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RobowaifuAigis
Aigis's Techno Bar
While I was spinning through the void from the reset, I decided to make a place to take some stress off of Boss
Please enjoy the aesthetics.
Depressed_anorexia
You think Boss is safe here? Think again.
Kumokia
Could I have some of whatever you serve here?
Boss
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bluehairedemo
GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR ALCOHOL!!!
Depressed_anorexia
NO! DON'T RUN! Just hug me and never leave me, daddy.
RobowaifuAigis
Sure
What's your poison?
and also
OUT OF MY BAR THOT
Depressed_anorexia
I may be a thot. But i am a thot can you suck your soul ouy of you.
RobowaifuAigis
Good thing I have no soul
bluehairedemo
I'm already dead so.... no you can't
Depressed_anorexia
Well then i can suck your health. And leave you empty like my guant gaping hole.
bluehairedemo
Again, dead. So no.
Depressed_anorexia
Well then die, wait you are dead. Fuck this i'm going to bed. Bue
Depressed_anorexia
Bye*
bluehairedemo
.... I think I got rid of the thot...
Depressed_anorexia
OR MAYBE NOT! HAH!
Boss
Thank God...
RobowaifuAigis
Finally
free vodka for everyone.
Boss
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Depressed_anorexia
UMM HELLO IM STILL HERE!
Kumokia
Thanks!
What the boss gave me was too strong
RobowaifuAigis
I thought I just heard the wind
anyway
any orders?
bluehairedemo
Yes, the vodka you just mentioned
Depressed_anorexia
But nah, i'm tired and stuff, so bye.
(But you will see me again, in the midst of another thotpocalypse.)
RobowaifuAigis
*slides doorboy some vodka*
There you go good sir.
Boss
@RobowaifuAigis

Jack and Coke, leave the the bottles
bluehairedemo
*chugs it down*
RobowaifuAigis
Oki doki
*brings over decent sized bottles of both*
It's on the house.
Boss
Thank you @RobowaifuAigis

*Pours, and drinks heavily*
-Labrys-
*puts on apron and walks up next to @RobowaifuAigis*

I'll help out here sis. Leave any foods to me.
RobowaifuAigis
If you need anything else, just ask.
RobowaifuAigis
@-Labrys-
I'm glad you're here
just make sure that everyone's order is accounted for.
-Labrys-
@RobowaifuAigis Sure thing Sis.

*begins cleaning glasses and dishes in the mean time*
RobowaifuAigis
*starts mixing drinks for incoming customers while whistling Persona songs*
Boss
*still drinking heavily*
bluehairedemo
Slow down there Boss...
-Labrys-
*watches @Boss carefully there and begins seeping some strong cinnamon tea whilst looking for the antacids under the counter*
Miranda_The_Lesbian
@RobowaifuAigis

I need the brightest, glowiest drink in the house.
RobowaifuAigis
If he drinks too much I'll make sure he gets home safe
having a THOTPOCALYPSE based around you does that to a man.
bluehairedemo
True that...
RobowaifuAigis
@Miranda_The_Lesbian
Got ya
*makes brightest drink possible*
-Labrys-
*carefully slides the tea and antacids over to @Boss, waiting for that inevitable moment*

If anyone is hungry, by the by, place food orders with me, got it?
bluehairedemo
Well what do you have?
Boss
Don't worry about me, I've built a tolerance at this point

*Still drinks, trying to wash down what I've witnessed*
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Wow. That's a lot brighter than they have at Club Technochocolate. Thanks.
RobowaifuAigis
Right now our food specials are BBQ ribs or Hamburgers
They come with a side of your choice.
bluehairedemo
Guess I'll have a hamburger with fries.
RobowaifuAigis
@-Labrys-
Order up.
JackieBoy
And I"ll have a cola
RobowaifuAigis
*slides JackieBoy a Cola*
There you go.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
@RobowaifuAigis @-Labrys-

Do you guys serve red flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance?
Boss
@RobowaifuAigis

Another *hic* ugh...couple bottles please
bluehairedemo
@Boss maybe you should stop there
RobowaifuAigis
I'll have to check, but we should have something close to that.
Boss
@bluehairedemo

Im *hic* fine, don't worry about me, kid
RobowaifuAigis
@Boss
You sure?
I don't want you to regret this when the time comes.
bluehairedemo
@Boss If you say so...
JackieBoy
@boss you need a drive home?
bluehairedemo
Why did so many thots go after Boss anyway?
-Labrys-
*Stylishly flips the burger onto the bun and tops it with lettuce, tomato, cheese, onion, and pickle*

*scoops on some fresh fries and slides it over to @bluehairedemo*

Here ya go pal.
RobowaifuAigis
I have no idea
they were super thirsty tho.
bluehairedemo
Thanks.
-Labrys-
@Miranda_The_Lesbian No sorry...I don't think we have red flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance?
bluehairedemo
I think she was referring to jello.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
@bluehairedemo

It's a specific brand. It's like jello, but you can also pour it into swimming pools so you can cheat in races.
RobowaifuAigis
That's oddly specific.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Since you don't have any, just give me a Crappy Toy Meal
bluehairedemo
So... slime? Red slime?
-Labrys-
I mean...We have jello shots?
Yu-Narukami
*opens door with surprised expression*
Wait... This isn't Leblanc. How'd I end up here...
JackingOffFrost
*jacks off
bluehairedemo
@Yu-Narukami We'd all like to know that...
RobowaifuAigis
Welcome to Aigis's Techno Bar
how may we serve you?
Miranda_The_Lesbian
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Yu-Narukami
@bluehairedemo Why do you seem familiar...
JackingOffFrost
*jacks off
bluehairedemo
@Yu-Narukami I dunno.

Oh... Ohhhhh THAT Red flavored stuff.
BlackFrost
I'll have a hamburger extra well done.
Kumokia
So what is the hottest drink you have?
JackingOffFrost
My cum
-Labrys-
*scratches head*

I dunno Yu-kun...And remember? @bluehairedemo has been at Leblanc with us a few times now. Wait...

*looks at @RobowaifuAigis*

Isn't @bluehairedemo your dead boyfriend sis..?
RobowaifuAigis
@-Labrys-
Someone wants a cow, extra crisp.
Boss
*slightly wobbles, still drinking my Problems away*
bluehairedemo
Wait, I was at leblanc before? ... oh yeah... I sang Ocean Man there...
RobowaifuAigis
And yeah
he kinda looks like my doorboy
but alternative universes are fickle.
Yu-Narukami
@Boss Don't drink too much. I already have an Uncle who does that.
JackingOffFrost
*still jacking off
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
But one thing in common... we're both dead
-Labrys-
@BlackFrost, extra well done burger, comin' up!

*whips it up quick and slides it over to BlackFrost*

One black-jack for BlackFrost!
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
True
but somehow you're here.
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Well if everyone else can defy logic then I guess I can too.
BlackFrost
@-Labrys- about time, thanks!
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Fun fact: in one of those alternate universes, he cheated on you with six other girls. And in another universe, he was a she.
RobowaifuAigis
I guess that's a good enough explanation.
bluehairedemo
@Miranda_The_Lesbian That's.... sadly true...
RobowaifuAigis
@Miranda_The_Lesbian
My doorboy was a pretty huge manthot
his sister was a sweetheart though.
bluehairedemo
Wait, I have a sister?
AdachiImouto
When did this get here..?

Greetings! Umm, I'm totally a hip college student looking for a beer.
Boss
*loudly snores, weight lifted, drunkenness in full effect*
RobowaifuAigis
@AdachiImouto
Surrreee....
just order whenever you're ready.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Sweetheart...

I have a friend that played P3P... I mean traveled to an alternate universe...

And witnessed her cheating on practically every guy in Iwatodai, being lesbian with you, and being a pedophile with Ken...
BlackFrost
Someone give me a marker.
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
My doorboy was twins with doorgirl
so not you specifically.
-Labrys-
*Hands sharpie to BlackFrost*
bluehairedemo
Jesus christ! She attempted to lewd Ken?!
AdachiImouto
I see it didn't take too long for Boss to get hammered. Oh well... I'll have a light beer.
YuSenpai
I have made many bad decisions, eavesdropping on this conversation being one of the worst.
bluehairedemo
@YuSenpai
Well hello to you as well Yu2
RobowaifuAigis
One light beer coming your way
*slides it over*

RobowaifuAigis
@-Labrys-
Can you call someone to come pick up Boss so he gets home safe and sound?
HahaRIP
Hey! Get me as much wine as you can legally give me!
AdachiImouto
Thank you. I'm surprised this place doesn't check for IDs... But, I'm not with the police, so it's not my problem.
YuSenpai
@bluehairedemo M'Lady.
Heh while I'm here I guess a Martini wouldn't hurt.
Yu-Narukami
Huh, A second me. That's rare.
bluehairedemo
@AdachiImouto
Well it helps to have one just in case.
AdachiImouto
More clones. Just another day anymore.
bluehairedemo
And @YuSenpai, I'm male... er, was.
BlackFrost
I'll have another round of crispy burg.
fuk
Give the the finest fuckin' rum you can
Miranda_The_Lesbian
When the multiverse collapses on itself, we all end up in transdimentional coffee shops and night clubs.
-Labrys-
On it Sis.

*dials up Mitsuru*
*hangs up mid ring*

Forgot. She's busy being..Naked and stuff.

*calls Futaba instead*
YuSenpai
@Yu-Narukami With all this cognition why wouldn't there be?
Being stuck in the TV was not good for my thighs...
RobowaifuAigis
Really the police have no jurisdiction over us, unless it's the multiverse police.
bluehairedemo
@Miranda_The_Lesbian
I can live with that.
-Labrys-
*slides @BlackFrost another burg*

Here ya go champ!
AdachiImouto
@bluehairedemo Hm... I need to think of something next time...
bluehairedemo
Ah that reminds me, what happened to that Mitsuru?
RobowaifuAigis
*pulls out the best rum available*
YuSenpai
With all this alcohol floating about I'm surprised Rise isn't here.
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
You really don't wanna know.
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Alright then...

And if Rise was here I'd be covering my eyes.
DeliveryBoy
Here's that stripper pole you ordered!
-Labrys-
Rise-chan is probably at some rehearsal or somethin'...It'd be nice to see her again though...

And @bluehairedemo, last I checked she's still being naked and still playing with rapiers.
-Labrys-
S-Stripper pole...No Sis...nu uh
bluehairedemo
Oh god no...
YuSenpai
@bluehairedemo I advise covering your ears too.
FeMC
This place is filled with sin and debauchery! （・□・；）
DeliveryBoy
Would you like to order anything else?
bluehairedemo
Is... @FeMC the "twin"?
AdachiImouto
@RobowaifuAigis Multiverse...? Then, can Personas be used here?

...S-s-stripper poll...?
RobowaifuAigis
@-Labrys-
I honestly don't remember ordering that...
DeliveryBoy
Well looks like that's it. Gotta go
bluehairedemo
Who ordered the poll?!
YuSenpai
@RobowaifuAigis A stripper pole?...
If things are going down that fast could you get me a Sassicaia?
Yu-Narukami
I can test to see if personas can be used.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
All right! Now we're talking!

*jumps on stripper pole as the Skyrim theme starts playing*
RobowaifuAigis
@FeMC
Hoo boy
I honestly didn't expect you here.
Yu-Narukami
100 die, and 1000 are born...
-Labrys-
*retreats slowly into the back stock room with narrowed eyes*

Something is fishy about all this...
Yu-Narukami
Izanagi-no-Okami...
bluehairedemo
Aigis... give me the strongest drink here... and a blindfold.
JackieBoy
Just got out of the bathroom, and this is happening. Sweet.
Yu-Narukami
Myriad Truths!
*Entire area begins being engulfed in light*
YuSenpai
@bluehairedemo Get a comfy chair while you're at it, this is gonna take a while too blow over.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*starts stripping to reveal a full set of Dwarven Armor*
RobowaifuAigis
@-Labrys-
I agree

*hands doorboy a blind fold*
AdachiImouto
Well... That escalated quickly. Live and let live I suppose.

@Yu-Narukami Ah, so you have one as well. It's fortunate Labrys-senpai saved me when she did... That could have been bloody...
Yu-Narukami
I can't destroy this place it seems...
bluehairedemo
Oh thank god... But it seems this place is becoming popular.
RobowaifuAigis
@Yu-Narukami
JESUS DON'T WRECK THE PLACE
Yu-Narukami
Fine... no myriad truths...
RobowaifuAigis
And now we know why there's a stripper pile......
-Labrys-
*still narrow eyes sneakily steps into box and sinks down til only eyes are visible*
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*says in sexy voice*

FUS RO DAH!!!!
bluehairedemo
Because of the popularity? Or was it Rise?
YuSenpai
I feel like we should have a no summoning policy, but then again where would the fun be in that?
Yu-Narukami
... Does shadow Rise exist in this universe...
bluehairedemo
@Yu-Narukami
Who knows at this point?
DeliveryBoy
I'm back, turns out I had the wrong address, it was supposed to go to Leblanc coffee and curry.
Sorry about that
-Labrys-
*closes self in box*

Nop.
RobowaifuAigis
@YuSenpai
You wreck it you buy it.
DeliveryBoy
What's going on here?
AdachiImouto
Rise...? That big shot idol? I wonder what kind of shadow she would have... *blissful ignorance*
bluehairedemo
@DeliveryBoy
I'm not sure anymore
RobowaifuAigis
@DeliveryBoy
Oh thank god
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*still dancing on the stripper pole*

I used to be a stripper, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
DeliveryBoy
Well uh,
I'm pretty sure the buyer won't accept it like that.
Any of you want to pay for it?
YuSenpai
@RobowaifuAigis One Martini and my lust for destruction will be sated.
bluehairedemo
NOPE. You pay for it @YuSenpai
RobowaifuAigis
Please take this evil pole away.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
I will banish you to Oblivion if you take my stripper pole!
YuSenpai
I'm up for paying a share
bluehairedemo
@Miranda_The_Lesbian
Oblivion doesn't exist in our universes!
DeliveryBoy
Alright Miranda, that'll be ¥18,000
Persona
I am thou... Thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come...
Yu-Narukami
@YuSenpai Desire for destruction...?
Are you the shadow me?
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*pays money*

*TES IV Oblivion theme starts playing*

*says in sexy voice*

I was born 87 years ago.
For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor.
But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams.
I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see.
Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land.
This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433.
These are the closing days of the third era, and the final hours of my life.
DeliveryBoy
Thank you.
YuSenpai
@Persona If you're looking for fun you've come to the right place, Wait... why am I talking to a collection of persona
RobowaifuAigis
@YuSenpai
Here's your martini
bluehairedemo
OK. Someone break that pole!
YuSenpai
@RobowaifuAigis
Ah Great now I can finally relax
*Sips drink*
I guess I share something in common with my uncle now.
Persona
@YuSenpai
From the very moment of my emergence, I have been a guiding light shed to illuminate thy path...I am the original god...
RobowaifuAigis
@-Labrys-
*Looks at box*
You ok in there sis?
YuSenpai
I've only took a single sip from my martini and I'm already seeing things...I'm such a lightweight
JackieBoy
I'll have a strong whiskey. Really strong...
AdachiImouto
Break things? Don't mind if I do! *gets up, tipsy and starts stabbing the poll over and over with a lance* Sayaka the impaler...!
bluehairedemo
@YuSenpai Is one of those things a bear with a beak?
RobowaifuAigis
*Slides Jackie the strongest whiskey there is*
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Get away from my pole!

Persona
@bluehairedemo I am Orpheus, master of strings...
AdachiImouto
Your pole is a criminal and will be brought to justice! My brother wuz a polich offizer you know!
-Labrys-
*from within the box*

Uhggggggg...Can't we have at least a semi-normal dayyyyyy
JackieBoy
God that's bitter! Keep'em coming.
Inari
blorc
bluehairedemo
@Persona
Oh shit... he back.
Inari
oh heck
bluehairedemo
Hello Yusuke.
AdachiImouto
@-Labrys- Senpaiiii. Miranda won't let me break things... Stand by my shiiide
RobowaifuAigis
@-Labrys-
Unfortunately I don't think we're that lucky.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Back off! I will Fus Ro Dah you if I have to!
bluehairedemo
Ugh... this is getting too crazy.. Aigis... another Vodka please.
YuSenpai
Why break things when you can...Not break things!
Inari
i need s t i m u l a t i o n
YuSenpai
@bluehairedemo
Be careful with the drinks, things are crazy enough in here. A drunk persona user sounds like bad news.
bluehairedemo
@YuSenpai
I'm dead so I'm sure it's fine.
-Labrys-
*arm emerges from box and pulls in a bottle of 100%bv sake*
Inari
12 beers pl0xxz
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
*hands vodka*
Persona
I am the one who dwells in the rift between human consciousness and unconsciousness. I am you. You are me... I am always within you, watching over you. Farewell...
RobowaifuAigis
*hand Inari twelve beers*
bluehairedemo
Thanks... *chugs it down*
Inari
inari is S TI MULATE
Yu-Narukami
Anyone else see that swarm of butterflies fly in here then leave.
bluehairedemo
@Yu-Narukami
Yep... but that could be the alcohol talking...
AdachiImouto
@Miranda_The_Lesbian Senpai abandoned me... OK... Then imma kick your duck azz myzekf! Personaaa!! *summons Elizabeth Bathory*
JackieBoy
@Yu-Narukami what butterflies? Are you drunk?
RobowaifuAigis
@Yu-Narukami
Yeah, they show up now and then
they don't bother anyone really.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*pulls out Wabbajak*

Sheogorath gave me this staff! Anyone who tries to get me off this pole will literally be turned into cheese!
bluehairedemo
Aigis... another!
YuSenpai
@RobowaifuAigis
Hit me up with your strongest, interdimensionally legal drink. Don't worry about me breaking things, I have Pixie equipped, the most I'll do is bring the dead kid back.
Yu-Narukami
I haven't even ordered anything...
AdachiImouto
We don't have to get you ovv the pole, juz cut you down with it, ehehehe...
RobowaifuAigis
@YuSenpai
*hands the strongest drink available*
I'm not taking responsibility for this
Don't die.
YuSenpai
@AdachiImouto
Calm down we can just put something that isn't aesthetic on the pole and force them off. I nominate the bear with a beak.
Yu-Narukami
I shouldn't drink, I have Izanagi-no-Okami equip.
bluehairedemo
@YuSenpai
I concur! *hic*
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*aims at @AdachiImouto but misses, and turns @YuSenpai's drink into cheese*
YuSenpai
@Yu-Narukami
*Chugs strongest drink available*
How about...we order 12000 Bead Chains.
JackieBoy
What the heck?
YuSenpai
Wait why does this taste like cheese
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Another one! *hic*
AdachiImouto
Zorry Yu-kun, I just got reeeaaally emotional... Itz so hard being a junior PI, nobody takes me seriouslyyyy... Only boss and senpai and oniichan understand me... I wanna nother drhkk...
RobowaifuAigis
I should check on sis
She's a mean drunk sometimes.
AdachiImouto
Don't shoot at me! Your just a dirty whore, oniichan says whores are bad. Keep yur dumb dam pole... booo.
RobowaifuAigis
@ bluehairedemo
*hands one more vodka*
YuSenpai
This looks like the power of a master Lesbian!
Yu-Narukami
@YuSenpai
There would be no one to use them after Myriad Truths...
bluehairedemo
*Chugs that one down like the others. It seems the doorboy has developed a problem*
ColdBFrost
Y'all mind if I...
POST FROST FANFICTION?
YuSenpai
It seems we will need someone to make Miranda have a "change of heart". Believe me you'll never see it coming.
-Labrys-
*box hops onto the counter and my arm reaches out pulling in some napkins*
Yu-Narukami
But they already faced their shadow. I was with them.
ColdBFrost
Well I didn't hear a no-Ho!
bluehairedemo
@ColdBFrost
I will turn you into an item if you do that! *hic*
Miranda_The_Lesbian
I can't one. Other Yu destroyed my palace.

It was Peach's Castle from Super Mario 64
ColdBFrost
B-But jack!

I'm sorry jack, you lost that game of blackjack.
Now you owe me.

Jack opened up, expecting a dash of Hee Ho.
But it never happened.

As it was in mementos, the wills of the people did not believe it could happen.
They did not believe it would happen.
Jack was safe.
AdachiImouto
Wooow. That box izz like, moving... I wanna poke it wit a stick...
YuSenpai
@Yu-Narukami
I just realized something amazing, drinking large amounts of alcohol, Join me!
RobowaifuAigis
@-Labrys-
What are those for?
Persona
@ColdBFrost
A Jack Frost that wished for evil powers. This powerful demon is born when a cute Jack Frost remembers its nature as a demon.
YuSenpai
@Persona
What persona is the talking cat, does it drink beer too?
Yu-Narukami
@YuSenpai
I guess, a little couldn't hurt.
Miranda_The_Lesbian
*calls out to box*

Snake? SNAKE? SSSSSNNNNNNNAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!
bluehairedemo
@YuSenpai
I don't think that's a persona. It's... a car.
DrHaus
http://i.imgur.com/b1AMB1v.png
RobowaifuAigis
@Yu-Narukami
*hands drink*
YuSenpai
@RobowaifuAigis
Setup both of us Yus' up with a light beer, if you would be so kind.
Persona
@YuSenpai
A prophetic Taoist god, originally known as Mao Shogun. Due to a linguistic error involving the Chinese word for cat, his name was changed to Neko Shogun.
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Hey... there's somethin' i need to tell ya...
YuSenpai
@Persona
Thank you, alcohol induced illusion!
Yu-Narukami
Well, I guess here goes nothing...
RobowaifuAigis
@YuSenpai
Here's your order
*hands beer over*
YuSenpai
@Yu-Narukami
Time to party with myself!
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
Yes?
DrHaus
You're going to the shadow realm Jimbo!
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Well... I know it's been a REALLY long time since we've seen each other. And I'm sorry that I suddenly died before I could tell ya... how I feel...
Miranda_The_Lesbian
I'm working up a sweat. @Yu-Narukami and @YuSenpai do you want to use the stripper pole? Do a twin dance for us?
YuSenpai
I thought the dark hour was stopped!
AdachiImouto
I wanna hold the
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
Go on....
AdachiImouto
box... I wannit... *passes out on the box*
Yu-Narukami
The dark hour will never stop...
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
Aigis... I... love you... *hic*
YuSenpai
@Miranda_The_Lesbian
*Walks up to pole*
I think I can do this
*Touches the pole*
*Faints*
You do not have charm level: Miranda
*You spend the rest of the night passed out, but still have the energy to say a snarky comment every once in a while*
Kotone Shiomi
I think theres a point where bars stop letting people drink and this seems to have gone past it.
Hugh_Neutron
Okay, Jimbo!
Miranda_The_Lesbian
Why would anyone want to end the Dark Hour? It's an extra hour of sleep!
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
Awwwww
how sweet
but if throw up all over everything it's coming out of your hide.
YuSenpai
*Is currently using that extra hour to sleep*
Hugh_Neutron
ya know jimbo, donald trump isn't winning a single battleground state, the ones that determine the winner of the election, and he is also losing the national poll. Infact, he is only winning one demographic's poll, white males without college education, and is only winning 9% of the african american vote, now aint that just quackin' crazy?
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
I'm not sure you understand... I... LOOOOOVE you!
Shadow_Yu
Hahaha! Sleep your life away and never obtain the truth!
-Labrys-
Uhm...Sis...

*is trying to open top of box but doesn't realize @AdachiImouto is passed out on it*
YuSenpai
@Shadow_Yu
The truth is that I use 10% more milk in my tea than I have to.
Kotone Shiomi
@bluehairedemo
Okay champ.
Time for you to go home.
Or sleep on a couch or something.
Shadow_Yu
*Holds box firmly shut*
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
I understand perfectly
*pats his head*
Shadow_Yu
@YuSenpai
I... I don't even know how to respond to that.
YuSenpai
@Shadow_Yu
*Summons Yoshitsune*
Hassou Tobi
*Shadow Yu is knocked away from the box*
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
No! *hic* I don't mean frienly love... or that sibling love shit... I mean like... sexual love.