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Boss's Bizarre Adventure part 7: Black Coffee Run
People asked, and here it is


OOC: I seriously cannot believe that an RP thread reached 1000. That is.....holy God. This makes me feel good about myself
Minato-Arisato-
OOC: Lets make sure this reach 2000
pure_girl
Good job, Boss!
Boss
OOC: Sorry, I have to get into pandering generic YouTuber here

-AHEM-

Hey guys, CoffeeDad428 here, bringing you another rp thread! Let's see if we can hit 2000 posts, thanks guys!
Phantom_Trickster
*raises coffee cup*

Here's to Boss! May his hilarious hijinks and mysterious cafe shenanigans live on!
-Labrys-
OOC: Sorry bout that...I helped rez it at the 100 marker, and we just kindda went from there...
SF-Akira-Lover
@Boss Can I order something?
Boss
*brings out a giant smorgasbord of sushi and assorted fried fish*

Have at it!
Boss
@SF-Akira-Lover

What'll it be?
SF-Akira-Lover
@Boss I'd like black coffee with lots of sugar! Oh and extra spicy curry!
Boss
@SF-Akira-Lover

Sure!

Here you go, spicy Curry and sugary black coffee
-Labrys-
*settles into a booth*

The lag...its gone...how wondrous. So uh..How you doin' today @Boss?
Boss
Better now...besides seeing a two kids modelling nude for kitagawa
SF-Akira-Lover
@Boss Thanks~! It looks so delicious 😄
Phantom_Trickster
*lazily sips coffee*

That....was.um..intetesting
Mako-chan
Steel Ball Run sucks tho
Mako-chan
Eat curry, and fall off your thread!
Boss
@Mako-chan

Well, what else could I have named it?
Mako-chan
Coffee Fantasy VII
Mako-chan
Part 7: The Coffee Awakens
Sae Niijima
glib coffee
-Labrys-
*rubs eyes*

Yeah...I just..I don't even know any more with those kids...
bluehairedemo
OOC: Getting into Part 7 new eh? So, this gonna be the longest?
Boss
Hopefully we get it longer than part 6
Phantom_Trickster
Yes. Coffee Fantasy 7

I approve @Mako-chan
bluehairedemo
OOC: Lemme help you with that.

*The doorboy walks into Leblanc* Oh, hey Boss.
Boss
Hey kid, need something?
SF-Akira-Lover
Curry too spicy @.@ must wash down with more coffee
Mako-chan
Why'd you make a new one?
bluehairedemo
Coffee, black please.
Boss
Less lag, people wanted a seventh
Phantom_Trickster
OOC: My phone kept chugging everyone I loaded the thread lol
Phantom_Trickster
Everytime*
Trevor_Phillips
What a nice little establishment here.

Now get me a drink!
SF-Akira-Lover
Glup, glup, glup~ Ah, that hit the spot~~
Boss
@bluehairedemo

Here we are. It's on the house
bluehairedemo
Thanks. So, did the shop blow up at all today?
Boss
@Trevor_Phillips

You don't look like the type that wants coffee
Phantom_Trickster
So far so good @bluehairedemo

Although..Yu isn't here yet...
Trevor_Phillips
Now would you get me a fucking drink? I'm not gonna ask you again!
Boss
@bluehairedemo

No, I just kinda needed to refresh things a bit
bluehairedemo
@Phantom_Trickster
Oh thank god...
Boss
@Trevor_Phillips

Fine fine, here pal. Be careful
Trevor_Phillips
-Takes coffee-

If this didn't taste so good, I'd raran my car through the front of this building.
Trevor_Phillips
Ram
-Labrys-
*stretches and sighs*

Could I get a coffee please @Boss? I'm still pooped...
Boss
@Trevor_Phillips

Thanks?
Phantom_Trickster
@Trevor_Phillips

Whoa Whoa whoa no need for that.

I'm sure boss will fix it up for you.

We want this cafe to survive at least till 5pm.
bluehairedemo
please don't...
SF-Akira-Lover
Or until 2000
Phantom_Trickster
I don't think -labrys- is in the mood to rebuild again
Trevor_Phillips
@Phantom_Trickster

And I want my best friend to not fake his death and hide from me.

Now. Who here wants to buy a stolen military weapon?
-Labrys-
*narrows eyes and neck creaks as turn to look at @Trevor_Phillips*

I want the cafe to survive PERIOD. Rebuilding this place is getting old fast bud...
bluehairedemo
Okay, maybe this guy should leave.
Boss
@-Labrys-

Sure, here you go
SF-Akira-Lover
👀👀👀 I might be interested, it's for a friend, research you know? Mad scientist and their military weapons, right?
Phantom_Trickster
*reaches for his gun inside his coat*
Trevor_Phillips
Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
bluehairedemo
Oh god...
-Labrys-
*places hand on @Phantom_Trickster's to stop him from pulling his gun*

(whisper) Don't think that'd be a good idea bud...
SF-Akira-Lover
Ah! I mean-mean--it's not for me haha, a friend, right? Friend, haha--im sure he'll understand, he doesn't need it that bad haha... Ha...
ZeeBaker
did someone... did someone say something about getting high

...







is that a robot
Boss
Yep
Phantom_Trickster
*let's go of his gun*

Maybe your right @-Labrys-
Phantom_Trickster
I guess i have a short temper today.
bluehairedemo
Can we just go one day without someone insane?
-Labrys-
@ZeeBaker and what of it punk? Ain't that no way to treat a lady?

*takes a sip of my coffee before seating my self with @Phantom_Trickster*

(Whisper) why do I have a sudden sense of impending doom man..?
SpikeSpiegel
Can I have a cup of coffee... black.
Kitagawa
*walks inside*

*looks at everyone*

........

*walks outside*
SpikeSpiegel
Scratch that can I have a prarie oyster instead... I got hammered last night and this hangover is killing me.
SF-Akira-Lover
Doom is near, huh?
Boss
@SpikeSpiegel

Here, black
JackieBoy
The usual please. Hopefully today is going to be normal.
Phantom_Trickster
@-Labrys- *whispers*
Because this cafe is cursed and it could happen at any moment .

SF-Akira-Lover
*sits in bar stool* I'll have another cup of coffee, please~~
ZeeBaker
dude... robots are pretty cool... yeah

...






can you smoke in here
Boss
Now, look. I don't know about doom, but I know I have a shop to run. If we're gonna have a problem here....

*Pulls a fairly decorated and expensive looking rifle from under the counter*

Then this is how we're solving it, Understand?
Trevor_Phillips
That coffee was great.

It's like... pornography or a perfect turd. I can't quite describe it, but I'll know it when I see it.
bluehairedemo
Um... how long have you had that Boss?
Boss
@JackieBoy

Here, enjoy

SpikeSpiegel
But I wanted a prairie oyster
Click to load youtube video
Boss
@bluehairedemo

How often do you look behind this counter?
Phantom_Trickster
*gulps nervously *

I had my hand off my gun for a bit now Boss.

I just want some coffee.
pixie
I think he got it from Iwai. I'm pretty sure it's not real.

Knowing this place it'll probably fire for real anyway though.
Boss
@SF-Akira-Lover

Here, another fresh one
SF-Akira-Lover
Shiny gunnn.... Scary gunnn
bluehairedemo
... Fair enough.
SF-Akira-Lover
Oh! Boss, Sankyuuuu~~~!
Phantom_Trickster
@-Labrys-

Tell him!
Trevor_Phillips
-pulls out can of gasoline-

Listen buddy, you shoot me, this place goes up in flames.
Boss
@pixie

Hehehehe... believe what you like. I don't think you want to test that theory though. Now then...
Phantom_Trickster
*runs for a booth*
Boss
@Phantom_Trickster

Here, Black Himalayan
Phantom_Trickster
Thank you

*watches trevor_phillios and his gas can*
bluehairedemo
So... how is everyone?
SF-Akira-Lover
Taking coving before things get a little... Toasty haha
Trevor_Phillips
@Phantom_Trickster

I'll operate YOU under the influence if you're not careful.
SF-Akira-Lover
*cover
Phantom_Trickster
*yawns*

Stayed up too late last night .
-Labrys-
*slight whizzing sound from inside me*

(Whispers very quietly) hey...@Phantom_Trickster...I just released my inhibitors...should I spring for 'im..?
SF-Akira-Lover
*peeks from behind a Booth* is it starting?
bluehairedemo
@SF-Akira-Lover
Not sure. Stay there just in case though.
Trevor_Phillips
Oh, yeah? Well I'm not above ripping open your fucking chest to see what's replaced your heart!
Some_Guy
Hey just dropping in to see if you have any food challenges I could take. I need a way to improve my knowledge for upcoming exams.
Trevor_Phillips
-points at car outside-

You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?
SF-Akira-Lover
@bluehairedemo o-okayy--the tension--i think.. I might faint~ way~
-Labrys-
Wait.. @Trevor_Phillips who ya even talkin' to right now..?
bluehairedemo
@Trevor_Phillips
Dude, chill.
Trevor_Phillips
Your cousin! Fuck. Now get up off the floor and fix me a fucking drink.
Trevor_Phillips
OOC: Not trying to be rude, but that's Trevor. He's unpredictable.
Boss
Hey hey, settle down everybody. Here @Trevor_Phillips, another coffee
-Labrys-
OOC: We know. Its quite interesting.

Wait..Cousin..? I don't have a cousin..!
ShinjiroAragaki
*Walks into the cafe and takes a seat at the counter.*
Hey, can I get a drink?
bluehairedemo
He's just high Labrys... or drunk... I honestly can't tell.
SF-Akira-Lover
*still hiding behind a Booth* is it safe now?
Boss
@ShinjiroAragaki
Yeah, what'll you have?
bluehairedemo
Hey shinji.
Trevor_Phillips
-goes upstairs-

-shouts loudly-

I'm gonna smoke meth here. Get me a fucking lighter.
-Labrys-
*leans for way and laces fingers together*

Ah @ShinjiroAragaki-san. Welcome back. And yeah @bluehairedemo..sounds about right...
Phantom_Trickster
@-Labrys-

Hold for now. Wait till he does something first.

OOC: love gta5.
ShinjiroAragaki
Can I get a coffee, black please?

Hey @bluehairedemo and @-Labrys-
pixie
Hey Trevor. Try lighting it using this Agilao Gem.
bluehairedemo
@ShinjiroAragaki
How's it going?
Boss
@ShinjiroAragaki

Here, on the house
Trevor_Phillips
-walks downstairs naked and grabs agilao gem-
SF-Akira-Lover
Finally, he's upstairs~ More, coffee please, Boss!
-Ryuji-
*Walks into the Cafe and sits at the counter* Yo
Phantom_Trickster
OOC: Stepping out for a bit. Not feeling too hot.

See you guys tonight .
ShinjiroAragaki
Not too bad, nice to see this place still standing though still as crazy as normal I guess.

*Sips his coffee*
Thank you.
Trevor_Phillips
-lays down on counter-

-falls asleep-
-Labrys-
*holds head*

Oohhhh my god. Oh my god. Did not need that in my memory banks...
Boss
@SF-Akira-Lover
Here's another

Hey, Sakamoto. Want something?
bluehairedemo
Yep... and now we have a crazy guy upstairs...
-Ryuji-
Soda
SF-Akira-Lover
@Phantom_Trickster feel better m(-.-)m
ShinjiroAragaki
You mean on the counter....
SF-Akira-Lover
@Boss sankyuu black coffee hits the spot ahhh~
bluehairedemo
... Either way... he's here.

And hey there Ryuji.
Trevor_Phillips
-mumbles in sleep-

Yeah... I'll show you a fucking mind fuck.... I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye... it's gonna come out your ear...
-Labrys-
*goes and curls up in a box next to counter*

Oohhhhhh...
ShinjiroAragaki
*Moves to a booth*
How's things going other then that?
bluehairedemo
Goodish? ... Ok not really. I think I became an alcoholic...
-Ryuji-
Uh @hLabrys- you alright?

Sup @bluehairedemo
Boss
@-Ryuji-
Here's a cola...do I have to carry him? Can't one of you magic him out or something?
-Labrys-
*box shimmies over to booth and I look up from inside at @ShinjiroAragaki and @bluehairedemo*

Yes you became a drunk. I still have your vodka blue boy.
SF-Akira-Lover
If Boss asks then maybe I can moe moe magic him outta here lol
-Labrys-
I can throw him a few miles @Boss?
ShinjiroAragaki
How'd he even manage to get it? You still look too young to buy it yourself.
Boss
@-Labrys-

Please dk
-Ryuji-
Thanks Boss. *takes a drink*
bluehairedemo
I don't think it matters if you're dead. And... can I have that bottle back?
Boss
Do*
SF-Akira-Lover
Alcohol will make you too sleepy~~so we're going to hafta cut you off!
ShinjiroAragaki
@-Labrys- Keep the bottle, drunk persona users are the worse.
-Labrys-
*grabs @Trevor_Phillips by the scruff of his neck and winds up like a baseball pitch*

Take..this!!

*hurls him out the door into the skyline with all my might*
-Labrys-
Oh and yeah. He won't getting it back @ShinjiroAragaki
bluehairedemo
Fine... if you think it's for the best.
Trevor_Phillips
-WASTED-
Boss
OOC: I just realized, because of the plot that you guys made last night, my cafe is the Nexus for interdimensional travel. I am the interdimensional coffee god
Mako-chan
Why tf is Trevor Phillips here?!
hazama
Wait.
This cafe is essentially a nicer Firelink Shrine. Or, just The Nexus, yeah. What the eff did I miss?
hazama
Also woah, auto-censorship.
Trevor_Phillips
-crashes car through building-

@-Labrys- Let's go, cupcake!
-Labrys-
A lot of stuff...and in fact...

*pulls out @bluehairedemo's vodka bottle and necks it all in one go*

Hic! Problem solved!
bluehairedemo
Doesn't that make it worse?
Boss
Auto censorship?
ShinjiroAragaki
I mean how does alcohol effect a robot?
hazama
I typed the super f-word and it changed to eff. Neat?
Mishima
effing awesome
bluehairedemo
I mean if everyone else can defy logic...
Trevor_Phillips
@Boss

Coffee! Now!
-Labrys-
*shrugs and starts rebuilding front of shop*

I'm a robot. I can't get drunk. But I can emulate it if you'd like?

*dusts hands off and sits back down, the store back to normal*
bluehairedemo
Please don't.
hazama
Nothing will ever compare to the way Town of Salem does censorship. That shit is hilarious.
Boss
@Trevor_Phillips

Here
ShinjiroAragaki
Yeah, that might cause a lot of problems.
Trevor_Phillips
@Boss

You're beautiful, just like me.
-Labrys-
Yeah? Alrite, if ta say so.

*leans back and sighs*

@Boss can I get some curry please..?
Hifumi Togo
Boss, when do you usually leave for the night?
ShinjiroAragaki
@Boss Could I also get a curry please?
-Ryuji-
@Boss Me too!
bluehairedemo
Same here Boss.
Boss
Jeez....alright, curry and coffee, here we are
-Labrys-
Need a rest @Boss?
Boss
@HifumiTogo

I leave from Sunday to Thursday at 9:00, Friday and Saturday it's midnight
Boss
@-Labrys-

Nope, just surprised
-Labrys-
Surprised?

*tilts head*
Hifumi Togo
A consistent sleep schedule and tidy room are indeed the key to a well-organized and productive life.
-Iwai-
What the... Boss why is there a Car In ur shop? Did some one try to kill u?
Boss
Oh, right....uh...@labrys, do me a favor?
-Labrys-
What's up @Boss?
Boss
@-Labrys-

Can you repair a window and sell a car?
-Labrys-
Yep. On it.

*gets up and lifts the car up*

Be right back.

*runs off with it over my head*
ShinjiroAragaki
Ummmmm.... So this place is always crazy right?
-Iwai-
@ShinjiroAragaki ... more at evry day...
Persona
Sugar cubes for a swarm of butterflies?
-Iwai-
@Boss For me a Coffee Black without Sugar Please *takes a seat*
ShinjiroAragaki
@-Iwai- I see.... Hmm, Wait a minute you look familiar...
-Iwai-
For real Old man... how do you survive that?
Yu-Narukami
*Sounds of struggling outside*
-Iwai-
@ShinjiroAragaki Hm? Do i?
Trevor_Phillips
@-Iwai-

Well, my, my - aren't we all very tough?
Kotone Shiomi
Whats even happening
Boss
Two black coffees
JackieBoy
I'll have another round of iced.
-Iwai-
@Trevor_Phillips And u are?
Boss
@JackieBoy

Here, iced
Yu-Narukami
*Enter into cafe looking beat up*
Hey, everyone.
-Labrys-
*comes running back without the car and sees @Yu-Narukami outside*

Yu-kun..? You alright?
Boss
What happened out there?
Yu-Narukami
Some weird looking guy in a mask and costume attacked me. He kept saying something about shadows and palaces.
Boss
Oh no...
Trevor_Phillips
@Yu-Narukami

You make me want a lobotomy.
-Labrys-
Oh @Boss here!

*hands ¥1698600*

That was from da car Boss.

*turns and starts rebuilding the front of the store*
ShinjiroAragaki
*Thinks for a moment*
@-Iwai- You remind me a little of Aki
Trevor_Phillips
-goes upstairs-

-comes back down wearing a dress-
Persona
@Trevor_Phillips
No one's stopping you from that lobotomy my friend.
Kotone Shiomi
*sits down in booth*

This is just like a sitcom...
-Iwai-
@ShinjiroAragaki Sry i know nobody with that Name *Drinks Coffee*
-Labrys-
*dusts self off and sits next back down with @ShinjiroAragaki, @-Ryuji-, and @bluehairedemo*

There ya go @Boss. Everything back to normal...physically at least.
Boss
@-Labrys-

Thanks
Yu-Narukami
I just hope that crazy masked guy doesn't come back.
-Labrys-
Any time @Boss.

And crazy masked guy..? What'd he look like @Yu-Narukami-kun?
Trevor_Phillips
-pulls out phone-

-calls stripper-

Hey baby. You wanna have some fun. I'm at the cafe....

Oh, please. Go jump off a cliff!

-angrily throws phone on the ground-
NotAJojoReference
M8, pretty sure there's gonna be over nine thousand Leblancs if this keeps up
Yu-Narukami
I didn't really see him clearly, he kept doing unnecessary jumps and flips, but I think he was wearing mostly black.
-Labrys-
*presses hands together*

*CONCERN*
ShinjiroAragaki
Ah, fair enough. @-Iwai-

So, @-Labrys- are you the official repairperson here now?
-Labrys-
One could say that I feel. I don't mind. Any way I can help out Boss. I'm down.
Minato-Arisato-
*enters* Hello everyone
ShinjiroAragaki
*Looks at @bluehairedemo then at @Minato-Arisato-*

There's two of you?
Minato-Arisato-
It seems like
-Labrys-
...Again.
Minato-Arisato-
Hi Labrys
-Labrys-
Hi @Minato-Arisato-. How goes it?
Kotone Shiomi
dejavu...
ShinjiroAragaki
Multiple of the same person commonly a problem here?
Minato-Arisato-
???
ShinjiroAragaki
Is multiples*
ShinjiroAragaki
Are*

OOC: Sorry slightly tired
Joker
Multi-dimensional distortion. It's quite common around here anymore.

*He grins as he walks through the front door, listening to the little jingle.
After sitting down at the front counter, he slides a ¥10,000 over the counter*

Boss, wanna make *that* for me? Like old times?

*With a soft glance, he glaces back at the two Minatos*

Don't be surprised if you see 6 other version of me at some point.
Minato-Arisato-
OOC: No problem
-Labrys-
I'll raise ya 10 @Joker...
Boss
@Joker

Sure...here kid
Joker
Oh? And why might you try that, Labrys?

*He glances in her direction, both arms resting on the counter, hands claps, while peering over his propped collar of his coat*
ShinjiroAragaki
I see.... So I shouldn't be surprised if I see another version of me arrive here?

Yo, @Boss can I get another coffee, Black please?
Minato-Arisato-
Can i get a coffe?
Kotone Shiomi
try the coffins
they taste of midnight
Joker
Thank you Boss

*Slides the cup of coffee and special curry to within his reach, then leans back and peers at Shinjiro*

I think I've seen 3 off you now.
Boss
2 cups of black, here
-Labrys-
Because I swear I've encountered like 10 of you already @Joker...

Something like...10 of you, three or four @Minato-Arisato-s, three @Yu-Narukamis, two @Kotone Shiomis, two Aigises...It makes my head hurt sometimes...
Kotone Shiomi
I like to think of myself as the only me
Minato-Arisato-
There are so many me at this place
Joker
Oh, my apologize, I thought you were referring to currency.

*A slight muse escapes his lips as he takes a sip of his coffee*

Things to get quite hectic around here, don't they.
ShinjiroAragaki
*Sips his coffee*
Seriously, what kind of place is this...
Kotone Shiomi
Its like cheers but anime
Minato-Arisato-
i am the only minato who has headphones?
Kotone Shiomi
Its possible
-Labrys-
I'm not sure @Minato-Arisato-. I think @bluehairedemo has headphones too?

*sighs and rolls neck*

Can I get some coffee please @Boss? The strongest you have...
Minato-Arisato-
He might have
-Labrys-
By the way @Kotone Shiomi...Do you and @Minato-Arisato- know each other? You have the same uniform.
Minato-Arisato-
Never seen her
-Iwai-
I want to pay
-Labrys-
Ah okay. Just curious. You two came in together yesterday, so I asked if you two were here on a date yesterday, but neither of you answered. Guess it was just a coincidence both today and yesterday then.
Boss
@-Labrys-

Here, it's irish
Minato-Arisato-
Yeah
-Labrys-
Thanks @Boss.

*sips coffee and pulls out some sort of tablet*
Kotone Shiomi
Gekkoukan is a biiig school.
I dont know every student
Minato-Arisato-
@Kotone Shiomi we have the same headphones too
Kotone Shiomi
Mine are in red~
-Labrys-
Gekkoukan huh? Some of my friends and my sister went there...
Minato-Arisato-
Same looking
Phantom_Trickster
*opens door*

Hey Boss, can you make mine a triple?

*sits at a nearby booth*
ShinjiroAragaki
I mean I also went there. Though I had to drop out for reasons.
Kotone Shiomi
I think they are the same make yes.
Mine look better though~
Minato-Arisato-
@ShinjiroAragaki for what?
-Labrys-
Welcome back @Phantom_Trickster! Here. You forgot this earlier. No worries, safety on o'course.

*tosses your gun back*
Minato-Arisato-
@Kotone Shiomi Audio Technica ATH-EQ300M SV
Phantom_Trickster
*catches gun*
*holsters it*

Much obliged @-Labrys-
Kotone Shiomi
Yeah that seems the same.
What are the odds?
bluehairedemo
Huh...? Oh.. I feel asleep... So what did I miss?
Minato-Arisato-
Nothing much
ShinjiroAragaki
@Minato-Arisato- Let's just leave it at medical complications.

and @bluehairedemo Not much, it's been about the usual here.
bluehairedemo
Well there's another me, so something must've happened.
Minato-Arisato-
@bluehairedemo its normal dont worry
-Labrys-
Yeah. Another you, and this cute girl in red. You know her? Apparently same school as you.

*is still working on tablet and takes another sip of the coffee*

Ahh...good stuff..
bluehairedemo
Nope. Never seen her before.
Kotone Shiomi
Two blue haired people seem like the kind I shouldve seen...
-Ryuji-
OOC: Hey sorry I was absent for so long.
bluehairedemo
OOC: So was I, so don't worry XD

Wha?
ShinjiroAragaki
Yeah, the hair alone does make them stand out a little.
Kotone Shiomi
Well blue folks and coolbot, I have a dog to walk have fun with the shenanigans.

*gets up and leaves*
bluehairedemo
... Well that happened.
-Labrys-
*is taking rapid notes and scrolling through something on my tablet*

Mhm...never a dull day here...
bluehairedemo
And this place is destroyed every day...
ShinjiroAragaki
Yet rebuilt just as quickly...
-Ryuji-
@-Labrys-

Yo labrys what're you looking at on there?
-Labrys-
Just reviewing the basics of Matrix operations and Fourier series and transformations. It is exam time after all.
bluehairedemo
Is that part of your job?
-Ryuji-
@-Labrys-

Exams?!
-Labrys-
*stretches and runs fingers through my hair*

Yes. Exams. I still have to study and become more knowledgeable than just fighting. I'm 18, so this is an especially critical moment in my life. educationally.