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Camziez

Claim Your Waifu!

THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAY THREAD. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAY THREAD. Waifus have been an important part of weeb culture for a while now, and I think that we are finally going to have a proper discussion about it. SO you may be asking, how do I claim my waifu? What does it even mean? To claim your waifu means that it is officially yours, and no one else's. So you gotta do it quickly. In order to do that, you must say the "Waifu Pledge." It goes like this: I, [your name], pledge allegiance to [your waifu or husbando] from [anime, game, manga, etc.], my [waifu/husbando] until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love [him/her], for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods, as a weeabo. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that [he/she] is fictional, will keep me from [him/her]. My love for [your waifu or husbando] shall bond us forevermore. So, I will start. I, Camziez, pledge allegiance to Yusuke Kitagawa from Persona 5, my husbando until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love him, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods as a weeabo. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that he is fictional, will keep me from him. My love for Yusuke Kitagawa shall bond us forevermore. Ah, I feel the magic of the anime gods already. So, before you claim your waifu, you must follow these rules: 1. If you do not have a waifu, then don't claim one, because winging it is selfish and it locks out many people to claim their waifus. 2. If you are not sure if you have a waifu, then you did not have your awakening yet, and don't claim one. 3. If you think you have a waifu, then you didn't have your awakening. Once, you do, you will KNOW that you have a waifu. 4. This is not a roleplay

Camziez

4. This is not a roleplay I accidentally clicked add, so what I meant was to only claim your waifu on your main account.

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Kitagawa

- - - Don't touch me. - - -

Camziez

What happened to this is not a roleplay

Oneelover69

Kawakami is mine!

Camziez

Then you must say the waifu pledge.

Luard

And what if we donâ€™t really have a main account?

Camziez

Then either make one, or do it on a roleplay account and justify that you are not roleplaying.

Kitagawa

- - - I can do what I want, I'm a spicy dad. - - -

Camziez

... I'll let you do it, but you are the only exception since you roleplay as my husbando.

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Oneelover69

I can't believe I'm saying something like this. I, Oneelover69, pledge allegiance to Sadayo Kawakami from Persona 5, my Waifu until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love her, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods, as a weeaboo. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that she is fictional, will keep me from hee. My love for Sadayo Kawakami shall bond us forevermore.

Camziez

This is so beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye... eDIT: Nevermind.

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Luard

I am not Roleplaying, As Luard doesnâ€™t even know what the thing in question is. I, Luard, pledge allegiance to the flag, from the United States of America, my waifu until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love her, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the gods as a patriot. And let it be known that neither bad presidents, nor sub-standard healthcare, nor the fact that she is a country, will keep me from her. My love for America shall bond us forevermore

Camziez

I'm so glad so many people are claiming their waifus! Congratulations! America is now yours! You may kiss the bride.

Hibiki

Listen, I've seen some ridiculous stuff on this website, but this has established a new tier.

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Golden_Yu

Yu, Golden Yu, pledge allegiance to Yu from Persona 4, mYu hYusbando Yuntil the end of time. Yu will protect, nYurture, and love Yu, for it is my dYuty to staYu honorable and satisfYu the Golden gods as a Yu. Hang on, whYu are Yu starting a sentence with and? And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that he is fictional, will keep Yu from Yu. MYu love for Yu shall bond Yus forevermore.

Oneelover69

Listen, I've seen some ridiculous stuff on this website, but this has established a new tier. There should be a poll.

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

I, AKF, pledge allegiance to Jason Shinegimi Quinlan, my OC, my husbando until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love him, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the gods as a fucking idiot. And let it be known that neither canon love interests, nor actual story for him, nor the fact that he is a shinigami, will keep me from him. My love for Jason shall bond us forevermore.

Natsuki

To claim your waifu means that it is officially yours, and no one else's. Well, if you reeeaaaalllyyy do want it to make it offical, theres this: http://marriagelicensegenerator.com/ whistles

Camziez

http://s3.amazonaws.com/bpi-images/1a9af8a6db7528e1c79567e4123bcd4b.jpg

Hibiki

Shibuya, Kentucky, and Kim Davis in Tokyo, huh... WAIT 4/20 WAS DAYS AGO, YOU FRAUD

Kitagawa

- - - I'm literally like.... genuinely concerned? - - -

H2O

Agreed Kitagawa, I was gonna do a joke about marrying water but I'm scared I'll be taken seriously! So instead I'll say... These guys need to cool off.

Camziez

( t h a t w a s a j o k e )

Hibiki

I mean honestly I agree. It's kinda silly and absurd how far they've taken it, but it's a bit of a concern that it's gotten so far that they seem to be tying to enforce made up rules about it on a different thread. I mean it's probably intended as a joke, but it does make me a bit worrisome. have hatever fun you want just dont get outta control about this on other threads please

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Luard

Agreed Kitagawa, I was gonna do a joke about marrying water but I'm scared I'll be taken seriously! So instead I'll say... These guys need to cool off.Who cares? Iâ€™m legally married to a country now. All itâ€™s nukes are mine, mwahahahahaha

Natsuki

I mean, as long as no one gets hurt from this, who cares? Luard got the right mindset here and took it as a joke Also, I've seen worse then this. Cough Sonic Passions Cough

H2O

Woha woha nukes!? You better make sure they stay on ice pal! I'd really hate if anything happens with em, and I don't think that's how things work anyways!

Miles_Prower

For Sonic: Break my heart, destroy my soul and leave me crying, I'd still love you and I don't expect you to love me in return If I can't have you, I'll just be single for the rest of my life. These lonely nights are hard to get through. I will keep you in my eyes by making you a dream. Even though you're not here and nowhere to be found, my heart says you're still here and everywhere to be found. Words are just not enough to tell you how much you mean to me and how much I need you by my side, all my life. You have touched my life in ways others can't even think of. If you have the courage to love, you have the courage to suffer. True love is a wonder that has no end or beginning. No matter how hard things seem, true love will aide you through it. Never underestimate the power because love can do miracles which you never thought possible. The greatest love story that was ever told, could be me and you, you just never know. You are my soul mate, my sweetheart, you are my dream come true, from now until the end of time I give my heart and soul to you. You can love and love as many times as you want... but with the same person. the first time I saw you, I knew it was true, that I'd love you forever, and that's what I'll do. You don't know what you do to me, you don't have a clue, you don't know what it's like to be, me looking at you. Death cannot kill what is not measured by time. I'll love you forever, and when I die, whatever part of me is left, will love you, for beyond eternity. There's no limit to what I wouldn't do for you. Just ask, it will be done, no matter the miles, no matter the sacrifice. I love you, and you'll always be in my heart. Love has no limits and no regrets.

Golden_Yu

Wtf

BonafideMonafide04

I, BonafideMonafide04, pledge allegiance to Futaba Sakura from Persona 5, my waifu until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love her, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods, as a weeabo. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that she is fictional, will keep me from her. My love for Futaba shall bond us forevermore.

Blu_Scout

I, BLU Scout (A.K.A. Not Jiyu-Hatanaka), pledge allegiance to h, my waifu until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love h, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the shitpost gods, as a shitposter. And let it be known that neither h being an overused meme, nor the fact that h is a literal letter, will keep me from h. My love for h shall bond us forevermore.

Oneelover69

Wtf My thoughts exactly, anyone here have madoon that can be used on myself?

Kitagawa

- - - I think the most terrifying thing is that this is stated as not a roleplay. Meaning she genuinely thinks like this. It's rather unsettling. Like... are you alright? Do you need help or something..? - - -

Skechi-Akechi

I, Skechi-Akechi, pledge allegiance to Panne from Fire Emblem Awakening, my waifu until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love her, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy Naga, as a Yilissian. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that she is fictional, will keep me from her. My love for Panne shall bond us forevermore.

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

Emerson

I, Emerson, do solemnly swear upon the mighty rock of my conviction that my queen, the divine Chosen maiden, Ophelia Dusk, who hails from Nohr, land of the Dark Night, will be my beloved till the end of this world does separate our love. Through my power, I shall protect her radiance, nurture our passion, and love her, for with this contract it becomes my duty to stay at her side faithfully and satisfy our divine creators, as a Chosen One. And let my declaration be known that neither the harshest of weather, nor the treacherous challenges that may separate us, nor the fact that her visage is nothing but a selection of pixels on a screen made to resemble a cute anime girl, will keep me from her. My love for Ophelia Dusk, my wonderful, shining beacon of hope and happiness, shall bond us forevermore, and beyond into oblivion.

Emerson

god i want to fucking kill myself for that

-Light-

Oh god.

Pineapple

Kill me, this thread is cringe.

Hades

Please, take me first.

Camziez

By this is not a roleplay I meant people who roleplay as someone elses waifu doesnt need to come an react.

Camziez

And yeah, I definelty went overboard with this. And I apologize. But also, people are always going overboard. The waifu thing started as a meme in the anime community, but then people started making fanart and fanfiction about them, buying a bunch of merchandise of them, and licking their body pillows. NOW THAT IS OVERBOARD.

Kitagawa

- - - Do... do you know what a joke is? Also, I do stuff like that but you see - I do it in the privacy of my own home and only mention it to creep people out. I am an incredibly lonely and unloved man so I have to lie to myself to feel like fictional characters love me. Besides, we don't lick the body pillows. We hump them, akin to a dog. Get your facts straight. - - -

Soupicide

dibs on them all. waifus, husbandos, they're all mine.

Pancake_Knight

Soupicide gets it. He's got them all.

Camziez

@Kitagawa... yeah, you are right. @Soupicide you can't claim a waifu or husbando unless you say the waifu pledge. And you can only have one, so you're not stealing mai senpai! Baka!

Pastel_Chaos

I, Pastel_Chaos, pledge allegiance to Grimm from Hollow Knight, my husbando until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love him, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods, as a weeabo. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that he is fictional, will keep me from him. My love for Grimm shall bond us forevermore.

YahBoiTheDemiFiend

I, YahBoiTheDemiFiend, pledge allegiance to Dagda from SMTIVA, my husbando until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love him, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods, as a weeabo. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that he is fictional, will keep me from him. My love for Dagda shall bond us forevermore.

BonafideMonafide04

lol no I want Futaba too Too late she's mine

Camziez

But you didn't do the waifu pledge

-Light-

You said it was a joke and Kitagawa we definitely need a life.

Oneelover69

I have died of dysentery.

BonafideMonafide04

I already did I, BonafideMonafide04, pledge allegiance to Futaba Sakura from Persona 5, my waifu until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love her, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods, as a weeabo. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that she is fictional, will keep me from her. My love for Futaba shall bond us forevermore.

Camziez

Whoops didn't see that. You may kiss the bride. You said it was a joke and Kitagawa we definitely need a life.I d o n ' t k n o w w h a t I ' m d o i n g a n y m o r e .

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Camziez

Currently doing mementos, and I found a cREepY discovery. https://m.imgur.com/ZBvxYvi,SXkNRLe,f9o5ElK,F7tAB1d Isn't this a little familiar? [I tried to find an excuse to upload this, i just feel lile creeping people out today] Also in response to this he said"You are delusional" and while attacking,"Die!" :-;-;-;-;-;

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Stiovanni

I claim Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx as my waifu/wife

Camziez

Then say the waifu pledge!

Camziez

Also, I have a confession to say. I said that everything I was doing was a joke, just to avoid getting cold answers, but, it didn't work. I just feel self-concious that I genuinely love Yusuke and see him in my dreams. So this thread was a little exaggerated, but real. You might be thinking that I'm crazy, and I understand that. I'm sorry for lying to you all.

-Light-

You arenâ€™t wrong about the crazy thing.......

Oneelover69

Persona!! Maeiga![i]Target: Self I dunno you don't seem crazy. Though I might have to make you a calling card o3o jk

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Meian

I mean, I don't feel as if you should have to hide something like that. We're all aware of your fondness for Yusuke already. As for the crazy thing, I believe crazy is kinda a relative term and hard to gauge, especially since there's plenty of people who love fictional characters and in some cases to far worse extents than what I've seen of you. All in all, like what you like and don't be afraid to do you, well, as long as it's within the rules of course and you remember not to ignore the feelings of others.

InterNiko

i can't claim one because i have too many, this thread is fucking rigged

Kitagawa

- - - Honestly, it's not the fact that she loves a fictional man that makes this a bit weird. It's just... how serious she takes it. I love fictional guys as well. I am very delusional and am convinced that they love me. But I realize it is unhealthy. I don't take it so seriously... I realize that I have a severe problem with bonds, friendships or otherwise, and I am never convinced that anybody cares about me. Which is why, due to being starved of this feeling, I convince myself that fictional men care. - - -

Camziez

Yea, I tend to take things too seriously. And I also understand that loving fictional character is seriously unhealthy. @Meian thank you :)

Level_99_Ann

Eye, Ann, blege ellygenc 2 Ryooji from Persona 5, mei Ryooji entel de end uf tiome. I weil protecc, nuter, and luv hem, 4 et es mei doody tu stuy hunouable end catisfy de animeh guds, ass a weeabo. End lit et be noon dat nythur bed localyziation, nur sub-stunord Internet connuctions, nur de facc det hei is not reul, well kip mei frum heim. Meye luv 4 Ryooji shell boond us 4evrmur.

Oneelover69

To be honest, I hate the human race, but I have a handful of friends. I won't touch on why I hate the human race, but it is deserving of its own thread with a tl:dr

-Light-

Dude are you ok?

Camziez

How did no one claim Haru yet? *cough* -Light- now is your chance I am rooting for you *cough*

Sarinman

I, Sarinman, pledge allegiance to Cory Baxter from Cory In The House, my husbando until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love him, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods, as a lover of the anime god himself. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that he is real, will keep me from him. My love for Cory Baxter shall bond us forevermore.

Natsuki

I, Natsuki, pledge allegiance to Haru from Persona 5, my waifu until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love her, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods, as a weeabo. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that she is fictional, will keep me from her. My love for Haru shall bond us forevermore. Kill me plz.

-Light-

How did no one claim Haru yet? *cough* -Light- now is your chance I am rooting for you *cough* You said this was all a joke.

Camziez

I lied this is an extreme exaggeration post, so it is half a lie.

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Kokichi_Oma

Hey, I am the number one liar over here.

-Light-

Show me the trYUth.

TheHoodedGuru

I, TheHoodedGuru, pledge allegiance to Lucina from Fire Emblem Awakening, my waifu until the end of time. I will protect, nurture, and love het, for it is my duty to stay honorable and satisfy the anime gods as a weeabo. And let it be known that neither bad localization, nor sub-standard Internet connections, nor the fact that she is fictional, will keep me from her. My love for Lucina shall bond us forevermore. Godspeed Camziez, godspeed...