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SpikeSpiegel
Phansite writes a Phanfic
This game works like this I start the story and everybody adds on to it.
One day, Joker walked out of LeBlanc and saw...
Kitagawa
...Mona, but completely shaved, he was trying to...
Some_Guy
...Cover the whole of Shibuya in his fur in order to test...
Yu-Narukami
...look like a human in order to turn into one but, unfortunately, he...
Kitagawa
( THE SPLIT )
pancake
...looked like fatty chicken, so Joker...
Kitagawa
...got out a meatball sub and...
-Labrys-
...ate it slowly while staring into Mona's eyes contemplating what was for dinner...
-Knave-
...Mona hisses because he wanted some of those meat balls, so he...
pancake
...sent Joker to sleep, but...
pixie
...Joker saw it coming! He shoved an alert capsule into his mouth before he would fall to the cat's spell...
NotIgor
...Joker only slept for thirty minutes before he snuck out to meet with...
Kitagawa
...Yusuke, and together they...
NotIgor
... reenacted the passion of the Christ at Kanda while...
Hacker_Of_Justice
... boring Makoto and Ann, then they..
Kitagawa
...began to stage a fight...
pancake
...but then the cops arrived...
NotIgor
... between Iwai and the phandom in order to...
pixie
...preserve order...
AdachiImouto
...so Sae arrived and she...
Boss
Questioned everybody frivolously
Kitagawa
...but then Joker started hitting on her because she is bae so she...
Phantom_Trickster
And then took joker to jail when..
Boss
... immediately rejected the nasty crime boi....
AdachiImouto
...she confessed her love, and Joker...
Yu-Narukami
...and the holy grail appeared to...
AdachiImouto
(shit, sorry)
Phantom_Trickster
(posts seem to be timed a little weird )
Kitagawa
...make the phantom thieves write a fanfiction where they have to take turns saying one sentence at a time...
Boss
It's because you can't see when somebody is typing or posting, it's not an awful issue, but it hinders tiny games like this
Mona
Suddenly, Mona rolled up in his 12 mile long limousioune filled with bitches and money...
Phantom_Trickster
And the group wonders how a cat can have that much wealth when..
-Labrys-
...Igor rolls up too, twitches his nose, preparing to absorb all the thots and their...
AdachiImouto
...Mona explains he's CEO of 777...
Mona
...Mona then grants Sojiro an unlimited selection of coffee beans which...
pancake
...were actually made out of his semen, so...
Phantom_Trickster
Boss ran after mona with a giant pitchfork..when..
Mona
...PETA2 swarmed Leblanc like a SWAT team and pointed all their guns at Sakurai-senpai.
pancake
The Phantom Thieves had to save him, so they...
Mona
...reach out to the truth and...
Miranda_The_Lesbian
...threw a baby into a lake while shouting, "Throw baby!"...
pancake
...and the mother, enraged, shouted "Damn brat! I'll sue!"...
Hitler
[saying something about demons and jews in german while shooting an ak-47 which is attached to his crouch]
imtherealklib
...Meanwhile, Ohya was hidden behind a corner watching the events unfold to get a good scoop when..
Inari
...Akechi pulled out his maple syrup lube...
Inari
(bump)
Cloud
... where am i? Am i in a different world?
DEUSVULT
DEUS VULT!
ChairKun
...then Morgana said, "Wow! Looking cool Akechi!"...
Mona
...then Morgana said, "Wooo! Looking cool Akechi!"...
DEUSVULT
...AND THEN THEY TOOK BACK THE HOLY LANDS! DEUS VULT!
ChairKun
...but the Holy Lands where actually the collective unconscious...
DaMan
...of a horde of Metatrons waiting to strike...
DEUSVULT
...BUT THE HOLY CRUSADERS STRUCK THEM DOWN WITH A SINGLE BLOW! DEUS VULT!
ChairKun
...but then mothman appeared to rend the flesh of the children of man...
DEUSVULT
...BUT THE MIGHTY CRUSADERS WERE FAR STRONGER THAN THIS SO CALLED "MOTHMAN", AND THEY STRUCK HIM DOWN AS WELL! DEUS VULT!
Hacker_Of_Justice
Then the crusaders vored each other until they were all dead
DEUSVULT
...!
Mona
Yusuke painted a scene of the crusaders voring each other
ChairKun
The painting won the art competition
pancake
and then madarame tore it down ebcause hes mean
imtherealklib
Madarame then sought to find a way to perfect his Sayuri 2.0...so he decided to use an image of...
Trapsuke
Trapsuke...
-Labrys-
...yusuke dressed in ornate, loose fitting traditional Japanese attire that clearly showcased...
IamThou
And Akira kills every phantom thief member and eats the girls' bodies very sensually
-Labrys-
Christ On a Bike @Trapsuke, that profile picture
imtherealklib
*nose bleed continues to intensify*
ChairKun
after killing the phantom theives akira uses all his revival beads
imtherealklib
but his emotions were too dead to be revived...
ChairKun
...but then best girl...
imtherealklib
...Mishima-kun arrived on the scene!
Aki-Joker
He grabs ...
ChairKun
... a bottle and breaks it...
imtherealklib
...over Joker's head..
-Labrys-
..and cackles, his eyes glowing yellow..it's Shadow Mishima!!
imtherealklib
But then, from the shadows...The real Mishima arrives!!
imtherealklib
Mishima then bumped the thread in order to by time to find a proper response to encountering his shadow self...
Aki-Joker
... but he just screamed...
imtherealklib
"HEYEYEYA! I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
Mona
Mishima then awakened to his persona, Thief, from the Final Fantasy series.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Suddenly, an Oblivion Gate opened, unleashing several Daedra into Cafe Leblanc...
Mona
...Sojiro-senpai singlehandly defeated all the Daedra and recruited one to work at Cafe Leblanc
Miranda_The_Lesbian
With the dremora watching the shop, Sojiro bravely entered the Oblivion Gate, and removed the sigil stone, closing the gate.
SpikeSpiegel
Then Sojiro retconned the oblivion crisis so that this story can return to being about...
pixie
Yusuke, but holding two lobsters.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Then one of the lobsters attacked Yusuke.
Mona
Yusuke's frog defended him
Miranda_The_Lesbian
This angered Futaba, so she went on a murderous rampage.
Mona
Unfortunately, Futaba lacked any physical strength, so she couldn't hurt anyone
Miranda_The_Lesbian
So she decided to watch Spongebob instead.
Mona
She turned on the television to find that SpongeBob was not currently playing.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
So she cried herself to sleep.
imtherealklib
Then she woke up, she had a popsicle and then...
SpikeSpiegel
Kanji came to her and ate it then
Junnosuke_Kitagawa
Junnosuke Kitagawa came to serve lunch
imtherealklib
All the while Mona's hair was still drifting about the air in Shibuya, occasionally causing people to become uncomfortable and sneezy, however...
SpikeSpiegel
Haru's limo accidently ran him over.
PhantomThief
Then Ryuji appeared and...
Mona
...was a huge idiot.
ChairKun
Ryuji summoned...
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Trogdor the Burninator
ChairKun
Trogdor the Burninator bumped the thread then...
SpikeSpiegel
Burninated the countryside and then Joker...
Mona
...Told a joke about...
redbluezero
...Mothman and then mention the Shin Megoomi 10say mainline which caused...
imtherealklib
a divide between the hardcore shin mygoeey tensay fans and less hardcore plebs..
That_Thot_Akechi
Mishima to smoke his weed
imtherealklib
But someone took his pipe so he had to..
imtherealklib
Bump the thread while he looked for another way to celebrate 4/20.
