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IamThou
Somebody was looking for you, Narukami-san.
Hitler
[Screams of disappointment in German]
Yu-Narukami
Oh, I wonder if it was someone I know.
AdachiImouto
Yu-kun... "She" was here.

@-Labrys- You seem tired, senpai. I can handle things, so you can go home if you wish.
IamThou
@Yu-Narukami She said her name was Iza..Izana..


Ah! Izanami! Her name was Izanami and she wanted to have revenge on you!

❤️❤️❤️
-Labrys-
*clangs fists together and just out of the roof and starts bending the metal roofing back into place before repairing the general structure*
-Labrys-
*jumps
Yu-Narukami
...I need to go do something...
*Leaves Cafe*
AdachiImouto
...Senpai is incredible. You fix as easily as your sister destroys.
-Labrys-
*Trigger building montage of repairing cafe*

*Finishes and lies down in a booth*

Whew...
Izanami-no-Okami
*Incoherent monologue in the distance*
Yu-Narukami
*in the distance* Childrens of man... Well done!
hazama
Izanami, that brings back memories.
She's quite a little bitch, isn't she bowl-cut?

Anyhow, what have I missed today?
Yu-Narukami
*reenters the cafe* Ok, I'm back.
-Labrys-
*sits up*

Boss is out right now. There were two Minato Arisatos. My sister destroyed by he front of the cafe. A mythical goddess ripped the ceiling off. I offered tea to Hitler. I just finished repairing the whole place.
Yu-Narukami
And I just defeated that mystical goddess... again.
hazama
Wow, quite a lot for one day. Then again, that's the usual in this place, huh? If Boss is out, maybe I should give the whole coffee thing a whirl. It can't be that hard.
AdachiImouto
@-Labrys- heh... Rest if you need, senpai. Things will be fine.

@hazama Oh, it's Hazama. As you can tell from the patches outside, today was... Eventful.

@Yu-Narukami Welcome back...? I'm reluctant to ask what happened.
-Labrys-
Oh and everyone was really tired earlier, I slept with Phantom_Trickster, whole bunch of people just ran outta batteries part way through the day y'know? Oh and towards the end before Hitler, there was also some talk of cannibalism.
*gestures to @IamThou*
-Labrys-
*nimbly vaults over counter*

I dont know how to do coffee...I have teas. That I can do. And I can cook, unlike some people..

*grimaces to Yu thinking of the girls*

I will be paying all tabs.
Yu-Narukami
I can cook pretty well, too, if need be.
hazama
Isn't that nice of you?

Well, looks like I have free reign here.
hazama
Oh, and I brought my own beans.They're my mother's old secret, so no peeking okay?
Yu-Narukami
That sounds... interesting.
-Labrys-
*clenches fist in front of @Hazama and some steam vents out of some small ports in it*

Follow the rules or get chain knuckled...

And thank you @Yu-Narukami, it'd be a pleasure.
-Labrys-
*watches @Hazama carefully whilst also respecting his request*
hazama
Oooh, scary robot girl. I'll behave, promise.

Well, the coffee's boiling, so let's do something else while that does it's thing.
-Labrys-
*narrows gaze*

Like..?
Yu-Narukami
We could play the king's game... wait, no, nevermind that could get weird.
-Labrys-
*clenches the collar of my school uniform*

No Yu-kun..yeah bad idea...
Yu-Narukami
Sorry, I just had so much fun that one time.
Yu-Narukami
At least I think I did...
imtherealklib
*walks in*

Hey, I heard someone say king's game!

And an Earl Grey Bo-...Boss isn't here...okay, well I'll still take that Earl Grey
-Labrys-
*rubs temple*

Oh Yu-kun...
-Labrys-
Sure thing.

*brews up some earl grey*

You want any milk and sugar on the side @imtherealklib?
imtherealklib
Nope, I like it black. Thank you though!
-Labrys-
Alright!

*slides it over*

Careful its hot. Enjoy!
imtherealklib
Much obliged!

*blows on the tea*
hazama
Alright, this should be good.

Who wants a taste of the patent-pending TDoATS?
-Labrys-
*cleans glasses diligently, resting most of my weight on my hip casually*
Yu-Narukami
TDoATS...? I think I'll wait, I learned my lesson after a certain camping trip.
-Labrys-
*looks over at @hazama*

TDo..what?
hazama
*Puts cup in front of Labrys and more in front of every open seat in the cafe*

Welp, enjoy. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
imtherealklib
*sips quietly*

Hm?
Yu-Narukami
Wheres Yosuke when you need him to taste test something...
-Labrys-
*glances down at it*

I-I'm gonna do a scan...

*focuses in and scans the contents*
imtherealklib
BOTTOMS UP!
*Chugs the "coffee"*
hazama
*flush*
imtherealklib
Huh. Not bad.
-Labrys-
O-oh n-...!!!
imtherealklib
What? Something wrong?
-Labrys-
*moves to confront @hazama*

W-What did you do..!?
hazama
*Emerges from bathroom*

Oh, oh shit you actually drank it. Hahahaha, I didn't think anyone would actually drink the TdoA..O..? Fuck it, the drink I made.
imtherealklib
I mean, it wasn't bad. But what's in it?
-Labrys-
*grabs collar*

What. Did. You. Do?
hazama
Oh yeah.
TDoAS, or Thirsty Darkness of a Thousand Souls. Give him like, three minutes or so and his central nervous system will look like those robo-sisters you beat the shit out of. Or, whatever that file I stole said they were. Whatever.
Yu-Narukami
Well, then. *Holds up card*
imtherealklib
wait what?!
hazama
On the bright side, it tastes alright.
Pain, and pleasure, I've got it ALL baby. Also, I lied; I don't have a mother. Heh.
-Labrys-
Ggggrrrrrrr...!!!
imtherealklib
IT WAS OKAY! NOT "KILL ME NOW" GOOD!
-Labrys-
*slugs @hazama*

Ariadne!!
Yu-Narukami
Hariti! Don't worry if you die I'll use Samarecarm.
imtherealklib
I mean, that's great and all. But I'd rather not die to begin with
hazama
Hey, calm down bowl-cut, you can cure the guy.
hazama
Also, OW. I bruise easy you know.
-Labrys-
*plants axe on @hazama to pin him*

How. Now
Yu-Narukami
Uh, wait, let me find a persona that can cure ailments...
imtherealklib
Urk...guys...hurry?

*clenches teeth and begins sweating profusely*
hazama
It's not curable by regular means like a spell. All you have to do is do something horrible to the owner of the location it was served in. I.e: Boss.
-Labrys-
Hurry Yu-kun..! Try Energy Shower..!
-Labrys-
Tch! What does that means @hazama!?
Yu-Narukami
Ishtar! Cast Amrita!
Yu-Narukami
Did it work?
hazama
Hm, well he likes his cafe, quite a lot actually. Why not steal from the register? Boss will never have to know it was you. Not like this place can afford cameras.
imtherealklib
I...feel better? Not great, but not dead...so it's a start?

*sits up and relaxes*
Yu-Narukami
Well, it seems I can delay the effects.
-Labrys-
*lifts axe*

Technically already met the criteria then. We're closed, yet here I am using his place, fighting in it. He doesn't condone that here.
hazama
You can delay it for now, but once the real poison kicks in, no spell known to us will stop it. The poison also targets a person's soul directly, so reviving him would be like having a walking corpse around.
Yu-Narukami
Wait, how can we use personas in this cafe anyway?
-Labrys-
To make sure it holds though, I could always take it another step..and..I dunno...kill someone...I dont like it when people mess with mah pals, ya catch mah drift..?
hazama
If he were here, I doubt he would have stopped you. It has to be something the guy would hate you for. Something that would hurt something so dear to him, he would never forgive you. Like, a certain set of teenage girls maybe?
-Labrys-
Gahh what are these teenage girls you keep mentioning??
imtherealklib
And why are you a prick?
hazama
You could kill me, but my body can me remade by someone I know, and my souls is bound to this world by a phenomenon Intervention. Catch my drift? Killing me would only satisfy YOU.
Yu-Narukami
Oh, if we need to cause a massive amount of destruction... Izanagi-no-Okami! MMyriad Truths!
*Giant beam of light begins engulfing cafe*
-Labrys-
N-No the cafe!!! Not agai---!!!
hazama
GAH! Ffffffuck, that hurt! Man, you ruined my best suit, kid. That blast hit a bystander too, ouch. Anyway, you did it, the Cafe is in shambles now.
imtherealklib
HOLY!

*hides under the table*
hazama
Good job, you did great Bowl-cut.

Now seems like a good time to mention that I was lying the whole time, it was just regular coffee; with an added in laxative. He was never in any real danger of dying. Surprise?
Yu-Narukami
Yeah, naked truth lies only if you realize / Appearing in nobody’s eyes till they sterilize.
Yu-Narukami
I zoned out there for a second.
-Labrys-
*looks around*

Oh no..I guess I gotta get to work...

*begins to rebuild the place and calls up Kirijo group for assistance*
Yu-Narukami
Did I take it too far?
-Labrys-
*reaches over and grabs @hazama, launching him out what used to be the front door*
IamThou
WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE TO BOSS' SHOP?!
hazama
Truth is, if you had taken any longer, I would have run out of lies. Coffee targeting a person's soul? Come on.
hazama
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Labrys-
*kneels sobbing*

D-Damn it..!!

*rebuilding montage begins using the might of the Kirijo Groupppp!!*
IamThou
Has thoth/narrator documented the several LeBlancs yet?
Yu-Narukami
Something still seems weird about this place...
Yu-Narukami
Why can I use my persona here?
imtherealklib
I don't think the massive attack helped the laxative...I'll be back...

*runs to bathroom*
hazama
He probably should. These are the only threads I ever RP seriously in. If you can call RP-ing as Hazama serious.
IamThou
@Yu-Narukami

Wait, do you think this is the real cafe LeBlanc?
-Labrys-
No idea @IamThou...

*stands up and rebuilding montage ends and the shop is returned to normal*

*men in black suits come in and begin replacing the dishware and electronics, as well as fresh groceries*
Yu-Narukami
Are we actually in that metaverse place I've been hearing about?
IamThou
Why are the skies red?
-Labrys-
I dunno...if we are, how did we get in..?

*men in black suits leave as shop is 100% back to normal again*
hazama
*Struts back inside, with a new suit and wounds completely absent*

We might be, there's no way to know. I guess it doesn't really matter.
-Labrys-
I can still use my phone though. And call people.
imtherealklib
*flush*

*sink turns on and later turns off*

*leaves the bathroom*

Phew, cleaned up. Now what's this about the Metaverse?
Yu-Narukami
I don't know, did you shake hand with any gas station attendant before coming here?
IamThou
There must be a reason why Boss' cafes never really survive. As if it were to repeat misfortune over and over again.
-Labrys-
Uh no...been in and out all day. Nothing has felt off...time and space has always been weird here...
imtherealklib
Oddly enough yes, @Yu-Narukami.

I thought it would be polite to do so.
hazama
Constantly repeating....shit.
I'll be back, I have something I need to check on.
-Labrys-
Well this one basically survived? After I rebuilt it twice...
-Labrys-
But I agree..the looping thing...and we can use our personas...
IamThou
How can we be so sure this one will remain standing?
IamThou
The power of the old gods might have some influence here...
Yu-Narukami
Wait you said you can call people? I can't seem to my phones acting weird. Theirs a weird symbol on the screen and I can't get rid of it.
imtherealklib
Same? Weird, I'mma click it.
*Proceeds to tap icon*
imtherealklib
Hm...it doesn't seem to do anything?
-Labrys-
Nngghh..!!!

*clutches head*
Yu-Narukami
Are you okay?
imtherealklib
Oh shit! What's wrong?!
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*wakes up*

Hey guys. I had an interesting dream...

It was Skyrim. But you guys were all their. You tried using your personas to fight a dragon, so I was just like, "leave this to the dovahkiin," and I used Fus Ro Dah to knock it out of the sky, and we all used an All Out Attack.

Then we all went to Inaba, and I taught you all how to pickpocket the clothes off of people's backs, so they walked around naked without realizing it.

Best dream ever.
-Labrys-
W-What are you guys doin..!! My head..I-It hurts..!!
imtherealklib
Don't tell me...it's the app?
hazama
Well, this isn't good. Tell me, you folks know what a Phenomenon Intervention is? I mentioned it earlier.
-Labrys-
*doubles over as a strange pulse of energy seems to wash over the cafe*

:"Beginning Navigation!":
Yu-Narukami
@Miranda_The_Lesbian
Interesting dream. I had a weird dream before where I was fighting a dark entity inside a bunch of fog.

@-Labrys-
You think the phone's app has something to do with it?
Yu-Narukami
Phenomenon Intervention...? Sounds complicated.
imtherealklib
Navigation to where? What intervention? I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY TEA!

*downs tea*

Good, back to panicking!
Miranda_The_Lesbian
@Yu-Narukami

That sounds like ominous foreshadowing.

-Labrys-
*the skies turn a sinister red and it beings to rain outside*

Hnng....
Yu-Narukami
Now's not the time to panic. We just need to put our head together and figure this out.
imtherealklib
Right! First things first, we need to help Labrys. She doesn't seem to be doing to hot. Then we figure out what's happening outside.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
This place's form is determined by your heart, right?

I wanna go see how fucked up my heart is!

Come on! Let's go!
hazama
Well, this is bad.
In short, a Phenomenon Intervention is a way to say "fuck off" to the laws of reality. They've even caused time to loop before, as it has before.
imtherealklib
Who said that to reality? I like reality!
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Well. I'm off to go find my palace. Laters.

*runs out of cafe*
Yu-Narukami
Should we stop them?
imtherealklib
Probably
hazama
Nah, leave 'em. Leave the robot alone too, she's far from our biggest concern. There's a lot to explain here, but just know that something big and worldwide is happening that would cause time to loop, but what?
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*runs in out of breath*

You guys.... I... Found....


My palace....
Yu-Narukami
Could it be some sort of ancient deity?
Miranda_The_Lesbian
It was.... *pant* Amazing....


It was....

Princess Peach's Castle... *pant* from Super Mario 64.
Yu-Narukami
Sounds Like Yukiko's castle...
hazama
Maybe, if this palace thing is something worth looking at, then it may be our cause. Or it could be Boss. Either is possible.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
I don't know about you guys, but I never want to leave here, now.
imtherealklib
But less perverted..
imtherealklib
Well I say we focus on whichever hazama suggests. He appears to know his stuff. Deadly coffees aside.
IamThou
New RP storyline w00t
-Labrys-
*gripsbthe hem of @Yu-Narukami's pants breathing heavily*

Yu-kun...what's going on...this feeling...it's like back in the TV world..!
Yu-Narukami
If these places are anything like dungeons in the tv world then they're all perverted in some way.
hazama
Smart move, buddy. Well, let's get going. Take us to the castle, if you would. Oh, and someone carry the bot, all several tons of her.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
You mean... We'll see all the suggestive photos I took of Zero Suit Samus in Smash Bros?
hazama
Also, yeah. We're in boys. Let's gooooooooo.
-Labrys-
W-who ya calling not..! I have feelins you know..and a heart..! Ngghh..!
hazama
That's a bit odd, you're a bit odd you know that?
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*leads you to the castle*

Just like in the game, only one door is unlocked right now.
imtherealklib
I might be able to if this world has different rules for reality. C'mon Labrys.

*leans down and lends a hand*
hazama
You may have those things, but you're still made of metal, and metal is not light. You're also next to useless right now if something were to attack, so if you can walk, then stay behind the rest of us.
-Labrys-
*takes it*

Thank you... @imtherealklib-kun...
imtherealklib
I don't have a persona, so I'll keep back too.
Yu-Narukami
Don't worry, I won't let them leave you behind.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
I don't have a persona, but I know the castle layout.

Should I be in like, the middle of the group or something?
-Labrys-
*holds close to @imtherealklib's arm*

I don't know what's wrong...
Yu-Narukami
Do you think your shadow might be coming back?
imtherealklib
It's probably an adverse affect of the Metaverse, don't worry, we'll keep you safe. I don't have a persona, but I can punch things....probably...
-Labrys-
*straightens up abruptly and eyes go a bit hazy*
Yu-Narukami
What's wrong?!?
hazama
I guess I should explain a bit of what I think is going on here. Essentially, the space-time continuum is being changed, referred to as a Continuum Shift. Usually, you would need something called a cauldron to even attempt enacting a Continuum Shift, but those don't exist yet. As such, I'm thinking a god is behind this. A powerful one at that.
hazama
Hm? You good back there, Tin Lady?
imtherealklib
What's a god to a non-belie-...Labrys? What's up?
Yu-Narukami
Well, I've beaten a god before, and I'll do it again if I have to.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
It's Peach's Castle. Worst case scenario, we can jump on shadows.
-Labrys-
*mutters* something is coming..Yu-kun..this feeling..i-it feels like..like..
hazama
Oh man, this isn't good. I'm not well-versed on bots of her ilk, or of this Metaverse business for that matter.
imtherealklib
Like?
-Labrys-
Yu! Its Mayonaka all over again..! Something big is coming..! Its at the top of the castle!
imtherealklib
I guess we have our target then.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
It's probably Bowser
hazama
All the way up there, of course it's all the way up there.
Yu-Narukami
I'll put an end to all of this!
Hifumi Togo
Relying on Klib for security?
hazama
Hm, on that note; I'm off to sleep. Duty calls tomorrow, have fun with the rest of this folks. Seeya.
imtherealklib
Not security, just an extra meat shield. I don't think I can do much against a shadow.
-Labrys-
Wait..how did @HifumiTogo get here..?
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Cognitive version of her?
imtherealklib
The metaverse seems to be more lively than usual, I wouldn't be surprised if she got caught up in it by accident
Yu-Narukami
Time to destroy this palace! Izanagi-no-Okami! Myriad Truths!
* Entire castle becomes engulfed in light*
IamThou
@Yu-Narukami
Aren't you tired from doing that? You pretty much have 0 SP right now.
imtherealklib
Huh. Well that's one way to call out the boss..
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Ummm.... Yu. Did you just....
Miranda_The_Lesbian
I didn't even get to try out the wing cap. Or the metal cap.
IamThou
And then @Yu-Narukami collapses from having absolutely no energy left in his being.
Yu-Narukami
Tired? No, I never get... *Falls over* Help, I can't move.
imtherealklib
*hoists Yu over my shoulder*

Well we're down, 3 people. We have a Shogi Tactician, and the owner of this palace...so what's the plan?
-Labrys-
Yu-kun...

*kneels down and cradles his head, gently giving him some soma*
Yu-Narukami
You just have to... face... your true self...
Hifumi Togo
We leave.
Yu-Narukami
I'm back to full strength!
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Here, Yu. Take my wallet.

In Mario 64, coins restore energy.
imtherealklib
Well now we have our heavy hitter back, onward!
Yu-Narukami
Thanks, I'll use all your money on fake weapons and random tv sales.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Well, with the castle gone, I'm pretty sure that green pipe will take us to the final boss in the game.

Maybe the person behind this is there?
imtherealklib
That's one way to go about it
Yu-Narukami
Alright, let's go!
Hifumi Togo
Klib's stats: 1 everything, 999 HP, 99 END, Firm Stance, Enduring Soul
Yu-Narukami
The ultimate meat shield.
imtherealklib
Basically.
-Labrys-
Dont forget his Stand.
-Labrys-
Wait, wrong universe. What is a stand?
imtherealklib
A place that sells street foods?
Miranda_The_Lesbian
So, are we going down that pipe?

imtherealklib
Yeah. We were just prepping. Mentally mostly.
Yu-Narukami
*Jumps into pipe, Sword in hand*
Hifumi Togo
Klib, stand in front of the enemy and facetank everything it uses while Yu acts as artillery.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Okay. So I don't know for a fact, but if it's Bowser in there, we need the persona users to distract him, while those that can't use them, grab him by the tail. Then we can throw him into one of his bombs.
imtherealklib
*hops in after him*

WAHOO!
imtherealklib
And 10-4 Hifumi!
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*jumps in*
Yu-Narukami
Ok! Izanagi-no-Okami! Mind Charge!
imtherealklib
Alright! Me! Guard?

*Takes a defensive stance on the front line*
Hifumi Togo
Try getting right in front of the boss so you block all its moves. Your high defensive stats should let you take them easily, preventing them from hitting any of the rest of us.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*starts sneaking behind Bowser*

Attack now!
imtherealklib
On it! C'mon ya big bastard, hit me with your best shot!

*Rushes up to the boss*
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*while Bowser swings at Klib, I grab his tail, and start singing him around.*
Yu-Narukami
ok! Bufudyne! *Bowser begins getting covered with ice, imtherealklib also begins getting covered in ice from being to close to bowser*
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*throws the frozen Bowser into a bomb*

-Labrys-
I'll help too..!

*takes a stance leaning on my axe slightly*

Ariadne, Charge!
-Labrys-
Let's do this! Beast Weaver!!
imtherealklib
Brrrrr.....

*shivers intensify*
Hifumi Togo
You have nine more hundreds of hit points to worry about before you're near death.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Yu! Finish him off!
Yu-Narukami
Don't worry imtherealklib, I'll fix this! Agidyne!
*imtherealklib bursts into flames*
Yu-Narukami
Oh, right, the boss! Ok, Izanagi-no-Okami! Myriad Truths!
*Entire area becomes engulfed in light*
Wait, Izanagi, too much!
imtherealklib
Y THO!

*Runs frantically towards Bowser*

ARGH! TAKE THIS YOU PRICK! LUCKY PUNCH!

*I jump towards Bowser flames and all*
imtherealklib
*squinting as my eyes adjust to the light*

Uh...did we win?
Miranda_The_Lesbian
I think we got him....

*Bowser is engulfed in light, and disappears leaving behind a star*
imtherealklib
Huh. I'll be damned. That's pretty neat!
Yu-Narukami
Bowsers gone, but I think I see Miranda's shadow!
imtherealklib
*Gets into a defensive stance*

Miranda you got this?
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Yeah. I think.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*my shadow starts talking to me*
imtherealklib
We got your back don't worry!
-Labrys-
*gets ready to throw axe if need be*
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Shadow me: So, how does it feel beating Mario 64 in real life? You know the only reason you play games is because you want to be a hero, but your life is too pathetic to do anything. So you pretend that you're saving the world, when it's not even real.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Ummm.... Yeah. You're right.

Whatever you say won't piss me off. I know my life is depressing. Now get back inside me.
Persona
Thou must face thigh other self and claim thigh own true power.
imtherealklib
Welp. That was underwhelming.
Hifumi Togo
Let's leave and repair Boss' home.
Persona
Miranda_The_Lesbian has faced their other self and awakened to the Persona...
imtherealklib
Maybe her Persona will be something capable of reconstruction! Let's see let's see!!
Persona
Mario-no-Okami
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Shadow: Really? You're not going to do the whole "You're not me!" bit?

Me: Why would I? I've accepted that life sucks. It really doesn't bother me. Now are you going to crawl back into my heart, or am I gonna have shove you in there myself?
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*I awaken to my persona: Dovahkiin*
Inari
noice
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Hey! My dream was ominous foreshadowing!
imtherealklib
Now we can return and fix the cafe!
Persona
Uh... sure we shall go with that... I am thou, thou art I, yadda yadda yadda something about the true self, you have a persona now.
imtherealklib
So this is the first time I've been to Leblanc's...this the norm? Y'know the whole almost dying, then going to another world and fighting monsters?
Hifumi Togo
I might sleep soon.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Well, I doubt they're typically copyrighted by Nintendo, but yeah.
Yu-Narukami
Well, yeah pretty much.
Yu-Narukami
Well, it rained tonight and there was no midnight channel.
imtherealklib
That means we did good right?
Yu-Narukami
I guess.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
@Yu-Narukami

Well, the economy sucks right now. Shadows probably couldn't afford the broadcast time.
imtherealklib
Well I gotta jet for a bit. I got some stuff to take care of. I'll stop back in for another cup sometime. I'm glad I could be of assistance!
Yu-Narukami
Well, they have been having trouble getting broadcast time without Izanami-no-Okami's money.
Yu-Narukami
@imtherealklib See you some other time. Lablanc always has an open seat for you.
imtherealklib
Ciao!

*leaves the cafe*
Miranda_The_Lesbian
@imtherealklib

Bye! Try not to die!
Minato-Arisato-
Hey everyone
imtherealklib
Sup?
Minato_Arisato
Hello, there mirror.
Minato-Arisato-
Hello me
imtherealklib
So is this the third or second you? I wasn't here earlier..
Minato-Arisato-
He might be the second
Minato_Arisato
He's Minato 1 and I'm Minato A.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
This is what happens when a female protagonist disrupts the canon continuity.

Well, at least in this timeline, we got twice the awesome.
Minato_Arisato
Well until we both eventually die in order to seal away ancient evil.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Only one of you had to do it though.

So.... Who's it going to be? Fight amongst yourselves. Loser sacrifices himself.
Minato-Arisato-
We need to find a third minato and he's gonna sacrifice himself
Miranda_The_Lesbian
I'd suggest going the movie route, and finding a Makoto Yuki, but with our luck, we'd end up sacrificing Makoto Niijima.

And we really don't want to upset the Makoto Best Girl group.
MakotoYuki
Somebody called me?
nyarlathotep
Sorry but we can't have two Minatos. Worst case scenario those two being together could cause a tear in the space time continuum, causing irrevocable effects.
Such as.. another Dancing game... I shudder just thinking about it.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Ironically, on Kik, my name is set as Minato Arisato.

Better change that before I'm sacrificed. Lol
Minato-Arisato-
...
Minato_Arisato
Hold him down other Minato... I'll get the invoker ready.
Minato-Arisato-
Okay
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Fuck.


Why don't we get Makoto Yuki?

I'm too awesome to die!
MakotoYuki
Hahaha
duck_head
HOLD IT!
MY IRL NAME IS MINATO ARISATO!
imtherealklib
Can confirm. Save the lesbian
nyarlathotep
Seriously I'm gonna have to kill one of you two before we get another fucking dancing game. So you better decide who it's gonna be or you're both getting shot.

I'm sorry but I'm not letting another DAN happen.