sits down in a booth*
So, what's ya name?
*drinks some of more of my coffee*
Kaneki Ken. Nice to meet you all.
*nods at Kaneki* No problem.
*the two black and red serpents emerges out of his back looks at him*

Meet my two demon serpents Tooth and Claw.
Nice to meetcha! Name's Kage.
I'm Yang. Yang Xiao Long. Nice to meet you, Kaneki.
*looks at the serprents* Cool
*Satan returns in his misty form, only for it to quickly change into his menacing humanoid body*

What did I miss, meat?
Yo Satan. I guess ya didn't miss much. I dunno, I was spacin' out.
*drinks some more until the coffee that i was holding was gone*
*looks at Lucifer* Oh, hey Luci! Didn't miss much, really.
*Sniff* I smell emo...
@Aergia
Greetings, sin of lust. How are you? I hope you are feeling better...

*He has a sad smile*

@Kageomi, @Tsugumi-Chan
I didn't miss much? Good, I'd hope not.
It's sloth...
*Cough*

I deeply apologize. I merely forgot. Forgive me.
They have a tendency to eat... hearts... so don't panic once you see them do that.

*the two serpents begins to loose their scaly look and now look and Kaneki with a more demonic look*

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So, how are ya Satan? Or do you prefer Lucifer?
Never. *She chomps on a muffin*
*Spectre's demon imp returns with a bottle of black and purple liquid*

Imp: Ello there Specky and it seem the demon king is here!
@Kageomi
Either or, Kage. Entirely up to you.

@Aergia
Now that's just immature.
thanks for the coffee yang.. i really needed that
*she's playing with her long hair* ...huh. How would I look in twin tails, I wonder... *a text appears on her scroll* Huh? Oh. *she heads for the door* I'll be right back! I have received a package! Be back in a few! *she leaves*
I'm joking man.
*she shouts back in* And you are welcome!!!
@Aergia
*Chuckles sheepishly*

I guess I'm not that good at reading emotion yet...
Here. *She holds out a chocolate muffin*
*the imp walks up to Satan*

Imp: So then how's the demon contracts?
*thinks "i still cant believe thanks to star my sword lets me to slow down time"*
*she re-enters LeBlanc, with a large box in hand* Aaand I'm back! With my package, too! *she sets the package on a table*
@Aergia
Thank you, sin of sloth.

*Nibbles the muffin*

@Unit_Spectre
What is it, imp? What contracts?
What's in the package?
No clue. Lemme see...
Imp: The contract with the Yharnam Hunter. Bet it's going smoothly.

Spectre: What he meant is did you smite him or not?
Can you call me by my name please?
Oh. I sent Beelz to do so, since it was him who created the contract. Currently, I haven't heard back, but I trust in him to get the job done. There's a reason he's my trusted adviser...
@Aergia
Sorry Aergia. Sometimes I get bored of calling people by one title, so I say many others.
*Watchs*
*she opens the box, holding up a Harley Quinn-esque outfit, complete with a baseball bat and red and blue jacket saying "Property of Joker, established since 4ever" on the back*

.....Huh. Suicide Squad, anyone?
*walks in and sits at a booth silently*
*looks at Yang* Is that a movie?
*He looks at the outfit*

Shiza says it's sexy.

(Shut up you piece of shit!)

I'm only quoting you, meat.
And Satan since two days ago Hunter was in an Asylum due to his broken insanity.
Looks cool. Ever think ya gonna wear it?
Dammit! The smell of emo again!
@Unit_Spectre
I'd say I'm sorry to hear that, but I barely knew the man.
@Aergia
*Satan has a puzzled look on his face*

What are you babbling about, Aergia?
*now wants to break hunter of the asylume.. for some reason*
And Satan go tell Shiza about what I told you about Hunter. Hope he'll feel better...
*she laughs* Well, tell him I said thank you, Satan.
...I'm gonna put it on... Be right back. *she walks into the restrooms, package in hand*
What do you mean, Spectre? That he's insane?
Ooh, a suicide squad party? In that case...
*Snaps her finger, and suddenly Joker is in a Joker (DC) outfit*
Awesome! Now me!
*Snaps her fingers, and Maria is a Killer Croc outfit*
Rawr~
*Looks down at her clothes*
Huh.... I look good....
wait shes going to put it on... oh god if naby was here, blood would come out of his nose... and hes only 13.. 14... i dont know but hes above 10 but under 15
As in he got heart of a shatter mirror and the broken sanity... poor bastard tries to revive the dead even though he tells me that he sees the Blackmask everywhere and destroying his progress.
*she walks out of the bathroom in her new outfit, hair in twin tails and baseball bat slung over her shoulder* So.... How do I look?
I don't see the relevance of telling Shiza this.
Ya look nice. Bet Shiza would love to see you in that.
*wales up* Hey guys! How's it going?
Someone in here smells like emo!
@Tsugumi-Chan
(Hot damn!)

Shut it, meat.

(But...!)

He says you look amazing. NO I WON'T TELL HER THAT! YOU'RE REVOLTING SHIZA!
*looks at yang...*

yeah naby would have a nosebleed
You look good Yang! Maria decided to dress me and herself up.... so now we're a true Suicide Squad!
*simply looks at Yang*

... Ten out of ten for an accurate cosplay.
*waves at Bona* Hey there!
Yo Bona.
You look great, Rawr~
*Scoffs*

Suicide is right.
*she smirks at Joker* Lookin' good, Mistah J!
Hey. I see were having a suicide squad dress-up thing going on!
*she smiles at Maria* And you're lookin' real good, Puddin'!
*Satan crosses his arms*

I refuse to take part in this madness.
Yeah, I'm a Crocodile!
RAAAWR~
@Tsugumi-Chan
Why thank you, my dear
i swear i feel like the odd one out here
*she looks at Satan* ... you could make a real good Diablo... Jus' sayin'.
Ya not an odd one Naho. 'Cause we all are.
*He puts his hand to his forehead in frustration*

Why me...?

(He can you look at Yang again?)

So you can make more vulgar and depraved comments? No thanks.
... What is even going on?
Well I can do some cosplay too! I mean, not suicide squad cosplay, but still cosplay! *he dissapears then reapears in a blue hoodie and a super pale face* heya.
I wish I knew, Aergia. The humans are dressing weirdly. Help me.
*watches this all happen.. is kinda wishing that i got a costume*
@Tsugumi-Chan
I'd make a good what? Are you mocking me?
Stan is suffering? Well this is a first.
*Beelz flies gracefully into the cafe*

Beelz: Master! The contract is complete, seeing as Hunter is...What is going on in here?

You tell me. I'm at a loss.
Ey, can I get my usual? Boredom gets to me.
*Beelz summons a mocha within his palm and hands it to Kage*

Beelz: Here you are, human.
crasyness and madness is what is happing here
sure kiddo. *he makes a mocha* there ya go. just don't run at mocha 1 speeds.
*she sighs, swinging her baseball bat down and leaning on it* I said you'd make a good El Diablo. *shrugs* That's just my opinion, though, puddin'.
meh. just some random cosplay stuff. it's fun.
Double Mocha? Guess I'm staying up.
*Beelz shrinks back down to his original, impish size and perches on Satan's shoulder*

Beelz: what is this...cuz...play?

Yang, I will not participate, and you can do nothing to change my mind.
*hesitantly asks* Um...can I also get a mocha?
*Beelz creates another mocha and gives it to @Aicca*

You seem new, human. What is your name?
*shrugs* Fine by me. Not gonna force ya, 'k puddin'?
@Tsugumi-Chan
Please stop calling me pudding. It makes me uncomfortable.
New and cute~
*takes a sip from the mocha* Ah yes, I'm Aicca. Nice to meet ya
@Tsugumi-Chan
And I'm a Crocodile person!
*takes a sip*
@Aicca
Nice to meet you, human. I am Lucifer, but you may call me Satan, if you so wish. This is Beelzebub. Beelz for shot.

*Gestures to Beelz, who's perched on his shoulder*

Beelz: Greetings, human.
*She looks at Kaneki* You! You're the one who reeks of emo!
Alrighty then, Lucifer. *she smiles at Maria* You make a great Killer Croc!
Nice to meet you Satan I guess. Hi Beelz.
heyo. names bona. nice ta meet ya.
*just keeps on watching and sighs*
OOC: Yo Bona, I bumped the battle from last night, if you'd like to join in again.
*waves at Aicca* I'm Yang Xiao Long, but just call me Yang, okie doke?
Believe me Aicca, the pleasure is all mine.

*Satan bows, and Beelz does a mock bow on his shoulder*
@Tsugumi-Chan
Thanks, pretty lady, Rawr~
Hello to you both. *sips mocha*
by the way their cosplaying.. and my name is naho.. and if you meet someone named naby, dont tell him im alive
Ey, I can tell ya kinda putting pressure on Aicca. She's new here, and probably nervous.
Noted.
*gets up and pats aicca on her back before going sitting back on the booth*
*stands up and pays for the coffee* Thanks for the coffee *walks out*
@Aicca
Hi there, I'm a new person here too! I'm Maria, Joker's daughter! And right now, I'm a Crocodile! Rawr~
@Aicca
Nice to meetcha, the name's Joker. And no, I don't always dress like this despite my name.
Ooc: Aight. I'll head there l8r
Okay...?
The emo has left...
Hi Maria!
OOC: Sweet. Thanks.
@Aicca
Yay! New friends!
Rawr~
*sigh and just watches, feeling sad that i used to have fun like you all but...*
Yay~
*Sips one of her Mochas.*

Ya really friendly, aren't you Maria?
Hey Yang, I'll join the cosplay thing. Guess who I am?

*Morphs his body shape into Shiza's. He looks identical, except for the fact that his eyes are glowing red*

Beelz: This is a little unsettling...
*Deadpool runs in*
The cuties have become friends as well?
! wait what the!?! how did deadpool get here!
*she puffs out her cheeks* You're just tormenting me at this point, Satan.....
And thus, a wild deadpool appears.
*He cackles loudly*

I live to serve, babe.
*looks at Deadpool* Oh, hi there!
well hes going to break the fourth wall soon..
Oh hi, you're a new face and you are? *He holds his hand out to @Deadpool for a handshake*
*Looks at Satan as Shiza.*

That's just fucked up.
Hey guys i'm DEADPOOL!
*she sighs at Satan* I'm ready to bash your face in with this bat, I swear...
Hey Deadpool, I'm Hibki!
*shakes his hand* Yeah i'm Deadpool.
if you wounding deadpool some of us are cosplay.. not me doh since i dont have a costume
Yup! As my mom always said "Being kind to others is the key to successful relationships"
*waves at Deadpool* Hey there! I'm Yang.
Welcome to Leblanc, please enjoy something to eat or drink. Yes we do have alcohol.
*looks at Yang* Nice to meet you pretty lady...
Guess that's true, Maria.
What? You don't like the costume? Fine, I'll change.

*He morphs once more, looking exactly like Kage. Once again, the only difference are the eyes*

How about now?
.... I would slap you, but nah.
*He Looks over at the scene* That's not right, just stay as your normal appearance please.
*looks at Deadpool* Already taken, sorry hon.
*looks at Hibki* All i want is CHIMICHANGA!
Why not? What's wrong in joining in on the fun? Fine, I'll go back...

*Morphing again, he turns into Yang, except for the eyes again*

Hehe. I love this.
Anyways, if you are really Satan, why don't Holy objects have any power over you?
*Still in the form of Yang*

Because the nexus negates them, or something like that. since i'm not connected to my realm, I am technically no longer unholy. Of course, I'm bullshitting you, I have no real idea. That'd be my guess, though.
Does that guy wear red so people don't see him bleed?
His enemies have the right idea, they wore the brown pants.
*looks at Aergia* That's correct my friend.
Huh. I would've expected a reaction from Yang...weird.
Huh... you're weird.
Who, me? Aergia?
Is no one noticing my cosplay? Alright, I'll try another! *dissapears and reappears in a mimikyu cosplay* Mimi!
Nah, red guy.
What is going on with you Bona?
i now want to throw a pokeball at bona
Mimi! *he looks at Hibki* mim! *it seems he is trying to fit in with the crowd by cosplayinh*
*looks at Aergia*
Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.
Sorry, I'm just kinda tryna keep my reaction inside me. Don't wanna laugh out loud, ya know?
*Satan returns to his original form finally...to everyone's relief*

That was fun while it lasted.
Hang on a second! *Hibki warps off*
Ooc: wow my typing is on point. Cosplaying not cosplainh
OOC: We started without you Bona. Sorry.
*wounders how long until someone gives me a costume.. or maybe they think that this is the costume*
Thank god you're done with the form changing. It's weird.
Ooc: sorry I was busy
At least he's honest...
*looks at naho* What are you a space ninja?
*Hibki comes back in, he's still a he but he's wearing the outfit he wore during the gender swap* It still looks good on me as a dude!
... no im a cyborg ninja a real one this is not a costume
*sighs* So, Deadpool, how's Spidey and Colossus?
Mimi! *he agrees*
*goes up to yang* Mimi mim kyu? *he seems to be asking if his cosplay is cute*
I might just dress like this just to confuse people, in fact do you have a voice modifier Bona?
*looks at Bona* ...that is adorable, puddin'!
They are doing good i guess. They never call me *fake cry*
i do..
*Satan puts his hand to his head*

You all give me a headache. I've got shit to kill, lives to destroy, I'll be back. What I am, you all better hope this nonsense is over.

Beelz: Wait for me, master!

*They leave, one in mist, the other with wings*
*she pats Deadpool's back* Aw, it's all fine, puddin'. Need a hug? Maybe an enchilada?
Hmmm can i get both?
*she suddenly has a plate of enchilada in her hand* Sure thing, Wade.
*Yang hears a voice in her head*

Don't do it.
Hm? Er, on second thought, just take the food..
Fine by me HERE I COME FOOD! *starts eating*
*sigh* hey yang. what costume would best fit me?
*looks at Naho* Hmm.... How about Hinata Hyuga from Naruto?
is it because im a ninja you picked that one
*finishes* Damn this was some good shit...
*back to his normal voice.* yeah, I made a few hib. It's also a translator. How else would I speak mimikyu?
No, you just kinda look like her... Um... If not Hinata, how about Rukia from Bleach?
Should I cosplay too? I mean, since all of you are doing it..
How much does it cost Bona? I'd love to mess with people looking like this.
I'm not COSPLAYING!
*back to mimikyu voice* Mimi mim! Mim~. *he seems thankful for the comment and sends a flirty remark along the lines of "say, I would say that youre a mimikyutie yourself"*