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-Labrys-
@Yu-Narukami
OOC: the only next time will be if I failed for the full year. This was the final examination.

*sits up and leans forward on the table*

That...ain't no normal buttafly...
bluehairedemo
Well it's gone. I'll keep this net around just in case they come back.
Yu-Narukami
Why is it always butterflies?
bluehairedemo
Dunno...
Firematthew
I have no clue.
Jokerboi
I don't get it either. Butterflies are really weird
Jokerboi
But I think it has something to do with the "Butterfly effect"
bluehairedemo
Or they're just weird.
-Labrys-
I can't identify the type...But I've been seein' them around a lot lately...
Jokerboi
Yeah, it could be that. But there must be more to it *looks down in deep thought*
-Labrys-
*looks at @Jokerboi*

What is this, Until Dawn?
bluehairedemo
Well boss... looks like you need ten nets...
Firematthew
That or it has something to do with a god... (OOC: and before anyone comments on this... I'm referring to old person lore, not gods from this site.)
Jokerboi
@-Labrys- *looks up, confused* What is Until Dawn? Some kind of mystery novel? I wonder if it'll up my proficiency....

OOC: (I know what Until Dawn is btw)
Yu-Narukami
Nah, I mean they're just butterflies.
Yu-Narukami
I think I saw the same species around Inaba.
bluehairedemo
Annoying ones at that.
Phantom_Trickster
*looks at Yu*

..of death
Jokerboi
I saw those things when I was being interrogated by Nijima, and when I was in Kamoshida's palace right before I awakened to my persona. Ah, memeories...
Yu-Narukami
There species must be common to dues ex machin- I mean what a coincidence.
Phantom_Trickster
*Gets up from the table*

Well, that about does it for me today.

Not sure who I'm paying this time so.....ill just leave ¥2000 on the table

See ya guys *walks out the door*

OOC: Got to call it early tonight guys. These 5am shifts are going to drive me nuts .
bluehairedemo
Hm? Were you about to say Deus Ex Machina?
Jokerboi
OOC: Good morrow, good sir
bluehairedemo
OOC: Night. And don't explode fron exhaustion
Jokerboi
Deus ex Machina? That's pretty meta, even for me
Persona
OOC: Goodnight. I hope you dream of butterflies.
Yu-Narukami
Dues ex Machina... I don't think anyone was going to say that.
bluehairedemo
You're pronouncing it weird.
Yu-Narukami
OOC: Dyslexia.
Jokerboi
Who, me or Yu?
Jokerboi
(Get it?)
-Labrys-
What is Until Dawn? Butterfly effect.

*chuckles and stares at finger joints and I open and close my hand*
bluehairedemo
OOC: Ah, ok.
Jokerboi
Oh, alright @-Labrys-, thanks for the info. Also, is your hand alright?
Persona
Did I hear someone call for butterflies?
bluehairedemo
NO!
-Labrys-
Yeah...Just thinking about how I'll never be human, even though I have a heart and ego..
Persona
*Begins swarming around @Jokerboi face*
Persona
But what is a human?
Jokerboi
Ah, shit, they're swarming me! Help
-Noir-
Hey @-Labrys- long time no see!
bluehairedemo
In the net!! *Pulls out the net again*
Persona
@Jokerboi
Just summon Satanael and fire sinful shell at the cafe...the world will be destroyed if you don't.
Jokerboi
*in between swatting away butterflies*
@-Labrys- Wow, that's pretty deep. Look, the way I see it, you're more human than most of the human population, so look at it like that
Persona
@bluehairedemo
It won't be so easy to convince me this time!
Jokerboi
NO, THAT IS ONLY RESERVED FOR GOD, YOU ARE JUST BUTTERFLIES
bluehairedemo
There's flowers in the net.
Persona
@Jokerboi
It is your fate to destroy the cafe...thou cannot defy thine destiny!
Persona
Wait, flower!
Jokerboi
I WILL NEVER BETRAY BOSS OR MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT YOU EVIL INSECT
bluehairedemo
Yes, but only if you get in the net.
Persona
*Flies into net*
Persona
There are no flowers in here.
bluehairedemo
Someone get a jar.
Boss
Uh...why do those butterflies keep telling you to destroy this place?
Jokerboi
*Catches breath*
Oh thank God they stopped
Persona
Will there be flowers in the jar?
bluehairedemo
Yes, there'll be flowers in the jar.
Yu-Narukami
Wait, this seems familiar.
Jokerboi
I don't know Boss, they keep on tempting me for some reason. I need a drink.....*plops onto stool and rests head on bar*
Yu-Narukami
I think I've heard these butterflies in my sleep before I use Myriad Truths.
bluehairedemo
Yeah yeah but someone get a jar please.
Jokerboi
Oh yeah. What did they tell you, "kill your friends, it's your destiny"
-Labrys-
Howdy @-Noir-. Welcome back. And here..

*pulls out the empties whisky bottle from yesterday*

Cram those butterflies in here.
Yu-Narukami
@Jokerboi
No, they just told me to destroy Lablanc. They really don't like Lablanc for some reason.
-Noir-
Not the whiskey bottle again?!
bluehairedemo
Ok butterflies we couldn't find the jar but there's flowers in the bottle the robot girl is holding.
Persona
Are they full of sweet delicious flower nectar?
bluehairedemo
Sure sure. Now hurry before they die.
Persona
*Flies into whiskey bottle*
I don't see any flowers in here either.
-Labrys-
*glances at @-Noir-*

Always the whisky bottle.
bluehairedemo
LABRYS! CLOSE IT!!!
-Labrys-
*slams the cap back onto the bottle and seals it tight, even welding the seem back*
-Noir-
DO IT
-Noir-
THROW IT CURL
bluehairedemo
OOC: *FF7 fanfare*

Oh thank god...
-Noir-
You did it!
Persona
WHAT!?! What form of imprisonment hast thou placed upon me!?! I Shall curse thine very existence for this treachery!
Yu-Narukami
Those are definitely some weird butterflies.
bluehairedemo
... Can anyone understand what it's saying?
-Noir-
Go away betty butterfly
Yu-Narukami
Not a word...
-Noir-
He said: why you stick me in bottle?
Bad I will haunt you and your family
bluehairedemo
Well... I uh... Ok I'm not gonna say that.
Persona
Ah, I see at least someone is versed in the proper tongue of demonkind.
-Labrys-
*eyes it up*

*slowly brings it towards my mouth, opening wide...*
Persona
Haha! Yes, bring about my end so I may be reborn anew!
Yu-Narukami
I get the feeling, those butterflies don't die easily.
Jokerboi
That's...... unsettling
Persona
No, we die easily! Do it!
Jokerboi
Wait @-Labrys-, don't!
bluehairedemo
Nah, don't. It'd be a nice decoration.
-HaruOkamura-
whats happening everyone?~
Persona
How dare thou! I am not some meager decoration! I am thousands of eons old and hath been steering forth the fate of this world since the dawn of men!
Persona
So at least give me some flower nectar.
bluehairedemo
Yeah you're a full blown butterfly.
-HaruOkamura-
-captures the butterfly in a jar- Ooooooooo~ Pretty!💕
-Labrys-
*bottle is half in mouth*

Uwha?

*glances at everyone*
Yu-Narukami
I don't even know whats happening anymore.
-Labrys-
OOC: Wait, I thought the butterfly was in my bottle..?
bluehairedemo
STOP! Pull it out Labrys!
bluehairedemo
OOC: They are.
3xcal1bur
Anybody have a flamethrower?
-HaruOkamura-
Not if i take the bottle~ You didn't see cause i was moving at mach 20~💕
Persona
Listen to @3xcal1bur, they are thinking the right way. Fire will surely get rid of me.
bluehairedemo
Nope! You're staying in that bottle.
-Labrys-
*swallows bottle whole and you just here chunking sounds from inside me*

Huh..?

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3xcal1bur
Never mind no flamethrowers the butterflies are gonna trick us
Fuck
Fuck I don't have any money
Persona
B-but, there isn't any flowers in here.
bluehairedemo
OOC: Okay I have to say it. I love the transition from casual talk in a cafe to talking to magic butterflies XD
Persona
*disappears in a flash of blue fire*
bluehairedemo
Labby... no...
Jokerboi
Jesus Christ @-Labrys-, did you just swallow that bottle whole?
3xcal1bur
BUTTERFLY BITCH IS GONE
-Labrys-
*burps out a small amount of blue flames*
3xcal1bur
Also I hope labrys has a good digestive system...
Yu-Narukami
Ok, we'll be fine just nobody mention the B word.
Jokerboi
I mean, assuming she can swallow a whole bottle ANF not feel any discomfort, I think she's alright
Jokerboi
AND
Fuck
Fuck
Jokerboi
Oh shot, it's Eff
-Labrys-
Shouldda seen me eat Miranda's stripper pole.

*smiles softly and cocks head*
Jokerboi
Wait what?
bluehairedemo
You... are a beast Labby...
Yu-Narukami
It was...horrifying.
Jokerboi
Remind me not to say anything that'll offend her
Fuck
Say fuck
Jokerboi
HELL NO
Yu-Narukami
@Jokerboi
Says the guy that shot God in the head.
Fuck
That was fucking cool by the way
bluehairedemo
Can you like, not?
-Labrys-
Wanna see a cool party trick?
bluehairedemo
Eh, sure.
-Labrys-
*concentrates real hard for a moment*

*pops fresh toast out of head!*
Jokerboi
@Yu-Narukami Listen, I shot God in the head to save everyone, and I didn't need to use the f word. So I deserve some credit
Jokerboi
Woah, she's a toaster now
bluehairedemo
Oh yeah, forgot you can do that.
Jokerboi
Wait, she's done that before? That's cool
-Labrys-
All toasters toast toast.

*drinks coffee and flips through book, nibbling on some of my fresh toast*
Fuck
Fuck toast
Aigis
*sneaks in through the door, quietly steals Sojiro's toaster and then sprints out the door
bluehairedemo
Are you saying you're a toaster?
bluehairedemo
Aigis?!
Jokerboi
Hey, did anyone just see a cute, blind robot girl run off with Boss' toaster?
Jokerboi
Blonde
Fuck
She has already fucking left
Yu-Narukami
Well, wild cards are called wild cards for a reason.
bluehairedemo
But it's never that random...
-Labrys-
*looks over and blinks*

Guess I'm replacing the toaster for a bit here...
Jokerboi
Hah, same
Jokerboi
Dont worry, i went after her and asked her to return it politely, so I hope she'll return it
bluehairedemo
But why did she steal it in the first place?
Jokerboi
I heard her mention something about having sex with it
-Labrys-
*puts down book*

Hoh nou.
Yu-Narukami
That...doesn't quite sound like the Aegis I remember...
bluehairedemo
OOC: Hold up... the P3MC is supposed to eff the toaster, not the toaster eff the toaster.
Aigis
Oh i think you mishead me. What i meant was i'm going to get six of it. As in getting all six mystical toasters so i can summon the toaster lord hehe...
Jokerboi
Thats why I'm trying to get it back. I don't wanna ask for toast in the morning and get an image of a robowaifu fucking the toaster in which my bread enters and exits
Aigis
*mythical
bluehairedemo
Oh... can you not please. And there's no toaster lord.
Jokerboi
That's a lie @Aigis and you know it
Koromaru-chan
arf!
*Koromaru suddenly comes running in, carrying a note in his mouth, which simply has the word "butterfly" written on it.
*...He isn't sure who's supposed to receive the message, and the scent of fresh toast beckons... He drops the note on the ground and runs towards Labrys, wagging his tail and barking for toast.
bluehairedemo
No Koro! NOOOOO!!!!
Jokerboi
.... ok, why is there a dog in here noe?
Aigis
oh hey cute dog, *runs out the door before anyone can notice
Persona
*Blue light shines from the note*
Persona
I have been resummoned!
bluehairedemo
God dammit! Someone get the jar.
Persona
*Swarms around @bluehairedemo head*
Jokerboi
OH GOD IT'S HERE, I DON'T WANNA GET SWARMED AGAIN
Jokerboi
Oh wait, nvm
Persona
@bluehairedemo
I'll go away, all you have to do is kill @Jokerboi.
bluehairedemo
No. Eff off.
Jokerboi
Why do they hate me?
Persona
@bluehairedemo
But it is thou destiny to do so!
-Labrys-
*hands Koro some fresh toast from my head*

Hereya are pooch...Heh...you remind me alota Snowwy...
Jokerboi
@-Labrys- Where's the bottle?
Fuck
Because people are fucking dicks
bluehairedemo
But I don't want to. Besides you said it's Yu's destiny and Joker's destiny as well. You're making this up aren't you?
Persona
*the butterflies stop swarming @bluehairedemo head and seem to be staring directly at @Jokerboi*
You think a simple bottle can contain an ancient being such as I!
Jokerboi
It happened once, it'll happen again
bluehairedemo
It did before.
Persona
@bluehairedemo
Good idea! I'll make @Yu-Narukami do it since they're asleep!
Yu-Narukami
But I'm not asleep.
-Labrys-
@Jokerboi I ate it remember? Here though...

*pulls out a pickle jar and hands it to @Jokerboi*
bluehairedemo
Stop. No. No one is killing anyone. Now go away cuz no one is going to help you.
Persona
...Thou should not underestimate me. Besides where the harm in this, the world is going reality is going to tear itself apart in 3 days anyway...
Jokerboi
-@Labrys- *winks with a devilish smile* Thanks dollface

Hey @Persona, I got this jar filled with nectar
Persona
@Jokerboi
I said not to underestimate me! I won't be so easily fooled by such a jest, again!
bluehairedemo
No, there actually is nectar in that jar.
Fuck
But you were fucking fooled once
Jokerboi
What if I threw in promising to kill anyone you want? All you have to do is get in the jar....
Persona
@bluehairedemo
Is.. there really nectar in the- No, I will not be tricked again!
Persona
@Jokerboi
Wait, really?
bluehairedemo
I'm not messing with you. There's real nectar in the jar.
Jokerboi
Of course, whatever you wish. Just get in the jar
Persona
...
Koromaru-chan
Arf!!
*Koromaru gladly takes the toast and sits in a booth, taking his time with munching it down as he watches the events unfold, feeling slightly on-guard from @Persona's threatening statements. He wonders if he did something wrong by bringing that note here...
Persona
*Flies into the Jar*
Wait, where's the nectar?
-Labrys-
*walks over and offers hand to @Persona*
Jokerboi
*closes lid on jar*
TAKE THAT YA STUPID BITCH
Persona
*A single butterfly escapes the jar and land in @-Labrys-'s hand*
Jokerboi
SHIT LABRYS NO
Persona
Ha a bit of me escaped!
-Labrys-
*with lightning reflexes adds whisky and bleach to the jar before it snaps shut*
Koromaru-chan
woof woof!
*Koromaru wags his tail in celebration and continues munching on his toast. He seems slightly apologetic about bringing that thing in here...
Persona
Now to just control it too...
*Butterfly remain in @-Labrys- hand*
bluehairedemo
Nope. *He catches the last butterfly with the net*
Jokerboi
Wait what just happened?
-Labrys-
*looks at butterfly*

...

*nom*
Jokerboi
GOOD JOB BLUE WONDER
Jokerboi
AND LABRYS?
Persona
What are these strange substances in the jar... I feel tired...
Jokerboi
I think it's whiskey and bleach
bluehairedemo
*he sighs* C'mere Koromaru.
Persona
Let me out of here!
-Labrys-
*holds up and hand and concentrates for a moment*

*pops a toasted butterfly out of head*

Well that was enlightening...I scanned it.
Persona
*Toasted butterfly immediately reanimates and begins flying into @Jokerboi's face*
Koromaru-chan
rr? woof...
*Finishing his snack, Koro-chan trots over to @bluehairedemo, sniffing at his feet and looking like he wants to be pet. And walked. And taken to see a movie, maybe.
Jokerboi
*With lightning reflexes, opens jar just wide enough to snatch the butterfly, closing it before any more can get out*
Jokerboi
YES
bluehairedemo
Okay. *He pats his head and stands up* Which theater would you like to go to?
Persona
You can't keep me in here forever! I'll outlast you!
*Begins banging against the glass causing the jar to tilt*
-Labrys-
*cups it in hands quickly*
Jokerboi
*Holds jar tightly so it stops tilting*
What do I do with this guys?
-Labrys-
No. No jar smashing for you naughty one!
Persona
I shall curse thou! Thou art but a metal canister born with ego!
Jokerboi
@-Labrys- What do we do with this jar?
-Labrys-
Yeah? So?
Koromaru-chan
woof!!
*Koromaru wags his tail with joy! He seems to already has a place in mind, as he runs towards the door, looking back at you to follow him. Perhaps the theater in yongen-jaya is showing something he wants to see?
arf arf!
*Go with Koromaru? Yes/Yes
Persona
I know of you as well Trickster! You art but a prisoner of thou own heart! A puppet pulled along by an unjust fate!
-Labrys-
Hmm....I have an idea.

*puts the bleach and whisky filled jar in the oven and turns it on*

Bleach gas.
Persona
Haha! Let me burn! It shall be a glorious rebirth!
Jokerboi
Nice
bluehairedemo
>Yes
Yes

Well I'm gonna go out for a bit. I'll be right back. *He opens the door and walks out with Koro-chan*
Jokerboi
What you don't know is that bleach and whiskey are the 2 things that prevent rebirth
Persona
Wait, why aren't I burning! What trickery is this!
Persona
Time for a drastic measure!
Persona
I am thou, thou art I!
Persona
Thy heart that beats for thy friends lights mine holy flame...
Persona
*The cafe begins heating up*
Jokerboi
What is it doing now?
Persona
*The heat is becoming intense, you see the wood on the floor start to warp and twist*
-Labrys-
*turns off oven and takes out jar*

*stares at butterflies*
Persona
*The cafe begins to cool down*
Persona
Why did you stop the process I was about to destroy the caf- I mean bake wonderful confectionaries for all of you.
Jokerboi
Oh, she fixed. Like usual. *takes a seat at the bar*
-Labrys-
*stares intently at the butterflies*

Stop being a jerk wad. I don't need your shenanigans around 'ere.
Persona
But, this cafe must fall!
Sunbreaker-Titan
@Boss one cup of your finest black coffee
Persona
Besides, you tried to cook me...
Magatsu-Picaro
Hey! Sojiro-san! do you mind if I can have a mochaccino?
-Labrys-
Nope. I'm tired of rebuildin' it.
Persona
I am thou and thou art I...
From the very moment of my emergence, I have been a guiding light shed to illuminate thy path...I am the original god...
-Labrys-
Ah..

*puts butterflies down on counter and turns to the door, dawning apron*

@Boss isn't in right now. I'll be serving you instead @Magatsu-Picaro. A Mochaccino for ya? Great taste! Comin' right up!
Persona
*The jar begins to shake rapidly and a bright blue light emanates from within*
Sunbreaker-Titan
I would rather not before Labrys kicks your ass and Boss would be PISSED
-Labrys-
*grabs jar and hucks it at the moon as I whip up a mochaccino for @Magatsu-Picaro*

Here ya go sir!

*slides it over*
-Labrys-
Here is your black coffee @Sunbreaker-Titan!

*slides it over*

Fresh and hot!
Persona
*The moon i=becomes surrounded with blue flames before returning to normal*
-Labrys-
Welp. That's gonna be a moon monster. All Majora's Mask style for sure.

*cleans classes and rests hip against the counter*
-Labrys-
*glasses
Yu-Narukami
*Mumbling in sleep*
...not falling...for that...again...
Jokerboi
Well, have fun dealing with it, I shall be heading on my way. Jeep the shop in one piece for me dollface.
OOC: Later my people, be back tomorrow
Jokerboi
Keep
-Labrys-
*ruffles Yu's hair gently*

Oh Yu-kun...You need to bring Yosuke one of these times...I miss him...
Sunbreaker-Titan
Well thanks you

*takes a sip*

Ghost: Ahhh...nothing but a cup of blackened liquid fruit nuts to restore your light

Don't bother that little light, he's my ghost

Ghost:...don't do that...
-Labrys-
I'll try @Jokerboi! Rest easy pal.
-Labrys-
*blinks*

Whatta...What am I seein here?
Yu-Narukami
*Eyes dart open*
A shadow!
Yu-Narukami
Izanagi-no-Okami!
Sunbreaker-Titan
http://071bc3d04e2671665c74-5a267f839fbe60d0845a37698418bb02.r26.cf5.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/destiny-frontier-ghost-shell-640x337.jpg sent you a image about him
Yu-Narukami
Oh, that was very informative...so its weakness must be electric!
Yu-Narukami
Ziodyne!
-Labrys-
AH NO!

*shields @Sunbreaker-Titan and the Ghost*

UHG!!
Yu-Narukami
Why did you block it?
Sunbreaker-Titan
Ghost: I an inorganic life-form composed of the matter around my guardian and no...I am no shadow, I am actually a byproduct of the Traveler's dying breath which was composed of light like that dapper figure above you.
Yu-Narukami
Ishtar! Salvation!
*Heals @-Labrys-*
Yu-Narukami
oh...
-Labrys-
*sits up rapidly*

Rule 33. Don't attack the patrons unless attacked first.
Sunbreakers_Ghost
Took me a while to become visible for everyone, I set the option to be visible to the @Sunbreaker-Titan only.
Yu-Narukami
Wait, haven't I already broken rule 33 multiple times then.
Sunbreakers_Ghost
According to the record you have broken that rule for total of seven-teen times. I even have the footage to prove it
-Labrys-
Yes. Yes you have @Yu-Narukami.
hazama
Yu, you can't let rules like that keep you down. Use the rules as a guideline for what you SHOULD be doing.
Yu-Narukami
But I can't just run from the truth and the truth is that there are rules.
Yu-Narukami
Also, can we make it a rule to not mention B-U-T-T-E-R-F-L-I-E-S in the cafe?
Sunbreaker-Titan
Gotta agree with snake man @Yu-Narukami even heroes likes you and me have to limit out powers

*sips the still warm contents form the cup*
-Labrys-
*goes back behind counter and rests hip against the counter*

Hello @hazama. Can I get you anything dearest?
Frog
*hops in*

Ribbit.
Yu-Narukami
Is...is that a shadow?
Frog
Croak croak.

*eats nearby fly*
Sunbreaker-Titan
That is just a normal frog Yu...that brawl with Izanami must've unscrewed some bolts in ya head.
Yu-Narukami
There was a fly in here? I thought this place had a no flying insect policy!
Frog
Ribbit!

*hops closer to Yu*
Yu-Narukami
...
Sunbreaker-Titan
yup, I knew it @-Labrys- assist our silver headed pal out of the cafe, desperate for some legit fresh air.
-Labrys-
*hoists self onto counter a bit to sit and keeps cleaning glasses*

*watches Yu carefully*
Frog
*hops even closer to Yu*

*stares*