Last Post Wins: New Year Edition

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Tot_Pop

Oh hey, first on the 6 page milestone. Neat

Catn

When will the madness end?

Skechi-Akechi

When will the madness end? When P6 comes out

elmco

never

Tot_Pop

Weâ€™ve already done this song and dance, it ends when the mods decide to lock the thread

Pancake_Knight

Weâ€™ve already done this song and dance, it ends when the mods decide to lock the thread Try a poem

KensukeKurosaki

Roses are red, Violets are Blue When the mods lock the thread, The winner might be you!!!

filthyllama

Oh dang forgot they could do that.

KensukeKurosaki

I forgot mods still exist here, hi Togo and Mishmadmin

Tot_Pop

Don't forget Joker, he's the one who's around the most anyways. Also Hazama, technically. Though I haven't seen him around in a while

KensukeKurosaki

Oh Joker is back! Hi Joker long time no see..though i guess its only been a couple months loloolol

Micah

I consume pain

Chad_of_Gear

I give pain

Micah

Woah

elmco

i am pain

swat_squad

hahahahhaha yet you thought this was over

Micah

Oh no it's the swat

Scarce

Whatâ€™s going on guys? Itâ€™s Scarce here. Today we are talking about last post wins. Now, this was an old gag on the phansite ever since the dawn of time. It looks like user Queef loved the agony it caused before and decided it would be great to restart it. Will Queef win? Will Scarce? Micah? Leave a like and subscribe for more content

Micah

Keep on with the good news scarce

elmco

hentai is cool

Micah

I'm allergic to hentai

Sarinman

Hentai is trash. Real men get off to Bible Man.

elmco

bible man, take me by the hand, lead me to the holy land

Matsunaga_Tenkai

Did someone order a creepy old man with a spider fetish? Well, I donâ€™t have a spider fetish, but I can make a killer cup of tea.

elmco

what even

Ari3s

Wow, these sorts of threads are still a thing?

elmco

mondaiji-tachi is great

Pineapple

You abandoned your Family and Shibuya. Now pay for your betrayal.

(edited by Pineapple)

Chad_of_Gear

Everything is cursed

Micah

Fuck mosquitos

elmco

i don't, that's weird micah

Sarinman

Mosquitoes, more like Uh Moss

Heart-Attack

no swearing on my christian minecraft server

Jaguar_Warrior

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Sarinman

https://i.imgur.com/LvPD99b.jpg

Micah

i don't, that's weird micah Woah man, not that way. I mean don't you hate it when they bite you?

V3-6_Arg_Arm

HOPE! DESPAIR! HOPE! DESPAIR!

Chie_chan

Fuck mosquitos I see this as One Punch Man reference

elmco

mp100 > opm don't @ me

KensukeKurosaki

ok.

Sarinman

I have grown so powerful I can listen to audiobooks (TTS reading it, actual audiobooks voiced by real people are way too expensive when you're broke) and listen to music at the same time and understand the book. Bow down mortals, for I am your superior.

elmco

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506842337226391552/564819354034896942/yo-dancing.gif

Sarinman

no.

Micah

I haven't watched opm

Chie_chan

Oh, too bad. its a good anime, I love watching the enemy trying to fight someone who is on another level.

Catn

Watch â€œNo Game No Lifeâ€ or â€œAmagi Brilliant Parkâ€

elmco

sento is besto

Sarinman

anime is big stoopid

Micah

Oh man

Chie_chan

Men should be brave, Women too

Micah

So everyone? Men should be brave, Women too

Grimnir

Wow making rather large assumptions there, what are us attack helicopters supposed to do?

Sarinman

Attack helicopters have no rights.

Grimnir

Sarinman

no u

Micah

Aaaaaaa I mean everyone, why can't genderfluid people be brave?

Chie_chan

Aaaaaaa I mean everyone, why can't genderfluid people be brave? they can be brave, they just have to BELIEVE

Kokichi

This is still going. Wow it's time for a game then! One of these is a lie and the other is a truth (or all of them? Or none?), Can you find which one it is? Robots aren't people so they have no right to vote. Panta is not real and as such only i'm allowed to drink it. Shuichi is a crybaby. I guess they're 3 now, good luck

Micah

The third one?

Tot_Pop

We all know one and three are real which means the lie has to be Panta being fake

elmco

i think this is finally starting to die

Chie_chan

"It aint over til its over" - Ryuji Sakamoto ( I think )

elmco

it's over -elm

Chie_chan

Ok fine but let me win

Queef

THIS SHIT IS STILL GOING ON JEEZ MAN I'M SO PROUD LMAO

Micah

Bazingo

Queef

Bazingo I love you Micahbaby, gimme your discord on like pms or smth

Micah

Micah#2718Bazingo I love you Micahbaby, gimme your discord on like pms or smth

Queef

thanks boo xx

elmco

you're never even on discord

Tot_Pop

They could just always be on invisible mode. Thatâ€™s what I do at least

elmco

i mean, maybe

snow-frost

im confused about this

Tot_Pop

Invisible mode is a thing on the discord service where you appear to be offline even though you are online

Pineapple

I am in non existent mode because I have no discord.

elmco

well make one and then join my server https://discord.gg/nTwzR5Y

Tot_Pop

alternatively, you could not, because constantly shilling things is lame

Chie_chan

I havent done discord yet. Will do it one day

elmco

why not today

Tot_Pop

because then you would bug them about joining your server like your life depended upon it

Yu-Narukami

You shouldn't get discord and you shouldn't join my secret RP server because it doesn't exist.

Micah

What is up fellow humans

elmco

luna has the big dumb poopoo

Queef

luna has the big dumb poopoo excuse me :(

Chie_chan

From all the new thread created today this is the only thread I rather text on.

Catn

Once you get past all the other threads, this is the final boss

Micah

Once you get past all the other threads, this is the final boss Can confirm, got punched.

elmco

i'm really excited for gun kirby but unfortunately i get the update at like 9pm

Tot_Pop

I thought you were grounded, they give up on that already?

elmco

nah, they have my switch, but i'm gonna play on my friend's switch

Tot_Pop

wow your parents are terrible at punishments. Back in my day the right to visit friends was the first to go

elmco

ha i don't have friends my friends are you guys and video games

Micah

Okay I kinda relate

Tot_Pop

>Play on friends switch >Have no friends hmmmmmmm

elmco

i have friends i hang out with in school, but we don't hang out or go over to eachother's place

Chad_of_Gear

my friends are you guys Ew

snow-frost

my friends are you guys Ew how is that ew

Micah

It his way of saying "aw"

elmco

my friends are you guys Ewnot you, chad

Mishie

What is this trashy thing, it reeks! Have any of you thought to bathe this smelly thread? EWW Guess I can just shoot it..

(edited by Mishie)

Tot_Pop

I would try but my phone is allergic to water

Chad_of_Gear

not you, chad Good

Micah

Oof

elmco

i want die sometimes

Tot_Pop

Yeah, I too have a desire for cubes marked with numbers between 1 and 6 with one number on each face occasionally

Queef

Yeah, I too have a desire for cubes marked with numbers between 1 and 6 with one number on each face occasionally i like that And Elm, no dying in pms thx

Maizono_Swift

I bet your dad is so disappointed. Who wants to raise a man who plays with Madrid? Do you always take the lazy way? Do you work at Target and go to the local community college? I bet he asks you how that degree is coming along like 3 times a month. It's always the same though, isn't it. That tinge of shame, then a small outburst. "I'm working on it dad, and my app is gonna take off". But there is no app, is there. There's no hope. Just loneliness. copypasta btw, directed at no one in particular

Micah

Man I wish I could get a job

elmco

man, i wish i could eternally slumber

Chad_of_Gear

Man, I wish I

elmco

man, i wish

Chad_of_Gear

Man, I

Maizono_Swift

á´‰ 'É¯Éu

Micah

Wait that's illegAl

Queef

I bet your dad is so disappointed. ngl this is probably true

InterNiko

damn i wish RPs still happened on this site

elmco

my fam has zero standards for me

Sakuranomiya_Maika

What is this thread?

Tot_Pop

This is a thread where you post about basically anything, Iâ€™m pretty sure the rules are on page 1. Not like there are any

Chie_chan

And suposedly a competition as well, the one who posts right before the mods lock this thread is considered the winner

Micah

Bingo, we got some rivalry too!

Gin

Welcome to hell

elmco

last night i was playing minecraft story mode with luna and it was a time and a half

ruu_shi

Weâ€™ve already done this song and dance, it ends when the mods decide to lock the thread Try a poem what about an aria? specifically of the soul.

Tot_Pop

Oh wow things are real weird, at least on mobile but posts work

Gin

First

Shadowgear

lmao weird

Tot_Pop

Try “second” Gin

Gin

And that's terrible

Micah

Fuck yeah

Shadowgear

Forum is fixed I repeat Forum is fixed

Inari

bruh momento

elmco

i ain't letting no one win can't fool me

Catn

But if no one wins then you can’t win either

Queef

I love how my instant reaction was to click on this which was literally just updated. Goddamn, I love you guys

elmco

i’m fine with that cat’n

Queef

are you really tho

Micah

:hugethink:

Queef

:enormousthink:

elmco

this won't end this has almost gone on for a third of 2019

Micah

It will never end, there will always be competition

JustAMimikip

Yeet

Kitagawa

- - - https://i.imgur.com/oNm2rss.png - - - Now that I think about it further... I have never taken part in any of these threads. It is about time we change that. - - -

Queef

AWWW KITAGAWAAA, ENJOY THE LONGEST THREAD EVER, AND HOPEFULLY THE ONE WITH THE MOST POSTS WHEN IT ENDS

Lvl-1-Arsene

Alright, who wants to get forward smashed?

Kitagawa

Alright, who wants to get forward smashed? - - - Please, forward smash me. I wish to be sent flying. - - -

Lvl-1-Arsene

- - - Please, forward smash me. I wish to be sent flying. - - - But Kitagawa, I could never do such a thing to you.

JustAMimikip

You could to me

Kitagawa

But Kitagawa, I could never do such a thing to you. - - - But it is what I desire. Is it truly cruel if I crave for such a fate for me? I have extra stocks regardless, I will simply respawn in a few seconds. There is no need to worry for my safety. - - -

Lvl-1-Arsene

- - - But it is what I desire. Is it truly cruel if I crave for such a fate for me? I have extra stocks regardless, I will simply respawn in a few seconds. There is no need to worry for my safety. - - - Well, if you insist... Please forgive me for this.

YoRHa No.9 Type S

...All this talk of Smash makes me want to bust out the switch and start playing it again... but it's 12 am... and I have stuff to do tomorrow morning. :<

Kitagawa

Well, if you insist... Please forgive me for this. - - - https://i.imgur.com/Xide9vm.png - - - Wheeee...!! - - -

JustAMimikip

oh no

YoRHa No.9 Type S

Well, if you insist... Please forgive me for this. - - - https://i.imgur.com/Xide9vm.png - - - Wheeee...!! - - - There he go

Lvl-1-Arsene

- - - https://i.imgur.com/Xide9vm.png - - - Wheeee...!! - - - He was only at 60%. Godspeed, kind sir.

Queef

Doodles by Kit never cease to amaze me, they really liven things up around here y'know.. With this newfound addition to the thread, I think we'll last even longer bois

Astro

What's going on?

Mishima

Bump

Micah

Oh heck time goes fast, i need to draw Kitagawa as a thank you gift,

elmco

i heard jokermod sing despacito, i can die now

YoRHa No.9 Type S

Dammit, I went to sleep so I missed this historical moment

Sarinman

he sang King of Kings as well. @elmco you should post the vid on yt and link it here.

elmco

wasn't a vid, it was a voice recording and also no, i'm charging people money for that privilege

Sarinman

send it to me on discord or I'll break your kneecaps and never voice our favorite cowboy Vent ever again

elmco

oh fuck fine but you can't just give it away, it's a modern treasure

Gin

1666? Devil number! Don’t worry. I’ll save us!

Sarinman

haha that's the sex number

Queef

wow mish posted here i also witnessed the singing of jokermod ALSO ELM YOU BETTER SEND IT TO ME TOO

Sarinman

don't. She doesn't get it until she stop WHISPERING

elmco

sorry luna, he’s right whispering gets you nowhere

Kitagawa

He was only at 60%. Godspeed, kind sir. - - - I do not eat a lot, as such, I am very light. A forward smash could end me at 40%, truthfully. - - -

elmco

i t k i l l s a t 5 0 %

Queef

OI OI OI I COULDVE TALKED LAST NIGHT BUT YOU ALL DIED AND THEN I COULDNT

elmco

SHUT UP LUNA I COULD'VE WON

Kasumi-Yoshizawa

Hello there all, I am Kasumi Yoshizawa of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, and I'd like to introduce myself as the new Phantom Thief.

Queef

NO ELM, WE ARE GOING ALL YEAR

elmco

Oh fuck you right, but i do wanna win

Queef

you can win when its 2020, okay bb?

Chie_chan

Random quote of the day " There are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant "

Micah

I am gonna guess, the one who said that can't count?

elmco

https://youtu.be/CyaRQnfQ9Dg atlus is a piece of shit

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

Persona 5 Scramble? More like AKF actually had a good idea with the title "Persona S" and then Atlus went and got P5S in the works reeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Queef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyaRQnfQ9Dg atlus is a piece of shit no they fucking didn't...are you being serious?! Also, what a crappy name, jeez.

Sarinman

I'm not gonna lie, when I saw "Scramble" I thought it was gonna be a casual puzzle game or something

Noel_Rousseau

A casual puzzle game could have been fun. "Persona 5 Scramble: The Puzzle Game™: Hate your friends edition". I can imagine this thing vividly. And it is glorious.

Queef

I'm not gonna lie, when I saw "Scramble" I thought it was gonna be a casual puzzle game or something fucking same

Queef

I'm not gonna lie, when I saw "Scramble" I thought it was gonna be a casual puzzle game or something fucking same

Queef

I'm not gonna lie, when I saw "Scramble" I thought it was gonna be a casual puzzle game or something fucking same

Shadowgear

Either I'm having a stroke or Luna posted the same thing thrice

ruushi

i think it was both dude

Sarinman

Time to ban luna

Shadowgear

Ban Archer first

elmco

i'm honestly baffled at how luna managed to fuck up like that

Queef

pms was fucking up..

elmco

you are a fuckup \ jk im sorry

Sakuranomiya_Maika

you are a fuckup \ jk im sorry Relatable

elmco

wow rude

Sarinman

you're rude Elm. smh

Joemomma40

do I win, is this how it works? im new here

Sarinman

It's the last person to post before the thread locks. They win.

Joemomma40

until thread locks huh? how long is that? edit: I just read up a little bit so I see

(edited by Joemomma40)

Sarinman

10 days I think. Like 10 days after the last person has posted something.

(edited by Sarinman)

Queef

you are a fuckup \ jk im sorry its a good thing you put that or i might've cried lmao p.s. you low key fucked up in that comment with the "\"

Shadowgear

@everyone Watch Kamen Rider Drive

Sarinman

Shadowgear

Do it bitch else I'll shank your fucking family

Sarinman

heck the shut mouth up

Shadowgear

I'll do like Link and have a Four Swords Adventure through your fucking guts

Micah

Please do kill me

elmco

no, micah, live

Joemomma40

Living is cool I guess

elmco

not really

Shadowgear

https://twitter.com/phansitec Follow me, nerds

Luck

you know shadow, if you want to get followers you should stop coming off as a bakugo and turn yourself into a deku or at least a todoroki

Micah

Sounds anime

Luck

it is. They just reminded me a lot like the character I compared them to. And when I say a lot, I mean a LOT.

elmco

his name is chad, actually

-Toki-

>implying people dislike Bakugo

Luck

No. I'm saying being a bit nicer to people wouldn't hurt his chances. Also he acts like season 1 bakugo.

Hat_Kid

Where's my money

-Toki-

>implying people dislike season 1 bakugo He's been a pretty popular character from the start, just comes with being a primary in a popular series

YoRHa No.9 Type S

I've yet to hop into My Hero Academia, but I'll likely do so this summer. It's been recommended quite a lot

Shadowgear

you know shadow, if you want to get followers you should stop coming off as a bakugo and turn yourself into a deku or at least a todoroki Wow, you really out there comparing people to anime characters, huh

elmco

bakugo is literally the worst character in that show, if not any

Shadowgear

Bad take but okay

Joemomma40

I stopped watching that show a while ago

leon-help

breathes in HELP ME LEON

Ina

Yæt

elmco

i'm not even a big fan of that show by "not a big fan" i mean i dislike it strongly

Luck

Ok. I disagree but respect your opinion. Out of curiosity, what about the show do you not like?

Joemomma40

breathes in HELP ME LEON I’m getting ptsd flashbacks i'm not even a big fan of that show by "not a big fan" i mean i dislike it strongly Same dude

Micah

Which show?

Shadowgear

Boku no Macadamia

Micah

Boku no Macadamia Oh

Luck

don't let them deceive you. it's called Boku no hero academia or in English My hero academia

elmco

Ok. I disagree but respect your opinion. Out of curiosity, what about the show do you not like?the fans shoving it down my throat, claiming it's the best thing ever. that's why i hate fanbases. they are cancerous, and a plague to the thing they're "supporting". i watched and read some of mha and thought it wasn't my cup of tea, but then when people are like, 'hey, you like anime? well have you seen mha? it's like the best thing ever' and if i say i have, and i don't really like it, they get fucking pissed at me for having negative opinions. mha fans are some of the worst fans i've ever had the pain of coming in contact with. all the people saying it's so great makes me dislike it a lot more than i would normally.

Micah

Ah...

Joemomma40

don't let them deceive you. it's called Boku no hero academia or in English My hero academia cough cough fanboy cough cough

Luck

Tot_Pop

bakugo is literally the worst character in that show, if not anyHow could Bakugo possibly be the worst character when we have generic perv who’s supposed to be comic relief but always comes off as annoying? Seriously though I don’t know why it’s a thing in anime but that kinda character gets on my nerves most of the time

Shadowgear

How could Bakugo possibly be the worst when the main character is a self insert

elmco

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/569673607786266652/572150946407383080/elmco_p3.png burn my bread

(edited by elmco)

Micah

Burnt breaddd

elmco

you

Lvl-3_Agathion

Kamoshida, more like Commie-Shida amirite

Shadowgear

Watch Kamen Rider or become the dust my feet stomp as I walk to the bathroom

elmco

no, kamen rider big gay

Alex_Liang

"...."

elmco

whoa alex been awhile

Joemomma40

just imagine this is something relevent to the conversation

Tot_Pop

Just imagine there's a conversation

Joemomma40

Just imagine there's a conversation you arnt wrong

Tot_Pop

Yeah, I'm pretty good at the whole "not being wrong" thing, its one of my best qualities

snow-frost

hey you must be tired lets go to sleep

Sarinman

https://i.imgur.com/dZTLIKN.jpg

Faggor_Anon

This is still going? Should I be proud or worried for our dedication to this thread? Eitherway, I'm glad the site's back again.

Micah

I am tired and big de d

elmco

hoowee this place has dipped

Micah

Bazinga

LavenKechi

Challenger approaching!

Sakuranomiya_Maika

Eat your breakfast

Tot_Pop

But I hate eggs

Sarinman

eat your damn eggs tot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKxAveQdtvg

Tot_Pop

Screw You Danny Devito you’re not my mom!

Sarinman

Yes he is, now eat the damn eggs

LavenKechi

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Joemomma40

https://i.imgur.com/5RRwntl.gifv

elmco

zoo wee momma i hate all of you

Joemomma40

So we BOTH hate me? I thought it was just for a little while...

Hoo_BOY

Hoo ( Joker is secretly pedo ) Boy!

Sarinman

Boo (Jokermod is secretly a master singer and bad shitposter) hoy

Queef

did someone say momma? hello yes i was summoned

TheGay

Ah yes, this thread very much reminds me of myself

elmco

i honestly and truly wish for this thread to die, but im not about to lose to some fucking newfags

TheGay

bitch I've been on this site longer than you've been alive

Joker

I'm fairly positive I've been on the internet longer than both of you have been alive.

Natsuki

raps about the jfk assisnation

Tot_Pop

You'd've had to start around the age of 11 if the hints you've given on Discord are any good, and that'd definitely be a no if you were adding our ages

Sarinman

JFK more like John Fortnite Kennedy

Joemomma40

bitch I've been on this site longer than you've been alive seeing as elmco's profile is older than yours by months I would think this statment is false unless this is an alt of someones than prove me wrong

elmco

it's probably an alt, but the account was made in 2017, while mine's from 2018, meaning that they are older than me on here. also joker, you're just reinforcing the 'grandpa' idea

Sarinman

Grandpa Joker needs to drink his Bone Hurting Juice for the day and GO BACK TO SLEEP

Tot_Pop

Its an alt, also Elmco, you were actually there when we were discussing it so you should probably remember. My original account is "Bgammax" but I pretty much stopped using it after the character when RIP so I guess this is my main now

Joker

@Elmco I've already embraced the grandpa thing at work. @Joemomma40 - You, uhh.... wanna double check that bud? https://i.imgur.com/GvnAmkK.png https://i.imgur.com/CKXG5Jt.png

(edited by Joker)

Sarinman

Elm is my favorite old god

hazama

the realest shit are accounts with spaces in their names glances at old account

elmco

don't appreciate that fake screenshot joker, slander isn't cool here's the real evidence. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/512409994361307158/573714204855631909/Screen_Shot_2019-05-02_at_11.33.22_PM.png i am the oldest god.

Micah

Wait that's illegal

Alibaba-

What are the rules to this challenge?

elmco

the name is the game

Sarinman

The real way to win is become a mod, post, and then lock the thread. Fixes a lot of problems

Joemomma40

One thing you’ll need to know about me is I get stuff wrong ALOT like a lot a lot

Micah

Bazinga

Shadowgear

I'm my favorite old god

elmco

Bazingadon't steal my fucking thing

Micah

Bazingant

Tot_Pop

tnagnizaB

Micah

Woah that is epic

Tot_Pop

Aww, thanks, I spent like hours working on it, you’re pretty rockin’ yourself

Micah

Firstnt