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I always fail my exams. Every time I tty studyin' I just end up go of in' off.
I know someone like that @-Ryuji-. But he tries his best. He's a nice guy, and always upfront with ya. Kindda like you.
Who're you talking about?
Last time I was here we were at 4. What in the father, the son and the holy spirit jeramia's name happened?
@-Noir-
Too many things that don't make sense...
Exactly
@Yu-Narukami Yosuke and Kanji of course!
Oh, is Boss still here?
I dont know
@-Labrys-

Who're they?
Eh, 90% of the time I'm here he's out anyway...
I saw that kanji personnon tv when I was younger, he was on a biker special
Oh forgive my spelling
Friends of mine and @Yu-Narukami's back in Inaba. Some of my best friends.

And I don't think @Boss is here. I still have the keys though, so if anyone wants anything, I've got ya covered.

*packs away school supplies and puts an apron on, going behind the counter*
Ill have the house blend labrys
Do you still make pancakes?
Pancakes...
P-pancakes...
OOC: Did I accidentally trigger war flashbacks?
OOC:IT WAS HIS FAVOURITE!!!😭😭
Here ya go folks.

*slides over the orders of a house blend and some pancakes*
OOC: Shhhh... it's ok...

Thanks.
FOR F**K SAKE LABRYS(Runs out screaming, crying and people staring)
... Okay...
OOC:i just thought of the best pun with akechi.
I didn't Noir had it in her to curse
Didn't think*
OOC: Shoot.

Still in the dark here...
Would you like some 'AKETCHUP' with your pancakes!
It doesnt make sense and I dont care
OOC: Omg... that is the best bad Akechi I have ever read.
Thank you
OOC: pretty sure my mind is melting...

*blinks*

Who da eff is Akechi..?
OOC: I think that's supposed to happen

Don't pick up bad habits Labrys.
Geez how do I explain this one
He was an ace detective.
Thats all.
Really? Then what was with the pancakes?
Ace detective? Like Naoto-kun?
Well there's more to it than that.
Huh let me explain
Akechi-kun was the one behind all the murder along with his father shido, he went insane with power after gaining the ability of the wild card and having a persona
He was trying to decieve us from the beginning. You see if you go into the metaverse and hear mona, youll hear him in the real world
Akechi when we first met him asked about "delicious pancakes" however mona was the only one who mentioned pancakes
That...is Incredibly complicated...
Ah... so that's how pancakes tie into it.

OOC: But seriously, why pancakes?
Also, is there like, a thing about detectives gettin' personas and goin mad with power..?
Once we met him in Masoyishi Shidos palace ge fought us
And then the cognitive version" like the shadow version" came and shot him. Akechi shot him back then shot the alarm
This allowed us to escape unharmed and then we heard 2 gunshots...
His signal was blank...

When the palaces treasure was taken his palace which was a ship sunk, with him in it
His body must've disappeared in the real world while remaining in the cognitive one.
Bluehairedemo:

Mona saw a place on the way to where akechi was called "dome town" and thought it was a place that sold pancakes
I hope that didn't spoil the story for anyone...
*presses hands together*

That got very complicated very fast.
I still couldnt forgive him for father
*Sipping his coffee, he glances over his shoulder*

It really was a sad time for all of us.
I understood where he was, but I never could bring myself to trust him.

We really did try to have him turn for the better.
Even.after.that
Seriously...
Yes joker, it was for the better, My father was a horrible man and Okumara foods reputation suffered for it.
But still, seeing it, with my own eyes
He always rubbed me the wrong way

*sips coffee and sighs*
*He nods silently for a moment, looking down at his cup*

Of course. But, after all, he was still your father. I wish I could have met the man you knew, and not known who he was.
I remember when i was young we would have picnics, I would try some new products, we were... smiling
After that it was a blur
At least you had those moments with your father.
Im sorry, ive just upset myself and everyone else too.
Hey if you need to vent then go ahead.
I disagree. It better than destroying bosses cafe for the umpteenth time.
What did I miss?
...I know the pain...I've had to destroy those very dear to me with my own two hands...It still leaves a bitter taste...
Oh boss, your back
*is behind the counter in an apron*

*there is an incredibly heavy atmosphere in the room*

Hi @Boss..
Thank you, Labrys.
I don't feel anything anymore...
*Joker places his cup down, and slowly spins away from his curry dish.
Walking ever so softly over to Noir, he softly and playfully traps a knuckle ontop of her head*

You horrible fiend, how dare you feel.

*He shoots his egotistical grin as he looks at her, and laughs slightly*

If you feel so down, who else is going to produce the best damn products in town? Your plants, your products, your people, they look up to you, and they need you. You carry the legacy, and you wear it well.

Smile, and look forward. Don't drown in your past, because your past is your foundation.

*He twirls lightly on foot, and silently walks back to his place at the front counter, where his food awaits him*

You wouldn't be my teammate if you didn't.
*narrow eyes and looks a little flush*

T-Too smooth...
Hmm....you kids have been doing some talking​, eh?
OOC: omg im crying wtf

*goes over to joker, wraps hher arms around him*

Thanks you, im sorry for the tears and I will make you proud!
*scoffs*

Showoff
Can I get some coffee?
Heh.
You better.
Hey hey....no need for that. Let's get some coffee going, eh?

Honestly, you're gonna make me want to share a sob story just to get in on the action
Boss, ill have some curry anx the house blend.
And*
Why don't we all share stories?
@Answer

Here, on the house

Thank you for handling things @-Labrys-
@-Noir-

Here, now keep the tears out of my cafe. This is supposed to be away from trouble
@bluehairedemo

Do you have any?
*He takes a soft sip of his coffe, and peers at Boss over the edge of the cup rim.
Edges of a cocky grin could be seen behind the cup*

I don't know Boss, every time you try and tell me a story that starts with "Back in my day and age, I..." you'd get cut off by something.
Not sure you could manage it.
@Boss

Can I get a house blend ?
*yawns*
Yes sir
@Phantom_Trickster

Here we are
Well... quite a few... But it would probably bring the mood down further.
I do have a story though, a ghost one!
And well....I guess I should share, just to make it fair.
Sorry I keep stepping in @Boss.

*hangs up apron and sits next to @Phantom_Trickster and pulls out schoolwork again*

Hey... *glances to @Phantom_Trickster out of corner of eye* You're pretty smooth too ya'know..
Boss, hit the lights!
Thanks. If you don't mind me asking, how do you stay open when you give out coffee when you already have so little customers?
Our story begins back near 10 years ago....
@Joker

We need to lighten the mood.
About a girl bullied to suicide and haunted the rest!
*suddenly starts sweating bullets at @Answers's question*
I AM LIGHTENING IT

@Phantom_Trickster
@-Labrys-

When I want to be.
*clutches head*

T-T-T-This isn't gonna lighten the mood at all...@-Noir-ran...!!

*panicked*
So at a school far from shujin or yasogami, the nameless girl was locked in a PE dorm and never came back!
*eyes wide open, drops spoon and holds -labrys*

Hey, what's wrong?!?
They said after 12pm their school would turn into a malific tower of blodd and stell
Trickster

*Joker leans back, turning the chair, leans his right foot over his left knee, and shifts his weight onto the table using his right elbow, sipping his coffee*

I've been meaning to ask this for awhile.

Being a trickster yourself, that means you came from another time. One of quite a few trickers. What were your thoughts on Igor, and I'm curious as to what *your* velvet room looked like.
Steel* sorry

The girl was locked in the PE hall and never came back.
... Maybe you should stop.
1 by 1 each girl was drawn to the school a few minutes before 12pm and...
THEY WERE NEVER SEEN AGAIN!

how was that?
*sits in a chair, sighs and removes glasses* Way back when, I was a casenova as they say. I could have any woman I wanted, everybody at the bar said. And they were half right. I could sway any girl I wanted back then...but not a real woman. Way back when, my parents were all about honor and grades, real old fashioned folk. Never liked them, and they never really liked me. That isn't a pre concieved notion either, I know they did, they'd often say how they couldn't care less, how I "wasn't the son they wanted" I acted out because of it. I demonstrated the bad son they thought they had. The kid you all call leader reminded me of those days. But he's got real heart, I never did land a wife, family, just the honor of caring for the daughter of a woman I respected and the son of a family I'd thought that I thought cut ties with me. I don't try to be a bad guy, back then...I was the same as a lost and confused kid trying to find his way home. I landed this cafe, and two kids that aren't related to me, but damn are they special. *Drys eyes with a cloth*
Please... just stop.
*squeaks and grips @Phantom_Trickster*

T-T-T-This isn't lightenin' the mood at all...!! T-T-This is goddam t-teriffyin..!!
Boss... that was beautiful
The hierophant arcana representative is always excellent.
*flies in out of the attic*

Sorry to interrupt, but that Trevor guy left his meth up there... is that stuff legal in here?

Boss?
Ah, I try
@bluehairedemo

Was my story to scary for you, a friend told me it
@pixie

....leave it, we can finally get this place sitting pretty again
Why is there a fairy on about meth?
@-Noir-
Not that... It's... somewhat true...
*let's go of -labrys- gentltly and turns his head to Joker*

Igor seemed very reluctant to train me. He said that I was young and naive a lot. The attendant also seemed to scold me. Its almost like I didn't belong. The velvet room looked like a classroom for students who have missbehaved.
WHAT!!!
@Labrys

HOLD ME!
*slams head into table*

N-Not what I wanted to hear @bluehairedemo-kun..!
She was lying through her teeth!
@-Noir- I don't think this is helping -labrys-
Umm labrys are you ok?
*With a soft grin, he glances over at Trickster*

Mine was a jail cell.

*He glances over casually to Labrys and shakes his head in light humor*

Labrys, dear, if you shake yourself any harder, I'd have to call Oracle in for repairs.

And trust me, I don't think you'll want that.
Oh calm down, you​ kids and your ghost stories...
Smoooooth like honey
@Boss
You werent scared, he said it was true!
Well guess I have to explain now... So there was an extra hour between each day called The Dark Hour. During the dark hour shadows would roam and our school turned into a tower. There has been cases of that happening... and it almost happened to one of my teammates.
She did say she went to the school that the dtory came from
Story*

OOC:I CANT SPELL
*looks forward and rests chin on table with a disturbed face*

Sounds like you're gonna have someone violate me...no thanks...
@-Noir-

If it is, it is. After researching cognition and the whole "Phantom Thieves" business, it's basically comes with the job description
OOC: And I can't read :D
@Boss

That is true
@-Labrys-

Futaba? If she gets ahold of you...you aren't leaving her room until she knows every one of your functions. And figures out how to use them
(But why would a place like Gekkoukan high be haunted)

Its probably nothing, she loved ger jokes..
*With sharp eyes, relaying the seriousness of the situation, they lay squarely on Labrys'*

She's an anime otaku, computer junkie, and has a fetish for sentai ranger figuries. She also bugged my phone for *he coughs slightly* "For the lulz" without ever touching it.

As someone who's part machine, you tell me.
*eyes narrow*

N-No thank you...I'm not some thing to be toyed with..!
OOC:OMG
Labrys dont let futaba near you, ill protect you
OOC: Oh god it's getting hard to keep up with you all...
OOC: What is even happening...
@-Labrys-

I don't know if you would classify looking through every inch of your...insides or hard drive as rape, but if you​ do....futaba is a sex offender
OOC: go with the flow
@-Labrys-

Be careful .

*gets up and pats -labrys- on the head and sits back down*

Hey Boss, can I have a refill? I think it was a house blend if I remember right.
OOC: Kinda hard to do that with a new post every 30 seconds.
@Phantom_Trickster

Yeah, here you go
Remember how futaba inserted stuff in our phones and in leblanc?
I'm pretty sure my phone was a Virgin until Futaba took it out of my hands.
She could be listening.Right.Now.
Wait who is?
OOC: Honestly, im super happy that these threads are somehow super popular. It kinda helps with self esteem
*sinks in chair and hides face behind tablet*

Yosuke-kunnnn...save meeee....
OOC: its nice to talk to others with the same interests
OOC: pretty sure this train just crashed

Hmm?

(She mentioned yosuke aswell)
Cafe LeBlanc is a popular place for fans of the phantom thieves
@-Labrys-

Im not sure you want him saving you, knowing that kid...heh
OOC: True. And yeah, better than the smut rp.
OOC: @Boss, your threads are literally my favorite. I'm sorry they get semi-commandeered lately I feel bad about it. But I just don't want them to die cuz I know a lot of people love these threads too.
OOC: As someone who suffers from many social anxietys, this has been wonderful to take part in.
OOC: I remember early days in this place
Yosuke-kun saved me before. I made a promise to him I'd keep getting stronger and fully face myself..just like he did! H-He's kindda a role model...
OOC: I agree Boss. These threads are awesome to take part in. I'm sure i can speak for everyone in saying that we all thank you for your time and effort .
OOC: @-Labrys-

Im perfectly fine with that, as long as it's not just absolutely "forget boss while we RP in his threads constantly" but you guys wouldn't do that. So I really thank you guys for actually having fun, I like giving opportunities for you guys to have fun
My friend said yosukes an ass but funny and reliable, she likes him but so so all of them
OOC: @Boss

It is your thread after all, wonder when the sequel will come out
OOC: I think it'd be impossible to forget you or leave you out Boss.
OOC: @Boss

We arent anything without the boss!
OOC: Boss your too important to forget. You add to the rp in more ways than one.


@-labrys- Where is yosuke?
OOC: Always a "hastag DoItForBoss" mentality here.
@-Labrys-

I need to head home, im sorry, but do you mind taking over again?

OOC: im sorry for not interacting much, I've been having to deal with some personal stuff. Sorry for having you commandeer the thread a lot. I just need to head to bed
OOC: @-Labrys-

Make it happen
I can help too boss!
@-Noir-

Go right ahead, if you want
OOC: Get some sleep Boss. We will get this to 2000.

*waves* See you later Boss.

*turns his head and chuckles*

Hey , can I get some spicy curry -labrys-
@Phantom_Trickster

I made some veggies, you could say...
Yosuke is back in Inaba. Though I remember that back in 2012 he was out here in Tokyo working with our friend Rise-chan. I should go back some time..I miss everyone.
Ive been waiting for this!
My father and my company traded with a place called junes stationed out in inaba so thats how I know my friend, Yukiko
Sure thing @Boss. I will help out here. Get some rest okay? We'll see you tomorrow.

*puts the apron back on and smiles softly*

Night @Boss.

OOC: Note: can't stay up as late as last time though. I have an exam in the morning and I've been sleeping through alarms this weekend. So I'll probably be here until about midnight eastern time.
Huh? Sorry... fell asleep again...
OOC: Night Boss.
*rustles up some spicy curry and brings it over to where @Phantom_Trickster is sitting*

Here ya go pal.
*A bill slides forward to Boss*

I must say, thats the first story I ever heard you finish. Quite touching​, considering you are all but family.
Not just to Futaba, but even to your customers. You were there when even my own family quit.

*Slowly he removes his mask to give Boss a genuine smile. Taking a moment, he places it back on, and resumes his cocky grin.*

I need a refill.

OOC: errand to run will doubt ill beable to reply anytime soon
Also, I didn't forget you Boss, there were 4 different things happening here and something drew my attention from the pc. Was planning this post when I had a moment.
*turns his head toward -Noir-s veggies*

Did Joker try them yet?
Here @-Labrys- try these in the curry next

( hands over some yogurt and carrots)
*refills @Jokers coffee*

*eyes veggies cautiously*
Hey!

They are moonlight carrots!
OOC: I'm currently reaper farming in P5 so my responses might be delayed

*stuffs mouth full of curry*

Dish..ish good..*gulps*

Thank you -labrys-
@Phantom_Trickster

Better be flu season
OOC:passed 500!
OOC: It is lol.
OOC: Excellent. Only 1500ish to go.
OOC: Milestone passed?
*searches through memory for term "moonlight carrots". Closest reference: "Carrot Moonshine" Status: Alcoholic...It looks like normal carrots...guess it's for easy marketing? I cannot comprehend*

*shakes head*

Nuh uh! No alcoholic stuff in here!
Its all natural though labrys!
What about alcohol?
We serve curry and coffee!

That
Is
It!
*naturally occurring alcohol..? This statement confuses me*

@bluehairedemo @-Noir- is trying to spike the food
Did someone say Spike?
What? How?
*points at the carrots*

She said they're Carrot Moonshine.
*finds boss's flask of alchohol*

I cant spike the food if there is no alchohol!

*completely finishes the flask*
@bluehairedemo you need a prairie oyster to help with that hangover of yours.
@-Labrys- Happy now!
@-Noir- DO YOU NEED A PRAIRIE OYSTER?
@SpikeSpiegel
I'm not hungover

And those are just regular carrots...
*blinks several times and puffs out chest*

Is that how it is then..!

*grabs an unopened bottle of whisky from my bag*

I bet I could drink you the under the table!!

*necks the whole bottle*
@bluehairedemo denial is the first stage of a hangover and also the last
@SpikeSpiegel no Im...

*collapses and falls to the ground*
Dumps prairie oyster on @-Noir-to save her
L-labrys?

*eyes close*
Ask Labrys, she knows that I haven't drank any alcohol within the last 48 hours.

... Is she ok?
*gulp gulp gulp*
Mmm you like that prairie oyster
L-Labrys?!
OOC: the oyster aint what she drinkin
*drops empty bottle back in my bag*

Ahhh!! Whew!

*walks over and scoops @-Noir- into a booth and goes to make her some strong tea*
How the hell did you chug an entire bottle that fast?!
She is going to need a prairie oyster
OOC: It's like I have to say a prayer to rngesus to have the despair debuff pop.

*Gives -labrys- a worried look*
Hey, are you ok?
*sets some black cinnamon tea in front of @-Noir-*

Yeah. I'm totally fine. Why you ask?
OOC: Geez I've fallen so far behind
*goes back to eating what's left of his curry*

You have some tolerance. How late is the cafe open tonight?
Personally, I am here til midnight eastern. I have exams tomorrow so...
Exams aren't fun...
Agreed @bluehairedemo... But alas, they gotta be done.
Sadly yes... Hm... did Junpei ever score well on the exams?
*puts his fork down *

Yeah, I here you. Work demands me early tomorrow . So I may not be here for too much longer

OOC: Seriosuly , 5am shifts...
OOC: christ that's early
OOC: Yeesh...@Phantom_Trickster...your job is nuts...I resume work for the summer on the 15th, but i work at a restaurant. So I have mostly afternoon shifts.

*looks at @bluehairedemo*

Junpei? I dunno about those exams, but he coaches baseball now.
Huh... I expect worse.
OOC: I make sure that all the video game kiosks are up and running

I have grown to hate Wal-Mart's and Toys R Us stores
OOC: Is it that bad?
OOC: When you have reps that call us and say that they don't know how to put cord A into outlet B.


Yeah...its bad. And that's a tame call.
OOC: ... wow...
*picks up a napkin out of the napkin dispenser that's sitting nearby and wipes the excess curry*

It's been fun today guys. Bosses cafe looks....partaily intact .

*slides - labrys - a giant wad of yen*

I got to go, bunch of stuff to do tomorrow.

*smirks as he walks toward the door*

Good night guys


OOC: I'm crashing early tonight . Night guys .
OOC: My condolences man...what a pain in the ass...
*takes the yen and puts it in @Boss's cash box*

Mhm. Enjoy your evening @Phantom_Trickster-kun. Get some rest.

*sigh*

Maybe we should call it for tonight? It's pretty empty, and I'm only here another hour officially anyways. I'll stick around for you folks though if you'd like.

*cleans glasses*
OOC: Night man.
Well it's not like I have anything I should be doing...
Mmm...Well would you like some food then at least @bluehairedemo? To get the conversation going at least.
Some curry is fine.
Can I have bell peppers and beef?
Mhm mhm...

*grills up a fresh steak and bell pepers on one burner and some curry on the other*

*decoratively places them on their respective plates and slides them over*

There you go boys.

*smiles softly*
Thanks. Well.. seems like all of this madness won't let up any time soon.
*Walks in, hearing that same old jingle*
Yo, I'm here
Welcome to Leblanc @Jokerboi. What can I get for you?

And what do you mean @bluehairedemo? Seems pretty calm right now...
I would like a coffee, black with sugar please. So, what do we have here, a robot, a space cowboy, and 2 blue haired protagonists. Seems almost normal compared to the phantom thieves
*delicately pours a fresh hot cup of black coffee slides it over to @Jokerboi with a small plate of sugar cubes*

Here you go sir. And yes. This is probably the most normal thing here in the past week.
Thanks waifubot 9000
*drinks coffee*
Pretty good, almost Boss quality. I'm quite impressed
Well there was that weird stuff eariler.
Huh?
I'm trying to think in the now. The past...*shudder*

And excuse me, "Waifubot 9000"...?

*narrows eyes*
Sorry, it was supposed to be a compliment. I didn't think robots were made to look this attractive. You're almost on par with Ann. Although, the Boston accent is strange, considering you're from Japan
That's fine. Still, a lot more interesting than being dead all the time.
Wait, you died? That's pretty metal. But to be fair, I faked my death, so I guess I can relate
Eh, not really. Though faking a death is a huge risk.
It's a Kansai accent, thank ya very much.
*Sounds of fighting from outside*
Oh boy...
*Enter cafe looking exhausted*
Oh. Hey @Yu-Narukami-kun. You look tired. Some coffee?

And I guess, thanks for the compliment @Jokerboi. That's...not something I hear every day?
I...need water...
Oh okay. Here ya go Yu-kun.

*slides Yu a cuppa water*
What happened out there?
*Starts drinking at an alarming pace*
Thanks...it was that masked guy again. He keeps showing up and attacking me.
Masked guy?
He's hard to describe.. for some reason his appearance is always blurry.
Are you really ok?
What do you mean by that?
Like... are you high at all?
Greetings.

...Hm? did something happen?
I don't think it was a hallucination.
@AdachiImouto
Yes... Yu came in.
*props elbows on your and traces the lip of a cup slowly with my fingers*

I dunno. Sounds like Yu-kun is having repeated run ins with some shady fella. How you doin' @AdachiImouto?
*on the counter

OOC: What even was my phone thinking..
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Hello everyone! ❤️

I'm just going to stay here for the atmosphere. I might take a nap...
Is anything happening?
... A loli maid?
@-Labrys- A shady fellow, hm? sounds like a case... I would like to help in any way I can... And, it is a challenge juggling school and investiging, but I am well... Are you well, Senpai?
@bluehairedemo
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Hey, someone like me needs money too, you know. Kawakami really charged a lot for the maid training.
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I had to invest in another occupation since I had to leave the Velvet Room.
*gestures to my bag in the corner*

Getting ready for exams tomorrow.

Welcome @HifumiTogo and @IamThou. Can I get you anything? Also, anything for you @AdachiImouto? These will probably be the last orders for the night as well.
Geez... But who am I to judge?
@-Labrys-
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Do you have some tea? I would like some tea, please.
❤️
@bluehairedemo
Well, you are kind of like a zombie at this point.
@Yu-Narukami
That's... true in two ways... I guess.
Mhm. I have tea. What kind would you like? I have Earl Gray, Camomile, Cinnamon, Almond Cookie, Peppermint, and Orange Hibiscus.