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Tot_Pop
And Second page unlocked. Totally Rockin’
Garden_of_Rosie
Shit, someone beat me at being first on the second page. In other news, I made a brother and stepsister for my other OC.
elmco
Swiggity swooshes Elmco now losesnot so fast, hater
Tot_Pop
are you sure about that?
elmco
im as sure about winning as i am about being gay for my italian boyfriend
Tot_Pop
Weirdest way to say you're straight but ok dude
elmco
upupu
Tot_Pop
ah come on man, I'm sure you've got more than like, just making random noises. That'd be totally lame
elmco
you know what, my creativity isn't unlimited you know
Tot_Pop
I ain't askin' for much. Just try to think of somethin' rockin' next time cool?
Alex_Liang
Do you find me humerus?
elmco
Bazinga.
Alex_Liang
Because without it, I'm unarmed.
Tot_Pop
Nah nah nah, you're BOTH doin' it all wrong, lame puns? Catchphrases? How's that supposed to get anyone's blood pumpin' you know?
elmco
why did the chicken cross the road? it was done with life
Alex_Liang
What do you say to skeletal remains? "Wow, you got boned."
elmco
what's with you and skeleton jokes
Negi_Springfield
Maybe he's feeling... bonely.
Rom_Dolos
With this many skeleton jokes, it might really marrow down the competition.
elmco
and of course, the obligatory i've got a bone to pick with you guys
Alex_Liang
Heh the whole thing went stiff.
(edited by Alex_Liang)
elmco
uh... femur
Alex_Liang
*Rattled*
elmco
spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine their shrieking skulls will shock you soul and seal your doom tonight
(edited by elmco)
Rom_Dolos
Spooky scary skeletons speak with such a screech You'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombies shriek
elmco
we're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood you only want to socialize b u t i d o n ' t t h i n k w e s h o u l d
Alex_Liang
Sigh
elmco
don't you sigh at me, young man
Tot_Pop
Hoo boy, could use a vent somewhere and this seems like as good a place as any. So I’ll drop the rockin’ Attitude and get real for a bit So as most of you peeps are probably unaware my job IRL is working as a personal shopper at a grocery store, basically walkin’ up and down the place to find goods so customers don’t have to do it themselves. Well we got a new rule laid down where if we can’t find an item on the shelves we’ve gotta take the issue up with one of the peeps rockin’ the department in question. We ask them if they know where/if we have the item, and we’re both supposed to check out back to confirm. If it’s a no-show we have to write down the item description, date, and the name of the dude who gave the assist. Sounds alright on paper, but the problem’s that on any busy day, like today, it adds a major slowdown that only serves a purpose if we find the junk. My coworker Deandre summed it up pretty well. “We just spent 15 minutes on the bushiest day of the week so I could tell you to do what you were going to do anyways.”
MonoShadow
Coworkers are lame, enslave your kids
elmco
That what kids are for
MonoShadow
Shut up, go back to the dead zone
Tot_Pop
Nah, coworkers can be pretty rockin’. It’s the management that’s totally bogus
elmco
*****bazinga*****
Garden_of_Rosie
Happy birthday to me Seriously tho, it’s my birthday
elmco
man, if only nekos were real, and were purchasable at a reasonable price
Jack_King
Gee. I wonder if it's someones Birthday today. I mean, it's not like someone made a thread for attention just cause of it or somethin.
SHDW_WIZ
I claim this last post in the name of the shadow thieves!
neptune-chan
lmao ain't nobody care about yo birthday Happy Birthday!
neptune-chan
Is the shadow thieves one person
neptune-chan
Woah way uncalled for
neptune-chan
Lmao at least you got rid of it😅
neptune-chan
Shadow thieves confirmed problematic 😂
Tot_Pop
Uh dude, you do know that like, you only need the one to win right? No need for 32 in a row or whatever
The_Shadow_Thieves
I require last posts, jon
elmco
no, garfunkel
Alex_Liang
*Slides back in*
Neo_alt
*slides backer in*
Tot_Pop
*slide rock in*
elmco
*chacha slides*
Micah
Apples
neptune-chan
Uh dude, you do know that like, you only need the one to win right? No need for 32 in a row or whatever uh dude you know that like, maybe the posts I was responding to might've been deleted or whatever
Alex_Liang
*sneak*
neptune-chan
*observes due to high perception stat*
(edited by neptune-chan)
elmco
its mario time
Space_Cat
LETSA GO
Queef
WTF IM NOT HERE FOR LIKE 8 DAYS AND IT BLOWS OVER 300????? THE ONLY REASON I CAME WAS BECAUSE OF MISH (again) WHO SENT ME SMTH ALARMING (will comment on it if i find it k thx and ily guysssss mwah)
Queef
so uhh turns out mastermind mish deleted that shit yo and now im waiting for approval. await further entries in my amazing diary
elmco
At McDonald’s rn
Coughy
My birthday is in less than a month and i'm gonna get a skirt and a bunch of clothes and shit so my years going good, also no, no resolutions
Flareon
Eww clothes.
egull
Swiggity Swooty I won the thread booty. Sup Cough
(edited by egull)
Coughy
Eww clothes. what's wrong with clothes?
Reperzel
Eww clothes. what's wrong with clothes? I haven't put on clothes in forever me amigo.
egull
Eww clothes. what's wrong with clothes? I haven't put on clothes in forever me amigo. Kamoshida approves
Flareon
Eww clothes. what's wrong with clothes? I haven't put on clothes in forever me amigo. Kamoshida approves You fool. You'll summon him.
Reperzel
I mean im a 7'3 snake centipede hybrid. So yeet
Queef
In real life? I fail to see how you're typing and yo elm, how's Mccy D's
Reperzel
I may or may not be one. But im not a furry I swear.
Queef
i have no words
Reperzel
i have no words But those are words you are speaking, nani
elmco
In real life? I fail to see how you're typing and yo elm, how's Mccy D'soverpriced yet cheap as per usual im lovin it
Alex_Liang
Still here.
elmco
go away leo
Catn
This is still goin? Wow
Micah
Man I sure love comfy clothes
Alex_Liang
STILL. HERE.
elmco
AAAAAAAAAH GOOO AWAAAAAY
filthyllama
Woah it's been awhile
elmco
ok cool
filthyllama
Thx I guess
Pineapple
Just here to appreciate every Fire Emblem player, may it be casual or Elitist. As Long as it's not the I only came for Waifus player .
(edited by Pineapple)
filthyllama
I'm the "Only play for Hector" player And Eliwood, Nino, and Lucius. Can't forget Quan as well
(edited by filthyllama)
elmco
i don't play FE
filthyllama
Dang that's the sad, but at least you can escape the fanbase and their hate for milking cows, flat time travellers, and thigh goddesses. It's not so bad when you ignore that.
elmco
huh i don't wanna go super far back to play an FE game, so i'm just waiting for three houses and might give that one a try
filthyllama
Fair enough. Haven't heard much about the game, tho.
elmco
me neither, but i'm usually taking my switch with me, so i'd probably put the most amount of time into it, rather than on my 2ds xl which i dont use very often
Pineapple
Hector is a acceptable reason
elmco
life sucks
Catn
Big Facts
Queef
Can't forget Quan as well Dont you mean..Queef?
(edited by Queef)
Queef
Whoever asked, damn right its still going! And Elm, how can it be overpriced AND cheap? lmao tbh i got a mcflurry the other day, yeah, thats it..im broke ok...
elmco
i wish i could forget queef And Elm, how can it be overpriced AND cheap? lmao tbh i got a mcflurry the other day, yeah, thats it..im broke ok...price is high, quality of food is low
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Sarinman
Rip, me reading the old threads made me miss the FE chat. As a firm Came For Gameplay FE player, Fates is the main game I play nowadays. It's got great gameplay, just gotta skip the story.
Alex_Liang
I haven't gone to a McDonald's in months, going on a year.
(edited by Alex_Liang)
elmco
congrats i guess
Pineapple
Rip, me reading the old threads made me miss the FE chat. As a firm Came For Gameplay FE player, Fates is the main game I play nowadays. It's got great gameplay, just gotta skip the story. I agree, even with my Icon, maybe because I still find Takumi to be precious, but yeah just skip the story, I agree.
Izziel_Baksai
What the heck is going on here??
elmco
a fun and rockin time
Sarinman
In my first Rev playthrough, I named my character "Cornthal" because Yuri Lowenthal's Corn voice is the only acceptable Corn voice. Then I proceeded to make everyone extremely powerful, and got a streetpass Jakob who has a bunch of skills for Nohrian Trust, combined that with Hoshidian Unity and Quixotic + Aether, my Corn was able to ORKO the final boss of the game on hard. Rev 2 ez.
Chad_of_Gear
The thing happening here is me rocking everyone's shit and WINNING THIS THREAD
elmco
children of the corn is a pretty good short story
Skechi-Akechi
Guess where I am~
Sarinman
Wouldn't the real strat to winning one of these is bribing a mod to lock the thread after you've posted the last message?
solitonmedic
Meep
elmco
Guess where I am~in the cornfields of Gatlin, NE?
Micah
Hell?
elmco
did anyone get my reference/joke Joker: I did
(edited by Joker)
elmco
ah, thank you jokermod also, i did not know mods could edit comments, so that's a thing
Joker
ah, thank you jokermod also, i did not know mods could edit comments, so that's a thing I'm the leader of the Phantom Thieves. Doing unconventional things is kinda our thing.
(edited by Joker)
Kokichi_Oma
Nishishi, that would be a Power to abuse.
elmco
I'm the leader of the Phantom Thieves. Doing unconventional things is kinda our thing. even breaking your own rules? Rule 11: "Do not use quotes when they are unnecessary. Quoting whole post directly above you is not helping anyone and makes forum less readable." gotcha there, bud
(edited by elmco)
Factory_Desco
Name a time Joker ever followed the rules.
elmco
every other time
Factory_Desco
The site disallows porn but he's basically a hentai protag
elmco
i never thought of it that way...
Joker
Heh.
elmco
so you acknowledge it, you hypocrite
Sarinman
Rip, I got disconnected from the live feed and can't load PMs. Phorum still works fine though.
elmco
Sad day when the polish man can’t website
Joker
I acknowledge that I found that post humorous.
Queef
let the polish man be, you filthy cretins !!
elmco
the polish man must pay for his sins
Micah
Wh :(
elmco
pole man must suffer
Poland
Shake my head
Skechi-Akechi
*dabs*
elmco
don't you dab, skech
Skechi-Akechi
Fuckin' stop me, you wimpy weeb
Sarinman
Cease thy dabbing skech or I'll make you an enemy of the info wars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj5ec0pS1XI
Skechi-Akechi
Alex Jones' power is as strong as his libido: not very Also when he runs he looks like a potato with legs
Sarinman
He WADDLES with POWER
Skechi-Akechi
Floppy, impotent, unsatisfying power.
elmco
alex jones is overrated
Alex_Liang
Sounds like a pro wrestler
elmco
i'm a pro wrestler
Kokichi_Oma
DO THE HUSTLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj23_nDFSfE
elmco
Do do do do dododo do do Do do do dodo dodo do do Do do do do dododo do do Do do do dodo dodo do do D O T H E H U S T L E
Micah
In more news, America is gonna die. The cold man, we gonna get snow.
(edited by Micah)
elmco
Really? The cold is fuckin normal everywhere else
Micah
I guess it is stupid, but we are gonna get 8-11 inches i think.
(edited by Micah)
neptune-chan
Have you guys seen the question page recently, shit's messed up
Micah
No?
ADK
>we gonna get snow >8-11 inches *laughs in texan*
Micah
>we gonna get snow >8-11 inches *laughs in texan* Know what? You right Update: Where is the bad weather? I'm scared.
(edited by Micah)
elmco
I wish we got 8-11 inches. We’re getting less and less snow every year, which makes me really sad as a skier.
Kokichi_Oma
Who needs snow when you can have a soap party.
elmco
bubbles are good
Voidwalker_Geist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2efniAndHY
Rom_Dolos
...Good to know
elmco
Knowledge is power after all
Pineapple
People always wanna touch my haif. Please help me.
elmco
your haif? what is a haif
Micah
Wh.
elmco
exactly
Catn
This thread is a mess
Natsuki
https://cdn130.picsart.com/260458542025212.png?r1024x1024
elmco
no nat, don't do it
Natsuki
I'm gonna say the n-word too, be prepared bois and grils
elmco
MRS OBAMA, GET DOWN
Natsuki
Inhales N'wah
elmco
nit'sfreerealestate
Micah
Norway
Natsuki
Oh no, not that word
elmco
ok guys, seriously, stop let me win
Micah
Nah
Skechi-Akechi
Nutsucky
elmco
you fuckers i swear to lord satan
Micah
You better swear
elmco
fuck
Micah
Good
elmco
stop talking
Micah
No.
elmco
you little... why I oughta...
Skechi-Akechi
I'm posting this from my toilet
Micah
God i wish that was me
elmco
guys, seriously lemme win
Sarinman
The true winners here are the ones who just don't post on this thread at all
Micah
:bigthink:
Skechi-Akechi
Totally awesome, dude!
elmco
The true winners here are the ones who just don't post on this thread at allWhich makes you Tonight's Biggest Loser!! [airhorns]
Skechi-Akechi
Radical!
Sarinman
Now this is epic'nt
Skechi-Akechi
🅱️reaking News: Alex Jones discovers cure for Ligma while battling gay frogs.
(edited by Skechi-Akechi)
elmco
[pouring chemicals into the water to turn the freakin frogs gay] wait what?
Sarinman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z61W-ZkmYtU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Skechi-Akechi
Can we just like.....quietly euthanize him? We really don't need him at all.
Sarinman
Alex Jones is the most important person in today's society. Why would we want him gone. He was there to scream at the piece of turd in the road when nobody else could.
elmco
alex jones is actually god, but he disguises himself by doing the dumbest shit
Not-Sarinmans-Alt
Hey lads can we get this thread to at least 3 pages before it dies? We can't have it being so close (109 posts is close alright) and not be there
elmco
fuck off, let me win
Micah
Nah
ElmTully
yeh
elmco
yeh
Micah
Hey
Alex_Liang
And I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee, freeeee fallin'
Micah
Boi
Skechi-Akechi
Gril
Micah
Hat
Peter_Parker
And I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee, freeeee fallin' Ah, I see you too like tall buildings so you can leap off of em.
elmco
get disintegrated Beter Barker
Micah
Feck
elmco
feck yourself mikael
Micah
that is selfcest, mco
elmco
definitely not what it's called, but good try
Micah
Guess I'll die
elmco
notch
O_hare
Let it die, let it die, so I can get the last post!
Bazinga
Not so fast
elmco
i'm young sheldon, and you're watching the disney channel bazinga
Bazinga
How dare you assume that Young Sheldon would ever go on such a low IQ channel?! Young sheldon has a brain more powerful than even Walt Disney himself. Never assume something that your casual mind could ever figure out, such as why Sheldon actually was the real creator of RIck And Morty.
B A Z I N G A
SPRT_PROF
The Spirit Stealers have stolen the last post.
SHDW_Shapiro
The Shadow Thieves have shadowed(?) the last post. Listen, I don't know why I even joined. I should have gotten on that public account stuff before it died.
elmco
is it just me or has the phansite become a steaming pile of cancer?
Micah
_______ \ • • \ | <> | / _ / ---------- I guess so...
Skechi-Akechi
Guess who's on the toilet again~?
Rom_Dolos
Times have changed since 2017 on the phansite
Micah
Truth
Natsuki
Big truth~
elmco
Times have changed since 2017 on the phansite i mean, i came mid 2018 and it wasn't that bad. i will always hang my head in shame knowing that i missed the epic gen 1 phansite crew, but oh well. but all of the sudden, like late 2018 and now 2019, a lot of really cringey alts/accts have appeared and it's kind of pissing me off. there are memers who can make a good joke, like Sarin for example, and then there are a lot of cringey shitposters who appeared either impersonating some kind of meme, or trying to revive a dead one. it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, but i still find myself getting more and more pissed off whenever i log in to the phansite and see some of those comments. it makes me want to leave, which pisses me off more than anything. i mean, you can ignore me, i don't want to be some guy that stops people from doing what they want, and like 95% of this is in my head, but just wanted to state my feelings on this.
Micah
I think I was here since..oof idk. But it was active and p chill. Some drama here and there though. Edit: June 26th 2017
(edited by Micah)
Rom_Dolos
I mean, it's understandable to think what you're thinking. 2018 wasn't that bad of a year. It just seems like it's getting a bit less active than before. Sure, there might be renewed interest in Persona with the dancing games and the IPs Atlus registered, but that's just the feeling I'm getting.
Mementos4all
Mmmmmm I'm in my bed
elmco
just remembered this is a last post wins so i can't leave it there
Rom_Dolos
Oof
elmco
don't you "oof" me
Rom_Dolos
Don’t you “don’t you “oof” me” me
Micah
Oog
elmco
don't you "don't you "don't you "oof" me" me" me and don't oog me either
Rom_Dolos
Don’t you start a chain that will inevitably become long enough that the mods will actually have to close the thread at me
elmco
that's genius
Rom_Dolos
Outstanding move
elmco
it ain't much, but it's honest work
Rom_Dolos
Can’t argue with that. If that does happen, you gotta pay me royalties, however
elmco
nah man, i'm jewish, i can't even spare a cent
Rom_Dolos
Dude, me too
Chad_of_Gear
Wow, I finally understand why the mods hate these threads now m e t a
Micah
Ooof
Rom_Dolos
Fair enough
elmco
Life isn’t fair
Pineapple
A Fairy is though.
Sarinman
W o a h someone thinks my sorry excuse of a sense of humor is actually funny?
elmco
occasionally
Micah
Nani
MonoShadow
Hey everyone, kill your friends and become sad
Micah
I'm already sad, chad
elmco
sad is chad
Rom_Dolos
I have no friends, though
elmco
i'll be your friend lol jk no i won't only losers have no friends, and i ain't gonna be friends with a loser
Rom_Dolos
But if you become friends with me, I'll have one friend, which means I'm not a loser anymore. Therefore, you won't be friends with a loser
Sarinman
I'd willingly kill my friends for that sad juice.
Micah
https://66.media.tumblr.com/70d7f383a9e8ff073b3399a9f50bbeb6/tumblr_pew5plBQH61tayp7qo1_500.png thanks tumblr
elmco
But if you become friends with me, I'll have one friend, which means I'm not a loser anymore. Therefore, you won't be friends with a loseroh fuck you’re right
Kokichi_Oma
Get out of here Korekiyo. Incest is not allowed here.
elmco
kekyo singucci best incester
KensukeKurosaki
*dAb*
elmco
don't
Kokichi_Oma
Great, now I have to commit Sudoku .
Sarinman
Woah, is the dream of getting a non RP thread up to 3 pages actually going to be a reality?
elmco
quite possibly so
Queef
im 4 days late but epm i low key agree with your post abt memes also this shit is still going? lets shoot for longest living thread ever also my kh3 copy came early, on saturday. its fuckin good ily all and xemnas has a gooood voice never forget bois
Sarinman
the dream is only 37 posts away. Let's get this bread gamers.
elmco
no, i must win this now
Sarinman
You can win when we get to 3 pages, now get to posting.
Queef
make this the longest thread ever k thx
elmco
i'm holding you to your word, sarin
Sarinman
I'll stop posting after the 3rd page, idk about the others.
elmco
ok, so i just gotta keep up with the thread, and once we hit the third page, bury it in a bunch of other threads
Queef
nah
elmco
yeh
egull
soup Despacito is a good song
BigChungus
Kill me
egull
me too
Micah
I mean
elmco
i want die but only on mondays and tuesdays
Alma_Faust
Mood
elmco
omg it's alma faust ultimate paranormal investigator what are you doing here
Pipuu
How long is this post gonna go is it gonna stretch to the depths of hell
elmco
well sarin wants to get it to page 3, the first non-RP to make it to the third page (i think) so we're getting there, and then i'm gonna win
Sarinman
I mean, there's been other non RP threads that got to 3 pages (just a couple in the old threads, and maybe one other Last Post Wins thread since I came here, but I don't know) but it's been too long since we last got one up to that point.
Micah
:think:
elmco
let's do it then, for the phansite
Leo_Orava
O.K.
Micah
Yeetus
Pipuu
Pretty close to the end
Sarinman
Lets get this bread gamers
elmco
let's gamers this get, bread
Pipuu
Gamers let’s this bread get
ElmTully
bread this let's gamers, get
Alma_Faust
L-lets G-get B-bthis T-tbread
Sarinman
^They know what's up
Micah
Oh, no posts for 2 days? Welp, time to break it
elmco
thanks micah, i didn't even notice i was going to lose
Pineapple
I will burn my BREADDDDDDD!
Pipuu
Babybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybaby
Micah
thanks micah, i didn't even notice i was going to lose No prob, bob
Pipuu
Are we even trying to win or are we just trying to get elmo to win
Pipuu
*Elmco whoops
Pipuu
3rd page guys