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Boss
Leblanc 3: The Fair Sanctuary
It's open again, I think we need a little space from the shitstorm. Coffee, pancakes, curry, and new Fatty Tuna Sushi. I bought a bunch due to popular demand
CualiqueXSora
feed me motherfucker
Boss
Hey hey, calm down
What do you want?
NotAJojoReference
*insert Big Smoke's order*
RobowaifuAigis
The thots are banished
We must celebrate!
*downs ten mugs of hot oil*
Boss
No.
Boss
No more big smoke
CualiqueXSora
Can I have a caramel macchiato, 2 pancakes, a small bowl of curry, and a roll of fatty tuna?
Groo Akechi
can i have a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coffee please
NotAJojoReference
Fiiiine. Give me the fatty tuna. I'm definetely not gonna feed it to the cat or anything.
Boss
@Groo Akechi
Here, but watch the language alright? It pretty disrespectful
Boss
@CualiqueXSora
Here, a big order.

Oh, Mona already ate
CualiqueXSora
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Aki-Joker
After all that I would need a drink to recover.
You have a recommendation,Boss ?
Boss
@CualiqueXSora
I gave you food.
Boss
@Aki-Joker
We've got the house blend if you want that.
I don't stock booze...publicly anyways
Groo Akechi
Thanks boss, I have no idea what happened on the site but it sounds like shit went down yesterday?
CualiqueXSora
i'm eatin the FUCK out this joint, b.
Boss
Hoo boy, it wasn't that bad yesterday compared to today...
Aki-Joker
Thanks I need something to drink away the pain.
Groo Akechi
Oh really? Ohhh boy.
BlackFrost
I'll have the usual.
Boss
@Aki-Joker
Then I assume you want an Irish house blend?
Boss
@BlackFrost
Right, here's a pure black
Aki-Joker
Sounds perfect,Boss .
RobowaifuAigis
*continues to drink hot oil*
You guys should try some.
Boss
@Aki-Joker
I call it "Himalayan Black Guinness" enjoy.
Boss
@RobowaifuAigis
Please be careful, I don't want this place to be lit on fire. You're drinking crude. I didn't even give you that, where'd you get that?
Aki-Joker
I needed this, thanks. So refreshing.
Boss
@Aki-Joker
Course, but don't drink over your limit. I reserve the right to stop you
RobowaifuAigis
Huh
*Looks at mug*
Where did I get this from?
I don't even remeber.
RobowaifuAigis
*remember
Boss
Again, please be careful
RobowaifuAigis
Not to worry, I was programmed to drink with minimal negative effects.
This establishment is perfectly safe.
-AkiraKurusu-
Boss, Im so, so sorry. I-I don't know what happened to me...
Boss
I...i can live in peace
Boss
The evil that plagued my establiment is gone...I don't care about profits, or safety regulations. Im breaking out the bubbly! Free Everything!
Aki-Joker
I am fine with this coffee .My name is not Ohya so I know my limit.
hazama
I'll carry on his legacy.
NotAJojoReference
No more jizz coffee? Good.
Boss
Everybody's meals are free of charge! Plenty of everything!


Even the booze
Kitagawa
What if I preferred the "special" coffee?
NotAJojoReference
I'll take the curry.


Semen-free of course
RobowaifuAigis
This is the celebration of the end of an era
much joy is needed!
Boss
@NotAJojoReference
Of course, a plate freshly made.

Kitagawa, if you want that, you can find plenty of bars that do that in Shinjuku
hazama
I swear to god, I'm going to cum in your air conditioner old man
Boss
Please don't, those are expensive
Kitagawa
Indeed I can, it was cheaper here though...

Hm... I suppose I will have some curry then, mild please.
NotAJojoReference
Thanks for the meal.
Boss
@Kitagawa
Here, rice included
-AkiraKurusu-
٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)咖啡！！
Akechi-kun
Some pancakes and your finest coffee, please.
Boss
@Akechi-kun

Here, a fresh stack and Himalayan Black
Boss
Let it be known that after every disaster, my shop will serve as a sanctuary for all who wish
Craven
Hello
Boss
Hey kid, what'll it be
NotAkira
Hello, i would like to learn how to make good coffee. I can only make okay coffee.
Boss
That is a trade secret, can't show you that
-AkiraKurusu-
(•̤̀-•̤́๑)咖啡?
pancake
teach me how 2 make pancakes
Heat_OBrian
Do you serve human meat
Boss
@pancake
You could just ask your mom for that...
pancake
what mom :(
Boss
Oh...right.....



Oh no....
Craven
Hello im back
Craven
The cafe is closed i came too late
Bamtom1234
I'll have a stack of pancakes with chocolate sauce and your recommendation of coffee :P
Boss
Alrighty, a chocolate stack...and Himalayan Black. Here we are
Craven
Can i order something?
Boss
Yeah, what's up?
Craven
Coffe and spicy Curry please
-Labrys-
Hey Boss, how ya doin'? Could I get a 3 stack with Maple? And uh...just some water please. How many big ones do I owe ya?
Bamtom1234
Your the best boss *noms on pancakes*
Boss
Here we are
Bamtom1234
So what did happen on the forum today? I'm worried about your sanity :P
Craven
Yeah tell us boss
Boss
@-Labrys-

Here, that'll be ¥1200
Boss
A lot of....strange, strange things kids.
All in all, im happy now that I don't have to worry about my coffee being tainted
Bamtom1234
You and me both, well here's ¥5000 to help make up what you lost on said tainting :P and i'll order another stack :P
Craven
Good to hear boss that you are now happy
-Labrys-
@Boss here is ¥3000. The excess is a tip. You're the best Boss.
pure-anon
he truly is a man worthy of the codename "boss"!!
-Labrys-
I'm sorry you had to go through such things Boss...anything I can do for you? I ain't very skilled, all I'm really good for is fightin' Shadows...
Mona
Meow
Boss
@Bamtom1234
Alright, here's another stack. Thanks for the tip
Craven
Hi Mona
Bamtom1234
There may be weirdos abound but you'll always have your loyal customers around :P
Bamtom1234
*begins devouring second stack*
Boss
Huh, there's the cat...

Oh, labrys, don't worry. Ill be fine
Craven
Is the cat allowed in the kitchen?
Boss
He'll be fine, he never sheds for some reason...
-Labrys-
Hey @Bamtom1234, could you pass the blueberry syrup?
Craven
You guys really love pancake :D
-Labrys-
Okay @Boss. If you need anything though, let me know. You're a pretty cool guy after all. A real pal.
Bamtom1234
Sure thing *slides it down the counter*
Boss
I've got those gay mafia guys on call, they've got security.
Bamtom1234
Another stack! Stat!
Boss
@Bamtom1234
Alright alright, here.

Oh, and, don't mention that I called them the gay mafia. They really hate that
-Labrys-
Thanks partner. Man though @Bamtom1234, you sure inhale those pancakes. Aren't cha gonna get sick at that rate..?
Boss
I don't think he cares @-Labrys-
Craven
This curry is very delicious
Boss
Glad you like it
Bamtom1234
I have what we call here in england 'hollow legs', it takes a lot for me to get full on food :P
Craven
It is your wife's recipe right?
-Labrys-
Wife? You married @Boss? What's she like? Bet she's a real doll..
Bamtom1234
Come on boss, spill :P
Craven
His wife is dead
Boss
Never had a wife, kid
Craven
Akira told me that you had one
Boss
I've had plenty of flings way back when, im too old for that stuff now...
-Labrys-
Hmmm. Hey @Boss, could I get a helping of curry please? Let's keep it mild today.
Bamtom1234
Ooooh could I get a curry as well? :P here's an extra big tip for putting up with my multiple orders :P *passes you a ¥10,000 tip*
Craven
Boss was a harem king :D
Bamtom1234
Make mine spicey :P
-Labrys-
@Craven Harem King..? What's a harem...I think I've heard Yosuke-kun say that before...
Craven
He said that?
-Labrys-
I dunno..something about Yu-kun and how popular he is...
Craven
Where did boss go?
Boss
Sorry, I was lost in though
Uh, alright, spicy, spicy and...what did everyone want...? Oh geez...
Boss
Ah, right, @-Labrys-
Mild, here
Akechi here's your spicy,
-Labrys-
Thanks @Boss! ¥1000. Mmmmm-mmm-mmmm! Can't fake this sortta flavor! Your curry is the best Boss!
Craven
Boss we are your only costumers?
Boss
Thanks kid...robot...thing...
Joker
He makes me work whenever I show up.

Wait..
*Hides*
Boss
Yeah, right now the only people I have in my cafe is you, a detective, and a robo girl
AdachiImouto
And now a hopeful junior detective.

Good day, Boss. I will have the usual... And oh, you updated the menu. I'll try the sushi as well.
Craven
I wanna try the fatty tuna sushi
Yumi
Coffee please!
-Labrys-
Hey, I may be a robot, but I have a heart! Feelins too.
Tymek
What, uh...
What happened to Leblanc 1....and 2?
-Labrys-
The Akira incident...ohhhh....
*shiver*
Boss
Alright alright, here a full platter of sushi.
And a cup for you Yumi
Craven
I better watch out because the cat might try stole the sushi
GGGrahamcracker
Evening @Boss...thinks finally calmed down, eh? That's nice.

I'll have your finest Hazelnut Blend, 2 sugar, splash of milk, please!
AdachiImouto
Wonderful, I haven't had sushi in ages.

There's eel in this too, right? I would hate for it to slip away.
GGGrahamcracker
So, @-Labrys-, was it? I remember you. I was wondering, how did the Shadow Operatives react to the existence of something like Mementos? I assume that's why you're here?
Boss
@GGGrahamcracker
Here, hazelnut with 2 sugars and a little dash of milk. Enjoy.
-Labrys-
@GGGrahamcracker, yeah basically. Kindda like the thing back in Inaba. The way Yu-kun and everyone there described the TV world was the world inside everyone's hearts. But from what we've heard, so is Mementos. Mitsuru-san and Aigis are curious if there is a connection between the two. Also, Rise-chan has a new movie coming out, and she invited us along. Its called Sapphire, maybe you've heard of it?
Yuuki_Terumi
Who is ready for some chaos!
Craven
What do you mean ?
Boss
You talking about that incident back in inaba? It was all over the news at one point...whatever happened there?
-Labrys-
Ahhh...Look Mister, we don't want no trouble here...
Craven
Who is this guy and why wants chaos?
-Labrys-
Yeah @Boss. I don't know all the details about it, I wasn't awake then, but Yu-kun told me a bit about it. He spear headed the investigation with his friends after all. I just mentioned it because my boss and my sister are wondering if there might be commonalities between it and what happened here with the Phantom Thrives.
Yuuki_Terumi
@-Labrys- What me? Chaos is just the name of my band I play a mean electric guitar.
Boss
Oh, well, do me a favor and don't destroy anything​...I don't need any military efforts around.
Craven
Boss do you got a music box in here?
-Labrys-
@Yuuki_Terumi, ah okay...I've never heard of you guys. You a new gig?
AdachiImouto
Wait... TV world?

Labrys-san, were these friends of yours involved in the Namatame case? If I am allowed to ask, of course.
Boss
Yeah, there's a jukebox over there.

And...TV world?
Craven
Can i put some music in?
-Labrys-
I'm sorry @AdachiImouto, I'm not familiar with the name. I just know there was a serial murder case there in Inaba, and its turned out to have to do with Shadows...I didn't come around until awhile after.
Mako-chan
God, I'd kill for a house blend right about now, Boss. Homework is not fun.
Boss
Go right ahead @Craven
Boss
@Mako-chan
Coming right up, here kid
Craven
Beneath the mask is that good for you guys?
Boss
@-Labrys-

You kids and your mysteries....
-Labrys-
@Boss it's...complicated. I dont quite get it myself, but I've been there. Super weird...Again, I'm sorry I don't known too too much about it. Sis could probably fill you in better, and Yu-kun would know the most, but I dunno if he is around..
Boss
Yu...he blonde? Bout 5'8?
AdachiImouto
So, you admit that your friends tampered with evidence in the case in Yasoinaba? If so, that's quite interesting information.

I don't believe you gave me the proper names of these friends?
Mako-chan
Thanks, Boss.
-Labrys-
Yu-kun has more gray silvery hair. And if I remember right he's about 175 cm? 180?
Boss
Course, Ms niijima.

Hey, adachi, no investigation here. This is a shop not a station
Craven
Its 1:22 i should be sleeping right now
-Ann-
Can I get a condom and some alone time with Akira, Boss?
-Labrys-
Yu-kun tampered with nothin' @AdachiImouto. And from what I do know, wasn't the true culprit that was cuffed and prosecuted named...Adachi?
Craven
*laughing*
Boss
@-Labrys-
Yeah, he's been in here before...asked if my coffee could increase his understanding...
Yu-Narukami
Wait, who's talking about me?
-Labrys-
@Yu-Narukami
Ah, Yu-kun! Long time no see!
Mako-chan
Can I just point out, Boss joined 2 days about and he has over 600 posts. This dude's dedicated.
Boss
@-Ann-
No.
1: I don't just have those lying around
2: he doesn't live here anymore
3: you shouldn't just ask someone that at work
Boss
@Mako-chan
OOC: I have a lot of free time. I slack off at school because I get my work done incredibly fast, and nobody ever bothers me anywhere else and I need something to do BEC of my ADD
Craven
He is a legend
Mako-chan
Oh yeah, I can relate.
-Labrys-
@Boss
OOC: Glad you're spending that time here with us. This is quite seriously my favorite thread.
Mako-chan
This is the closest thing to social media I got besides Snapchat.
Craven
My favourite too
Boss
OOC: that's why I keep these threads going, makes me feel special and gives you guys a chance to chill with the bossman
AdachiImouto
Forgive me, Boss. Labrys-san merely brought up a topic that interested me. I didn't intend for it to sound like an interrogation.

But yes. Basically, I have reason to believe that Tohru Adachi is innocent. Please take our shared name as you will. I believe he was wrongly accused. Though I am not an official detective yet, I intend to find who was responsible for accusing Tohru Adachi.

I would like to ask more, but I do not wish to be disrespectful to Boss. Perhaps we will meet again elsewhere, Labrys and Yu-san.

OOC: this thread is indeed a masterpiece.
-Labrys-
OOC: Yeahhh! @Boss is the bossest of bosses!
Boss
I always try to keep the place fresh. I just renew the thread when I feel it's needed
Boss
Now who wants more coffee!?
Craven
I want some
-Labrys-
Hit me up with some Hazelnut please @Boss!
Tymek
How do robots eat?
MORGANALOVER
Give me the house blend
Boss
Alright, 2 blacks 1 hazel, coming up!


.....what are you doing here @MORGANALOVER
Yu-Narukami
I'll take some, but nothing too strong.
Boss
Here, cream and sugar @Yu-Narukami
Tymek
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-Labrys-
@Yu-Narukami what brings you here to Tokyo? Seeing Rise-chan for her new release?
Boss
Rise? You mean the idol? Risette?
Yu-Narukami
Ya, she invited me here for the release. I've seen Yosuke somewhere around here, too, but only briefly.
Boss
Futaba has talked about her before....I think...she talks about that stuff so much it just melds together
-Labrys-
@Yu-Narukami nice, me too! We should all try to get together some time, it'd be fun! Also, Mitsuru-san has been talking about what happened back in Inaba. She's curious if there might be connections to the case here in Tokyo with the Phantom Thieves. She might wanna talk to ya.
-Labrys-
And yeah @Boss, that's the one! She's super sweet, and strong too!
pixie
I need sanctuary from these crazy Akira wars, and also a hot chocolate.
-Labrys-
The Akira wars are a nightmare...so I'm not venturing outside Leblanc for awhile...
Yu-Narukami
It's definitely possible. The change of hearts that the phantom thieves are said to perform sound similar to having someone accept their shadow.
-Labrys-
But no one gained the ability to use personas like we did as far as we are aware. The biggest thing that she and Sis are caught up on is the fact that you and everyone else in the Investigation team described the TV world as the world inside peoples' hearts. From what we know about the Phantom Thieves, that's what Mementos is.
ForcedToSleepByMona
Hey Boss, here I am again. Do you have a Cappuccino for me?
Yu-Narukami
There's still too much we don't know. If we could ask the phantom thieves themselves it'd make things a lot easier to figure out.
-Labrys-
I agree. Oh, Yu-kun, have you tried the curry here? Its pretty good. The flavour...I think it might even rival your cooking!
Boss
Ah, eh....yeah, hot chocolate and a cap. Right here
Yu-Narukami
I'll have to try it for myself, then. Maybe I should take Nanako here sometime.
ForcedToSleepByMona
Thanks a bunch, Boss
Boss
Of course.
Boss
Im just gonna bump this up and say that im turning in for the night. Please don't cause another catastrophe over night
Yuuki_Terumi
Mods are gone quick post ponies!