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Boss
Leblanc: Reverse/Rebirth
No more, come in, and enjoy coffee

If anybody wants to have an emotional talk, I use discord mainly. It's Boss, #0214

Please no more, little lavenza and I can't take this
-Iwai-
Well i take the same as allways
Boss
@-Iwai-

Here we are, nice and fresh
MonoDj
This site doesn't have a discord though.
-HaruOkamura-
b-but i made the coffee thread......
Boss
@MonoDj

Nope, but I do and it's there for a reason. I have other contact options
Mishima
@MonoDj It does actually

https://discord.gg/fvswbNh

Though it's just temp PM replacement.
-Iwai-
@Haru Boss is the one with the real Coffee thread
Boss
@-HaruOkamura-

Yes, and I thank you for that, but Leblanc needs business and I need a way to make myself happy
-HaruOkamura-
@Boss -Cries-
Boss
@-HaruOkamura-

No no, here, want to run the shop for a while?
hazama
I heard the sounds of women not being respected.
-Iwai-
Sadly my english is really bad so no Discord for me x)
-HaruOkamura-
@Boss well it's understandable, since i've already ruined my reputation on this forum site...
IamThou
@Boss
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Please don't let her run the shop, Sojiro-san.
She's a murderous monster! She's worse than AkiraKurusu!
I swear she'll poison the coffee!
Mishima
@-Iwai- Don't worry, it's mainly text chat.
Boss
@-HaruOkamura-

Well, you don't have any bombs now.....do you?
-HaruOkamura-
@Boss eh...........i don't care anymore... have fun i guess..
hazama
If you'd like Haru, I can hook you up. With explosives, of course. Just don't kill us all this time, that was a pain to undo.
Boss
Um...well, I do need a couple people in the kitchen and to take and complete orders....but who could I hire?
Sae Niijima
Could I have a vanilla frappe?
-Iwai-
@Mishima Ahhhh ok thx for the Info
Boss
@Sae Niijima

Course, here we are
IamThou
@Boss
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I would help but, I have a lot of clients.
Good luck to whoever you hire. Labrys isn't here right now.
❤️
-HaruOkamura-
welp, time to make a new account and leave this behind~ If anyone wants it yu can have it, just ask me~
hazama
Now she's going to be undercover. Frankly, that's a bit scarier.
-HaruOkamura-
well i have to tbh, since no one wants to have a normal convo with me anymore~
Minato-Arisato-
Can i have a coffe? @Boss
hazama
You're part of the lore at this point, not much that can be done about that. I try to talk with everyone at least somewhat normally though.
Boss
@Minato-Arisato-

Yeah, here kid
Minato-Arisato-
@Boss Thanks
hazama
Now that I think about it, I've never ordered anything from here. I mostly loiter around and attempt to kill everyone here and there. I have served coffee before, and I think it was pretty well-recieved. Maybe you should consider adding the TDoaS to the menu?
Minato-Arisato-
Why is everyone sad? What did i miss?
Minato-Arisato-
I see now
bluehairedemo
OOC: Goin into KH now are we?
Boss
@bluehairedemo

Yeah, there will be no part 8, now it's just rediculous side threads
NotAJojoReference
Leblanc's Bizarre Adventure part 8: Bobosslion
bluehairedemo
OOC: Well I hope you don't forget Boss by Sleep
IamThou
OOC: Hey, I just remembered. Wasn't there also a coffee obsessed guy in The World Ends With You? That game took place in Tokyo too.
bluehairedemo
OOC: I don't think so. I mean there was a guy who was too into food puns and Sho Minamimoto.
IamThou
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IamThou
@bluehairedemo

OOc: Ahh, Sho. Guy made me like Math.
bluehairedemo
OOC: He made everyone like math. Screw being a reaper, he should be a teacher.

*Doorboy has entered to cafe* Hey...
Boss
Heya
bluehairedemo
This place blow up yet?
NotAJojoReference
Hey 🅱oss
RobowaifuAigis
I need a drink
Boss
Surprisingly no
hazama
*flicks out detonator*
Not yet.
*click*
Boss
Yeah, here's a black coffee @RobowaifuAigis
Shiza_Salad
KIRA KWEEN
bluehairedemo
God dammit... I shouldn't have brought it up...
IamThou
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This one is doing suprisingly worse than the last 2 cafes. Maybe you lost your touch, boss?
hazama
One like and I kill Shigechi
NotAJojoReference
SHEER HEART ATTAKU!
hazama
Well now the cafe is missing a wall. Nice.
IamThou
OOC: Still waiting for part 5 anime
RobowaifuAigis
@Boss
Thank you
*downs it in one gulp*
....I'm glad I don't have pain reception.
Boss
@IamThou

GOLDO EKUSUPERIENCE REQUIEMU
bluehairedemo
OOC: Same here buddy...

@RobowaifuAigis
How... never mind...
IamThou
OOC: Pretty sure GER makes this cafe keep on getting blown up and built again. Endlessly
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
Trust me
Some things are better off unknown.
Boss
@IamThou

No, it just resets the destruction to zero.
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
True...

I'll have some coffee. Black please.
Shiza_Salad
I want a mug too. Cream and sugar, hold the semen.
hazama
Good thing the C4 is still there.
*click*
Shiza_Salad
Daisan ni bakudan! Bitza dusto!
NotAJojoReference
One Krabby Patty please.
Boss
@hazama

Dammit....
Sae Niijima
*puts on background music* Click to load youtube video

Boss, we've discovered the culprit behind all this chaos. Our evidence compiled by all our secret rats in this building have confirmed, that you have been behind every single incident of chaos in this bar. We will place you under arrest and send you to prison.

Unless.... you give me the bitterest coffee you can make, on the house.
hazama
Oh. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Welp, I gotta skedaddle. I have a sex sla- er... Hosta-no..Friend? Friend!

I have a friend in my dungeon. Seeya.
*swings away*
bluehairedemo
@Sae Niijima
... Are you serious? Or... was that a joke?
Sae Niijima
I'm completely serious. He either makes me a coffee, or I arrest him for all the misdeeds he has done.
Boss
@Sae Niijima

*sneers*
You drive a hard bargain....
*eloquently yet incredibly acrobatically makes an extremely bitter black coffee * this is a secret, you'll never know the ingredients, nor will the fact that I can make this ever leave this area. Now then, enjoy
Sae Niijima
You made the right decision.
Minato-Arisato-
@Sae Niijima chill down
bluehairedemo
Threatening his arrest for coffee... Impressive?
Boss
Of course....crafty
NotAJojoReference
I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you're standing, I found this jar of semen! I'm so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it!
Shiza_Salad
told you there was semen in the coffee
Boss
@Shiza_Salad

FUCK OFF
NotAJojoReference
Rerorerorerorerorerorerorero
Boss
I swear...
bluehairedemo
Oh boy... here we go.
Firematthew
There is no Semen in the coffee. My god. If there IS, then it isn't related to @Boss. I'm pretty sure he has an alibi, and if he doesn't he has no motive.
Shiza_Salad
@Firematthew trust me, he always does
Boss
ugh
Minato-Arisato-
What an annoying guy
Sae Niijima
Ok then.
Kala-Nemi
SO what kind of meat even goes in this curry, Boss?
Kotone Shiomi
*wanders on in*
sup?
Boss
@Kala-Nemi

Just hamburger, why?
Minato-Arisato-
@Kotone Shiomi hello ms i had better headphones
Kotone Shiomi
Hello BlueTwo!
Hows things?
Minato-Arisato-
I'm Fine you?
bluehairedemo
Bluetwo?
Kotone Shiomi
I'm alright!

@bluehairedemo Blue hair x2!
bluehairedemo
We have names you know...
Kotone Shiomi
What are they then?
Minato-Arisato-
@Kotone Shiomi Minato Arisato
bluehairedemo
[Ehh... insert a name here], but the guy who narrates for me calls me Doorboy...
Kotone Shiomi
Ah neat.
I'm Kotone!
Kala-Nemi
@Boss

Just curious. Interesting, though. Usually when I think of beef in curry, it's stew meat. Ever use chicken?
bluehairedemo
Nice to meet you.
Boss
@Kala-Nemi

Only for this who order it
Kotone Shiomi
@Boss Hi, hello.
Could I have 3 speciality curries please?
Boss
@Kotone Shiomi

Here we are, go ahead
Kotone Shiomi
Ah thanks very much.
im starving
bluehairedemo
Are... are you gonna eat all three of those?
Kotone Shiomi
Why of course I am.
Its good!
bluehairedemo
Is that humanly possible?
-Labrys-
I'm here between exams. Can I get a coffee please?

*walks in looks glum*
Kotone Shiomi
@bluehairedemo I like to think I am part kirby.
bluehairedemo
That might explain the red hair...

Hey Labrys.
-Labrys-
Hey @bluehairedemo...
bluehairedemo
How are exams?
-Labrys-
Horrible.
bluehairedemo
Not surprising.
-Labrys-
I am 100% sure I just failed one. I'm waiting for the next right now.

*sigh*
bluehairedemo
Hey, I'm sure you'll do well.
-Labrys-
That dread when you studied all the wrong stuff though. Hahahaha...

*buries face in arms*
bluehairedemo
Just burn that dread.
-Labrys-
OOC: oh you went there

All toasters toast toast...but yeah..maybe I'll burn some bread...
bluehairedemo
OOC: You gave me the opportunity XD
-Labrys-
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-Labrys-
Toast.
bluehairedemo
OOC: Oh my god...
Inari
Appreciate how shiny my hair is.
-Labrys-
OOC: there is text that says the "All toasters toast toast" but it's in black so you can't see it here.
-Labrys-
@Inari its gorgeous.
bluehairedemo
@Inari
I'm a little jealous
Kotone Shiomi
I'm not~
bluehairedemo
Eh.

Are you from Gekkoukan?
Kotone Shiomi
Me?
Why yes!
bluehairedemo
So that place is still going... Not really surprised though.
Justanotherphan
I'm just a lurker in this place that sometimes makes forms
Kotone Shiomi
@bluehairedemo Why yes it is.
bluehairedemo
Heh. I wonder if it changed at al...
bluehairedemo
all*
-Labrys-
I need a triple please. Make not five triples actually.
-Labrys-
*make it
bluehairedemo
Jesus labrys...
-Labrys-
I thought you were Jesus though @bluehairedemo?
bluehairedemo
Well yeah but... whatever...
-Labrys-
Mhm...yeah its been a long day for me. Sorry. How have things been here?
3xcal1bur
[walks in] I'll have a black coffee and some spicy curry!
hazama
In terms of coffee, I couldn't tell you. But godamn, it has been an eventful day elsewhere.
bluehairedemo
@-Labrys-
Somewhat calm... for once.
Boss
Sorry, sorry....

Here we are, one with a lot of caffeine and two normal, and a curry
3xcal1bur
thanks!
-Labrys-
Thanks @Boss. Uhggg...

*slumps*

My GPA is crying...
bluehairedemo
I didn't know that could cry.
3xcal1bur
@bluehairedemo its a metaphor?
Boss
Hey, don't worry @-Labrys- you can get it back

Be thankful you don't have to blow the teacher
-Labrys-
*covers face*

Uhggggg my scholarshipppppp
Boss
@-Labrys-

Just play a sport. They give sport scholarships out like fucking hotcakes
Boss
Side note: not serious
3xcal1bur
@-Labrys- ummm... do you want some of my curry?
-Labrys-
@3xcal1bur, no thank you. I appreciate the offer though.

*downs my extra strong coffee*
Kotone Shiomi
how do robots girls drink?
bluehairedemo
Don't ask. It just happens.
Kotone Shiomi
oh
what about eating then?
-Labrys-
*sighs and cups down the cup*

Can I have another? Can you make it a quad please @Boss?
-Labrys-
*puts down

OOC: what is..I'm a mess lol
Boss
@-Labrys-

Sorry, here we are

OOC: my phone died
bluehairedemo
@Kotone Shiomi
I can't explain that either.
Bamtom1234
I'll have a pancakes stack, coffee and leave the bottle of chocolate sauce here :P
hazama
If you want to nitpick, then why is the Sayuri still there after the countless cafe explosions?
Jokerboi
Hello everyone, I'm Here! Boss, your finest cup of Joe please!
-Labrys-
In this nexus...it seems to be the one thing indestructible...

*downs the fresh coffee*
Jokerboi
Yo, @-Labrys-, how's it hanging
-Labrys-
Its alright I guess. Just stressing over school work.
Jokerboi
That's a shame. So did boss die or somethin, cause I want coffee
Boss
Yeah, im fuckin dead

OOC: A little busy for a bit
Jokerboi
OOC: my bad
Do I detect sarcasm in that voice, Boss?
Boss
Maybe. Anyways, here's your coffee
Jokerboi
Thank you kind sir! Man, slow day here, huh?
-Labrys-
Sure feels like a slow day. Everyone is busy with stuff...I also feel like some of the core crowd doesn't manifest til late night.

*lifts book off of face, yet remains leaned back in seat*
Boss
Ah...everybody is tired
-Labrys-
Truth.
Jokerboi
Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Well, the busy part at least.
Jokerboi
OOC: I'm exempt from my finals
Boss
Im gonna make some spaghetti. Want some?

OOC: Im actually making spaghetti for dinner
Jokerboi
Hell yes!
Boss
It'll be done in a bit
Jokerboi
Yessssss. I'm excited!
Boss
Im making it with meat
AdachiImouto
Good day.

I will have a sugar and cream, and today's special if you have one, Boss.
-Labrys-
*sits up*

Spaghetti? Awh man! Sounds delicious!

OOC: I am so jealous of you @Boss...
Boss
@AdachiImouto

Here's the coffee, today's special is a bowl of spaghetti
Jokerboi
Oooh, meat sauce? Boss is the best!
3xcal1bur
can't be as good as the curry, imo
Jokerboi
Just you wait, buff white haired guy, it's gonna be great as long as Boss makes it
AdachiImouto
@Boss
Thank you. And spaghetti? What a treat. I will trust your skills, Boss

@-Labrys-
Oh, you're here too, Senpai? Thank you for last night. It was nice.
Boss
Another few minutes
3xcal1bur
@Jokerboi seems promising in that case. I'd like one bowl of spaghetti please!
Jokerboi
By the way, you seem familiar @3xcal1bur. Do you know that blue haired guy that comes here by any chance?
Boss
Ah, sorry, spaghettis done. Who wants sauce and who doesn't?
-Labrys-
@AdachiImouto I'm kindda here? In and out dozing. Been a long day. And your welcome. I'm glad I could see you home safely.
Jokerboi
I WANT ALL OF THE SAUCE
-Labrys-
I'm in @Boss! *gives peace sign*
AdachiImouto
@-Labrys-
Ah, exams? I am exhausted as well. Hence I am coming here to relax... Tokyo late at night is a different experience when you're with someone else rather than alone, too. If that makes sense.

@Boss
Would light sauce be a reasonable request?
Boss
Alright, sauce, sauce, and light sauce?
-Labrys-
OOC: DC has Spaghetti whoop whoop. But I'm having dessert first and having fresh hot apple crisp
Boss
Oh my god....
Boss
Oh my god....
Jokerboi
Is one thing wrong boss?
bluehairedemo
OOC: I heard dessert! Now where's the cake?!
Jokerboi
Something
AdachiImouto
Umm... Did something happen to Boss?
Jokerboi
I don't know, but I'm concerned. Last time something like this happened, he was taken by the FBI
bluehairedemo
Huh? Sorry, spaced out for a bit there. Did you say something?
Boss
Uh...sorry....mini stroke


OOC: it sent the same thing twice
-Labrys-
OOC: where is the Junpei concern meme when I need it
AdachiImouto
They don't have jurisdiction here... What is going on...? Damn exams... I'm too tired to investigate...
Phantom_Trickster
*walks in and sighs, looking at Boss*

What did I miss? The atmosphere seems a little different.
Boss
I had a stroke
AdachiImouto
Umm... Please don't die, Boss. Should I call the doctor from down the street?
Phantom_Trickster
*Gives Boss a confused look at why he's being so candid about having a stroke*

Uh....ok.

First question: Are you ok?
Second question: If so, can I get some coffee, black?

*sits down at the nearby stool and picks up a magazine to read*
bluehairedemo
How are yo so calm about that Boss?
bluehairedemo
you*
Boss
Here's 2 coffees, and it's whatever. I can't exactly​ die
bluehairedemo
Well... pretty much everyone can defy logic here.
AdachiImouto
Wow... Has Boss become Coffee no Okami?
Phantom_Trickster
*shrugs while turning the page of the magazine *

That's true.
ShinjiroAragaki
*walks in and takes a seat.*
Yo @Boss, could I get a coffee, black please?
Boss
@ShinjiroAragaki

Here you go
Boss
Remember....this place has been destroyed so many times...
bluehairedemo
Like... 12 times right?
Boss
Around 8
AdachiImouto
Many, many times.

I think this place has been removed from time and space... Personas can even be used now. Crazy times.
Boss
It's not however, it's always repaired. And im always behind the counter​. Remember, I was in those explosions and the other destructions?
-Labrys-
*lifts book off of face*

Around too many.

*places book back on face*
bluehairedemo
Oh yeah... Man... why do people want to destory this place?
ShinjiroAragaki
*sips his coffee*
Thanks @boss and well that would explain all actually.
Yu-Narukami
*wall of cafe collapses*
It's the masked man again! Everyone get down!
ShinjiroAragaki
Tch. The building doesn't even wait for you to destroy it now.
Boss
Hmm?
Phantom_Trickster
*put magazine down and gives AdachiImouto a puzzled yet concerning look*

Personas can be used here? Like..right now? We are not in any kind of meraverse ...
Yu-Narukami
I think he's gone...Why do they keep attacking me?
Phantom_Trickster
*looks at the cafe wall.....looks back at magazine *


Oh....so hey Boss, that's a thing right ? Your wall just....fell?
ShinjiroAragaki
Wall's falling down seems to be a thing when @Yu-Narukami visits.
Phantom_Trickster
*looks at AdachiImouto*

I have an idea for a new investigation.

We need to find out why Yu here is a living time bomb of cafe destruction
bluehairedemo
I swear Yu carries bad luck into Leblanc.
Yu-Narukami
Sorry, I guess cafes and me just don't agree with each other.
Boss
I think we also need to figure out why my cafe and I are a universal constant
Persona
@Boss Worry not child of man. It is simply thine fate, for thou will soon play an important role in the fate of this world.
Phantom_Trickster
*chuckles at Bosses comment *

Boss=immortal
bluehairedemo
... I just think it's because the coffee is so damn good that it needs to be in all universes.
Persona
@bluehairedemo
And so thine true importance has been revealed...
-Labrys-
*takes book off face and just holds it for a second eyes closed*

*chucks it at Yu before walking over and rebuilding the wall*

*takes book back and places it back on face as I return to my seat*

~sigh~
Boss
@-Labrys-

Need anything, you seem down
Yu-Narukami
It's not like I'm asking to be attacked by some masked stranger...
bluehairedemo
Eh, whatever. So... how is everyone?
3xcal1bur
You think Labrys is finally going crazy?
Yu-Narukami
She wasn't to begin wi- I mean, no, not at all she's just tired probably.
Phantom_Trickster
*looks at - labrys - and slightly nudges her*

Hey, you ok?
Boss
@-Labrys-

*Fake calls futaba* a robot huh? Well...if you need to tinker I have the perfect experiment right here...
Mona
Meow
Persona
@bluehairedemo
My words shall guide you to your true fate...
Phantom_Trickster
*looks at Boss with a giant grin on his face*

Hey Boss? Maybe we should call Futuba for real? This situation calls for drastic measures
Makoto_Niijima
TOSSED SALAD
Boss
@Phantom_Trickster

You nuts!? She'll open that robo girl up immediately
bluehairedemo
Who's Futaba?
Boss
@bluehairedemo

I....don't think I can adequately answer that question
Mona
Futaba is boss's daughter/Joker's girlfriend
Persona
@bluehairedemo
Pick up the invoker next to you...summon messiah...
bluehairedemo
@Persona
... Um... no.

Is she your daughter or something Boss?
Persona
@bluehairedemo
You must destroy the cafe...the world will be destroyed if you don't...listen to the swarm of magic blue talking butterflies only you can see...
Jokerboi
Hey Boss, I'm back. Went to play a game called "Cards Against Humanity with Makoto
Jokerboi
Your finest cup of coffee, good sir
Boss
@Jokerboi

Yeah, here
bluehairedemo
@Persona
How about no.
Boss
@Persona

Who's there? Show yourself.
Jokerboi
Thanks Boss. Also, @Persona, stop talking like that, this cafe is awesome
Persona
*Swarms bosses face*
Jokerboi
Oh crap, everyone down! Yu and blue boy, you know what to do
Phantom_Trickster
@Boss

I think we need make some cafe defenses
bluehairedemo
But they're just butterflies...
Yu-Narukami
I don't know if that's a good idea. Every time I summon my persona I end up breaking something.
Persona
We are more than just butterflies we are the true self!
-Labrys-
*takes book off face*

How about not guys. And I'm sorry. I'm just.. I'm real outta it. Its been a long day and a lot of things seem to be gettin messed up.

*places book back on face*

OOC: I def failed my Techniques in Theoretical exam today. 6 questions, and I basically didnt answer two...only two people out of my class of 60 finished before time ran out. I was not one of those two.
bluehairedemo
*Pulls out a butterfly net* Sure sure, now hop in.
-Labrys-
Can I have a hexa shot @Boss..?
bluehairedemo
OOC: Shit... that sucks...
Jokerboi
@bluehairedemo Boy, if only you knew.... when they swarm, shot gets real.

@Yu-Narukami Stop being a pansy, I'll take the blame if anything happens.
Phantom_Trickster
OOC: I'm so sorry -labrys-
Boss
@-Labrys-

Yep, here you are

OOC: Jeez....im sorry.
Persona
...
*Flies into butterfly net*
Finally...salvation...
Jokerboi
OOC: That's a bummer. I send my regards @-Labrys-

Ok scratch my plan, let's ask it to stop
Jokerboi
Nevermind then
Jokerboi
It just flew into a net
bluehairedemo
Huh... it worked.
Yu-Narukami
@-Labrys-
OCC: Sorry about that. There's always next time, right?
Persona
But, am I trapped inside a net or are you the ones trapped out there?
Phantom_Trickster
*gets up from his spot and sits nexts to -labrys-*

*waves at boss*

The shot is on me.

OOC: Been here and done that. It's not fun.
bluehairedemo
... Yeah you're the one trapped. Outside you go.
Jokerboi
*Walks over to -Labrys- and oars her on the head*

What me to get ya something to eat? It'll be on me?
Jokerboi
Pats her on the head
Jokerboi
OOC: auto correct, wtf
Persona
@bluehairedemo
I'll be back.
I am the one who dwells in the rift between human consciousness and unconsciousness. I am you. You are me... I am always within you, watching over you. Farewell...