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I see. Thank you for your enlightening words, Mister Hulk Hogan. BUT I DISAGREE STRONGLY! LET US SETTLE IT IN THE RING!
(edited by Noel_Rousseau)
Oh hey page 8.
I feel intense pain, I cannot breath well and gotta do finals-hvhhfgh&&"--fhdr hkiydyi 64r fy
I feel intense pain, I cannot breath well and gotta do finals-hvhhfgh&&"--fhdr hkiydyi 64r fy Looks like someone had a mental shutdown
Haha, that reference to game, it funny
I’m not sure if you’re making fun of me but thanks
8 pages? Hoo boy
YOU'VE YEE'D YOUR LAST HAW
whyyyyyyy 8 paaaageeessss nooooooo
Yeeeeeeees
elmmmmmmmm make it stoooooop
Aaaaaare weeeee taaaaaalking Intoooooo aaaaaaaa faaaaaan?
prooooobaaaaaablyyyyyyyy
penis
Wtf Elmco would never say that I'm crying shaking rn why would Elmco ever say something like that it makes me sad wtf why is Elmco existing mods can we delete this thread
Ooooooooo, Elmco said the penis word!
Nobody: I promise you no one: Elmco: P E N I S
https://i.imgur.com/JLRDcZH.jpg
wh
Oh, I don’t remember that Garfield comic...
shawn dawson that cat
why is this thread still existent
The same reason im still alive
So no reason? No offence micah
that's my question
I am hurt, it is because I existed because drugs helped me exist. I'm crying rn
drugs are just hugs that are usually in pill form and cause a variety of effects, some intended, others not
How do hugs make you high?
if you're hugging someone really tall
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=prw2B_03IzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB871SVYMhI
How do you downvote something?
you can't :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB871SVYMhI Well, I just want you to personally know that I downvote this ^
I also downvote that video
no, you can't stop it jimmy nutrin is great
Jimmy Nutrin is a disgrace!
THE PIZZA IS A G G R E S S I V E
Sometimes you worry me, Elmco...
How do you downvote something?Create an alt named Downvote and then upvote the post. I have the Monopoly on downvoting :^)
how long can we keep this going
as long as it takes I guess.... I was gone for like two months and this is still up (with twice as many pages now). My guess is that this is just gonna go until next new year
elmco, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your aunt and i think that's swell and we just wanted to let you know we love you.
That is so pure, holy fuck
I’m gonna die from its purity (haha I’m super edgy and random, I’m so funny)
elmco, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your aunt and i think that's swell and we just wanted to let you know we love you.who is my mother
Your mom :me:
(edited by Shadowgear)
how am i alive why am i alive
So does that mean that gear asexually reproduced and created Elm? Doesn't that mean that Elm is literally a carbon copy of Gear?
oh jesus that's scary i'm chad but not french
When Elm grows up he's gonna turn into Gear. Another young life ruined. :pensive:
I am the creator, the one who makes and breaks. I am the dad. I am the chad. I am that I am.
What a bruh momentum, I can't believe my uncle and cousin are chads
You too are a chad, Micah, child of Luna. Hear your true calling!
:0
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/475/Screen_Shot_2018-10-25_at_11.02.15_AM.png
Since Mister Hulk Hogan never responded... Does that mean I win by default?
Sure
It's official. This thread isn't the greatest. As I have beaten Hulk Hogan by default, this thread is officially declared to not be the greatest thread.
(edited by Noel_Rousseau)
confused slim jim sounds
Sasquatch cries in distance
laughs in penis
Hulk Hogan? HA! That's nothing! Beat me and then we'll see if you're so strong!
beat chad to pleasure him
Sorry I’m not into that
I haven’t been on the Phansite for a while Obviously the first thing I had to do was check on this
don't worry cat'n, it's still going
Welcome to hell!
Have a elmo death compilation https://youtu.be/7RYm7kYjFJA
Next let’s get an Elmco death compilation
Noooo!!
Hulk Hogan? HA! That's nothing! Beat me and then we'll see if you're so strong! I see...! LET US DUEL WITH HONOR, YOU DAMNED CHAD!
Next let’s get an Elmco death compilation f
Honor, you say? Ha! I couldn't care less about honor! You are facing A GOD!
Shadowgod arises
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/569682872135450625/583110924572033035/Screen_Shot_2019-05-28_at_9.54.20_pm.png
that's neither fun nor a fact, who cae up with these?
says who? who says this isn't fun or a fact?
https://www.shitpostbot.com/resize/250/250?img=%2Fimg%2Fsourceimages%2Fthis-cannot-happen-now-59da9effcd33d.jpeg https://www.shitpostbot.com/resize/250/250?img=%2Fimg%2Fsourceimages%2Fmotu-patlu-is-violent-ooo-59da9e9c27a05.jpeg
We managed to avoid drowning!
Honor, you say? Ha! I couldn't care less about honor! You are facing A GOD! A GOD WITH NO HONOR IS NO REAL GOD, YOU COWARDLY CHAD!
Remember guys, the armenian genocide did happen and it was one of the worst abuses of human rights towards gamers in history
(edited by Adorabat)
Wait wouldn't Elm be a god if Chad is a god??
i think we've already established that i am
Because you can't see this post you'll have a sense of false security if no one posts after me because you think you'll be winner when in reality the real winner is the friends we made along the way
What's a friend
Oeh noe autismismo i are linkrara
Huh? Did is see someone talking about autism
[insert everyone here is autistic joke]
So I was looking through my memes on my laptop, and then discovered a cursed image. https://i.imgur.com/aZyolEV.jpg
Why the frick does it have 4.6 stars? Who’s rating this game?
Freaking weebs and their bald men holding anime girls like guns
That is... quite weird
no anmie is big badd al webbos must buern
Is it bad that I read it as “Girl’s Fortnite” at first
I actually thought that’s what it said, had to double check.
well fellas, the night is young somewhere
Fortnite very bad yes
Friendship is a big commitment; don't do drugs kids
i did drugs yesterday and boy was that a time
elmo does drugs
elmo becomes drugs
Elmo no more drug
https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000337535716-4hx9rl-t500x500.jpg Oh no, it’s too late!
I leave for FIVE days, and Elmo is already doing drugs. This is a modern tragedy.
IDK we don’t know which drugs they were
all of them
Dammit, again?
elmo consumed lethal amounts of cocaine
Shit, I think this means he also took the hydrogen cyanide I left in there
Oh God, oh fuc
he dead now
this is so sad alexa play indian rap
no alexa don't
d o i t
neeeeee
dew eet
gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month gay month!!
2222 baybeeee
New gym leader is babie
Start our mission
What mission? :0
The same mission we do every day Micah. Try to take over the world
brain brain brain brain
Oh! Okay, let's do it!
no micah, you're too young and innocent
Peck
kinda hoping we get to 6969 but i also wanna win before then
Nah, how about 4420?
We should get to 2233 Oh hey look, we did it. Alright we can stop now, I win.
alternatively we can go to 2345
Aw come on, you messed it up. I guess 2235 will have to suffice.
Haha! Surprise attack!!
i can't tell if you think you're actually being funny
Oh come on ElmBro, you don’t gotta be that way.
i'm not your bro, the only person whose bro i am is micah and gin and maybe yu and also archer when he's not being archer and also sarin
Epic
-BBBam04 has left the chat-
You fool, it is like this E????ic
You literally just took out the b and the colons and put in four question marks, that’s not very eb????c of you
See? Apparently site didn't like emojis. ????
Seeing as I knew what emote you were trying to do, I doesn’t really matter, I literally just put question marks
The sarcasm in this thread reads like an ancient text
everyone loves to give sarcasm
i'm jusg hanging with some puppies
Is it sad I thought of a fatal kind of hanging first?
yes... especially if it's with puppies...
(edited by Fighter_61)
What the fuck
I need help, probably
That’s ok, on a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your pain?
Probably an 8
So you've felt worse then. If you'd like I could always rip out your soul and give you the option of not feeling pain
So you've felt worse then. If you'd like I could always rip out your soul and give you the option of not feeling pain https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzEcwYs8Eo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/512409994361307158/587110976587825163/Screen_Shot_2018-11-02_at_2.56.43_am.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ianTgR5X4E
what why
since I can that's why
https://youtu.be/XziA0L2zmBg
Did they just use a version of Gangplank Galleon that isn’t the smash remix? Impossible
(edited by TheRemitron)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNdBAlncDA There we go, we’re good now.
The world has been spared from inferior Gangplank Galleons for now
EXCUSE ME? INFERIOR?! someone boutta die snes version >>>>>>>>>> ssbu version
Elmco, I respect your opinion........ but you’re wrong.
i'm sorry, but you're incorrect just as i am superior to you, snes version is superior to ssbu version
Ssbu Gangplank Galleon is the peak of music. Sorry Elmco
hey, i'm superior to you too remi, and don't you forget it
Elmco, you may be superior to us, but ssbu Gangplank Galleon is the ultimate form of music.
(edited by BBBam04)
if you admit you're inferior, you're also admitting any and all of your opinions are inferior as well
You know what ElmBro, I take it back. Clearly someone so wrong cannot be superior than me. Super Smash Brothers Ultimate has created the King (K Rool) of all music, and you have the guts to say that the snes crappy chiptune is better than the masterpiece of a song Masahiro SoccerGuy has delivered. I never imagined a human being could be so ignorant... That is, if you even are a human!
Jesus, can peeps have opinions
Gotta say man, I'm gonna agree with Elm on this one. I've always enjoyed the way 8-bit (or 16-bit) sounds.
thank you, scarlet, you actually have sense
You are all objectively wrong. Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AksSqOjwm1o
(edited by Noel_Rousseau)
I was a fool, forgive me for my inferior Gangplank Galleon tastes. Obviously Gangplank Galleon kazoo cover is the peak of music
kazoo > snes > ssbu
Uh Elmco you have a small typo in that post. It should be: Kazoo > ssbu > snes
sure whatever
seeing as all of them are bops, they are all equal, we need equality anyways in America why not start with this...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o9QjlLdYK5I
Back from vacation, time to crawl under my blanket.
I am glad you all see the truth: Gangplank Galleons Kazoo cover is the objective BEST version.
Wait what is this Wait nevermind
https://atlus.com/p5r/home.html this website is amazing
its very stylish, probably gonna be cooler as more info comes out, Pon!
What the hell does pon mean? Is it like your catch phrase or is a game reference?
i was joking, the website sucks it has zero info on it, compared to everything on p5r.jp and the email notification thing is broken
Its called a verbal tick, Pon! And if anything it would be a ight novel reference, Pon!
They also don't let you set your birthdate past 1909. That's discriminating against people who are 111 and older and want to view the website.
so basically, there are a lot of games I'm excited for now
i started replaying botw the other day and i'm enjoying it so much all over again, i'm so fucking excited for botw 2
oooh yeah replaying it sounds fun. I do remember on my last play through tho I decided to start fighting all of the Lynels, so that'll be fun to try and do again
I never finished it, but I still have it downloaded on my switch, so I probably should finish it
I was trying to find a way to sarcastically turn this comment on its head, but I can’t seem to find one, so I will just concede and play the game sometime in the far future
(edited by Joemomma40)
What did I miss
i was a total puss in my first playthrough almost 2 years ago wow 2 years, jesus anyway, i avoided all the boss monsters like lynels and hinoxes, but this time i'm gonna do 'em all and i'm not getting any of the divine beasts, so a more difficult final boss fight in store for me
That sounds like an actually fun way to try and play it! The final boss was pretty easy with the beasts too, so it might actually feel like a real boss fight lol
What did I miss Everything
was there ever anything to talk about?
Ok.
about my lack of class and tact
I thought you were like, 12. You should have plenty of classes
what
I saidI thought you were like, 12. You should have plenty of classes
i just finished high school and that's not even the kind of class i was talking about if that was a joke it wasn't very good
who said a joke had to be good? And yeah, its not the kind of class you're talking about. Using multiple definitions. Kinda standard for me if you somehow haven't noticed
i haven't
That's honestly kinda impressive when you consider we've been aware of each other for a few months now
i don't go on the site that often anymore
(edited by elmco)
I’m on the Discord about as much as you are, as we have similar time zones
oh
Out of curiosity, those of you guys who play smash bros, who's your main?
I, like many others on the site, main Joker.
Joker and Villager are my mains
Ah, guess I should have seen that coming.
Donkey Kong and Daisy
oooh. A unique one
i just play random because i don't actually have a main, i just find everyone fun and pray that i don't get olimar, ryu or ken
Mii Brawler Etika I mean Link
(edited by Rom_Dolos)
I main bowser...
Go, leave. I am disgusted every time you Bowser mains grab me and jump off the ledge. Like, STOP. You only do it because you die second.
In most cases I die first, I also don’t like side b-ing off the edge in most cases, but I do use it on irl friends when I like to secure a victory (I play against the top players in my state), it’s funny when they get mad because I am not good at the game and they know it
Hmm. I've really only ever seen Bowser players die second when suiciding. Maybe it's cuz they were a stock ahead or something
bowser suicides make bowser die first, no matter what
interesting
VERY interesting
This is, indeed, an idea that could be considered on the range that would spark a line of thought related to said idea once put into form.
home on the range
I still don’t understand you, elmco
Elmco speaks a language us mortals can’t understand
He speaks the language of the gods
home on the range Where the Gears and the Elmcos all play
he's a life-changer, miracle arranger born to the virgin mom in a manger
Now I understand that
Roses are red Violets are blue Akechi is gay And so are you
Oh, fuck off
Watch your fuckin language you damn asshole
No, fuck you, you watch your god fucking damn language you fuckin dickweed
Now now, I'm sure we hehehe Sure we can hahahaha we can all be HAHAHAHAHAHAHA all be matu... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEhehehe I can't say it.
What the fuck does mature mean?
Maturity doesn’t exist silly
Silly billy we're all five years old here
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking!
i guess i'm the mature one because i'm seven years old
I wouldn’t say that...
https://images.alexonsager.net/pokemon/fused/132/132.56.png Have Manto
Holy shit, this is still going?
Amazing, isn't it
It is because we are gods among men
Haha! Sorry to say elm, but I'm 8 years old! You have been bested!
I can see this getting out of hand quick
oh trust me knowing this site it will It very much will
Ohhh greaaaaaat
hey fools i'm back for lil bit
y e e t
I have returned from my vacation, I’m sure you all missed me /s
Like oil on water
I wouldn’t expect anything less <3
I'm dead
https://youtu.be/J_h1hB94by8
Why not?
I just saw the new Spiderman movie and all I can say is hoooo boyyy
This thread continues to beckon me towards it...
Indeed
Holy shit when are we gonna get page 9? This page feels like it's lasted a lifetime
Page 9 is the forbidden page
What if I told you... page 9 was the cataclyst by which all returns to naught?
THIS THREAD WILL NYEVER DIE!!!
they say heroes never die. But this thread is surely no hero
Well, you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN Hey! How have you been?
I feel ya
So nothing new then
I accidently revived this
You say it like it was bad thing
(edited by TheRemitron)
This thread uses a phoenix down on itself every now and then, just don't worry about it
My hope for humanity died so this thread could live
P I N G A S
Thank you pineapple for the dead memes
Yes, thank you
Watch Kamen Rider.
Jesus Christ this is still going on. The year is half way over.
It must keep going until we get to the new year.
halpp I was in a gas station bathroom and there was this dispenser where you could spend three quarters on a fancy condom or something. Idk the specifics cuz I neglected to fill my pockets with quarters but I need to know if I'll ever find a bathroom selling condoms again...
Yeah probably, down here they have condoms in pretty much every supermarket or gas station bathroom because hoes be thirsty. Probably depends on where you are tho
Ah, good to know then, I guess. I'm currently in a state I've never been before so I was pretty shocked
(edited by Scarletone)
Yeah, you kinda just get used to that sorta thing, doesn't really matter imo. Also, page 9 here we go