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the underground tavern: 2.5
*you find a elevator in the streets above it says "the underground tavern 2.5", you enter the elevator and it takes you down and once the doors open. you see that the place was like a fancy tavern where people of all ages can go to. soon you saw me running the bar/counter*

welcome to the underground tavern 2.5. relaxing, have fun, sleep, and get anything you want for free

OOC: and please.. no shitposting
*walks in, still in a cat suit, and sits down*
hey bona.. need anything
*Burns the tavern down*
Cool it with the destruction for now, your time will come.
hey anon.. you can burn the old taverns.. not this one.. ok

*rebuilds the place*
Challenge accepted.
*sigh and cleans a cup*
Cat
im surprised you're still going
B O M B
im a person who doses not give up.. and bomb can you please go blow up somewhere else please.. thank you
I mean, you could always try ignoring them with absolutely no explanation as to how or why. You and Bona04 have gotten pretty practiced at it.
Gamma's out for blood jfc
*BLOWS IT UP 200X TIMES*
I'll just have some hot cocoa.
CORBIN effED 7 OLD SISTER!
*gives bona some hot cocoa*
Part of me wants to delete His Highness' spam but the other finds it hilarious
I just call things how I see them. God-Man was useful to watch.
Corbin effed his older sister
Thanks. *drinks it*
CORBIN LIKES CAT HENTAI
WAIT
HOLD ON
ANON KING IS GRAMMAR CONFIRMED
You're wrong my friend. The anons are counting on me.
BONA IS IN A CAT HENTAI WITH NAHO!
:thinking:
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
WE HO ELSE SAYS THAT
GRAMMAR SAYS TGAT
NO ONE ELSE DOES THAT
YOU MY NOT GOOD SIR
HAVE BEEN
E X P O S E D
JUST THINK ABOUT YOU COPY BONA
*is just drinking soda*
*Just burns the tavern*
*it doses not happen*
*It happens*
And what is dosoes? Are you 7?
if you didnt want anons to come you shouldn't of put it in anon chat
*Enters* Holy crap, another one?
What have I just walked into?
*sigh*

madness
*sighs and cleans a cup, then puts it up*
*turns on a tv and watches the hunger games*

gook luck me and good luck Lee
*is crying*

i died two times
*cleans off my eyes and goses to the counter then waits for someone*
*enters the underground tavern and begins to clean it up*
*walks in, still in a cat suit*
I think I might stay in this cat suit for a while, Nya.
*cleans off the counters*
*bumps the post higher*
*is just sitting down, looking at the cat suit*
Hey Corbin, have ya seen boom? He was in shibuya a while ago and then he just left.
oh. well boom is somewhere... but naho and the others left the nexus somehow.. they will not be back to awhile
Wait what!? Why!?
*Whispers to Bona* That's slang for them being dead.
*enters the tavern*

another day, another boring day... *sigh*
wow what a stinky smelly kiddie pool is this too gay for me to handle maybe haha stupd dum tavern in kaddi pool gay dumb stinky dumb doodoo dum
OOC: please no shitposting here
*cleans a cup*
*walks in, now out of a cat suit*
*waves to bona*
*waves back*
Oh, dude, you never answered my question. Why did naho and the others leave?
i don't know for sure... i think they will be back, but now
They might've left to stop the metal Corbins, nya.
nya, well do you need anything
Wait, when did you get turned into a neko!? Also just a hot cocoa.
oh i just said nya for no reason, *hands bona some cocoa*
Oh. OK, Nya. *chugs it*
Yo

Got any weed
*hands dave some weed*
This is a tavern right?

Give me all your paint and glue.
*hands aishimo alot of paint and glue*
Thanks bro

I'm gonna hold a concert somewhere else tho

like mars
Thanks boi. Time to go to woahven again.

*Aish walks out vaping and huffing the paint and glue.*
... well that just happened
*faints*
And he fainted again.
*sits down in a booth*
*wakes up then gets up while looking around the room*
good morning bona. want any food or drinks
Just some hot cocoa, Nya.
*Enters* Morning, guys! Did I miss anything?
*The silver-haired person sits down somewhere, humming a tune*
Hey, it's that silver haired person from yesterday.
Ah, there you are. It seems it was a good idea to come here.
So, I was wondering about your Persona... or rather, Personas. One of them specializes in Almighty attacks, correct? *He taps the table* And does that same one allow you to use that cloning ability, or is it a separate Persona?
*walks to him*
So, you said that you wanted to talk to me about something?
Ooc: ignore that
That's a different persona.
Really? I'm assuming Hades uses Almighty, but which Persona is the cloning one?
*Kappa appears*
K: That persona would be me. Hello there. I am kappa. *he bows* I use Psi abilities, but I also help with illusions, like the cloning that you saw.
Illusions using Psi? An interesting concept. I'd say you're quite the powerful Wild Card. I might even make an offer... Although would you even accept...? *He puts a hand to his chin and closes his eyes*
B: Uh, what kind of offer?
*mumbles* illusions... *clenches his fist but is quick to unclench it a second later*
*a clone Bona appears in front of rom*
B?: What's so bad about illusions?
*hands bona some hot cocoa*

...
You see, I've been looking for someone I can lend my power to. I already have a Wild Card, yet you may prove to be of greater potential. Therefore, should you pass my test... *He extends his hand* You can help me out, and unlock your full potential in return!
B: Thanks. *drinks it*
B: That seems like a good deal, but what kind of test?
Oh, uh... Nothing *Whispers at the Clonafied Monafide* I can use them too, but I would seriously rather not... *An illusion clone pops up behind the Clona that only he can see* Don't tell anyone, please. *Rom puts his hand on his head as the clone disappears*
It's simple. Prove to me that your Persona- or Personas- are better than Icarus. *He rips off his mask, revealing a golden humanoid with silver, mechanical wings*
*Uses magic to put away the cups I cleaned*
C: On it dude. *the clone dissapears*
B: Alright, that seems simple enough.
Very well. Perhaps we should move into a separate area to not disturb the others.
B: Yeah, I guess we should.
theirs a fighting room, if you want to fight
Is there anywhere we could go? A separate room, perhaps?
Yes, that could work. *He walks towards it... but something rings in his pocket. He sighs and takes a phone out.* Hello? ... No, I didn't check on it... wait, Ruby Soul's...! Sorry, but I must leave. I'll find you later, Wild Card.
*another Bona clone (or clona) appears*
Clona: Why do you have a fighting room?
B: Oh. OK then.
well, you got to be ready for anything. it is also called the training room.
C: Why didn't ya say that the first time dude?
well I and the others mostly use it for fighting each other

Lighty: *nods*

OOC: lighty is a nickname for light hero Corbin
yea.. you should really get some food to make sure that you don't get hungry in the up coming fight.
*the clone dissapears*
Yeah sure. That's a good idea. Can I get some fried wings? No sauce. Also some fries.
fried wings with fries coming right up

*starts to cook the fried wings and the fries*

Lighty: *puts up a sign saying "do you need any items or weapons"*
Hmm.... Actually, you know what? A scythe would be nice.
Lighty: *nods and goes into the armory area and comes back with a scythe*
Thanks. How much?
Lighty: *hand bona with scythe and a note saying "you don't need to pay for anything here in this tavern"*
Oh. Thanks. *sits down and pulls out the blood moon. It seems he's trying to modify the scythe so it has the vampiric properties that the blood moon has. Perhaps a blood moon 2.0? How should I know, I'm just a narrirator.*
G.M.C: uh... n-need any help. W-with modifying y-your weapon? *is shy*

(G.M.C = good metal corbin)
Oh, actually yeah. I kinda need help getting the metal part off the scythe. That way I can replace it with vamperium, a metal that has vampiric properties.
G.M.C: *replaces the scythe's blade with the vamperium* T-their we go.

*is still cooking the food*
Well that was pretty fast! Thanks!
G.M.C: *nods and goes somewhere in the tavern*

*i was soon done cooking the food and gives bona the food on a plate* eat up, my friend
Thanks. *flipping demolishes the food. Like seriously, he just eats it in like a few seconds and he's not choking what so ever.*
holy shit you must be hungry. want more
Nah, I'm good. I usually eat like that.
oh.. that's a weird way of eatting
It's just so I eat super fast. I still get the flavor though. Delicious.
*goes back to the counter*
I wonder what kind of powers that person has, Nya.
*sigh and waits*
*has a idea*

hey bona come here for a moment
Uh, OK. *walks to the counter.*
*takes out my phone and shows him a hypnosis video*
*Pascal's voice faintly pops up from Rom's phone*
P: Why didn't you tell me about that before?
R: Well, I'd rather not talk about it. Besides, it does more bad than good in my current state...
*is ready to make bona prank himself*
*is hypnotized*
Nyaaaaaaa.....
ok, bona i want you to prank yourself
*mumbles* The hell...?
*digs a hole, puts a blanket with a design that looks like the floor, puts a banana peel in front of it. He steps on the banana peel and slips into the hole*
Nyaaaaaaa......
*snaps my finger to wake bona up from the trance*

what i got bored
Bona! *Looks at the hole he dug*
I guess you could say he... *Takes out sunglasses out of nowhere* dug his own grave... *"Won't Get Fooled Again" by "The Who" plays the distance*
*gets out of the hole*
Corbin I swear to gosh I will get you back for this.
*laughs and faints*
Aaaaaaand he fainted.
No need to show me the door, I'll see myself out! *Sarcasm*
Anyway, what was that about?
He hypnotized me. For some reason.
*wakes up and hides somewhere*
What's wrong Corbin?
too much Mario... too much mario
Is it the dark version?
OOC: Nevermind
HI I'M DAISY CAN I HAVE SOME RUM
Oh then let me hide with you. *hides also*
*gives daisy some rum and hides*
same here. *Hides as well*
THIS MARIO NEEDS SOME SPAGHETTI TO SMOKE
YOU GOT ANY
*throws spaghetti at mario*
*whispers* I have an idea...
*whispers* What is it rom?
thanks, means!
*DRINKS THE RUM AND BREAKS THE GLASS AGAINST THE WALL*

NOW I WANT AN XYZ WITH A LEMON ON TOP
*the chalk hits the thrown spaghetti*
OH FUCK MY SPAGHETTI
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MY DUDE
YOU NEED TO DO THE MARIO
*Rom appears outside of the entrance to the tavern* Hey, guys! Let me join you! Let's go somewhere more private! *"Rom" runs out of the tavern, hoping they would give chase*
*takes out a shotgun*

I am going to kill these Mario characters, this is going to far
Do the mario!
*runs out of the tavern*
GUNS ARE BAD, HERE TAKE A MUSHROOM INSTEAD!
*Passes mushrooms around to everyone*
*The Mario turned Aishiomi took the mushroom and ate it*
THANK YOU TOAD
NOW LET'S SCREW UP THIS PLACE AND POST MARIO EVERYWHERE
*enters and begins to clean up the place*
*is still hiding* Is it over, Nya?
YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME THAT'S TREASON

MAKE ME A DRINK FUKBOI
yep the war is over.. theirs a few people are who still dont know its over
The memes have been expelled. Now, I shall return from wince I came. But know when you meme again, I shall appear to stop it, chalk in hand
*Means leaving chuckling darkly. He helped though. And that's not terrible*
....i kinda wish naho was back....
It's finally over... Everyone is safe... Including the Anons...
ok. now do any of you want a drink
I really need a hot cocoa.
*Walks up to the bar, worn out* G-green tea, please...
*hands bona some hot cocoa and hands rom some green tea*
*thinks to himself* Where's that silver haired person?
*he drinks it*
Thank you. SO. MUCH. *Blows on the tea for a second and chugs it down* That's better. Being an Anon commander is more exhausting than you may think...
Sam
*Sam flies out of portal and lands against the far wall*
Fuck!!!!!!!!!
Uh Sam? You OK?
It's been a while, Sam. Are you okay?
*sighs happily knowing that more people are here*
Sam
Does it look like i'm ok?
*Smoke comes out from his still open portal. Sam is currently stuck upside down in the back wall*
*pulls him out and notices the smoke*
What the H E double hockey sticks happened?
*closes the portal that sam came out of*
Sam
Just say Hell like a normal person.
*Sam notices the portal.*
Mayu, what's that thing still doing open?
???: Sorry, I was busy laughing.
*The portal closes. Sam's table absorbs the smoke*

*looks at sam*

what drink would you like sir
Sam
Nope. I've got to get back an finish my perso... I mean, my classified thing I'm making. I'm going to look for scrap.
*Sam leaves using the exit.
*The silver-haired person returns, patting some smoking parts of his thief outfit.* Stupid Ruby Soul... Well, at least I'm back.
*Sigh*

well there goes that person
Oh, there you are!
*sighs and looks around the room*
And there YOU are. Are you ready? *He rips off his mask, and Icarus appears*
Why of course.
Let's go then. *Both he and Icarus enter the training room. He snaps his fingers.* I'll give you the first move.
Alrighty then. OK kappa, time for a psycho force! *kappa appears and sends a flirty of psychic energy at the silver haired person*
K: A classic.
Ooc: flurry not flirty
*Icarus flinches, expecting to dodge a more physical attack.* Psi. Of course. Severe Psy at that. Icarus, Charge. *The Persona is surrounded in a strange light*
Alrighty then, hit him with an inferno pillowzilla! *kappa dissapates and in his place a giant pillow recreation of Godzilla appears and sends a giant beam of fire at the silver haired person*
Assault Dive! *He grabs onto Icarus as the Persona boosts upwards at an incredible speed, courtesy of its jets. They fly above the fire and attempt to ram into Pillowzilla*
*pillowzilla braces for impact, the pillows softening the blow.*
*Pillowzilla's phys resistance is a problem, but the Charge from earlier makes the attack do decent damage. Icarus flies up with its rider and sends out multiple green tornadoes* Magarula!
Send them back at him pillowzilla! Maragilao! *pillowzilla sends bursts of flame that creates a flame wall that tries to block the tornadoes*
*The flames and wind cancel each other out. Icarus activates its jets and charges* Silence that magic, Icarus! Headbutt! (med phys, med forget/silence chance)
That might be bad. Hold him back kappa! *kappa reappears and uses psycho force to push iccarus back*
*Icarus's jets soon burn out, but he still manages to break through towards Kappa with a sudden burst of dark energy*
What the heck!? *kappa is knocked back but gets back up*
Alright kappa, time for a mind slice! *kappa slices at icarus, medium physical, low chance for confuse
That was just a bit of assistance from me. Assault Dive! *Icarus ignites its jets and charges*
*The two collide, with Icarus being knocked to the ground due to momentum*
OK Hades, time for a megidoaloan! *kappa dissapates, hades appears and sends a giant ball of almighty energy at icarus*
*is drinking soda while watching this happen*
ooc: back from food

ic: *Icarus is knocked back into the wall, along with its user. He laughs and stands up, clapping* An excellent performance!
Heh, thanks. *he rubs the back of his head*
Now, are you ABSOLUTELY SURE of this offer? A certain ally of mine suggested I ask you this. After all, this is a binding contract should you agree to be under my command.
Well it shouldn't be too bad!
Good. *He extends his hand for a shake. A few shadowy snakes peek out from his sleeve.*
*shakes his hand*
*is watching this happen*
*As soon as his hand is taken, some snakes wrap around Bona's hand. Others that were previously invisible begin to detatch from Icarus and wrap themselves around Kappa, Hades, and Pillowzilla. For some reason, Bona can't move his body anymore.* Then our contract shall be sealed, and your body shall be mine...
What the- I can't move!
K: What is happening!?
As I said, you will be under my command. Now to ditch this inferior body... *The snakes around Bona's arm begin to phase into their body*
! *thinks "i need to stop this"*
*is freaking out*
*As the snakes begin to fully bind the Personas, Icarus flaps its wings, trying to undo the last of its bonds*
*kappa and Hades struggle and pillowzilla roars in fear*
Lighty: *goes into the portal which most likely to go into bona's body to stop what is happening*
*Icarus breaks free, with Bona fully possessed. However, it rams into Hades just before it is taken, breaking the Persona- and part of Bona's conciousness- free. Icarus nods to itself and pulls Hades towards the silver-haired body the snakes once possessed.*
*hades seems confused at the gesture*
*The snakes lash out, but Icarus blocks them. He waves at his master's body, as if telling both of them to run.*
*hades nodded Icarus and he escapes*
Ooc: nods at not nodded
*thinks "why am I not doing anything..."*
*Both Icarus and the silver-haired man follow Hades out. Bona's body watches them, but doesn't make any move to follow at this point.* "I already got what I needed..."
*bona attempts to escape as well*
Ooc: ignore that
*Away from the training room, Icarus fades. The silver-haired teenager looks up at Hades.* Sorry if this is all a bit confusing... and I'm sorry about that person's body. Typhoeus is a snake, both literally and figuratively... *He rubs his head* I can't believe I'm talking to just someone's Persona...
*thinks "Wait, what would happen if naho came back and saw bona like this not knowing what has happened"*
*kappa attempts to break free of the snakes grasp, his voice can be heard, but not much*
K: I.... Cannot.... Let..... You... Take... Over....
*In the training room, Bona's body has run off. They seem to have left the area somehow...*
*hades cannot speak, but it seems like he wants to know if there's a way to control typhoeus*
*As Kappa appears, the snakes squeeze tighter* "Sorry, but you're my mask now. Not Bona's."
*Icarus appears and tilts his head at Hades.* Icarus? Oh, he wants to know about Typhoeus... unless we can break his control or find a new vessel, his control is unshakable. *He sighs.* ...I... I'd be willing to take that second option, if needed. I'm used to it, anyway. I'm Aoi, by the way. Just so you know, Hades.
*kappa grunts in pain, but still attempts to break free of the snakes*
K: N-no... I belong to bona...and him... Alone...
*enters the training room*
*hades is wondering if they break his control will Bona still have the power given to him. He's also wondering how to break the control*
Typhoeus's control is broken though defeat. He's incredibly powerful, though... And I see that gleam in your eye. Typhoeus's "gift" is literally just him channeling his power into you. It's lost when his control is lost. Typhoeus, I know you're there.

*Bona's body steps into view.* "Can't a snake listen to a conversation in peace?"
*Hades is wondering if typhoeus' power is so mighty how did Bona defeat Icarus under his influemce*
*enters the tavern*

whats going on here?
"I can hear that... and it was simply because I wasn't channeling power into Icarus, save for that one attack." *Typhoeus narrows his eyes at Aoi.* "And you offered yourself? You know Icarus is a... less desirable Persona compared to the power of these..."

*Aoi glares back* But Icarus can still grow. You saw how it managed to harm a psychically resistant Persona with Charge. I could train him and make him stronger. Besides, couldn't you get powerful Personas from your servants?

"...You raise a good point. Are you alright with an early dismissal, Bona?"
*if Bona could nod, he would
*leaves*
"Very well." *The snakes leap out of Bona's body and onto Icarus and Aoi. The newly-possesed Aoi nods at Bona*

I appreciate the "trial run," but I'm sticking with this vessel. I won't try possessing you fully again. Farewell, and until we meet again... *He lets Icarus fade and leaves*
*is asleep in the training room*

Lighty: *comes out a portal and closes it*
*bona seems ready to pass out, but doesn't.*
What... Happened?
lighty: you were possessed
Wait, since when can you talk!?
lighty: *takes out a sign saying "I drinked something that letted me talk for a few seconds and yes you were"*
Oh. That makes sense. Last thing I remember was shaking that silver haired persons hand.
lighty: *shows another sign and it says "he was the one who possessed you"*
W-what!? I thought he would just give me powers, not posses me!
Ugh. Don't tell me he tricked me! And, I don't know why, but I recall seeing Naby come in. Does that mean.... They're back!?
lighty: maybe naby was the only one who came back.. I don't really know
And you're back to talking. Huh. Maybe it's on and off.
lighty: *takes out another sign and it says "or the person who is rping as me forgot to add the taking out the sign and it says part"*
Oh. That too. Anyways, lemme test something. *texts naho a message saying "Hey, you back?"
*naho did not message back*

*also I come out of the training room*
Well, that answers that question. *sighs*
*goes back to the counter when suddenly naby enter the tavern... in a tank*
SWEET MOTHER OF SANDWICHED PACAKES NABY THE EFF
*Enters and-* WHAT THE GOOSE NIPPLES?!
naby: doses anyone know where i can bring this tank to

*points to a portal and naby in the tank goses into the portal*
WHY THE EFF WAS HE IN A TANK
I don't even know
First, a minigun. Now, a tank. Did the marios spike my tea?
What Mario's?
ooc: ignore the asterik
Ooc: not the asterik
Ah, nevermind. Anyway, did I miss anything? Specifically with the silver haired fellow?
bona got possessed...
Possessed?!
Apparently yes.
W-what happened?
also have you heard that dark corbin became evil
Well, it wasn't the person themselves. apparently a persona of his was controlling him and I guess it tried to control me?
Yeah, I looked for a little while at the alleyway.
Oh, uh... I don't know what to say. That sucks...
Yeah. The thing tricked me. The guy who's persona it was, he was nice though.