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Ask Oracle Remade!!
Bored. Ask me stuff~
Do you like an anime called Higurashi when they cry
@-Oracle- How's your mother doing?
(Sorry for the dark humour)
Do you know why my TV is trying to eat me?
Okay, so I found this thing called a "Lottery Ticket" and all it says here is "Too Bad." on it. What's the purpose of this ancient human artifact?
People pay for tiny hope that they won't have to work themselves to death for the rest of their lives.
@-Shiro- She's good, just a little cold. And in the ground....
That is exactly the use of lottery tickets
Yu, it just wants some attention ;p
@Skull @-Oracle- Yikes, that's rather dark.
Higurashi is good just nonsensical
@YoRHa No.9 Type S that's part of the reason we want to save society from the rotten
@-Oracle- Well, I'm wishing you the best in your mission! Glory to mankind!
If you could kill anyone but Inari who would it be
Exc Shido and ajechi
Inarix2
Shido is tied with Inari tho
(Definitely shido as futaba lost her mother because of him and his greed)
(Shido is indeed a really bad person, but that isn't the reason I made the account. I made an account for him since I enjoy being in debates)
(Yeah I wasn't talking about you at all I don't mind the rp shido and you play it well! In the actual p5 universe though futaba would probably want shido gone if the change of heart never worked? Idk just my thoughts)
@-Oracle- is the UFO that you pilot and give the thieves assistance comfortable?
@-Oracle-

Have you heard of a movie called A Brave Heart: The Lizzie Velasquez Story? If not, I highly recommend it. Here's the trailer.

https://youtu.be/T0L00A4rD60
@Sunbreaker-titan very! It's kinda floaty in there but it's definitely comfy
@LegallyBlindGamer

(This is an rp account, while I appreciate you spreading awareness I believe you are doing it in the wrong way. I'd really appreciate it if you would avoid posting links to it in this topic!)
@-Oracle-

Be my Futa-Waifu?

...Wait that doesn't sound right.
@-Queen- omg, best title.
But absolutely!
@-Oracle- (Oh sorry, misinterpreted what you said. Thanks for the compliment about how I RP Shido tho.)
@-shido-
(No worries! I really understand that rp online is difficult because there's the missing emotions of the human voice so it's very easy to misinterpret a lot of things! As much as I despise shido as a character I do like seeing him in rp because it adds the sense of danger and rivalry. I do apologize that was taken the wrong way though I'll be more careful im really trying to adapt to the way futaba talks though so I guess it'll be a while before I can get it down and there aren't misunderstandings! Thanks for listening though!!)
Is all you ever eat cup ramen?
@-Fox- No! I eat chips and stuff too, s-stupid Inari. Ofcourse I eat lots of sojiro's curry but I can't stand coffe, too bitter!! ×.× What do you eat besides those breadsticks.
You just got ROASTED Fox
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Ha, of course you wouldn't be able to appreciate such fine coffee as Leblanc's.
I eat... curry...
It's as bitter as me, hence the worst possible combination. -
Touché.
I bet whatever curry you eat is third rate compared to sojiro's :I
Ha. Where would I go for curry besides Sojiro. The Phantom Thief discount is a necessity for my survival some days.
It wouldnt be necessary if you didnt buy 2 lobsters for painting in....
In Hawaii*
You obviously felt the allure of those beauties as well. If I recall, you were fairly desperate to get your hands on them.
what candy u like?
CA-Pu-CHI-no!!! no Ex-spr-ie-so!!
Oracle,
Favorite game?
Fox they taste amazing, how could I not want those!?
(I just realize now the lobsters were from the beach trip, wow how did I forget that...)
@code I prefer salty snacks like shrimp puffs!
Joker i really enjoy Punch-de-Ouch!

(Persona series is my all-time favorite though, persona 5 has taken my heart for favourite game! It's rivaled by Nier:Automata)
Hey, Change my heart and I will help you face the medjed
I can't change my own heart!!! o.o

(Uhhhhhhhhhhh a second futaba appeared!! Panic.)
Okay then just forget what i said, and I will not tell anyone any information about the phantom thieves.

(Futaba has already given up xD)
OOC: (Xenogears remains my top spot, Nier:Automata is up in the top rankings. Out of the MegaTen games, P5 rivals Devil Survivor)
Welp I'm so screwed...
What did fox ever do to you?!
Ah, welcome to my plight, Oracle.
I have duplicates running around constantly in the morning.
I too know the feeling of being so hugely popular that everyone wants to be me.
They're just, harder to find.
Lol get out XD
Only the morning Joker? You need to recharge!

(Idc about other rp accounts I'm just not sure how to reply ;_;)
Lol ok fine -Oracle- your off the hook... I think
Skull why would anyone want that!?
(There's gonna be someone who complains that they're the original and I'm certainly not and none of us really are, only altus definitively owns the phantom thieves of heart)
I'd sooner see a army of teddies on this site.
(It's just something that happens in rp)
That sounds terrifying!
Oh hey cool, Another me. What is it like for you over there, me?
Yes, in the morning.
Have you seen another Joker posting in the last 4 hours? Lol. They tend to flock in the early hours.

(The forum kinda adapted a whole "Multiverse" thing for multiple rp accounts to accommodate the absurdity of it all. Don't worry about "Original".
If you see me use that term, it's because I was the first Joker account. Not the "offical Joker".)
(indeed,it should be fun and enjoyed by everyone and nothing over the top like that!)
(However pride dictates I wouldn't mind being seen as the Offical Joker =P )
@PTAlibaba It's pleasant, not much has happened either after the whole god thing.
Skull you get 10 points on style and going in loud
I haven't are you sure you aren't just seeing things? Maybe I haven't noticed yet o.o
(Yeah I get that joker I've just seen a lot of "you need permission from the original" posts in archives. That's why I brought it up. Sorry about that Lol. Sorry just brought up the topic due to the other futabas)
Just don't take over the top Joker and we'll be fine :D
As the only Skull I feel fine about calling myself the original Skull.
That's almost as bad as Inari!
wt rings u got bithc?
(I'm the calm leader style Joker. The one I'd consider the canon personality.
Part of the fun about Joker is he's that blank slate, so an official one is not exactly possible lol.

Anyway, that's enough hijacking OOC stuff on this topic. Back to lurking I go.
Enjoy Oracle :) )
(Later joker it's nice seeing you here, feel free to stop by again!

I agree with the calm joker as cannon but I also like the sarcastic joker too lol.)
@GiantDad ring of favor and protection and havels wat r u casul?
(Dark souls is great and all but bloodborne is where it's at)
What's life like as a defunct Batgirl?
I mean it's exciting helping everyone steal hearts! But I just support, I don't really fight so it's a little boring when joker is paving over enemies.
omg you're working with joker didn't he shoot you through the spine or something
Most definitely Not! He would never shoot me. :c
Why are you such a meme lord?
@Nibba Isn't that how everyone is!?
Oh I'm so screwed, nobody is actually like that are they.... x_x
Since Necronomicon is your Persona, do you like the cosmic horror genre?
@Adichi I love it! It's just outside of regular thought and so unique. I read a lot of lovecraftian books to!! ^_^

If you could make anything of the P thieves do something i credibly stupid in public, who would it be
Ps Fox already does stupid things in public
And what would it be too
I understand my presence might not be the most welcome, but I must ask you something Oracle. What is the extent of your knowledge of 'Cognitive psience'?
What's your favorite type of coffee bean?
Can you teach me about how you use your persona
@Mishima I'd probably make every single one of skulls failures public. since Inari does that already
@akechi-robinhood Despite being awful to joker, you deserve an answer. Everything I know is what shido has plus a little from experience. I have the basic research on how this was discovered and down to how shadows actually work / why they're tied to lifeforces. I can't say toooooo much or shido will see
Kojima!? How the hell!!? Back on topic. Any of the beans but covered in chocolate are pretty tasty. I don't like blends ~_~
@-Oracle- I'm thankful that you can look past any animosity and give me an answer, and applaud your maturity.
@Oracle Is Makoto truly best girl?
@mishima Necronomicon is just used for keeping myself and the others at an advantage! Being able to see what's happening from a safe distance and provide an accurate analysis is invaluable. However! Data isn't all it can do, being able to buff the party with the arcane is super effective! I can't do it all the time though, it's exhausting T_T
@killerqueen best girl, right after me of course >:3c
@akechi-robinhood even though I'll co-op with you make no mistake i don't think you're going about the metaverse the right way at all. :v
@Oracle I would love to get into a discussion of what constitutes the 'right way' to use the metaverse.

(Note: This Akechi is set somewhere during the Sae infiltration)
(Ooc: yeah futaba is aware of akechi being a traitor before sae's palace.)
@akechi-robinhood you simply believe in it's use for the wrong reasons! The phantom thieves are only using it to help society!!
(OOC: Just makin' sure we're on the same page)
@Oracle Morality is a broad scope, as is 'helping society'. You turn the country against its own government and, while you do stop people who need stopping, you are still vigilantes, and as such, need to be stopped, hence our arrangement.
( I try to make sure I don't jump into anything with shido when I meet akechi rp accounts!)
@akechi-robinhood it's not fair though! We've done more to help society than anything the government has done. Wouldn't you be a vigilante in that sense as well since you aren't a licensed detective.... .3.
@Oracle The government supports me, and nobody's calling for my blood, so I think it's safe to say I don't fit the criteria.
As for your first point, you still infiltrate the hearts of others and tamper with them. Even if your targets have it coming, is it truly justice to enter another person's thoughts and feelings, which is likely the greatest invasion of privacy possible?
@akechi-robinhood if that person is harming others because of how distorted their heart has become then it's just. You know as well as the rest of us we were set up with okumura stealing a heart doesn't do That! And even if a government backs you, you still fit the category until your licensed. By that logic you're in the same boat buddy
@Oracle Even if I am unlicensed, the media and government recognises my position as a just person, acting within law, calling me the 'Second coming of the detective prince'.
I see your point in regards to your first statement, but disagree on the grounds that, in truth, changing a person's whole personality is akin to killing their old self.
@Akechi-RobinhoodEven if you are the second coming you still trespass just the same as us. Youre guilty of the same thing, if you can even call it a crime. And If theyre hurting others then they deserve the change of heart. It's not okay to leave it in the hands of a clearly incompetent lawforce and let more suffer!
@-Oracle-

Hate to interrupt you're debate with Akechi there, but I need some new hair conditioner.

I want some change and I was wondering what kind of Conditioner you use for your hair?
@Oracle I see your point and withdraw my own. Of course, you will still disband after Niijima-san's heart has been fixed, as per our deal. This was an enlightening discussion, thank you Oracle.
@Akechi-Robinhood Yeah I know. i dont like it but I know...
(OOC: just wanna tell you that your futaba rp is top-tier)
@-Queen- I use the discount brand from the akihabara mall, it's functional and lets me spend more on my equipment :p
(ooc: thank you so much! I havent been rping for the last few years so i was worried about coming back to it. Im really glad to hear that im doing that well :D)
(OOC: I also enjoy hearing critique of my own rp, as improvement is something I like doing)
(ooc: pre betrayal akechi is really working out! You hit the facade of the level headed detective perfectly. Youre about as blunt with topics as he would be i really like it!)
(OOC: I find my calm rp is best at 12 at night. But seriously, thanks dude, it's appreciated. I need sleep now, have a good one!)
(ooc: thanks for stopping by~)
So, people know you are Oracle. Can you give a vision about something? Like future maybe?!
@RemyShaw I see the future clearly, I see you are stuck forever a normie. Unfortunate ;o
can you make a bot ?
A2 Maayybe I do code more than building. Its not impossible tho!
@-Oracle-

COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER: What is your opinion if Futaba and Yusuke hook up. Honestly I think that would be adorable af
@-Fox- omg that's adorable your right
@-fox- OOC: It could be neat, when they get along though. Other than that they'd always be at each other's throats.
I'm back once again, and here's a question for @-Oracle- of the Phantom Thieves. Why have you caused the mental shutdown cases? Are you trying to act out your so called 'justice'?
@-Shido- We have done no such thing you rotten politician. We only ever steal hearts of the corrupted and twisted! Our justice is far better than anything you will ever bring as prime minister _
@-Shido- -REMOVED BY ADMIN-
@-Oracle- Ha! Such utter tripe you are spouting, my goals are noble and are for the sake of saving Japan! While you, the utter trash of the country, try to undermine society with your 'reform' that is nothing but lies. I WILL save this sinking ship of a country, no matter the cost and you better remember that.
@-Oracle-
What! No way. You are liar. And, my life not become suck like that. Anyway, what do you think about mementos? The Palace People
(Welcome back @shido~)
(Thanks @-Oracle-)
@remmyshaw It's too late you're already a normie! Mementos is super boring tbh, I fall asleep in the mona-mobile all the time ._.
@-Oracle-

How are things with Sojiro?
@LegallyBlindGamer things are great with sojiro! He's been happy that I decided to stay. He still can't get me to drink coffee c:
@-Oracle-

Got some of that discount conditioner, its surprisingly well made for something so cheap.

So; Next question: Favorite villain in our game?
@-Queen- Yalbadoth. He treats everything like a game. Seeing that headshot on him though was completely satisfying :3
You weren't even the one fighting, Oracle. That was truly a tough battle, especially without our necessary buffs...
Maybe it's just cause I didn't give you any, stupid inari. Besides buffing everyone except you, gathering and processing information on the god of creation is difficult in a short time. I thought even you would get it, I overestimated your int stats.
Although even I have to admit, some of those heals saved our team, so I appreciate you being a team player.
Oracle, who art thou? And who art I? And... more important... is it really Lupus? :O
@-Fox- Alright! Im glad you actually realize my usefulness, that doesnt excuse your 37 misses though....
@Lupus Go from your own contract :I Idk is it REALLY lupus?
Do you play this game called "Persona"?
@IamThou I wonder, did I? That's my other self. It's a game now!?

(Ofc)
@-Oracle- which phoenix ranger is your favourite
@-mishima- red ranger ofcourse! He's the coolest out of the bunch.
What about the blue one since he/she is always so smart
What about we turn Inari into one so he can understand why they are so special
@-mishima- I guess but I need to be brave like red ranger and tackle the hordes of pedestrians.
Good luck with that, i guess joker is always there if you need him, but if you do need anything from someone else I'll help
Inari wouldn't get it if he was die-cast and hand painted. >->
Thanks for the offer Mishima. I'll consider.
If you had to nude model for fox or make everyone else (every confidant) do it, what would you do?
I won't even buff that Inari. Everyone else can have fun
Poor Inari, making him have to see skull nude
He deserves it :v
He sure does
Huh!
@RemyShaw yup! You re doomed forever as a normie ;p
@-Oracle- what is your opinion of the non-technological parts of Akihabara?
@akechi-robinhood it's sooo boring. And usually packed.... :/
Favourite meme?
Do you play any video games, Oracle?
@-Mishima- I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now. :v

(It fits futaba too well)
Lol yep
OOC: Look at ask me anything by -Noir-, poor Mishima confesses his feeling and everyone but Haru sees them for over a day and continuing
@LegallyBlindGamer Kirakuji Temple it plays better than Hatredo Goemon. And isn't ruined by that stupid inari..
-mishima- ooc:that's hilarious, maybe mishima will be noticed one day. :p
OOC: probably not
Ooc: or maaaybe not lol
Are you top nep?
Do you KomaBagel?
Best videogame
Best anime
Seen rwby?
Corpse party?
Best phoenix ranger
There are a bunch of questions
Too many questions?
I'm sorry Futaba did i scare you
I know your still not 100% on convo
She will answer in time. @-Mishima-
Bu-but what if she thinks I'm just a zero know..
Wait a minute..shido, helping me, you really must need supporters
@-Mishima- Don't be like that! You MADE the Phantom Thieves website, you are an integral member of the Thieves. You are no zero, your are indeed one of the heroes this country needs.
Thank you, Shido, sir
Please don't get me arrested
@-Mishima- All I am doing is helping a citizen of the country I will soon control, is that not a leaders duty?
OOC: has your rp Shido had a change of heart yet
@-Mishima- Don't worry, I won't arrest you... yet. (It seems like someone removed your info from the public census, and due to this you don't legally exist. So you are in a legal blind spot at the moment.)
@-Mishima- OOC: Nope, no one has actuallly tried. I did have a debate with the holy grail yesterday however. That was pretty cool.
OOC: cool, good to know
ANYONE WANT TO RP AKECHI? I WANT YOU TO LUBE UP YOUR COCK WITH PANCAKE SYRUP. EMAIL ME TO MEET UP AND FUCK. ILL GIVE MY EMAIL IF SOMEONE ASKS FOR IT
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
And no questions were answered that day xD
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Did this dead?
Okay, Alibaba. Give it to me straight. Who do you have the hots for?
Cmon it's obvious that everyone wants that You Narukami booty
Wooow wtf
Ooc: I've been busy but holy shit this blew up and morganalover found it....
Ok mishima, rapid fire c:<
Nep nep
Why would i??
It waaaas Hatredo Goemon (ooc: Persona 5 atm I'm on ng 3)
Ghost stories English dub; keeping digging holes, hole digger.
Of course I have, it's pretty okay. 8.5/10 not enough hang
How about a skeleton party ;p (nooo thanks)
Red ranger duhhh


@akechihaspancakelube

I died!? Why didn't anyone tell me??
@_steel_ does myself count? (Noooot really.)
Yang*
I swear this system upgrade has been a downgrade on the dictionary I installed -3-
@-shido- you couldn't even find him if you made fake documents. Goooood luck >:3c
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Would you fuck a cat?
@-fox- it's not sassy if it's true you stupid Inari :L
@-AkiraKurusu- no.
Hey y'all
What are your opinions?
@-Oracle-
So you agree that you're child? I thought you would come to your senses eventually, I'm quite proud of you.
Do you play War thunder? If yes, what country do you normally use?
@-Fox- Why would I ever agree with you !? You're the one who needs to come to his senses :v
@ya want some tea and crumpets
@Mona my opinions on what, being a better support/generally more useful @_@
@-Oracle-
@Hillcock seems kinda boring if I'm honest. There's no reason to play anything other than Japan either. It just has what seems to be the best stats atm
@-mishima- eww, what are you british? Ill stick to something that actually tastes good...
I am British yes(ps i don't like tea or crumpets)
I live on instant ramen and cereal
And instant latte
@-mishima- sounds like a dying college student tbh
A college student that isn't dying doesn't exist.
They have instant ramen in the UK? Idk why but that surprises me
We have pretty much a ll the same store bought food as merica, just not the same stores
@-Oracle- Do you want me to fix the stretching on your profile pic? It's bothering me a bit tbh
Sigh I'm too young to die or go to college
@mako-chan sure, I couldn't figure out why it was doing that :L
Wanna play some videogames
Ooc: should be fixed now
@_steel_ sure?
Hey first post here, do we all just shitpost or something---
Can you tell Noir good things about me?
@Zyltis you'd be surprised to hear the answer is no
Mishima, I think you're taking this a little far man
Would it be possible to stop hating me for a few hours so we could possibly do something together?
I am kinda surprised. Might lurk then.
It's possible if you would say sorry for ruining my Phoenix rangers collectors figure :<
@Zyltis welcome then~
You don't mess with collectibles.
(And thanks! I probably should have named myself Naoya but whatever-)
But- I didn't ruin them.
@-Oracle- Either link the pic you used or I can find you a different one
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lol randomly found this beauty
How do you get your hair so long? and OOH, we should get sushi soon! uh.. Now I want sweets too... Are you busy right now?
I'll post a some options for you

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Dont know why that didnt work
@Mako-chan thank you~ I'll give them a few different tries!
@Takamaki I have never cut it beyond a trim :p
Oh sushi gimme gimme, I could totally go for some!!
@Kitagawa you definitely ruined them D:<