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First comment on page 7 man I’m good at this
Second
Second to Second
Third to Second
second to third to second
Second to second to third to second (lucky me)
Fourth to second to third?
eighth
Y'all gay.
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Two to the one, to the two, to the three; Fuck you, I win
garfield actually kills Thanos in endgame
thanos eats iron man
Two to the one, to the two, to the three; Fuck you, I win Woah he said the fuck word
can confirm, Garfield is the killer of Thanos and the latest addition to the MCU. Hopefully he gets a standalone film sometime.
You fool. You absolute blunder head. Garfield already had two films. They were the first of the MCU. They were leading up to this absolute climax.
a t a i l o f t w o k i t t i e s p t s d i n t e n s i f i e s
My sword is a tool of justice!
what are you on about
Nanomachines, son!
Thanos ate my lasaga, so I ate his stones and deleted him from existence.
(edited by Garfield)
You're not greedy... You're batshit insane!
Do you want me to eat you too?
Theres a lot of pressure on my torso!
Proceeds to vore Raiden WHERE IS MY LASANGNANA
Metal Gear?!
hilarious, only using quotes from the games that don't even apply to the situation
Psycho Mantis?
Yeah it’s very funny
https://www.metalgearinformer.com/?p=17496
I’M FUCKIN’ INVINCIBLE!
i fucking hate everyone here, myself included
so we have Captain Coke but where's Pepsiman?
pepsiman is definitely on here
he's on site but he's nowhere near this thread
One sword keeps another in the sheath.
sarin is a lil bitch
Why?
Why not?
Haha very funny “no u” best insult
i know right
I honestly don't know if sarinisalittlebitch is gear or Elm. Feels like something Elm would do though
does it honestly matter?
Yeah. And now I'm certain that it's Elm. So I'm gonna pull a rosie and give him some strong words! How dare he!?
what is the damning evidence that Elm did it?
I honestly don't know if sarinisalittlebitch is gear or Elm. Feels like something Elm would do thoughrude i haven't done jack
who knows I could have done it I didn't do it tho
i crave cinnamon toast crunch
@Joker Wait what? Sarinisalilbitch was Rosie? I am S H O O K
Rip
rosie is dead
gear How dare you suspect me, you absolute numbskull? If I want to call someone a bitch I do it upfront, I don't make an alt. You dastardly fuckling. I mean fuck dude I like you you're funny
oof
On the plus side, now that Elmco's banned there's a real chance of winnign this thing if we do it quick
Ravioli Ravioli this thread belongs to ME
I now feel incomplete
Its totally cool, you probly just feel incomplete cuz you are. I mean, uh, Rockin'
Oh D:
lmao i'm dead inside
same
I'm still alive but I'm barely breathin'
Sometimes I can still see elm's text
I can't believe elm is really dead. Sometimes, I still hear his shrill, annoying, teenager voice.
I remember when he accidentally threw his sword to a skeleton
MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN AND WE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY INABILITY TO MINECRAFT
lmao you can't minecraft nerd
awww
Yay!!! You are back!!
Eww!!! You are back!!
Chad please dont be rude!!
I'll be rude to my nephew for all of time
yes i am, hello all
Elmco? Truly a weapon to surpass Shadowgear.
Metal Gear?!
i'm gonna uncle ben this shit and get chad killed
Hey! Don’t talk about Uncle Ben around me. It’s a sensitive topic...
Elm stfu before I break your nico nico kneecaps
Good job on standing up for yourself, Weeaboo Spider-Man, but don’t break Elmco’s kneecaps without me.
My sword is a tool of justice!
fuck off i don't even have kneecaps
Oh, Elmco I’m sorry to hear that.
snap elmco now has kneecaps.
Oh heck yeah! Now weeb Spider-Man, go for the Kneecaps!
snap Peni_Parker is now incapable of walking.
I'm from a different universe so i'm immune
snap Peni_Parker is now from this universe.
Come on Thanos! Thought you were on our side!
If i'm immune i'd be immune to having been from this universe too. All you'd be doing is just create another me.
snap Peni_Parker is now no longer immune.
I'll be rude to my nephew for all of time Chad is my uncle too????!!
That's actually not how the Infinity Stones work in the comics They have infinite power within their own universe, regardless of what universe their target comes from, its when you try bringing it over to another universe that they become useless rocks
I'm immune to being made not immune though? edit: i'm posting this from another universe
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Thanos, buddy, we’re on the same side here. Just put the gauntlet away and we can all be friends.
I'm immune to being made not immune though? edit: i'm posting this from another universeOh please, we all know multiverse theory is fake
I'm immune to being made not immune though? edit: i'm posting this from another universeOh please, we all know multiverse theory is fake Of course it is, only a child believes in that. Spider-verse on the other hand...
buddy, I'm sorry, what was that word I've never heard it before Oh, and snap BBBam04 is now dead.
dont make me use it. The gucci infinity gauntlet
OH THANOS YOU SON OF A B- *dies*
snaps All of the Shadow Thieves are now dead.
MENYOY HOY NOY HINOY NENOY MENOY
I’m back Fucko! Let’s go Thanos, round 2 buckaroo!
I demand answers chad
snapsMENYOY HOY NOY HINOY NENOY MENOY All of the Shadow Thieves are now dead.MENYOY HOY NOY HINOY NENOY MENOY
Don’t worry SHDW_PSYCHE, I will avenge you! Come on Thanos, show me your true power!
snaps BBBam05 is now dead. BBBam06, BBBam07, BBBam08, and BBBam09 are now unable to be born.
Ok Thanos you win. Resurrect BBBam04 and we can call it a day.
what the fuck is happening
snaps BBBam04 will come back to life at dawn. elmco has lost his kneecaps.
Idk, but I have a question; If you eat a chili with at chili's but it's chilly are you eating a chilly chili or are you eating a chill chili?
Thank you Thanos
If you eat a chili with at chili's but it's chilly are you eating a chilly chili or are you eating a chill chili? snap Damn dude it sure is
Bazinga but better
i hate this thread now
I don’t know what you’re talking about, this thread is amazing.
snap elmco now has good opinions instead of the bad ones he tried to spread.
Good job Thanos! You’ve earned a raise.
snap BBBam will now shut the eff up
Well, guess there are just some things the infinity gauntlet can’t do.
snap snap snap sna
Uh oh, Mr Elmco I don’t feel so good... haha jk I’m feeling better than ever! Nice try Thanos
Fuck man how am I supposed to godmod if the one on the other side godmods harder than me
I dunno man, I guess BBBam69 was just the superior BBBam...
Fuck man how am I supposed to godmod if the one on the other side godmods harder than me Before you blame others, have you tried turning the infinity gauntlet on and off? From personal experience, that helps quite a lot. Remember, try not to blame others for your issues. ^^ For all you know, it could be a defect with the product itself. If turning the gauntlet on and off doesn't work, contact me, Noel Rousseau, lead salesman at Widunfexshet Incorporated. And from there, I'll help troubleshoot your infinity gauntlet problems. ^^ Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs: Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.
What’re you doing?!?! That’s Thanos we’re talking about. Help him, and he’ll kill us all. I swear if 50% of all life disappears again I’m blaming you, Noel!
What’re you doing?!?! That’s Thanos we’re talking about. Help him, and he’ll kill us all. I swear if 50% of all life disappears again I’m blaming you, Noel! Now, now, Mister BBBam69, no need to blow your top at me. I am simply doing as any good customer service rep would do, and I am providing satisfactory help to Mister Thanos. Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs: Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.
All I’m saying is, when Thanos erases half of all life, and you were a contributing factor in accomplishing his goal, that makes you an accomplice. Therefore, you would have to pay a $5,000 fine and/or serve up to one year of jail time. So just keep that in mind Mr and/or Mrs. Noel_Rousseau.
If Thanos snaps, but turns into dust would that be an epic bruh momentum
False. I would not be an accomplice. For all intents and purposes, my role is as a weapons repairperson/salesperson. You cannot hold me accountable for he does with his weapon. Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs: Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.
(edited by Noel_Rousseau)
It’d still make you an accessory to the crime. At the very least you would experience minor repercussions, such as jail time or paying a fine. Actually, if Thanos were to snap and erase half of life, could he even be tried in court?
(edited by BBBam04)
snap Noel_Roussea is now dead. That's what you get for telling me what to do.
Mr Psyche, I don't feel so epic...
It’d still make you an accessory to the crime. At the very least you would experience minor repercussions, such as jail time or paying a fine. Actually, if Thanos were to snap and erase half of life, could he even be tried in court? Incorrect. Last I recall, manufacturers were not held accountable for the actions of owners of their product. Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs: Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.
(edited by Noel_Rousseau)
snap Noel_Roussea is now dead. That's what you get for telling me what to do. I pity this "Noel_Roussea". May Noel_Roussea rest in peace. Also, again, Mister Thanos, we have reason to believe your gauntlet is faulty, so it is likely that the snap would not have worked. Please come in to have it checked out. Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs: Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.
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Hey Thanos, when that gauntlet is fixed, snap Noel_Rousseau out of existence for me. I didn’t like being proven wrong.
Hey Thanos, when that gauntlet is fixed, snap Noel_Rousseau out of existence for me. I didn’t like being proven wrong. Hey Thanos, when that gauntlet is fixed, snap Noel_Rousseau out of existence for me. I didn’t like being proven wrong.
It was a demand, not a request.
Hey Thanos, when that gauntlet is fixed, snap Noel_Rousseau out of existence for me. I didn’t like being proven wrong. Like I have said on countless occasions, the gauntlet is most likely faulty. Snapping me out of existence would not work. Please, don't pay attention to BBBam04, Mister Thanos. Instead, come to Widunfexshet Incorporated, and we'll repair your gauntlet, free of charge. Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs: Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.
W h a t
Thanos don’t do it, it’s a scam!
Thanos should snap people who actually wanted Nanako to be the killer in P4
Man, time sure does fly some times doesn't it?
snap Every user above this post is now dead.
You can't kill me, I have the all powerful Joy Emoji Face Mask!
Are you sure you aren’t dead
i shall say it again, i hate this thread also, i'm more powerful than the infinity stones, so you won't be able to do anything to me with that
Elm has the power of incest, waifus and Archer.
That’s a pretty powerful moveset right thereElm has the power of incest, waifus and Archer.
incestwhat? that's not even a funny joke.
It was more of a joke on Archer but ok
Wild
well why would you associate me with incest? it's fucking disgusting
Your love with Archer, his love for incest. It'd make quite a phanfic. I should make it over the weekend. Dad!Archer x TrapDaughter!Elm...
oh jesus...
:^) I'll set a reminder to work on it this weekend I guess. Certainly out of my experience range of phanfics, but hey, I'm really good at sticking my foot in my mouth and making something good come out
speaking of fanfics, we still need to continue ender or whatever that was called
Oh yeah true. I've got some stuff coming up tomorrow, so I'm gonna need some sleep tonight. Maybe Friday or Saturday?
i think i'm home alone friday night so if i'm not doing stuff irl, for sure
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Whats this about
Tag yourself I'm Rat
Sho, I don't feel so good disintegrates
racon, called it
I'm the speech bubble. Not the word "boobs", I'm just the speech bubble.
you are a boob chad
Great I’m Blu rodant now
(edited by TheRemitron)
whom
*wohmst
no, what you didn't even spell that correctly
Oof I’m stupid
yeah, you are
snap "wohmst" is now the correct spelling.
Well damn, I guess I’ll just have to spell my shit wrong from now on...
Wohmst decided that was a good idea
stfu thanos i’ll spell whomst however i want and as i previously mentioned, i’m more powerful than the stones, so it doesn’t have any effect on me
Translation: As we all know, Elmco is allergic to fun so he won’t play along with it.
Elm, or as we all know him, the Anti Fun
shots fired
This is upsetting
sippppp
pourrr
i'm the epitome of fun you guys just don't know what fun is
Shut up, anti-fun
shut up anti anti anti fun
I keep reading anti-fun as annie-fun.
The orphan?
Who else could it be?
It wasn't meant to be a reference. It was just an observation.
Observation would be the correct term
I can't believe Elm is Annie from Annie smh
We are so close to the year 1999.
Now this is epic. Default dances and rages off of BBC
Today, we will stream some bootleg shit.
Gin
Post 2000 motherfucker!
it is i, little orphan annie, hello
Persona 6... Can't wait!
This is epic
what what do you mean persona 6
^yeah
He’s obviously never seen the wait between 4 and 5 to be hyped for Persona 6
Whomest bumped and delet?
Whomest is not me
‘Twasnt me
:gun:
ówù
ówù
I haven’t read more anger through text than when you typed that angry OwO
♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓
Micah has such a way with words
current year post.(2019th post in 2019)
(edited by Luck)
Here in post number 2020, Ronald Reagan is the president again, Mexico got wiped out by Ligma, Canada has been overrun by Elmco trees, Britain was destroyed by a random ass storm, and Jokermod is now a pop idol star.
oi ;;;;;
¿Qué?
Friends, I have found the most cursed article title of all time. https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/05/dear-prudence-having-sex-dead-boyfriends-son.html "My Children Are Furious I’m Having Sex With Their Half-Brother" Alabama intensifies
Middles Ages/10
파인애플 마 Did ya miss me?
Ayyy, Pineapple, I've been noticing a distinct lack of you.
What is your favorite block in Minecraft?
https://i.imgur.com/g15z9Ce.png
redstone
Leaves
Micah has left the game
Okay that was epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk Let's bring back the classics
owo
le bump
:gun:
Woah woah woah is that violence I see? We can’t have that on our wholesome M rated video game fan forum
wow this is still going? old people burning put your hands up
someone tell me what this means please
https://secretphansite.fandom.com/wiki/Elmco
Smh where’s my wiki page?
Soncc
Soncc
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/569673607786266652/579517291335516170/Screen_Shot_2019-05-18_at_11.54.34_pm.png come back when you break the 1000 posts line
Sarcasm noun The use of irony to mock or convey contempt -Google definition
Soncc
That hurty
Sarcasm noun The use of irony to mock or convey contempt -Google definition i think you should try reading your own definition i was responding to your joke with a joke
Okay that is
https://secretphansite.fandom.com/wiki/Elmco Not gonna lie, I actually learned something from this. Specifically about the anons.
Hey elm Stop
In the name of Love
That joke was terrible
you could all learn a little something from my wiki page
The only thing I’ve learned, is that you have a sucky main in Smash.
that's old, i don't really have a main in smash anymore
Fair enough
reminder that elm is a bad person
elm bad
not you too kaz
Elm isn’t bad, he’s just okay.
>Advertising your wiki page without updating it ????
*insert generic post roasting the comment above*
insert clever comeback
Insert a better comeback
insert confused words
Insert terrible jojoke
*Insert none existent wiki page of me*
insert a self-insert that self-inserts themself for a self-insert’s self insert because inserts
if this is what this thread has come to, please let it die
Insert death to this thread
Elm, you and I know we can't do that
I don't touch this thread and I know we can't do that
It’s too late! Give up!
Give up, but when I post last.
Oh, hey guys, I have returned, only to say I plan on just randomly appearing and bringing life to this thread
Sounds cool
Nicesu
Random shit post, don't mind me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567557278429872140/579713291388059678/9e64e10.jpg
mish please lock
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKEZFRcuEqw
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567557278429872140/580085906841534494/handgun2.png thread must be deleted
HI
*Kirby flashbacks*
https://youtu.be/sq_Fm7qfRQk
no no no no
Stop threatening our Last Post wins thread Elmco! :(
*Kirby flashbacks* no that's more HAAAAIII
stahp you're gonna trigger my ptsd
stahp you're gonna trigger my ptsd Does this PTSD include a jester splitting in two, exploding eye ball or basically any Kirby final boss
HAAAAAAAAAI
worse, you know those 5 hour versions of meme songs? Its like that but instead of a song its Kirby saying Hi. The voice haunts me to this very day There's no escape. I can hear him everywhere. Sleep is no respite for he follows me in my dreams. I often wake up in the middle of the night, covered in the cold sweat and screaming HAAII
Is this thread still ongoing?
LEMME TELL YOU WHAT BROTHER, THIS THREAD CANNOT BE STOPPED BECAUSE ITS POWER COMES FROM A DIFFERENT REALM, FROM ANOTHER GALAXY, MAN. QUEEF'S LEGACY LIVES ON INSIDE OF ALL OUR HEARTS, NEW YEAR'S EDITION BABY, 2019 YEAH. YOU CANT STOP IT MAN, YOU CANNOT STOP LAST POSTINGMANIA. BECAUSE THIS POWER, IT GOES TO THE VERY TOP, TO THE BOTTOM, THROUGH HELL AND BEYOND HEAVEN MAN, MAY GOD EXCUSE MY STATEMENT. GOD BLESS AMERICA FOR IT PRODUCED THE ULTIMATE THREAD, YEAH, AND IF YOU DISAGREETHEN YOU'RE GOING AGAINST MY PEOPLE MAN, AND IF YOU GO AGAINST MY PEOPLE THEN YOU GOTTA FIGHT ME BROTHER, IF YOU DON'T AGREE THAT THIS THREAD SERIES IS THE GREATEST THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO SETTLE IT WITH ME ON THE RING.
U U U U U U U U H Y E A H
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