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Pipuu
Ok. Really 3rd page guys
Micah
Yes, 3 page
Kokichi_Oma
Message to Pineapple: I know you roast me because you love me. -Kokichi.
Micah
I feel immense pain, I was close
Pineapple
To quote one of my past Threads: Begone Thotkichi
Gin
This is still going?
Micah
Yes
Gin
This is suprising.
Micah
Guess so
elmco
so let me win now
Micah
Nah
Pineapple
Nope.
elmco
well fuck you guys then
Micah
That is not allowed mister >:(
elmco
i shall win
Pineapple
You are way to desperate
Sarinman
T H I R D P A G E
Psyche
one does not simply use strong language
Skechi-Akechi
Posting from the shitter again
elmco
You are way to desperatewrong too, loser gottem
Pipuu
Hello phellow gamers I’m eating a whole thing of cheeze-its
elmco
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, I WAS THIS CLOSE
(edited by elmco)
Pipuu
Haha
elmco
NOT HAHA STOP LET ME WIN OR IT WILL NEVER END
Eito
Not while my old ass still lives.
Pipuu
sorry
elmco
eito, you've been gone for a while
Eito
Yet I return, with the purpose of being a prick.
elmco
oh no
Eito
Oh yes.
elmco
i want to give up on this, as the stressure is immeasurable, but i want to win more
Eito
It's 1:20 AM.
elmco
you should sleep, for your own health and for mine
Eito
I've been living on 3 hours of sleep every day for a week. This won't stop me.
Not_Pipuu_alt
it’s gonna be like the person that wins joined the day before isn’t it
Micah
Reeee
Eito
Nah mate, you're not doing it right. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Leo_Orava
Hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeees Leo!
elmco
stay dead leo
Eito
Alright I give up. GG.
elmco
thank you, although i feel like you're lying
Micah
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREERRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
elmco
micah, stop let. me. WIN.
Pineapple
Just accept we won't let you, because it is mostly random who will win anyways-.
Natsuki
Queef, end this pls
Micah
She can't , only Mishima and the mods can.
elmco
so i gotta bribe mish?
Sarinman
Next time you see him on PMs, slide into his DMs and tell him "I'll donate $30 if you lock the last post wins thread next time I post..." Maybe add some V-Bucks in there just to be sure.
elmco
i've donated before, but my paypal's email has my full name which is kind of a problem on an anonymous forum
Sarinman
A small price to pay for P O W E R
elmco
FUCK OFF SARIN
Akechi_Kun
Let the one who partecipated in the biggest OG thread of this win. Yes that would be me. It would prove a point to the user you guys call Chad (Shaddy in my case), as he snatched the victory from my hands.
Bazinga
Bazinga
elmco
i'm really the only one who calls him chad
Pineapple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4 came here to curse this place
Micah
Sands
Pipuu
if Luna makes a post saying that this is over, would that mean Luna wins? hmmmmmm
Micah
🤔🤔🤔
elmco
question mark
Micah
Question time
Pipuu
It’s inquiry hour kids!
Micah
Hhhhhhh
elmco
h
Micah
hhhhhhhhhhh
Skechi-Akechi
I'm Satan by the way.
Micah
Satan number :0
Kokichi_Oma
It's a lie. Because I know Satan.
elmco
sicksicksicks
Micah
:00
elmco
stop micah don't make me get serious
Micah
Okin't D:
elmco
you...
Sarinman
Yeehaw
elmco
guys, seriously stop lemme win
Tot_Pop
Can you seriously think k of nothing better to say than “lemme win.” Talk about desperate man
elmco
you know i'm desperate. at least it's better than just saying "yeehaw" with no context
Sarinman
Waheey
Sarinman
I still talk on this thread purely to spite you
Tot_Pop
Same tbh, you’ve been doing a good job
elmco
god fucking dammit guys, why must you spite me so
Tot_Pop
It’s a totally rockin’ and pretty fun thing to do, dude.
Sarinman
Heeyaw
elmco
it's not even creative, like jfc
Pineapple
It's fun though
Tot_Pop
I’ll have you know I’ve been quite creative and varied in my spiting you. We’re not some half-dime gig here it’s some legit spite man
Queef
Do I win if I say its over? I still want this to be the longest post ever, longer than any RP thread and ongoing for the longest thread - all I know is its been over a month
Sarinman
The largest thread ever is like 11k posts from my knowledge. Somewhere around that number. It was a Leblanc ofc
Sarinman
https://im5.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-5-7123bb6b2f00.gif
Pipuu
Leaked footage of a persona 3 spinoff were you are a shadow. It’s also a dancing game.
Micah
:think:
elmco
what?
Sarinman
Rip, how did it manage to expire
elmco
what was it originally?
Sarinman
I'll send it to you in PMs
elmco
what in the god damn was that
Sarinman
something beautiful
elmco
no, it wasn't it was frightening
Natsuki
Hmmm, do I need to make a wiki article on this? :thonk:
Micah
Minecraft Hungergames was the original battle royal
Skechi-Akechi
Remember when Minecraft wasn't stale af?
Catn
Is this ever gonna end?
Micah
Probably not
Sarinman
We need to get it up to 4 pages. Let us obtain this bread gamers.
elmco
i'm split. i wanna win as soon as possible, but i do also want to get to 4 pages. what do i do?
Pineapple
Just don't.
elmco
don't what exist? i wish
Sarinman
thank you elmco, very cool !
Aldrick
post p5 depression is my favorite depression
Micah
Oof
Leo_Orava
Heeerees Leo, still.
Micah
:00
Leo_Orava
If I keep going, there won't be any doors to put holes in.
Queef
no, it wasn't it was frighteningwas it the scary man again? its okay muffled SARI HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP DOING THAT you hear a bang Hmmm, do I need to make a wiki article on this? :thonk: absolutely GUYS WE SHOULD MAKE THIS LAST TILL 2020....and then make a new one, for 2020
Pipuu
GUYS WE SHOULD MAKE THIS LAST TILL 2020....and then make a new one, for 2020 Or make it last forever and keep making new ones
Micah
:thonk:
Sarinman
Why am I being ABUSED
elmco
ugh, i wish my family would die sometimes
Micah
Woah
elmco
yeah, my lil sis was being a bitch, but it's all good now
Gin
Still wanna win this thing, huh Elm?
Micah
Fight time
elmco
Still wanna win this thing, huh Elm?you fucking bet i do
Micah
Let's be real, chad is gonna win again.
elmco
nah, i'm not giving up
Micah
Me too
elmco
wow, very original can't you say something useful or meaningful in your post, not just "me too"? smh
Micah
Okay then
elmco
my god micah
Micah
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
Queef
I was logging in so i could reply to this and nearly put oh my god as my password but omg that would be amazing if true
Queef
Let's be real, chad is gonna win again. oi i won last time
Micah
Oh.
elmco
stop fucking doing this, i can't be on very often, so mods plz don't lock thread
Sarinman
Nah
elmco
why i sthis the only thread people update after i say things, like god fdammit
Pineapple
Because we had to do it to ya.
Sarinman
We do it because we care
elmco
yeah right you care why would you do this you are causing me physical pain
Sarinman
You'r welcome.
elmco
YOU FORGOT THE 'E'
Sarinman
I mean't to do that
elmco
i swear to god, someday i'll get you back for this
Pineapple
I smell salt in the air.
elmco
yes, my blood is boiling with salt
Sarinman
cal'm down
Pineapple
Yummy.
elmco
ew, what
Kokichi_Oma
Nishishi. Salty Blood sounds great.
Sarinman
I've heard of salty tears, but never Salty Blood. Is that what happens to you after you lose a Last Post Wins thread?
Nelo
Oh my. Three pages of this---
Sarinman
It's just 3 pages of us telling Elm he can't win. But can we get it to 4?
egull
By the power of the gamers I command this thread to stop
Pipuu
We must destroy elm. Only then it can stop
moebius
so you're sayin' as long as Elm isn't the last one to post its fine? Sweet
Pipuu
Wiki quote “Elm tries very hard to win, so much so that many other users have continued to post despite lacking interest in the thread purely to spite him.”
moebius
dear lord, now we have two active wikis with different information. Still better than the Madoka 4, but can we just like, condense them?
Leo_Orava
<o>_<o> whomst post next is the big ded
Sarinman
haha yes
Micah
Nani
Alex_Liang
Le sneak
moebius
sshhhhush. Quiet
Micah
Smh
gull
if you're reading this it's too late
Catn
Pipuu, you have all my respect for using that pfp. That anime is one of my favorites
elmco
Nishishi. Salty Blood sounds great.melty blood?
Kokichi_Oma
Any blood is fine really.
elmco
i'm genuinely upset you didn't get my reference
Sarinman
Elmco gets upset on this thread part #767
elmco
fuck the shut up
Pineapple
Maybe if you get calmer. Oh right that never happens.
elmco
i love my dog
Kokichi_Oma
No one cares.
elmco
how rude i was trying to lighten the mood, thank you very much
moebius
OwO tryin’ to “lighten the mood” I get it *wink wink* But please not your dog, that’s weird >_<
Kokichi_Oma
You do know who you are talking to. Although everything you know could be a
elmco
OwO tryin’ to “lighten the mood” I get it *wink wink* But please not your dog, that’s weird >_<i don't even want to understand what you're talking about
moebius
I’m saying don’t be a furry, it’s not that complicated -_-
Mono
Bad Thread /s
elmco
no, you're correct mono this has spiraled
Sarinman
Bad post OP
moebius
You’re right, we should just leave it at this
elmco
yeah, let's just leave it
Kokichi_Oma
UwU
moebius
Welp, Elm has to ruin it again. Good job guys
elmco
who even are you what do you know about me
Sarinman
Elm gay lM o A
moebius
I’m someone who can read, that’s all you need to know
elmco
what
Kokichi_Oma
You are pretty shallow tbh
Micah
Wha
Sarinman
Shallow, more like Short
Micah
I haven't seen my mom for 2 days
Kokichi_Oma
Shallow, more like Short GOTTEM!
Pipuu
I haven't seen my mom for 2 days Wait what
Micah
I haven't seen my mom for 2 days Wait what She is back, after 3 days in the hospital.
Pipuu
Oooooooh
Micah
She is doing well now
Pipuu
That’s good to hear
(edited by Pipuu)
Garden_of_Rosie
Post #800. The Nintendo Direct is going down right now, by the way.
Pipuu
How fun I’m not even gonna watch it
Garden_of_Rosie
I'm gonna make a post about it once it's done, then move onto my homework lol
elmco
I haven't seen my mom for 2 days Wait what She is back, after 3 days in the hospital. way to drop that bombshell
Micah
Oof
elmco
what do you mean "oof" you're pretty dense on the occasion
Micah
Didn't help i didn't get much info, couldn't visit her either.
elmco
That’s really sad I hope she gets better
Micah
Luckily she is doing fine now, I missed her tbh
elmco
that's good oh god oh fuck i really wanna win but doomsday is fast approaching
Tot_Pop
you do realize we won't actually have a winner until a week after the last post right? There's literally no way for you to know
elmco
I know, but I can dream!
Tot_Pop
Suit yourself dude, people can totally dream whatever stuff they want. That's what dreamin's all about, gettin' to see things that'll never happen
Micah
Again, claim you tried your best, elm.
Gin
If Elm leaves, this thread can finally die yeah?
Micah
But we will too :( nah I'll keep it alive, I have no life
elmco
Suit yourself dude, people can totally dream whatever stuff they want. That's what dreamin's all about, gettin' to see things that'll never happenthat hit hard
Pineapple
Hopes are crushed today
Sarinman
10 Saddest Moments in Phansite History Number 19: Elmco fucking dies
Natsuki
Oof, no worries, I'll win for elmco umu
Micah
The only chocolate I will receive will be from Isabelle
Tot_Pop
Ok, but does Animal Crossing let you keep a cat from eating dangerous chocolates? Didn’t think so.
Micah
True
elmco
I’M (temporarily) BACK BITCHES
Micah
:D!
elmco
so let me win
Tot_Pop
you still wouldn't be able to win even if we did absolutely nothing because it takes over a week to lock and you have until tuesday dude, so if you could at least say somethin' that'd be great
elmco
AAAAAAAAAA THIS HARSH TRUTH PAINS ME AAAAAAAAAA
Micah
I'll do it for you man
elmco
NOT YET I'M STILL HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER
Micah
Ah kk
Pipuu
Rip elmco
Micah
He's not dead, but rip
(edited by Micah)
elmco
don't kill me off just yet, i still have a few days
Micah
True
Lord_Orochi
Entropy will always triumph.
Micah
A what
Lord_Orochi
Entropy - lack of order or predictability; gradual decline into disorder. (another one for Entropy) Entropy - a thermodynamic quantity representing the unavailability of a system's thermal energy for conversion into mechanical work, often interpreted as the degree of disorder or randomness in the system.
Lord_Orochi
So in other words lack of order (or predictability) will always triumph.
(edited by Lord_Orochi)
Micah
Oh ty
Lord_Orochi
Your welcome
Micah
I like apples
Lord_Orochi
I like to fight great warriors. So that one warrior can defeat me and put me into a eternal slumber once more
Micah
Huh
Lord_Orochi
It's either that or me destroying the world
Micah
Ah ok
Lord_Orochi
yep...
Lord_Orochi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBIsVQUgnus here listen to my theme in Warriors Orochi 4
Micah
Soo uh
Lord_Orochi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMk-HPBF6Mw this is funny
elmco
what the fuck happened to this thread while i was gone
moebius
Lord Orochi
Micah
Idk Elm
elmco
that doesn't explain anything
moebius
It explained everything
elmco
no, it didn't
Micah
:hugethink:
elmco
why don't y'all just stop
Lord_Orochi
Your unprecedented destruction was delightful to witness
Micah
The last posts threads are just #generals
moebius
Except people actually post in it
Micah
True
elmco
ouch for the generals out there
Micah
^^^
Lord_Orochi
Come and challenge me. Show me you are worthy. (Just doing some quotes from Orochi from Warriors Orochi)
Micah
Oh.
elmco
shout out to skech also on the potty rn
Alma_Faust
Thank you Elm for that unneeded information
elmco
ah, thank you alma for posting on the wrong alt
Alma_Faust
I did it on purpose, too lazy tbh
elmco
then you'd be fine with me revealing your true identity?
Micah
Boop
elmco
rawr xd *nuzzles you*
Micah
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
elmco
don't you "reeee" me michan
Micah
reeee
elmco
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Micah
"don't you "reeee" me michan"
Skechi-Akechi
Unf
Pipuu
Unf Agreed
Skechi-Akechi
Do you ever just...like...hope it gets worse?
Micah
Wh.
Skechi-Akechi
Like...when something bad happens and the newspeople drool all over it...do you ever just hope it get worse?
elmco
like my basement flooding, which is a thing that is happening right now
Skechi-Akechi
No no no, not that! I mean stuff that's beyond your control, like politics or natural disasters. Also R.I.P Elm's basement.
Micah
Rip
Chad_of_Gear
lmao who
Micah
????
elmco
like that amber alert about a child getting kidnapped, and then they say "oh yeah, we take that back, we found the child", but then it turns out the police found the child dead?
Scarletone
Damn ok this got kinda dark
Micah
I legit got sad when i found out
elmco
happy february 18th, woohoo!
Micah
Anime girl's birthday, elm?
Scarletone
Oh wow, I forgot today was Presidents Day. I guess it makes sense that there was no school then.
Micah
...it is?
Scarletone
Yeah lol
Micah
Oof
Scarletone
Basically. I don't even get why it's a holiday tho. Just another drinking day I guess
elmco
oh yeah, hbd hibari
Micah
Ah kk
Scarletone
Woo 900 posts
elmco
oh nice page 4