Pineapple on pizza is a sin that should never be committed against the sanctity of pizza. Blasphemers, the lot of you, for accepting this affront to pizza as something to be lauded over.
You monsters! I'm not sure what evil you work for but Delta has the right idea, pineapple should never go on pizza and I'll destroy anyone who says otherwise!
WHY WOULD YOU EAT PIZZA IN THE FIRST PLACE?! ITS AN AWFUL MIX OF RANCID CHEESE, ROTTEN TOMATO PASTE, AND THE MOST DISGUSTING ASSORTMENT OF TOPPINGS GATHERED TO DATE!