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elmco
or, almost at least ok there we go
(edited by elmco)
Micah
Heck yeah
elmco
why is this thread so long my doomsday is tomorrow can't you stop posting out of the kindness of your heart? P.S. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dzt3HW1WkAI7Y_L.jpg:large
Scarletone
The name of the game is how many pages can we make this thread
Micah
Rip Elm
Scarletone
I almost feel bad for Elm not being able to win this thread
Micah
Same
elmco
if you feel bad stop posting
Scarletone
n e v e r
Micah
Meep
Sarinman
owo notices ur 4th page
Micah
Ye.
elmco
*pounces on you*
Scarletone
*cries* https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PHKc-YXVBhM
(edited by Scarletone)
Natsuki
Here's a high quality meme coughs https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405560010148544522/547299847812939796/FB_IMG_1538446264601.jpg
Queef
The name of the game is how many pages can we make this thread That..gives me a new idea..
Queef
yeah right you care why would you do this you are causing me physical pain now you understand how I used to feel when the dumb people in the secreft phansite association would say owo and XD Note: every time i come back to this thread I have to read up on it again and considering that was like 9 days this time, there was a lot. So we goin' far lads, I love you
Skechi-Akechi
Go do your homework, elm.
Pipuu
I ate cereal for breakfast
Micah
Nice
elmco
Go do your homework, elm.no, you can't make me but my parents can, and will
Pipuu
Nice Thank you
Micah
Go do your homework, elm.no, you can't make me but my parents can, and will Oof
elmco
This is prob my last message Buhbye
Micah
D...:
Pipuu
cri
Micah
Chip time
Scarletone
bye elm............
Micah
Wait, nvm, he ok until tomorrow I think
Tot_Pop
Eh, it’s not like je’s Actually dead or anything, just gotta get caught up on stuff he was skippin’ to slack around here. Way I see it it’s pretty much right
Micah
U right
elmco
Eh, it’s not like je’s Actually dead or anything, just gotta get caught up on stuff he was skippin’ to slack around here. Way I see it it’s pretty much rightyou are very right, but also I might’ve figured out a way to prevent the apocalypse, but you’ll have to stay tuned Edit: it’s kind of breaking the law, and if I get caught I could get suspended, but fuck it
(edited by elmco)
Micah
Elm I'm concerned, what are you doing
Micah
ELM NO
Tot_Pop
Or you could also just, y’know, do your job. That’s also a cool option
Micah
hhhh
Scarletone
Elm I'm with Micah on this one. I'm concerned
elmco
If you haven’t noticed, I’m one of those people that put effort into avoiding things that require effort
Micah
True..
Tot_Pop
Yare yare daze
Micah
???
elmco
ok, so, plan is working out i just gotta wait for my backup laptop (which i am using rn) to get higher than 3% once it's charged enough, the mission will begin
Pineapple
I am also concerned.
Micah
It worked..?
elmco
MISSION PROBABLY SUCCESS WERE IN THE FINAL STAGES NOW BOISENGURLS
Skechi-Akechi
Elm why are you still here?
elmco
Ouch Because I’m tryna pull a sneaky on my parents to prevent doomsday
Skechi-Akechi
Parents can tell when you try to pull shit on them. Don't push your luck.
Micah
^^^
elmco
Trust me, I’ve known my parents long enough to know how to successfully pull one over on them
Pineapple
Just don't die.
Micah
No death
Pipuu
No die allowed
Micah
I agree
Scarletone
Elm what exactly are you trying to do?
Micah
I think he got in trouble
Scarletone
oof
Micah
Idk for sure but ya know.
elmco
welp, i think i can call it a success
Micah
Ah ok
elmco
yeehaw cowboy
Pineapple
Meow
Good_Boi_Koromaru
Bark
Sarinman
Bjork
elmco
baby bjorn
Sarinman
:b:aby :b:elmo
elmco
belissimo
Sarinman
:b:ellsprout
elmco
baby bellsproutimo
Garden_of_Rosie
But you gotta admit, Yeetus Vanitas was pretty fucking funny when it happened.
Sarinman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oay01CYoeVg
Micah
Nani
elmco
sarin, you really need help
Micah
I agree
Scarletone
W H Y
Alma_Faust
hhh
InterNiko
Last Post Wins is, without a doube, the worst thing to have happened to this site. And its resurgence is no doubt part of why we suffered such a dearth of RP.
Tot_Pop
Elmco is, without a doube, the worst thing to have happened to this site. And its resurgence is no doubt part of why we suffered such a dearth of RP.Fixed it for ya :D
InterNiko
Tot_Pop is, without a doube, the worst thing to have happened to this site. And its resurgence is no doubt part of why we suffered such a dearth of RP. i fixed it again
Tot_Pop
You win this one, friend
Micah
No bully >:'((((
Sarinman
The death of the RP is a great thing if you ask me
corbin
We can revived the RP
Sarinman
n o m o r e r p
Tot_Pop
nono, its not "Death" its "Dearth", get with the times Sauron, man
Sarinman
The theread is teh dearth of arr pee wich is a grate thign if u axe me
Micah
I have no life
Jaguar_Warrior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6lRHPpBMiQ
Micah
Wait are you actually chad?
Tot_Pop
aren't we like, all total chads on the inside dude?
Micah
I dunno maybe we are all Chad's at something
Tot_Pop
I know I'd @ Chad anyday
Micah
*flashbacks*
Garden_of_Rosie
We’re about to break 1k posts, and this has been going on for two months lol
Micah
Godammit, I was so close :(
Voidwalker_Geist
This seems oddly familiar right? HMMMMMMMM
urielseptim
im hungry
Pancake_Knight
oh fuck
urielseptim
i want a hoagie
Lord_Orochi
Entropy will always triumph.
Chad_of_Gear
The virgin elmco VS The Chad Gear
Tot_Pop
Great, can I just vote for no one then?
elmco
what the fuck why hasn't this died yet
Lord_Orochi
Since Entropy will always triumph. lack of order or predictability; gradual decline into disorder.
Tot_Pop
Yeah, what the black dude said. Something something more chaos Rockin’
Micah
Skeknanannananbwnenennendb hhh
elmco
welp, micah just had a stroke so they're down for the count
Micah
I can't,,, sleep. Unfamiliar place,,
Pineapple
TIME TO MAKE HISTORY TODAYYYYYY
Micah
Fuck i should have gone home to sleep. I hate this,,
elmco
where are you
Micah
Void
urielseptim
the void that i was where i came from
Micah
^^^
The_Climber
You know... I don't really get why we do this, I mean we all know who's going to win each time and that's going to be the mods since they can just say something and then close the thread and then we just start over again over just saying words, hoping that the mods don't say something and just close the thread, so in other case this is pretty much a huge waste of time but everyone seems to be enjoying this kind of stuff for some reason like it's the whole reason why we are alive or something
Micah
....yes
Tot_Pop
its enjoyable because I'm gonna win
The_Climber
its enjoyable because I'm gonna win How do you know that or your just hoping your going to win even thought you know your just going to lose and your just hopelessly clinging on to the chance of winning but that will only happen if people just stop posting on this topic but since everyone wants that to happen, it will never be that way until the mod closes the topic
Tot_Pop
So what you're sayin' is I've just gotta take down the other posters, and I'll win by default. Pretty sweet deal if I do say so myself
elmco
i'm going to win. despite everyone trying to stop me. after i remember my minecraft credentials
Alma_Faust
Wait, are you trying to win too, Climber?
The_Climber
So what you're sayin' is I've just gotta take down the other posters, and I'll win by default. Pretty sweet deal if I do say so myself ... Pretty much yes... Wait, are you trying to win too, Climber? Well yes which means i'm also apart of this unless loop but it's the only thing I can do since if I don't do anything else for the time being until someone makes a rp topic that I can join but besides if I stop now then I will just be useless since i'm not posting on this last post to win and pretty much making everyone else want beat me and other people on this topic
Alma_Faust
Ok.
Tot_Pop
Roleplayers DansGame
The_Climber
Ok. yeah Roleplayers DansGame ... what
Alma_Faust
Nani
Tot_Pop
DansGame is a special emoticon featuring the disgusted-looking face of a Twitch platform gamer, used by other gamers to indicate revulsion, anger, or annoyance.
The_Climber
Oh, well thank you for letting me know
(edited by The_Climber)
Alma_Faust
wack
Tot_Pop
So as I said Roleplayers DansGame
elmco
climber, you do realize you don't have to quote the post above yours it's encouraged not to in the rules p.s. i remembered my mc details
The_Climber
Oh sorry. I didn't remember that was apart of the rules since the only thing I remember from the Quote part of the rules is that don't make a quote tower... so I fix it (going to delete this post after 5 minutes)
elmco
all good
Alma_Faust
:thumbsup:
Tot_Pop
Rockin'
elmco
shut up let me win
Alma_Faust
No.
The_Climber
and I forgot to delete that post... whoops
Alma_Faust
???
elmco
big oof for the climber
Hana_Fujita
Oof
elmco
shut up micah
Pineapple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
Micah
shut up micah :'(
Sarinman
who's ready to get nae nae'd
Tot_Pop
Now watch me whip
Micah
I'm gonna yeet this bread
Sarinman
I'm gonna yeet and nae nae you out of the atmosphere
Micah
Please do
Natsuki
nae nae's
Pipuu
nea nea’s
Hikaru
you leave to go kill some vampires and this is what happens
Micah
OwO
elmco
you leave to go kill some vampires and this is what happenshe bacc also, this place is dying again
Pineapple
Maybe because nothing interesting happens
elmco
march can't come soon enough i guess
Pineapple
DMC5 just saying
Lord_Orochi
Entropy will always triumph.
Scarletone
wot
elmco
welp, i'm dead for real this time
Sarinman
x to doubt
Micah
Oh god oh fu k
Queef
oh fuck Yes sweetie, are you proud of me? P.S. @elmco what exactly happened why do you gotta hide stuff from parents if you dont mind me asking im curious and confused
Micah
oh fuck Yes sweetie, are you proud of me? P.S. @elmco what exactly happened why do you gotta hide stuff from parents if you dont mind me asking im curious and confused Cuz he got 3 f's and one of then was a 14% class overall
elmco
i'm failing 3 classes luna
Leo_Orava
Like how I failed to make a good character
Moon_Man
Stay in school, it's good for your bones unless you have some kind of bone disease
Micah
¿Qué?
Tot_Pop
Good grief kid he just said why “it’s good for your bones.”
Micah
Unless you have a bone disease?
Sarinman
good grief!
Tot_Pop
If your bones are diseased going to school won’t solve that, smh it’s like I’m the only one thinkin’ here
Micah
Oh wait I'm a dumbass
Tot_Pop
Hey dude, those were your words, not mine.
Micah
This is why I need to be killed haha.
Tot_Pop
You can do it man, I totally believe in you
Micah
Oh h
Pipuu
Oof
Micah
. _ .
Pipuu
Already over a thousand. Holy shit
Micah
Yeppers!
elmco
what has become of this thread
Tot_Pop
War, War never changes
elmco
but we have guns now and elon musk
Tot_Pop
WAR NEVER CHANGES
elmco
IT HAS ACTUALLY CHANGED QUITE A BIT SINCE THE CONCEPTION OF WAR, WHICH WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO
Tot_Pop
ONLY ON THE PHYSICAL LEVEL BUT THE QUOTE REFERS NOT TO THE ACT OF KILLING EACH OTHER BUT THE UNDERLYING CAUSES AND REASONING THAT LEADS TO SUCH AN ACT
elmco
WELL IN THAT CASE I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT REASONS WHY A WAR COULD BE STARTED, SOME ARE JUST MORE COMMON THAN OTHERS
Hana_Fujita
Yeet I'm gonna use my alts because I can, elm
Tot_Pop
THEY PRETTY MUCH ALL BOIL DOWN TO MONEY, FEUDS, OR SOME COMBINATION OF THOSE, BECAUSE WAR NEVER CHANGES
elmco
NOT ALWAYS MOST COMMONLY, BUT NOT ALWAYS
th12
War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength
Sarinman
why are we SCREAMING
Tot_Pop
I'M SCREAMING SO ELMCO CAN HEAR ME BECAUSE HE IS APPARENTLY DEAF. Also isn't the saying ignorance is bliss?
Skechi-Akechi
ELM DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK
Sarinman
ELMCO you STINKY
Micah
Oof
Tot_Pop
AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE FOR EXAMPLE, ELMCO, LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS!
Micah
:00
elmco
SHUT
Micah
NO U
elmco
MICAH YOU NEED TO QUIET DOWN BEFORE I BAN YOU FROM LIFE
Micah
DO IT THEN
elmco
DONE
Micah
Very rude, I thought Chad banned me :(
elmco
nope, was me
Micah
I kno now :((
elmco
:D
Micah
D: .
elmco
:D
Micah
D:
elmco
:D
Micah
D:
Tot_Pop
And here you can see the mating dance of the rare and elusive “nerd”. Isn’t nature fascinating?
Micah
Wha? <:0
elmco
nat finna die B
Micah
Wha
Tot_Pop
He said nat finna die B
Micah
Tuyogu
Tot_Pop
You’re welcome, I’d also suggest seeing someone about that concussion, since you can’t use full words
Catn
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
Tot_Pop
>implying this’ll be a challenge
Micah
Okay..?
AussieDollVA
boop
Sarinman
shut
elmco
cat'n, go back to your hidey hole. you're not ready.
Catn
I’m more ready than you’ll ever be
elmco
i've already killed 2 people in this thread, try me
Tot_Pop
but no one's dead
elmco
[stabs]
Sarinman
commit go oof yourself
Tot_Pop
eh, I've felt worse
Micah
Oofeth
elmco
[stabs tot again, and then proceed to stab micah and then breaks sarin's neck, and starts stomping on his body]
Micah
Sir that was r00d
Tot_Pop
eh, you just kinda let godmoders sort themselves out
Micah
I guess
Tatsuya
Trying to kill people in a meme thread? For shame Elm, you spoony bard! Lighter flick.
urielseptim
dont be a bunch of poopiebutts watch shrek on netflix
Tot_Pop
You seriously think I'll pay for netflix when I can just watch it for free? Come on man who do ya think I am?
Micah
Piracy t i m e
elmco
[stabs tatsuya and uriel, and curbstomps tot and micah to finish them off]
urielseptim
oucharoonies
Tatsuya
Blocks the stab with practiced ease, a flaming blade rushing off his back to slam into Elm's weapon. A bored look on the man's face as he yawns. "Slow, telegraphed, predictable, not very strong either. You aren't very good at this, you should quit now."
Tot_Pop
oooh, magic sword. Pretty
urielseptim
bike man so handsom
Micah
[stabs tatsuya and uriel, and curbstomps tot and micah to finish them off] D':
elmco
[stabs tatsuya again]
Sarinman
Stabs Elm with an egg
Tatsuya
Gets stabbed, looks bored. Meh, I've had worse than this kid. Also on another note, are you still actually trying to win this thread?
elmco
[gets stabbed, eats egg, stabs tat and sarin continuously] yeep
Micah
Pain is the only thing that can describe this.
elmco
[slits micah's clavicle]
Tot_Pop
Do you even know what a clavicle is?
Micah
Woah, Elm, chill out dudebro ówò
elmco
[slits tot's clavicle aka collarbone]
Micah
Noises
elmco
[ends micah]
Natsuki
Shoutouts to Simpleflips
Micah
[ends micah] Nooooooo :( my cookie
urielseptim
this is no time for shenanigans im scared
Catn
What's even happening anymore?
Sarinman
Stabs self with egg
elmco
[stabs egg with sarin, game ending them both] you fools [steals everyone's femurs]
Tot_Pop
Omae wa mou, shindeiru Elmco explodes
elmco
[elmco unexplodes] za warudo [stabs tot in stopped time]
Natsuki
revives
gull
suddenly, pineapples.
Sarinman
no.
elmco
we're really close to page 5, woohoo
Sarinman
shut
Micah
Wiimmifi is one of the best things that ever happen to me
Natsuki
Amazing and funy feeling a mod is going to close this soon again
Tot_Pop
You just need to have f8h m8. Besides, it’s not like there are that many other threads
Micah
True
Syno
this is still going?
Tot_Pop
Although Elm and Micah are doing their best to give absolutely no one anything to talk about, which is rude tbh, yes, I’m still being an actual human being
Syno
oh?
Natsuki
oh I see, understandable
Tot_Pop
Yeah pretty much, like even that “oh?” Is basically a “do go on” so they just throw in random letters, or “I agree”
Syno
oof i am so confusion
Tot_Pop
I’m talking about social norms and proper ways to continue a conversation. By saying “oh?” You’re expressing interest in the subject and thus giving permission to keep talking about it, whereas expressing confusion is similar to asking for an explanation
Syno
oh okay
Tot_Pop
Yeah, it’s really not that complicated but some people still manage to do worse at it than me. It’s kinda impressive
Sarinman
14 posts from the next page :eyes:
Syno
lmfao
Tot_Pop
Make that 12 posts now bb
Syno
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tot_Pop
Calm down boy Elm hasn’t said anything for 19 posts I think he’s gone
Syno
oof
Sarinman
we're slowly getting closer and closer
Tot_Pop
I wouldn’t call this slow, but yes
Syno
yes we are
Micah
Although Elm and Micah are doing their best to give absolutely no one anything to talk about, which is rude tbh, yes, I’m still being an actual human beingYeah, it’s really not that complicated but some people still manage to do worse at it than me. It’s kinda impressive You think I'm annoying right? I understand if you do though.
elmco
don't make micah sad, shame on you
Tot_Pop
I don’t really care tbh. But as I’ve said before, a lil’ creativity’d be nice for a change ya dig?
Micah
I don’t really care tbh. But as I’ve said before, a lil’ creativity’d be nice for a change ya dig? Ah ok! So how is everyone's day then?
Tot_Pop
Doin’ pretty well, just got out of a “tutoring” session. Which is to say hanging out st my community college’s library and making sure no one needs help with chemistry.
Sarinman
now this is epic
Sarinman
now time for the next page lads